I watched MADAME WEB because everyone hates it! | MOVIE COMMENTARY/REACTION

[@DorianEyre]

Dakota Johnson's nonchalant acting is taking me out she's like "He's trying to kill you" said in the tone you would use to tell someone their button is undone

[@AnnaKahlo]

i laughed at that delivery like five full minutes girl you're getting paid al least TRY

[@LavenderViolet536]

This is mean, but it needs to be said- Dakota Johnson is just so 😬 (in everything). She is just not good at acting 🤷‍♀. How does she keep getting cast?

[@__Dana__]

Nepotism (but don't let her hear it 🤫)

[@randomvideos3670]

@@LavenderViolet536 I saw the trailer and knew it was gonna be bad bc you have a plain and boring actor like Dakota Johnson playing the main character and not to mention a super hero?! Yea that movie is not gonna be good. In my opinion I don’t think she’s a bad actor but she just doesn’t give that girl/ main character.

[@TheAristocunts]

@@LavenderViolet536Well, she is gorgeous…and also a nepo baby 😭

[@niccolai_o3680]

The reason why the villain's mouth doesn't match up with the audio is because they had to edit and redo some of the scenes post-production.

[@nbucwa6621]

I've rarely seen ADR this bad

[@Wolvie181]

I'll try to explain this one. Madame Web was plagued with reshoots and rewrites. Dakota Johnson signed on to a different script before they scrapped it. Sony Pictures rumored to have misled the cast, saying they were signing up for the MCU. If you're wondering why the villain's mouth didn't match up with the dialog, it is because they replaced the real actor's voice with a different one and didn't have the time to get right in-post. This is basically Sony Pictures trying to make a quick cash grab to keep the Spider-Man film rights. Fun fact when the first trailer hit the web,Dakota fired her agent and agency.

[@Mitsu2040]

"You're so impulsive!" says the woman who drove a stolen taxi cab through a diner...

[@Sharpester]

When your mom says "We have Spider-Man at home!" This is what she meant.

[@TheBlarggle]

This isn't even "Spider-Man at home". This is "Grandma heard you liked something thing called Spider-Guy or something, so she made you this." (except without the wholesomeness of your grandma loving you enough to make you something... Maybe she secretly knows exactly what Spider-Man is, and this is deliberate because she hates you.)

[@hallowseve5072]

The ambulance chase scene happened outside my college, and i wasnt even at school😭

[@Vladisluvvvv]

CK AD THO

[@DaringDasher]

Jay: "Cassie can't do everything at once" Me: "Oh honey...her web connects them all" 💅

[@Vladisluvvvv]

Periodt!

[@Ulkavyn]

This movie had such fucking potential, Sydney Sweeney and Dakota Johnson?! The costumes! But then they decided to have chat gpt write the script apparently 💀 I wanted it to be good so badly same with morbius but jeeze

[@Cool_beansmh]

You are so right! Best looking cast. I kind of want a sequel to see what they do with them and honestly just an excuse to see the girls in more outfits and costumes. They were SERVING

[@Lilt348]

NOT YOU CENSORING THE FEET WITH OF😭😂

[@Vladisluvvvv]

❤❤😂

[@o.m9514]

I also like that fact that she is a paramedic and is used to making quick decisions in emergency situations.

[@midnightstudio1701]

I’m just gonna come out and say I genuinely enjoyed this movie, don’t know how, don’t know why, but I did

[@bishopalexander6617]

I loved it, but I was high with my friends and we had the theater to ourselves 😂

[@michaeledwards6136]

I've been so afraid to say this out loud, because I don't wanna get physically ran through with a pitchfork 😂😂😢

[@kaidt5861]

You'll be fine with across the Spiderverse because all you really need to know beforehand is that Spiderman, Peter Parker, exists. Okay and Sony has Spiderman related stuff that is of Marvel but this is definitely a Sony movie. Almost every one of their newer super-related movies are garbage.

[@GylianoWillems]

Important thing to add is that Across the Spiderverse is a sequel to Into the Spiderverse though! Definitely watch that one first ^^

[@kaidt5861]

@@GylianoWillemsSorry, you're right. Meant Into the Spiderverse & sequel.

[@sonee_moon]

Thank you 🙏🏼 everyone trying to defend this movie isn’t paying attention that it screwed the actresses over and isn’t even apart of the MCU

[@TJUC123]

@@sonee_moonExcept for when they showed Prowler from Spider-Man: Homecoming.

