I Was in a Car Accident With My Wife and Found Out That She Was Cheating on Me While She...

[@isabellaahumadaramos7013]

I gotta say, I watched the entire video without pause and as concerned I am for his choice of words regarding his view on sex, his ruthlessness against his ex is comedy gold. And as for his adopted daughter Carrie he did the right and healthy choice. By acknowledging the fact that his daughter wasnt his and removing his name for the birth ceritifcate, he gave himself the choice whether or not to take responisbility for her. And he even confessed that he was afraid he might end up hating her but his love won in the end and the fact that he chose to adopt her as his own just made his bond with his daughter stronger and healthier otherwise the truth would just have eaten him up from within. And for their sake I hope he tells his kids the truth one day cause nothing good ever comes by hiding the truth. EDIT: PLEASE TELL TALES CAN YOU PIN THIS? IT WOULD MAKE MY DAY!

[@isabellaahumadaramos7013]

For some reason i cannot edit my comment anymore so thats why i am posting it here, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR LIKING MY COMMENT TELLTALES!

[@saint037]

​@@isabellaahumadaramos7013probably can't edit pinned comments🤔

[@FlipflopB]

@@isabellaahumadaramos7013when you used to be able to edit pinned comments, it would remove the yt like from it. So, I assume you can’t edit them anymore

[@isabellaahumadaramos7013]

@@FlipflopB Ohhh i see, Well Thank u for the input ^^

[@presterjohn9088]

OP does have some views that some would consider old fashioned re: sex but he was never abusive nor did he force his views on her during their marriage. For a long time she wanted exactly what he did and it was only after the birth of their first child that she began to change. If she had sought help back then she might have avoided all the hurt she heaped on herself, her husband and her children. But instead of communicating with her husband or seeking out therapy she instead chose a hedonistic, selfish and disgusting course of action. 6 years of lies, cheating, putting her husband's physical and mental health at great risk all for some sleazy hookups. And that's just the husband. What she did to her kids, including completely abandoning them in the end is subhuman. Truly monstrous. Those poor children will remember their mother despite being young when she left and it will come back to them at some point. Thankfully OP has continued to keep them in therapy but they will always wonder why "mommy left." Rarely is a person such a nightmare that their paternity fraud is one of their lesser transgressions. This poor bastard will have trust issues for the rest of his life. Thankfully he put his children first, even those that weren't biologically his. That probably saved his life and helped his children learn to move on without their mother. As for the brutal language he used against Mari, while it might not be my choice i can't blame him. She cheated on him with 46 different people and committed paternity fraud, which should be a felony imo. He can call her whatever he likes.

[@Rogue_Centurion]

From hearing this story, I saw the chemistry between OP and Nadia when they were communicating via kicking each other under a table

[@brotherhoodofsteel4751]

Or how she sent someone to pick him up when he found out his daughter wasn't his. Team Nadia for life

[@Rogue_Centurion]

@@brotherhoodofsteel4751based

[@Rogue_Centurion]

@@brotherhoodofsteel4751this bros got game with Nadia without ever developing one

[@Stephanthecuteblondie2567]

@FBI_Feds What's wrong with Nadia?

[@KawaiiBabyTragon]

Female attorney that defends men that are cheated on? Unsurprising that her clients look to rebound with her. 🙄 OP sounds kind of sexist and already has baggage.

[@wolffang489]

I think a good sign of healing was when he said Nadia is beautiful near the end. In the thick of it he felt like he could never see beauty in a woman again. Even if he never fully moves on and starts dating again, he can still heal a bit. Also rooting for Nadia some day of course.

[@gabrielmachado1247]

From what i have Heard on another New Update,they are Starting slow,testing the waters and seeing if it goes somewhere

[@def3ndr887]

The most saddening part of this is that that sorry excuse of a wife of his killed his sexual drive

[@kieranwrightstone2199]

Wait this story has more updates? And even if she who will must be shamed did kill his sex drive, I’d kill just to be in a romantic relationship with someone who I could trust without going any further. If things have worked out that far with OP and Nadia without sleeping together and she is okay with that I wish them all the best, and Op I just for the best with life in general and with his children.

[@steph1660]

Did you... just predict Thick of It?

[@JessyDupre]

The fact that he smiled through his tears when he saw that little girl, probably made it look like tears of joy from the point of view of the kids. It's so heartbreaking when someone goes through something like this.

[@JessyDupre]

Good lord, man. This story was intense in its own right. This man had to walk through hell and shield his babies from the crap show their mom caused all along the way but I am so glad that things worked out for OP.

[@JessyDupre]

Not gonna lie, I'm really hoping the ship between him and Nadia set sail, but also understand if the ship ended up staying in port. Hoping for the best for this man and his beans.

[@Laced_With_Acid]

whats really sad, is it seemed only one of them thought that. carrie sensed something wrong anyways, and she likely did from the start.

[@hallway_revenant7919]

This is why people should ANSWER THEIR KIDS QUESTIONS HONESTLY. Seriously. Tell them where babies ACTUALLY COME FROM. My parents said “babies are born after sperm meets egg” and my six year old ass was like that’s too confusing for me nvm. Then if this shit happens, you just say mommy lied about who’s spem touched her eggs.

[@Michellee970]

This man has the most eloquent, well thought out, scathing insults. And I can't stop laughing at them. Poor guy has suffered. May God bless him and his family to suffer no more.

[@influentialnobody8960]

People saying he has old fashioned views on sex. Wish all guys were like him

[@roomisakhattak7327]

​@@influentialnobody8960 I seriously don't understand why it is consider old fashion? Do people think new generation think of sex like this woman in story do? Bc I personally know many people most of them young girls think like op.

