I WOKE UP LIKE THIS...PAWLESS

[@IceShimmerx]

The puns in that video title. I like it.

[@tikkytokkyclips]

Me too.

[@estherishere]

Ditto

[@mydogsnameiscoco4741]

I don't even get it

[@IceShimmerx]

mydogsnameiscoco The Nicki Minaj and Beyonce song says "I woke up like this..flawless".. because he is with dogs he replaced "flawless" with "pawless"

[@Anasyub]

So punny👏🏻👏🏻💖 i punder where he got the puns from

[@darlo3796]

Who else loves Joe's Vlogs?! 😋

[@darlo3796]

😜

[@milcahutumabahutu4459]

MEEE

[@dissgodz4081]

moi

[@topcovers3952]

I Do BbAY

[@laurenhughes3295]

Meeeee !!! 😂❤️

[@briwood29]

Zoe: when you kinda know someone joe: FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@honourjta]

He knew that all too well 😂

[@youtubetrash8754]

KSI

[@summerbaby5983]

+KZbin Trash yas

[@nadiaislam5693]

when I read this zoe literally said that and I was so freaked out

[@youtubetrash8754]

+Moll Y 😂😂😂

[@leahhaynes590]

Joe is slowly becoming a beauty blogger starting with hauls..... 😂

[@leahhaynes590]

Vlogger**

[@Cait98_]

😂😂😂😂

[@ameliabarnard4870]

Lol

[@sayobeth]

lol

[@lolheydude9845]

Like his sis🙂

[@helloikykitty309]

"Oooo and it comes with a... free... picture... of attractive people.

[@helloikykitty309]

I forgot the closed bracket. What a fail

[@carmenmayar4011]

And the next shot it's on the floor hahaha :D

[@robbarnes7778]

Carmen Mayar

[@ruelhasajuel9247]

If they were attractive why wasn't Joe in the picture????

[@srishtibrahmbhatt3872]

Zj thenerd asking the real questions here

[@wiktorpieta3940]

i swear to God.. if it's a thatching set......

[@simplepurple22032001]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH I WOULD BUY

[@joshurfriend2000]

omg more people need to see this😂😂😂

[@yatamalfoy6157]

omg that would be amazing😂😂😂

[@alyanni156]

omg hahahaha

[@heathersmith3074]

THAT WOULD BE AMAZING😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bamy2741]

Joe's intros are always my fav part of the vlog haha

[@bamy2741]

anyone else love Joes intros? :)

[@lucywalker8061]

ME

[@lucywalker8061]

love ur vids btw

[@ashtonb7931]

stop self promoting. it's obvious when you comment on every you tubers channels and you reply to your own comment asking "who else loves this" so you can gain more comments, so you'll get to the top. but good luck, lmao.

[@millikami8375]

+Bamy I love this intro too:)

[@emilyr6984]

Alfie: "I use it every day" Joe: "a dildo" JOE I LAUGHED

[@Davidio2341]

Ha...

[@louisewebster8598]

I think Joe should get a group of friends and act out the potter puppet pals- the misterios ticking noise. XD

[@hollynorthshovel9620]

Louise Webster UMM YESSSSS

[@sarahrogado9898]

JOE, CASPAR NOMINATED YOU FOR THE ROAST YOURSELF CHALLENGE. DO IT FOR YOUR VIDEO THIS WEEK.

[@georgialee8224]

Josh did it as well

[@honourjta]

It needs time to go into it

[@abix6909]

I swear it was Josh who nominated him...?

[@honourjta]

+Abigail Saddington it was Caspar first

[@louises9991]

+Abigail Saddington Caspar and Josh both nominated him

[@shonaellie913]

Who else think Joe sugg is the greatest KZbinr?

[@xiibang0]

ME!

[@plutoasc8996]

MEEE !

[@ewwwaaaa]

me he's the best

[@key5302]

He's in my top 5 and I sub to over 50 people

[@petramartinjak8137]

ME

[@yb134]

Joe are you releasing headphones? (KZbinr whispers) lol

[@katierose4973]

Yes great idea!!

[@daniquef158]

Omg that was what I was thinking too!

[@danielle-tx1gc]

I think it's perfume

[@abbieosborne8560]

+Danielle Nnene same

[@karsljess8489]

Good idea, but I would say earphones since he said that they were cheaper than any of his other merch.

