I went over $1,000,000 in debt and then made my kids pay for it in Bitlife

[@anesaphillip-mayers7596]

Bitlife : *exists* Bijuu mike : IT'S CHILD LABOUR TIME

[@ahmedalwadee3453]

Most funny thing I ever had seen

[@helerynkruusik9245]

rip tide ew furry

[@anesaphillip-mayers7596]

Heleryn, Uhh ok?

[@ahmedalwadee3453]

Heleryn what the f**k

[@photoshopboy3872]

@@helerynkruusik9245 wth

[@gachacatherine9169]

Starts dating at 12. 1 year later your 13. You get pregnant at 13.

[@gachacatherine9169]

Tatosthetic - Okay. It was a spelling error..sorry

[@gachacatherine9169]

It’s okay. We both said sorry, so I’m that case I think we can just drop this topic. Sorry again.

[@boiledpotato3714]

Sorry

[@lularue92]

Doctor Phil is coming for you!!

[@sincerelynct6835]

Victor Mezynski shut up

[@k1ngf1sher6]

"It was a very tasty death" is probably one of my favorite quotes

[@Randomizer-ob3xv]

imagine hearing that out of context

[@itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019]

"I'm an anti-Vaxxer always" *Grabs Pitchfork* "Only in bit life" *puts pitchfork away*

[@camryn156]

OMFG IT'S BIG CHUNGUS *bread

[@ninjin1749]

*sad pitchfork noises*

[@victormezynski9727]

Why did you take out pitchfork?

[@merrbrun]

I tried to change my name but It didn't Work xd

[@coffiecat05]

XD

[@kki3733]

Oh when I was tryna do something like that I just died. My debt was the cause of my death.

[@feralfernweh6091]

Wait, how?

[@maedae6492]

69 likes :)

[@giornogiovanna2614]

lol im subscribed to u makarilla

[@pinkdiamondart6954]

Dani puff lol who ruined it?

[@applepiss1969]

How?

[@aliselease8628]

Wow a baby at 13... Dr.Phill’s coming for you.

[@Sheepy_TV]

@{introverted - aries} I hope there doing alright

[@user-vp9wq7jx6b]

And i swear my son is baby jesus Dr Phil: *W H E E Z E*

[@quackybinx9072]

I can hear his footsteps banging on the floor😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@leyetizola1099]

{introverted - aries} WHAT!!!!!!

[@wheniam17iwillbewithmylove35]

I had a baby at 13 😔😔😔😔 It’s Jesus 🖕🏼SIKE

[@utenarevo]

Bijuu: Mistakens the cat for being buried instead of bought. A few seconds later..... Your cat has died

[@dayrichuisstraight4709]

XD

[@jackelinsanchez7192]

O..m...g lel

[@trx1144]

He was right from the start

[@raposa5274]

Emelie xXx b

[@trx1144]

@@raposa5274 B?

[@ciara9576]

Son: Can you pay for me to go to college? Bijuu: NO! A few days later: Son, can you give me money?

[@eclaire7843]

Lol XD

[@dyinglighttutorialstipstri822]

R/hmmmmm

[@YoylecakeJ]

Son: of course not! bijuu: why you little- * gets out belt *

[@mispwilky7819]

When a youtuber jokingly describes a bad mom and they're just describing your mom.

[@evahewitt1679]

By ANY chance in the world, is the Futaba-Chan in your name from persona 5? Or do I not get it...

[@mispwilky7819]

@@evahewitt1679 Yee. I'm a persona weeb ^-^

[@cirrus_dragon9812]

I feel that.

[@plastictrousers8371]

Osoro And Futaba Fan I thought ur profile picture was musume ronshaku! 😂

[@Mysti_Calla]

When he was talking about the mom asking her kids for money for cigarettes I just couldn’t stop thinking that that is actually something my mom asked me

[@rustymailbox1220]

Genesis Zuckerberg: pregnant at 13 Biju Mike: SHE'S PREGERS!!

