I went back in time to make the dark ages even darker

I somehow made the dark ages even darker
They didn't call them the dark ages for nothing.
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And myself :D
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[@caoimhedoesstuff9293]

This is the most compassionate incarnation of Jim that we’ve ever seen Edit: Nevermind. Rip Mil House

[@IamaPERSON]

Congrats on the heart

[@LynnAgain83]

F in the chat for Mil house

[@IamaPERSON]

@@LynnAgain83 F

[@IHateYoutubeHandles79]

He is still the most compassionate incarnation though.

[@caoimhedoesstuff9293]

@@IamaPERSON thank you, it has given me enough serotonins to get me through the year

[@steelcladCompliant]

Edwin was such an MVP, everyone else was unconscious from heatstroke and there he was, caring for them and working

[@louiselincoln]

What a hero.

[@SiniusAZM]

"Research is at 1 and he's still doing it" Of course Kevin... That's the highest priority

[@xxMaro92xx]

Finally, another Rimworld-player! xD

[@MisterInSayne]

I'm happy this comment was at the top for me, I was about to write the same

[@SiniusAZM]

@@xxMaro92xx Hello! :D

[@xX4die4u4Xx]

Rimworld ftw

[@anon_234]

Yeah, I get the impression Kevin has never played Rimworld. Think of the horrors Jim Pickens would inflict on a rimworld...

[@Samiju]

Edwin picking up his unconscious friends to put them inside was literally the cutest thing I've seen in months.

[@jupitercore]

the description of jim pickens being "a robust drama queen" is so true

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

He is a snack of a robust drama queen 😳

[@hyphel1848]

Nice pfp

[@Groggle7141]

Plot Twist: This settlement would eventually grow to become the Kingdom of Fecktopia in The Sims Medieval, and Leader Jim Pickens is the ancestor to King Jim Picket I.

[@Groggle7141]

Also, play more of this game, it's amazing. And you add so much.

[@gannielukks1811]

The kingdom was built over the bones of thousands Milhouses.

[@vanguardiris3232]

@@gannielukks1811 *Milhice

[@idiotidiot5821]

​@@vanguardiris3232nice

[@jazzpancake1167]

Mil House: "I'm the smartest one! Everything's coming up Mil House!" Five Minutes Later: Mil House is murdered and decapitated.

[@johnxina6327]

Seems legit.

[@danjor5749]

It’s Lord of the Flies all over again.

[@Fervick]

And cooked

[@julianfitter832]

And cut into small pieces to be eaten by his friends.

[@johnxina6327]

@@julianfitter832 I got a friend in me!

[@MirkoCrafter]

11:09 "Sometimes I feel like Im early access" - Kevin Damn, I felt that.

[@Stonecargo21]

I love how Kevin is actually a competent player in this game, like sure the food might rot and the priorities are wrong but still its much better than his rimworld playthrough

[@bobthebox2993]

Wait, he played rimworld? How did he mess up the priority system?

[@Stonecargo21]

@@bobthebox2993 he thought 5 is highest priority when it's 1 Yes he played rimworld and made a cult, but sadly stopped

[@himducky]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed this lmao.

[@angusgambrell7757]

I truly think that Kevin is a master gamer, he just enjoys being the lord of chaos to much to show it.

[@MadnessIncVP]

Not like the dude needs to be competent, for you lot to sit through his 10 Ads per video...

[@TaurusTheCrazyBull]

Game: Going Medieval KZbin: No! This is RuneScape!

[@batmanmun4590]

i saw this so i went to the comments to make sure i wasn't being stupid

[@BeatnikBun]

No! This is founders Fortune! No! This is the google play store version of Rimworld!

[@MadnessIncVP]

The algo’s built by folks who only speak foreign languages. Whaddaya expect?

[@giantWario]

So do you think Kevin will eventually figure out that 1 is the highest priority for tasks and 5 the lowest?

[@MidnightHowling]

I don't think so.. Maybe with likes on your comment so he can see it will help x)

[@pantsmage970]

No

[@louiselincoln]

Isn't the answer 0? I'm sorry, I'm terrible at mathematics. Might need a calculator for that one.

[@Mrhyimbob]

lol lets hope so it was a lil difficult to watch

[@PhoenixFires]

He should understand that given he's played Rimworld which has the exact same system.

[@futongyin4015]

How religion began : "Hey, I'm bored, want to worship something?"