[@DiorNdiaye]

“I’d never touch her nasty ass again, with a body count higher than Covid”✋🏿😭

[@inacook2285]

Absolutely

[@inacook2285]

​@@influentialnobody8960Thank you!!!🫡

[@fleetxflotilla]

1:03:25 "orange was never her color, but what she's done should truly be criminal" LMFAO

[@ulfson279]

I lost it 2 times in this whole thing... First was "has a higher body count than covid" and the "the kids are the only 2 people that love me" "thats because they are children and they dont know any better" 😂 I swear this whole story is gut wrenching and commical all at the same time...

[@rwilliams8736]

Yeah, kids love parents even when they're crappy parents because they don't know any better😅.

[@Rogue_Centurion]

OP when he found Mari with the guy he should told the guy “I’ll let you sleep permanently when you wake up”

[@ulfson279]

@@Rogue_Centurion it wasn't the guys fault that Mari was a whore... It was her fault... The other guy wasn't doing anything wrong... If anyone should of been hurt physically it should of been the chick... She's the one that put everyone at risk in so many ways

[@arhael3594]

​@@Rogue_CenturionI feel sad for that guy, he did nothing wrong, just a random hookup.

[@Rogue_Centurion]

@@arhael3594 yeah he couldn’t have known, but bro started whaling on him anyways

[@morpheus2270]

"part of me thinks she heard australia was founded as a penal colony and thought they said penile" ngl i just spilled my cereal all over my desk

[@Bmoandbutters-tl5pi]

lmao i dropped my water on the floor

[@justisolated5621]

1:54:41

[@ahmedalkenani9987]

I don't get it

[@mysterymuffinz]

@@ahmedalkenani9987”penile” is referring to the p3nis so op joked abt how he thinks his ex was going there to find more men to do the nasty with 😭

[@Theepieguy]

@@ahmedalkenani9987 She was so into wanting to get with guys, the idea that she might have misheard penal for penile- something related to the penis, made her fly over there as a good idea.

[@e_rebus]

A minute's silence of mourning for the poor, unsuspecting soul from Australia that invited Mari into his life. He likely had no idea what was coming for him, or the hell he just unleashed upon himself. Dude will probably be wishing he'd just been catfished instead.

[@blue3532]

Oh no. I feel bad for him. She may be leave him traumatized after couple of years.

[@1java294]

i watched the whole thing, and when i heard that the package dropped off at his door was from Australia, i legit just said "crap" even knowing someone like that is in my country makes me wish there was an extensive background check done before boarding the plane

[@angelicalofgren6480]

That poor soul, may God protect him and his son and his country.

[@leehee9558]

SHES IN MY COUNTRY??

[@birb1786]

Ohhh god, as if there aint enough to deal with in my country, she's here too? damn

[@rowkass22]

As an Australian thank you for letting us know we have another venomous animal to lookout for.

[@ChrisMDSmith79]

i feel for you, especially if IT is still in the Sydney area..

[@rowkass22]

@ChrisMDSmith79 sickening to think she still is 😬

[@ChrisMDSmith79]

@@rowkass22 I fear for my over 100 family out down under

[@bonic6254]

Yeah, we’re so f’ed now……. Its no longer just physical harm, we finally have something that can hurt us mentally!

[@coolgoyim1133]

She kept going and going on about “feeling guilt”, “I then wanted to carry my sin to the grave and be the best wife”, “you will hate me if you knew I cheated”, and a lot more bs, then continue cheating till she got found out.

[@saint037]

what she really meant was "I knew you wouldn't stay with me if you knew" "you'd realise how disgusting and selfish I am" guilt does not alleviate what someone did in the slightest so I don't know why they think it should be considered when it's time to ask for mercy especially when they only let it affect them after getting caught

[@aangelkinsplaylists6567]

exactly@@saint037

[@friendlyneighborhoodshinigami]

​@@saint037which is hypocritical

[@therealneutrxl]

​@@saint037 right on

[@Olimar92]

She basically said "He wouldn't love me if he found out about one, so I best do it a lot if the outcome is the same". That's what I'm hearing anyway. It's like a couple stories I've heard where kids, who are about to be blamed for something they didn't do, decide to actually do what they will be in trouble for.

[@SkyEcho751]

OP's strategy in keeping parental rights is actually quite genius, rather then run the potential issues of His ex Mari being vindictive and trying to keep Carrie, he gets himself recognized as the legal adoptive parent, meaning fighting for custody to be taken will be a LOT harder.

[@StudMuffin24]

Technically, he was already on the birth certificate and had full parental rights to begin with. If anything, he made it a little more risky/difficult forfeiting his parental rights initially just to potentially have to fight for them back through adoption. However, he stuck to his principles with that decision and I'd say it was for the better.

[@Eye_Of_Odin978]

​​@@StudMuffin24 Nah, not true. Because, if the wife had wanted to out of spite, she could have admitted that the birth certificate was false and had his parental rights abdicated against his will. Its happened before. By legally acknowledging that he wasn't the child's bio parent but then securing adoptive rights, he essentially secured himself against any legal loopholes or annulments. This settles any and all further dispute and is accordant to the facts, which is important. Any fraudulent ruling can be overturned later.

[@JohnSmith-bs9ym]

Too long did not read. Is he raising a kid that's not his own? That's stupid, man.

[@skyure]

"Gently rock her back and forth to break the suction" This guy's humor is great.

[@Heyho33_3]

“Body count higher than Covid” 😭😭 Like how do you come up with that 😭😭😭

[@def3ndr887]

God forbid anyone get into a roasting session with him

[@Randomwolf176]

2:03:04

[@IamProcool]

@@Heyho33_3yeah and the “I been with 1 girl and i feel as dirty as a victorian era London streetwalker” or sum like that

[@Heyho33_3]

@@IamProcool HELPP 😨😭

[@raypelmer5013]

This man is soooo patient I would’ve throw hands . My anger issues could never

[@awesomenesskid15]

I mean he technically did but only on that guy he caught Mari asleep with in the beginning

[@ann-mariemeurs952]

'Run through more times than an oscillating lawn sprinkler' 😂😂😂

[@BrightElk]

in july. Don’t forget in July!!!