[@chadstchad]

if that 9 month pregnant woman in the amazon was my mom… uhhh i would be mad as hell too.

[@Ms.Divine2024]

Mad at what exactly?

[@Ms.Divine2024]

Mad at what exactly?

[@Yupthatsme_7D]

this reminded me of the early 2000's Elektra move, same vibe, i loved that movie. it was so bad, but i loved it lol.

[@IAmHavok]

I just realized that during the ambulance scene, had her not jumped off the car he would've been fine since she flew past all that 😂😂😂 he legit jumped up to get hit

[@IAmHavok]

Mary is Ben's sister in law lol the girls don't get they powers for a good ten years

[@nbucwa6621]

Does this timeline even make sense? Because if Peter was just born and gets his powers at 16, becoming a well known superhero that they write songs about around 17/18, then how does no one know about these crime-fighting spidergirls who have been taking out criminals for a whole 6-8 years before him? How did they not gain any notoriety at all?

[@IAmHavok]

@@nbucwa6621 I chose to believe this universe will never have a Peter Parker Spiderman lol

[@kevinhansen8211]

Despite all the flack this movie got, Sydney Sweeney looked perfect as Julia Cornwall/Carpenter. I would love to see her as spider woman in a formal MCU movie.

[@Ulkavyn]

YES ALL OF THEM

[@Vladisluvvvv]

OR BLVCK CAT 🐈‍⬛

[@seanmiles6991]

Personally I don’t think it has to be Marvel. Sony could bring Sweeney back as Spider-Woman themselves, I just think Sony should choose to make Julia Cornwall’s story darker and a little sadder.

[@Ms.Divine2024]

I do partially agree but she looks great as a "younger version" because the one in the comics looks at least 38-46 in age.

[@raeofsunshine7276]

I'm sorry but I was laughing a little at the title mishap 😭

[@broadwaybrook2319]

"They're like, 'Have you considered visiting Raven Baxter?'" had me cracking up. The thing about Ben and his sister being pregnant is that in the Spider-Man lore: Peter Parker gets his superpowers after witnessing his Uncle Ben die. And since Ben's sister Mary Parker is pregnant in this movie, we're left to assume that she's about to give birth to Peter Parker, aka Spider-Man.

[@o.m9514]

I loved watching her slowly grown to care about the girls and make different decisions for others instead of to protect herself!

[@dks__ehdsn]

THE CASUAL RKELLY JOKE HAS ME DYING FHWIAHDIWA

[@AndreMoore1978]

Don't try to shoehorn Madam Web into the MCU. LOL!!! This is part of Sony's Marvel Trolling series! "We have the rights to Spider-man! Na Na Boo Boo!"

[@shamekafreeman5026]

Right lol try any movie from the 1st iron man - end game. This ain’t it 😂

[@BriarPatchNyra]

If they didn’t have the rights we’d never have gotten Spiderverse and it’s leagues ahead of anything the MCU is doing

[@AndreMoore1978]

@BriarPatchNyra Into the Spider-verse is phenomenal. I have the minority opinion on Across the Spider-verse. I actually left the cinema pissed, because it started strongly then dropped the ball. But I am talking primarily about the live-action Sony Spider-verse movies. Also, the only truly bad MCU film is The Eternals. The weakest good MCU is Thor : Love and Thunder. I don't jump on the MCU hate-bandwagon.

[@BriarPatchNyra]

@@AndreMoore1978Oh I hated the MCU when it was the world's most unpopular opinion to have, and I hate it now.

[@SoulCastleFilms]

If Raven Baxter was here, she would've fixed this entire movie in 22 minutes!

[@CSS-Tails_Forever]

Can I be honest... Madame Web is awful. But... that's why I enjoyed it- It's one of my guilty pleasures! Great video aswell Jay! :)

[@j4yd3n.e]

literally!

[@Vladisluvvvv]

THE ROOM 🚪

[@ambriaashley3383]

You will love the Spiderverse Miles Morales character. Those movies do a good job of explaining it slow, it’s not too fast I promise!! And the stores are gorgeous and very well visualized & written

[@LegendKn1ght]

Ben and Mary are Peter Parker's (Spider-Man) Uncle and Mother, Which is why finding out the baby's name was a "running joke"

[@jazzy1260]

My absolute FAVORITE part of this movie (which I terrible but I love it) is at 35:56. “How’s your eyesight?” Girl, SHE IS BLIND.

