Jim Breuer - Prank Calling Sears - This Is Not Happening

[@thetruth1862]

I worked in the Lowe's paint department for 8 years and I can confirm the phones gave me and many others infinite pleasure lol

[@lisac4375]

I found my favorite new comedian!

[@jaredleland6667]

NEW?!

[@ericmackintosh5933]

If you loved this, you should watch the full 19 minute version of this story - it is SO MUCH FUNNIER!! This short version has been totally butchered

[@Thetattooedredneck]

Might be one of the best sets in recent comedy

[@ericmackintosh5933]

If you loved this, you should watch the full 19 minute version of this story - it is SO MUCH FUNNIER!! This short version has been totally butchered

[@gijoe1649]

Cheers from Libia!!!!

[@happynancybear8709]

That's hilarious 😂

[@ericmackintosh5933]

If you loved this, you should watch the full 19 minute version of this story - it is SO MUCH FUNNIER!! This short version has been totally butchered

[@denniscashell2407]

J, if that's true, U R the King of prank callers.

[@jumarob]

I googled that and at least there was a report of a mall evacuated at what I estimate the time was

[@patdwyer5204]

" Long Live Pant!"....

[@genkiryu5263]

"Long, live, paint!!!" 😂😂

[@Highland_Moo]

Superb 😂

[@LyonThroy-RSA]

Making Gaddafi sound like Mugabe 😂

[@Gilbertg55]

This is not the full video! its butchered...Go and watch the full edition before casting judgment

[@ericmackintosh5933]

Absolutely BUTCHERED!! They killed the art and comedy 😮

[@ericmackintosh5933]

The full version is HILARIOUS!!

[@nicksterba]

What happened to the full video?

[@ericmackintosh5933]

Full story is still posted and is 10x funnier than this BUTCHERED version

[@mysteryme667]

this is not a full video

[@ericmackintosh5933]

Totally BUTCHERED Jim’s story! The full version is 10x better

[@XxKoRupTioN]

This is great lol, Comedy Central posting actual good comedy and the pansy’s in the comments crying just makes it better lol

[@moreece1713]

Of course a comedy about US bombing another country without justifiable means is funny to you

[@XxKoRupTioN]

@@moreece1713 hi pansy

[@XxKoRupTioN]

@@moreece1713 lmk why so many people are laughing lol

[@XxKoRupTioN]

@@moreece1713 is everyone who laughs in this video a horrible person? Doubtful

[@LokiDWolf]

The TROLL ACCOUNTS are so lack list nowadays. They can't even get new pov's that this is where they're at now. Lol

[@Nyam3ro]

Ahh this is your machine story lmao

[@LpJunior537]

At least he keeps his shirt on.

[@UFPTX]

Rofl, some of y’all need to settle down. It’s just comedy FFS. Some of y’all act like this dude rolled up on your house and kicked your dog.

[@brendanzerbe8052]

Well said, sir. I agree, the haters need to chill 😂

[@blastatruestory]

Jim is BIG

[@kennysteen2761]

they did it. the decentralized comedy

[@Wonderwhoopin]

Make it make sense 😂

[@gabrielbanos9537]

If you can make him laugh you can get away with. A lot

[@genkiryu5263]

Fluffy is that you 😂😂😂😂

[@bonjovi9285]

All the haters in the comments are probably still fans of late night and think it's hilarious. They be like, I hate Jim Breuer he's so not funny yet I still clicked on his video for some reason...

[@dougholdem2898]

Funniest story I've ever heard!

[@ericmackintosh5933]

If you loved this, you should watch the full 19 minute version of this story - it is SO MUCH FUNNIER!! This short version has been totally butchered

[@dougholdem2898]

@@ericmackintosh5933 I agree

[@Liz-cmc313]

One of the best stories ever😂😂

[@crlrckmn5659]

Yes I watched it year ago and the comments were very supporting and thought it was funny , oh how times have changed 😂😅

[@LokiDWolf]

It was HILARIOUS!!! And keep in mind, a lot of the responses that are trying to make this all serious are most likely troll accounts.

