I WILL FART IN YOUR GRANDMOTHERS EYES

[@EmmatheGaymer]

"im a technical genius" *2 seconds later* "the router thingy"

[@vulpes4310]

Wow, smart man

[@xornanbu]

Software engineer Callum

[@saltedpeanut1847]

@Helogigs "tossers"

[@aestheticaltwat]

Callum now works at PC Curry‘s.

[@Smokinjoewhite]

IT professional for 30 years, that is an accepted term.

[@michaelwave7523]

This is a roller-coaster of emotion

[@Emma-dv2yh]

Welcome to the vlogs

[@Chris-ce3co]

I can't explain how confused I was getting a notification called "I WILL FART IN YOUR GRANDMOTHERS EYES"

[@WombleHelmet]

the conductor from the polar express 😂

[@potatoginger7367]

this title is something else, frame it in the Louvre

[@z-rex6068]

Dan Hayton Lmao 😂

[@lc0597]

Cormac Atherton god-tier reference

[@jamiesomers3078]

Haha iv been with big C since week 1and yep BEST TITLE EVER 😂😂😂

[@danielbrown5266]

Girls in quarantine: I’m going to do some homework and chill Boys in quarantine: I’m going to cover myself in pva glue and peel it

[@ieatfoodcosifididntiwouldd4300]

I nearly died of laughter when he said he was going to eat his sister

[@notapplicable9472]

He meant eat out his sister

[@flynnyboy2592]

I almost choked on my Diet Coke when he said it

[@Arkace66]

Same XD

[@Arkace66]

not applicable 😂😂

[@AL-se6oo]

10 minutes in and I still don't know whose grandmother is going blind

[@LeoOates]

AL my gran is already blind will she see again????? Please answer

[@HiHi-jh2uz]

I would’ve liked but your comment it’s at 69 likes, you’re welcome.

[@lewisraj]

Cal saying "I'll eat my sister first" is going to get YTPd tf out of

[@leonw1693]

The title is one of the best things I’ve ever seen.

[@zyco9188]

3:03 *”Cappucino-skinned goddess”*

[@ct83oldaccount43]

Like the guy on your profile pic

[@zynoclutchfn9756]

Lol

[@joanthemad5894]

I love Callum

[@harldog]

Say what you want but he is one of the most entertaining channels on the site

[@gavinthealien_]

Harldog YT can’t even say anything bad

[@wradford1990]

True.

[@Randomstuffguy69993]

tic tac

[@wonka5611]

That was the fastest tap I have ever done after I have seen the title

[@James-tz3bn]

When is the documentary coming out Callum.

[@DMcMCProjects]

In 1000 years and 2 hours

[@thewaspprofessor4183]

Cancelled. He had to pay the production company back also.

[@cosmobawler]

@Samantha Sadhmadhi it's not

[@wradford1990]

Do you think it will be titled "The mating habits of the English Kwyjibo " ?

[@tomwilkinson105]

Girls on quarantine:"omg I'm gonna eat some snacks and watch Netflix" Boys:"I will fart on your grandmother's eyes" Edit: this comment got 420 likes NICE

[@btep8724]

diana You mean alpha males

[@btep8724]

Soviet Memer Best comment section in KZbin without a doubt

[@TemmiePlayz165]

lol

[@therealdave06]

@@btep8724 alpha males? You mean Callum

[@btep8724]

klarigi4219 Callum? You mean Eddie

[@meatball5336]

"The sun is shining and the birds are singing and quite frankly, it makes me sick". 💙

[@JRHMC]

From this episode of Callum’s corner: •Him wanting to smash a BT worker who wanted to repair his internet •Him becoming a tech expert by fixing his internet only for his dog to break it •Him wanting to cover himself in PVA glue on a live stream and shave his whole body •Him getting triggered at his dog and threatening to eat his dog, sister and guinea pig •Him raging at his niece who ate his Haribo star mix •Him threatening to sh*t in people’s mothers faces and farting in their grandmothers eyes

[@TheFakeAliG]

*Top Gear theme plays

[@wradford1990]

It's finally happened. He's lost his mind.

