Doing Anything It Takes to get a Raise at my Job in Bitlife - Office Life update

[@BijuuMike]

I am an adult channel and if you dont want to talk about adult things such as taxes, the morning newspaper or STONKS then just frricken get the heck out. Yeah that was some adult language. Now if you'll excuse me i have to go and file some papers and watch GOLF.

[@peacemouse]

Lol

[@eukiki2108]

Early

[@Milothebest420]

Bijuu Mike bahaha

[@moorigold]

*gasps* YOU MONSTER

[@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer]

See what you have done to poor Mikey FTC?!?

[@gammaantsee9394]

He’s an adult channel now lol and I don’t blame him...

[@cookiesquad6792]

frrygood Mc_yeeterson These are some of the side effects of COPPA

[@hiddenmoss3516]

He gots to save his channel in some way or another.

[@kw4118]

i’m happy he’s an adult channel now :)

[@trixartz8573]

Take that coppa:)

[@avabean3476]

GG Hopkins don’t sware

[@connie3343]

Imagine David’s mom when she sees the thumb nail :O

[@lydianoble9947]

Mary P Smith Yes David’s Mom seeing this is gonna be chaos

[@trapnrot]

And when she hears him say tittie XD

[@cmathew4992]

Right? I just remembered that😂😂

[@therandomsprout1575]

This school year I met David. He's on my team and he told me about how his mom won't let him watch bijuu Mike bit life

[@emilyanne1171]

That's what I just said 🤣🤣

[@spacesheep_]

Nobody: Judging Steve Harvey: *eeeeeeEeeeEEYYYYY*

[@spacesheep_]

I got noticed by Senpai Beat Your Bike~! Yay! I’ve never gotten noticed before aaaa

[@creepywaffles4783]

KarpatiKat 😂

[@mrstud_1114]

@@spacesheep_ how about a dude in a white van

[@rencandy2665]

XD

[@dabacongod_plays8367]

U GOT DA SCRUB OF DA DAY

[@HK-rc3fl]

For the first time ever, Bijuu is actually doing a career deemed acceptable in society! xD

[@juliechristinegallano1365]

Pure Dreams yeah....true true true

[@felixx4611]

Bijuu: *hooks up with supervisor* Steve Harvey: *intense judging*

[@rekittyxxx7211]

I want to like so bad, but it’s at 69 likes

[@kqrmenowo3494]

Dr. Phil: *intensely glares at*

[@cupcakeoreostudios7614]

Bijuu: swears Everyone: *Nani?!*

[@_random_gorey_gxcha_1594]

Are you cereal bruh?

[@cupcakeoreostudios7614]

@@_random_gorey_gxcha_1594 wat

[@jqjig820]

@@cupcakeoreostudios7614 I can finally fucking curse! Wow! Fuck yeah boi! Shit on the KZbin HQ That thing mmmm ship...

[@jqjig820]

@@cupcakeoreostudios7614 GIVE me you cupcake and oreo

[@cupcakeoreostudios7614]

@@jqjig820 nO yOu

[@blondmade]

*This is gonna be the most drama filled McDonald’s!* 😂LMAO😂

[@reallygoodcreativename]

it will

[@just_kuroo6204]

*Yes it will*

[@goodenoughgamer103]

"Can we sleep with Ronald McDonald?" - Bijuu Mike 2019

[@aubrey978]

*gAsP* Bijuu miKe speaking aDulT: *"hecc"* Literally everyone: *gAsp*

[@queencrunch2468]

Le gasp-

[@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer]

Bijuu mike: I have to be more adult David: *walks into living room to see his mom watching bijuu mike* David’s mom: oh David honey, you can’t watch this it’s for MATURE people only like myself

[@kyleemaae]

I'm really sick right now and I laughed so hard I threw up!!! (It was so worth it) XD

[@rita-mariadonut7496]

When you throw up it's told that you'll get better! Bijuu cured you! :0

[@galacticrainestorm8546]

Haha, feel better lmao

[@yeviia]

Oof

[@kapalotnick4654]

What part did u laugh at cuz I’m smelling sum cap ngl

[@mylifelove9211]

@@rita-mariadonut7496 so true

[@mistermilkman2163]

“This is going to be the most drama-filled McDonalds!” *if its drama-filled, its my school*

[@scarcovy2607]

I relate.

[@franklinprempeh6518]

No, it’s my classroom

[@meansnowflake]

It's *MY* school

[@naptime4foxy]

Relateable -w-

[@sarahcerar8049]

Same with every school I've been to "she like him" "blank likes blank" "this is my place and my jungle gym"

[@madisonfairy9605]

Mike: “When was the last time you called someone?” Me: *begins to open mouth* Mike: “don’t answer that I know you don’t call.” Me: “actually, I called my grandma just yesterday.”

