I Was Kidnapped!

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[@NathanOGuitar]

"Just two guys giving him some sugar." (Pause on that)

[@turtlekong4540]

Nice one

[@rachelalucard1066]

Sugar means a hug so how is that a pause idiot

[@tobisouza1294]

FatalMotive Lmao.

[@rubenk.7150]

Rachel Alucard Wow, you dumbass. It doesn't matter what it was originally meant to mean in the video. Sugar can also be the sweet, blocky type. But here, it was supposed to be wrong. Jeez, some people can't take a damn joke.

[@stephonstephon5653]

Motivez facts

[@skittl3sxp]

" I thought I was your boy" ha dashie would be like PAUSE!!

[@-justapenguin-7874]

i thought i was your boy

[@willkerby4481]

He wouldn't say pause

[@leafrerplays4454]

So you mean I can't say *BLEEPBLEEPBLEEPBLEEPBLEEP*? What was that last one? *BLEEP*

[@thecoopers9593]

LeafRERPlays jrnekejqbdhwhrhems axjd!poiice? £"÷£÷"£"÷¥!×$¥*$2¥2$£$€1&$&€$1*&$1&€*$&2&$×*×"&×$&&÷$; $&&! $×*2*$2$2*$2*$2*÷2^$/×$^÷% $_^3$&&$€$3*3&€€3/^66^3^3/€€/$2€€2$€$2€$2€2€&$€$€2€2_€€2€&€2$€$2€$2&€€2€$2€$2€$2€$2€€$2€3€€$€3$&2&$€&$&$÷&÷"&$&÷&&2$_&&"&&&$&&&:^&

[@strikelightning2170]

BLEEP

[@ToadMinus1up]

XD

[@treaubert8787]

🇧 🇱 🇪 🇪 🇵 🇧🇱 🇪 🇪 🇵

[@hector-vl7iz]

In the car too!?

[@zizoegy8460]

I died when he said "In the car too?!" 😂😂

[@harrisjea]

zizoegy8460 I know right he got bleeped the car too

[@Turbo_The_Femboy_Fox]

Dashies quote when he opened the hood, "Wait a minute I don't know a damn thing about cars!" *Slams the hood*

[@jacobwilliams5808]

"Hey before you go, does this smell like chloroform? "A little bit..." "AHHHHHH!!!" Favorite part right there, LOL!

[@isaacseg7576]

Lmaooooo

[@icey8108]

For real 😂😂

[@zerfixxz]

Yo is that u in the vid wtf 2:16

[@chillmushroom6016]

Is acually *scream* * then AAAAHHH

[@lovemeknot8672]

🤣🤣

[@kahlubgaither4939]

this reminds me oh that episode of iCarly called phyco

[@susieniette9065]

Oh my god it really does

[@kahlubgaither4939]

Ikr

[@BouGMills]

Weirdo why would u respond to ur own comment

[@NoobishSubscriber]

+Abou Keita You stupid or ss like that? He/she is replying to the comment that another person commented.

[@kahlubgaither4939]

DaddyBeast thank u that other person is stupid

[@TheBirchio]

Does this smell like chloroform?

[@lingrahso4960]

***** chloroform doesn't kill you it give you amnesia and puts you to sleep but they did die so that would make sense

[@lingrahso4960]

prob something funny

[@SgtDbunk]

me

[@gabeskateseveryday9]

Uhh i i think -passes out-

[@djtonegames4459]

GabeSkatesEveryday it puts you to sleep

[@andrezmurphy1523]

i died when dashie hit them and was turning the door knob look at his finger

[@NoVa6_]

Andrez Murphy 😂😂😂 me 2

[@Exotic_Malik]

Lmao Andrez My Guy 💀

[@Penismachine]

And 4 years later marina joyce came

[@Diner00]

lol

[@Diner00]

then she copyde him

[@tempesttmoore4912]

Football Fan

[@aydenmichael4778]

❗

[@aydenmichael4778]

🔪🔨💣🚬

[@NeonPencilMustaches]

Dat Jif shout, tho.

[@cardghost465]

Dashie: JIF!?!?!? This dude: JIF?

[@crazgamer55]

4:05 is like that part in GTAV when you have to seal Jimmys car and Michael shows up

[@zeebzpolo4ks489]

Denver Elliott

[@crazgamer55]

what

[@yungsun2323]

Rockstar got the idea from Dashie ;)

[@fatasshole2346]

That's what I was thinking

[@almendarezkelly]

+Bacon Flavour no way 😒 yea ahu

[@samimiettinen5539]

LOL the fucking tattoo =D "Check your tattoo"... fucking christ

[@Ms777444]

Dashie is the best you tuber ever😀😀😀😀

[@almendarezkelly]

Right 😏😏😍

[@nightlemon4099]

Left 😏😏😍

[@adenbragg8809]

+Night Lemon hue hue hue hue

[@ryangill7765]

I love him

[@ajgrose8363]

i no right

[@xenon1800]

10 years later nd this shits still funny 😂. For some reason the twist doorknob always gets me 😭💀

[@thiccdiccricc2698]

why didn't anyone copyright strike Marina Joyce for stealing Dashies video

[@susieniette9065]

Beacause no one watches them

[@user-lf1lj1ze8h]

susie niette hi

[@Diner00]

lol

[@TigerLoviez]

wait what??

