Here’s some advice for any parents out there, when you walk into a confusing situation, never ask “What’s going on.” TRUST ME! #JimBreuer #StandupComedy
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@k-8074 жыл бұрын
2019- I googled park and it said closed 2020- true story 😂
@jenniferbates28114 жыл бұрын
I used to do this with my kids too!🤣
@mackfarlainethebarenakedau51134 жыл бұрын
Did he just predict coronavirus?😄
@fuckgoogle88574 жыл бұрын
To soon bro to soon
@monicadelisle78323 жыл бұрын
sad isn't it?
@k-8073 жыл бұрын
@@monicadelisle7832 very.
@jadakid69424 жыл бұрын
Pretty standard material, but his energy and delivery make it seem like it’s the first time hearing a comedian talk about it. And it’s friggin hysterical.
@themaggattack4 жыл бұрын
He portrayed it as the chaos that it is. One can't simply get use to that type of chaos.
@johnstitt26154 жыл бұрын
WhatAWorld exactly. Yeah...drink anyone ?
@some13504 жыл бұрын
Agreed the delivery was excellent. Especially the 'whats going on' situation.
@Espressoqueen98943 жыл бұрын
Just love how he said it was great day just walk into... Lmao
@pichass93373 жыл бұрын
meh
@Brandonmtlhd4 жыл бұрын
"I don't know where you get it from, certainly no one in this house!" I see what he did there.
@cagedblaze4 жыл бұрын
Nice little implication
@ABW9414 жыл бұрын
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@mr.smithgnrsmith78082 жыл бұрын
Yeah dude no shit…that’s the joke
@GH-bg7dw Жыл бұрын
@@mr.smithgnrsmith7808 EXACTLY
@GH-bg7dw Жыл бұрын
@@ABW941 Out of control like Dad on stage! LOL That was perfict!
@aaronr57094 жыл бұрын
Jim deep inside you want to be a metal vocalist. Your band would be killer!
@henrlima874 жыл бұрын
I saw a bit from him, or i think it was him, where he admits hes a metal head and does some great impressions. Fun stuff
@tylermrhandon4 жыл бұрын
He’s got a thrash “dad band” their pretty awesome. I saw him preform with them a few years ago.
@axelwulf62204 жыл бұрын
He does have a band, and he does rock out But he gets paid more for telling jokes
@mattisixx16994 жыл бұрын
Look up Jim Breuer and the loud and rowdy. The guitar player is metal Mike from the (metal hammer?) lesson column. They got a song called old school that is actually really fucking good
@user-lf7nf3kl7t4 жыл бұрын
He's been doing that since the 90's or before. He's also been friends with a lot of famous metal bands. Past 2 years he's been the opener for Metallica's last tour.
@auto_toons_official24234 жыл бұрын
His wife impression sounds like spongebob yelling at squidward about getting a job
@DivineMissMelMel4 жыл бұрын
He is such an underrated comedian! Love Jim! I can't this is so legit!
@fglend734 жыл бұрын
He’s not underrated at all. Clearly one of the best!
@TheDustyin4 жыл бұрын
He is funny as heck him explaining how he came up with goat boy is hilarious and when he talks about going to the zoo and fighting an Ostrich
@zac33922 жыл бұрын
Underrated by whom? I’ve never heard anyone say he’s not any good…
@gdawg4ever1192 жыл бұрын
I always give Jim a like no matter what. The guy stands for things when it’s not cool to do so. He is so much smarter than you may think.
@tyloredinger40952 жыл бұрын
For real tho. He's got that burnout look so he gets wrote off ss one hut he's incredibly smart. I loved his episode on Joe rogan. He just has some of the best delivery on jokes and he gets fully consumed in his stories its like you're there reliving it
@gdawg4ever1192 жыл бұрын
@@tyloredinger4095 yeah he’s awesome and yes good episode on Rogan for sure 👍🏻
@CrownedBrown7 ай бұрын
Hey Jim! Love your material! You funny
@jeremywilson6372 жыл бұрын
That’s probably the best lion roar I’ve ever heard, like insanely accurate lmao! Dudes talented 🦁
@saltysergeant42842 жыл бұрын
Too funny! You know, once you say "and a half" when counting, it's over. The child has won and they KNOW IT.
@handlesaredumb12 жыл бұрын
Once you start the counting BS it's over, they've won.
