I Went to Prison Repeatedly Due to Bad Life Choices - Nirvana

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GrayStillPlays

GrayStillPlays

Күн бұрын

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@theguythatasked6400
@theguythatasked6400 5 жыл бұрын
“Your oven is no longer ovening” The technical term “ovening” is amazing
@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame
@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame 5 жыл бұрын
Tahmas LOL, the tech support has no other way to define it, it seems😅
@jmurray1110
@jmurray1110 5 жыл бұрын
I think you mean your closet is no longer heating your clothes
@undefined771
@undefined771 5 жыл бұрын
1Kth like
@undefined771
@undefined771 5 жыл бұрын
1000th like
@silverdarksilver609
@silverdarksilver609 5 жыл бұрын
NERD I’m just kidding :)
@sneezu
@sneezu 5 жыл бұрын
"death just got lucky, if i was 60 years younger _i would have beat his ass_ " my fav gray quote so far
@prowlersx5131
@prowlersx5131 5 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame
@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame 5 жыл бұрын
big goober death feared Gray😂
@ColinTimmins
@ColinTimmins 5 жыл бұрын
If I can manage to live to 100 that’ll be my grave marking...
@qwertasdzx6991
@qwertasdzx6991 5 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhh u sayed a potey word oooohhhhhhhhh
@sazuna4024
@sazuna4024 5 жыл бұрын
Very high up there definitely!
@trashbeetle5121
@trashbeetle5121 5 жыл бұрын
"These round-tip vibrating swords are mine now!" *You were too happy.*
@hanna-eg2nm
@hanna-eg2nm 4 жыл бұрын
i just burst out laughing and my mums like 'yo you good'
@the_cursed_7775
@the_cursed_7775 4 жыл бұрын
I literally felt pain to my stomach laughing
@louisebabe9378
@louisebabe9378 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@randomcommenter7900
@randomcommenter7900 4 жыл бұрын
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
@uselesslemon9858
@uselesslemon9858 4 жыл бұрын
H m m m m m m m m m m m m m
@unicorn69
@unicorn69 5 жыл бұрын
**Lets a guy sleep on his bed then he doesn’t do anything** Gray: “What the hell, he was actually a good person?”
@aromanticfranziskavonkarma
@aromanticfranziskavonkarma 4 жыл бұрын
@Adison Desmarais *OH GOD-*
@SpairM
@SpairM 4 жыл бұрын
Curly Bug well hello there, fellow Hamiltrash
@thelocalnecromancer1224
@thelocalnecromancer1224 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, we watched the video as well.
@PadmeNaberrie
@PadmeNaberrie 5 жыл бұрын
I got to 93 years And my last words were "This is bullsh*t"
@lollipop96537
@lollipop96537 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@unitedstatesofamerica3016
@unitedstatesofamerica3016 4 жыл бұрын
I mean the last time I died I said that and I rose up from the dead again,
@tomhardy2621
@tomhardy2621 4 жыл бұрын
This seriously is bullsh*t 😂😂😂😂
@tomhardy2621
@tomhardy2621 4 жыл бұрын
I made a joke UwU
@shinpowerpelt
@shinpowerpelt 3 жыл бұрын
i also reached 93, with my last words being 'That b****'
@HurricaneBlade1
@HurricaneBlade1 5 жыл бұрын
"Clair is like, the worst name for an assassin." Wouldn't that technically make it an amazing name for an assassin? The whole point is they never expect it.
@isaiahf-d846
@isaiahf-d846 5 жыл бұрын
no because you're not broadcasting your name to your targets or I hope you're not
@potato.h330
@potato.h330 5 жыл бұрын
Well it would if you meet people who are or related to cops. Nobody thinks of assassins having a cult and naming the child Clair. Do they now?
@isaiahf-d846
@isaiahf-d846 5 жыл бұрын
@@potato.h330 still doesn't matter like they're not gonna find out if you're an assassin based on your name alone other than finding out your history and relations which your name won't help you with
@BustThatNutChallenge
@BustThatNutChallenge 5 жыл бұрын
It doesn’t beat Maximo the Exterminator
@HurricaneBlade1
@HurricaneBlade1 5 жыл бұрын
@@BustThatNutChallenge Nothing should be allowed to beat Maximo the Exterminator.
@neonstuff655
@neonstuff655 5 жыл бұрын
"you call it blood I call it human paint" That is smart...
@chalkwarrior5542
@chalkwarrior5542 5 жыл бұрын
is it sad that i thought the blood was from the people Clair killed
@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame
@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame 5 жыл бұрын
LucyEstLex i thought it was ketchup
@blue_decay3781
@blue_decay3781 5 жыл бұрын
I’m guessing you’re both men
@ipapachubbs8609
@ipapachubbs8609 5 жыл бұрын
@@blue_decay3781 Oh man, can't think of anything else it could be.
@neonstuff655
@neonstuff655 5 жыл бұрын
@Nguyen Pham just why?
@claire0528
@claire0528 5 жыл бұрын
"Claire is like, the worst name for an assassin" I guess this isn't the career for me then.
