I Wore 5-Toe High Heels For A Week

[@safiya]

HELLO FRIENDS!! the ugly fashion series is BACK! so sorry for the delay in uploading, we're just trying to get our operations situated in our new spot! hopefully there will not be quite so long a wait for the next video :) quick note -- I did include some pre-2020 footage, so anything you see inside of me in a store is from before 2020! also, we made sure to take any sans-mask shots in very isolated areas. captions are on their way -- should be up by tonight! hope you guys enjoy the video -- what do you think of these bad boys? xoxo, saf

[@SheaCrochets]

Love you saf

[@chillinwithrachel]

Who else loves Safiya!? 🥰 I post vidz 💕

[@chillinwithrachel]

Stay safe everyone

[@chillinwithrachel]

Ilyy

[@SheaCrochets]

@@vivianl7875 he’s not the real me beast

[@JuMixBoox]

Respect to Safiya for developing seven distinct yet almost completely black outfits here. Very consistent.

[@Abby-if1yi]

yep lmao

[@ulissedazante5748]

"it's my brand" (cit.)

[@noemarie8]

i do the same every week 😂 goth vampire gang

[@MsElizaRae]

A true goth 😂

[@jesusteama3896]

○ In the Holy Bible it is written in 1 John 1: 9, If we confess our sins, He is faithful and just to forgive us of all our sins and to cleanse us from any injustice. ○ Jesus loves you, He wants to have a relationship with you, save you from eternal damnation and give you eternal life with Him in heaven, you can be saved! Believe Him and obey His word. God bless you! 💓

[@safiyaandtyler]

Hi this is Tyler, and I am still scared of the shoes

[@joanne1867]

Hi! How was your day?

[@victoriafox8364]

So is everyone else!

[@nahshondevose4610]

Why aren’t you verified yet?

[@zaravictoria]

hi ty!

[@bash18]

bring back TIY!

[@moodymuse17]

I don’t know if anyone will even see this comment but I very much appreciate safiya enunciating her words one by one. it’s so clear! it makes non-native english speakers like me truly understand her words. I hope she does not feel insecure or whatnot because the way she pronounces something can really help someone in learning english.

[@andopodes]

this also helps me as a person on the autism spectrum! i adore the way she talks :)

[@theoneonlymichelle3.082]

@@andopodes 💜💜

[@apriscillau]

Same! She is also so well spoken, I feel like I often learn new words from her because I can actually understand her perfectly

[@kiram.4763]

I often will fall asleep listening to her talk because she’s so clear and calming

[@MissDarlaDeville]

That’s so nice her voice is also an asset. I just love the way she speaks, she’s easy to understand and very articulate! A pleasure to listen to.

[@ginnnannn]

does anyone else rewatch her videos to fall asleep?? i literally feel so relaxed listening to her talk 😌

[@kaliepruett7332]

Yes literally all I can fall asleep too

[@xiopaovid1215]

OMG ME TOO!! It feels so comforting.

[@narcissisticserana1013]

literally just thinking about how her videos are comforting for me

[@noamshaykiss]

I’m literally doing this right now 😭😭😭😭

[@blaisehutchison1982]

This is what I’m currently doing lmaoo

[@sparkysheep]

Ok I actually unironically loved that day 2 outfit. The asymmetrical blazer is fantastic and the shoes just really set off the “weird” vibes for me. Like the shoes make it feel like you’re really owning the weirdness rather than just choosing a weird statement jacket and everything else is conventional

[@fozzzey]

Yeah, that blazer is awesome.

[@ashroberts1549]

day 2 SLAPS

[@mickb.8925]

I liked that outfit as well, but still hated the shoes with it :D The day 4 outfit with the skirt was also really good (besides the shoes)

[@continuousdisaster]

Day two screams “high fashion alien” so loud im obsessed

[@jesusteama3896]

○ In the Holy Bible it is written in 1 John 1: 9, If we confess our sins, He is faithful and just to forgive us of all our sins and to cleanse us from any injustice. ○ Jesus loves you, He wants to have a relationship with you, save you from eternal damnation and give you eternal life with Him in heaven, you can be saved! Believe Him and obey His word. God bless you! 💓

[@Ultraviolet79]

I feel like Safiya is the only content creator who can make a genuinely entertaining 30 minute video exclusively about a single pair of ugly shoes

[@ChrisStuart911]

Plus very informative too She researches and commentates a lot more than other channels

[@jesusteama3896]

○ In the Holy Bible it is written in 1 John 1: 9, If we confess our sins, He is faithful and just to forgive us of all our sins and to cleanse us from any injustice. ○ Jesus loves you, He wants to have a relationship with you, save you from eternal damnation and give you eternal life with Him in heaven, you can be saved! Believe Him and obey His word. God bless you! 💓

[@Jules-z4e]

I find them not that ugly

[@kristyrussell1748]

@@Jules-z4e I wouldn't say ugly, but a little creepy

[@ChrisStuart911]

@@Jules-z4e I find them okay but not functional, I don't think separated toes would be comfortable for all day wear or just in general

[@szava]

i feel like whoever is the creative director at Balenciaga actually hates haute couture and/or rich people and is trolling everyone

[@kaydwessie296]

I can't tell if they hate high fashion (Cause like, I respect it, but also same, cause screw all those damn rules) or if they're purposely trying to destroy it for fun cause they're a Fancy Brand and they can

[@ghadirelnahal84]

Genius comment I thought the same thing

[@szava]

@@kaydwessie296 it is also an option that whoever it is wants to find out what's the most... mostest thing they can get away with calling it high fashion/art. looking at the succes of things like goop... there is a lot of room for... expression. I do hope it is an intentional action to devalue high fashion and make it accessible, but that's like... an unattainable hope.