[@alyxberry15]

*Me:* :gets scrub of the day: "OMG I GOT SCRUB OF THE DAY" *My friend:* "what?" *Me:* "Scrub of the day! Bijuu Mike?" *My friend:* "who? *Me:* :sighs: "You uncultured swine." *(EDIT)* i never actually got scrub of the day, i just made up this scenario uwu

[@cheese3398]

Congrats! :D

[@alyxberry15]

@@cheese3398 i mean i never got it, i just made up that situation uwu

[@cheese3398]

@@alyxberry15 Oh lol, I hope u get it one day though uwu

[@trapnrot]

I hope you get scrub of the day from this comment 😂

[@frenchfriesvsmarythepainti1464]

When you win something that no one knows about

[@ki8743]

Brrooo i was not expecting that i laugh so F* hard 1:26 😂🤣😂🤣

[@fourdontdoit7886]

No one: Not even bijuu Mike: David's mom: HOLY-

[@youtuberfangirlnamededyn6186]

When David’s mom learns your more adult she’s gonna have a fit

[@cry9302]

Jim Halpert challenge: •Get a job as an office worker •Fall in love and marry someone from your job •Prank someone in your job •Get along with your boss

[@aperson3787]

Bijuu Mike:*says one inappropriate word* Bijuu Mike Now: I’m an adult channel now! Me: What the heck

[@GoodBuoysDontSink]

Bijuu: "can we sleep with ronald mcdonald?" KFC who released a dating simulator this year: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@AliAwesome]

"*I'm SuRe ThAt HaPpEnS aT yOuTuBe ToO.*" *James Charles screams*

[@nightingale4460]

Why does James scream?

[@squishybones4021]

I’m fine with le “adult” Jokes but like- if u start saying ummmm- fRiCk then ima commit scooter ankle :,)

[@doubledubbs9733]

David’s mom is not happy by this. David’s mom: This is going to be like the Office show and the stuff from the clip is inappropriate and Adults are bad. You said you did a gold digger challenge and that’s bad. Me: you’re a adult and overprotective. Did I mention The Office is funny? Two people also dressed as Office characters.

[@joyc3s]

The amount of office memes he used.... Was simply not enough. MOREEEEE

[@Atsrixts]

Bijuu Mike bout to clap some Ronald McDonald cheeks

[@flowerina2177]

Did you know that they still have haunted houses in BitLife can do a challenge where you buy multiple haunted houses

[@lillysamulski2710]

Was anyone else jumping with joy at all The Office references? Like, that show is literally life

[@MelonIsFruit]

*getting a raise in my job* Me: Oh well *Bijuu Mike posts a video about it* Me: YAAAAAASSSSSSSSS

[@catfromthefuture5368]

At least this bitty as other bit life videos I have seen

[@MiniPlagueDoctor]

Did anyone else think that the thumbnail looked like sniperwolf?

[@madilynbarnes5365]

Yes. I thought it was her at first

[@madilynbarnes5365]

I thought I was alone

[@norhasmahzain1885]

Ya

[@taffygacha3456]

Krazy_ Dessy YES I THOUGHT

[@lpspeanutbutterpro]

It probably was

[@TorchTheDragon]

Whats funny is he said not to answer when the last time I had called someone, and litteraly before I watched this, I called my grandparents to see how they were doing. Ironic huh?

[@madilynbarnes5365]

Same, but it was yesterday and my friend. We call frequently

[@irishwristwatch8869]

Bijuu: Whoa bitlife calm your... Tiddes. Me: Lmao "tiddes" hehe

[@GreatTasteMurder]

Time stamp?

[@peparo5934]

1:27 I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR 2 YEARS

[@virtuousvocalist0113]

Mike: Shows a Hello Neighbor meme of him and the stepfather - Literally 2 seconds later - Me: Realizes that the stepfather's name is ACTUALLY "Hello Neighbor" Also me: - Dies -

[@SXN4RFL4R3]

O-O

[@cedarbeez5003]

You GHOST!!

[@hisshissmotherheckers1927]

I loved this video as soon as you started talking about the office You have no idea how big of an office fan I am, seriously I’ve been freaking out at these references throughout the whole video.

[@Super-Shafs]

Random person: can I have a raise Boss: *Hangs Random person* Bad raise joke? Out of ideas, too early

[@EveryblueMoon4]

I’m imagining one time he just gets himself scrub of the day

[@rita-mariadonut7496]

He did that on his birthday lol

[@AmesMT]

😂😂😂 This vid is already funny

[@nda5665]

mike :"im a adult channel now now" me: puts sticker on shirt saying hello i am 35+ my friends: "uh no your 11" me: "DID I ASK!"

[@eekaydee3851]

I appreciated every office reference in this video dearly.

[@HeyItsMoonlite]

“When was the last time you’ve ever called somebody?” Me: today..

