"there she is, the embodiment of love, your venus!" "oh and how i hate her!" love the humour in this movie.
@marianberes8215 Жыл бұрын
One of the best scene from movie, love it as well :)
@johnbradshaw234711 ай бұрын
If that were me, I'd give her the silent treatment after the tournament.
@arjansingh3912 Жыл бұрын
"The protector of Italian virginity! The Lance that thrilled France! The Harasser of Parasa! He gave them hell in La Rochelle! The enforcer of our Lord god, the one, the only... Sir Ulrich Von Lichtenstein!" Applause. "GOD I'M GOOD!"
@flammenwurst223 Жыл бұрын
La Rochelle
@arjansingh3912 Жыл бұрын
@@flammenwurst223 Ah thank you😁
@tombowers6713 Жыл бұрын
Sir Ullllrich Van LICHTENSTEIN!!!!!!
@jonyrembo1868 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤟
@T05H18A1037 Жыл бұрын
Bro, the way he screams that last line!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@DeanOliver1964 Жыл бұрын
Man I can't tell you how much I love this movie.
@anon-il9qf Жыл бұрын
He's correct tho, why is she giving him a hard time, giving him these weird arbitrary purity tests.
@lyingcat90229 ай бұрын
Prove it… by losing
@Topprizeaddi4 ай бұрын
My favorite!!!
@TheStcyril Жыл бұрын
"Oh God... I'd rather you were blind!" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
@georgedavidson957 Жыл бұрын
Geoff: there she is, the embodiment of love, your venus ... William: ... and how I hate her!
@readsomebooks666 Жыл бұрын
Now he’s in love!
@dudeman5300 Жыл бұрын
@@readsomebooks666 nope, now he's dead.
@readsomebooks666 Жыл бұрын
@@dudeman5300 Mean! XD
@GabrielaGARAYREYES3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😢😮
@davideiceman Жыл бұрын
They should have let Robert Baratheon compete. God, he was strong then!
@marcosdillon Жыл бұрын
FETCH ME THE *LOVE* STRETCHER!! /wink
@fuckel98 Жыл бұрын
This comment tickles me pink 😂
@worker-wf2em Жыл бұрын
Personally, and this is just me, but I’d take the blacksmith or the servant over the lady whoever she is.
@georgedavidson957 Жыл бұрын
kate had her own business, pretty damn fit pounding metal all day, could drink most blokes under the table, could fart for her country, could dance and had a sarky sense of humour .... whats not to love!
@Avenus112 Жыл бұрын
Everyone would. Nobody could figure out sossamon's blip of fame or why she was an instantaneous beauty symbol.
@cohort29 Жыл бұрын
Her handmaiden went on to crush it in, “The Artist.”
@mohdluqman4681 Жыл бұрын
Thats the purpose of life isnt it?and thats the beauty in gods creation..every people see things differently..
@joogullae3456 Жыл бұрын
Hell yeah Edit:typo
@theanominous3 ай бұрын
“Withdraw, lose that way. Just don’t take any more punishment.” Roland was a true friend.
@SRDmotorsports2 ай бұрын
If you remember Roland was the little boy helper to the Jouster William was sent to stay with by his dad…so def the friendship there is real strong
@SRDmotorsports2 ай бұрын
I mean most miss that out, the scene Williams dad talked to sir Ecktor the knight who he left William with, Roland hit sir Ecktors sword by the trailer and shouted “careful with that Roland” 😂 Roland as a little kid looked like Roland of late haha
@the_legit_tsm Жыл бұрын
"There she is. The embodiment of love. Your Venus!" "Oh and how I hate her..."
@joshdowney9994 Жыл бұрын
Everybody seems to miss the point of this scene- she asks him to lose because she doesn’t know he’s originally a peasant. For her she thinks he’s like Ademar where he’s rich and been winning his whole life. She doesn’t understand he’s only just started winning. She’s not a selfish bitch, this is a very good test to see if he loves her or himself more.
@vgoodwin20889 ай бұрын
LOL. nope
@raeldri58677 ай бұрын
naaaaaa still a bitch, she should have ended it after the first match not after he almost loose his arm
@gre87 ай бұрын
Nah, she's the worst character in this film. The blacksmith is the true waifu here...