[@grey9422]

PREGERRRRRRRRRRSSSSS

[@nightwingerthevlogger8744]

pRegErS

[@shannoso6918]

Bijuu!!!!!!

[@gacha_lemon4491]

PREGGERRRSSS

[@saddo7869]

Bank: You owe us money BitLife character: kIdS tAkE cArE oF iT, mY pRoBlEmS aRe YoUrS nOw

[@maggotjaz]

xD

[@bibe_bop3988]

*Johnathan Died* Mike: NO! johnathan!! *Ten seconds later* Mike: Ooh! I wanna new pet!!

[@ambblackbee1541]

EmmyPlayz101 I suuub

[@2zipGHOST]

*you had me for the first part there not gonna lie*

[@sisypheanmxe8774]

I smell a dank doodle memes watcher :3

[@2zipGHOST]

SIlly Willy *how did you find me out so quickly*

[@sisypheanmxe8774]

I watch all the ddms xD

[@killertigergaming6762]

Me: gave you 199 likes Me:I guide others to a treasure that I can not posses

[@7salads996]

Got pretty shocked that she got pregnant at age 13

[@nou1532]

@Default Boi Boi what

[@askmeaboutaceattorney7107]

@Default Boi *PREGAGANANT*

[@kittygacha2297]

WTF

[@kirstenlau8164]

@Default Boi lies lies all lies

[@PissyPants111]

@Camila Lopez nope, 13

[@caligraphy6497]

Bijuu: Every mom has social media, right? Me: My mom has Discord.

[@candydagachaweirdotwt928]

Lol

[@IvansBandagess]

Lissiebeth same

[@nabowo3063]

I just imagine an old lady yelling on voice chat when I read this.

[@helerynkruusik9245]

Lissiebeth ew furry

[@caligraphy6497]

@@helerynkruusik9245 I'm a furry and I'm proud... All I need is Blue Fox pajamas and my collection will be complete! :3

[@tetzy3882]

I have been diagnosed with Fibromyalgia, I thought only old people got that Pregnant at 13: Am I a joke to you?

[@mafuyu9292]

“We are almost hitting that -100,000 mark there boi yeah” -Bijuu Mike 2019

[@kawaiibecky]

*I thought only old people got fibromyalgia* ... I'm 24 😂

[@shannoso6918]

You have fibromyalgia? Huh.

[@niensaddestofthesad8151]

Wot is fibromyalgia

[@flugel3692]

My Mums got it, when it acts up She refuses to get up

[@jaydentplays7485]

Dunno NIEN saddest of the sad

[@haaaaana_c]

Make your kids pay for your debt *PEPPER SPRAY*

[@albertterry2770]

Congratulations! You completed the "Teen Mom" challenge before you even did it!

[@kenzieschoellman9149]

At 13, thats really early hes a teen teen mom😂

[@stormii9131]

That's what I said

[@Xplainn93]

13 years old: Pregnancy... SWEET HOME ALABAMA

[@vanessam6107]

: *Has baby at 13* 1 year later: *Goes on doctor phil show* Bijuu mike: *OMG ITS MY BITLIFE CHARACTER IM YOU!!!!!*

[@hannahnear1881]

Bobby Hill *That boy ain't right* I am pleased with your choice xd.

[@GOODVIBES-et3tx]

Lol

[@amethyphoenix]

"Is it Hennesys?" No, it's Genesis, you're saying a alcoholic drink.