[@whyarepeareturns3739]

We can make a religion out of this

[@alinastanescu4430]

@@whyarepeareturns3739 Yes, let's worship the dear leader Jim Pickens

[@twokidsinatrenchcoat5279]

This is literally just rimworld with less robots Also Kevin seems to have a completely backwards understanding of the job priorities, 1 being greatest priority, 5 being lowest.

[@gerbo8018]

I was thinking the same thing this looks like rimworld.

[@dakotarogers1818]

I've got a few hours into this game already it is exactly rimworld but no robots and 3D, from the looks of it they have plans for a bunch of neat stuff and I highly recommend the game, and yes Kevin is known to play games completely incorrectly for our amusement of watching things completely unfold and become chaotic and have him sit there asking "why?" 😂 its why I love his videos

[@lukasbravansky2580]

Exactly as rimworld- Maybe they coppied it

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

Yeah the numbers thing had me raging, i reckon Kevin was trolling us with that one

[@xxXXRAPXXxx]

Well i didn't see any organs being harvested nor did i see any human leather sofas so this game still has a long way to go.

[@jackoftrades601]

Kevin: "What am I going to do with all these cabbages?!" My inner German: "Make sauerkraut and survive the winter!"

[@feloniousfinch674]

Kevin: specifically allows human meat on the campfire Settlers: cook Mil House Kevin: *surprised Pikachu face*

[@GraceAlone614]

I love how Edwin's status changes from annoyed to disillusioned right as Kevin mentions him being annoyed. Kevin has that effect on people I guess.

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"I made a settlement for people whose only purose is to die" You don't even need a settlement for that, any NPC that comes across Kevin know that from that moment on their only purpose is to die

[@spacesheep_]

oh god you’re everywhere

[@silverbengal1853]

The real ogs remember when that was the title

[@IamaPERSON]

Dang it, now my pun doesn't make sense.

[@MaewCatt]

I guess their “Destiny Istodie”

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

yes

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

"We haven't made up our minds on child labor" Is it good, or is it great?

[@alinastanescu4430]

Neither, child labor is fantastic

[@MadnessIncVP]

Kevin: _”How many ads can I stick on each child labour video?”_

[@winchesterisms]

" harvest all of these and you can make your wine. " " then will you stop your w(h)ining ? " this is the content i subscribed for.

[@APersonOnYouTubeX]

@Winnie agreed, you got the *spirit*

[@pedrolmlkzk]

@Winnie that joke was on pint

[@APersonOnYouTubeX]

@Jim Pickens that joke has alrdy been made, now change it or I will make u whisky u were never born

[@Samiju]

I love how whenever Kevin calls a character in any game "Jim" that character immediately starts acting like Jim.

[@Bekathepirate]

Day 3 of thanking Kevin for playing Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue (and prepping a thank you for when he gets a PO Box)

[@commonhousehuman]

Nice

[@ChinstF]

@@VocalicCrayfish day 1 of thanking you for thanking him for thanking Kevin

[@martychisnall]

@@ChinstF day 1 of thanking you for thanking him for thanking for thanking him for thanking Kevin.

[@ruderman8939]

@@martychisnall Day 2 of thanking you for thanking him for thanking him for thanking him for thanking him for thanking him

[@KNOTTYBUDS]

@@ruderman8939 Oh god. They're stuck in an endless loop.

[@lapislarka]

Okay, this game is super interesting. I'd like to see it revisited, actually.

[@ryanparker1178]

I am not ashamed to say I laughed too hard at Kevin's rendition of "that's the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life..."

[@SJ-yu5zk]

Says “And then someone can research for the rest of their lives...” as if it’s a terrible punishment Me, looking at thesis ...I agree

[@catpresident08]

Ooh! What's your thesis about?

[@SJ-yu5zk]

@@catpresident08 I've done a study of the work practices of people who develop AI, and their moral beliefs, and motivations :) the research itself has been fascinating, but the writing up...oh boy, send thoughts and prayers

[@catpresident08]

@@SJ-yu5zk sounds really interesting! I hope I can read it someday. Oof! I just finished half-assing a 7000 word paper. I can't even begin to fathom writing a thesis. Sending you ALL the thoughts and prayers you need. ♥️

[@SJ-yu5zk]

Well done with getting the paper done! What was it about? Tbh I’ve been treating my thesis like a series Of 7000 word papers, otherwise I will spontaneously combust Thankyouuu 💜

[@catpresident08]

@@SJ-yu5zk it was about the difficulty of access to and insufficiency of the provincial human rights system with respect to international students, and the need for a bridge or a reform to remedy the issue. A series...of 7000.... I am in awe of you! Keep going! You got this!!!!!