@SpartanChief016 ай бұрын
and how absolutely bat crazy most women are
@jreese24747 күн бұрын
That would work if he hadn't shown up in antique armor that the other nobles mocked. The main bad guy said something about knights from poor countries not being much better off than peasants. So she knows by her own class's standards they look down on him.
@DibbzTV2 ай бұрын
“I’d rather you were blind” 😂
@ForeverAlone-dg5qk Жыл бұрын
The last two lines are some of the best in the entire movie.
@Jhonny_Bee10 ай бұрын
3:15 - 😂😂😂 I can relate a lot on this part
@igelixo Жыл бұрын
The best joke of this film is that Paul Bettany's character is Chaucer.
@cesaralarcon5228 Жыл бұрын
For those of you who don’t know this movie is basically based on one of the tales written by Chaucer
@marocat4749 Жыл бұрын
@@cesaralarcon5228 Its chaucer but anacronistic chaucer ,that could have been there that time ..Butits based on chauser but none ofhis worksother than the title. Still great.
@zoxoor37593 ай бұрын
@@cesaralarcon5228 No, it´s definitely not :D
@thomasmcginnis3783 Жыл бұрын
(On not understanding women) "Well, they understand us. ... Maybe not _you._ "
@d.d.5731 Жыл бұрын
Do Not Shush me to Spare him Now Go!! 😝😂💕
@rcslyman8929 Жыл бұрын
And this scene's proof that the real villain of the story wasn't Adhemar.
@heyhey439 Жыл бұрын
How dare she not fulfill her cattle purpose of sleeping with the hero immediately? Females, am I right? Lmao
@jeetdhindsa Жыл бұрын
@@heyhey439I believe they're suggesting that Jocelyn's demand for William to jeopardize his career and compromise his loyalty to friends-who rely on his successes for their livelihood-echoes behaviors often seen in narcissists or those with borderline personality disorder tendencies. This implies selfishness, manipulation, and an ego-centric motive. Reducing the criticism to a sarcastic rebuttal, suggesting that calling out this behavior is equivalent to expecting her to be sexually submissive, sidesteps the real issue. It's an oversimplification that some, especially those with toxic feminist views or narrow perspectives, might use to deflect from addressing a woman's problematic actions.
@heyhey439 Жыл бұрын
@@jeetdhindsa lmao
@jeetdhindsa Жыл бұрын
@@heyhey439 yep I find it funny also that emotionally immature people think getting injured, sabotaging your dream, and betraying your friends to get acceptance is romantic. People who believe that are doomed to die alone.
@heyhey439 Жыл бұрын
@@jeetdhindsa "Doomed" lol Maybe touch grass and you'll feel better about the offensive movies.
@pladampa7 ай бұрын
I forgot he used the holy water to fux his hair. 😂
@postmodernmining Жыл бұрын
Funny thing about caring about someone....you don't want to see them hurt.
@DreamChaser1202Ай бұрын
The giy twisting the arm thing was getting revenge on Ulrich!😂
@TomKeresey10 Жыл бұрын
7:51-7:54, all I can say to that is, "OW! PAIN!!"
@jonathanmartin8113 Жыл бұрын
He didn't lose though... He lost matches, but not the tournament.
@incrediblefunk7220 Жыл бұрын
@6:47 - Jocelyn is getting SUCH a kick out of this. I love it!
@puniopenetrante Жыл бұрын
You are witness of Robert Baratheon's days as squire. YOu should see him in his days as a knight, gods he was strong then!!!
@CeltycSparrow4 күн бұрын
Can we just appreciate that Princess Jocelyn challenged William to prove his love to her by going AGAINST his masculine nature and losing the tournament for her, rather than winning, so she could see the full weight of his love...He refuses to do this, at first, but then, rather than just withdrawing from the tournament and losing that way to give her what she wants, William sits there gallantly on his horse and takes, by my count, at the very least, between 13 and 15 strikes to the chest, with the opponent's lance, without even trying to protect himself with his shield or blocking the lance or ducking out of the way....he takes the full weight of the pain, hit after hit, and even causes grave damage to his arm to prove his love for the princess. This is why she finally gives him her name and tells him to win the tournament for her. He proved his mercy to Jocelyn by showing it to the Prince and allowing the prince to withdraw with his dignity, rather than crushing him in defeat, as Adhemar would have done. Now, he proves his love by showing gallantry and courage in the face of her challenge. He is a worthy knight.