[@dynastymason5602]

I'm your biggest fann

[@dynastymason5602]

I printed out a screenshot of one of your videos and I hung it on my wall lol

[@arsenelupin5808]

You have cool vids on ur channel

[@symbolgames1670]

*child protective services would like to know your location*

[@immaddosyou8857]

Lol the heart

[@ninaswolfpack105]

XD yeah

[@user-ef5ih4wu8v]

Bijuu Mike: *Blame The Delinquents* Child Protective Services: oh ok

[@saturnistx]

"Hey son can you give me *money* " "Wtf mom..." "WHAT YOU SAY TO ME *grabs wooden spoon* "

[@EPS1L0N_]

Looks like your bit life character needs to go to dr.Phil qwq *notice me sempi qwq*

[@shirleymicallef8449]

*qwq*

[@yourtypicalbi3421]

qwq

[@ghostly618]

*senpai

[@EPS1L0N_]

@@ghostly618 I know my phone auto corrected it qwq

[@meg2770]

*senpai lol...

[@user-kf9yc9wu6d]

I won 192M. at the lottery, I divorced my wife because she was poor, Then I had to pay her 191M.... my life is a lie.

[@Mysti_Calla]

BitLife karma 😂

[@nou1532]

I won a lot of money too and I decided to divorce and yeah... '-'

[@h4674]

ima try this again. I heard that if you say a youtubers name 3 times, I get that scrub reward. B) bijuu mike bijuu mike bijuu mike DANG IT MIKE

[@MonkeyOfChaos]

Thank you for making me scrub of the day, now I can SCRUB it in everyone's face.

[@AwesomeAri127]

Please SCRUBscribe

[@MonkeyOfChaos]

*clapclapclapclapclapclapclap* a great pun indeed, you could SCRUB the floor with the weak puns of others.

[@hypertwisted]

Lol

[@Tempus_Locus]

*God I thought you did something crazy*

[@romii8730]

You can get fibromyalgia at a young age too. Have it since I was 8 years old and I'm 20 now. it's not only a elderly thing, but you feel like an elderly 😂

[@zombehgutz]

*25 views* mkay *66 comments* wait wh... *113 likes* WhAT tHe hEcC

[@attractivecrayon7579]

KZbin is drunk nothing new

[@corrupted_nyctocat4084]

AverageEmoBoi guess what!? KZbin’s broken again!🙃Of course😂😂😂

[@BraindexdMichael]

Lmao

[@ghostly618]

Yeah, KZbin has a drinking problem...

[@inactiveaccount2291]

KZbin is drunk again someone call his driver

[@ebbizken2272]

He asked to propose to me -Bijuu Mike 2019.

[@lovepuppy4627]

"I have been diagnosed with fibromyalgia! " Me: So has my mom, Also me: but it isn't a joke this time

[@elmonte4113]

Love Puppy are u okay

[@lovepuppy4627]

@@elmonte4113 Don't ask me, ask my mother.

[@quackybinx9072]

I really hope she recovers soon😭😭I am really sad, I hope she gets better!

[@ghjk2969]

Damn , I hope she gets better

[@cloud-lw6np]

Aw, sorry

[@whoknow5931]

Genesis’ birthday is my birthday hopefully I won’t end up like her

[@deeryyyyy707]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@gatchahanna702]

Note to self: if Bijuu ever becomes a father don't let him name his child You Tube: did you say PREGNANT?! Me: no?! KZbin: DEMONETIZED!

[@scaro5050]

Emo Mike: **Has kid at age 15** Also Emo Mike: **Blames delinquents**

[@barryDawg123]

big chungus *13*

[@grey9422]

EVERYTHING IS THE DELINQUENTS FAULT

[@nightwingerthevlogger8744]

**bijuu mike**

[@user-ef5ih4wu8v]

Delinquents: wtf

[@cassidyvarg5125]

idk about dogs yet, but I do know that cats _do not_ taste things similar to humans. Cats can't really taste sweet, their tastebuds process sour, bitter, salt, and savory better. So chocolate would likely be pretty bland to them. (I'm a pre-vet student btw)

[@quackybinx9072]

Kewl!!

[@dcrggreensheep]

NO IT WOULD BE ACTUALLY TASTY TO THEM

[@ladybloomer4053]

Cool fact

[@davidsmom741]

I didn't read things and thought it said cats don't taste similar to humans 😂😂😂 I was like How would you know that...