@polarratt3214
@polarratt3214 5 жыл бұрын
Keeps the career, lives to 94 and has to be taken out by the Reaper himself!! lmao !!
@voidyll5582
@voidyll5582 5 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry, the Clair in the game doesn’t have an e
@donflamingo8375
@donflamingo8375 5 жыл бұрын
Are you by any chance related to Ben Shapiro.
@MattJDylan
@MattJDylan 5 жыл бұрын
The Claymore manga proves otherwise though...
@phylliswheelerd5709
@phylliswheelerd5709 5 жыл бұрын
Claire Shapiro My sisters name is Claire :P
@Wolfdette
@Wolfdette 5 жыл бұрын
“Did I die just because I wouldn’t stop living?” Well... yeah. That’s life
@kaysteed9540
@kaysteed9540 4 жыл бұрын
I love ur profile pic!!
@truemaggot7472
@truemaggot7472 5 жыл бұрын
I actually spit out my drink in laughter when he picked said “you’ll never catch me alive, I’m a ninja” then it said “you got caught alive” absolutely died xD
@nataneryyyyy
@nataneryyyyy 3 жыл бұрын
69
@di4doesstuff792
@di4doesstuff792 3 жыл бұрын
70th like 😈
@Kid_Cat64
@Kid_Cat64 3 жыл бұрын
@@di4doesstuff792 you fool, i'm luigi
@sagegreen7385
@sagegreen7385 3 жыл бұрын
You’ll never catch me alive! *proceeds to death*
@franktidepod8724
@franktidepod8724 5 жыл бұрын
Gray: "I managed to kill four different people in 75 years." *_T h o s e a r e r o o k i e n u m b e r s_*
@Mazj559
@Mazj559 5 жыл бұрын
Frank Tidepod yea we now he’s killed billion this is nothin
@susimpasta2817
@susimpasta2817 5 жыл бұрын
@@Mazj559 r/youngpeopleyoutube
@comicreader3875
@comicreader3875 5 жыл бұрын
@@Mazj559 r/ihadastroke
@tofuuuuuuuuuuuuu
@tofuuuuuuuuuuuuu 5 жыл бұрын
We gotta pump those numbers up
@pastelstalker
@pastelstalker 5 жыл бұрын
Has he not seem these beautiful assassin skillz?
@brinonymousredacted3809
@brinonymousredacted3809 5 жыл бұрын
“More Psychopathic fetuses Damnit” Yep that sounds like a typical sentence from gray
@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame
@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame 5 жыл бұрын
brinonymous Redacted fetuses born with Freddy Krueger's nails
@brinonymousredacted3809
@brinonymousredacted3809 5 жыл бұрын
@@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame freddys backstory in general
@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame
@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame 5 жыл бұрын
brinonymous Redacted and it's a nice one here
@balazscsotai8354
@balazscsotai8354 5 жыл бұрын
Or any Florida Man by that matter
@addiemariesimon1356
@addiemariesimon1356 5 жыл бұрын
hey grey i have a challenge for you that puts complete misery for sims and would be hysterical for us and is completely up your alley please make a video of this k first create 6 adult sims and 2 boys who are kids name the adult sims... janitor, maid, butler, mother, house cleaner and mop bucket and name the 2 kids .... Finn and Jorge (to represent Finn and Jorge from Disney bunked they were the 2 messy and gross characters on the bunked show ) make the kids life spam extremely long then the adults but also give the adults a pretty good life spam change the traits of the adults to .... hate cleaning, lazy, hate children, and make it so that way all characters have these types of character traits then change the character traits of the kids to ... messy, not responsible, lazy, and traits like these create a house that has a kid bedroom for each kid and a master bedroom for the mother and a small bedroom for each adult sim and have 3 grills and 3 stoves and 3 big drink bars and a fire system with tons and tons of sprinklers especially around the stoves and grills and make it all on one floor and make it as tight space as it can get and have everything fit inside the house do not put any showers, toilets, baths, sinks, dishwasher, trash cans, refrigerator, pools, washer, dryer, fireplace, candles, fireworks, closet, wardrobe holders, mirrors, or anything like these once everyone is inside the house lock the doors for everyone and give all sims the minimum amount of clothes as posable and once you hit start make sure that send all of the adults to make a different grand meal then have each adult make 6 drinks each then let the fun begin i promise this will have you nonstop laughing and through out the day the more and more you think about it it just gets funnier when you replay it in your mind trust me this had me laughing all day long
@elgibby5
@elgibby5 5 жыл бұрын
"Soup smells like a dead corpse." As opposed to what, a living corpse? Great video as always, Gray! Thank you for all the laughs.
@muhammadfahmi2664
@muhammadfahmi2664 5 жыл бұрын
Yes a living corpse or called a zombie.
