I Want My Hat Back: By Professor Hershel Layton

[@Danielle-yq8dv]

I don't care, that's not my hat. - Professor Hershel Layton.

[@UltimaDoombotMK1]

How vexing I had a hat once. It was blue and- I DON'T CARE THAT'S NOT MY HAT!!!!

[@CRAB_CRASHERZ]

thank you anyway

[@caiosoares2834]

Ahem *gentleman*

[@d-o-n-u-t]

same hat.

[@MardotMov]

"I simply do not care."

[@mousetime325]

all the voices were spot on and then luke

[@ViveeFox]

+Dee Cascarino child (check the captions.)

[@Xyle-rb5kv]

That is also true for Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask + Azran Legacy

[@Krong]

I want to laugh but it's so true

[@markaldrichsoria466]

And then the fire nation attacked.

[@neveanna13]

Dee Cascarino he sounds like the uk version

[@Star_Rattler]

"I HAVE SEEN MY HAT" THE DRAMATICNESS

[@beerichardson3545]

Is that a word? IT IS NOW!

[@Abby-ub5gn]

Abbie Richardson It definitely is now and describes the professor quite well lol

[@chloegibbs7204]

Dramaticness: Layton every time he reveals someone to be evil

[@babyrion9684]

Descole you pompous ass!

[@chloegibbs7204]

Babylon “You haven’t masterminded sh*t” *“LAYTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNN!!!!!!!”*

[@flowingfireandice]

I didn't realize descole had the hat.....probably cause descole can actually pull it off.

[@mediocrio]

i cant tell if this is meant to be a pun and it is making me lose my mind

[@FloofyOneTorpheus]

Dang... this is beautifully crafted.

[@arandomfox9009]

He was so good at hiding it

[@creation1233]

Spoiler warning: I mean, considering he IS Hershel Layton he could definitely pull it off

[@OmniGundam777]

@@creation1233 what

[@ProZD]

I figured people were familiar with the original book enough to know this was a parody. But you have a point. I'll add a link to the Amazon listing for the original book in the description.

[@MeLoNarXo]

thanks because this was very out of context when getting this reccomended 10 years later

[@patOhara08]

what book?

[@slowcuber_aze]

​@@patOhara08 I want my hat back

[@sushisashimi8320]

Yeah it’s still out of context 11 years later, I thought you just made it all up

[@mintytheshade3754]

"It is brown and tall and- I HAVE SEEN MY HAT!"

[@phoebesulistio6830]

That line scared the ever-living crap outta me, red screen screaming bloody murder

[@UltimaDoombotMK1]

Phoebe Sulistio and then Descole beaten to a pulp... HELP ME!!!!!

[@TarsonTalon]

It seems like a re-imagining of the old Looney Toons gag. Elmer Fudd asks Bugs Bunny if he's seen a rabbit around. Bugs asks if rabbits have 'feet like this', 'tails like this', and 'ears like this'. Elmer Fudd says 'yeah.' Bugs says 'Haven't seen any.'

[@CH1H1R0gaming]

THAT LINE 😂😂

[@kikocha.artist7424]

YOU, YOU STOLE MY HAT XD

[@Star_Rattler]

AN THEN CLIVE'S PART IM "I HAD A HAT ONCE" "I DON'T CARE THAT'S NOT MY HAT" OH MY GOD

[@pirkage]

theEPICyus002 should have said future luke instead to avoid spoilers

[@bradychan1135]

You sound like a tumblr user

[@JorgetePanete]

theEPICyus002 learn grammar

[@soupgirl1864]

Spoilers, mate.

[@themongoosling]

Reads comment *INHALES* You just spoiled Unwound Future for me, good sir, thank you and goodbye. *SLAMS DOOR*

[@RadishFriends]

this is an actual kids book about a bear by David Klassen. It's basically the same as this video but at the very end of the book, the bear sits on/kills the rabbit that stole his hat.

[@flowingfireandice]

Oh gawd...