[@alamyemoy6589]

Wait, what?

[@kingsin8362]

When I heard that bleep, I was like: FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER!

[@luffyandgokuskits]

I love how dash looks like when he got knocked out😂 4:20

[@Trevor7302]

Bro you’re a legend for commenting after bloody 11 years. Mad respect bro 🤙💯❤️ Now I’m even a legend, since it’s been 12 years.

[@jcoley1237]

Had me dying when he was bleeped from all them curse words😅😅😆😆😂

[@mailyndiaz6101]

Ikr!

[@jcoley1237]

yea

[@B1gDaDdy954]

His face right before he got punched PRICELESS

[@LeDiskoLove99]

"Does this smell like chloroform?" "A little bit." *passes out* Hahahahahahahaha fucking excellent!

[@conntoons_4848]

“IN THE CAR TOO?!” 😂

[@Henry_NYC]

Plot Twist: He really was kidnapped and forced to make a skit

[@deejemai4686]

Lmaoo

[@MakerJake101]

Hey before you go, does this smell like chloroform? Yeah a little bit. *passout *SCREAM

[@SukitheFoxLovesMLPandGaming]

So THATS what Dashie looks like....nice

[@megashark1321]

Wtf😓

[@SukitheFoxLovesMLPandGaming]

megashark 1 this is my first video of seeing what Dashie looks like...i only found out about him a few days ago

[@CardcaptorsRULES]

I don't blame you, he does look nice

[@zerocide2281]

hey before you go, does this smell like chloroform? a little bit

[@soliperro6710]

1:55 no one screams "JIF!!" better than DACHIE!

[@jesusgalvez3598]

True

[@trenidylovejoy4042]

True

[@booley]

"we're borderline obsessed with you" Pretty sure you crossed the border.

[@ibma14]

LOL I LOVE THE "AWWWWWW" AT THE END :D

[@NoxiousSubstance]

One of the best DashieXP videos. This was hilarious!

[@ilikebeanies3499]

"Does this smell like chloroform?" Me: 🎶I know that I'm the reason people lock their doors, but I got nothing but time, so imma wait on the porch🎶

[@wacobybeef6843]

who's watchin this in 2016

[@ThaGhostGhod]

Me

[@pandapandapanda8462]

me

[@yikes9197]

me

[@jonathanarellano8875]

me

[@ramadaboss5689]

me as well

[@MRN1ice]

0:45 i thought i was your boy XD

[@BrownRicePaddy]

*opens hood* Wait a sec, I don't know a damn thing about cars! *slams it closed*

[@_zodiac_3010]

This is weird nostalgia And I'm here for it

[@midevilcreeperandmystero1260]

Damn dashie you go hard with these videos

[@jonbrown7737]

AT&T no bars so fucking true!

[@massiveheadacheart2930]

Dashies life in a nutshell

[@TheDCNEWS]

Lmfaoo!! I just realized what he said at 0:39 "just two guys giving another guy some sugar" lmaoo!!

[@geospage]

Dashie, you should do a series with those two guys. I really like their character.

[@paininpain8390]

dashie: so your telling me i can't say BLEEP BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP me:sorry what was that all i hear is bleep

[@ayvionmoorehead6673]

Dashie you are the best cool video man amazing

[@hit-manX5]

“Does this smell like chloroform?” “🤔 a little bit” “😴”

[@yoav28mashiah45]

The door knob got me dying

[@shadereedy]

3:52 LMAO!!!

[@MrSirPandaMan]

"does this smell like chloroform? A little bit XD"

[@orianna4511]

The way he spun that door knob 😭😭

[@deathbatgurl7]

The dude screaming at the end was funny!

[@gentletal5101]

Dashie is one of the funniest dudes on YT why does he have dislikes

[@J3TxRippeRz]

Dashie got kidnapped 😱😱😱😱👿😈😈👿

[@ibrahimberwari]

Guy dressed as scorpion:come over here... if u have time...

[@ObsidianNyx]

Omg that note in the car. "please dont steal me"

[@maddb8433]

And that why he will EVVAR a fan meating 😂😂😂😂

[@adventurewondermagic]

"A little bit" lol

[@Gorillaphoenix77]

"a lil bit" I was rolling!