[@joekarpinski8392]

I've been waiting to hear this news for years

[@lh757]

The best Callum’s Corner title. The meme monkeys will love this

[@lyrony1916]

Callum: 'I'm fed up of spazmoidal meme monkeys making YTP's of me' Also Callum:

[@squareking8424]

The great depression is over, our lord and saviour has returned

[@Arkace66]

Our Lord Callum!

[@hyperfire1134]

Hello

[@jaydenfc555]

m y f a v o r i t e t i t l e

[@fionahanlon]

this guy sounds like a high pirate

[@luisthebeast8629]

0:58 Callum talking to the coronavirus cells

[@selvizhisubramanian]

K guys, see you in 7 years when this gets reccomend to millions of people

[@dudegpo1YT]

He’s gonna die of a heart attack He’s so stressed. He cracks me up tho

[@RD-uq4hg]

"some of you aren't as big or strong as me" *laughs in 6'9"*

[@RD-uq4hg]

@@Alphae21 It's not all it's cracked up to be but at least I'm not at the heights where you start to gain a disability

[@dragonfli1023]

bruh let's get a counter on how many times he shakes his head

[@BakedBeanGoblin]

The best video in the corner

[@benstocks7449]

"I will fart in your grandmother's eyes" please do, you might make her sight come back 👌🏻

[@maximilliansus6487]

-Sight-

[@williamhill5037]

-Sight-

[@nuggetw2533]

when Gordon Ramsay runs out of insults:

[@mkbcarcare]

He kept switching between his angry voice and normal like loads more, scared the living day out me lol

[@Josh-hm8yk]

Now that's a notification I never expected to get

[@Tom_S184]

Callum, we should’ve listened. You’re our saviour, will you start with a meme review?

[@setareminder4175]

thanks Callum, today was a rough day for me but your videos always manage to cheer me up! i hope you carry on making people smile this lockdown.

[@seanmccabe7164]

Hope you are ok dude

[@jayhoughton412]

I would love to see Callum’s GCSE results

[@Arkace66]

What results? Nah jk he’s actually a genius

[@thezilla3614]

@@Arkace66 he failed maths

[@PoopityScoopity]

Guys, play this at 0.75x speed so his face doesn’t vibrate crazily.

[@randomnetfiend]

I _WAS_ really worried about you Callum, a lot of us were. Thanks for the upload and I hope your internet connection is fixed and running perfectly. Love from Australia.

[@viewer7778]

One of the best titles to grace youtube

[@hyperfire1134]

Just here to say me and my mate listened to Callum and made a small stash that helped us through lockdown so thanks for the advice mate!

[@russofan4714]

Me who dosent have a grandmother: I don't have such weaknesses

[@DamianR99]

Best vlog in a while, definitely worth the wait!

[@lh757]

Indeed

[@cjsixpointfive]

Just came to check the comments to see if the title was a threat or an advertisement

[@krazykrizzlegameplays95]

6:55 “I am going to eat you”

[@wardalomari4624]

When u don’t know what to say in an argument:

[@e46_ggg]

Time for a meme review in isolation

[@DTSeal]

i just comment this soo about 10 years later this will got on everybody recommendation.

[@fabianroberntz3545]

Bloody lovely seeing you back King of the North.

[@_Mighty-9999]

Callum is a elongated eggplant

[@samraymond4464]

I love watching Callum's ego explode 😂😂

[@Emma-dv2yh]

"I didn't get much meat when I was a child my mum deprived me"

[@George19090]

I was terrified while you was gone Callum. I need your alpha maleness to guide me through this pandemic.