[@caitlinc.3515]

So wait, does that mean Layton sat on Descole? Oh god.

[@RadishFriends]

yes

[@caitlinc.3515]

Jeez... I don't know why, but Layton sitting on Descole sounds sexual...

[@dualityofem]

Yessss. In 4th grade my friends and I would read it whenever we went to the library and we thought it was hilarious. That made this video even more amazing to me, in combination with my love for Professor Layton.

[@btsgotmelikeyah8487]

omfg "I don't care, that's not my hat" im crying it hurts to laugh

[@melpomeneouranos4973]

army bishhh

[@JorgetePanete]

BTS got me like 'yah' I'm*

[@PraiseJ-Pope]

Ayo army

[@glencoconut]

1:10 the word 'it' is missing and makes it seem like the professor has gone blind xD

[@jennibeanthesweetsqueen5245]

He can't see without his hat

[@jennibeanthesweetsqueen5245]

+Hero Of Rhyme but what

[@pixelatedpeaches6439]

what if the professor's eyes ARE his hat

[@NewSinns]

But... He saw his hat...

[@radraveoctoling3761]

Glen Coco "what if I never see again?"

[@larslysko3886]

Poor Clive. Layton doesn't care about his hat

[@RJMeta]

+Larissa Lysko That is a cool profile picture

[@larslysko3886]

Red Dawn Thanks! :3

[@ayselatoglu9146]

Trueee

[@zekeram129]

Larissa Lysko Clive?

[@larslysko3886]

Zekeram12 He's in Professor Layton and the Unwound Future (at 0:51)

[@Stealth27]

i adore the red transition after finding the thief to just a simple happy Layton, implying Clayton to have done something unspeakably vile, and that it brought him joy.

[@Silverwind87]

You do not steal a gentleman's hat.

[@MarcyStevonshy]

This is even more depressing if you realize that Layton was depressed about his hat since Claire was the one who gave it to him. And even more dark yet dang hilarious if you think that Layton kills Descole.

[@SuperSonicBlur]

Also now throw in the relationship those two have which we learn about from The Azran Legacy.

[@tbg8365]

Profile image checks out.

[@christianalbertjahns2577]

Well, you know The Prof has spare hat, safe in his office

[@RADZIO895]

Wait wtf this has more lore

[@branastasia8013]

@oh ok Oh you sweet summer child. Get ready for the family drama and heartbreak

[@Star_Rattler]

"WHAT IS A HAT" IM DYING

[@unknownentityenthusiast6765]

Star Rattler What is a hat? A miserable pile of fabrics!

[@creation1233]

YOU FREAKING WORE IT BEFORE PAUL!

[@jaxamoto]

That was an impressive Layton impression. :0

[@Spritus3241]

i had a hat once- shut up luke.

[@Soppo13]

thats not luke

[@gajrio]

PROFESSOR PROFESSOR I FOUND SOMETH- shut up luke

[@youtubecomment2992]

+Momo Duckies Can you tell me a story about baaaaseball proffea

[@fwqueen9748]

That's Clive

[@charagamer2712]

BASEBALLLLL

[@ZatClaire]

WHAT IS A HAT?! Oh, Don Paolo.

[@ProZD]

I used my mouth and my throat and my lungs in combination.

[@byakka]

Another puzzle solved!

[@aroacegoblinyt]

YA DON'T SAY!

[@TheJavierMartinez88]

0:57 "What is a hat?" A miserable little pile of secrets.

[@monie9605]

XDDD Clive:I had a hat once it was blue and- Professor Layton:I dont care,thats not my hat.Thank you anyways

[@casperdewith]

Can you change it to ‘Future Luke’ please? It spoils a bit.

[@sakurafalls2468]

@@casperdewith Let's be honest, the game was released 12 years ago, I think we're good. No one really plays it for the first time now.

[@casperdewith]

@@sakurafalls2468 I get your point. But actually, two weeks before I posted that comment, I started playing it for the first time. So yeah, it still happens in spite of its unlikelihood.