[@alienated1847]

Idk I kinda appreciate the shoe for what it looks like (not the price). I feel it'll look cool for a weird alien or unusual walking art type of look

[@Roozyj]

I think the creative director at Balenciaga doesn't make fashion but statements and art and they are like: "You... you guys want to BUY and WEAR this shit? I mean... okay? It's... 2000 dollars?"

[@floofzykitty5072]

The problem with these is that the very concept of high heels is opposite to "5 toe" shoes. 5 toe shoes are all about being ergonomic and comfortable and don't care that they look dumb, but the very purpose of high heels is to look good at the cost of being uncomfortable.

[@user-yk8tk6vr1n]

I don’t see how that is a problem

[@floofzykitty5072]

@@user-yk8tk6vr1n They fail at both their purposes by trying to be both? They are neither comfortable or good looking. If you don't mind an ugly shoe, just get a 5 toe shoe.

[@user-yk8tk6vr1n]

@@floofzykitty5072 oh I see now, waste of materials

[@crypticshadows]

I think that’s supposed to be “the point” idk

[@kittysoftpaws3677]

@@user-yk8tk6vr1n yeah pretty much literally just buy tennis shoes they're far cheaper and more comfortable

[@B4DWOLF]

Honestly, the shoes don't look bad from a distance.. it's when you get up close and see the toes that they become nightmare fuel.

[@aperson6463]

yup

[@kay-jay1581]

Haha exactly what I was thinking.

[@winninginlife]

😂😂😂😂😂🔥

[@cammey3]

Sock looking shoes are just ugly regardless

[@sophieskaggs5523]

I’m watching this about to go to sleep so.. hopefully it’s not really nightmare fuel 😅

[@ella0842]

ok but is no one gonna talk about how she actually looks so good in all these outfits?

[@yourshitsweakx100]

Right!!!

[@LSSYLondon]

add a corset to the first outfit and she can double for Kate Beckinsale underworld.

[@mariealexandrinne6997]

The black maxi skirt look has made it to my "I want that" list.

[@madym3541]

And the mask went really well with all the outfits.

[@tolanioreniyitee-queen3914]

She lokey looks like a model

[@MollyKillers]

Wearing a mask with all these outfits honestly upped their coolness like it added an air of mystery to the looks that worked with the shoes in a weird way

[@elliotwarren1090]

Tyler’s character growth is just learning more about high school musical and the channel will end when he knows everything.

[@KelliMarissa]

That day 5 dress is IT though. What a vibe.

[@skersto]

Agreed! And I wish I could find that day 4 black maxi skirt 😍This was a fun video!

[@sarahcarlisian8024]

Yes amazing

[@KaySan666]

@@skersto same. i absolutely loved that skirt.

[@patrishanotpatricia6456]

@@skersto ahhh yes that skirt is more my vibe

[@SunnyNadina]

Omg Kelli Marissa hi!

[@ShadowsofAka]

Okay but all those outfits were such looks. Every single one. And the shoes mostly just look like normal high heeled boots from afar so it doesn't look that strange, really. (Also I want a racing jacket like the one in the last outfit omg)

[@olivianicole2011]

right omg she was like "amazingly, people seemed to really like this outfit" and all I was thinking was "ma'am are you kidding of course they like it- that jacket made me audibly gasp and you in it makes it absolutely stunning"

[@anbu1325]

I agree! I really liked the blazer outfit, but they all worked and looked really good on her! Also, I also want a racing jacket like that one!

[@metaphorbrown5706]

I like it when fashion is wacky, personally. I wish it was normal to take risks with fashion and makeup. It feels like stuff is kind of stagnant in how things look.

[@victorheryantowaang626]

her outfits go hard

[@brielfreeman2083]

that jacket is incredible!! and its actually a legitimate nascar jacket, which is even cooler. my jaw dropped when i realized it's my favorite driver lmfao i NEED one

[@hologramanda]

big shout outs to safiya for actually wearing every outfit out into wild when so many other youtubers would simply do an "i STYLED these weird items for a week" style video

[@yernmoma5]

it doesn't take much courage to wear $1300 Balenciaga shoes paired with normal cute outfits...

[@ecueto395]

For some reason you on the hike kept giving me Hunger Games vibes. These are definitely shoes that everyone in The Capital would wear and the non heeled version would be what they sent the tributes out in. Yup. I’m a nerd. 🤓 📚

[@td63107]

YES - that's exactly what those shoes are!!

[@madison42069]

Those shoes look like they’re from an animated movie where the animators decided to make the female deer/horse/hoofed animal sexy so we know they’re female

[@Lgwinter14]

This comment is sending me 😂😂😂😂😂 accurate af

[@solanaeden4701]

I hate how correct this is jhgdaercbkiy

[@mogy6492]

THATS HILARIOUSLY ACCURATE

[@Grace-iv1ho]

I love ur brain

[@angles4307]

I cannot stop laughing 😂😂 this is so accurate lmao

[@MadHatta555]

Definitely think the black camouflaged the weirdness of the shoe, especially from a distance. All those outfits were so on point though. 💗

[@starduststudios5671]

God's Son is coming back soon, repent while there is still time! DO NOt take the mark of the beast vaccine! New World Order is here! Stock up on food and necessities! The Bible said many would die of famineee

[@mindslayer6810]

Stardust Studios SHUT UP!!!