@mobcrusher99
@mobcrusher99 5 жыл бұрын
Wait... how does he know what a dead corpse smells? And isn’t saying dead corpse irrelevant because all cropses are dead
@isaiahf-d846
@isaiahf-d846 5 жыл бұрын
@@mobcrusher99 he's an assassin and the undead
@zyno3411
@zyno3411 4 жыл бұрын
I hate living corpses
@WannaAstro
@WannaAstro 4 жыл бұрын
MobCrusher99 redundant if that’s what you meant
@prof.sleeper
@prof.sleeper 5 жыл бұрын
At the mugging part, Claire was just like “Right back at you buckaroo” P.S. Yes, I do know it’s a dead meme but I just wanted to say it
@revenevan11
@revenevan11 3 жыл бұрын
She pulled an uno reverse card lol.
@hauntedlust
@hauntedlust 5 жыл бұрын
"A kid is trying to steal your toys!" Me: doesn't care "A kid is trying to steal your food!" Me: *Time to get the knife.*
@Gigglehoundz
@Gigglehoundz 5 жыл бұрын
Mídñíght Kuñ Accurate
@raidarthegunwizard4520
@raidarthegunwizard4520 5 жыл бұрын
Well, food is important to live so that's legit
@Vampparition
@Vampparition 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@gewibit7919
@gewibit7919 4 жыл бұрын
“ Someone slapped you “ *shrug* “Someone’s stealing your food!” *turns neck 360*
@hauntedlust
@hauntedlust 4 жыл бұрын
@@gewibit7919 xD
@googlepoodle5814
@googlepoodle5814 5 жыл бұрын
You need to make a Sim named Maximo the Exterminator, and have him marry Clair the Exterminator in a home of murderers.
@smallsingingelephants
@smallsingingelephants 4 жыл бұрын
Google Poodle yesssssssssssss 😂
@tomhardy2621
@tomhardy2621 4 жыл бұрын
Yasss! Oof I'm late UnU
@beatrixashen3586
@beatrixashen3586 4 жыл бұрын
@@tomhardy2621 acctualy your not late your fashionably early
@ashleybarker5919
@ashleybarker5919 3 жыл бұрын
YAAAAAAWWWWWSSSSSSS
@china-rj4pg
@china-rj4pg 3 жыл бұрын
Ok
@Bambi58
@Bambi58 5 жыл бұрын
“It means I’m ready to bear your children” Eleven year olds when one direction was big
@stopstealingmyname3452
@stopstealingmyname3452 4 жыл бұрын
lol it was true in my school i was so confused why they were like that lmfao
@simi5558
@simi5558 2 жыл бұрын
lmaoooooo
@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024
@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024 5 жыл бұрын
" 15:27 when you're such a good assassin the grim reaper himself had to deal with you
@aesirofgames
@aesirofgames 4 жыл бұрын
How did those two meet? Maybe that’s why chara jumped into the mountain, too much space war.
@Cobrablood16
@Cobrablood16 5 жыл бұрын
"he was a skilled infiltrator... no one would see him coming" ya he didnt see that truck coming either
@ballooncutter7626
@ballooncutter7626 5 жыл бұрын
Me: Mom can we get bitlife? Mom: We have bitlife at home Bitlife at home:
@kirstya3108
@kirstya3108 4 жыл бұрын
Balloon Cutter 😭😂
@jdddff
@jdddff 4 жыл бұрын
*Id be fine with it*
@therileyk1361
@therileyk1361 3 жыл бұрын
It’s If BitLife had a twin
@ashleybarker5919
@ashleybarker5919 3 жыл бұрын
"U have found some rubbery swords :D"
@usernamesareconfusing7272
@usernamesareconfusing7272 3 жыл бұрын
I prefer Bitlife mom. But this is also okay.
@Koblac
@Koblac 5 жыл бұрын
I like how the poll only has 1 non-normal response. Or normal to Gray’s standards.
@jamespedrick4566
@jamespedrick4566 5 жыл бұрын
Hello And that’s the only one that anyone picked. I love democracy. Edit: Dang it, some people picked the other ones...
@rubedito8294
@rubedito8294 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, who eats healthy these days?
@Scornbrand
@Scornbrand 5 жыл бұрын
Tbh I think it's a normal philosophical answer, confront your problems xD
@N12015
@N12015 5 жыл бұрын
@@jamespedrick4566 We're a bunch of psycopats.
@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame
@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame 5 жыл бұрын
Hello the first four are blasphemy here😂
@stormy6529
@stormy6529 5 жыл бұрын
"Your microwave is no longer microwaving" "Your oven is no longer ovening" "I'll just sell it as an unsafe safe" " I'll just sell it as a small closet" *Me dying in the corner*
@errorcluckstv
@errorcluckstv 4 жыл бұрын
your dying in a corner is no longer dying in a cornering
@Delie4
@Delie4 4 жыл бұрын
@@errorcluckstv sell it as a faulty coffin
@wisteriaaconite1132
@wisteriaaconite1132 4 жыл бұрын
@Alexandre Bizot "I'll just sell it as an antique doll"
@WW1N73R
@WW1N73R 4 жыл бұрын
your stormy is no loner stormin
@certifiedbasicbee
@certifiedbasicbee 4 жыл бұрын
Your sun is not sunning
@felinecube4953
@felinecube4953 5 жыл бұрын
So one of my cats is the splitting image of Spleens.