[@DiamondPersian]

@@casperdewith I get your point, but it's kinda on you not to watch videos with potential spoilers. I mean, there's still folks not knowing Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's dad. We ain't holding our breath forever.

[@casperdewith]

@@DiamondPersian True; in some cases, discussion is impossible without spoiling one thing or the other. The video however, doesn’t have any spoilers. This comment introduces one for no reason - unless it adds to the meaning, which I think it doesn’t.

[@Star_Rattler]

DESCOLE'S WHOLE THING AT 0:26 I'M FREAKING DYING I CAN'T BREATHE

[@OzzyOscy]

You're 9 years older now, so I just wanted to remind you that this is how you used to talk.

[@Star_Rattler]

@OzzyOscy first of all, your motha second of all that's not even that bad I used to say really cringe things and thats pretty normal speech there ngl 💅

[@OzzyOscy]

@@Star_Rattler like, literally 💀💀

[@Justsomefreeloader]

0:47 this entire part especially when professor Layton replies cracks me up so much.

[@Justsomefreeloader]

Also, someone make this version a real book!! I'd buy that shit in an instant!!

[@rhodrage]

Oh Brothers, always stealing each others hats

[@uhwhat4665]

SPOILERS

[@Quetzal00358]

That twist blew my mind

[@creation1233]

Now that’s a lot of emotion you just stirred in me

[@daanhoek1818]

have you seen my hat? what is a hat? ...

[@moviegirl2447]

Thank you anyway

[@Sleepymodelol]

What is a hat?

[@draco2351]

What is a hat? A miserable pile of threads But enough talk, have at you!

[@mazenhaggag8669]

+draco2351 thank you

[@maisypitzer7447]

Me and my sisters started dying when I saw: "Have you seen my hat?" "No, Why are you asking me? I haven't seen it. I haven't seen any hats anywhere. I would not steal a hat. Don't ask me anymore questions." "Ok. Thank you anyway.

[@emeraldpatronus234]

"Have you seen my hat?" "I had a hat once. It was blue and--.." "I don't care that's not my hat. Thank you anyway." :)

[@juanjuri6127]

it's missing the pointless twist at the end where it's revealed it was all a dream, a convoluted practical joke, a gas leak-induced hallucination, everyone was a robot, everyone was part of a flash mob, etc etc etc

[@llgla]

Well done. Hershel's voice is similar to the versions I have heard.

[@CaptainJLinebeck]

Looking forward to seeing the thrilling continuation of the hat saga in the new Layton game

[@mysticthemanakete]

I remember having to look at children's books as inspiration for a child-friendly performance in musical theatre back in college and I loved the original book of this so much I had to show it it my mum. XD

[@unpassantfrancophonecommei1217]

MY COMMENT ITSELF IS A SPOILER. -- HAVE YOU PLAYED THE GAMES? -- NO? -- WELL GO PLAY THE GAMES. -------------------------------------------------------------------- That's typical of siblings to steal each other's things, and I can see Descole being that kind of brother to Layton.

[@JaggedBird]

Minus the obliviousness of Layton with Descolate and Luke's voice, the best part of this is they're all in character. I adore it. Also 1:26 OH WAIT-

[@kwableguy9795]

"You've taken awfully good care of that hat I gave you." lol

[@aheghaugheggeyahg]

*tips top hat*

[@MayliSong]

Damn, sir, you have the most incredible Layton voice. ... ... ...just not a great Luke voice. >w

[@harveybower9899]

MayliSong It's better than Luke's actual voice

[@DJ_Maysonic]

Harvey Bower UK or US?

[@harveybower9899]

Is Luke's voice different in the US? Please elaborate.

[@DJ_Maysonic]

Harvey Bower they decided to change Luke's voice for European and PAL releases of the game

[@JazzyWaffles]

Harvey Bower Luke sounds terrible in the American release. The UK version has a better voice, which is used for some of the later games in the US series, if I recall.