[@chinaking918]

Can we talk about Rebecca?!? Her being single isn’t the problem her being a shit friend is. She left her very drunk friend with a random man they didn’t know. 😳 That right there showed how trashy she was, her helping to get men and covering it for Mari was just the icing on the cake. Just imagine if Mari really wasn’t down for it. Ridiculous to do that your friend. I would never leave a drunk friend with a random person period. Smh these two women are wicked.

[@BrightWulph]

Yeah, it gets even worse if Mari had been that blackout drunk she was willing to spread her legs for anyone, imagine if she had offered herself to the wrong person. She could have ended up dead in a ditch. XO

[@derrikawright5795]

Right! I think she was jealous of Mari’s relationship and wanted to ruin it. That trick is evil

[@hly1226]

I felt like Rebecca was a 'friend' that was jealous of her friend's life and low-key wanted to ruin it. Mari had a stable life, a husband, who treated her very well (from the story), and a nice family. But the conclusion is...she was just a really bad friend! No one needs that type of 'friend'.

[@BrightWulph]

@@hly1226 Yeah, nothing can save you if your "only" friend is a bad influence who is also jealous on you.

[@Beats0007]

Single friend behavior at its finest

[@FlipflopB]

I don’t know what’s worse: Losing your spouse to one single AP that they claim to love, or to at least 50 different dudes

[@IIdankII]

50 gotta be worse. Because theres gotta be 10 people that she let hit that know him and they all know his wife was hoein and didnt say shit. If my gf didnt love me, id be sad and maybe a little mad at myself. But if I found out she was fuckin 100+ dudes the whole time, nah bruh. Thats vile.

[@Freeflow32]

It was over the span of 6 years. The 50 men was from going out and randomly hooking up, she was also using dating apps so add an extra 100-300 to that number at least

[@kike7631]

I had a similar thought. I don’t know what would be worse. Being cheated on because of emotions. Such as the wife falling in love with someone else. Or being cheated on physically. Such as the wife just wanting sex. Like you threw away YEARS of a relationship, 20 plus years, not even just the romantic side, you’ve been in each others lives since you were kids. All cause you wanted sex, pleasure, getting dicked down with random dudes. Like I genuinely can’t fathom where these types of people come from. Your parents didn’t raise you like that, your husband is a grade A catch, and you have everything to lose if you get caught. You should have stopped a long time ago, and to be so reckless, as to sire a child with one of these random hook ups AND NOT EVEN KNOW, you were so reckless that you got pregnant. It’s a miracle op didn’t catch an std, and on top of all that, she was feigning guilt. No, you aren’t sorry for doing it, if that were the case, how the fuck are you getting in bed with another man every other week? You are sorry you got caught. And the worse side person here is Rebecca, you are facilitating your friends hookups knowing she is married with two kids? Really? If I found out my best friend cheated on his girlfriend, I would be the first to punch him in the face, and then I talk some sense into him. Let alone if the nigga was married.

[@Scaryvideos2268]

double it and give it to mari @@Freeflow32

[@axolotl_502]

I hope you don't have to find out

[@dylanbisson9780]

"enough men to staff an aircraft carrier" what a powerful phrasing

[@juliacovfefe]

OP really taught Tolkien how to write

[@Mirapio]

Nah but why is this guy so good at roasting his ex-wife😭

[@Duck_potato]

Ikrrrrr

[@jacksonlucero1025]

Yeah, because it was open and RIPE for the BBQ like his ex-wife's PUS-

[@bonkerslez91]

Tbh it seems everyone is good at roasting her 😂

[@chuckmawson7273]

The story running around the 1:40:00 mark has some of the most savage insults I’ve ever heard 😂

[@pioneerxx]

God DAMN this man should consider becoming a ghostwriter for diss tracks cause these roasts were straight up gruesome

[@cathyjolivet]

Those roasts were so delicious that they would go well with glazed carrots and new potatoes .. and a nice chianti

[@juliacovfefe]

Yeah like??? IS HIS WRITING THIS FIRE

[@arhael3594]

He knew he needed to let go of the hate. He was doing a damn fine job letting go of all the hate. That was a savage masterpiece.

[@Kzoowallace]

To be honest I truly don't think he has. The way he already set of a difference between the 2 children in his mind is going to make it easier to mistreat her in the future. Especially when he said he is going to make sure She(the daughter) won't end up like the harlot or scank(I don't remember which word he used) like her mother. Like I said in my comment. If she chooses to go the extra mile with someone as a teen is going to lead to abuse from him to her. Because he is going to internalize his exwife's behavior and blame the daughter for mimicking it. We have listened to childrens stories about mothers cheating and the father mistreat them for it their entire childhood. Yeah I get it. Dude is going to pay for shit. But buying shit doesn't equal love.

[@arhael3594]

@@Kzoowallace Did you listen to whole video? The guy is very rational and intelligent, he is not the kind of person that would irrationally hate his daughter for sins of mother. Perhaps, if one day that daughter starts cheating on her boyfriend, then he will definitely have a meltdown and probably disown her. But by then she will be a grown woman responsible for her own action and facing consequences based on that.

[@firekirby123]

​@@arhael3594 Mmm, I could see it going either way. To OP's credit, he did seem to do his best to give the facts as best he could, but his biases and personality shines through pretty clear, and definitely has some extremely concerning views on sex as a whole, and more than enough spite to spare. It really just comes down to how badly the betrayal scarred him, and how little it would take for that pain to resurface, as it's extremely clear the dude is pretty emotionally driven. (not saying any of it is unwarranted mind, he's entirely justified in hos actions, but the extreme emotion of the writing paints a mildly concerning picture of the dude all the same)

[@unholyheretik]

This story is nothing BUT hateful, he wishes death and injury on someone, it's kind of sad and pathetic, just like his wife.

[@saltedcaramel7602]

OP's ex-wife infuriates me. There are women out there who would kill for such a loving and supportive husband. She's truly vile.