[@maplesyrup8725]

Guess she won’t need those glasses anymore

[@harldog]

I swear Callum deserves a knighthood

[@bhargavrokade9279]

When you can't find any point in debate

[@crustomaniac5366]

The title is all I need to sleep at night

[@cameroncook7943]

I looked up I will and this was the first thing

[@roryjackson6966]

4:12 you’re welcome

[@urmum6545]

The title made me think this was a ytp

[@JHH99k]

So this is what the tic tac that fell out of the box became

[@owan_zombie2283]

“You guys aren’t like me your weak”.👍

[@thiccphilswift4706]

Quite possibly the best title on youtube

[@multianimal7643]

Eye-catching title

[@dude_stop_alright435]

Welcome to another episode of " What youtube recommendations brought me. "

[@minibaker7]

7:43 he makes these YTPs too easy 😂😂

[@bethholingsworth4938]

Oh I dint even see that,so dirty minded you are

[@Pourmeup00]

LOL

[@maximumgaming7216]

Also did he call us WEAK DEVIL BARNEY MODE INITIATED

[@amandev6]

Lenny is actually beautiful

[@conorfensome4698]

We'll lewk into it we'll have to re-bewk it. Love the accent mate

[@mafiaverse1250]

Who else is here from memenade

[@KR15MES]

the title alone deserves a like pmsl

[@trace802]

6:17 he was so excited 🥺

[@kylechallis806]

You don’t know how quickly I clicked on this video. I have been waiting ages for this! All hail King Callum!

[@dapfcmh]

This title needs to be on another site, love the vids Cal keep it up

[@ComicToonProductions]

4:12 This part is what I came here for to see.

[@RicochetSubscribeOrYouAreGay]

Borris Johnson: gets corona virus Oval shaped mint: You guys are probably really worried for yourself without me here so I’m back. This is seriously overdue

[@siralexferguson1721]

No chance of a engineer now callum

[@harisa6822]

Callum I am a true member of the corner and love your videos, I was bored over the few weeks as you weren't posting. But now you have! I would appreciate it if you would like this mate.

[@mb-tt9hd]

I like it, does that count?

[@LeoOates]

It’s over Anakin, I have the high ground

[@redvelvetdewdrops]

it’s 2am and the title hits different. i’m in tears and i feel like a 5 year old.

[@Ghost-cu2yw]

4:11 lmfao JUMPSCARE

[@tobygawthorp8010]

'ha-ree-bo'

[@connorclarke7138]

Callum stay away from my grandmother

[@Arkace66]

He will be careful

[@efftee]

‘We’re gonna be patient’ next frame ‘BOYCOTT BT THEY ARE A BAG OF ARSE’

[@idkman8849]

The last thing I expect from Callum is a title like that 🤣

[@joanthemad5894]

I fully expect that from Callum, he's a legend.

[@deathmoths5461]

a youtuber without internet

[@mattias4958]

Who’s here form Memenade?

[@deeppurple4791]

Me

[@DannyM-m7q]

Often come back here for a laugh

[@rulesofthero8356]

When you shave all your hair off you should put it in plastic bags and sell them like what Belle Delphine did with her bathwater😎

[@Arkace66]

£6 per gram

[@captainghost7044]

Id buy it

[@piidiid7705]

Can I have

[@georgetalks.]

Great Advice Callum as always 👍. I took your advice from the start, I was the same as you, I took it seriously and prepared even before the first Brit was confirmed to have it. So Callum, let’s fight this disease together and strive to survive! Can’t wait for your next videos to come. Stay safe everyone 👍

[@michaelwave7523]

The first 70 seconds ans he's already like tearing us apart boys 😂😂

[@josephshearer8200]

What a title. Great video callum

[@judenangle8854]

You got to love how he bullys his viewers because we aren't alpha males like him

[@StrategyHD]

The world gave us a bald man with a camera and look where that got us

[@stbrb1750]

THE LEGEND IS BAAACCCCKĶ

[@anndz4295]

He is

[@g-doggo884]

"Some of you aren't the smartest, some of you are weak" Title: I WILL FART IN YOUR GRANDMOTHERS EYES

[@fugitivelemon1144]

I’m here from MemeNade

[@velocitypeasant5832]

Honestly glad Callum's finally getting to the point of shaving. It's honestly one of the best feelings having a perfectly bald head.

[@user-nz5pt9by5e]

With these title names he’s definitely got a screw loose

[@twistedguy]

I'm scared of this man

[@olliedylan1381]

“I’ve been worried - some of you are weak, and not smart...” Well, at least your modest?

[@articvibez6049]

Title alone gives me shivers

[@gamerpolice8235]

7:43 was not wise Callum

[@awesome_pow]

Oh no