I went to space and I will never be returning

[@lopsided6393]

I always knew charborg would suffer a cosmic/eldritch fate since the day I first heard his faint little voice

[@economicallyunviablekitten]

his damnation to the endless cosmos was inevitable after he slew Bill.

[@sleep170]

Obviously, who wouldn’t?

[@TheManThatCan1002]

Constant screaming as soon as you start the vid lol

[@lokiweb2165]

Endless floating

[@SnowyMountainQuantum]

P pi

[@spudmanii]

5:38 I watched this full stream and Criken trying to do this bit over and over, but doing it wrong every time, and Charborg trying to do it back and never understanding was so fucking funny I can't explain

[@JEMA333]

thats desperate "SHOOOTT MEEE" when he starts floatin off into space has me dead 😭😂😂😂

[@derpin3576]

I'd rather someone shoot me to death instead of floating off to the vast nothingness, just waiting to die, slowly. What a fucked up way to go honestly.

[@ericgolightly8450]

💀

[@SKIT..CENTRAL]

I pissed myself laughing when he said that 😂

[@JEMA333]

@@SKIT..CENTRAL bro i just watched it again😩😭😭😭

[@JEMA333]

@@SKIT..CENTRAL literally crying it caught me off guard cus i forgot i had already seen this video😭

[@newtybot]

I love how they got tethers immediately and even found out you could attach them to yourself to free up your hands and just decided to ignore them during the antennae sequence

[@brokesmoke101]

I love how Charborg tells chat to let him know if his audio is peaking, while during the intro of this video he's absolutely annihilating it by screaming incessantly.

[@ruth-annefrench2720]

The fact that I get to experience charborg lore, like the mcdonalds snorkalator - makes this so much more enjoyable.

[@tensho4]

The part with the mechanical arm had me in tears, watching Charborg trying to survive a man-eating machine was just too much for me.

[@clown482]

the part at 35:02 when charborgs legs are captured by the claw and he ends up hanging on to the rope for dear life just gets me every time.

[@frenziouss]

Charborg immediately getting lost in space as the video starts is all i need to know its gonna be a good one

[@YourDad-dh6fj]

I was a leashed child, only after I started sprinting up to strange old women to hug them and also to touch their neck wrinkles (i would call them wobbles and play with them on my grandparents, it was like my favourite thing) Small town so soon all the old people knew the feral child trying to touch their neck wrinkles.

[@Notsbaby]

some children realy are just born weird

[@spacewardtossah]

@@Notsbaby fr

[@vangoghsseveredear]

For the first time, I hope this is made up

[@YourDad-dh6fj]

@@vangoghsseveredear sadly it is not

[@poggerman9661]

@@YourDad-dh6fj Do you still do it?

[@Rilagooma]

I, too, would want someone to shoot me the moment I started hurtling towards the black empty void

[@superdummygummy]

GUMMY BEAR BROTHER

[@jetex1911]

A bullet beats waiting until the radiation or oxygen loss gets me.

[@RandomInternetStranger]

@@jetex1911 You say that, but oxygen deprivation typically leads to hallucinations and euphoria, so idk bro I think having the best and last trip of my life before eventually passing out would be pretty fuckin sick

[@jetex1911]

​@@RandomInternetStranger You aren't wrong, but considering astronauts usually have 100 minutes of oxygen to work with, that's still an hour and a half roughly to wait for. I'd rather it be quick than slow & drawn out all alone in space.

[@juliette1374]

@@RandomInternetStranger Until you hallucinate a bloody corpse hurtling at you and grabbing your helmet, smearing blood all over your helmet window as it groans a gurgling scream in your ear.

[@Concerned_Custodian]

Criken actually gaslighting Charborg is fucking hilarious

[@stevethebarbarian9876]

Criken *would* be the type to try to do a meme in real life with someone who doesn’t know the meme.

[@Awesomewarrior12]

Why is would in bold

[@DevilJhoMama]

@@Awesomewarrior12 that's what i'm sayin'

[@Elle...]

@@Awesomewarrior12 because it’s the emphasized word. It’s to clarify that it’s a confirmation rather than a hypothesis, like instead of saying “yeah I could imagine him doing that” it’s saying “of course *_he_* would be the one to do that”

[@WeepingSlayer]

6:25 "A flashlight, no your thinking of a...a.." "Don't" 💀💀💀

[@normalman6078]

That had me dying 😭 😭 😭 I played it back twice just to make sure I really heard that.