[@AS-qy1zz]

Nah. Listening to the way this guy speaks... he's an untrustworthy narrator. I've known plenty of guys like him and what they're really like. Yes, it was 100% terrible of his ex to cheat, but I can guarantee this isn't the entirety of the story.

[@Xrl8r]

​@@AS-qy1zzGuess who will cheat on their significant other 🤡

[@max4377jk]

​@@AS-qy1zzI won't necessarily call him untrustworthy, But definitely a biased narrator 😂😂😂😂. Which is understandable, he will be very bias, especially against his ex wife and Rebecca, But he will give more favourable views on Ex in laws, Nadia, his Children, and himself in the relationship.

[@joeyDeez00]

@@AS-qy1zzDoesn’t matter. The ex wife is a whore

[@honestlywhatever]

@@max4377jk Exactly like wtf? You can't blame him. He was fucked over and if he can get a little more of what he's owed by disparaging his dumpster of an ex-wife like who gives a fuck

[@dogwithsunglasses4051]

Honestly hearing that he was an introvert by nature put a lot of this in a new perspective. Introverts. Betrayal like this is kinda the worst social thing you can do to an introvert

[@amyr8277]

I am also an introvert.if this happen to me,i would not be in a relationship again.

[@seat0_294]

It's a vicious cycle. By getting betrayed, it only makes you more of an introvert, and makes your social skills even worse.

[@DaKussh]

There's a special place in landfills for people who defend, support, or excuse cheaters.

[@whitehawk7082]

This is such a famous Reddit story that it always brings a smile to my face every time I hear/read it, despite the serious subject matter. I followed OOP from the very start of the saga, so it almost feels like I know him personally. That’s the mark of an exceptional writer.

[@friendlyneighborhoodshinigami]

His roasts of the gf were quite the highlight🤣 she might recover from broken bones but them burns gonna sting🔥🔥

[@gunitgrover4365]

@@ij4674 if you've managed to find it ,share it with me aswell

[@johnny.s_18]

Were you the guy he personally mentioned in his post? I think I heard your name in the story.

[@epsleon]

@@ij4674 ThrowAwayWreck22

[@skectoa6669]

Could u tell me the reddit post name?

[@0angela3]

I feel as if Becca purposefully encourage Mari because she was jealous of Mari's lifestyle. A stable home, kids, and a provider/great husband. Mari chose to take the bait.

[@yeyosilver7067]

That's makes no sense

[@TheStruggleFest]

@@yeyosilver7067 misery loves company

[@lilsstrunks]

even if thats true it doesnt matter, mari is the one cheating and listening to her "friend"

[@bonkerslez91]

@@yeyosilver7067it makes perfect sense single women keep other women single

[@alegendarywolf3278]

​@bonkerslez91 jealous women tend to do that, with besties like her who needs enemies amirite

[@lj6961]

"If the civil suit goes through Starbucks sales will plummet" - I love his sense of humour😂😂

[@mortus439]

I didn't get the part with Starbucks, though, what did he mean?

[@jblook777]

@@mortus439 She buys starbucks a lot, but due to the divorce, she cannot use op’s money to buy her drinks, hence starbucks will earn less money

[@mortus439]

@@jblook777 Ah, thank you, kind stranger

[@justisolated5621]

1:04:52

[@Infinite74-896]

"Body count higher than covid"💀

[@caesar_cider2777]

not gonna lie, OP's unfiltered roasting of his ex near the end of the video was hilarious

[@mr.knight2026]

"She's for the streets" would be an understatement "She's for the whole town".

[@gabrielbrooks336]

Her title is gonna be the ghost of street even them to kind

[@gainestics7194]

She is for Australia, in the category Venomous Animal

[@memeboyr6177]

For over 2 hours, op said a good amount of roasts (which were hilarious, btw) against his ex, yet those roasts STILL weren't as many as the spit-roasts she took from all those men 💀

[@err0r912]

💀

[@WendysFries]

💀

[@milkyeyez34]

this is the best comment

[@Kira_Coco]

💀

[@ElRhombicosidodecahedron]

“I can’t imagine being with someone who has a higher body count than Covid” Comedy gold

[@trashwifiyt2825]

“I hate to be flippant, because I do sympathize with the citizens of Australia, as yet another venomous species becomes endemic to their ecosystem.” HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A VIOLATION😂😂😂

[@Olimar92]

Should it be a crime to murder someone with words? Because that was killer.

[@SkinnaYTA]

Ah shit, she’s here?

[@doubleddrames8336]

​@@SkinnaYTAhonestly as an aussie it doesn't surprise me anymore 😔

[@jamesm3123]

It's dangerous enough living here in Oz. Now she's here. Shit.

[@ainaaa]

The whole part about her moving to canada killed me, this guy has amazing comedic timing

[@shinobiuzui3490]

Am I really about to spend 2hrs on this video?......yes P.s. ive watched it all, I loved OPs description, comparrison and his vocabulary in this. When he said she had a body count higher than covid and how she only loved herself and c*ck i lost my shit. Mari is crazy, she definitely belongs to the street. Heck, i dont even think the streets would claim her. And that poor guy from Australia, may god help him. Someone needs to send him a message with evidence so he knows what hes getting into. Im glad OP got custody and was able to adopt his daughter that poor little girl

[@gavin1391]

She belongs to the sewers

[@thecorinthianguy]

So many awesome roasts of his ex! I wish I had been half as clever with my ex-whore.

[@cuentosdereddit-n5u]

From hearing this story, I saw the chemistry between OP and Nadia when they were communicating via kicking each other under a table

[@gabrielbrooks336]

I ship op x Nadia but the dude to jaded for love it seems

[@TheSpongebob1919]

Tbh, Mari's friend were ruthless to let her go homeless like that. I hope the dude and the kids will be ok

[@itcaboi1707]

I don’t think they were ever “friends”. I think Mari’s “friend” pushed her towards infidelity on purpose out of spite or jealousy that her “friend” had a life she wished she had so the moment that was ruined she became disinterested. Of course Mari still had the choice to go with it or not and she chose be an adulterer but I Mari’s “friend” had a hand in it.