[@pixxiespit]

This was fun, I really want a sequel with the girls getting their powers! 🤞😅🤞

[@AVADIVAEDITS]

I loved the movie idk about everyone else but it so good 😭 I have watched it so much also I love how they have such a family dynamic like madem web is the mom Anya is the oldest maddie is the middle and Julia is the youngest that’s the vibes im getting

[@goodfella1401]

The funniest part is the girls being told to keep out of sight for a few hours and then immediately go cruising for boys at a diner putting themselves back into danger

[@seanmiles6991]

Makes sense they’re supposed to be teenagers. Frankly i thought it was funny, that Cassie honestly expected three teenagers to obey her orders of don’t move for hours.

[@SimranKaur-xf9fz]

@@seanmiles6991 That's true but after nearly being murdered by a weird looking spider guy I would think I would be able to wait three hours-even as teenager-and if not that at least not draw attention to myself at the diner by dancing in front of some random boys. 😵‍💫

[@TheGOAT_YT_Official]

This isn’t the mcu, this movie is in the Sony universe just so ya know

[@nbucwa6621]

I just find it funny how being bit by a spider gives everyone the exact same inspiration for a suit. Even in the amazon, this tribe that has little contact with the outside world feels the sudden urge to all wear spider suits in the same style as the villain twenty years later, the villain's enemies ten years after that and even a just born baby will suddenly be inspired to wear the same suit 16 years later. Sony just can't resist inserting every shred of the Character's IP that they can even if it doesn't make sense.

[@flowwetry9256]

Honey, this commentary had me in a TIZZY!!! lol

[@o.m9514]

I liked that Cassie felt disconnected to other people around her because of her upbringing instead of being a woman who was written please others. She found herself with more responsibilities and took some time to deal with that instead of jumping into it willing with open arm as women tend to be written. She was disconnected and numb.

[@shay4121]

This movie got so much hate but I actually enjoyed it for what it was. Jay I always thoroughly enjoy your reactions so I am here for your comedic take lol

[@mona_3938]

where's interview with the vampire😭😭

[@mykematt2642]

It had a end credits scene but took it out because they knew it would flop

[@oscargutierrez9516]

It’s the intro for me 😂 messy boots! ❤ so glad I’m subscribed

[@joeyxyz9860]

the boo crew really was the best part the three had funny chemistry

[@__Dana__]

Big Freedia took me out 15 seconds in 😭

[@LordVolkov]

"They look good though..." Right? What a waste of a gorgeous cast. It boggles the mind. This could have been Marvel's Birds of Prey (funny, sexy, cool) and it's... just a mess. You're good to go on Spiderverse. The third is getting delayed a bit, so you have time to catch up.

[@genaiofficialmusic]

Im not gonna go on my marvel nerd rant, so to sum up what I personally recommend, Into the Spiderverse and Across the Spiderverse are perfect movies, like they’re genuinely some of the best not only animated movies but movies period, they’re that good. And as long as you know who Peter Parker/Spiderman is as a character, that’s all the prior knowledge you need. This movie is a Sony movie in association with marvel, so not directly linked to the MCU but has tie-ins, and that’s also why it’s… not great lol. All Sonys live action spider universe movies have been pretty poorly received (least hated is definitely Venom), but I personally still think they’re fun enough to enjoy despite being bad films. I completely understand how daunting tackling the MCU can be because it is a TON of content, but I genuinely believe that it’s all so well done, so entertaining, so full of love and care (some may disagree with that but idc I love it all) that you’ll become so attached to the characters that it’ll feel like a breeze getting through, especially if you just like having fun with movies and stories. From beginning to end, watching both the movies and the shows even to the stuff that releases recently has been such a fun ride and it’s very easily to get emotionally attached. PLUS, it’s like an automatic easy fanbase for KZbin reactors. So needless to say, I think starting the marvel journey would be really fun.

[@seanbadillo6686]

You talking about the Poughkeepsie tapes threw me off bc I live 15 mins away from Poughkeepsie lol

[@acoquetted3ath]

You actually laughing and enjoying it actually makes me want to watch it. All these so called movie critics have ruined the point of watching a movie. Sure it doesn’t look like the best movie, but just to watch it to laugh at it is what I would do 😂. Plus your little side clips you add in make me giggle.

