I Will Answer Every Single Question in the Comments of this Video.

This is gonna be painful unless nobody comments but that would also be painful you should subscribe to release my pain this is a cry for help
sorry for the clickbait, I didn't want to resort to it but I REALLY want views lol

[@Red_Static]

Enter your comments below Edit: comments are now closed, thank you for everybody who commented (but also i hate you)

[@remaiinsee]

When are you gonna oil up, give feet picks, and tell me your credit card and cash info?

[@gfhfguafu78i7y4iyw]

when are you going buy the nick eh 30 skin in fortnite

[@TopazToken]

dawg its only 434 comments, you got this bro

[@MrDioUltimate]

have you lost your sanity in the process of answering all these questions?

[@Red_Static]

@@TopazToken only 434 is a crazy statement

[@WryLentoBean]

With all of your reasons stated neatly in a 5 paragraph essay in MLA format, Which is better: Curly fries or Crinkly fries?

[@cyby124]

your evil

[@WryLentoBean]

@@cyby124 😂

[@MajesticPotato501]

curly are ok sometimes, but sometimes they just dont taste good. but ive never come across crinkly fries i dont like

[@WryLentoBean]

@@MajesticPotato501 me too, but im interested in what he thinks

[@vic-h4v]

Two trains, Train A and Train B, simultaneously depart Station A and Station B. Station A and Station B are 252.5 miles apart from each other. Train A is moving at 124.7mph towards Station B, and Train B is moving at 253.5mph towards station A. If both trains departed at 10:00AM and it is now 10:08, how much longer until both trains pass each other? (i hope someone gets this reference.)

[@cyby124]

thought i heard this question from a show called the the mysterious benedict society. but i am not too sure

[@stargroup6665]

If you got stuck in a room with 3 exit doors, with a challenge to get out of the room, and 2 other rooms with animals, to hunt for food, and a room with 370 liters of water, to drink, the first doors challenge is that there is a timer above it set to 2400hrs (100 Days) after that timer finishes, the door will open and you will be free! The second door is a hallway what will take around 10 days to get to the end of, remember you will need the supply's like water, and food so you don't starve to death, or you could choose the third door, where there is a button which will start a challenge, where you will have 5min to find 1 keys in a human sized maze, then once you get the key, you must take it to where you started in the maze, then you will be free to go! So red static, which one of the doors are you choosing, you are an underrated creator, so I hope maybe this will boosted the algorithm, and help you get more popular, Goodluck, I will subscribe!

[@r3dor]

In no less than 250 words, describe why Alvin and the chipmunks was a goated movie.

[@Poofy3999yt]

Given the current state of knowledge and the rapid advancements in theoretical physics, cosmology, quantum mechanics, and related disciplines, how would the development and empirical validation of a comprehensive and all-encompassing unified field theory-which successfully merges the fundamental interactions of nature, namely gravitation, electromagnetism, the strong nuclear force, and the weak nuclear force-reshape and revolutionize our understanding of the universe's inception, such as the conditions preceding and during the Big Bang, the subsequent inflationary period, the formation and behavior of cosmic structures including galaxies, stars, black holes, neutron stars, and planetary systems, and the dynamic interactions within these structures, particularly considering phenomena such as gravitational waves, quantum fluctuations, and the role of dark matter and dark energy in cosmic evolution, while also addressing the complex interplay between quantum mechanics and general relativity in extreme environments like singularities and event horizons? Moreover, how would the integration of these fundamental forces influence our comprehension of the microcosm, including particle physics, the behavior of elementary particles, the mechanisms of particle interactions as described by the Standard Model, and the potential discovery of new particles or forces, alongside the implications for high-energy physics and the operation of particle accelerators and detectors, with special attention to phenomena like quantum entanglement, superposition, and the potential for new states of matter or exotic particles? In what ways would this paradigm shift impact the broader fields of astrophysics and cosmology, specifically in refining our models of stellar evolution, supernovae, gamma-ray bursts, cosmic microwave background radiation, and large-scale structure formation, as well as enhancing our understanding of cosmic inflation, the anisotropies observed in the CMB, the baryon asymmetry problem, and the synthesis of elements in the early universe and within stars, while considering the potential for observable effects in ongoing and future astronomical observations and space missions? Furthermore, what would be the practical technological applications and societal implications of mastering such a unified field theory, especially in terms of developing new energy sources, propulsion systems, communication technologies, and medical advancements, and how would these technological innovations affect global economies, geopolitical landscapes, and environmental sustainability, including potential ethical dilemmas, regulatory challenges, and the equitable distribution of benefits and risks? Additionally, how would this profound leap in scientific understanding influence philosophical inquiries about the nature of reality, consciousness, free will, and the human condition, potentially challenging or reaffirming existing metaphysical frameworks and worldviews, while also considering the potential impact on religious and spiritual beliefs, the search for extraterrestrial intelligence, and the future of space exploration and colonization? Finally, in light of these transformative advancements, how should educational systems, scientific institutions, and policy frameworks evolve to foster interdisciplinary collaboration, promote public understanding and engagement with science, and ensure the responsible stewardship of knowledge and technology, considering the long-term aspirations of humanity and our place in the cosmos, the preservation of our planet and its ecosystems, and the ethical considerations inherent in wielding such profound scientific power?