@superdragon0508
@superdragon0508 5 жыл бұрын
Eclectic Arbophile literally If I ever get a cat I’m naming it spleens I don’t even care
@felinecube4953
@felinecube4953 5 жыл бұрын
Worthy aspirations!
@tamarasorbo1550
@tamarasorbo1550 5 жыл бұрын
Amazing XD I love it
@tasht6072
@tasht6072 5 жыл бұрын
@Heccin Spiders lmao this made me smile for some reason
@fukkthisnewupdate8882
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 5 жыл бұрын
Eclectic Arbophile what breed is she?
@nouraelmanfoukh857
@nouraelmanfoukh857 3 жыл бұрын
"Your microwave is no longer microwaving" " Your oven is no longer ovening" *Hm yes, the floor is no longer flooring*
@ashleybarker5919
@ashleybarker5919 3 жыл бұрын
Help my window is no longer windowing 😫😫😫😩😩
@shim64
@shim64 3 жыл бұрын
The phone is no longer phoning.
@nouraelmanfoukh857
@nouraelmanfoukh857 3 жыл бұрын
The tv is no longer tv-ing
@SpairM
@SpairM 3 жыл бұрын
My table is no longer tableing, what do I do?
@shim64
@shim64 3 жыл бұрын
my eyes are no longer eyeing
@cybxrrrdiva
@cybxrrrdiva 5 жыл бұрын
Melanie Martinez’s daughter: tiffany Martinez
@cybxrrrdiva
@cybxrrrdiva 3 жыл бұрын
@Tsuyu Asui That was one year ago💀
@cybxrrrdiva
@cybxrrrdiva 3 жыл бұрын
@Tsuyu Asui it’s fine 👹🤚
@jordyndavidson3825
@jordyndavidson3825 3 жыл бұрын
@@cybxrrrdiva It don’t matter B) Props to you ✨ Lmao
@cybxrrrdiva
@cybxrrrdiva 3 жыл бұрын
@@jordyndavidson3825 🤣
@duckling_soup
@duckling_soup 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@hendog24
@hendog24 5 жыл бұрын
I need an episode of grays wife just to sit in and comment on his choices that he makes in the game
@feraldelight
@feraldelight 5 жыл бұрын
This would be EPIC!
@LilGamingYes
@LilGamingYes 5 жыл бұрын
How to ruin real lives, with Gray!
@biancacastillo64
@biancacastillo64 5 жыл бұрын
"Death got lucky" My new favorite quote
@colewhitlow9506
@colewhitlow9506 5 жыл бұрын
"We need to die in more stupid ways" Gray 2019
@friendlyneighborhoodgoblin9339
@friendlyneighborhoodgoblin9339 5 жыл бұрын
Cole Whitlow We need to keep the population down
@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame
@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame 5 жыл бұрын
Cole Whitlow dumb ways to die anybody?
@addiemariesimon1356
@addiemariesimon1356 5 жыл бұрын
hey grey i have a challenge for you that puts complete misery for sims and would be hysterical for us and is completely up your alley please make a video of this k first create 6 adult sims and 2 boys who are kids name the adult sims... janitor, maid, butler, mother, house cleaner and mop bucket and name the 2 kids .... Finn and Jorge (to represent Finn and Jorge from Disney bunked they were the 2 messy and gross characters on the bunked show ) make the kids life spam extremely long then the adults but also give the adults a pretty good life spam change the traits of the adults to .... hate cleaning, lazy, hate children, and make it so that way all characters have these types of character traits then change the character traits of the kids to ... messy, not responsible, lazy, and traits like these create a house that has a kid bedroom for each kid and a master bedroom for the mother and a small bedroom for each adult sim and have 3 grills and 3 stoves and 3 big drink bars and a fire system with tons and tons of sprinklers especially around the stoves and grills and make it all on one floor and make it as tight space as it can get and have everything fit inside the house do not put any showers, toilets, baths, sinks, dishwasher, trash cans, refrigerator, pools, washer, dryer, fireplace, candles, fireworks, closet, wardrobe holders, mirrors, or anything like these once everyone is inside the house lock the doors for everyone and give all sims the minimum amount of clothes as posable and once you hit start make sure that send all of the adults to make a different grand meal then have each adult make 6 drinks each then let the fun begin i promise this will have you nonstop laughing and through out the day the more and more you think about it it just gets funnier when you replay it in your mind trust me this had me laughing all day long
@themaddoctor1741
@themaddoctor1741 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m an artist. You call it blood, I call it human paint” is a sentence I never expected to hear today but greatful I did
@ronhelbon9916
@ronhelbon9916 5 жыл бұрын
Top 3 final words number one: "not funny" number two: "these round tip vibrating swords are mine" number three: "ill just sell it as a small closet"
@thelocalnecromancer1224
@thelocalnecromancer1224 3 жыл бұрын
what's the point of this
@leesanimating
@leesanimating 5 жыл бұрын
Please add Claire the Exterminator to the sims
@linklink3008
@linklink3008 3 жыл бұрын
*Clair
@dnvunderj
@dnvunderj 3 жыл бұрын
CLAIRE THE EXTERMINATOR Takes the competition to Death!
