I watched Minecraft PARKOUR CIVILIZATION for the first time

[@cah137-y4s]

The moment when the cow randomly started doing flawless parkour with absolutely no buildup or follow-up is actually peak comedy.

[@nicothiel1709]

Moo, moo mf -that cow probably

[@JocelynEusebio-o3m]

That cows the parkour god

[@NightSlasher983gg6]

Can you pls say whats the time?

[@theultimateamazingsleepyko6687]

:)

[@BamHurger-p7y]

HAHAHAHA

[@Maxwell4Smash]

IMPORTANT: Don't watch the season 2 compilation util after you watch "I discover the history of parkour civilization" (or whatever it's called) because it was accidentally left out of the compilation

[@crimsonxero5924]

I agree. Please watch that before S2.

[@VoxiconVoxicola]

That pfp sent me back

[@Maxwell4Smash]

@@VoxiconVoxicola Ah, a fellow scribblenaut

[@zhanyar787]

I wish i saw this earlier i already watched part 2

[@anonakkor9503]

yoooo didn`t know this either but made it even better hahaha........

[@edidragon9658]

in parkour civilization no one jumps for the beef

[@IlikeBleachTYBW]

It's much safer to go for the chicken

[@Thebritishman-p4j]

@@IlikeBleachTYBW it’s better to do the one block jump for the chicken

[@kidsarecomedians]

Rather then risk you’re whole life for 0.5 extra hunger

[@IlikeBleachTYBW]

@@Thebritishman-p4j This sounds like I'm just lying but that comment was supposed to be wrong because the original comment was also wrong as it's not "in parkour civilisation no one goes for the beef" it's "In Parkour Civilization, no one jumps for the beef" and no that wasn't me just correcting their grammar

[@HolyNamed]

@@IlikeBleachTYBW ☝🤓

[@GGardarik]

I love how Patterrz literally predicting the whole plot of PvP civilization trying to predict the plot of parkour civilization

[@viniciushenrique6672]

He got the right answer, for the wrong problem. Not the first time I seen It. But normally It happens on math exams.

[@BlazingFieryMountain]

season two is a rare case of the sequel being better than the original. the funniest joke is there, and some of the hardest lines

[@NormalThe7th]

When I opened the book, I saw it was written in parkour

[@xsxeno]

You will become parkour.

[@IsaiahB-nr1xq]

When it says that they are in prison for 50 years and it said he’s was here for 49 years and 320 days that implies that he was already there for 45 days before escaping

[@Iaskedlilbro]

Nah he just rounded up 49 to 50

[@TaratheTigerShark]

i think he was there only half that time, as he said he needs to get out as soon as possible so he probably made the diagonal jumps

[@falsnamae3511]

Keep in mind this is a blend of real-drama and minecraft-reality. A day in minecraft is 15 minutes.

[@connortg5]

definitely react to season 2, it's so good and is a really cool continuation of season 1 that expands the world's power system in a very interesting way

[@slimyslimer2642]

In beef civilization no one goes for the parkour

[@connortg5]

in civilisation parkour no one beefs for the goes

[@lTSMESTEVE]

one for parkour no beef in the civilization goes

[@anacruz7421]

😂

[@biocurved]

in evbo civilization nobody 360s for the jump

[@Dofpie]

In hunger bar civilization nobody chickens for the 1 block, it’s better to go for the parkour and not risk your entire life for just half a beef bar more.

[@elektro8808]

now we patiently wait for the part 2 reaction

[@Endycat1]

Bro, how is it just now that people are discovering this, I watched literally every episode within a day of release

[@pikmindisco]

Same lol 👽👽

[@PbeingXD]

Same I still wondering why this suddenly turned into a trend

[@LunarIsHere_]

Exactly me. I watched it when the second movie first came out 4 months ago

[@akselisaira5781]

Same

[@Jaspersrab73]

I watched episode 1 within 5 minutes of release

[@Pippy7182]

Why was this genuinely so entertaining. I've never been so invested in minecraft in my life. PLEASE react to part 2

[@thealchemist51]

It’s funny just the other week I saw a reel for this thing. Checked it out on KZbin find watch maybe five or 10 minutes of it. I blinked and half an hour was gone. At this point, I’ve gone through both movies and I’m caught up on his newest project PVP civilization

[@IRS-here]

One thing for sure I haven’t seen Goku do a backwards 360

[@ultradude25yt]

Yeah well ive never seen evbo do a spirite bomb

[@bojidarvladev4890]

And I've never seen a SwitchAxe main do a SAED (I'm a ChargeBlade main btw.).