[@clarinetbubbleface8655]

Looks like charborg forgot the paramount rule when going to space, “That in space, no one can hear you scream”.

[@Piirsmos]

…in space

[@charlafox5701]

I was a leash child because I ran away a lot and one time in Sears, I ran away and got into the managers office and colored on all his papers with a highlighter I found

[@enoughofyourkoicarp]

22:03 I can just imagine this being a real scenario, "Hold it there, my show only has another half hour to run." "You got it, boss..."

[@Atlas.Brooklyn]

Charborg, Jerma, Ster, and Criken would be the ultimate blunt rotation group.

[@mr.sexyman123]

I dont think there's a room on earth to contain that kind of feral energy lol

[@orfeo793]

throw Buck into the mix and it would be world ending

[@MorfsPrower]

Buck would turn that group to chaos and I'd be there for it

[@Supercohboy]

@@MorfsPrower Brendaniel could add to it as well, by trying to add some semblance of sanity and fucking it up himself in the process as he turns manic mid-sentence a few minutes in

[@youtubecensorship842]

@@Supercohboy No.

[@natemorse8047]

Man I love when these two do shit together. Their combined energy just hits in the right way. I would watch a sitcom of them just having zany antics. They'd be up to some scheme and Plum would walk into the room and for some reason they'd both be sweaty and there'd be like a bunch of greeting cards that they seem to be frantically signing and they'd just freeze as she walked in. I'd watch that.

[@jettisonantics]

You can tell the time in space by looking at the earth, like you tell time on earth by looking at the sun. Also time exists in space is the way that things still happen on a linear progression. As in, seconds can still pass.

[@MorfsPrower]

Time as a linear construct only helps so long as you can perceive and accurately keep it. It's like December in Alaska; telling the time is paramount when you don't have a sun to go by. Without it you'll never know by yourself. But when you're not in the Sol System, and you're careening through Andromeda, time is irrelevant until other people establish it together. Earth-relevant time becomes moot after about Neptune or so.

[@somdudewillson]

@@MorfsPrower You still want to know when to eat lunch and when to sleep, even if you're careening through Andromeda.

[@LinkTheHero]

Relativity went out the window with this

[@silkhenge]

Lol chat said "no matter", and char made a whoosh joke perfectly with that. Bless you and your dad humor.

[@Average_Dirt]

This is why they have to go through years of training!

[@Reth_Hard]

But when people are retarded, it's useless to spend time and money on training them so it's better to just skip this extra step.

[@Cassadi92]

32:27 the feedback loop just adds to the experience 😂

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

I just watched crikens video, havent laughed that much in ages. Now i can do it again but even longer, thank you charborg. Your videos are genuinely the highlights of my days

[@lucaspryor520]

The combination of them being in outer space TV and the sheer terror as they float into the cold nothingness had me rolling

[@2theMax86]

Charborg's videos usually involve taking on character personas & telling a story and those are hilarious but just their genuine conversation, both trying to figure out how to tell a complicated joke... new level of top tier content

[@rednefarious6968]

I've never heard of a snokilator but I will say that restaurants do pump their food smell through vents out the sides and given how much the kitchens in these places smell of nothing but oil, grease, and fryer scrapings I can assure you there's some kind of trick or filter thing going on because that smell vanishes once you go inside, and you smell radiant lobby food, then the back-waft of kitchen stank if you have a nose that can identify it. And every kitchen stank is different by chain too. BK- Frier cakingings and rot MickyD's- A bigmac beyond it's 8 hour half-life Popeye's- coldness and raw chicken Subway- A doctors office, extra lettuce Please, add from your own experiences, I've sworn to sooner take up crime than return to food service so my list ends here.

[@hotsimon3939]

This video was so insanely hilarious, I haven’t laughed like this in ages.

[@jamesklark6562]

I was a leash child and it was mainly because I had a tendency to wander. Like I'd be out exploring the woods most the time at home to the point that I'd stock provisions at the bases of trees and pretty much have expeditions that lasted more than a few days. All I gotta say about it is sedentary life is kinda hell, kinda been eyeing up vans alot lately.