[@MadHatta555]

@@mindslayer6810 just report the comment as spam lol that's what I did 😅

[@editorbarb9591]

@@starduststudios5671 The vaccine is helping people tf

[@keghan4824]

I’m torn between “I wish Saf had gotten a more vibrant color so the toe divides were more obvious to onlookers” and “I’m glad Saf got black bc that was her best chance of actually liking them and they’re so expensive”

[@Crosshill]

im not at all torn over wishing she'd gotten a black and a vibrant pair so she could mismatch the shoes

[@Nickynick0810]

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[@christianhale1988]

Jesus loves you, and His return is close, repent for the kingdom of God is at hand. We have all sinned and fallen short of the glory of God, He will judge us, and all are guilty. But Christ died for you, to wash your sins clean, He offers hope to the hopeless and salvation to the lost. If you are struggling, come to Christ, if you are lost, seek His face, He is waiting for you. Repent and put your faith in Jesus.

[@arabianprince7508]

plz help stop Israel current inhumane acts against Palestinians, ironically it's because they have Nazi mentality (Zionism) GET REAL INFORMATION BEFORE JUDGING spread the message.

[@Tinyvalkyrie410]

As a wheelchair user you now have gotten the closest it is possible to get to my feelings on uneven surfaces without actually using wheels. Cobble stones are perhaps my greatest nemesis. Gravel is surprisingly fine, especially if I have my “dancing shoes” ie frog legs on.

[@raneemrashid6439]

Gravel is definitely more fine than i thought it would be but in a manual chair i do kinda feel like a dog on a tiled floor. Very aware of how precarious my position is. With a power chair it's great though, suspension forgives all sins 😂

[@Tinyvalkyrie410]

@@raneemrashid6439 you should definitely look into either frog legs or a freewheel. They work amazingly well, and are shockingly well engineered. They’d cost a pretty penny though. A year ago I got a track chair and when I’m in that thing I feel like a beast. Playing around with wheelchair tech is great.

[@dogcathorsefish13]

That FedEx jacket is unironically probably one of the coolest clothing items I'll ever see

[@ningen6392]

I high key want it

[@scrappy00001]

It makes me want to find the old Bedazzler gun and do this to all my clothes

[@hola542]

the way it sparkled in the sun 😍

[@razantwam6658]

Tbh

[@oomelette]

anyone else think all these outfits are incredible? saf is both a stylist and a model at the same time.

[@Andresfin]

Right! How is she so good at this!?!?

[@shortharibo558]

I haven't even watched the video but I already agree

[@sthomson06]

I love how Safiya goes way beyond "these shoes/pants/whev are weird" and looks at what influenced the designer and what they were trying to say.

[@raisedright435]

I know they’ll never see this comment by Saf & Tyler have somehow managed to stay interesting, funny, unproblematic, & genuine through all of their success. It is refreshing to see the way they interact with one another… like you just know that they are genuine and also that they act like this even when the camera is turned off... & I freaking love it 😂❤

[@SmolAngryBi]

As a former running shoe salesperson: shoes like these (ones with very little to no cushion) need an adjustment period. They usually recommend not wearing them all the time right away cause our feet aren’t used to them. Add that to the fact that high heels are already terrible for you and it’s no wonder your feet were so sore!

[@jeanniefromtahini5197]

Thank you. I instantly had BOTH these thoughts! lol When she put them on I just cringed. Safiyaaaa! Don't hurt yourself!!!

[@kateschoening1180]

Same! I worked at a running store for a while and I was thinking about this! My feet would be killing me!!

[@joan543100]

When I first wore them, I wore them for two hours a day and increased the time every few days.

[@michaelb1761]

@@joan543100 exactly why I immediately discarded the idea of wearing them (the shoes, not these abominations). "Oh they are so great, but it takes some time to get used to them." No thanks, I'll stay with my feel good right out of the box trail runners.

[@akreeger7742]

They just look like a world of pain. No thanks

[@ritameow9227]

The idea of Safiya and Tyler lugging a box of Balenciaga gecko heels across America makes me chuckle whenever it comes to mind

[@amyrose5774]

The amount of weird stuff they took with them🤣

[@jesusteama3896]

○ In the Holy Bible it is written in 1 John 1: 9, If we confess our sins, He is faithful and just to forgive us of all our sins and to cleanse us from any injustice. ○ Jesus loves you, He wants to have a relationship with you, save you from eternal damnation and give you eternal life with Him in heaven, you can be saved! Believe Him and obey His word. God bless you! 💓

[@chrissysdollies]

Safiya is literally such a ball of sunshine that even those horrendous shoes spark joy when she wears them.

[@waddledeedeee]

safiya is back yaaay

[@mirjinou7999]

My parents Said iff i gott 15k subss before thee endd off thee yearr,I wouldd get a new gaming PC

[@jesusteama3896]

○ In the Holy Bible it is written in 1 John 1: 9, If we confess our sins, He is faithful and just to forgive us of all our sins and to cleanse us from any injustice. ○ Jesus loves you, He wants to have a relationship with you, save you from eternal damnation and give you eternal life with Him in heaven, you can be saved! Believe Him and obey His word. God bless you! 💓

[@phluphfy69]

The outfit with the asymmetrical trench coat was FIRE 🔥

[@hihogandalfaway]

The toes are just... They're like lion paws crossed with goat hooves and a vibe that screams "uncomfortably intelligent-but-not-sapient creature that you'd get in a fantasy-themed horror movie"

[@raraavis7782]

Why doesn't have this comment a thousand likes?? 😄

[@carsensikyta9421]

It looks like Guillermo Del Toro designed these shoes .