[@Stone-luck-IS-real]

Yesn't

[@cyby124]

good luck red staic LMFAO this dude wrote a whole book

[@JohnnyPretzel]

What's your favorite color. Explain why it is in atleast 500 words.

[@Topch3ll]

Laird: Pure research provides us with new technologies that contribute to saving lives. Even more worthwhile than this, however, is its role in expanding our knowledge and providing new, unexplored ideas. Kim: Your priorities are mistaken. Saving lives is what counts most of all. Without pure research, medicine would not be as advanced as it is. Laird and Kim disagree on whether pure research... A: derives its significance in part from its providing new technologies B: expands the boundaries of our knowledge of medicine C: should have the saving of human lives as an important goal D: has its most valuable achievements in medical applications E: has any value apart from its role in providing new technologies to save lives

[@abhinavprem5309]

Do you want to get backshots from Gojo?

[@TopazToken]

How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?

[@JeansJones]

corkscrew

[@real_tyr0q]

JAWBREAKERJUICE SPOTTED IN WILD LIFE

[@HexoC711]

What is your motivation for life and what are your goals?

[@Chicken_coop-l1g]

My goals is to be seaten by a chicken

[@leogaitsgorypiano8870]

What is the nature of the rational points on elliptic curves, particularly in the context of their geometric and algebraic structures? How are these rational points defined, and what significance do they hold in the broader study of elliptic curves in number theory? How do the properties of the group of rational points, such as their rank and torsion structure, contribute to our understanding of these curves? How do these rational points relate to the analytic properties of the associated L-functions, especially in terms of the complex analytic behavior and special values of these functions? Additionally, what insights can be gained from these connections in number theory, specifically through the framework provided by the Birch and Swinnerton-Dyer conjecture? How does this conjecture hypothesize the relationship between the rank of the group of rational points on an elliptic curve and the order of the zero of the L-function at a specific point, usually at s=1? What are the significant milestones and results that have been achieved in the effort to prove or understand this conjecture, including contributions from the work of prominent mathematicians and key mathematical tools such as Galois representations and modular forms? Furthermore, what are the broader implications of the Birch and Swinnerton-Dyer conjecture for other areas of mathematics, such as algebraic geometry, arithmetic geometry, and the theory of modular forms? How does the conjecture integrate with or influence other major conjectures and theorems in these fields, such as the modularity theorem (formerly Taniyama-Shimura-Weil conjecture) and the Gross-Zagier formula? What potential future directions might research take in this area, and what are the current open problems and challenges that mathematicians face in advancing our understanding of the relationship between elliptic curves, rational points, and L-functions?

[@Topch3ll]

1 question per person

[@leogaitsgorypiano8870]

@@Topch3ll Oh, my bad. Answer this one instead. How do the rational points on elliptic curves, defined through their geometric and algebraic structures, contribute to our understanding of these curves in number theory, and what is their relationship to the Birch and Swinnerton-Dyer conjecture, which links the rank of the group of rational points to the order of the zero of the L-function at s=1, and how have milestones, such as Galois representations and modular forms, along with broader implications and future research directions, influenced this field?

[@Westsidegunn_lover]

Feet picks when?

[@Westsidegunn_lover]

@Alextheanimator974 I’m praying 🙏

[@lissakendall4297]

Wtf is wrong with you?​@@Westsidegunn_lover

[@melongelato]

If two trains are on the same track headed towards one another Train A is going 50 miles per hour While Train B is going 50 kilometers an hour assuming there's no wind and both trains left the station at the same time What is most likely to be yelled out by the passengers on Train A? Is it A: All of the above B: Help! C: Nooooooooooooo! Or D: Look out!

[@Hystine]

recite the entire LAWS OF MALAYSIA FEDERAL CONSTITUTION in Fluent JAPANESE without breathing , then procced to donate half your lunch money to American gun safety foundation . failing to do so will result 10 years mildly inconvenience bad luck .

[@didymos03]

whats ur fav show and why (watch attack on titan, it's peak even for non anime watcher)

[@didymos03]

btw this is the smartest video idea i've ever seen

[@Pac1fic]

don't over work yourself, though this concept is really cool :) How do you imagine yourself in a few years after reading this comment?