[@Nookie100108]

"I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service" -littlekidlover (michael scott)

[@_BCKT]

I'm sick, when I see Mr.Beat Your Bike I click, Im bad at rhyming, Did you think there would be more here? I told you I was bad at rhyming...

[@watcb]

Ok so i help: I cant just tell what video to pick

[@sakurauwu1870]

I don't mind it. I actually don't care if it rhymes or not. Hope you get better soon tho!

[@miyamaia5939]

Jay is currently sueing Beat your Bike because he is slowly turning into him.

[@kiahphobic]

Slowly but surely

[@joaovictorpeixoto6399]

this guy is like if jacksepticeye was forced to cut 85% of his budget and was stuck in 2015 before dying of a heroin overdose cause his 30 year old brother left his band

[@GhostTowne87]

Me sees thumbnail: “ oh no 🤦‍♀️” Me after 7:00 minute mark: “ yep... just what ‘real life’ is like.... why?!”

[@professoryeetus8955]

I was zoning out during the video, and suddenly I hear "Can we sleep with Ronald McDonald... *because I'm Lovin' It."*

[@kiahphobic]

I zoned out at the exact same time and I was just...

[@sydneygcolton]

That’s pretty cool bro

[@horrorsans7560]

Davids mom: HOW DARE YOU THAT THUMBNAIL IS SO INAPPROPRIATE AND YOU'RE LANGUAGE IS DISGUSTING SIR I WILL HAVE YOU ARRESTED!

[@Lana-hh4bl]

The last time I was this early he wasn’t calling us scrubs.

[@freedom._.fangirl_9351]

Bijuu Mike: There is a new update on Bitlife Bitlife on IOS: New update! Android User who have Bitlife: Am I a joke to you? 😔👊🏽

[@elderly8026]

Two words that might save KZbin: Kreek Kraft

[@moistsponge8007]

In his life, he went to work at a very dramatic McDonald’s. However he was sadly fired for saying just saying too many times 😞 he lost all his money by trying to sue. Later he became a construction worker and even joined the circus. He definitely did NOT hook up with his boss a few times....yeah...didn’t... 😂

[@wallhumorr2323]

OMG I HATE MY DANG SIS WITH THE PHONE I NEVER KNOW WHEN A BIJUU MIKE VIDEO COMES OUT BECAUSE OF HER

[@kristinr4928]

YOU GOT SCRUB OF THE DAY!!!

[@starglowwOS]

1:27 WHAT THE FU- WOAH not at ALL what I EXPECTED good job.

[@snowleopardseal]

"This comment section is so horrible " Everyone:mmmmmmmmmmmMM

[@_calpurina2767]

just Pewdiepie

[@_calpurina2767]

Loser

[@idrawanime0119]

Bijuu Mike: We should have an option to be homeless- Me: Yeah, cuz I totally wanna be homeless Bijuu Mike: - in the game. Me: Oh yeah, I totally agree.

[@VxrgilVxndetta]

**Steve Harvey judges you deeply**

[@LPSGoldentailGodlovesyou]

You may not be for kids any more but I will continue to watch you!♡

[@OhheyitsHelix]

"Can we sleep with Ronald McDonald...That's the question" "Because im loving it~" Bijuu Mike - 2019🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[@caterpillar3275]

Everytime i see that BitLife updated I'm excited because that means a new Bitlife Mike video!

[@anderfoxie732]

* hums Netflix Trip * Am I right, or am I right?

[@anderfoxie732]

Yeah I'm wrong

[@qd22knfm89]

Bijuu is an adult and teen channel now ALONG WITH THE REST OF US. LET US ASCEND INTO the glory of KZbin not taking our channels down and debiting us. Thank you Bijuu I don't have to fret over your videos being no more.

[@yotsuball]

Me: *watching bijuu mike* Mike: We’re playing the real dill! Me: BRUH

[@wgk1802]

MY FAVORITE SHOW AND FAVORITE YOU-TUBER COMBINED

[@n0stxlg1a12]

I am not longer child friendly. I shall cuss *F R I C K*

[@professoryeetus8955]

:0

[@OakieTea]

Omg omg they said it the said... *THE F WORD*

[@nightingale4460]

Hecc

[@connecti0n310]

Bijuu: who calls now Me: me i call someone last we... damn he is right 😑

[@livvieybloodfang6310]

Anyone else notice there is a body pillow hanging in the room of ayano(yandere-Chan)? 😂😂😂

[@madilynbarnes5365]

Yep I see it all the time

[@kittysenpai678]

Oh my god, there is lol

[@olesian8713]

I am a very good adult. I like to pay taxes in my free time. I get stuffed in a trash can every day at my job and I cry inside of my closet every Sunday when I realize that I'm broke. So adult

[@maggiedeering9854]

Wait.... Kidz bop Karen... David’s mom.... WAIT THEY ARE THE SAMEEEE

[@queencrunch2468]

My kids can’t hear me saying *Tiddes* they’re listening to kids bop

[@maggiedeering9854]

Sleep is overrated lmao

[@confidelover8266]

Let’s face it Dwight is a mood but then so is Jim and Micheal...