[@thefallenhq6154]

"Wait a min, I dont know a damn thing about cars." X'D

[@susieniette9065]

Wait so your telling me that I can't say*********************************************************************************

[@HawaiianKinguin]

What was that last one?

[@susieniette9065]

+Swag Mario ****

[@ryanhinchliffe7961]

+Swag Mario ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

[@susieniette9065]

+Ryan Hinchliffe imma kick your ass on street fighter! XD

[@rachelmoe2670]

Yes

[@TheGralex06]

I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@LeuryHidalgo]

the scream at the end got me

[@sofa7692]

When he said moms rule I cracked up XD

[@JackofNoTrades634]

2:16 wσw thαtѕ σnє σf thє pαѕѕívє-αgrєѕѕívє ѕcσrpíσn í'vє єvєr ѕєєn

[@vanisher3655]

I'm watching this in 2017 I'm a time traveler

[@DaleTrevors]

2:05 unexpectedly made me laugh out loud xD

[@pyscho.fearlxss8763]

The face that dasher made was funny

[@NewEraSupreme]

I got that neff shirt :o

[@TheKaziCo]

Dashie almost every video you make is about you getting screwed :/ so sad

[@kinkeelee]

Say that to yo self mah boy

[@lopezchris96]

Lol pause.

[@lucianandrades4583]

yet your videos is of paper car hoods and of how to stop your door from creaking? wtf you haiting for?

[@breadandbutterjoestar]

Lucian Andrades Dayuuuum WORLDSTAR

[@lucianandrades4583]

lol it would be a hit!

[@theshogunMikeM-mortal]

"I thought I was your boy" 😂😂

[@izzybear2220]

"Please come over here "😂😂😂

[@volleyballisbae]

on the thumbnail it shows Dashies mouth taped, but it doesnt show in the video :(

[@chrispaige6924]

That was funny:-)

[@zariabbey1915]

8

[@MariaAlexandraR]

"why am i bleeped?!" HAHA hilarious!

[@biadnneycruz2588]

Yo I like how at the end of the video he makes the sound of like a crowd go "OHHH"

[@candyapple793]

This scrub with something that was in that napkin bayuum

[@candyapple793]

K

[@luisramos-yx3rb]

dashie when are you playing just cause 3

[@dolphinsmastermind228]

He is already playing it.

[@grizzlygaming8857]

Dolphin I reported your comment due to drug reference

[@daddysaso]

+Grizzlygaming88 dafuq?

[@UnknownFilmer]

+Grizzlygaming88 it's a video game

[@lroc98]

+Grizzlygaming88 and I reported you for being a little dumbass bitch

[@havefunmoreoften2330]

My Boi gonna go out that easily? Come on my dude!

[@darkswords147]

Love how they instantly kidnapp him

[@robertbaker5586]

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@jazlynnamunique1507]

Dashie is awesome😇☺😊😀😁😂😃😄😅😄😃😂😁😀😊☺

[@mariomaster646]

Dash deserves way more subscribers.

[@KoopaOviasu]

"Oh wow! My hands hurt." Lol, dead!

[@enderboy6491]

praise our LORD thank you Jesus Christ for being our savior

[@tjxforever3334]

3:51 had me dying 😂😂😂

[@kawaiiwaifu8549]

DACHIE! DACHIE! Y u always mad dude?! There ain't no video in ur history without u gettin mad. 😂😂😂

[@Rclarke115]

“Please get over here!”

[@dahomievincent6741]

Dat acting is perfect

[@Tristan1886]

The ending was perfect lmfaooo

[@mellowhypefwgkta817]

" Come over here.. If u have the time " lmfao.

[@robloxlover1363]

“i’m a fan can i have your channel?” 🤦‍♂️ lol

[@zeldaxninja3214]

That last part tho tf😂😂

[@krystianjohnson7950]

Dashie looked sooo freaking young back then

[@deathisgod1]

dashie: "NO BARS!?" *gets out n opens hood* "wait a minute i dont know a damn thing about cars"

[@Shamwow78]

Omigosh that scream at the end XDD

[@flexboycoy6844]

yoooooo wen he was tryna open the door had me sleep

[@03underground]

I love how at the end of almost every video it goes "OOOOOOO"

[@jsutiemnauguste6574]

"Hey um does this smell like parfum?" "Uhh yeah a little bit" looks at road for a few seconds and passes out* ROFL

[@trevan2011]

The note said "please dont steal me :)"

[@plushxtreme9381]

"Its just two guys giving another guy some sugar". Hahahahahahahaha

[@jacorimoore4143]

3:47😂😂😂😂that was 🔥 and funny i kept rewinding it

[@OfficialMikeQuan]

4;17 that scream tho.

[@brianbelizaire8594]

This is one of the best you tubers I've ever seen