[@corinnejanota6913]

Safiya walking through dirt trails and water with $1300 shoes on is the funniest thing to me

[@spookybarns]

The company they collabed with is meant for that shit. Such a weird pairing

[@sarahkhalifa]

It hurt to watch

[@CheshieD]

@@spookybarns it’s so weird because it’s like designer that you don’t mess up plus outdoors that are meant to be messed up.... I... I don’t... I I I don’t know what to think about how to properly use them

[@ca-ke9493]

The katniss vibes at 24:11 :D

[@lissethbarrantes3593]

@@CheshieD exactly my thought... like am i supposed to just go hiking with $1300 high heels? like who do u think I am? what is the targeted demographic for this shoes?

[@Bree_999]

It's weird because from far away, they look normal and cute. But once you zoom in, you're in for a treat

[@cup00]

Wow 337 likes and no replies-

[@Bree_999]

@@cup00 wow, 640 likes and two replies

[@blackhalogacha8012]

Me: “Oh, kinda cute skirt.” Saf: “Also it has pockets * Me: “I NEED IT”

[@StaticSymphony125]

I wonder where she got it, it looked really cute and kinda want it for myself

[@Lauren-xw8bo]

[Balenciaga offices] “Joe! We actually sold a pair!” “Really? I can’t believe it. This was just a publicity stunt.” “Crap, now we need to make one. Quickly! Run down to the REI and slap a heel on the first vibrams you find.”

[@isabellaos1491]

XD, I always wonder how many of these weird fashion items the companys actually make

[@szendeti]

@@isabellaos1491 or how many they manage to sell

[@shannonreynolds6507]

🤣😂🤣

[@seoyeonfuckingahn]

i made it 1k and now I'm just enjoying making it click between 999 and 1k

[@rtist9281]

This comment has gotten almost as many like as the video itself 🤣

[@hopescope]

SHES BACK ❤️🔥 I’d been waiting for your review on these ones before I bought them 😉 lol THE FACT THAT THEY ARENT THAT COMFORTABLE 💀

[@maggiel5164]

ok?

[@danahalz577]

Omg hopescope and safiya I love you both!!!

[@mzzzextra230]

Why

[@k.allen007]

I'm very excited about this comment lol. Looking forward to your review as well

[@MrsJolene-]

Omg I didn't know Hope watched Saf too! This is awesome, you two are both so much fun, and very knowledgeable about clothing. I'm learning thing and enjoying it, if only schools had your skills in fascinating people 😝

[@mak710]

imagine sitting down at a giant table with a ton of rich businessmen and one of them just saying “you know what the world needs? separated toe heels.”

[@Ayveh]

I highly doubt it was men who thought of this dumb idea...I've seen instagram models and want to be models try to push this ugly shoes. I would guess it was some female influencer trying to be "Cool" and "Futuristic" or something.

[@tallulahl5322]

Even beyond that: imagine sitting at the giant table when all the rich businessmen *agree* that separated toe heels were a good idea and they should go though with it.

[@mak710]

@@tallulahl5322 i want to meet those people and see what was going through their heads

[@katc2040]

@@Ayveh what makes you think women are making the decisions at huge companies? Lmao

[@raraavis7782]

@@Ayveh Well, the creative director behind this abomination is Demna Gvasalia and he is, indeed, a man. 🤷🏻‍♀️ But hey, maybe he wanted to do us a favor, actually. Comfort wise, I'd much rather wear these, than regular high heels. And I'm fairly sure, they're better for your toe health, as well. Too bad, they're ugly and hella expensive...

[@thirdculturekid12]

Safiya, as always, your commitment to fully trying out a trend is astonishing-- major kudos to you! Ngl the "full digited" outfit gives me vibes of that spider-creature the Harkonens created in Dune 😅

[@katherinecortez4868]

I’m convinced Safiya looks good in absolutely everything

[@kayenjee]

Right 😍

[@sushreeshashwata]

She does really and it's probably bcoz she just owns everything that she wears no matter how crazy. Having a great body/face also helps but its mainly the attitude

[@13crystalsister]

@@sushreeshashwata You're absolutely right! You can wear just about anything if you exude total confidence like Safiya does! I'd love to have that much confidence about anything! She's awesome.

[@vernelledouglas1801]

I was thinking the same thing. Also, if you have to buy these shoes, get the black.

[@walescheese6342]

Safiya: gets designer brand Also safiya: sticks whole head in packaging to smell the richness

[@coppurrtings]

Tell me you're a cat person without telling me you are a cat person

[@AxxLAfriku]

Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear wales

[@chococat2034]

@@AxxLAfriku Lmao it’s you again:

[@lizalove91]

@@coppurrtings haha is that a thing because I’m a cat person and I have to smell everything 😂

[@EEsmalls]

I actually just shoved my face into some brand new shoesthe other day. Took me right back to when I worked at the shoe department at JC Penneys lol. So much nostalgia, love it 💙

[@lifewcockapooz8103]

Can we just appreciate safiya's bravery and dedication for going out in the woods in highly impractical heels for the sake of our interest?