@ilusso_it
@ilusso_it 3 жыл бұрын
Google: did u mean simp?
@silverthehero1295
@silverthehero1295 5 жыл бұрын
Spike TV: Had a show called 1000 Ways to Die. Gray: *cracks knuckles* “Hold my beer.”
@feraldelight
@feraldelight 5 жыл бұрын
YES!!! 🤣
@williamfalls
@williamfalls 5 жыл бұрын
Seth MacFarlane: *makes Million Ways to Die in the West* Gray: *dies from not liking Death's joke*
@s0LLagal
@s0LLagal 5 жыл бұрын
no it's hold my Bud light
@gracerogge9768
@gracerogge9768 5 жыл бұрын
"Claire the exterminator cares not about her unibrow"
@saoirsemcglynn9586
@saoirsemcglynn9586 5 жыл бұрын
Same quote of the year
@crowsandm2263
@crowsandm2263 Жыл бұрын
I played Nirvana recently and now they have a Nightmare life pack - where you’re literally born into a living nightmare, with haunted dolls and werewolves and cults that will turn you into a virgin sacrifice. Seems like something you’d like, Gray! (the game mode, not the actual sacrificing…obviously)
@xxdarkparadise
@xxdarkparadise 5 жыл бұрын
"Is this like, a good rare, like winning the lottery? Or a bad rare, like.. I dunno, gonorrhea?" I'M DONE
@MoonPatch
@MoonPatch 5 жыл бұрын
We're back with the only KZbinr that can have the same intro template for every video and still be funny...it's GrayStillPlays. NEW VIDEO DAMMIT
@343sinbad
@343sinbad 5 жыл бұрын
yes cuser its awesome damit :) :D
@plasmaticlmao
@plasmaticlmao 5 жыл бұрын
“More phycopathic fetuses damnit!” Love it
@milqueteaa
@milqueteaa 5 жыл бұрын
Psychopathic *
@plasmaticlmao
@plasmaticlmao 5 жыл бұрын
Enakoii >:(
@travisertl8231
@travisertl8231 5 жыл бұрын
“He asked you politely for your money but he has a knife so you should be careful” reminds me of the time I got jumped by a guy with an empty bottle, and after he hit me with it he just stood there, so I just ran away...
@jedispiders7204
@jedispiders7204 5 жыл бұрын
Never before have I witnessed such an epic reaction to a first period
@notcool4801
@notcool4801 5 жыл бұрын
I edited this comment so the replies make no sense
@bukowskifamily7728
@bukowskifamily7728 5 жыл бұрын
Hundredth like
@catharticreverie
@catharticreverie 5 жыл бұрын
he doesn't have to be alive while naked in the street
@notcool4801
@notcool4801 5 жыл бұрын
*sees amount of likes* what the hell happened here?
@raidenmosier2488
@raidenmosier2488 4 жыл бұрын
This happened to me but my mom also moved in with me after they got divorced
@salemmuhammad3536
@salemmuhammad3536 4 жыл бұрын
@@catharticreverie makes sense
@scooterboii4145
@scooterboii4145 5 жыл бұрын
I just started watching and not even 10 seconds into this video I hear “We’re back in the only game where you can die at age 5 from your heart exploding because your a psychopath...” that’s when you know it’s gonna be a good video
@ChaoticUrges
@ChaoticUrges 5 жыл бұрын
8:16 Let's hope he wasn't someone she was interested in having a kid with
@addiemariesimon1356
@addiemariesimon1356 5 жыл бұрын
man do i feel bad for that kid that kid is going to be depressed and suicidal from the second born
@ZirconiumPantsTeardown
@ZirconiumPantsTeardown 5 жыл бұрын
No one: No one ever: Gray’s fans: TO SOLVE PROBLEMS YOU STAB THEM!