[@abbiesawyer6773]

"Friends with benefits" had me on the floor crying 😂😂😂

[@ciaharris9194]

I'm on holiday and I got super sunburnt. I had a shower it stung. It still does. Watching Joe really made my day a whole lot better. Like if you've had a bad or strange day and joe makes you better.

[@NathanTubeUrlife]

Not a lot of people will get to see this comment, unless you're awesome ... i hope all your dream come true (: you guys are all amazing

[@luiszapata9212]

thank you so much

[@eagle3452]

you deserve more subs

[@serch-nathantubeurlife8160]

thank you so much subbed to you lol

[@alyssadolan8423]

thank you nathan

[@dylanwilliams1136]

omg heyyy i subbed you for long time

[@Brandonio]

joe's crazy intros scare me hahaa

[@Brandonio]

anyone else?:)

[@СоняБелова-н2в]

No lol..?

[@BloshYT]

True lol

[@brookerose7651]

Same x

[@poppygrace9381]

True 😂

[@LauraClark28]

I SO THOUGHT IT WAS CONNOR FRANTA IN THE THUMBNAIL

[@samanthahetherington6232]

same

[@peytoncollier915]

Same!!!!!!!!!!

[@sierramiranda8033]

Gross

[@gamingwolf1167]

same

[@trinityhipkiss7098]

Same

[@norrisdrn4897]

It's really fun to watch all of you (Zoe, Alfie, Jim and Tanya) in just one youtube video. Just being friends and having fun will always be fun! :)

[@annalisestevens6582]

Hi Joe, i just wantd to say that i heard the radio interview u did on the Perth Australia radio station 93.7. I loved it and thankyou for doing it.

[@AM-en9rb]

Joe: see would you have done that for Tanya Zoe: Yes of course Joe: No so I clearly love her more 😂😂😂

[@meganlouise6558]

I RECKON JOE WILL MAKE A SET WITH ALL THE PRODUCTS HE HAS EVER USED FOR HIS PRANKING VIDEOS

[@miahmahogandy4381]

Oml this needs to happen XD

[@jplayzzz7950]

He was talking about Joemojis!!!!!!

[@maddyharding3423]

J Playzzz thanks, I was looking for that comment

[@yagna6894]

Is it available im apple App Store?

[@Everythingsrozy_]

When he opened the asos delivery "and it comes with a free picture of attractive people haha"😂😂xx

[@samanthaburris8779]

Joe it's okay that you haven't been on KZbin too much lately or at least I this channel because I understand that you have a life. There's no need to apologize😊 I can't wait to watch more though

[@helenelgie1597]

No views and one like already! Seems legit!

[@tikkytokkyclips]

KZbin Logic!

[@helenelgie1597]

No im on my computer!

[@xhazza_louehx6099]

+Oasis is nice You're*

[@saraalnaqbi3146]

+xhazza_louehx i sometimes write it your 😒 so just deal with it

[@celaenaashryver-galanthyni9285]

+Sara Alnaqbi Deal with improper grammar? Nah.

[@kylah.2724]

Is the big announcement shoes or something😂 otherwise I have absolutely NO idea😂

[@kelseamegan8968]

I thought it could be some sort of game of somthing

[@kylah.2724]

+Kelsea Megan maybe...all I know is I can't wait and I am definitely gonna get it😍 #TrueSugglet also it would b cool if he brings out shoes 😂

[@neveward2747]

I think it's a soundboard of Joes impressions. Usually around £1.99

[@kelseamegan8968]

+Neve Ward yeah could be , I'm defiantly getting it too 😂

[@bethhaley9358]

+Neve Ward nah cause ksi did it

[@obdamicprime2543]

at 12:23 Joe response to Alfie "Dildol" lmao I'm dead !!

[@juliagats4302]

when he was cuddling with the dog, gosh so ADORABLE

[@kiram1691]

15:35 that has to be the first time Joe's called Nala Nala instead of Alan 😂😂😂

[@thishotpinksmoke]

Joe - you are a young and bright 20 something year old guy, you should never have to feel bad or apologize for not vlogging what others think is often enough. You should be living your life to the fullest extent and feel like you're getting everything done. Everything you could ever want to do is a priority, and I truely believe that

[@ivanfroelicher]

I bet the "project"is a board game or something

[@phoebe-hannahnicholls7411]

I thought maybe perfume bc it has to be tested first but I don't know whether another youtuber has done it before

[@jessrawlins5285]

+Phoebe Hannah Zoe has a perfume

[@ivanfroelicher]

+Phoebe Hannah yea so it is probably not perfume and also if you make a game it has to be tested first also

[@saniyasafir4159]

I have a feeling its Cards Against Humanity, ThatcherJoe edition.