[@felixkalenskyy93]

I like to imagine that this Jim is one of modern Jim’s ancestors.

[@MCproaedificater]

one of his earlier incarnations^^

[@JayTohab]

Pre-Sims 3 Medieval era?

[@yashuab.2979]

No, Jim Pickens is just Jim Pickens. Didn’t you know he is immortal? That’s my he’s gone crazy

[@pedrovallefin8406]

@@yashuab.2979 I think hes constantly dying and coming back to live in one way or the other. Its just that every couple of lifetimes he forgets everything he lived though. He has a severe case of amnosia you see. Im afraid its incurable. It doesnt help matters that he always ends up killing the people around him so he theres no one to remind him of his legendary adventures. "They were all a bunch of Mil Houses" he would tell you (if he could even remenber them).

[@crungler]

"sometimes i feel like IM in early access" - callme, 6th in line to the throne of kevin

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

This looks like a 3d rimworld in a medieval setting

[@ariejohnson1944]

Ikr

[@uvbe]

yeah, this is a straight up copy of rimworld but in 3d lol

[@buckleandthelads7806]

Kevin do more Rimworld stuff!!

[@ariejohnson1944]

@@buckleandthelads7806 ikr his rimworld videos were too underrated

[@Logan-fo2zv]

did you notice the +4 for eating at a table?

[@BananaTheNinja]

Game: * everything's going pretty well * Kevin: Well, guess it's time for a sacrifice :D

[@printisdead1983]

Kevin is literally a one man monty python sketch lol

[@pedrovallefin8406]

There was canibalism in Monty Pythom? Huh, thats unexpected.

[@rustyhowe3907]

@@pedrovallefin8406 "In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels...and there was much rejoicing". Yayyyyy.

[@briarpelt2333]

It's beautiful, Kevin. Brings a tear to my eye. So beautiful.

[@iridescentkingpp9840]

He gave the settlers beds? Jim Pickens is feeling generous today

[@Blaziman1]

“Aw man, I’m a good person.” Aw yes the thing every good person says.

[@Vociferous]

Making a settlement only for the soul purpose of them dying isn’t the first time that’s been introduced

[@rayansayeh9605]

Any game :we have nothing to fear he will make a peaceful village kevin: no must kil everything must glitch game game Dev watches video game Dev ahh God wtf

[@finnakkai7814]

Oh-

[@janpavel1441]

sole*

[@ThattSwaggUnltd]

Whenever kevin said “Edwin”, I just imagined he was speaking to me😂

[@gdgh4325]

Eat Mill House now

[@jaoife]

How does it feel to know jim

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

*"I made a settlement for people whose only purpose is to die" so in other words you made the medievial version of the sims?*

[@KorilD]

No no, Sims Medieval was a garbage game. This one actually looks *fun.*

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

@@KorilD oh

[@fipin1691]

"I am a good man." Kevin said while cooking human meat

[@harkiratgolar1879]

Kevin: Starts a settlement The fan base: "I guess it's time to settle down then."

[@wrvolkmann]

You'll probably never see this, which is understandable. But your content quite literally saved my life in the last year. I cannot say thank you enough, Kevin.

[@Just_Another_Gravemind]

@wrvolkmann I have to agree with you. It's honestly done the same for me. (Ps if you need someone to talk to feel free to ask me)

[@BriarPatchNyra]

I hope you’re both doing okay ❤️

[@coolgurl2033]

hey, i hope youre doing ok :)

[@shikharsahu3439]

Jesus was a carpenter. Jim is a carpenter. *I'm beginning to see a pattern I don't like here.*

[@IamaPERSON]

What's next, KEVIN being a carpenter?

[@nickmoney]

@@IamaPERSON No. Kevin is just god

[@fleamcflea8689]

@@nickmoney Kevin is god ,,, Jim is Kevin's creation,,,, guys I think we're connecting some dots we weren't supposed to find

[@RiderLeangle2]

On one hand you're implying Jim is divine and Kevin is literal god, but this pattern can also mean there's some freaky shit going on in whatever basement Jesus has...

[@0x0ism]

Accepted, this is canon now.

[@dersnorri7187]

just a little tip: when you manually assign them the jobs 1 has the highest priority and 5 the lowest. So if you put it on 1 they do it whenever possible

[@ComradeLeanna]

Kevin: All our food is rotting Me: Put your food underground Kevin it’s cold underground Kevin

[@xariotatriox6284]

Yes Kevin. Listen to this person Kevin!

[@cristofferhenrique1242]

This is beautiful Kevin, KEEP PLAYING THIS GAME!!!