@Wm7forthewin
@Wm7forthewin 5 жыл бұрын
lol
@mobcrusher99
@mobcrusher99 5 жыл бұрын
That is the only way to solve problems. All other forms of solving problems are meaningless
@ZirconiumPantsTeardown
@ZirconiumPantsTeardown 5 жыл бұрын
MobCrusher99 XD
@addiemariesimon1356
@addiemariesimon1356 5 жыл бұрын
hey grey i have a challenge for you that puts complete misery for sims and would be hysterical for us and is completely up your alley please make a video of this k first create 6 adult sims and 2 boys who are kids name the adult sims... janitor, maid, butler, mother, house cleaner and mop bucket and name the 2 kids .... Finn and Jorge (to represent Finn and Jorge from Disney bunked they were the 2 messy and gross characters on the bunked show ) make the kids life spam extremely long then the adults but also give the adults a pretty good life spam change the traits of the adults to .... hate cleaning, lazy, hate children, and make it so that way all characters have these types of character traits then change the character traits of the kids to ... messy, not responsible, lazy, and traits like these create a house that has a kid bedroom for each kid and a master bedroom for the mother and a small bedroom for each adult sim and have 3 grills and 3 stoves and 3 big drink bars and a fire system with tons and tons of sprinklers especially around the stoves and grills and make it all on one floor and make it as tight space as it can get and have everything fit inside the house do not put any showers, toilets, baths, sinks, dishwasher, trash cans, refrigerator, pools, washer, dryer, fireplace, candles, fireworks, closet, wardrobe holders, mirrors, or anything like these once everyone is inside the house lock the doors for everyone and give all sims the minimum amount of clothes as posable and once you hit start make sure that send all of the adults to make a different grand meal then have each adult make 6 drinks each then let the fun begin i promise this will have you nonstop laughing and through out the day the more and more you think about it it just gets funnier when you replay it in your mind trust me this had me laughing all day long
@okialy9636
@okialy9636 3 жыл бұрын
10:34 "i burn you?" "you melt me."
@ahyesexistence1586
@ahyesexistence1586 4 жыл бұрын
15:35 This is the most badass woman on planet earth. Staring death down and telling him his joke wasn't funny
@matthewboire6843
@matthewboire6843 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely insane to do that. Gray will die early in the next life as punishment for annoying the grim reaper
@BennyLlama39
@BennyLlama39 5 жыл бұрын
Gray: "In fact, how do I even have a house? I was in a cardboard box." Me: I thought your character was in prison. 🤔
@HALberdier17
@HALberdier17 5 жыл бұрын
But they were in a cardboard box before they went to prison.
@sunkiller5682
@sunkiller5682 5 жыл бұрын
ben trimble and he was sent to jail for running someone over which makes you wonder where the HELL did he get the car
@panthor109thabest7
@panthor109thabest7 5 жыл бұрын
@@sunkiller5682 probably his assassination targets car and house
@lebondi2752
@lebondi2752 5 жыл бұрын
Remember that he made a business out of cardboard boxes as houses
@aundersave
@aundersave 5 жыл бұрын
8:01 “Yes this is totally my blood”
@saoirsemcglynn9586
@saoirsemcglynn9586 5 жыл бұрын
Totaly
@somedamnthingidfk9644
@somedamnthingidfk9644 5 жыл бұрын
I’m a girl. Game: The boy you like says you have a bloody stain on your pants. Me: I feel you Clair
@renakunisaki
@renakunisaki 5 жыл бұрын
Tell him it's the blood of your enemies. Or, my autocorrect suggests blood of Jesus.
@Tirryna
@Tirryna 5 жыл бұрын
@@renakunisaki XD!!!! Good grief!!!
@Tirryna
@Tirryna 5 жыл бұрын
Every young girl's nightmare.... luckily, when you get into about your late 20's it's more about the stain than embarrassment...
@saoirsemcglynn9586
@saoirsemcglynn9586 5 жыл бұрын
She probable just sat on her enemy's in trump
@rm2915
@rm2915 4 жыл бұрын
I would've said "You're next"
@tlouitas
@tlouitas 3 жыл бұрын
“I’ll just sell it as a small closet.” -my short-ass sister after coming out
@LevonBlueoak
@LevonBlueoak 3 жыл бұрын
Damn
@legendofgaming3851
@legendofgaming3851 4 жыл бұрын
I love how it took him a year to grab someone's arm
@JeevesAnthrozaurUS
@JeevesAnthrozaurUS 5 жыл бұрын
Last words of Clair the Exterminator: Not funny, didn't laugh
@smellslikechicken6622
@smellslikechicken6622 3 жыл бұрын
Bet she said it about callmecarson being not funny
@datpixiegirl1920
@datpixiegirl1920 5 жыл бұрын
"Howdy." - I just KNEW death was a fellow Texan! He definitely has a concealed carry license.
@potatopants4691
@potatopants4691 5 жыл бұрын
Praise gray for uploading a video every day for literal years
@KnellMortem
@KnellMortem 4 жыл бұрын
7:55 Ubisoft: But wait, that’s illegal.
@chrisbourquin5771
@chrisbourquin5771 2 жыл бұрын
Only 4 people were killed. I didn't expect to see such rookie numbers from Gray.
@cosmicwolfstar2349
@cosmicwolfstar2349 5 жыл бұрын
Gray is back with more ways to kill people :> Edit: WTF? What with the likes? 🤣👌
@tnott_gabee
@tnott_gabee 5 жыл бұрын
Amen brother
@johnkeating2198
@johnkeating2198 5 жыл бұрын
YAY can't wait!
@aaazedo9460
@aaazedo9460 5 жыл бұрын
Rubbery flapy colorful sword killed someone só...... Yeah ,more ways to kill poeple
@alexanderthegreat3444
@alexanderthegreat3444 5 жыл бұрын
I keep liking and unliking this comment i dont know why but I'm not gonna stop
@cosmicwolfstar2349
@cosmicwolfstar2349 5 жыл бұрын
Alexander the great 123 That’s what we call dedication.