[@temitopeomamegbe8019]

OPs eloquence and composure is just grand! He powered through and no doubt he will be an awesome father to those kids.

[@C9316]

If this is fake give this man the nobel prize in Literature because this is a modern masterpiece. And all the shots ranging from Mari having a higher body count than COVID or hearing the ocean if she wore a dress with no panties and the wind passed makes this the best Tragedy/Comedy I've read in a while.

[@ImNotaRussianBot]

Fake or not, it's still a good story. 🤷

[@degenerateangel6891]

"A higher body count than COVID." I'm dying, mans really didn't have to scorch her like that 😂

[@BCbiker36]

Removing his name from the daughters birth certificate is not just legally prudent but going further and asking the daughter if she chooses him to be her father and that he chooses her to be his daughter is so healing in a situation where there is so much pain surrounding a choice they were never given. I actually teared up at that part.

[@sophistoast]

You can tell he was feeling better by the time he was making all those Australia jokes by the end, I was happy to hear it and crying of laughter

[@Telltales.]

Goodluck watching this. Remember to get popcorn!

[@Isla_ed1ts]

Getting it

[@Grant-b4e]

Lol I do love your videos tho

[@OreoDood]

Already ahead of you🙃, how do you think i watch these everyday :)

[@Lommysalami]

Telltales? have I ever told you how much I love you? Really, no jumps or skips, proper titling, good tts speed, 3 times a day. You’re perfect 🥲🥲😚🤌

[@minadobaa8886]

Hello Telltales can you tell the name of the piece playing in background?

[@arandompersonintheinternet8425]

Just listened to the whole thing... I have no words to describe how incredible this man is, throughout the story i thought he was going to throw the towel or give up but instead he came back stronger, never getting physical and actually dealing with his problems. He's a real MVP, he deserves the title of a good dad and a good future. Btw, his way and words he used to write the whole thing sounds poetic at times

[@arrowgantonegreen839]

He never stated what his job was. But I'd be willing to bet it has something to do with writing. His vocabulary is insane and his humor just over the top...in a good way.

[@arrowgantonegreen839]

I can't believe I sat here and listened to this whole story. Honestly think OP might be slightly on the autism spectrum due to some of the things he explained; but he'd definitely be on the high functioning side. Dude can really write well. I've never felt such anger listening to a story BUT I've also never laughed so hard at a story. The line about the ghost Caligula and Charlie Sheen was funny on multiple levels, especially since CS isn't dead yet. A body count higher than COVID, chased vs chaste, accommodations on Insanity Island...he has a way with words at the very least. Like she'd been run through more times than a lawn sprinkler, that's just deliciously brilliant. I think a lot of people will read / listen to this story and think he was too cruel to Mari. NOTHING could be more cruel than the way she betrayed him. Great story, excellent broadcast.

[@wolfydawolf_35]

"Honestly think OP might be slightly on the autism spectrum" ... you are either insane or a doctor

[@neurodiversebutterfly5076]

Dont put this on autism or judge someone autistic. There are so little knowledge and its not fair comparing ot to autism. This isnt an “autism” behavior. We would all react different in this type of situations, and cant imagine how painfull it must be, to be this man. A rollercoaster of emotions. Being betrayed and hurt by the one closest to you. We all react differently, and try to protect ourselves - autism or not

[@arrowgantonegreen839]

@@neurodiversebutterfly5076 I want to sincerely take the time to apologize for any hurt my comment caused you. And I am a person that is NOT quick to apologize, especially online. But I have someone in my life who is in fact autistic, and shares a few traits that OP has. It wasn't meant in a negative way toward any so called autistic person, OP, you, or anyone in your life. It's just OP stated he had no ability to tell when a girl was interested in him. He talked about feeling awkward when getting to know someone and becoming physical. Those could be traits someone on the autism spectrum might display. I have severe ADD I've learned to live with as an adult, which puts me on the "spectrum". So please know if I said anything negative in connotation to the word "autistic" I'd be talking about myself. I consider my niece gifted, I love how she processes the world. Peace.

[@_kryzn.on.rye_]

@@arrowgantonegreen839as someone whose diagnosed with Autism- I feel so flattered being compared to such a badass. It feels great being compared for someone able to write a good story

[@shroomian2739]

@@neurodiversebutterfly5076these sort of things- like making jokes while discussing incredibly serious and painful things, being fully open about their hatred and their negative feelings and their guilt, venting so wholeheartedly about these things, and feeling the need to explain everything over and over, to name a few- are definitely traits I’ve seen in myself and my autistic friends, but rarely to never seen in an entirely neurotypical person. That being said, I’ll have to disagree with your point, though I get where you’re coming from with it.

[@cynthianjunia7848]

You guys gotta know that the lawyers during the intermediate phase was laughing at his colorful language.

[@EmrysMerlin8807]

This dude's constant verbals about his ex is such a clear and obvious demonstration of the fact that he's never goona get past what happened. It's kinda sad in its own way.

[@saint037]

imagine someone breaks you by cheating on you and their excuse is "it didnt mean nothing" so this person broke you for something that meant nothing

[@gavin1391]

It meant nothing to her and everything to him and that speaks volumes.

[@frantheman1287]

That's simply due to the fact that men and women cheat differently. When a man cheats the wife asks "do you love her", when a woman cheats the man asks "did you f**k him". Men care more about physical cheating while women care about emotional cheating. So her saying "they meant nothing" to her was OK because she wasn't attached emotionally. In stories like this you see this all too well. Which is why in cases of infidelity more women tend to reconcile as the husband only slept around and was never "emotionally connected" with the mistress.

[@analyticgeometry9014]

Listening to this made me a better man. As an Australian, i can assure him that we arent offended and appreciate the warning.

