I was hired to upgrade humanity and this happened

It's time to get strong.
Today we're teaching mother nature a valuable lesson about not attacking me with dinosaurs and bugs. We're making the most powerful caveman in all of human history.
Game: Primitive Brothers
Music provided by:
(Epidemic Sound) www.epidemicsou...

[@MsVilecat]

Fun fact: it was recently discovered that starfish are mostly just an ambulating head, unlike the previous belief of it being just a body. So the eyes being on one of the arms makes sense. Kinda.

[@ChoomGuy]

You learn something new everyday, thanks for the trivia!

[@guygryphon]

This game actually looks addicting in a mindless yet satisfying way

[@CarJul666]

"It's a good day to be a naked man in the woods." Of course DF would say that.😂

[@KainYusanagi]

Dangit, DF. Upgrade your lower tier items to combine them up to a higher tier one! You know this from other games, too! No excuse!

[@akiipy22222]

Gotta keep in mind that DF has no peripheral vision and can only see in a 2 inch circle around his cursor at any given time

[@alexd9134]

@@akiipy22222 That would explain a lot

[@Elster227]

New here? DF has no meta progression across videos, you have to imagine every video as his first experience with videogames. That is why we love him, no?

[@THEedcbb3]

​@@akiipy22222also the fact that he plays merging games like the ads for them

[@THEedcbb3]

But ye if ya here to watch play based on good reasons, you're here for the wrong reasons

[@timonc6302]

I commend this mna for being able to stare at a screen so long ignoring all red dots

[@bddragon631]

agree! I see a red dot and I have to click XD

[@boogaloobaloo]

6:53 DF becomes the ATF

[@xayvionbeepath4462]

Like DF always says, "If you came to see good decisions, you're in the wrong place", love you man😂❤

[@illadiel6049]

DF murdering trilobites and calling them bugs, lol. Salt on the stomp wounds

[@wibly7737]

Game: Primitive Brothers

[@mr_lex2607]

The “painted dog” as df called it okkoto the blind boar from princess Mononoke I think hence why all the boars before him were painted white. 😮

[@Broccoli-paste]

Why does df always find these super weird games and make them look so fun?

[@gonefishin722]

Boar. " I'm a warthog!"

[@CalciteCroww]

DF does NOT consider bald people to be "real people" and i respect it (he will hit me with a stick if i disagree with him)

[@Raggedy-Man]

🎉 fancy seeing you guys here

[@TheOGComical]

i remember playing this years ago tbh it's so wild to see this again and to see you playing it should be a joy

[@perkinsnoa3977]

What is it called

[@TheOGComical]

god knows if i remember now sorry@@perkinsnoa3977

[@pain2086]

@@perkinsnoa3977primitive brothers

[@SolracSepol]

​@@perkinsnoa3977Primitive Brothers: Idle Game

[@69king82]

What is the name?

[@diamondplayz2145]

Hi DF. This game looks fun.

[@mikistenbeck6517]

calling the Entelodont AKA _Hell Pig_ a "Angry dog" was funny, :P

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

WHY WOULD A GAME USE "A" FOR THOUSAND AND NOT "K" LIKE NORMAL?!

[@MADMEKWURRWAZZA]

T REX DRAGons have 4 claws

[@noam3649]

Do more of this game this game has a big story pls

[@convictartist]

Fun fact, the "dinosaur with a sail" at 13:30ish is not a dinosaur! It's a Dimetrodon, an early synapsid relation of mammals. It's not a mammal itself, but it's closer to mammals than reptiles! It's like our great-uncle, if you go back a few hundred million years.

[@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz]

Oh hey, its Gamer Mr. Rogers. The Bob Ross of playing bottom barrel games. "Its not a bug, it's a happy accident. Dont you tell anyone about that bug. Thats our secret bug. Tell anyone and I'll break your toes." You know, as I wrote that joke. I had the distinct feeling DF has already done it himself. Whatever, I'm not taking it back.

[@WoutervanWilligen]

On behalve of mama otter: go play with sticks in your room!

[@AllanDeal]

Df is my daily addiction

[@Connortheman69]

What's the game called

[@anthoyhebert2382]

What game is this call

[@kidcoda4222]

Primitive brothers It’s in the description usually 👍

[@Some_randomchristian]

Idk who I like more. This guy or gsp (graystillplays) it's very close imo

[@davidc8543]

BOAR XD Thank you, Editor, you never fail to make me laugh! =D

[@ChargeQM]

Damn that thumbnail was the clickbait of the year. There's stuff in it that wasn't in the video at all!