@cargo717 ай бұрын
Yes. Kate and the maiden are gorgeous, maybe more than the main girl. But here is where Jocelyn wins: 5:13
@r6-AgentScorpionParkerKRider23 Жыл бұрын
And oh how I hate her! Never fails to make me crack up. We do such dumb shit at times for the women we love. We really do guys....
@marocat4749 Жыл бұрын
The thing is as high lady she hears that all day long, plus she intervened, and just needed to know he can swallow his pride for her. Which she did why she later sentthe servant to say him that .
@alpha_q_upppdemolition90082 ай бұрын
In the beginning of the film theirs like 8 knights saying “I’ll win this tournament for you” to her
@XpLiZiTcOnTeNt7 Жыл бұрын
7:12 are they trying to pop bis shoulder back into place?
@JR-vi4rl10 ай бұрын
Kate was a much better catch than Jocelyn.
@NinjaBuddha5035 ай бұрын
When you see them, you are head over heels. Once you spend some time with them, 8:34 is the perfect reaction.
@IndiaDunham-xl7pc Жыл бұрын
Sometimes I feel like I am Orek... Well, you wanted me to loose. Now, I am... losing. More than you know. Now the devil is reaping the benefits. I don't know of any other way to show you my heart. ❤
@jacobinus5489 Жыл бұрын
i love the movie, however this is some SADISTIC love if I've ever seen it
@incrediblefunk7220 Жыл бұрын
That's what I love about Jocelyn, honestly. xD
@simonblackwell3576 Жыл бұрын
That title is hilarious 😂
@matthewlittleton0221 Жыл бұрын
I really need to get my hands on that thing they use on his shoulder
@TheLuconicАй бұрын
That really is good armor. Held up he entire time.
@MC-tm2uy Жыл бұрын
If a girl wants you to suffer/lose to "prove" your love to her...drop her and move on. She ain't it
@JoybuzzerX Жыл бұрын
She wanted him to prove he wasn't the dueche and she wasn't just a prize to be won.
He lost a few matches, but she released him from it in time to win the tournament.
@LordThree Жыл бұрын
The blacksmith girl is so much more pretty than Jocelyn
@dannielbedoyab.531 Жыл бұрын
Even her lady of honor is much prettier
@kaptainzdragon5478 Жыл бұрын
Ppft in what world?
@Mordeth0666 Жыл бұрын
And nicer.
@fefloria2 ай бұрын
your crazy
@heyhey439 Жыл бұрын
I watch this part all the time... So romantic, it gets me every time
@heyhey439 Жыл бұрын
All the fellas in these comments listing the reasons this was a bad idea on her part lmao
@Nerdy_The_Punk Жыл бұрын
It's abusive not romantic lol
@heyhey439 Жыл бұрын
@@Nerdy_The_Punk wym?
@fortetuono4068 Жыл бұрын
@@heyhey439William fucks up his arm in the process of losing, and he seems to lose several matches, putting himself in a precarious position. There's better ways for this to have happened, and demanding poetry before that was pretty entitled. I like their romance arc but there's points where it could have been a lot better on both ends.
@heyhey439 Жыл бұрын
@@fortetuono4068 That was his decision to make. He went after a high rank woman. She never told him to get hurt. But he did because he wanted her that badly.
@Creophagous Жыл бұрын
Still a great scene of his love for her haha! :)
@allthebanter9316 Жыл бұрын
Simple fix would be “my loss would not endanger my pride, but it will endanger the wellbeing of my retinue, for we dont travel with much wealth at the risk of robbery, so live off the winnings. My loss would dictate a return to Gelderland” boom, won
@ryang2573 Жыл бұрын
It's cute that you are so confident in your belief that an appeal to reason would actually work on a woman.
@allthebanter9316 Жыл бұрын
@@ryang2573 it’s sad that you think it won’t
@heyhey439 Жыл бұрын
Love isn't a debate you can win. Words mean nothing.
@allthebanter9316 Жыл бұрын
@@heyhey439 words mean a lot, that’s kind of their purpose. As for love not being a debate you can win, you clearly know nothing about medieval or even regency romance, the whole thing is a debaye
@heyhey439 Жыл бұрын
@allthebanter9316 You can say you love someone and not mean it. You clearly don't know anything about romance lol
@ahmadsultan4643 Жыл бұрын
You know jousting is very dangerous it could get you seriously injured or killed. So what she asked him to do isn't very Romantic it is very sadistic
@heyhey439 Жыл бұрын
He didn't have to lose if he didn't want to. She didn't pick the sport, she just picked the proving
@the_real_mister_ed Жыл бұрын
Your spoiler is wrong… he did NOT lose.