[@hamzahkhan4067]

It took me until Parkour God gave the main character the ability to rewrite the world's rules after he died for me to realise THIS IS JUST XENOBLADE CHRONICLES 1

[@hondaaccord1399]

I know this is more just a reflection of a standard dystopian novel, but this feels so much like Dorohedoro that I can't help but think about it

[@aaronmc825]

We need you to play Minecraft and then pixelmon

[@Darkshreaders]

Or cobblemon (which is more like a better blend of the 2 games)

[@aaronmc825]

@@Darkshreaders cobblemon is a good choice I’m not familiar with it is all

[@crimsonxero5924]

Patterrz, just so u know, there's a S2 video that for some reason isn't included in the second Parkour Civilization movie. You should react to that before S2.

[@carlwhatever1957]

Also there's a book WRITTEN IN PARKOUR in the sequel

[@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo]

Very creative idea, being able to create an entire language out of ____[]__[]_]

[@misterm7486]

Evbo is actually a comedy master

[@Leenomacino]

And a guy who speaks pvp in pvp civilization

[@payrysdoscs4903]

Evbo is a storytelling legend. Someone get this guy in WWE.

[@Lakshya_Plays_Minecraft]

WWE?

[@R34p3r94]

@@Lakshya_Plays_Minecraftyes… cause wwe is fake

[@VoxiconVoxicola]

​@@R34p3r94 its real wdym

[@Iaskedlilbro]

​@@VoxiconVoxicolaits fake

[@MasteGamez]

@@VoxiconVoxicola hate to break it to you.. it's not real

[@KingCarbon72]

When I watched this I wasn’t expecting SeaWatt. Unfortunately, he never used F5 to my knowledge.

[@randomgeneriertername987]

i love how if this wasnt minecraft this would be a 3-4 booklong JA series

[@Sab5524]

This add Ninjago to this one, the best piece of my life

[@jamesosmond-wright6999]

Pat your Squidward impression is impeccable

[@nasimamheddr6844]

Just yesterday i finished watching the 2 parkour civilisation movies now patt is reacting to them tailk about coincidence

[@A-X-p1i]

In Parco civilization, we only get fed once a day -Evbo

[@allChonkerdUP-E8kH]

Genuinely, this writes like your average dystopian YA novel and I'm all here for it

[@benjamineppler3770]

Netherite = president Daimond = backup president who is president but not lazing around Chain = congress member Gold = sucsessfull/upper class Iron = middle/working class Leather = poverty

[@TheYoshiChannel-7]

React to season 2 I clicked on this video bored and that was for some reason I got invested in the parkour civilization lore.

[@Ourobot]

The way Evbo describes Parkour civilization makes it sound like a Black Mirror episode.

[@notayaangamer407]

1,576,800,000 jumps per parkour prison

[@TowerOfChromaticInclination]

"It's Mid" Mods He Jumped For The Beef Send Him To Parkour Prison

[@Clulesswhale]

16:18 the fact that he was (partly )correct as he does become the parkour GOD

[@Blue_Glacie]

Parkour Civilization drinking game where you take a shot every time the word “parkour” is said and every time a vine boom is played

[@Uggnog]

Because here in parkour civilization, no one jumps for the beef. It’s better to be safe and do the one block jump for the chicken

[@Emerald-Fluffie]

2:19:24 Pat tell your mods to keep a closer eye on chat

[@DonnachaSweeney]

Oh yeah That multiple masters spoils alot

[@Emerald-Fluffie]

@@DonnachaSweeney no I’m referring to the racist guy

[@Iaskedlilbro]

FINALLY SOMETHING OTHER THAN POKEMON YES

[@FriskDreemurr66669]

2 things to note: 1. 1 block is 1 cubic metre (3.28084 cubic feet) 2. a five block jump is almost impossible

[@minthra6735]

this was actually great i would love to see season 2

[@cameronsharples2544]

Damn this was fast to come out after stream

[@jakesneller9308]

Pat should react to EPIC the musical

[@Ghosty2098]

WHY IS IT ACTUALLY SO GOOD

[@timmyphillipi4566]

I love this series a lot, please do a reaction to the second movie, Season 2 of Parkour civilization.

[@mariascheep]

In parkour civilization, no one jumps for the beef

[@Specimenn]

ABSOLUTELY CINEMA

[@theAussieRaccoonLovingBoi]

Cant wait for him to see his prediction from seeing the chainmail boots was correct

[@steakcakegrillbake5444]

Bro is in for a treat

[@mannyegarica12]

1:30:50 this is basically when you're close to the end of crash bandicoot 4 it's all future levels and surviving long jumps.

[@nineparr3110]

47:49 shoutout to the guy in chat who referenced Brian David Gilbert, top tier human

[@TheRealBrotherGrimmy]

This was a perfect watch while I was playing diablo today!

[@ranjanasharan4051]

honestly now i just watch your videos to guess when you are going to do the gamersupps transition before it happens, you got me today but i will get you next time patterrrrzzzz!!!