[@eggsandpencilscrisis9498]

20:56 "You're thinking of Chris Redfield- *becomes R2D2*"

[@trixiebewitched]

I was a leash child. The reason I was a leash child was because my parents didn't want me to walk off trails or cliffs when we went hiking, I was like 3 and they just wanted me to be safe so they got me a leash backpack. It held my snacks and juice, I was kept safe, it was a win/win.

[@MilesTailsProwerfan9]

I like how Charborg kept saying "theorized" like he ran experiments to figure that restaurants use artificial smells, when all it would take to find out if it was real was a search engine. Though he seemed to think it was more extreme like mind control. XD

[@malicmarrow4726]

this was the funniest thing i have ever watched. my throat is like a charcoal pit its so dry because i laughed so hard im in tears

[@bubblesrbubbles]

The fucking snorkelator - I'm losing my mind

[@cashriney369]

Chrbrg just blurting out “boner” during the hot tub joke made me actually start running out air because I was laughing

[@GunPowderPie]

29:45 the last M&M at the bottom of the packet gaining sentience and fighting back.

[@thewolfstu]

2:30 Space is the absence of Matter, in essence void. Heat and Temperature are based on the vibration, the molecular state of matter. Thusly, Space has no temperature, space only has the absence of temperature.

[@Birb_nerd]

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@UncannyLiving]

Oh my god yes, 40 minutes of new Chr, I am saving this for tonight before bed. Literally I have the best sleep when I have a nice bowl of heated up apple crisp with ice cream on top while watching chrbrg and then once I finish the dessert I turn off the light, lay on my side, and laugh and vibe until I eventually fall asleep. My favorite videos are the McDickie games like hard time, when chrbrg has a random outburst of demonic violence I laugh out loud

[@C_R_O_W]

I like this comment

[@moss_fetttt]

this hits hard

[@havviiii]

This guy gets it

[@Erin-000]

which is your favorite? I need a few more out loud laughs

[@aarepelaa1142]

Regular apples are better.

[@Guran.M]

Charborg is right about the scent part, You can literally drive passed Mcdonalds with your window open and you can actually smell the food some good feet away, I smell this alot during my high school days because my school is near a McDonald's so I always smell it outside of my school.

[@tmsplltrs]

In my country it's actually illegal to build a macdonalds near a school, because kids will be too tempted.

[@goblong]

I've got a Burger King and McDonald's near me with competing scent bubbles. It's truly impressive what humanity can achieve.

[@Guran.M]

Indeed though as impressive as it is, The fact that i dont know WHERE THE MCDONALDS IS ANNOYS ME BECAUSE I WANT CHICKEN NUGGETS BUT I DONT KNOW WHERE FAST FOOD JOINT IS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA >Starts going insane

[@goblong]

@@Guran.M I get it, sometimes you want the Burger King burger, but you don't want to end up with Burger King nuggets. It's a tumultuous and confusing world out there, if you're not careful, you might end up at Wendy's.

[@Guran.M]

>Wants a Mcdonalds because of the smell >There's no Mcdonalds, Only Burger King. >Enters Burger King only to see Wendy's with Jack-in-the-box orders *My Sanity Dwindles*

[@sugahbearteehee]

20:57 Criken’s scream is killing me 😭

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

As a leash child it was because i tended to skitter off at lightning speed if i wasnt tethered and my kid is the same way so when the time comes they too will be leashed to me its also just a safety i dont want to lose my kid because i blinked to long or looked in a different direction for a nano second for most people im pretty sure

[@gavinduke2107]

4:40 I am not a leash child but I work at a hobby store. We have a toy section and oh god every time I see a leash child come in I know I’m going to be cleaning for the next hour

[@BeanutButterBoy]

dude, charborg is so damn funny. the banter at the start had me in tears.

[@Mr.Fish126]

can we take a moment for the camera man because he had the balls to float around in space with a camera just to film this video?

[@kee5699]

ever heard of trained professionals?

[@JeritHD]

That last part with the claw was the most I've laughed in a while. What a great start to the year

[@wesleyward5901]

34:00 I uniroincally spat my drink out at this. Only Charborg and Criken could make me laugh that hard.