@saltysergeant42842 жыл бұрын
@@handlesaredumb1 nah, mom would really start getting the BIG wooden spoon wiith the hole in it when she said "oooooone.". By three, i was gone or doing what she told me to do. It was scary as a child....also, she NEVER used that spoon for cooking, EVER! I know it was for me, exclusively. Edit:typo
@jamiem2885 Жыл бұрын
@@saltysergeant4284 😂😂😂😂😂 Same here
@jamiem2885 Жыл бұрын
@@saltysergeant4284 I count at my dogs. When I say “get over here right now” and they ignore me. I start counting. I know they don’t know what it means but they usually come over before I reach 10. I just count and for whatever reason eventually they trot over like “what?”
@tiffanyoates9856 Жыл бұрын
@@jamiem2885 hahaha they know the tone !
@ECA24 жыл бұрын
Once upon a time in America, parents gave an order and expected immediate compliance. Hesitation was grounds for swift and terrible wrath. Fear got things done. Love was earned by merit. Then someone who didn't have kids thought they knew best and changed everything. The end.
@SochBharat4 жыл бұрын
This is top class. It's brilliant. And oh my what a performance. Just wow.
@ShutUpCatProductions2 жыл бұрын
He really does a great impression of my Mom.
@jesseknox93224 жыл бұрын
So im going to be a parent for the first time and im just binging Jim videos because i can learn so much from this man lol
@enry8982 жыл бұрын
Hows that worked out for you? I have 5 kids.........send help.....
@andrewhawkins8616 Жыл бұрын
@enry898 Have you tried pressing the big, red button that's behind your refrigerator? The one that says, "Don't press this button"?
@deirdremorris9234 Жыл бұрын
@@andrewhawkins8616 Ha!
@junkyarddog44113 жыл бұрын
This is how I imagine Chandler ten years after marrying Monica.
@miken.28473 жыл бұрын
Yes
@somerandomarmydude3 жыл бұрын
Weren't Chandler and Monica brother and sisters on Friends?
@jeremyfletcher60383 жыл бұрын
Haha yes
@johnnyv19822 жыл бұрын
Who the F is chandler
@Craig-wp3pz2 жыл бұрын
😂👌😂🤣😅👍 Perfect spot, can't unsee it now
@danieldimas61604 жыл бұрын
Dad: Honey can you just go clean the kitty litter and put your shoes on. Daughter: Okay daddy Mom: WHAT THE ACTUAL F____!!!!!! True story in most households.
@DanielSan17764 жыл бұрын
That’s a good name I approve
@danalombardijr55634 жыл бұрын
Sounds about right lol
@taochi1004 жыл бұрын
It is that was in mine for sure
@Nerdicronia4 жыл бұрын
@David Jones Nice bait.
@Thetinebroken4 жыл бұрын
@David Jones damn it still no bites!
@reneenordeen94474 жыл бұрын
Jim Brewer is the all time king. Every single thing he's done, has been comedy gold.
@jamesbarrett31494 жыл бұрын
His goat man from SNL was hysterical. So relevant now...
@polydimensionalsphilosophy34564 жыл бұрын
Good writing and performance. Thank you for sharing. Relevant Hilarious
@kRazoh893 жыл бұрын
“WHATS GOING ON”.. Who else knew he was gonna say that? Lol
@sunkid023 жыл бұрын
i thought he was gonna say "what happened ?"
@valm1163 жыл бұрын
I was sure he asked that )))
@ToothHurtie2302 жыл бұрын
Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant … I’ve broken up several lion feedings and it sounds just like that!!! How does he do it!!! Hahaha!
@user-ij9me3bq2d4 жыл бұрын
I was very angry and upset, but I was dying of laughter after watching this. Amazing enerdy and work there.
@davidbrandt69254 жыл бұрын
I feel your pain I really, really do.
@ninak85064 жыл бұрын
Tears! Makes me laugh til I cry every time. Then... Omg I think that's me & my house 🤣
@1metallica1dude3 жыл бұрын
Jim Breuer is not only a great comedian but an experience.
@jesserichardson49004 жыл бұрын
Legend.. his hungover dad bit is up there with hokey pokey
@lb88252 жыл бұрын
Pretty damn accurate, kids will make a mom lose her mind 😂
@RageAgainstRustyCage4 жыл бұрын
"But Dad, the Games are Cancelled, due to Coronavirus!!!" So we're driving to the park...
@AbysmalRapture4 жыл бұрын
Actually all the parks are close, at least around my house, because of the corona virus lol
@ABW9414 жыл бұрын
Outside is cancelled!