@lain-ih6jj
@lain-ih6jj 5 жыл бұрын
I was going to do a nirvana pun, but nevermind.
@Snxzzy
@Snxzzy 5 жыл бұрын
bruh sound effect #2
@thatthinginaplace5709
@thatthinginaplace5709 5 жыл бұрын
NO
@MattJDylan
@MattJDylan 5 жыл бұрын
I actually really liked the joke 😂
@sarah28370
@sarah28370 5 жыл бұрын
Hey, wait!
@the_loud_one9883
@the_loud_one9883 5 жыл бұрын
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaasssssseeee
@EhrenCG
@EhrenCG 5 жыл бұрын
1:36 Sounds... EXITING? Guess I'd better leave!
@sennlukas
@sennlukas 4 жыл бұрын
"You were born to a cult of assassins." Gray: best life for a child. * *laughs in Zoldyck* *
@arcalyte4905
@arcalyte4905 4 жыл бұрын
*Laughs in getting the reference*
@AppulightningYT
@AppulightningYT 3 жыл бұрын
@Verris *laughs in not getting the reference*
@sennlukas
@sennlukas 3 жыл бұрын
@@AppulightningYT *laughs in superior bloodline and train of thought*
@eggnogperson
@eggnogperson 5 жыл бұрын
"That's the best name I've ever had in my life!" Grey - 2019 Ah yes, I've just been born and have had a single name so? Technically the Truth?
@thelocalnecromancer1224
@thelocalnecromancer1224 3 жыл бұрын
@@Mirrorman12 shut up you stale bread slice
@16taysia
@16taysia 5 жыл бұрын
@12:40 he was NAKED! WHERE WAS HE KEEPING HIS MONEY?! 😂😂😂
@mandohunter8509
@mandohunter8509 6 күн бұрын
Prison pocket Always keep it where they least expect it
@crocadillius6418
@crocadillius6418 5 жыл бұрын
3:25 “this is the way”
@captain_kadaver
@captain_kadaver 5 жыл бұрын
An event in the haunted house will start a zombie apocalypse
@charlescalvin6281
@charlescalvin6281 4 жыл бұрын
6:36 Your house is no longer housing.
@saltywafflez5133
@saltywafflez5133 5 жыл бұрын
I’d love to see what Gray would do in Bitlife.
@omilloharris7945
@omilloharris7945 5 жыл бұрын
"My oven just stopped ovening" Grey 2019
@omilloharris7945
@omilloharris7945 5 жыл бұрын
"My air conditioner is no longer air conditioning
@sunkiller5682
@sunkiller5682 5 жыл бұрын
EnderNoob 21 Gray: my oven is no longer ovening
@itsbea3859
@itsbea3859 5 жыл бұрын
"I went to prison repeatedly due to bad life choices" is my favourite Nirvana song.
@ginathecookie
@ginathecookie 5 жыл бұрын
Did someone with Depression write this game because they keep dying from "You were too happy."
@jacksetliff1829
@jacksetliff1829 5 жыл бұрын
"A little hepatitis never hurt anyone!" That's amazing!!!
@0RatedChess
@0RatedChess 4 жыл бұрын
“Yay!” “You’re too happy!” Truck: Here’s comes Johnny!
@nocount7517
@nocount7517 5 жыл бұрын
13:28 Cougar level: Sabertooth.
@TheFlipsta97
@TheFlipsta97 5 жыл бұрын
Is you account a reference to AC for answer? That's awesome!
@nocount7517
@nocount7517 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheFlipsta97 Yes. Yes, it is.
@TheFlipsta97
@TheFlipsta97 5 жыл бұрын
@@nocount7517 Awesome.
@reloadinnn
@reloadinnn 5 жыл бұрын
I'm glad KZbin recommended u to me
@sunkiller5682
@sunkiller5682 5 жыл бұрын
IshmE another joins the cult of gray.
@reloadinnn
@reloadinnn 5 жыл бұрын
@@sunkiller5682 yes
@bkpskits359
@bkpskits359 5 жыл бұрын
Im suprised , he gets demonetized so often that that never happens 😂
@SnailSlugSlut
@SnailSlugSlut 4 жыл бұрын
10:00
@Figure8_bd
@Figure8_bd 5 жыл бұрын
(Gets blood on pants) IM READY TO BEAR CHILDREN!
@lalah3924
@lalah3924 5 жыл бұрын
12:04 How could the naked guy pay you when you found him naked? He definitely stole something.
@revi2364
@revi2364 5 жыл бұрын
4:04 A cardboard box? METAL GEAR SOLID INTENSIFIES
@phoenixwright784
@phoenixwright784 5 жыл бұрын
Clair the exterminator should become a new reoccurring character on the sims, as one of the few rivals for Florida Man.