[@uhohmemebiggestboy212]

I was a leashed kid because I would wonder off a lot, later in life I'm finding out I have ADHD so yeah that makes sense, I barely remember being on a leash though, most memory of it is the feeling of it elastically pulling me back and I would use that to like fly backwards that was fun as hell

[@Killson12]

Love this game, so glad you decided to play it AND PLEASE PLAY MORE

[@SeanMcGehee]

Good God your laugh is always so infectious, in a good way

[@RazorRevenge]

I was a leash child. My mom used to literally tie a rope around my waist because I was so fast and would run off in a second. Didn’t have any negative effects on me, I don’t remember it even, but mom talks about it all the time. She’s actually so mad she didn’t think up marketing child leashes because using one on me worked so well lol 😂

[@kingCosmicHunter]

This was one of my favorite streams because seeing you crying of laughter and fear by criken grabbing you with the Crane made me cry of laughter 😂

[@shadowblade5018]

I love the idea of astronauts in space start screeming the moment they are not holding something and just free floating

[@golfcartlmao]

charborg and criken: unravelling the subliminal marketing schemes of major corporations one aneurism-inducing space mission at a time

[@CreamTheEverythingFixer]

The episode of the Simpsons CHRBRG picked was the one where Poochie gets introduced as a character and then he dies in space. A fitting choice.

[@raccoon.hajime]

"SHOOT ME, SHOOT ME!!!!"

[@ZechariahFoley]

2:40 My head hurts but... Space does actually have a set time. Its supposedly 5 hours ahead of New York's. They label it as UTC 0+ oxo humanity is weird...

[@DestinyPogChamp]

"Time effects the ocean but not space because the ocean is on earth" I'm sorry, what. While time is a human created concept, the idea of time isn't just stuck to earth alone, time is a universal law. For example, how long does it take for the moon to go around the earth? How long does it take for the earth to go around the sun? How old is the earth? How old is the moon? I know this is probably something I should just ignore, but I see no reason as to why I shouldn't explain time for funsies.

[@nerdmachine5551]

you actually can get back to the ship after flying away if you do a swimming motion with your arms and legs. Still terrifying though. Love this game

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

That only works if you put the game on an easy mode, otherwise you’re f**k’d!

[@genericname4583]

The moment that charborg had an existential crisis and started solving theories of space and time 💀💀💀💀

[@superhamsniper4487]

you can mesure the temperature in space appearantly, you just need to use a special way of mesuring the few particles that are in space, mesure what their average temperature is, and stuff, something liek that.

[@GiveToastBack]

the fact he was being grabbed while holding on for dear life was so entertaining

[@ChaseSBE]

"Dallas we have a problem" "I NEED A MEDIC BAG"

[@tisisonlytemporary]

The astronauts trying to work out a simple game while operating with complex gear is such comedic irony

[@immaturity8313]

oh what i would give to be the mission control listening to all of this on a mic as they try to set up a satellite

[@ares395]

'There's no time in space'... this one hurt

[@sammibrown6326]

This stream was absolutely iconic

[@gronkusbonkus]

“You can complain al you want but a shark not gonna snay oh my bad”- charborg 2023

[@alfredandersson875]

Time is not a human construct, it’s often regarded as either the fourth dimension or one of 3 observable constants in our galaxy.

[@PC_PATTY]

Deep sea submarine to spaceships. What a leap in careers

[@PinnePon]

Watching them disagree even though they agree is so funny

[@crisperstorm]

I still never got over how in one of your TTT videos he said your name like it was the first time he ever met you

[@gh0stee56]

i have never been brought to actual tears from laughing so hard in the first 30 seconds of a video before i just keep replaying it

[@friend610]

charborg’s double voice made me feel like i was under laughter gas dude

[@OldSlimJolo]

its 5 months later and i fell for snorkellator once communication on discord stops, chrbrg immediately thinks criken is trying to murder him

[@nonameshots3926]

To be fair, most of the time Criken IS trying to murder him

[@ShaneT5S]

That last couple minutes of screaming was the best thing I’ve seen in such a long time

[@Nevaduh]

this whole video is the hardest ive laughed in a long time charborg and criken are the best CCs

[@someoneunusual7186]

If you have a fear of sharks, remember that there are more incidents of New Yorkers biting others than sharks biting humans

[@colorblockpoprocks6973]

that smell machine is like a real thing, disney parks use it a lot i think. i didnt know that fast food restaurants could have something like that but i guess yeah id believe it lol

[@howdydobuckeroo1204]

I heard from my mother that I had to be a leash child because I would always run to who knows where. I never even remembered.