@juliejay54364 жыл бұрын
Not WWE, it seems it is an "essential service" in FL.
@nicholasorthodox4 жыл бұрын
Genius and real.thank you for what you add to my life jim. You'll never know \m/
@danalombardijr55634 жыл бұрын
LMAO this is literally my life with my wife and 3 daughters ...especially the kitty litter phone thing..soo good.
@dgeneeknapp31684 жыл бұрын
THREE girls? Lordy, your poor wife. I found out the hard way that girls are WWAAAYYY louder and harder to deal with (at least when they are little) than the boys. OMG...I know so many little girls that are only still alive, because the dad is completely wrapped around their pinkies. And the girls start talking earlier...NOT the great thing one might think.
@juliantorres88184 жыл бұрын
Now that is what you call Delivery in Comedy!👏👏
@fernandopagan43844 жыл бұрын
Thank you Jim for making me smile again God bless you and your family
@Txaman88 Жыл бұрын
I'm spanish guy and I'm crying right now just laughing, this is real in every part of the world hahahaha
@mertz73052 жыл бұрын
WOW. That’s actually hilarious. Looks like I have a new SNL alum to binge now that Norms gone.
@jaythebluegamer59224 жыл бұрын
That's really how it be, tho! 😂
@illiterit4 жыл бұрын
hahahaha Nonstop funnies. You're awesome Jim! Keep it real and real relatable, i don't even have kids yet.
@hotarushidosha4 жыл бұрын
As always, Jim, freaking brilliant xD
@willknox72732 жыл бұрын
"whose shoes are these I'M THROWING THEM OUT!!!!"
@gameracet2 жыл бұрын
Jim is a LEGEND
@robertweekes57832 жыл бұрын
The kitty litter! 🤣
@Cryogenik_14 жыл бұрын
Keep doin what you're doin Jim, been enjoying your comedy for over 20 years, introduced your acts to family n friends and its always a hit. Looking forward to seeing your next show around the Chicago area!
@scott9174 жыл бұрын
I bet money - that actually happened, and happened in his house.
@jenniferbates28114 жыл бұрын
I remember those days with my kids!!
@mikegonzalez90649 ай бұрын
If I close my eyes and listen, it's like I'm home 😅
@bastlake4 жыл бұрын
Jim's wife is my new favourite metal vocalist
@SunCrawler.4 жыл бұрын
This is so amazing!!
@sivedan4 жыл бұрын
lol cheaper than therapy lol
@joshuabartlett35894 жыл бұрын
"What's going on?" Ahahahahahahaha
@dgeneeknapp31684 жыл бұрын
I thought he was going to say, "The natural question to walking in on something like this....what's for dinner?" That was my hubby. He KNEW what was going on. He KNEW his girl was the same sort to do insane things as he was...and is. He ALWAYS knew. He was ready for dinner after a long day.
@mikegonzalez906411 ай бұрын
Man I have watched this countless times and it never gets old! It really is like this!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Not_Genie4 жыл бұрын
Hey Jim, huge fan great shit as always👍🏻
@kaernonarnon98343 жыл бұрын
So many memories of my childhood right now haha
@tonytypesalot2 жыл бұрын
You know I'm not normally like this!🤣
@rainbowsend63104 жыл бұрын
Jim you are my hero!!!
@michelewilliams47022 ай бұрын
Hahaha the lion roar was greatly done. 3:50
@lahondafolk4334 Жыл бұрын
His microphone sound effects are the best part of his act.
@tonyjones1560 Жыл бұрын
“Go to the park? Are you serious? That place is infested with monsters! Dude, we’d barely get outta the car…”
@burningmarl56644 жыл бұрын
That is one of many reasons I never wanted kids. You never know what you will come home to. It can ruin your great day or turn your already horrible day into a NIGHTMARE!!!!!