[@Anna-ds1hs]

+Phoebe Hannah I don't think so, because perfumes are usually very expensive and he said it was really cheap?

[@Melody-892z]

Whatever he's bringing out,can it be signed? I want it signed 😂💞

[@gabbym6607]

Joe you have to do the roast yourself challenge!!!

[@chloes4512]

I died when you said " I loved to see what the dogs do when they think I'm dead" 😂😂😂. Love you joe ❤️❤️

[@mollyrees6747]

Joe sleeping with two dogs is the cutest thing ever

[@yomnasherif5038]

I feel like its going to be related to bubble wrap boy hahaha

[@abcdefghijimin3248]

OMG I WISH 😂😂

[@shanilla4047]

pumpkins.....

[@yomnasherif5038]

OR THE SHOCKING BALL CHALLENGE

[@amy-kh3df]

I thought it might b a costume of bubble wrap boy lmao

[@happywalrus230]

When Joe said I did a video of it about 2 years ago I went on his channel and I went 'BUBBLE WRAP BOY''

[@emilyjane3263]

I wouldn't even call you a monthly vlogger joe, let alone a daily vlogger 😂

[@dubaigolfer3721]

Alfie-what I use to film my videos Joe-( quietly) dildo "chuckle"

[@abbieyoyo]

It's so good to have you back, Joe!!!! We understand about your break, but you wouldn't believe how ridiculously excited I was all throughout this vlog! Of course I knew those banisters! I actually recognized them from your Instagram story, but to be fair I knew you were there because of Alfie. 😂 So I kind of cheated. But I like to think I would have recognized them anyway. I am SO excited to hear your announcement, as I would consider myself a hardcore Sugglet, even though I'm rather new. And I'm even more excited because you said it was cheap, because I don't have much spending money. You take good care of us! This vlog made my day, as usual; thank you for helping me smile and be happy! ❤️❤️❤️ (I love you with the dogs...so cute! 🐶)

[@metta138]

you weren't uploading for 2 weeks to gaming and vlogging channels,i think it's not enough for you.you have just finished filming a movie,you are working on a book,you will go on a tour soon,and now working on a new project? whoa,joe.i think you need a break.you work so hard for everything and we all appreciate your work but you are working extremely hard lately.

[@Probably.Prosperity]

So, when ya gonna do the Roast Yourself Challenge? 😊😊😊

[@niallerstyless]

its okay joe. everyone has their days. but now you're back and that's all that matters.

[@annabellekeeling7264]

I'm kinda mad idk what the announcement is

[@emma9286]

same

[@corriebarkbark]

+Emsii Bear I think it's a clock ⏰

[@dakotabrownx]

A pair of shoes 👞

[@maddimatthews4967]

I dont know why I really hope its buttons/badges♥

[@kittypoo4469]

I think it might be a bobble head, that would be pretty cool

[@sophieyearsley4031]

Just watched joe and Casper hit the road again 💘 love it

[@keeleykennedy6596]

Joe it's okay to take a break!! Please don't ever over work yourself!

[@Sophia-vl7wc]

Who else wants joe to do roast yourself challenge!

[@butterflybutterfly668]

Yea

[@theparajox6363]

What is that🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@mofazazi5901]

He roasts himself in EVERY VIDEO

[@sarahe4707]

YES

[@selin2602]

I take phone calls off my MacBook all the time

[@anikakumar335]

but how???

[@Georgeharris99]

+Anika Kumar probably Skype?

[@anikakumar335]

ohh :)

[@willowa6751]

+Anika Kumar If you have the same Apple ID signed into your phone and your MacBook you can take calls I think?? Not sure though! :)

[@anikakumar335]

Oh ok thanks I'll give it a go.