[@leontrotsky9268]

The reason you can’t measure the temperature of space is because temperature measures the heat of matter, space does have matter that is dense enough to have its heat measured.

[@yakunitahasdied2479]

is no one gonna talk about how charborg made the most fire beat ever

[@abzabza2]

25:43 McDonald's? Oh, you're thinking of Vkusno I Tochka

[@funx24X7]

This is like armageddon except instead of sending oil drillers to blow up an asteroid they sent improv comics to fix our tv reception

[@Pyro_enthusiast]

The plot of season 8 episode 14 of the Simpsons is Krusty the Clown threatens to stop broadcasting The Itchy & Scratchy Show because the cartoon causes his ratings to nosedive during that segment of his show. Cartoon producer Roger Meyers convenes a focus group to discover why The Itchy & Scratchy Show has lost its appeal. In the focus group, Lisa explains that the characters have lost their impact on audiences after being on the air for so long. Meyers decides that the cartoon needs a new character: Poochie, a dog with an "attitude" who surfs, raps, and plays electric guitar. At Bart and Lisa's suggestion, Homer auditions for Poochie's voice and gets the part. To promote Poochie, he and voice actor June Bellamy (the voice of Itchy and Scratchy) make several publicity stops, where they encounter the show's hardcore fans. Homer invites his friends and relatives to watch the first Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show. However, the cartoon is full of asinine antics, with none of the show's trademark violence. Unimpressed by the manic Poochie character, Homer's friends say little as they leave. Meyers decides to kill off Poochie, but Homer resolves to save him. In the next recording session, Homer goes off-script and implores the audience to give Poochie a chance. The show's production team appears moved by Homer's plea. However, when the episode airs, Meyers has dubbed over Homer's voice, Poochie gets clumsily removed from the short, and a handwritten intertitle explains, "Poochie died on the way back to his home planet." The studio audience cheers as Krusty displays an affidavit swearing Poochie will never return. Homer feels betrayed but attributes the affair to the fickle nature of show business. The network then runs classic Itchy & Scratchy; Bart and Lisa laugh before deciding to watch something else.

[@lizardking9649]

Thanks man

[@mgkoll6119]

This stream felt like a podcast

[@pingpongo69420]

I looked into the smell thing, the smells are caused by the food chains product consistency when it comes to product, aka if there are 20 McDonald's in your city, they are all making the same foods, made from the same ingredients, same herbs, same fats, sugars ect. all cooked and assembled using the same products, so the smell coming from the kitchen would also be the same throughout each individual shop.

[@burgersquinn]

crikens rampant disregard for the sanctity of human life is bone chilling

[@MistaSkilla692]

The absolute horror in that articulating arm was a thing of nightmares

[@Vanilla_desu]

You always manage to get me to laugh, even on the darkest days

[@VegitoJawbreaker]

Weird comment in a funny man comment section

[@goteboi8678]

Ur based

[@DelStinky]

Hope you feel better soon homie 💕

[@blunt0matic]

Funniest video ive seen all day glad you did a long format gunna have to follow your twitch fosheezle

[@Swamp_Hound]

its been a very long while since a youtube video literally had me crying from laughing so hard

[@noox13]

As someone who lives right next to a McDonald's and In-n-Out, I dare not open my windows.

[@ostenbelew6499]

This has to be the funniest vid I’ve seen in a while

[@gefehede7783]

5:03 that's kind of wholesome. Speak to your parents guys and girls.

[@theglitchcounter264]

Please don’t involve your parents in your holes.

[@shuddabinswollode]

so glad i started watching this channel

[@NicuMapping]

22:25 killed me

[@KaneS-e1k]

2:40 Wow. Most intelligent conversation Charborg has ever had

[@E_________________]

At the start both are you are just contemplating space and time, and next you're role-playing as a mother and umbilical cord.

[@gunnerdude2004]

"A perfect vacuum has no temperature, as there is nothing in a vacuum whose temperature could be measured. So, in essence, you cannot technically measure the temperature of outer space. Yet people say that space is cold."

[@Evolutionstrigger]

6:24 Oh I know what you were thinking of