@prayforjonas11 ай бұрын
Ah yes, the history of simping.
@zachmoyer184910 ай бұрын
to simp or not to simp that is the question
@oeao28415 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@hddragon Жыл бұрын
Ohh, so this is was Robert Baratheon was doing before he decided to unite the kingdoms
@jonny777bike9 ай бұрын
Heath Ledger was a great actor. Too bad the demons in him killed him.
@jeetdhindsa Жыл бұрын
Jocelyn basically asks William to risk his job and hurt his friends who rely on him, even if it gets him hurt. Sounds kinda like narcissistic or borderline behavior. William going along with it seems like he's being codependent. It's wild how movies often show these unhealthy love tests as super romantic. I've been through similar stuff in past relationships, and it sucks to see it glorified.
@raulsanches3619 Жыл бұрын
Why you shouldn't simp 101
@dudeman5300 Жыл бұрын
Fr, she asks him first to lose to show his love like its funny seeing him get bashed about then she sudden wants him to win, seems a bit controlling to me.
@bulletsunderpressure Жыл бұрын
@@dudeman5300 very controlling sadly.
@heyhey439 Жыл бұрын
@dudeman5300 She's a woman in the middle ages.... He's asking her to give up everything for him
@caidenpriaulx6492 Жыл бұрын
What were they doing when twisting his arm?
@joseornelas9788 Жыл бұрын
His arm was most likely dislocated the twist was like a vice to pull the arm away.
@Nyrkes Жыл бұрын
What Jose said... Probably his elbow or his shoulder was impacted over and over to the point that it was seated wrong after all that force.
@cademurphy2498 Жыл бұрын
Putting shoulder back in socket
@GenericName007 Жыл бұрын
Uh huh and what did she do to prove her love? Typical.
@heyhey439 Жыл бұрын
Did you watch the movie? She gives herself to him afterwards
@GenericName007 Жыл бұрын
@@heyhey439 That's not doing anything lol. He had already "given" himself to her, your name makes sense now.
@heyhey439 Жыл бұрын
@GenericName007 Men and women are not the same lmao especially in those days. He could have just forgotten about her and moved on.
@GenericName007 Жыл бұрын
@@heyhey439 Love is love, time period does not change that. No woman that loves you asks you to fail the thing you love to do to prove your love. Especially when as I said she sacrificed nothing to prove hers. Her word was enough but she needed proof. Only a woman would think that nonsense makes sense. That's like asking Patrick Mahomes to lose the Super Bowl to prove his love for his wife, which again would be stupid.
@heyhey439 Жыл бұрын
@@GenericName007 If it's stupid, then he can simply not do it. It doesn't have to make sense to you in order to work. You can just not do it
@timurwilson1255 Жыл бұрын
That 'agh' was very joker
@TheRogueVandil2 ай бұрын
I had to lose to prove my love. And God help me do I hate her for it....ok, not really; but I really really want to. Ok, no I really don't. FML at this point.
@jonny777bike9 ай бұрын
Well in the next scene of the movie she is more comforting.
@bernicetam2766 Жыл бұрын
7:12 Can anyone please explain to me why his arm is in that torture device?
@csegovia884611 ай бұрын
Just me spitballing, but he probbly dislocated his shoulder a little bit with all those blows...?
@williamafton44277 ай бұрын
technically he isn't losing as he's not off his horse
@sedlyholmes3722 Жыл бұрын
Laura Fraser (Kate the blacksmith) was much more better, wish she was the love interested
@Avenus112 Жыл бұрын
Also not a professional useless person who didnt ask a professional athlete to throw a match in the profession that brought them together. Hate everything about this scene.
@allthebanter9316 Жыл бұрын
@@Avenus112 damn you must be fun at parties
@Avenus112 Жыл бұрын
@@allthebanter9316 grow up.
@allthebanter9316 Жыл бұрын
@@Avenus112 says the guy crying about a medieval romance film being about medieval romance
@Avenus112 Жыл бұрын
@@allthebanter9316 the only crying here is yours. Your words are worthless. Run along kiddo.