@kentneumann52094 жыл бұрын
Burning Marl - There is that down side to kids. The unknown. That is true. They have bad days and good days. Just like you do. And they trust you and depend on you to make it all better. The part you are missing out on is when you get home after one of your own shitty days, and they look up and realize you are back, and they are so overjoyed to see you that they light up in every aspect of their being and come at you at a dead run and with utter and complete trust that you will catch them, leap up into your arms and give you the biggest hug using every fiber of their entire body and being to do it. That's a genuine hug that comes from no other place than pure joy of seeing you. Its unconditional and its the truth. And I don't care how shitty your day has been. If your boss is a prick or your wife is a cunt or the judge just gave you 3O days... You will feel better about everything just cuz that little person reminded you how much you are loved. When they are sick and hurting and afraid and you reach down to feel their hot little fevered fore head... and they just relax and pull your hand down to their cheek and turn their head into your palm and let out a big sigh and let sleep take them... and even though you know you can slip your hand out and go do whatever else it Is you want to do and they will remain asleep... you stay there and let them snuggle your hand anyway, not just for them but for you too. When they reach up with their little hand and grab on to two of your fingers and say. "C'mon! Let's play!"... and tug your hand in their direction, it doesn't matter how busy your day is... You go play and get to know who this little kid is that loves you so much. You fear the part of giving of yourself. That their bad day will ruin yours. But it usually is that their good or bad day make your day better. The part you are missing out on is unconditional love and acceptance of you just for being you. But at least you know yourself well enough to know that you are not ready to have kids. Maybe never. Nothing worse for a kid than to feel that no one wants them. That's a bad feeling no matter how old you are. I'm not judging you or trying to change you. I'm just saying even though its a big responsibility, there is a rewarding side to it that goes along with the personal sacrifice.
@laj22404 жыл бұрын
No way!! It is all SOOOO worth it!! Went through a lot of this, yet you can never be whole without them anymore. They came with a load of love (yours for them) attached to their backs :) :) And it is overwhelming. Way greater than anything else that goes on.
@burningmarl56644 жыл бұрын
@@laj2240 Sounds like you love it. Good for you. It is not for me. I'm not saying NOBODY should do it. It is just not for me.
@LastbutNotFirst2 жыл бұрын
i will have children if one day i am able to buy a plot of land with too much grass for me to mow on my own.
@sasaki98252 жыл бұрын
He should’ve been a metal singer! God bless!
@breaking_bear2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahah! This is the greatest thing I've seen all week! Laughed till I cried.
@dawson0610 Жыл бұрын
That whats going on comment is exactly what I have said many times so naturally I guessed it correctly. Thats hilarious!!!
@jimwilloughby4 жыл бұрын
I've seen this bit before, and it's still as funny as it was the first time I saw it.
@martinbrito77032 жыл бұрын
hilarious, the best comediant 👍👏👏👏
@howardharaway22593 жыл бұрын
I just became aware of Jim Brewer last week I never heard of the guy and I having put my phone down ever since the guy is awesome is a good person to. So far I haven't heard him get political with his comedy which is a good thing.
@LastbutNotFirst2 жыл бұрын
go listen to his story on comedy central show- THIS IS NOT HAPPENING. its hilarious. jim starred in half-baked with dave chapelle. awesome flick.
@johnstitt26154 жыл бұрын
Holy Fuck....100 percent accurate.
@acutaboveessentialservices962911 ай бұрын
Absolutely brilliant
@SallyWPM2 жыл бұрын
Basic of all Basics but he made it phenomenal.
@rubendelgado18653 жыл бұрын
of course it's about the delivery.....no ones gonna laugh at a normal situation w/o comedic embellishment......Jim is one of the best at this.
@briansloops47244 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I think the wife needs a bit of sleep and "oh look the park magically opened up again" save yourself kids! Mom comes running out, get back here! 5!!!!
@nordicshredder4128 Жыл бұрын
jims impression of his wife sounds like spongebob
@interstellardweller39282 жыл бұрын
I always loved this guy.
@axelwulf62204 жыл бұрын
The energy this man has
@jenniferisbell9629 Жыл бұрын
I told our sons that McDonalds was closed one day. They believed me 😂😂
@michellehipps39374 жыл бұрын
I can relate ! I have 4 girls. Once I told one of mine I was gonna count to 3 an she better move ! I said 1 ..2.. she said 3 an sat there with a smile on her face ! Kids never remmber the torcher they put you threw !!!
@Takaichi666-3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god he’s hilarious hahaha!!!
@starscream52632 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest thing Ive seen in a while.
@michaelboyle95122 жыл бұрын
This guy... that's so real! This is why I'm a man going his own way and not dealing with this nonsense anymore... Jim your the king!
@UsTheMusicTVOfficial3 жыл бұрын
Wow, dude was off the hook! I love it! Never knew he had so much damn energy! You know that kid/family material is just a war zone waiting to happen! :D
@cozmicmojo21812 жыл бұрын
Wow, this was brilliant. Really well written.
@orlandomendes36164 жыл бұрын
He is a genius!!!