[@JWinslow11]

Yeah she looks super cool

[@clrtomsett123456]

I'm really hoping that time they brought the berkenstocks out of the car with them 😭

[@Sh1roNekoshi]

I think using the pavement instead of woods here would fit better lol

[@xakirax_8864]

$3000 impractical heels*

[@tiaraashlee4026]

I am completely obsessed with the second look 🎉 Saf nailed it, such a chic look

[@pepethelastsamurai3480]

These shoes are the literal definition of: I have to go hiking at 4 but have a dinner date at 5

[@moneyalways7674]

Pepe Thelastsamurai, STAAAAAPPPHH LMAOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@englishatheart]

Nah. I would wear boots to both, and boots without ugly heels and individual toes. 🤢

[@pepethelastsamurai3480]

@@englishatheart Dont you DARE insult the beautiful toe heels. Their gorgeous design allows you to be a baddie while slithering around on your ceiling like a mountain climbing sleep paralysis demon. 👠 👣 😈👹💦🔥✨👅👅👅

[@jessicasellers3487]

All I can think of is how different it must be to walk down the streets of Raleigh/Durham dressed like this than it was in LA 😂.

[@chriswilliams4195]

Hi Jessica Do you know me?

[@ariahazelwood3842]

VERY different 💀💀

[@random23287]

Ikr. I live there and it’s such a normal city lol

[@blinkandrhcp]

@@chriswilliams4195 BEGONE, CREEP.

[@kalesalad6014]

I GO TO UNC (and my sister NCSU) so you’re now RIGHT there!! (It’s strange, but v nice, that for once were I come from is were there’s an influencer, if that makes any sense?) but I rly hope I can run into u and Tyler at some point!!!!

[@bakersbooks]

Safiya's styling with the thigh-slit dress looked so good! And I wish she'd kept complaining about the pain because we as a society are far too accepting of foot agony for the sake of heels, tbh.

[@anbu1325]

Well said!

[@duthieipad7456]

The gloved dress dive worlds darkest paint vibes, it’s trippy

[@elbowsbuns1896]

The shoes would be infinitely more cursed if they were platform and each toe had their own little platform.

[@patriciaczerwonka8767]

OH NO

[@JJ-jw9ec]

I would maybe kinda dig that 👁️👄👁️

[@thyhoang5435]

DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS!! XD

[@lrizzard]

please do NOT work for balenciaga in your life ever

[@peachypanda57]

why do i want this now 👀

[@AudraAuclair]

Honestly, I think you pulled it off. My bf and I both have vibrams and they are NOT made to be heels omg! You feel everything in them and the concrete + heels + vibrams is just...I think you could do serious damage to your feet in those. But Saf, please, where did you get that slit skirt!?

[@emilywhite2832]

I think the skirt is from Akira but it’s not available in black anymore

[@SimonWoodburyForget]

Yeah it entirely defeats the point... but then when does the fashion world learn anything about health anyways?

[@amef1214]

www.shopakira.com/whats-new/out-and-about-maxi-side-slit-skirt

[@Eiko89]

THANK YOU!

[@JoyfulOrb]

But can we find a similar skirt in 26/28 Women's or larger?

[@xoxoso295]

You styled the shoes so well! Loved all the outfits

[@helena_lang]

I would like to have a word with whoever designed these shoes

[@cannibalisticrequiem]

Balenciaga

[@helena_lang]

@@cannibalisticrequiem the designer, not the company. I wouldn’t mind having a word with balenciaga in general either though.

[@theoddpickle1020]

Can we also talk about the $1,000 + price.

[@tianrun_li.3dm]

@@helena_lang demna Gavasalia

[@Roserae16]

I just wanna talk, that's all, just wanna make sure they're okay...

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"I feel like an actor in 'Cats' the musical" I am so sorry for your suffering

[@hitch9930]

Cats is good!!! 😂

[@hitch9930]

Why does it get so much hate?! While I agree it’s weird, Ig it caters to a different audience. 👍🏼😂

[@icouldntcomeupwithagoodnam7583]

Why are you everywhere?

[@datgaydangernoodle1315]

Hello again. Ffs GROW A FREAKING MUSTACHE

[@neosdream0564]

i think you confused the movie with the musical because the musical is good but the movie is a stain to society

[@stgm]

Imagine going on a date with someone and going on a hike, and not only does she wear high heels but she wears THESE high heels.

[@kdbee6086]

🤣🤣🤣

[@lilyjones2368]

I honestly really like them ngl 😂 I can’t quite figure out why but I find them confusingly endearing. And the look with the mode trench is EVERYTHING you bodied these outfits Saf 😍

[@kavyasriram558]

Anyone else thinks she would be great for a podcast? Her voice is so soothing

[@ccshorts8613]

I know!!

[@datgaydangernoodle1315]

I know! Id listen to a podcast

[@storiesgirlll]

And she’s articulate: I’d love a podcast

[@sebastianolsson9063]

They Live stream now, I figure that's somewhat similar!

[@erin24287]

Safiya & Tyler now have a livestream channel!

[@isthatawormwildbowreferenc4562]

If i unfocus my eyes, they look kinda good with just black heels mixed with the black pants but if i look normally, oh no

[@karmaisback627]

I can just take of the glasses And BOOM it looks nice

[@sarroumarbeu6810]

Ikr? It's such a weird item 😂

[@ClaudiaDavZam]

When you remember Safiya and Tyler wear the same shoe size 🤯, so both can try those monsters.