[@BiSTHN]

Must watch with automatic generated captions. "You stole my hard! ... I life."

[@BiSTHN]

That's a lovely profile picture you have.

[@BiSTHN]

So not only does Mr. Wright have a lenny face, but is also French.

[@BiSTHN]

Makes sense.

[@Haunter994]

"Have you seen my heart." "Have you seen my hand." "I HAVE SEEN MY HASH."

[@Midolir]

Objection! *Luke's speaking* "Child" Alright, sounds good :D

[@CyberKirby]

YTP: Professor kills his brother over a hat.

[@shsltrash6685]

A gentleman must *never* spoil a game >:C

[@professorlayton7682]

I’ve been exposed...

[@luketriton4346]

Professor........ I’m staying far away, like, very far away...

[@x.Fia.x]

@@professorlayton7682 yep your exposed

[@kero8136]

WHAT IS A HAT?! I died laughing, my gawd..

[@geebitez438]

1:45 and 1:29... DEMON LAYTON HAS EMERGED! RUN! (After Layton kills the man that stole his hat) Layton: (covered in blood) I love my hat

[@hatakekyasarin9672]

+Dreamweavers Times Two! I was actually expecting that to have happened there at the end xD

[@gonsalves103]

Seems like a cool children's story.

[@kelseycampen4318]

Sanic Hegehog super duper late but it is an entire copy of an actual children's story. I own said children's story

[@carlclever7538]

Kelsey Campen you sound as if you own the rights lul

[@Squidge-id9lw]

@@kelseycampen4318 another super duper late reply, but that’s so cool that you own it. I remember reading it in like grade 2 and laughing my face off for some reason (especially the “what’s a hat” part, although it was in french so “C’est quoi un chapeau” lol)

[@eldritchvoided]

Hell hath no fury like a hatless Layton

[@mayacazares]

"I had a hat once. It was blue and-" "I don't care it's not my hat. Thank you anyway." Haha! I don't know why this made me laugh so much!!!!

[@inactiveaccount3524]

Lol xD I laughed so hard! It was brown and tall---I HAVE SEEN MY HAT! And da Clive part xDDD I had a hat once............ I DON'T CARE! IT IS NOT MY HAT!

[@nonten4]

Still a better love story then Twilight.

[@MinnaAngel]

Layton's back!!!! And he kept the hat hahah

[@Daijyii]

*I see that youtube has yet again brought us together brothers and sisters.*

[@Fhfhdhsjs]

I'm really worried about what Hershel did to descole...

[@coolunclesip858]

A man who loves his hat will go to extra lengths to get it back

[@branastasia8013]

Even if they have to destroy someone important to do so

[@creation1233]

Spoiler He scared him so bad a faked his death with some help from raymond

[@Artgirl98]

That's what I was thinking, what did he do.

[@kitsune5508]

It's when you remember how he got that hat that makes this sad

[@reigningrockets]

I remember being obsessed with this video when it first came out and i watched it non stop. I had no clue it was ProZD this whole time. Wow. to think i've been a fan for longer than i even knew.

[@Jake28]

I did not know this was a ProZD video until just now... wow.

[@rokuzer00]

no one cares about clive's hat.

[@soupgirl1864]

Maguro Sasaki spoilers

[@gamerofthetime]

Maguro Sasaki spoilers Well, I think its still in the underground ,,london", if it survived the explosion

[@wondereese552]

ONE OF THE GREATEST VIDEOS ON THIS PLATFORM HANDS DOWN.. WHAT A CLASSIC SO GLAD THIS HAS RESURFACED IN MY LIFE OMG

[@professorlayton7682]

DON’T MESS WITH MY HAT.

[@luketriton4346]

...