[@berriesyum]

“That was amazing after they die” idk why I laughed 😂

[@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer]

I DONT CARE IF IM A GOOD MINUTE LATE IM STILL GONNA COMMENT!! *because I'm annoying*

[@nini-fq3tb]

waylon tgg \ waylon thegoodgamer so am IIIIIIIII

[@Weewoo988]

Oh, you think you’re late?

[@floooooooo9]

I'm 5 hours late

[@trx1144]

So am I, REALLY FRIGGIN' ANNOYING. You don't understand 👌😃👌

[@goran1034]

Yesterday:5 likes Today:163 likes WOAH

[@婊子养的]

in bitlife, my husband cheated on me, divorced me and I owed him 1 million dollars. i was SO mad

[@snowclawofthunderclan2025]

Your profile picture describes this.

[@hanako6125]

I owed him 2.3 million dollars..... He wanted me just because of my money >:(

[@justins3854]

oh yeah? i owed him 6mil

[@PissyPants111]

You all owed people money? I owed mine 12mil but I left the game and came back and no money was spent

[@sofiaray2180]

“A new camera angle a new me a new bitlife episode” 😝😂

[@jeagg2309]

The mom protecc The mom attacc But most importantly She makes her kids pay debt

[@flurp69]

JEA GG! (Attack protect)

[@ChaosChatOfficial]

@@flurp69 that's le joke

[@gachasisters3912]

I got this notification when I was playing BitLife 😶

[@okkr502]

Lel

[@goran1034]

Lol OK

[@lz2339]

Okay?

[@goran1034]

@@lz2339 ikr I think they lying

[@andrecaparica]

*BLAMe THE DeLiNQuEnts*

[@mokkemokkee]

"i won 7,000 the lost 10- NOOOOO MA FERARIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ~ Bijuu Mike 2019

[@vizzylotl5623]

OMG WHO DOES THIS TO THEIR OWN CHILD😂LEAVING THEM IN DEBT😂

[@gi-pl6bf]

Bijuu Mike

[@thedis-swanner3759]

You were 13 AND YOU GOT PREGNANT HOW wow that is really fitting to the challenge cuz it’s a bad decisions challenge

[@mars-lv7be]

"Her Niece Shanice" "Who's Shanice her mom?" - Bijuu Mike

[@lilgrapeskye3562]

*Child Protective Services has entered the chat* *Mike: crap.. 0^0*

[@user-ef5ih4wu8v]

Mike: *blame the delinquents*

[@Kell.133]

And this is why I don’t spoil my children but get a good degree in *Bit Life college*

[@dylanjaymann3685]

10:32 when you haven’t even married yet and are already talking about getting divorced

[@jrodnexus731]

oh no my finger broke when i clicked on this notifacation gotta buy me a new one

[@monstergacha1186]

Bijuu:*My iPad is broken* iPad:*I'm broken* then he starts crying

[@ch1m1k04]

You parents buy you a cat the cat dies, your parents instantly buy you a new one then everything is fine

[@shygirlanimates7010]

Sounds great! **Second later** Oh i got diarrhea!

[@jasperdeyesu3563]

“We hit that million mark!” ... wrong kind of million, mijuu. (-1,000,000) he sounded so excited...

[@mariafausti3128]

Mijuu 😂😂

[@jasperdeyesu3563]

This man has too many nicknames, OceanPlays182

[@jan_Soje]

My bitlife person had a baby with Yuri (from DDLC, she was a custom character)... it was a girl... I named her Monika

[@user-jc8by2wj8g]

Joey From The Adventures of Hamstore Wowwwwww

[@angel-ld7kx]

Best parenting skills ever 👌

[@frnkieroxo]

Didnt pay bills and FBI comes to ur house? BlAmE Da DeLiNqUInTs

[@sage_ever_green1793]

XD I got my coffee and I’m ready to go

[@sage_ever_green1793]

What? I was just saying that I was excited for the video and I had my iced coffee with me..