[@elliem.1572]

Pfthahaha is that why Tyler is so scared of them

[@Eloraurora]

@@elliem.1572 They've swapped wardrobes before, so I count that a valid fear.

[@pearlygirl88]

Ah man. Missed opportunity Saf. This would have been hilarious.

[@ulissedazante5748]

Can picture Safiya in her usual mischevious tap fingers move, "so, Tyler, would you..." (eyebrow flip)

[@a-circling-sol]

I love when she does the bit with the leg around the door like Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas

[@aliwentz2235]

Okay but the “Climbing a mountain at 1 and Met Gala at 2” had me laugh crying!! Perfect description of these shoes!

[@Marte0107]

So I want Safiya’s confidence to go out in public in essentially a scuba suit and the swim shoes of nightmares

[@jenetikitty]

Honestly? I think there's a point where you're just like "fuck it" and go for it. I was in an abusement park a few years ago in summer and after about an hour of feeling worried about being hot, fat and sweaty I jsut said "you know what, screw it. I am here, it is 98 degrees outside, Everyone is hot and sweaty and so am I. If anyone is judging me, that's on THEM, not me." honestly it was kind of freeing.

[@lisalisa-fb4zz]

@@jenetikitty abusment park 🙈😂😂😂

[@Myfscenes]

@@lisalisa-fb4zz 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Rena0Dawn]

Thank you for this comment it is encouraging!

[@Lorrissyoutube]

1. The fact that it's for a video that will earn probably several thousand dollars probably helps. 2. It looks no stranger than wearing leggings 3. People actually take very little notice. When they see something strange, they mostly go 'huh' and get on with their day

[@jordanbelknap9168]

I didn’t see the “dystopian priest look” coming, but honestly, what a perfect description. 👌🏼

[@johnnie2638]

You mean dys-TOE-pian?

[@softly128]

Balenciaga is really creepy 😳

[@laurenmasako5353]

When the 4-foot long denim jacket is starting to look normal 😂

[@avocados1707]

😂😂😂

[@sherealu464]

Omg best comment

[@GenericaQwerty]

*Saf doing stuff like this in LA:* "oh yeah that's standard" - passersby *Saf doing stuff like this in North Carolina:* "🤨" - passersby

[@aman_mariam]

This is literally what I was thinking about while watching the video 😂

[@karleyjojo]

I live in NC and I agree. If I saw someone in those I would be like wtf? 😂

[@avahormozian3445]

They'll get used to it, haha

[@UnorthodoxSoundwave.]

I dunno, I live in NC and can't really say that I would be too shocked

[@alinazim1436]

I love how Tyler so genuienly laughing at Saf's jokes, you can tell he loves her so much☺️

[@daisyfarrington1425]

they are so perfect together

[@k2clouds501]

I spy with my eye something that will require you to bleach ur eyes lol

[@brightballoon]

Safiya has a great vocabulary! Learning new words. It's edutainment at its finest.

[@skibbos]

i need everyone to know that i watched this video, went to take a nap, and as i was falling asleep i thought about the dystopian outfit and one single word came to mind : dysTOEpian

[@marinaa9557]

dys is

[@CrisOnTheInternet]

Lol

[@marinb.1273]

DisToePain

[@moozycarrots]

I was very disappointed they didn’t make that pun, I thought the same thing 😂

[@moozycarrots]

@@marinb.1273 that’s so perfect

[@ToqTheWise]

“These feet are not very comfortable” is on the same level as “this human form is limiting”.

[@SimonWoodburyForget]

Honestly though, have high heels ever been comfortable??

[@georgia8830]

@@SimonWoodburyForget true.

[@guizhong805]

@@SimonWoodburyForget true

[@velvetdarksoul8741]

@@SimonWoodburyForget if you find the right shoes they can be I've even worked in high heels before without too much pain

[@vinnygothika7510]

Both very relatable.... Human forms are... Well I wouldn't choose it

[@kelseyledger6063]

as someone who lives in raleigh, the fact that you walked around here in these is the most impressive thing ever. your style choices may have been interesting in LA, but idk if NC has ever seen this level of avant garde :')

[@vinnh]

i live in nc too, but not in Raleigh :D

[@Hippie.Puppyy]

Just doing anything dealing with social media in NC and all the adults look at you like a drug addict lol

[@rb6_elite150]

I was just at Moore square too lol

[@katarinahamilton2945]

hello fellow raleigh liver haha. I think it is so cool she is bringing some much needed fun to Raleigh!!

[@atlastipton2155]

AYYEE ANOTHER NORTH CAROLINIAN fun fact: i only live three hours from raleigh

[@whoever6458]

I've used my old regular Vibrams for walking up the creek and you're right about the parts where the water leaks and it doesn't dry quickly either, neither the shoe nor your sock, even if you only wear them for the water part of your journey and put on regular hiking boots for the part that's on land and even if you bring a towel and dry your feet off thoroughly before putting dry socks and boots on. I got HUGE blister by walking two miles to the creek in my Keen hiking boots (highly recommend!), a mile both ways up and back down the creek in my old Vibrams, and then drying my feet off and putting on dry socks with my boots again and walking the 2 miles back home. The blisters got bad within a mile or less on my way home after hiking in the water, even though I dried my feet off with a microfiber towel and everything, so I was literally limping the last mile back. Still, walking in the creek with the Vibrams on was still much better than walking barefoot because the thin sole was still enough to keep me from really feel the pain whenever I happened to step on a little rock in the creek. I air-dried my feet for a while after that and I got new insoles for my hiking boots so that I usually don't get blisters when I go on that same hike. Oh and I should also mention that I hike with like an 80 lb backpack full of stuff because I want to go backpacking so I'm trying to condition for it. That would put the weight on my feet much closer to 300 lbs than it is to 200 lbs too, which puts more stress on my feet and my shoes than I would put on them just walking normally, although I'd still probably carry at least 10 lbs of water on that hike no matter what.