[@arcadius3257]

Nothing but respect for the OP, for Nadia and respect for the vile cheating sow's family. Its nice to know that despite how awful she is that her family is full of genuinely good people.

[@Alissandre_Iskander]

It just goes to show that someone could have amazing people as parents and family and still turn out horrendous.

[@Eye_Of_Odin978]

​@@Alissandre_Iskander Yeah, no doubt. Sometimes people are just broken for some reason.

[@adnanorochi3761]

It's crazy how she turned out to be that way no matter how her parents raise her to be, or the fact that she's a virgin and her husband is her first!!!

[@zaheerahshareef8131]

“She’s been with enough guys to give her box its own yelp rating.” This guy is eating and leaving no crumbs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ElementPyroYT]

When almost every sentence involving Mary starts with "She started crying" you know OP got revenge

[@Mr_Blah]

Jesus christ this dude (rightfully) did not hold any punches when it came to insults

[@amymcgee6454]

I’m an hour into this episode 1:00:00 where OP got a letter from his wife. She states that she wanted to feel young and free because she never got to experience it. I call total BS! I met my husband at 17. He was my first real relationship I ever had. We had two children six years after we married. I never got to experience what “being single” was like, too. But I NEVER went out and cheated. I experienced bad PPD after both my children were born and I let my husband and family know. We all got through it. Still married 20+ years to the same guy. OP’s wife was all about excuses. She chose to go out, she chose to put herself into those predicaments. If she cheated once…maybe they could have worked it out… But more than once is a choice.

[@gabrielmachado1247]

Even just One time Cheating IS almost too much Depending on what happened there and the context around It and could be almost unforgivable

[@LillianaLobster]

Exactly! I’m not dating anyone atm, but I am very madly in love with this one guy, and one time while we were talking he told me “if you love someone, you're saying you'll be with them through everything. issues in the relationship won't be person vs person, but rather couple vs problem. you're saying you'll stick with them, no matter what :) that's what love should be” and it’s stuck with me.. if I were to ever end up with him (or any other person) I’d want to follow that with my partner, I love him more than anything, and I’d rather be by his side and work through a problem, instead of throwing away something and somebody so important to me because I couldn’t talk to my partner. damn I really do love this guy, just wish I could tell him how badly I do

[@tallyp.7643]

Maybe I'm old-fashioned & won't understand it no matter what, but honestly, the amount of these stories where folks find their one so young, get married, and then cheat because of FOMO infuriate the hell out of me. They won the relationship lottery on the 1st or 2nd try, but their good fortune isn't enough and they think they need more (or are encouraged by destructive "friends" to get it). Seriously, is experiencing different bedrooms THAT freaking appealing? Someone claiming to love their partner so much shouldn't feel the need to have nekkid physicals with others for "comparison" or "experience". And is the risk of violence and/or STDs really THAT worth it? It's a bloody miracle that the OP in this one didn't get STDs from his selfish, careless wife.

[@LucasEmanuel-k7v]

​@@LillianaLobsterplz, talk to him. Just talk. Dont lose your chance.

[@Sam_gg_]

​@@LillianaLobster girl, dont lose this chance! Tell him how you feel, if he's single and you're too then what's the problem? If he tells you he sees you as just a friend then you have your closeness and can stop pursuing something that will never be, and worst case scenario he stops being your friend because of your confession, then maybe he wasn't as good as you thought or he's interested in/already seeing someone and wants to respect and pursue that person. But what if he reciprocates?? Maybe you have the love of your life right in front of you and you're letting time pass by instead of enjoying something beautiful! You have nothing to lose and everything to gain, give yourself a chance. You don't even have to talk, you could show him the comment you wrote, it shows how sincerely and high you think of him Best of luck and lots of love 💓

[@nihilist_31sever]

"Like i married pornhu for 6 years" Wise words🍷🍷

[@Rogue_Centurion]

Quote that

[@Im._.InTooManyFandoms]

Fr​@@Rogue_Centurion

[@christy2838]

I completely understand the amount of hate this man has for his ex-wife. You can only hate someone you truly loved. I hope when the kids find out they would be mentally strong.

[@shanicez9494]

"I do sympathize with the citizens of Australia, as yet another venomous species becomes endemic to their ecosystem." BAHAHAHAHAHA

[@larannaslore116]

This guy is comedy gold. That suction comment at the end had me dead 😂😂

[@bergybomb3764]

For the pain this man has dealt with, his insults are hilarious and I will be saving them for the future

[@tatiana_iana]

Cheaters always say "I didn't betray my child" while in fact they did always got me shaking my head ckckck

[@feha92]

Nah, you are allowed to have sex with people other than your children, that is not a monogamous relationship. In the first place, I am more concerned you think it is normal for people to enter such relationships with their children. It very much isn't.

[@BrightElk]

Right? They betrayed their children by both cheating on their spouse, destroying the marriage, breaking the home apart, creating an unstable environment where they now must be carted back and forth between homes and then the last and final betrayal is when the children who were direct products of their cheating were lied to about their origins and true bio parents until much later and only told after the fact while being led on for years that someone else was in fact their bio parent.

[@Eye_Of_Odin978]

​@@feha92 Bad faith interpretation is Bad faith

[@feha92]

@@Eye_Of_Odin978 you got no humor aka wooosh

[@MetalheadAndy25]

Love this guy, his put downs are amazing! Hopefully him and Nadia are blissfully happy

[@Uncomfort-m3e]

I was mentally dying while watching this and, this was actually the *1st* reddit story I have started crying because of it! Well done! Well done!👏👏👏

[@GrasshopperKelly]

27:05 In Ireland, it's a criminal offence not to share with someone that you've had an intimate encounter with, that you have/had an STI roughly around the time you did anything with them. Saying you removed your ability to contact them (such as deleting their number) is not a defence. It just changes the charge to criminal negligence.