[@michaelgalvan9196]

I got your hat

[@professorlayton7682]

Michael Galvan, *NO.*

[@michaelgalvan9196]

@@professorlayton7682 YES hahahaha

[@aheghaugheggeyahg]

@@michaelgalvan9196 GET BACK HERE DON-

[@illusemytrustyfryingpanasa9249]

When you laugh about him crying because he lost his hat but then remember that it was Claire who gave it to him so you just...O-o

[@adenridesdragons1321]

Ha! That's fun... it's a parody of the children's book ""Have you seen my cat?" The voicing was spot on by the way, amazing work!

[@fannysmilesfps94]

I know fandom is quiet now, but I just got in and I love your voice impressions 💖. If it ever comes to life again, I'd love to hear more of this!

[@Lauren-oz7mj]

It's impossible to get tired of this! XD

[@PolyMe3]

"What is a hat?"

[@raelk2631]

This feels like a children's book

[@galaxytwins2929]

I'm pretty sure this is a parody

[@mcvenne8935]

I love the music in those games! It's so mysterious and just fits perfectly.

[@RavenigmaNevermore]

My cheeks hurt from laughing so much. Oh, and that accusation was perfect. My sides hurt too.

[@Sophie-mf1zp]

I have no idea why this is being recommended to me 10 years later but I'm not upset at all.

[@fondrive]

"My hat is my friend. It keeps me calm."

[@constancesmith6362]

So happy I found a reference.

[@Ceej32]

I’ve seen this like 5 years ago and now I’m back

[@axcicos7133]

If only we got this after PW VS PL, then we could have got a Phoenix cameo.

[@Star_Rattler]

WAIT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS WAS BY PROZD GKSKGJDNSMGK also this video is still funny 6 years later God Bless.

[@kumaxhime]

You are so good at voice-overs! Your Layton, Don Paolo, and Descole sound just like the original voices!

[@Paper_Brain]

you can _feel_ the absolute godly _fury_ that layton is about to unleash

[@DrCaseus]

I can't even imagine what Layton did to Descole...

[@ProZD]

Thank you!

[@typo5938]

wait what how does this have no likes

[@lollol-gu7wi]

you’re welcome!!! (I think)

[@mihailitv]

I WANT MY HAT BACK (by Professor Hershel Layton) Layton: My hat is gone. I want it back. * Layton: Have you seen my hat? Flora: No, I haven't seen your hat. Layton: OK. Thank you anyway. * Layton: Have you seen my hat? Emmy: No. I have not seen any hats around here. Layton: OK. Thank you anyway. * Layton: Have you seen my hat? Descole: No, why are you asking me? I haven't seen it. I haven't seen any hats anywhere. I would not steal a hat. Don't ask me any more questions. Layton: OK. Thank you anyway. * Layton: Have you seen my hat? Luke: I haven't seen anything all day. I've been trying to solve this puzzle. Layton: Want me to help you? Luke: Yes, please. * Layton: Have you seen my hat? Clive: I had a hat once. It was blue and -- Layton: I don't care, that's not my hat. Thank you anyway. * Layton: Have you seen my hat? Don Paolo: What is a hat? Layton: Thank you anyway. * Layton: Nobody has seen my hat. What if I never see it again? What if nobody ever finds it? My poor hat. I miss it so much. Randall: What's the matter? Layton: I've lost my hat. And nobody has seen it. Randall: What does it look like? Layton: It's brown and tall and -- I HAVE SEEN MY HAT. * Layton: *pointing at Descole* YOU. YOU STOLE MY HAT. *furious* * Layton: *with his hat on* I love my hat.

[@thewittyone9999]

Cool job 4 writing out the whole video

[@3possumsinatrenchcoat]

has it really been over ten years at this point? I remember these memes like they were yesterday, whoof I feel old now :'o

[@NL-art]

i love it how randall in the end is just like: hershel I'm so done with your bulls**t OMG YOUR BROTHER HAS IT!!

[@sourschilly1367]

I miss this..

[@duscarasheddinn8033]

I saw this for the first time yesterday. I instantly knew that Descole had Layton's hat when I saw him and waited for Layton to realize it.