[@amomus9212]

What motivates you to make videos?

[@ybat4bei295]

question 413: which part of world war 2 was your favourite

[@yulizardarwis5769]

Say there's a self driving car with a passenger in it. The passenger sets the car so it goes above the speed limit. Therres an incoming pedestrian walking in a zebra cross and he forgets to look around for any passing cars. The car will hit the pedestrian if it doesn't stop, but if it stop, the car will swerve to a ditch, killing the passenger instantly. Which should the car save, the passenger or the pedestrian?

[@TacobellSteakhouseBurrito-v6d]

Who are you more down bad for, Loona from helluva boss or Roxanne wolf from FNAF????????????

[@bh4vvy33t]

How tf do you decide which college to go to if they're all pretty cool

[@VV_Uzi]

Is Lil uzi vert the best artist to ever exist..? (if not... dont step outside your house without bracing yourself}

[@wcic]

what is your fav cornstar?

[@Coolguy0800]

Do you have an interest in learning how to solve a Rubiks's Cube?

[@BoomCatOfficial805]

@@Coolguy0800 best toy

[@rocknrob1n]

What's your favorite U.S. commander from the Quasi War?

[@FindingNeumo]

Are you going to be a youtuber because your making videos or are you going to make videos because your a youtuber?

[@notspectra]

Hello mr "Red Static", or should i even call you THAT.. john. I KNOW WHAT YOU DID JOHN. You took her from me, she was my whole life. Laura... WHY JOHN. anyways i only have one question for you, john, red static, whatever i should call YOU. One question: Why did you do it. Why john. Give her back. Please.

[@notspectra]

(im gonna be honest i just found you in my recommended)

[@TheDarkNuggett]

pls answer me with this question but. if u could have one night with madison beer but u have to have it with one of your friends to, would you?

[@flamesinfinity]

What's your dream career???

[@zettey5744]

What’s your bank information?

[@LEYTHLEGACY]

What are your thoughts on AI taking away human creativity? Art and Music can now be made in seconds with AI, soon it'll probably be the main thing that we listen to and record labels will exploit it. AI will take away more jobs than it creates and when we're left with so little jobs, obviously the pay is going to be less, as inflation also goes up. Do you think we're heading to societal collapse in the next 30 years? Or AI Singularity?

[@mankaa1094]

Mclaren 765LT or Ferrari 812 Competition?

[@bristlesub2791]

Have you ever played sports? If so what was your favorite sport?

[@baconheadhair6938]

he did riocket leaguers

[@hridansherpa7232]

you should try beatboxing and i mean it!

[@Yemeno45]

If you had a dream collaboration with any youtuber, who do you think would be the most beneficial and why? (Mr beast because of numbers yes, but would you get a lot of long term viewers...idk so please try to make the answer interesting)

[@MasterMan893]

If you were fighting 11 sentient chicken tenders, would you rather be a Big Mac (no ketchup,) or a medium sized pepperoni/mushroom half&half pizza pie?

[@GizmoChemChem]

I've got this problem on steam with Fallout New Vegas, where the game randomly shuts off for no reason while I'm playing, that actually led me to finding this video, do you have this same issue, and if so do you know how to fix it?

[@NateMan-u2n]

What was your hardest video to make, and what was in your opinion the best video you made so far in your career

[@IcouldntthinkOfagoodname-nt5kv]

Can you do the thug shake 🥺👉👈?

[@62mainstreetnewarknj58]

What is the skibidi rizz ohio gyatt faum tax baby gronk rizzing livy dunne?

[@playinzegame]

Whats the square root of your girth multipled by your length divided by the curvature of your balls?

[@WhaleBuilder]

Can you shoutout to the Roblox game: Build A ship To Survival's Island?

[@sugar_snow4276]

do you like my ferrets (sugar and snow)

[@Saturn959]

In a race who do you think wins: Flash or Superman?

[@BoomCatOfficial805]

Do you like Metroidvanias?

[@davidjiang1538]

whats some games or series that made you cry? (mine was team fortress 2)

[@AidenHere]

Have you removed a mountain in minecraft survival

[@ibrahimwashere]

if you could time travel to the date 11/9/2001, 5 minutes before the incident, wyd?

[@certified_wiseposter]

how long do you want to live for?

[@Nu_gen_eration]

Would you rather be drenched in poop but be eating cake or eat poop but be drenched in cake?

[@aly7632]

what is consciousness, and where does feeling and emotion come from? How do I know my red is the same as yours, how do I know that the pleasant smell of strawberries is the same pleasant smell you experience?

[@baconheadhair6938]

frim your little brain

[@Yeatsd]

are you walter whites pink bubblegum rizzler pizza party at sigma o'clock?