[@BrightElk]

It’s the same in the united states. At least in texas it is! I know in some cases you can actually be charged with attempted murder if you targeted them and infected them on purpose with the intent to infect and harm if you gave a particularly deadly STD such as AIDS.

[@Maninawig]

Nadia is the real MVP Edit: OP is a true dad, don't get me wrong.

[@abileger7922]

Please tell her I've read way too many horror stories about people finding out their parents aren't actually their parents and hating them and never talking to them again

[@phoenix_aizawa]

Honestly same here, and I hope after she is told this horrible news she has the support system she needs and the space

[@EJaramillo]

She has to be old enough and emotionally ready for it, he shouldn’t wait too long though.

[@toshlane3908]

i live in australia, the ex-wife found her long lost natural habitat.

[@rohitkulkarni2803]

Totally sympathize with OP for what he's gone through, and admire him for how he handled the situation! His words though....... Man's John Wick of words.

[@theanominous]

Something that’s pretty ironic is that when cheaters get caught, they can suddenly keep their pants on as they beg for their spouse or partner to stay with them.

[@ImNotaRussianBot]

Right? They suddenly turn into mine and monks who are chaste and reborn. Usually there is some Jesus involved (if it's a Western cheater). Very convenient that Jesus, hmm.

[@tothewonder6248]

Why do people think parents who find out their kid isn't theirs should just take it? "You've raised them their whole lives!" And? There is a difference in CHOOSING to raise someone else's child as your own and being bamboozled into doing it. Huge difference. "The child is innocent." Yeah, okay, and so is he. Mari is the villain here.

[@munchiemunchie5226]

Because in the same vein as adoption they are still your kid, blood isn't the most important factor in person (im not defending anything) kinda like humans aren't made by having a heartbeat but their own life a "soul" per se

[@gostavoadolfos2023]

Most men would never waste an ounce of energy on an affair baby because it is was built on lies manipulation and fraud. It is immoral to treat affair baby equally to bio kids and make them share the same resources which are birth right to the bio kids.

[@SchoolVideosGoHere]

​​@@munchiemunchie5226 This is a common argument, but the main response is it's about choice and consent. Adoption is about choosing to raise someone even without being related. Unknowingly raising someone else's child without knowing is a complete betrayal and fraud. They're not the same at all. This obviously gets less straightforward the longer you've raised the child and if you've actually formed a bond.

[@munchiemunchie5226]

@@SchoolVideosGoHere I'm not justifying it, that last bit was my point, it's more about bond to most than blood which is why they treat their kids the same

[@tothewonder6248]

​@@munchiemunchie5226 when you adopt a child you (and key word here) CHOOSE that child. He didn't get a choice, it is not at all the same.

[@ha-kh7ef]

What a shock her single loser friend didn't care if she cheated

[@zeusares6186]

“Somebody that she used to blow” made me spill my redbull 🤣

[@hahaha1171]

I'm glad he was able to come out of his shell in the end. Hope him and his family well

[@ap-pomme]

Man I love this guy. Every single line is a quip and it’s always on point lmao

[@lizlemonline2951]

Does the ex not remember what she said at the lawyer’s office??? She admitted she didn’t love him and only stayed with him for security and because a divorce meant she’d be poor. I’m confused why she thinks repeating over and over again she loved him after telling the truth won’t work. Did she think he forgot?? And what’s up with Rebecca?? Was she jealous or just pathetic because misery wants company? What kind of friend would actively lead you astray? The ex May have actually stopped after the first guy but the Rebecca definitely helped initiate one too many of the affairs after.

[@EJaramillo]

She didn’t say she didn’t love him she stayed with him for the security he provided, that could be both financial and emotional security.

[@ImNotaRussianBot]

1:07:25 This just made me cackle. OP, I wish you were mine. I would never cheat and I am always up for cutting humor.

[@lizlemonline2951]

⁠@@EJaramilloWe must have listened different stories because in the first meeting he asks her why she hates him and she was silent. He then asks her why she didn’t just divorce him if she wanted to be young and sleep around again. She did not say because she loved him, she says it’s because he offered her security. Security does not equal love. There are a lot of people in relationships for security and don’t love their partner. They love the benefits and what they can get away with.

[@EJaramillo]

@@lizlemonline2951 okay and where I that s Did she admit she didn’t love him. She didn’t say those words right?

[@Eye_Of_Odin978]

​@@EJaramillo Her ACTIONS proved it, my guy. You can't be serious? You're absolutely being purposely obstinate here.

[@RyanBurnsRed]

this is better than anything MTV or TLC has ever produced on television 😂 OP deserves an Oscar 11/10 👏👏👏🏾

[@cc_snipergirl]

This is so raw and real. A lot of internet stories tend to be shower thoughts that people wish they actually did. This is a real dad torn in half struggling through. I was worried about how he was talking about his daughter, but so glad he came to a healthy realization. He's handling it like a pro despite his own turmoil

[@TheHillkiwon3000]

I was livid for this man but his jokes throughout were gold😂 I Hope him, his kids and Nadia live happily ever after frfr

[@stingyfloopy]

ive come to realization that the true villain of this story truly is rebecca. She left her friend drunk alone with strangers at a bar. First code of going out with friends is not to split up. It seems like the friend was single and saw how "great" her friends life was and was jealous wanting it, which only made rebecca more anrgy when mari would probably vent to her about the struggles throughout her depression. I think Rebecca started feeding her toxic thoughts. "You deserve to be free. Sucks your life was stolen from you" things like that will get into your head when its from your "best friend" then going out once she was pursued its like Rebecca left her alone out of jealousy wanting something bad to happen to her. Maria made her choices so ultimately it is only her to blame for her problems BUT I’m saying that Rebecca wasn’t held accountable when she was literally as bad if not worse than Maria. (She ruined a friends marriage and.. who knows how many other relationships with her enabling cheaters. She leaves her friends alone in possibly dangerous situations. She lies and turns her back on said friends she “helps”.)I guess this is why Rebecca was friends with Maria. Two snakes 🐍 but yeah just trying to point out that Rebecca sucks and needs to be called out.