[@narotic6133]

Damn its bad when the title bigs up a different movie, all jokes aide, I didn't think it was as bad as people made it out to be

[@rayvonglover2313]

Me personally I LOVED the movie, and with the man’s words not matching with his words I think an editor decided to just try to bring in the effect of his and Cassie’s powers

[@thesubtweeter]

Celeste is in Freaky and that's a horror-comedy that I recommend

[@whybiemydudez_yt]

SHE'S nyla!?! i knew she looked familiar!!!

[@o.m9514]

I was shocked when she became blind and paralyzed!

[@yumyumeat3023]

This movie is bad but I'd be lying if I say I didn't enjoy it. I was gripping my bag during the last fight in the theater, it was quite fun actually 😭

[@mckellmeh]

Dakota in the blind girl glasses at the end; looks like Billie Eilish 100%

[@jackthekiller091]

girly, if you wanna do a bad movie series, you gotta do ‘i’ll always know what you did last summer’ i am BEGGING jay 😭

[@mick7804]

There’s so many scenes where they replace his lines when his mouth is not moving at all and it’s just like…why 😭

[@tamiahamilton1936]

Maybe this is a sign that you should do MCU commentaries. When you need a break from horror movies lol. At least phase 1-3. Those are the best ones! Would love to see you watch them all❤

[@Spidercake54]

With ATSV while it does go into a deep analysis of what it means to hold the mantle of Spider-Man and a super hero in general, and does call back to a lot of iterations of the character from different media the movie presents it well enough that even watchers who haven’t been long time fans can understand. So I definitely think you should still check it out and react to it.

[@kaivonnix1100]

the way ezra was fine with casually killing TWO pregnant women is crazy to me

[@hellopurrrty]

this video had me laughing my arse off😂 i wish it gets a sequel and gets better

[@elenaphisher244]

Sony helpfully edited out any references to Spider-Man to make the movie accessible to newcomers. 😀

[@narotic6133]

now that its edited my joke is ruined lol, but ya this cast is good

[@therealone2001]

I loved the movie people so critical it's good for what it is

[@bishopalexander6617]

Damn is this legit the first reaction to this movie uploaded on KZbin?

[@RS-bn1ty]

Out of all the marvel stuff wandavision and age of ultron have been my favorites. They did Wanda dirty is all I can say 😂

[@Vladisluvvvv]

😂😂❤

[@emmy10537]

julia ❌ sydney sweeney's character✅

[@chandlerharris4643]

We NEED to see you react to Interview with a Vampire. Pls check out the show as well, it’s worth the reaction. 😁🙏🏾

[@romanandrew9176]

People hated it because critics hated it. I’ve seen way worse movies that critics liked. It’s a fun little watch. I’ll put it on for background noise or if kids want something to watch.

[@carlosalejandroalvarenga4913]

Yeah that’s def part of it. Cause as bad as it was, ain’t no way this is worse than Morbius. And critics are saying it’s worse than morbius. That’s some BS

[@janb92]

Or maybe people hate it because we genuinely think its bad……I read not one critic review for this movie and still found it hilariously bad.

[@genaiofficialmusic]

I genuinely like nearly everything I watch, and I can firmly say that I enjoyed watching this movie, BUT, that’s not because it’s a good movie whatsoever lol. There’s never been a marvel project I haven’t thought was good (even Morbius) but this movie was such a mess that I genuinely don’t know how or why it was released. I wanted it to be a good movie, but I only ended up enjoying it because of how hilariously bad it was. I was fighting tears trying not to crack up in the theater which I don’t think was the intention, but it still made me enjoy it. Knowing that, I can 1000% see why critics and the public were trashing this movie.

[@sonee_moon]

No!! People hate it because it’s NOT a MARVEL MOVIE it’s a different company that also has the rights to some marvel characters. All the actress in this movie also assumed it was a marvel movie that’s why they pretty much stopped promoting it. Both Sydney and Dakota have publicly made fun of the movie and don’t seem to like the project anymore.

[@HomarAlexander]

Las Arañas, Okay this movie feels decent and normal. People are hating because it's lead by actresses and also because people don't like change. Yeah some dialogue is a bit uncomfortable and doesn't fit well with the scene. Did they hand the screenwriting duties to a teen? But also this movie had potential

[@melanatednoir4923]

Almost missed the part where she said Ben can't wait to be an uncle that wouldn't be Peter Parker's Uncle Ben would it LOL I love the Little gems

[@o.m9514]

I wish I should've seen the 3 girls being spidergirls.