[@jaspar_edits6467]

JOE SO THE ROAST YOURSELF CHALLENGE

[@ivanfroelicher]

Yes he should do it

[@nnelssi]

I loved when you vlogged while playing the game with Jim, Tanya, Alfie and Zoe! You should do that more often xx

[@angelinatsao5614]

Jim: SURPRISE START GO!!! 😂😂😂 It doesn't matter if u don't make videos. As long as ur loving life we'll b fine. Love u💞

[@elliegreenxx4344]

the app that joe used to have?

[@waz9647]

I have the same rug (carpet) as them

[@CJ-zu9xd]

Watching in 2017

[@sabeehahashmi6804]

Loving Joe's Beyoncé reference "I woke up like this...pawless" 😂😂💁🏽

[@Stevie.king99]

Glad to see Joe back vlogging again👌🏻 please become a daily vlogger Joe!!!

[@emmas8964]

Joe is not a daily vloger!!

[@MaxTube]

Emma S he is

[@lilyjts4517]

MaxTube he’s not

[@laurenosborn7379]

Is it a piece of thatched roof

[@courtneycase704]

I love all of you guys and Nala

[@donotwatchmynewchannelishe2825]

Courtney Case it's Alan

[@brennasharp3461]

Joe with Martha is literally the cutest thing ever

[@AugusteInNashville]

Why do I just love these type of Vlogs!😍🙌🏼

[@4evahannah421]

I bet it's an app

[@elliehunkin6260]

Other you tubers have made apps

[@amym788]

He already has one

[@sophiemacca9055]

And he said that he's going to be the first youtuber to do it, so it can't be an app 🤔

[@phoebe-hannahnicholls7411]

It could be perfume bc it has to be tested first but I don't know whether another youtuber has done it before anyone?

[@georgialee8224]

Zoella/ Zoe Sugg

[@hannah_1984]

She doesn't call them perfumes though, she calls them body mists so it could be

[@Anna-ds1hs]

It's probably not because a perfume is not cheap!

[@melissawing957]

I think it might be headphones

[@MyFlappybird]

Could be an app

[@emermcintyre587]

Who is watching this the day it was uploaded? I am

[@barbie3952]

Not me

[@Emily-rt9vl]

No, it's half an hour into the next day 😪😂

[@molliegalligan3570]

"I feel like a Guinea pig right now" Alright There Joe😂😂😂

[@amychadwick1831]

Zoë : "something you might do to impress someone, maybe at work" Joe : get your todger (willy) out?" I'm dying ahahhaha 😂😂

[@shurikcomedy]

Who's watching this with no socks on?

[@elliecurtis6343]

Is it merch?

[@summerlofland7494]

That's what I was thinking but idk

[@kaitlynw2779]

Other you tubers have done it so no

[@kaitlynngreaves1418]

Thats what i think

[@ntm2133]

if it is, im gonna cry bcz 1) i cant afford it, and im not allowed 2 buy online

[@sophiedavison8949]

I think its the Ncs T-shirt design?

[@BossySwan]

Joe locked in a cage is strangely arousing.

[@lilywebb8044]

Aww Alf same! The headband challenge is genuinely one of my faves

[@cherry-et1sw]

Finally a Vlog,love these videos! :)

[@zoebarber6197]

who else is watching this vlog in texas?

[@same9969]

Austin

[@savannah950]

Meeee!!❤

[@ririmendez7933]

Austin

[@HockeyNut-ez6wr]

THE STARS AT NIGHT ARE BIG AND BRIGHT

[@Emily-wt4jb]

San Antonio

[@shanleigh2134]

Zoe Alfie Joe Jim Tanya Zajanyo z-a-j-any-o Zoe-Alfie-Jim-tanya-joe Please use this

[@shanleigh2134]

It's pronounced Z-a-janyo

[@stayuntilthelaststepout4450]

Shut up

[@lilliehead547]

move

[@cormacmcnamara7926]

Please see yourself out

[@Zikrums]

sound like you're making a podcast or something like that, to me at least.

[@poetaetoe8123]

Other youtuber a have podcasts :P

[@lou_jane]

And it's not like we can "have" his podcast anyway ahah

[@shanilla4047]

pumpkins.....

[@alishamulholand2748]

I thought it was going to be perfume or collone but that's not very cheap so....

[@lou_jane]

Alisha Mulholand and there's fragrances in Zoe's beauty line anyway

[@duan_meixuan]

Joe's hair. Like old times! 😍❤️

[@samuelhinch]

Get your todger out. 😂😂😂 in dying.