[@BooTeaCheeks]

Milhouse before Godstan- plants all the crops Does all the research Sleeps on the floor so Jim can have his bed Godstan comes along Kevin - "Ew Milhouse is useless now!"

[@maffiasvante]

Id love to see more of this game, fits perfectly with your personality XD

[@LiterallyMeGR]

Oh no!! Kevin is back with his shenanigans. Welp RIP poor NPC's.

[@adapperwatchtower6598]

Ugh, if Kevin had built some of my kind (providing us with some tea of course) then his fort would have no problems,

[@micropirate12]

"Wait...its all cabbage?"- Kevin "Always has been"- also Kevin

[@griffin7452]

Kevin is the only creator on KZbin that I go back over the old videos and rewatch. Man's a legend.

[@callmeturg]

Day 84 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine/everyday life

[@hannah27117]

Hi Turg

[@zeventine]

Tuuuuurg

[@oamioxmocliox8082]

;)

[@callmeturg]

@@hannah27117 hi!!

[@callmeturg]

@@zeventine hi

[@CupcakeTheNightFury]

This is such a good game, I'd love more episodes

[@tysidick8559]

whats it called?

[@calebricks4890]

What percentage of Kevin's titles have the words "die," "death," or "kill" in them?

[@kevinvanbeek9848]

Yes

[@matthewtalbot-paine7977]

Well I had to go back 1 month to find 1 and it was "speed running KILLing my entire neighborhood in Sims 4" so I guess not that many. How many of his videos contain death is a much more common thing.

[@calebricks4890]

@@matthewtalbot-paine7977Huh. That's surprising. Thanks for looking!

[@matthewtalbot-paine7977]

@@calebricks4890 Yeah the content definitely has a lot of death but probably not going to get as many youtube recommendations if all your titles are murdery as they probably don't like that.

[@Engardian]

Damn this is basically Jim’s shining character moment

[@axelmohr1106]

Kevin, I’ve been watching you for years but have never commented or anything as I just don’t do that online. You’re hilarious and all of your videos are great. Keep it up man!

[@sandstormblades9274]

Would love Kevin to revisit this game sometime soon, I really enjoyed his playthrough and I believe there's been updates.

[@marchandtschoeman1892]

Ahhh Yesss This new 2001 Runescape update looks awesome

[@CalvinKool-Aid]

Please Kevin, bless us with more, even a different settlement if you wish

[@ComXDude]

This is giving me Stonehearth vibes. Hopefully the devs don't spend years making the game's framework, then decide it's good enough and declare it finished.

[@sapphireblue4031]

It's beautiful! Can we get more? This game seems fun, I wanna see you break it. And if there's a multiplayer version, invite the Irish Lads

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

*9:44** the most stereotypical thing Kevin has done, also my dads family used to own barley fields*

[@__-kw5rr]

Kevin fits this time period perfectly.

[@Fervick]

"I made a settlement for people whose only purose is to die" ...Soo basically any settlement build by kevin.

[@Mr-Money01]

That is the original title. Don't know why he changed it.

[@pedrostormrage]

14:07 "Godstan is using the great table! His intellectual is 25!" It looks like all that God stanning made him wise 📚 🪱

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

I made a settlement of people whose sole purpose was to die Lord of the flies: am I a joke to you kevin

[@everything71]

Lmao this is hilarious we need a full series of this

[@bbket9618]

"Hey there friends hows it going my name is Kevin" absolutely makes my day, thank you Kevin for getting me through quarantine

[@technician0096]

I realized yesterday I started watching Kevin like 4 years ago now before I even bothered to make a KZbin account. Honestly loved every video, just always brightens my day. I still kinda miss the little “Kevo” that was in the corner of the older videos hahaha

[@chrisi7127]

@@technician0096 True true

[@bbket9618]

@@technician0096 same man same

[@janpavel1441]

how the hell did you mess up 'there'?

[@thatguy4305]

@@janpavel1441 dude, all you do is correct people's spelling mistakes. You must have a really interesting life my dude.

[@dr.d4025]

"Mom can we get RimWorld" "We have RimWorld at home" RimWorld at home:

[@dakotah2468]

I was just wondering if anyone else noticed how it is a very blantant rimworld reskin. Like the menus and major mechanics are all the same / similar

[@lul4098]

I prefer this to RimWorld.

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

*"I somehow made the dark ages even darker" somehow, that isn't the worst thing you've done*

[@thenativeexplores]

"Jim..! I have to tell you. I dislocated my shoulder trying to lock the door" "I'm surrounded by idiots"

[@FrenchFries2]

Thought you'd make another cult kevin, come on you need power and numbers.