[@spyshark_5002]

I agree. Add that to the fact that Rebecca herself was never accused of getting around herself (or at least we don't know it), you can't say that she was helping Mari out by having her do what she finds comfortable. Reb totally dumpstered Mari's life out of petty jealousy by starting her down Whore's Road, and got literally nothing but backlash from it.

[@stingyfloopy]

@@spyshark_5002 exactly like she wasn’t being a friend at all, a friend would have tried to help her come to her senses and if Mari found she really did wanna pursue that lifestyle she should have convinced Mari to talk to her husband about it to come to an understanding since if that’s what someone truly desires it’s what they desire. I also agree cause I feel like we didn’t hear much of Rebecca backlash, seems like everyone just jumped on mari without looking at the person who was setting the stage for her downfall. She deserves to get her name dragged is all I’m sayin lol

[@madelenelind8790]

The true villain is the one opening her legs to over 50 different men tbh. That can’t be blamed on the friend

[@ErdnussXD]

I thought kinda the same, that Rebecca is mostly to blame. I dont believe in the bible or so, but she was the snake in the garden Eden.

[@dcg590]

Nope. The wife is the one who chose to do what she did. Ever hear- can lead a horse to water……

[@brotherhoodofsteel4751]

Team Nadia for life Hope it works out for them.

[@Mago369]

YESSS let that ship sail

[@def3ndr887]

That divorce really messed him up sadly

[@junethekornfan]

the chased/chaste joke was actual gold omg i hope this man finds someone as equally good as him (i am 40 minutes in)

[@googlyeyedmonster]

op need to write a “roasting 101” so i can learn to roast intelligently without cursing 😂

[@wickedashley]

This man is not fragile. Is his scorned and speaks eloquently. He is NOT to be fucked with 🤣🤣

[@karonnemetz7376]

I have no idea why people who cheat on their spouse cheat. Get a divorce & do your cheating. When I caught my X, I had no idea how many other women he'd slept with. I wouldn't let him touch me after that. It's disgusting. This was a great reddit post. 😮 😊

[@mindofmotion]

Lucky for you men are worse at hiding cheating. I hope you're doing okay now

[@thomasdillon3653]

This dude has some comedy lmao

[@PotatoBoi69]

his comments in the middle of serious arguments made me chuckle.

[@gostavoadolfos2023]

His comedy is pure gold.

[@TheReal_Antrey]

One of his therapists said he uses humor to disarm others

[@arrowgantonegreen839]

I'm not even going to lie; some of his humor went right over my head and I had to read / listen to it again. He'd throw it right in the middle of some serious dialogue and I wanted to say, "bro, I'm trying to feel sorry for you, stop making me laugh!" Now, go get in your home and drive your home somewhere else. Peace.

[@Rogue_Centurion]

@@arrowgantonegreen839lol

[@elizabeth-lmhxmx]

so happy he’s doing well and hope whoever his ex wife ended up moving with knows the truth one day or that she fixes her mistakes and doesn’t make that man another victim.

[@GSP-76]

I read this story unfold in real time on Reddit...to say it was epic is putting it lightly...i don't think ive ever seen the sheer amount of both men and women unanimously loathe his cheating wife as much as they did...she literally didn't get a single person's sympathy.

[@sendingit2601]

Very glad I listened to this. So happy this guy got a happy ending. Hope homie realizes he's worthy of someone like Nadia, and even a new relationship. Multiple times through this I was impressed with how good he was with articulating his feelings through text.

[@redsolosendyboi3455]

2:03:00 OMFG IM DYING!!! But genuinely, I hope the dude gets the help he needs. Obvious trauma is obvious. I'm about to seperate from my wife, and it's crushing. I get it.

[@ahmedkasim545]

I feel bad for op but hopefully he can grow as a person cause he’s extremely smart and mature

[@Starbean89]

The “just rock her back and forth” bit towards the end nearly killed me I was laughing so hard to the point that I was coughing. This individual was comically gifted

[@sadiyahpdx]

This is the longest Reddit story I’ve ever listened to. Op is something else 😂😂

[@gregoryk.9815]

I love it the way people always say it was a mistake. No a mistake is like burning something because you put the wrong time in or forgetting to carry the one when adding something. What she did was made a bad choice. Technically she made when they were leaving the next day to go on vacation she didn't want to see her friend she wanted to see her lover. So I can pretty much say this wasn't the first time together or the first time she slept with another man. Rebecca has covered her affairs in the past.

[@HeroKnightDB]

Jesus, I've seen vipers less venomous than this guy 🤣

[@johndanek987]

This story had me going through every single emotion, sometimes with the same sentence. It also triggered something deep in me that I have not healed from from getting cheated on myself. So back to therapy I go

[@zarakikon6352]

Sorry to hear that dude. And I hope you get through it. I was cheated on by my ex too but it was "only" online sex so not that severe but still.

[@nicholasmcevoy4785]

This guy just keeps going in with the insults 😂 my man's is just on top of it

[@PennyP1986]

This dude had an amazing grasp on words 😂

[@dzzenok4136]

fucking hell the jokes this guy drops are so fucking hilarious they have me weezing

[@theanominous]

The thing about affairs, is that it’s innocent people who know the couple who cheated are the ones who pay the heaviest price.

[@fobinc]

Mari should be glad her ex husband isn't like John Wick lol. "CONSEQUENCES" followed by a gunshot

[@sladewilson2090]

I hope OP is happy now. Dude is so funny and real. A real gem

[@melissafriesen6896]

I think I’ve just been on a roller coaster of emotions. Start to finish… the way he uses comedy to distract from the pain is iconic. I think we all knew the lawyer and him were a good fit after the footsie fight under the table.

[@_plant_dad_]

I was so invested in this and then you're going to tell us that you don't want an audience between you and Nadia!😂