[@itsmehopefuldream9589]

Who's watching this in Asia ??

[@plutoasc8996]

me !

[@IamChrists]

lets comment down our country. from CHINA ^-^ (Indian though)

[@ntm2133]

you

[@ntm2133]

+10969_ yeptho frannce the shittiest country

[@shaniamalfoy8567]

AUSTRALIA (IM NOT AUSTRALIAN THOUGH)

[@shenayarscott6265]

when will you roast yourself Josh and Caspar tagged u

[@ryanfiki]

literally all he does is release products and you all buy it.. literally every month he releases something and tell you all to buy it and you do lmao how do you not see that hes just trying to get money from you guys like seriously. Just his first book alone he made millions.. now all these tours, movies and sequel etc he literally just wants money. If he really wanted you guys to get the stuff he makes then he would give it out for free. At this point its just greed

[@rachcrow355]

How else do you expect him to make money then, it's doesn't appear from mid air 😂💚

[@rachcrow355]

+ryan if you don't like it then go away and for your information I don't buy any of his products, and by the way his subscribers asked him to do another book, they asked him for another hit the road dvd so don't blame it all on joe

[@ryanfiki]

+Rachel Crow when did i say i didnt like it?? i like joe im just informing you on stuff you clearly didnt know about. He did a sequel because he knew yall would buy it.. not because you all asked for it lol if the first one flopped and you all asked for a second one he wouldnt of done it.. but because a ton of his viewers actually bought it he knew it would be dumb to not put out a sequel for you all to buy. its common sense.

[@rachcrow355]

+ryan 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

[@ryanfiki]

+Rachel Crow girl why you flicking me off. where yo hairline at

[@melissalauren6586]

You can tell Zoe & Joe are siblings because they both LOVE 'ASOS' ahahah xx love you both

[@Aprilaprilapril82]

Thank goodness you're back! I had almost forgotten about ya Joe! Have you seen Josh's dis track? That boy is on fire right now as you hide in the shadows. Feels backwards, yet proud of your friends!

[@dimpy29atiahz]

17:31-17:49 I get what you are referring too and I as the audience appreciate it

[@johnking5174]

Why is Joe apologising for not being around much, it is the summer, he has done so much, give the guy a rest for a bit. We all have a personal life, we have other things, so Joe being away for a while makes it all the better when he returns like this. Autumn is a month away, so a chance for a fresh start for the new season Joe.

[@Eyeswide39Open]

"And you get a free picture of... Attractive people" don't know why I found that so funny 😂

[@ipettynote]

Why do ur intros make me jump nowadays!?😂😂😂

[@MickeyDomenici]

Joe cuddling animals is the best part of any vlog.

[@jennifercaco3799]

"when someone isn't your friend but you kinda know them..." "Friends with benefits" omg joe 😹

[@callumspence4]

Joe! Your videos (as well as other users) are part of the reason I start doing videos! Keep up the good work!

[@charlottemay9058]

at the end he sounded like an absent parent who was coming back awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[@britney3524]

"Amazing film at Halloween?" I heard "Amazing Phil at Halloween?" I was like "what? Oooooh, amazing FILM."😂😂

[@MillieGoode]

12:23 "i use one every day to film my videos on" WHAT JOE SAID IM CRYING

[@hannahp8543]

I had to give the video an instant like just because of the hilarious and spot on title!! The actual content was well worth the like too, love your videos so so much!!!!

[@andreareynolds6143]

Omg you've come out with a line of bubble-boy and bubble-girl clothing!!!😂

[@kayla_crocker5362]

Who else loves how Joe starts his vlogs? 😍😍💕💕

[@emmaalonge3939]

I loooove this vlog!! Joe is too cute with Martha and Nala😊💗

[@lyvceleste6264]

Good to see you again Joe. ❤️

[@iiVulturezZ]

The intro's to Joe's vlogs are always amazing hahaha

[@malinb6492]

I like how competitive Tanya is when it comes to games 😂

[@annavanboxtel124]

Wow... even his tv static impression is flawless...or pawless!

[@thetruthdotcom100]

the suggs rule i love both zoe and joe both really awesome people

[@tate9503]

I freaking love the way you say Los Angeles😍 I'm pretty sure I'm pregnant from you saying Los Angeles and your bed hair😭👏🙌💗