[@shiloh8734]

The bank looking at Safiya’s credit card history: 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[@mariaeleni7340]

HAHAHAHAHA FR

[@gingerjessietalks7685]

I wonder how many times she had to call her bank before they made a note or whatever or just knew that she was the girl who bought random stuff

[@risuwolf]

"What did she buy this time? 🙄"

[@shimmyalot]

@@gingerjessietalks7685 I mean they called their bank like 5 times just in the frankienCVS video. Soooo, I'm guessing a lot.

[@shiroi201]

I mean to just have that amount of money that 1350$ is something you can spent without even thinking about it is pretty wild

[@thaina3965]

Ok but can we talk about how pretty Saf is for real! Like she can pull off any outfits even with the ugliest clothing items.

[@TheRealShanyeWest]

She bad af and she got a body

[@zephiel70]

She's so gorgeous

[@PotatoWaaave]

Ty's confusion when Saf explained the skirt had pockets 😂 It's ok Safiya; us ladies know about the rule for telling everyone when your skirt has pockets

[@karliecline3877]

Right! I want it so bad 😭

[@karliecline3877]

OMG I found it its from Akira if you search maxi side slit skirt it comes right up! They have plus size too!!

[@polarbear13000]

@@karliecline3877 you’re an angel for finding this 😭

[@GAURAVI128]

😂 tru

[@jeji4682]

@@karliecline3877 omg I love U so much right now. THX!

[@poppybell87]

"A wild thigh appeared! The sunlight is super effective!" I laughed so loud my hubby jumped 😂 I love that skirt though.

[@Samiju]

I love how supportive her husband is, like through everything, the emotion is always there.

[@cannibalisticrequiem]

Tyler seems like such a kind, funny, awesome dude to hang out with and it's heartwarming seeing how supportive and loving he is of Safiya! I literally cried when I watched their proposal video because I was so happy they decided to officially tie the knot. Honestly, everyone needs a Tyler in their life who will love and support them unconditionally!

[@gabk1400]

“Why not?” - the head of design at Balenciaga, probably

[@babybeastchaeyoung7053]

the thing is, they fail to recognize the very many reasons why not.

[@adrianailvento2167]

@@babybeastchaeyoung7053 😂😂😂

[@whatever9097]

A Simply Nailogical and Safiya video in one day? We have truly been blessed today

[@ananyasahay]

yes!!!

[@cloudyxheavens3877]

Yes!!! I feel so lucky

[@theallusionist414]

Indeed

[@shallweshalvi]

Yaasss👏👏

[@cooljenn1]

I love your pfp

[@froggie3581]

So when the toe shoes came out, they made toe separated socks to go with them to make it easier to put on and be comfy. I wonder how those would work in those

[@2clam4jam]

There’s something disturbing about combining the shoe that is “best” for your feet and the shoes that are worst for your feet

[@no-xm7nk]

@fouoii gyhh .

[@nashshhh]

@fouoii gyhh i-ಠ_ಠ

[@melaniescribbles]

@fouoii gyhh My toes literally curled in like 'DON'T YOU DARE, WOMAN'. They just flat-out panicked.

[@carveylover]

You know that friends episode where Monica buys those very expensive boots but they are so painful. That's it. I was really thinking about that episode for some reason.

[@lisahoshowsky4251]

The whole dystopian priest segment was just the best. I don’t know why it was so dang accurate but the outfit, her descriptions and the nod to the hunchback of Norte dame were just *chefs kiss👌

[@mimi45961]

I totally agree, I loved that description 😻😻😻😻

[@neylanisconde4536]

She's back yey! 🤩🎉✨ Hopefully everyone watching this is doing good 😁👍

[@maike__-]

You two are just setting the couple standards™ really high. The amount of weirdness you two bring, individually, and somehow it's compatible and when one of you makes a random comment, the other immediately agrees or has a one-up going in the same direction? I love it.

[@jesusteama3896]

○ In the Holy Bible it is written in 1 John 1: 9, If we confess our sins, He is faithful and just to forgive us of all our sins and to cleanse us from any injustice. ○ Jesus loves you, He wants to have a relationship with you, save you from eternal damnation and give you eternal life with Him in heaven, you can be saved! Believe Him and obey His word. God bless you! 💓

[@kimkardashianruinedmylife]

@@jesusteama3896 shut up

[@skystygian]

Is this not normal? This is what my boyfriend and I are like, so I guess that’s good to hear!

[@renarsspons]

Okay, but you really didn’t have to snap in that second ‘trench coat’ outfit as hard as you did. That was a serve and a half!! 😍🔥🔥💦

[@feraguilar4175]

Japanese street style is IT

[@rylanconner6771]

What i love is she's no longer in a place where strange fashion is the usual so these videos are about to turn incredibly hilarious purely from onlookers. This coming from someone who has a very out there fashion living in Virginia.