[@justaspeedcuber]

If the speed of light is equal to ~300,000 m/s, and there are ~100 billion stars in the milky way, who will win the 2026 fifa world cup?

[@chilldude7586]

how does the fact that you have to answer all these questions make you feel?

[@Yuansebastianermac]

What is your opinion about Geometry dash

[@Boimiless]

Do u eat ur fries with fork or hands?

[@Thestardropteam]

What's your favorite papas pizzeria game

[@ptspidey]

What do you do in your everyday life?

[@dynamik3008]

whats your favorite pokemon game?

[@KommandantPinks]

Did you eat your meals and drink your water today?

[@Xnot4in]

if you are given an option to be a furry, which fury genre/type would you be? ( You cannot choose the decline the option of not being a furry and absolutely not allowed to void this question.)

[@monkeytheloofy]

Describe your entire life from beginning to present

[@dvanteesh]

Will you collab with me?

[@mahadkhan5172]

Do you eat pens for breakfast No but seriously I hope you do better, hopefully you reach at least 1k subs

[@Red_Static]

Thanks man appreciate it

[@Thepersonthatsthere]

what is the square root of pi?

[@CaptainBasculin]

Which class and weapon combination you like the most in Team Fortress 2?

[@anyspear]

what's good dawg

[@megabored5616]

Would you rather shit a pineapple or pee a grape?

[@CursedDoniBobesTitles]

Is whale sperm the reason why the ocean is so salty?

[@hen.5136]

Would you still love me if i was a worm?

[@JustusUn]

What is your favourite Ancient Mesopotamian Civilization

[@thebestdonkeyintheworld4743]

What is your favorite skibidi toilet episode?

[@quicklime_consumer]

Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more video games or games, unlimited games, but no more games?

[@doppio-exist]

do you like jojo bizare adventure

[@FlorrioEggGaming]

what is 1+1? if the answer is 2, give me your IP address if the answer is 11, give me your cookies(sorry but they are delicious especially chocolate-flavored ones) if you don't know the answer, keep yourself safe.

[@derpduck99]

What is your opinion on the game?

[@BrodyC342]

What's your earliest memory?

[@Agent-sk7gh]

i am here commenting to see the video go on for longer. also, i've put way to much thought into this and asked my friend for help on what i should ask what Australian general between the years of 1973 to 2018 could you beat in a fist fight?

[@GigaRigger100]

What is your general opinion of furries and their community?

[@baconheadhair6938]

i think it does not matter

[@GigaRigger100]

@@baconheadhair6938 Wasn't asking for your opinion

[@baconheadhair6938]

@@GigaRigger100 i think it does not matter

[@Zenith-w6c]

How many toddlers should I feed my toaster if ethan has 6980085 pbnjs???

[@baconheadhair6938]

my nameis almost that my name is ethredge

[@HeroDoesEverything]

Do you acknowledge your tribal queen, Chelsea Green?

[@Emo6464]

What are your thoughts of Dhmis? If you have watched it.

[@NotASpam7991]

Should I make my one question an English or Spanish joke or should I make it something about the hit Indie animated series on KZbin "Murder Drones"? wait f-

[@ZawgalliniV2]

Chicken or the Egg?

[@suspiciousastronaut4743]

Will you remember me when you are big and famous?

[@joelbaldry]

What's the first video that shows up on your recommended page

[@lissakendall4297]

Hello!!! I want to know an answer to a stupid question! How tall are you?

[@goldbert]

Would you rather be pulled by a female cop or live in a forest with a bear

[@baconheadhair6938]

i would just rather a girlfriend

[@zckxic]

opinions on celtics winning the finals

[@ethan-bw8lj]

How long has it been since your father left you

[@muffylaran1288]

CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO PRONOUNCE THE LAST NAME JAUREGUI (I need you to say it for me) I CAN'T FIND ANY CORRECT SOLUTION AND ANY WAY I PRONOUNCE IT MY FRIEND SAYS IT'S WRONG PLEASE TELL ME

[@tonymold]

Whats better: wii sports bowling or real bowling?

[@Wxyk2712]

If you could commit one war crime, without any repercussions, which war crime would you choose?

[@Misterdog77]

if you were on the plane during 9/11 and knew what was happening, wyd?

[@TheCheeseManIsHereToSaveYo-x1q]

Why did you kill all those people during the summer of 1999

[@Roughsonberg]

unlimited bacon but no more games, or games, unlimited games, but no more games?

[@robloxianyoshi5527]

Is the transcendental subject the first principle of philosophy? 🤔

[@rewersjtr]

What would you choose femboy son or a futanari daughter?

[@MajesticPotato501]

what is your full home address?