@jimschiltz53434 жыл бұрын
Insanely funny!
@brettlooney444 жыл бұрын
Anyone else listen to his joke about the ‘park being closed,’ in 2020 and realize the irony?
@CrashPCcz3 жыл бұрын
That didn't age well. 😂
@HasekiHurremSultan137295 ай бұрын
There's still kitty dung in the kitty litter I CAN SMELL IT!!!!!!! #LMAO 😂
@wr10392 жыл бұрын
This is FUCKING HILARIOUS
@Lost_Soul77113 жыл бұрын
This is my life every day lol
@wiidcat4204 жыл бұрын
Think I’ve lived every single conversation in that rant...I totally get why some people choose to live with a robot. 😂
@stewarthuval96934 жыл бұрын
There is still kitty dung in the kitty litter lmao
@Jipposan2 жыл бұрын
This was a good prep for me, thanks. Now I know what is a head of me in the next 6 years or so :D
@Oleg-Khalyutkin2 жыл бұрын
I'm dying🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍
@dgeneeknapp31684 жыл бұрын
Every mom needs to be an ex (or present military sgt.) I handled our tot like I did the enlisted below me. If they acted right? All was super peachy. If not??? Ok, so "the sarge" is a different person...ENTIRELY. I start out asking nicely..."Hey, would you mind doing this?" Then I get more insistent. "I asked you to do this, and you havent. Do it...now." On the third? "Get over here and do this NNNOWWWW!" It comes right out of my diaphragm and I drop the voice to a lower pitch. I learned quickly, that our girl (like some of my troops) ONLY hear the 3rd version, so I skip number 2 entirely after a bit. I could just say that kid's name once, snap my finger and point beside me, and our 4 year old would come down from the play equipment she was on and report immediately. I saw moms yowling at the kids, climbing up 10 story play equipment and chasing kids around to leave. Hubby was so glad to have an ex military NCO in charge of his rug rat. He knows she got his tendency to be a miscreant. Oh, this works with the pets too. I used my sgt voice to teach a spoiled Boston Terrier to behave. The kid was 2 and learned to sit on command at the same time. All it takes is some base in the voice...and some pieces of turkey hot dog.
@michaelscott1812 жыл бұрын
LOL hilarious!
@fanduel64963 жыл бұрын
Best comedian on the planet !!!!
@chriskirsten82212 жыл бұрын
hes still one of the best!
@mrPauljacob2 жыл бұрын
That was simply amazing
@jenfreedom9883 Жыл бұрын
Your wife is awesome!!😂
@PleaseForgiveYourself4 жыл бұрын
never get married folks....and have kids...lol
@branon65654 жыл бұрын
Derrick sremog....like my Dad has told me since I'm 12yrs old or so: you're the most expensive accident I've ever had; if you ever want to be someone or own anything, DO NOT ever get married or have kids; kids are nothing but lifelong disappointment and debt....
@jgarcia3344 жыл бұрын
@@branon6565 damn your pops was savage but honest.
@jgarcia3344 жыл бұрын
I'm doing alright no kids and not marry everyone i know is either divorced and on child support.
@themaggattack4 жыл бұрын
@@branon6565 Well bless your heart. Projecting all that deep seated worthlessness your dear old dad instilled in you.
@MetalSStar1964 жыл бұрын
I'm not getting married anytime soon, but my cousins want me to do so AND help that future partner of mine pop kids. I'm betting dollars to donuts one of the births will be twins and my partner will tell me, "I told you my cut-off was 2 kids, remember?" That would be my dear friend, Carolyne, who desires to have kids as much as I do, but no more than 2 (I was hoping to have 5 kids to help manage a farm, as was the Hutterer tradition back in northern Austria.) Us farming types do have big families; that's why I have so many cousins in Torahna (Toronto in local-speak.)
@Vadershake4 жыл бұрын
Unbelievably relevant to me....
@oniondip2432 жыл бұрын
I freaking love you man. Just watched a timcast from last week and they mentioned you and we're floating the idea of a comedy skit show. I would be there to watch for sure. Blessing to you and yours! Let's go Brandon.
@aforerunner17734 жыл бұрын
Flashbacks of my own mother intensify
@laj22404 жыл бұрын
Funniest thing is: it's no news to any parent, not even much exaggeration, but you can see it calmly from the outside as it is being delivered to you, and it's a riot! :) :) :)
@tommyt19713 жыл бұрын
"What's going on?" Breuer becomes an instantaneous blood smear on the wall...