@sedlyholmes37224 ай бұрын
Nah im gunning with Kate the blacksmith
@pablomartinez000 Жыл бұрын
Me to
@RyanLove-ix1bq Жыл бұрын
Me too
@jonsmitt97694 ай бұрын
To each their own but Jocyln seems to be the least attractive of the 3 ladies. Blacksmith lady is a good looker, sense of humor, shrewd, and is gonna be filthy rich someday with that spring steel armor tech.
@user-sy6jf4hm3t4 ай бұрын
The most toxic part of this movie. Only a woman would seek to ruin a guy's success just to satisfy her ego.
@Reaperx4209 ай бұрын
Spoiler he won the tournament and the girl. Your title is incorrect
@juanj.smithrobertob.sarcos13475 ай бұрын
His bkacksmith is more charming than the lady.😁😆😁😆
@robnewman61015 ай бұрын
Tragicful Period Times of the 14th Century.
@iskandersharipov57356 ай бұрын
That girl is a true malevolent manipulator, I would feel sorry for William 🤔
@uluengamotuliki5469 Жыл бұрын
Still I dont call her but accept my fear
@Nerdy_The_Punk Жыл бұрын
Wow she is a horrible person lose and get horribly hurt for me. Wait changed my mind now you have to win each and every match well injured otherwise you don't love me lol
@heyhey439 Жыл бұрын
He literally didn't have to stand there and take hits. That's why she's so surprised when it happens. She wanted him to withdraw or something just to show he loves her more than himself. He's a grown boy. He doesn't have to do what she says. That was his choice.
@21Liberdade Жыл бұрын
"Losing will demonstrate your love to me, instead of how winning shows how obsessed you are with yourself" Is this the mind of an entitled 12 year old?
@uluengamotuliki5469 Жыл бұрын
That girl high
@eriklarson20665 ай бұрын
Her servant was way more attractive than her
@nicholasweigand195 Жыл бұрын
Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift
@KC-et7gk Жыл бұрын
FFS - Spoiled it for me
@tybaltmarr2158 Жыл бұрын
I would've laughed in her face, turned 360° and walked right out of that church
@runningthor1999 Жыл бұрын
Turning 360 would have had you walking further into the church, not out….
@tybaltmarr2158 Жыл бұрын
@@runningthor1999 not if you moonwalked out
@runningthor199910 ай бұрын
@@tybaltmarr2158 😂 touché
@matthewwatkins4938 Жыл бұрын
I don't understand women! Nor do I but they understand us...well maybe not *you.*
@eric_wiley5 ай бұрын
grew up watching this movie so many times' makes sense how i ended up liking women toxicas, wow
@chasemorello604 ай бұрын
🎾
@uluengamotuliki5469 Жыл бұрын
🙏
@oeao28415 ай бұрын
Jocelyn is the modern day woman
@massadinni94543 ай бұрын
No
@GabrielaGARAYREYES3 ай бұрын
😮😮😮😮😮😢😂
@piprnic15 ай бұрын
Manipulating b
@uluengamotuliki5469 Жыл бұрын
Your sound like a noun
@maikbecker-sievert578 Жыл бұрын
🖤🤍
@T-800.. Жыл бұрын
Any woman that tells you not to follow your passion aint worth it. Should of hooked up with the blacksmith lady. She's even better looking.
@heyhey439 Жыл бұрын
She didn't tell him to stop jousting lmao and I doubt the blacksmith would be easily wooed either.
@marocat4749 Жыл бұрын
Thats mark abbys shipin the movie
@oeao28415 ай бұрын
Women just play games
@chrysllerryu41714 ай бұрын
WOMEN☕
@sranbuevac40812 жыл бұрын
IN
@fer8agp Жыл бұрын
Truly, if you were to remove this "romantic" storyline this movie would be perfect
@incrediblefunk7220 Жыл бұрын
But this is the best part of that whole storyline! XD
@josiahanderson56563 ай бұрын
8:11, God i hated this, first she said he had to lose to prove that he loves her. He gets injured over and over again, then suddenly she changes her mind and says if he loves her, he will "win" the tournament. Make up your mind, it's not easy to switch things. She's not riding the horse, taking blows to the chest, risking his life, while she sits comfortably in the stands safe and sound. Honestly i would've been pissed off and call quits