[@allanscott7564]

Crazy to see how this big this blew up I remember watching this after it came out

[@snohiyy]

when you think about it, parkour civilization is kinda like growing up

[@SuperOriginal]

Season 2 is PEAK

[@ultradude25yt]

Yeah well _______[]____[][][]____________[]_____________[]____[]_________[]

[@Shay_silly_soup]

I need the part two so bad

[@hamzahkhan4067]

I went to watch season 2 after this video. I'm afraid it IS peak, and I WILL need a reaction to it in a future stream. Parkour Civilization simply goes too hard man.

[@Ishanveer-Singh]

It would be fun to see you react to pvp civilization

[@theultimateamazingsleepyko6687]

I watched this before it became a meme and actually kinda enjoyed it

[@AmaneKoruba]

We NEED part 2, its cinema

[@TheMostAdvancedPoketuberEver]

Petition for patterz to play some kind omf minecraft

[@turtleboi3919]

now you gotta watch the second one

[@riiboflavin30th]

In park our civilization... Noone goes for the beef

[@martell5437]

This is probably gonna be a nostalgic memory for Gen Alpha, and idk how to feel about that.

[@Iaskedlilbro]

This is not for gen alpha lmao

[@Darko4-c]

This is for gen alpha 😂

[@Iaskedlilbro]

@@Darko4-c explain why

[@Darko4-c]

@@Iaskedlilbro too much sound effect for my liking. I know gen alpha can't watch anything more than 10 minutes long. It's not for gen alpha in that aspect

[@Iaskedlilbro]

@@Darko4-c it's just evbos style

[@maxberwald4770]

You should make a minecraft 100 days

[@amberhead468]

Bro this is resort good even my mo thought if was peak cinema

[@JaredTSM]

RIP LeBron James he allegedly went for the beef

[@AliceIzuragi6291]

the movie has a sequel featuring clown pierce. i think you might like it. it even has a animated segment

[@Glitchedpickle]

You might be tired of reacting to nuzlockes but I recommend Jorts video where the pokemon are drawn by his girlfriend if you haven’t seen it

[@Syiepherze]

10:28 Pat... that looks like a different kind of bear

[@AliRaza-yl3sh]

Part 2 pls

[@BooperDooper15]

1:11 The beef gives more saturation than the chicken

[@VoxiconVoxicola]

Which is the hunger bars hidden brother

[@ShengjieLin]

2:25:36 I can’t believe I haven’t seen this foreshadow😂😂😂

[@gptstudios21]

I might sound old but there’s some similarities to the movie “In Time” with Justin Timberlake

[@leathmccaffrey1532]

1:29:28 That's my favorite intro!

[@squidmom3162]

Season two… ONE OFUS. ONE OF US.

[@RatWzzrd]

We got Patterrz reacting to minecraft cinama before GTA 6

[@akselisaira5781]

2:36:21 where is season 2??

[@Lakshya_Plays_Minecraft]

8:00 history of the entire world ig reference?

[@MrBruhMan1746]

53:22 "Chat what if that cow is the parkour God"

[@josuemutt9715]

That cow really cooked!!!

[@shauryanegi6553]

1:31 well I'm not saying it but..... 30:22 IT'S REEEAAAALLL

[@millbrook7384]

I can't believe Technoblade was the beef parkour butcher all along!

[@tostudios3414]

I hope he reacts to part two

[@driftjr8403]

2:06:09 Jorpda is wrong because he *didn’t* made the jump

[@justsomeguywithamustache3489]

In Patterrz Civilization, noone goes for the More

[@Of_Crow]

Did i already watch someone else react to this series? Yes. Have I watched the series itself? Yes. Am I watching this anyways? Yes.

[@Valtaoi_007]

can’t wait for s02😊

[@JaxxBallinger]

Please watch the second one and I think maybe there's a third one and there's now a PvP civilization

[@officialtbosaccount]

1:30:34 Once I Saw It, I Could Never Unsee It

[@delphinempawenimana6356]

There's a minecraft story's KZbinr called Jon and conk with a story line

[@Ranger50000]

Watch part 2 pls

[@Ballistic_missile-c1c]

0:33 hi Vivek

[@ILIAL_General]

YOU GOTTA WATCH THE NEXT ONE, it’s also peak

[@JordanPorter-b6m]

Amazing. Please react to season 2 soon.

[@785Gamer]

blud said he can do a 4 block jump (I Cant even do it and I've been playingminecraft for 2 whole years)

[@-strawhatluffy]

React trust me season two has a great plot

[@Winzlander]

The meme became so famous that a poketuber with zero experience with Minecraft reacts to it (its a great compilation tho)

[@AithenJAnish]

One house or die its a 50/50

[@Frankie_and_fwoggie]

16:31 WHA HE WAS LIKE BASICALLY SPOT ON

[@VoxiconVoxicola]

What

[@GalaxyhadesYT-ib8dk]

i watched it when it came up now it blows up

[@RaquelTugguin]

Try the Minecraft parkour season 2