[@devhassoul]

27:16 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Steffanesworld]

How much you empathized with the girls being hungry had me dying 😂🤣😅 You were like "I'm hungry." and i could not stop 🤔😃😅😂🤣 Jay, you're not really hungry, girl

[@applejuice7122]

You should totally watch immaculate with sydney in that as well :)

[@Jprager]

Allot of this crew actually did Morbius (2021) as well. I don’t understand how the cast didn’t get red flags from this.

[@87jcksn]

I'm dead Peru Daddy. This movie makes me smile.

[@JakeL23JakeLlavore63]

*35:06* *Her eyes were ignited by a firework.*

[@mckellmeh]

i love this movie. its so bad its good. you can see the moment Dakota said nah this movie trash, gave up, and just phoned it in.

[@chrisl.1012]

Not the Starbucks cup girl cmon 😭

[@jaymeetsworld1]

chile that’s an old reusable cup!

[@heyzelalv]

this movie wasn’t as bad as everyone made it seem like i expected straight up garbage but i was entertained at the movies. yes, it has its flaws and they could have done better in some parts but it wasn’t as bad. omg pls do watch the miles morales movies they are truly amazing, best animation

[@ailazyy9488]

If you doesn't familiar with celeste, you def should start watching Ghostbusters!! And Dora and the lost city with isabella moner in it!!

[@rydbthatsme]

IF this gets a sequel I can see it being much better BUT this was a disappointment for sure. The saving grace is how bad this was is actually hilarious🤣💀😭

[@jacksonsd6]

girl i would absolutely love if you started your marvel journey😭

[@MindofMike35]

This movie is so stupid, I love it!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Zam_Bam]

Hey Jay, can you please react to 1- The haunting of hill house 2- The haunting of Bly manor 3- The fall of the house of usher and one of my favorite movies Ocean's 8 😭

[@latrell3169]

Lol this was bad. The final destination element about saved it for me. You made this much more enjoyable. 😂

[@MegaBloodrain]

Most of these movies are not bad. The same people hating are the same ones that hated on captain marvel, which was also not a bad movie. I'll give you a guess at what the common denominator is..

[@ashleydavis2124]

I understand why this isn’t so good 😂😭 like we wanna see them get bad ass in the movie it was just running

[@brainrot8802]

I'm a bit late to the party, but Spiderverse doesn't really need much outside knowledge! If you do have outside knowledge of the characters it makes a more enjoyable experience, but on it's own it's still very good! All you'd need to do to watch "Across the Spider-verse" is watch the first movie "Into the Spider-verse," because that establishes the characters seen in the second movie and the main protagonist, Miles

[@ashleyvirgosflame21]

This lady done become professor X😂

[@nitrokid]

The zooming camera always made me chuckle 😂 Also, why tease the viewers with the superhero suits when technically the characters aren't actually wearing it. We have to wait for another movie for that?! Come on.

[@noirhacks]

i just wanna say I'm sorry on behalf of the spiderman community

[@Pokemon32961]

How many legs does that one spider girl have? Jay: 8:34

[@jkb_games_music]

Sucker Punch reaction please?

[@nightmeowonelmstreet215]

Lmfao Sydney screaming another one of her character’s name is sending me bad vibes

[@princedreadhead88]

Trust me there are ALOT of versions spider-man even animals with spider powers too

[@kaivonnix1100]

the villains mouth wasn’t syncing bc of shooting issues.

[@anthony_n3108]

27:11 LMFAOOOOO

[@rat9128]

This movie is an accidental comedy

[@notflorencepugh]

I thought everyone was exaggerating but yup, that was bad, damn

[@vincenthoule5643]

I was on the live stream for madame web and the movie was really that bad that I could laugh🤣💀. I was like a comedic instead of a superhero movie.

[@dominiquemorales7519]

This movie is giving miraculous ladybug lol 😂

[@nightmeowonelmstreet215]

Why is that so true 😂

[@keystrobro6083]

The only good thing about this movie was the vision of the 3 girls killing ezekiel

[@shania991]

As a women I was honestly disappointed we have such a males dominate the super hero genre, and when we finally get some more women we get THIS. I hate to say it but they focus more of making the women look good, and the sex appeal vs giving them a good story. I think they literally used a scene from spider man in this movie that’s is just LAZY 😏 all great actresses but it just wasn’t giving the range wasn’t there for me 🤷🏾‍♀️