[@sage_ever_green1793]

Ohh...I get it. You meant it was 6:08pm. Well it was 7:08 in the morning where I was.

[@evsisters2869]

Ok

[@toxictaco4632]

Started watching you channel yesterday and all ready subbed and hit the bell and I like all ur vids

[@bubba7533]

Oooh I got my tea ☕ Oops I spilled it (↑ω↑)

[@UrFavChaosCreator]

Bubba I was actually drinking tea and I spilled it trying to drink it!🤣😂

[@bubba7533]

@@UrFavChaosCreator #relatable 😂

[@UrFavChaosCreator]

Bubba 😂

[@crystalbubbleaj7581]

Have more tea ☕️

[@what-xu6gr]

**licks tea off floor**

[@jenniferjenkins80]

I love this guy so much he is so funny and so family friendly... Love all his videos

[@mitchkrathwohl2396]

Love u. U make me feel like I'm actually worth something

[@anesaphillip-mayers7596]

You are worth much more than you think Òwó

[@mitchkrathwohl2396]

Aww thanks

[@snowyskip691]

Hey, you're amazing! Youre worth a lot, dont cut yourself down like that! Hope you have a great day! ^-^

[@smolangryoreo6586]

i love your channel.I appreciate that you do scrub of the day to recognize your dedicated viewers.

[@rxspberryclouds858]

I am sick. I have been binge watching your videos for 2 days. Thank you for the entertainment. I am now subscribed. Peace.

[@jasperdeyesu3563]

Pastel Galaxy, wise decision, my friend!

[@aydeigh]

What a mood 😂

[@Maleficent-gh4rf]

Thank you Mike for giving me entertainment during quarantine 🙂

[@blueberrymxdi520]

Bjuii Mike: *makes baby at 12* FBI : *FBI OPEN UP*

[@Alvah37]

Dad: *Son why is the fbi here?*

[@kaydenlewis9246]

@@Amy-xe2om no theyre not

[@kenzieschoellman9149]

Not trying to be rude but it was 13😂 thats a funny joke though

[@sschlockk]

You could do a challenge.. I call it Good cop Bad cop: •start playing bit life •the good cop starts out making there life really good and make him/her a good person for about 3 bit life years •then the bad cop gets 3 bit life years to make him/her a really bad person with a bad reputation •you keep doing this until you get bored or the bit life person dies Not very creative but it might be fun to do something else with bit life. I don’t really care if you change rules or whatever. I hope you see this. ~Anon

[@sleepy_zero9771]

I'm Early For Once! Bitlife Is A Great Game, The Way You Assault People Is Amazing. xd

[@danicakeyowski8880]

I love your videos! I rewatch so many of your videos! Keep up the great work!

[@madalinagheorghe3521]

I love you bijiu mike and i hope you see this comment and i wanted to know wjat’s the next challenge on your gacha mike account?

[@pastelpixelp]

M playz he is **NOT** gacha mike

[@user-um1wb7rt2p]

Putting all problems on your kid after you die is basically the way Steven was made.

[@irenedotcom2405]

-Sees bijuu mike make BitLife videos -throws android phone -buys IPad -breaks IPad -😭

[@ariisosexc]

Every time I play and I have a job, I go into dept more and more each year bigger salary bigger dept..¿ Like bish wut da *ꂦꂦꎇ*

[@berriesyum]

XxCanadian PsychoxX idk if this is the case but if you have a bunch of house then property taxes or whatever will happen. Not sure if it happens with cars too

[@ariisosexc]

Jennie DaWeirdo but da thing iz.......i had no houses Nor cars

[@berriesyum]

XxCanadian PsychoxX oh then wtf

[@ariisosexc]

Jennie DaWeirdo ikr

[@burrito9334]

Did you have any kids?? Because they also bring you debt. I figured that out the hard way

[@kelinsonjanuario8615]

Aren’t you GaChA MiKe??? YeA YoU ArE!