@cyruszzz4836
@cyruszzz4836 4 жыл бұрын
1:43 Exciting* it was exiting lmaoo-
@kaibustamante2260
@kaibustamante2260 3 жыл бұрын
2:28 I want ALL the Naruto fans to like. Including me
@aishxnel
@aishxnel 3 жыл бұрын
No one has ever managed to make me smile at the deaths of toddlers. Until 2021, when I found GrayStillPlays… And died from being too happy…
@TheBogbo
@TheBogbo 4 жыл бұрын
3:01 “sharing is caring and I don’t care”
@matthewboire6843
@matthewboire6843 Жыл бұрын
- gray
@dogogamer4180
@dogogamer4180 4 жыл бұрын
0:57 Literally any man's reaction to this 😂
@cheesewizard8943
@cheesewizard8943 5 жыл бұрын
How are there so many people commenting within 21 seconds
@bobbobby344
@bobbobby344 5 жыл бұрын
Magic
@Nick-od5gi
@Nick-od5gi 5 жыл бұрын
They horny
@the_loud_one9883
@the_loud_one9883 5 жыл бұрын
I know right are they just in with him JK
@edog6504
@edog6504 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@Lilycade
@Lilycade 5 жыл бұрын
they like to say first quickly
@maceespanol6392
@maceespanol6392 3 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Not even a single soul: GrayStillPlays: Michael Cocks 11:13
@JordanSantiago
@JordanSantiago 5 жыл бұрын
6:52 MAXIMO THE EXTERMINATOR, YOUR LIFE ENDS HERE
@katpersona982
@katpersona982 4 жыл бұрын
Grey: I got my first kill at seventeen! Killua Zoldyck: That's cute
@LHT_YT-TIKTOK
@LHT_YT-TIKTOK 4 жыл бұрын
5:17 Honk The Horn. H E H H E H .
@commentsection-chan
@commentsection-chan 5 жыл бұрын
How did you miss the Assassins Creed thing at 2:52 That was so funny
@Ellie_420
@Ellie_420 2 жыл бұрын
Hiding with some strangers
@basikk6723
@basikk6723 5 жыл бұрын
What I mostly hate about his videos is when he *ENDS IT*
@rajnikroriya8896
@rajnikroriya8896 5 жыл бұрын
I love this games. Please play more
@kokichiouma1062
@kokichiouma1062 3 жыл бұрын
You: I WAS BORN INTO A CULT OF ASSASSINS Me: My name is Killua Zolyck. I come from a family of assassins.
@gamingandstuffwithdinos1386
@gamingandstuffwithdinos1386 4 жыл бұрын
7:45 no the chicken is medium rare
@blacknipple9913
@blacknipple9913 5 жыл бұрын
Is it weird that I know no one has completed this entire video without skipping though. Edit, the video was posted 3 minutes ago for me
@sunkiller5682
@sunkiller5682 5 жыл бұрын
Black Nipple bish I am offended that you think I don’t watch all of grays videos in their entirety absolutely offended
@mobcrusher99
@mobcrusher99 5 жыл бұрын
I watch through the whole video... don’t you? (Looks like death is going to get lucky again) JOKE
@isaiahf-d846
@isaiahf-d846 5 жыл бұрын
you don't watch the full video?
@matthewhayward6072
@matthewhayward6072 3 жыл бұрын
imagine the parents finding their kid dead with a bunch of those lmao
@ellasophia2651
@ellasophia2651 4 жыл бұрын
Nirvana actually has a nice story line. Highly recommend playing through completely.
@a.kitcat.b
@a.kitcat.b 3 жыл бұрын
The video should be called "My last words were, 'These round-tip vibrating swords are mine now!' " and many other fantastic quotes from Gray!
@dinosaur7775
@dinosaur7775 5 жыл бұрын
At 0:24 thats my teachers name Tiffany Martinez i see her at period 2 and 5
@siyoko9730
@siyoko9730 5 жыл бұрын
When they sent him to the hole and stuff isn't that breaking the amendment that says no cruel or unusual punishments???
@quivviae
@quivviae 5 жыл бұрын
Naomi Lauzè must be living on Neptune
@siyoko9730
@siyoko9730 5 жыл бұрын
@@quivviae No, but seriously read the amendments... 😂
@thedonsteryt9499
@thedonsteryt9499 4 жыл бұрын
1:29 what? My name is Maximo the Exterminator? That’s the best name I’ve gotten in my life! Me: wait, we only get one name every life. So how is that the best name you’ve ever gotten?
@Moonlit-Sorrow
@Moonlit-Sorrow 3 жыл бұрын
Not necessarily. Some people legally change their names for various reasons, and also, it’s possible to have a nickname that’s used so frequently it becomes almost like a second name. I know you were kind of joking and all but yeah a lot of people actually have many names XD
@shaggy4667
@shaggy4667 4 жыл бұрын
"Death just got lucky if I was sixty years younger I would've beaten his ass" ~GrayStillPlays, 26 Nov 2019, on *how to outsmart the Grim Reaper.*
@havingteawiththedevil
@havingteawiththedevil 5 жыл бұрын
If i were born into a family of assassins, I’m living my absolute best damn life.
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