[@IamaPERSON]

Hey beeg Yoshi, how are you?

[@dkjcb3993]

"I just don't want my people to die!" Words Kevin has never ever said before in his life

[@larakinney8332]

Day 5 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey for the Wii

[@Psychedelic-giraffe]

No, nope not going through months of this again

[@YourDad-dh6fj]

Jim is already a Disney Princess

[@horsegirl5952]

Oh god I used to play that...

[@Thundarius]

It's an early access game with an extensive roadmap. I have put a little over 30 hours into the game so far while taking my time and have everything unlocked you can currently unlock. It's a fun game and has massive potential, I hope it continues without too many issues. It has it's quirks but its pretty enjoyable! I built a big ass compound and have learned quite a bit about the game mechanics. Can't wait until more content is released!

[@snailja8690]

What's the game called?

[@Kahotik_]

Kevin ruining everyone's comments and puns by changing the title is a true (evil) power move.

[@GinDragon]

I'm pretty sure the colonists butchered Mil House before Kevin realized it was happening. And it was hilarious that he kept telling his colonists to prioritize exactly the opposite of what he wanted them to do.

[@popburnsy3207]

Bore Ragnarok, how I've missed you.

[@Shihimase]

Kevin: "They're trying to run! No, I am gonna eat you!" 😂

[@darkpixel1128]

kevin not understanding what the numbers in the priority settings mean hurt me physically edit: if you dont get it, the _lower_ the number, the higher the priority. That's why the guy cooked instead of researching

[@pierocignetti8959]

More of this game please Kevin, I need to see you capturing someone and using surgery to take their organs for your pawns.

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

*"first Jim you need to be armed and dangerous" just like in real life*

[@Lyrakrosis]

Game: "Going Medieval" KZbin: "Ah Yes...RuneScape."

[@RenekrioZero]

Did you just cop @Taurus The Crazy Bull's comment?

[@snifferrr]

@@RenekrioZero pretty sure. it was the one below and that was my first thought

[@peppernwarming6226]

Day 720 of asking Kevin to play Legoland. The game is a rollercoaster tycoon but Lego. It was published in the year 2000

[@hrhargyll]

Brilliant ...I loved the moment of realisation...”Oh wait, I know what happened to the body...”

[@walterwhite415]

Nobody calling Kevin a military genious for his sticktrap placement?

[@thornwalker8970]

Dude the whole Mil sacrifice thing would make for a super cool backstory, imagine : Mil was actually the chosen one and now the god is pissed. Villagers chose a random kid and told him he is the chosen one instead of the dead guy that disappeared, and the kid believes it all despite not having any power, any perks, anything. Then he struggles to meet the villagers’ expectations because with each year passing they all start to believe their lie that the kid is in fact the chosen one instead of the dude they murdered.

[@Idothedance]

rip the old name of "i made a settlement whose only purpose is to die."

[@hippobatgriff8413]

Its.....*sheds a tear*.....its beautiful.....

[@Pheromium]

Day 5 of asking Kevin to play Pink Panther: Passport to Peril

[@the-random-phan]

10:36 "We could make a religion out of this" -The history of the world I guess

[@Taka_82]

The tittle reminds me of my dad’s house. Good memories

[@azarinevil]

This game has the best Rimworld vibes I have seen in awhile, I wonder if they have insanity in the game yet. There is a part of me that wants to see Edwin, Noob, and Godstan lose their collective minds while Jim sits back enjoying a pint.

[@TheRat1789]

If Kevin liked this I think he’d like rimworld

[@demoworldplayer]

He's played rimworld a lot actually.

[@meiansaeta3531]

"The Joy of Cooking Milhouse" :D

[@spazity1105]

Day 49 of telling Kevin he's loved and appreciated

[@geffern]

Bro idk how I've been watching your videos for like 10 years and you still crack me up.

[@dogedoge8269]

Day 46 of asking Kevin to do a cover of monster from adventure time: obsidian

[@Graceisweird1]

"Sometimes I feel like I'm early access" - oof! I feel that 😂

[@taran99y96]

In case someone is curious about why Jim kept working on the research table: Kevin set his priority for researching on 1, which is the highest, so Jim would always try to do that if possible. He should have set it to 5 to make Jim avoid doing research because of his low intelligence stat

[@SevenEllen]

I'd LOVE to see more of this !!

[@razied233]

KZbin thinks this game is Runescape.......

[@MorgoSargas]

Looks like a cool rimworld copy. Love content like this.