[@Kat.15.07]

I’ve never been this early in my life ;-;

[@esmeechan1036]

Me: gets scrub CHAN shirt (actually happened) Bijuu Mike: STONKS

[@junosdeadaccount1367]

Welp, David's mom is gonna be triggered.

[@wallhumorr2323]

OMG I GOT SCRUB OF THE DAY I JUST WANNA SAY THANK YOU TO BIJUU MIKE, TO MY FAMILY, TO MY LIFE...

[@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer]

Congratulations 🎉 scrub of the day isn’t easy to get

[@wallhumorr2323]

@@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer thanks so much!

[@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer]

@@wallhumorr2323 no problem 🤗

[@Afterlife_of_the_partyyyy]

Roses are red Ketchup is too I liked my own comment Why is it blue

[@zoenah1223]

Bananas

[@zombiefvckerr]

@@zoenah1223 Bannanas are yellow. So are lemons. I responded to you. Why is your name blue?

[@zoenah1223]

Bananas are yellow Bittermelons are ded to me Its because im the leader of the banana army

[@raspthecutiecatpicoswifeuw9507]

Roses are red Violets are blue It is also blue Because nobody wants to see you

[@zoenah1223]

Hoi yeet Dont be so cruel At least the guy is honest with u Also i wanted a reason to rhyme so

[@fionna294]

Bijuu Mike: t i d d i e s David's mom: **grabs the belt**

[@june6806]

I was just playing BitLife.

[@noahraught2633]

Bijuu Mike the reason why I like your videos it's cuz you never sore it was always pretty-much kid friendly and that only made videos funnier I could watch it around my family and I won't get mad

[@hyunibinii]

WHO DARE TO DISLIKE THE VIDEO?! *NANI?!?!?!*

[@MiniPlagueDoctor]

Davids mom..thats who

[@hyunibinii]

Oh yes

[@mhm-2636]

The only thing I can think of that might get me scrub of the day... yeet

[@bluneedhead6504]

Dang I’m early but I don’t know what to say 😂😂

[@ames_7707]

There is a glitch in BitLife, I had just recently figured this out! It’s a way to time travel, but without wasting money! All you have to do, is start a new life, age up until to see an option pop-up thing, and answer whatever you want. After that, you exit out of the game (Double tap the home button and swipe out of the game) and when you get back in BitLife, you time traveled! You get set back one year. Hurry, before the *bugs* get snatched.

[@SirSplash-j9d]

The title sounds like how I’m going to be soon

[@moistsponge8007]

Ahh...I remember the day the final episode of the office came out on tv. What a beautiful day, because now I knew...I could start all over again😌

[@t-hive6795]

Early (I’m excited though) :D

[@kaietc5261]

12:17 Bijuu Mike you have been promoted to costumer😁🖐🏼 See ya

[@lovelyly1558]

a

[@_BCKT]

Gg you are first

[@electrodoggomusicz2462]

Ngl I thought that was SSSniperWolf in the thumbnail. Was anyone else like "Is ThAt SnIpErWoLf?

[@matchatea._]

4:19 Okay Mike。。。I gotta hand it to u 👏🏾 👏🏾 👏🏾 That was good😂

[@0ofersIzMyCatchphrase]

Yay! You're playing Bitlife. Been pretty long-ish since you played Bitlife.

[@gv_3374]

Keisha Jefferson: **rejects bijuu** Bijuu mike: so you have chosen death.

[@samanthafury1925]

At 1:25 - *Flashbacks to my father saying "calm your titties" purely for the sole objective of pissing off my mother.* BiJuU nO-

[@stargirl_jasmine]

YES YOU PLAYED THE NEW UPDATE 💕🤣 I have been so excited and waiting for you to play it 😃♥️ I wrote a report on the new KZbin rules I hope they decide to take back the new regulations 😔

[@legachatea1273]

Yee haw Davids mom ain't gonna be happy about this one chief

[@Afterlife_of_the_partyyyy]

Hello biju i am potato.I love your channel and im excited to say im making you fan art yaaayay

[@k.r6884]

I hope it will come out for android soon to! I cant wait to see the new update, btw i like your videos

[@nazleykakese1544]

Idk bout y'all but I'm pretty sure I won't ever stop watching bijuu, he's waaay too funny💀I haven't missed one video from him for the past few months😂😂😂😂

[@dvorakhq]

THANK YOU BIJUU MIKE FOR UPLOADING BITLIFE UPDATE VIDEOS !!!