[@jscotthatcher380]

no.

[@mark10483]

I saw Jim live twice. He was funny as hell

[@cenbajrams2309]

Long live paint!

[@dylandejoseph3940]

Long Live Paint! ✊️

[@dexterwilliams2520]

This guy's funny, he should be a comedian.

[@ericmackintosh5933]

This clip is edited down and was absolutely BUTCHERED compared to the full version. They killed the comedic timing and story telling. Watch the full 19 minute version, SO MUCH FUNNIER- totally worth it!

[@senussifadel5483]

He hit Bulls eye ...he didnt miss buddy😅 cheerz from benghazi

[@DashingDrake]

"Comedy Central Standup reuploads..."

[@007NowOnline]

Guy looks like Ben Browder from Farscape and Stargate. 😂

[@michelleadams1212]

Hilarious!!!

[@timbocf76]

Jim Breuer is that guy at the end of the bar that has been there all day pounding jack & cokes cuz he lost his job and his wife left him but the bartender can't make him leave

[@OrgBobaFret]

Yes love you nailed it

[@donaldmurphy9305]

Yeah, nah. Jim doesn’t drink or smoke, he just looks like he does.

[@alexandra-q7u1m]

Funnier and less of a liar than you, though

[@timbocf76]

@@alexandra-q7u1m haha OK

[@loris.5001]

@@alexandra-q7u1m ---Just have to ask, what did he lie about? He made a joke....he compared the guy to something....there cannot be a lie in there. He was not even pretending to state facts. Weirdest people in this comment section. Like demented weird.

[@indigiomontoya8005]

butchered edit of a great story

[@camouflagejumpsuit]

😂

[@BoiledHuevo]

Stop giving this dude a platform

[@drewd2939]

🗑️

[@dianeanderson9076]

awesome❤

[@Rewt]

please don't

[@King_JappyJoe]

Legend

[@EthanStandel]

Jim Breuer is one of the cringiest comedians of this generation. What a great combination of racism plus being surprised at the outcome of your actions.

[@identifying.as.asovereignhuman]

If you think this guy is racist, you're living in a bubble wrap pretend world.

[@srs-swooz]

lighten up, Francis

[@happynancybear8709]

Oh please

[@christinedavis3310]

Be calm and laugh!

[@christinedavis3310]

Lmfao

[@Metonymy1979]

Booooooo🍅🍅

[@ליאורליבנה]

i thot they posted comedy

[@J3NN4F1R3]

This guy has been under the delusion that he's hilarious for decades 😂

[@carnyzack]

He makes Joe Rogan seem funny in comparison.

[@souldierkid]

I dont normally comment under posts like this but your opinion is factually and absolutely wrong Jenna❤. JIM BRUER IS HILARIOUS. In my opinion of course... you can dissagree, yet still you are factually wrong

[@taisananikone4418]

At the end of the day, you know who he is, yet you don’t exist in his world.

[@J3NN4F1R3]

@taisananikone4418 I'm not trying to take my mediocrity to a stage am I? The fact that I don't exist in his world is a blessing kid

[@J3NN4F1R3]

@@souldierkid an opinion cannot technically be factually anything 🤣

[@Jetse_Dv]

Making fun of somebody on their first day of the job and being pretty racist at the same time. How long ago was this?

[@carnyzack]

Jim Breuer's racism is timeless.

[@vogz5594]

It was his second day on the job and there was nothing racist. Stop being a victim/loser. It’s called comedy

[@brendanzerbe8052]

He said Libyan terrorist, so this happened in the 1980s. He was just a dumbass kid when this happened, so just chill... It’s just a funny story on Comedy Central ✌️😉

[@Jimbowlcoach]

@@brendanzerbe8052🎉

[@patchytheepirate]

I thought y’all posted comedy here

[@johnotoole5786]

Yea it's pretty good but u have to have a sense of humor

[@kathyheavner3585]

If you don't think that's funny, there might be something wrong with you 😢

[@corbard8766]

Not for leftist

[@ezekiel1832]

They do

[@cheese6225]

they just "central" now

[@jasonhawkins6888]

Proof comedy is dead. Ruh-tawded. "Uncle Jim, mom says you can't drink anymore and you have to keep it down..."