[@firewizard3728]

I love your videos I hope you enjoy making them as much as I enjoy watching them

[@wonnozline4094]

I love how every level up spawns Citroen logos😂

[@guygryphon]

Lol that "BOAR" edit had me dead

[@fenglin2871]

I Remember playing this game 😢😢😢😢😢

[@gunnergirgich9815]

Same

[@gunnergirgich9815]

I was go$

[@gunnergirgich9815]

I mean I was god

[@AnonAdept]

We don't see enough of the 4 year later videos

[@enderborn017]

They use a instead of thousand because cavemen haven't invented numbers yet

[@115Reaper115]

Cant wait for more

[@ezshopXD]

Fun fact this game have GUN

[@Yalikestoves]

9:06 df that’s a flail… your flailing a flail. Hence the name

[@NadineCallan]

We now know the truth, DF is why the dinosaurs went extinct.

[@jormananormanu]

2:31 Wait - Is DF implying that bald people aren't real people? I mean I'm not saying he's wrong, I'm just curious.

[@mitchellbonds766]

Ey, here within the first hour for caveman violence. Excellent.

[@julianb.s.johnsen9076]

7:25 hahaha

[@Timoshenko]

pachycephalosaurus is my favorite dino

[@poptart6074]

what game is this

[@ZiliCili]

hey df i searched you for 5 months and finally found you... you are my fav youtuber but forgot your name

[@slorp_hint4752]

THAT GAME IS SO GOOOOD PLAY MORE

[@SERBIANDBAND1T]

Its called primitive brothers

[@2peoples785]

"oversized baby" weird sentance

[@user-AgentRoss1]

Its crazy bc most people in chat still play today and i know them bc they still play and chat in chat if that made any sense †

[@bigredneck789]

When evaluating a stick, is it more impressive to be longer or thicker?

[@pedrolmlkzk]

Longer up to a point then it becomes brittle Too thick and it becomes a log

[@WaiYan-cn2yo]

Damn he can ignore red dot.If I have red dot on my screen I can't help but touch😂😂😂

[@deadshod2872]

Whats the Name of the Game?

[@gamingwithmr.z7259]

where is bro finding these black market tier games??💀💀🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

[@beesly01]

3:33

[@mike3787]

Saitama doesn't mess around

[@alexthebee]

Before 1 hour gang

[@aowol9437]

hey df did you ever beat idleon?

[@gunnergirgich9815]

People who forgot what this game is called 👇

[@emperorwisel4842]

Ok, i have to ask. How do you find these weird games to play? I cant even imagine how many pages on googleplay you have to go through to even find this thing naturally.

[@perkinsnoa3977]

What is this game called?

[@raysnyder5921]

​@@perkinsnoa3977 primitive brothers: idle game

[@javlonrizayev1667]

Name?

[@vinvid2696]

I tried this game before it really grindy

[@joeormrod4952]

What is it called

[@dontala4784]

you should play soul knights on mobile (im not a sponsor but its a dope game and think it would be fun to watch)

[@AdrianRepede]

Me: stage 185

[@leimacaspac8493]

Game name?

[@Eduardas2023]

I have tier 11 armor

[@Riftweaver1981]

you must be like, the coolest guy at your school

[@codywalker4244]

What’s it called?

[@guygryphon]

Neglible

[@adenanstine6866]

What is this game called 🤔

[@gabrielmoreira1199]

Premetive brothers

[@gunnergirgich9815]

Bro kind of did merge

[@Silver_36]

What game is this ?

[@RT-iy9pu]

So this is what happens when you eat ze bugs?

[@timpongrobi5922]

Whats the game?

[@XxFoxXxDaGamer]

😅

[@ZTiMeOuT99]

WHY is it not collecting gems rewards.. he could be at least T4 by now....

[@12thArchknight]

soooo.... anyone know the name of the game?

[@NatashaWright-q3q]

What is the names of the game?

[@sinkagura]

Hello All :D

[@UTTM-4.0]

What game is that?

[@rickhodge6482]

What is this game called someone please tell me

[@LXOLD-228]

What is the name of the game

[@fenglin2871]

What the game name I forget about it

[@dmanpow3889]

My therapy

[@Cloudling1]

>1hr gang

[@fenglin2871]

What the game name

[@Pingvini-]

HIIIIII

[@resFade]

Early gang 👇

[@Delmont_The_Delusional]

20 minute gang???

[@ryanherrick564]

Game name

[@Timotei97]

How can you love his content when video is 14 min long and you already posted comment when he posted 4 min ago ;x

[@FaceParrot]

Juice Galaxy

[@BoredomStudios]

Day 2 of askin for df to play space trash scavenger

[@marioalexandru8899]

Hello

[@emojimr4427]

He's sooooo BALD he mu🎉st be powerful 👨🏻‍🦲

[@bayleighgracelynn7323]

So like sub hit the bell and commet

[@aminationist7564]

🗣️❗️🔥‼️‼️🔥🔥❗️❗️

[@alanglover2985]

Df needs to team up with gsp and let's game it out

[@andrewedmondson5943]

He has before

[@gabrielmoreira1199]

Premetive brother

[@GooberTheGamer13]

Within an hour 👇

[@gunsblazeing2865]

Play pickle Pete

[@DrakenWarr1or]

👇1 hour club 👇