[@catroyalty6360]

Plot twist: all the characters knew, but they were just a-holes and they were playing along

[@alessandrobozzi7085]

Is it weird that I expected the thief to be shown in a puddle of his own blood? I've been on the internet for far too long.

[@robin_queer]

Okay the music is making me so damn nostalgic

[@winterfisher7868]

1:41 The greatest camera zoom of all time

[@emminet]

Every so often, you have to come back to the classic

[@soggybeanss]

Me: what are you up to, Layton? Layton: I love my hat. Me: -has a pipe in my mouth- *ha ha ha* Yes you do. ( if you get this, you are my friend )

[@e_puffin]

Let me guess, Dexter's father

[@soggybeanss]

A Quiet Angel ASDF movie.

[@e_puffin]

ShoKoro Senpai oh yeah ,damn it.

[@shuichii7832]

+ShoKoro Senpai Asdf movies

[@lydiajulianprower8356]

+Rokupou Senpai ASDF!

[@stealthlock6634]

Nobody’s going to read this but, I work at a daycare and it turns out we have the original book this is based on, about a bear who lost his hat. You’d better believe I read that book in these voices!! It’s now the most popular book in our classroom. A two year old’s mom asked me “there’s some phrases she says I don’t know the context for….she says ‘youuuuu stole my hat!!’???” That was really fun to explain XD

[@darkriversaben9163]

1:38 You. You stole my heart. Captions English (auto-generated)

[@ethanotoroculus1060]

It didn't click that that was Layton until the last moments... How.

[@L00PdeL00P]

This is the best children’s book I’ve ever seen

[@Moemoeourandiaries]

I was about to say that Layton wasn't stupid enough to not notice that Descole had his hat... but then I realized that all his brainpower comes from the hat...

[@edge3220]

"I've been trying to solve this puzzle." "Want me to help you?" "Yes, please." *walks away to ask people about his hat*

[@katieofthefae]

THE DESCOLE IMPRESSION IS GOLD

[@OVAtheVoid]

"I had a hat once. It was blue and--" "I don't care, that's not my hat." *Let him speak, dude*

[@Shadocat_Real]

I like how this dub is like an actual children's book.

[@DoctorTex]

Someone needs to do this with a Hat in Time.

[@bread7865]

This is written and illustrated like a children's book.

[@thecursor123]

Something... violent must have happened at 1:46's transition. Would he dare to beat somebody down like a non-gentleman, or was it just an intense puzzle duel?

[@petermarsella6537]

If you take the original story into consideration, Layton killed descole. Every puzzle has an answer

[@herrforehead]

I love this I love this I love this I love this

[@hostile7250]

im glad i'm not the only one still here

[@herrforehead]

@@hostile7250 hi friend

[@dustone8542]

1. people who said they care but they don't really care. 2. People who notice everything around them 3. People who cheat, trick, basically the bad guy 4. People who focus on themselves 5. People who doesn't care about others problem and only talk about themselves. 6. People who basically just waste your time 7. People who really care about you

[@content8683]

professor Layton:I want my heart back

[@content8683]

Prof Layton:have you seen my hand?

[@content8683]

Prof Layton:have you seen my hon?

[@content8683]

Prof Layton:nobody has sealed

[@content8683]

Prof Layton:I HAVE SEEN MY HASH!

[@swag4rce]

+John Kyle Marquez YOU STOLE MY HARD

[@poaly1998]

This has always been my favourite video on KZbin. If only for "what is a hat".

[@Anna-wv1lq]

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN THE WORLD

[@alicehellman8445]

oh GOD that’s ominous. It just flashes to red and then he has his hat back and he says “I love my hat.” DID HE KILL THAT GUY AAHH

[@archerestarcher]

It is brown and tall and- I HAVE SEEN MY HAT! YOU STOLE MY HAT! *beats up descole and takes back hat off-screen* I love my hat!

[@okayvlada]

This video with generated captions: *Professor points at Descole* YOU. YOU STOLE MY HEART. --- Omg, I'm dead. XDD