[@kennethspath]

No Thanks. He is the least funnniest comedian out there.

[@adamthe1stborn234]

You're so wrong it's not even funny

[@drewd2939]

@@adamthe1stborn234 its because he is the one who pointed out what nazis they are. You dont even have to fight with them, theyre digging their own graves.

[@kennethspath]

@@adamthe1stborn234 agreed it's stand up is not even a little funny.

[@brendanzerbe8052]

@@adamthe1stborn234 I don’t think the haters would know funny even if it bit them on the ass cheek

[@suzyfakeface5600]

Thanks for stopping by and contributing absolutely nothing

[@sarahwhatwhystop]

So great that you created mass panic for that.

[@genkiryu5263]

The idiot who took it seriously is who technically caused that 😂😂😂

[@illsetnova9030]

You have to understand snowflake, terrorism is funny, and Muslim is funny (hence him doing that VERY funny Muslim accent) so to pretend like your going to hurt large amounts of ppl is very funny. Learn comedy butthead. 1+1=2 (That was all bait, Jim Breuer is mid gangg)

[@mikerhoa]

Jeez what happened. He used to be funny, or at least amusing. The years have not been kind to this guy. This is hard to watch.

[@OGShively]

His brain broke while he was unemployed in 2020; Many such cases, sadly.

[@carnyzack]

But was he EVER funny? I mean....his best bit is him dressed as a donkey.

[@timbocf76]

​@@carnyzackwasn't it a goat?

[@chrisalvarez3393]

​@@carnyzacka goat, goat boy!

[@Auntie_OK]

Soooo you sound like Arnold 😅

[@vanndiggity]

Jim is the man

[@antoniodominguezjr4734]

Wait, are there any adults that thought this was funny 🤔?

[@brendanzerbe8052]

It is funny haha

[@souldierkid]

Pretty funny stuff lol

[@happynancybear8709]

I did at 61. Am I adult? Yup

[@danhibiki3359]

Yes.

[@sweetpea775]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bedlam589]

Denial

[@souldierkid]

I bet money he could tell this EXACT story as a Middle Eastern person and receive no backlash

[@brendanzerbe8052]

I think terrorists, Libyan or otherwise, have most definitely forfeited their right to feel negatively sensitive in response to a comedic impression of them. In other words, I agree haha

[@mattp4079]

This is as true a story as Bert Kreischers Russian train story.

[@W3r3gam3r]

Funny how an evacuated mall due to a bomb threat doesn't seem to appear in any newspaper from that era. And I thought people were supposed to be telling TRUE STORIES on this show. It's the whole point.

[@DamnedBurrito]

Every comedian says “it’s a true story” rarely is it true.

[@identifying.as.asovereignhuman]

I believe every comic story I hear... yeah.

[@roblianoofficial]

This is 100% a true story, I worked in Sears at the time, (Green Acres Mall in Valley Stream) and we grew up together. I also played drums in his band for heavy metal comedy.

[@leavingitblank9363]

The point is COMEDY, not true stories. Good grief.

[@TuxedoMask77]

Big snooze

[@alexhusko]

Hey look it’s “gone off the deep end” Jim! Or Rogans B-boy. I used to appreciate this guy. Used to.

[@oghash4912]

Long live Jim! 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚 He knew it then like he knows it now, its all a bunch of BS! Thank u Buddy for ur lifetime of servitude

[@JonJinn]

He is not funny at all. He would ruin a party so he is the only one having fun. And everyone else is miserable.

[@Weyjx]

This must be before he became lazy and act like a chicken for a gop event For a paycheck. Sad

[@nene0000.g]

?!?!?!! Wack AF #EraseHimFromComedy