[@pastelpixelp]

Summer_plaz 1234 *nO*

[@kelinsonjanuario8615]

TheDevilThemself Owo

[@mmafuemu]

“-and her niece, Shanice, went golfing instead.” Mike: Who’s Shanice? Our mom?

[@simmerdanielle5439]

It’s pronounce “JEN-a-SIS” you said it right the first time.

[@starjuker]

In really sick today and I couldn't go to school and watching your videos made my day better thanks! (Ps this day is worse because I hate chicken noodle soup )

[@leafygreen7557]

Hey yo turned on notifications, does that make me scrub of the next time you upload?

[@kitsuneayano]

Yassss maybe so I hope lol

[@neptune1226]

.O. THAT'S ME!!! When that person was nagging Genesis to get a job XD I was like: DAS ME and then I tried to imitate the virtual me, here's how it went: Virtual Me: "Genesis! You needs to get a job!" Me irl after Mike chose to argue: "Whelp, that went well..."

[@sleebii969]

When instlife had that feature forever

[@jianwood]

Mike: hello, not you, Mike here! me: WHAT?!

[@Rin-rk6py]

Scrub of th day goes to.... EVERYONE!! There we go now everyone is happy.

[@Cool2Smart]

What about everytwo

[@Rin-rk6py]

@@Cool2Smart No scrub of the day for Everytwo. Everytwo is the only sad scrub.

[@kasiethesadwolf4980]

:D

[@ramurino1803]

yes

[@amymarshall9629]

You almost had a dad called Mark Zuckerberg and a cat called Billy Joel

[@BiGMaC078]

He said don't look up Milt, but I looked it up anyway... I hate my life

[@ratthot4728]

TTVJetpack Playz ツ um me too .... ... fIsH dO tHaT?!!

[@KittToonz]

Your videos are hilarious XD I love watching them Also I like your posters!!

[@fluffycloudd7015]

Be careful! Once when I played BitLife, there was a chicken and I clicked pet.... yeah I died.... don't trust Chickens....

[@eleanordelmar4342]

Every decision made today was an amazing decision. Your children should be proud!!!!!!!!

[@maskless_oldowner3198]

Hello! How are you! When I saw your video,my day became soooooooo much better! I had a pacer test today and I was down in the dumps until I saw your vid! Thank youuuuuuu! Happy to be a Scrub! ＼(^o^)／

[@sleeplessgacha]

84k dollars is a good deal for a USED car!!!😂😂😂

[@perilmania]

this is what we like to call *smart parenting* ;) edit; aa ive been noticed

[@snar7568]

Hey I know you probably won’t see this but I just thought I would comment this anyway, I have been watching your videos for such a long time and when I got my new phone I forgot to find your Chanel until now when I saw this vid in my recommended and it makes me really happy remembering all the doki doki and tattle tale vids I watched and it’s nice to be back. Keep doin what your doin.

[@meowmeowMFFF]

Iwannawinston, Bobby Hill and her niece Shanice went golfing instead. Who's Shanice? *IS IT HER MOM*

[@ihavenoideawhatimdoing389]

Bijuu in every bitlife video: wE ShOuLd HaVe cReDiT cArDs

[@october2842]

I wish I was as brave as you I’m afraid my kids would eat me if I asked them to pay off my debt

[@CommunistDoggo-cs3pp]

Mish Incorporated they would

[@jeweliee7188]

I kinda figured out how to do this correctly 1. Get any high-school classed job 2. Get a mortgage 3. Get a car loan 4. Get a significant other 5. Get three pets 6. Quit your job 7. Have as many as kids possible 8. For your will, choose a single child to get all the debt 9. Before the child is above 18, surrender

[@paps._.faerling]

One time my dogo ate a chocolate chip cookie an just smiled at us when we were eating ours

[@KirbyMarie]

That's a figgin that's a fricken that's..a frigken...... Lmao you got it bud. I totally understood the whole sentence😂😂