[@betssylopez5895]

just having dyed hair in va turns heads lolol

[@rylanconner6771]

@@betssylopez5895 oh baby I know. I'm big tiddy goth girlfriend living in va. Im nothing but a freak show to them

[@hvnterly8388]

757, Richmond, and maybe other college area VA is welcome to weird fashion! Y’all out in the country have a way different experience of VA than someone from Richmond. And in the 757 neon colors, faux fur/fun textures, fun jewelry is pretty normal on a weekend night. Maybe also DC but I don’t go around there often to know.

[@savannahwells4485]

@@hvnterly8388 saw a goth family have a photo shoot at belles the other day and not a single person was rude to them or looked at them differently. Richmond def is a more welcoming place then the country side of va, where an old man cussed me out for my piercings and tats💀

[@No1WasHere7]

You must be further south than I am. Up by D.C. you can get away with a lot.

[@Tess78uk]

‘Dystopian priest’, ‘clergy apocalypse’. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 This sounds amazing!

[@audraspears1056]

I love that you pointed out the fact that the maxi skirt had pockets. Saf knows, every piece of clothing gets bonus points for having pockets.

[@loganplonski922]

It's unfortunate that the shoes aren't comfortable because that seems like the only benefit they would have over other high heels

[@IndianaKong95]

I'm just thinking how Saf probably endured the pain of those toes for the whole week just because she knew they'd need to make back that $1300 somehow, so dammit this video's getting finished

[@Sabrina-sc1db]

We better watch them ads

[@Emma-td8bb]

We better like her video 😂

[@nonameneeded6402]

Idk man I'm sold on these heels. The fact that they go so well with so many outfits- it's just stealing my heart.

[@krishnaoza4001]

Their chemistry is on another level, they complete each others jokes with the same amount of goofiness 😍 Edit: OMG 3.2k likes !!😳

[@c6ssie]

I always think about how I can’t imagine a fight breaking out between them, they just seem to ride the wave together so well haha

[@martinezperez2520]

This ^^^

[@Cxrter]

Cancer x Gemini

[@xfel5913]

This. I just watched this video because it showed up im my recommendations. I don't care for fashion at all, but it's just so fun to listen to...

[@freyaaaaalim]

@@c6ssie onnu8ìn8in⁸nunìnìini nìn

[@angles4307]

"They actually kinda look like Canadian geese, don't they?" "Yeah they do. That's Ben and Cristine."

[@j_ssella]

All girls freaked out when Safiya said “It has pockets!!!! I just had to say that.”

[@snow17048]

I felt her excitement on a deeply personal level

[@sunsetskye483]

Look if you don’t proudly proclaim that something has pockets, are you really a girl?

[@chandrikarawat8606]

SHE KNEW WHAT SHE DID THERE ! XD

[@13crystalsister]

"It has POCKETS!!!!!!" 🤗 I was as overjoyed as she was. I Love skirts with Pockets! (Well......most skirts🤔) Not so much boots with individual toe holders.

[@dynasty2121]

I felt that on a whole other level and my husband will never know why 😂 ahh pocket things

[@abbeysimmons8751]

what I hate most about these shoes is how far back the heel is set!!! it's exactly where you *dont* want to rest your weight!!!

[@kahwristuh]

I feel like the thought behind this shoe was "how can we make high heels even more uncomfortable, yet make them look like they might be comfortable?"

[@arabianprince7508]

plz help stop Israel current inhumane acts against Palestinians, ironically it's because they have Nazi mentality (Zionism) GET REAL INFORMATION BEFORE JUDGING spread the message.

[@eemerson7323]

At this point Balenciaga is just trolling Safiya 😂

[@xoxo62477]

Saf: heard a hawk, kinda creeped out Hawk: how did that raven get so big??!? AAAHHHHHHHH

[@ananyasahay]

I love this comment 😂😂

[@MellowFrog00]

lol

[@darylshops]

I love the shapeless trenchcoat and toe boots! The low bun et al was on pointe.

[@nicar6528]

I think It’s been a while since I’ve seen both safiya and tyler this upbeat in a video, and I AM HERE FOR IT.

[@callasky]

I own a Vibram shoes and it's the most comfortable shoes for outdoor activities. You nailed it that the shoes not meant for concrete. I don't even understand why they add heels to it. Vibram shoes are meant to be used in nature walks. It's not waterproof, but it's not uncomfortable when wore while it's wet unlike normal shoes.

[@hellothere702]

If you modified the heel it could work for hikes but the way it was designed makes it way more uncomfortable than it needs to be

[@Vonmacfire]

😂 That’s cool Dimas!! But I feel like my feet and especially toes are overly ticklish and sensitive 🤣. I don’t think I could wear them without them driving me nuts!

[@jz4057]

I think it’s more of an attitude than a practical garment.

[@kittysoftpaws3677]

Or you could just buy comfortable waterproof shoes instead of waiting thousands on some uncanny valley "fashion statement" because you think it's actually going to help you Rich people spend money on the stupidest shit

[@appalachiabrauchfrau]

@@kittysoftpaws3677 when i was a hobo toe socks and toe shoes were the best, i saved up all my spanging money for knock off vibrams so idk what you're getting at here. Helps prevent toenails from cutting into the next toe, rashes and rubbing burns, they dry real easy, and are easier to walk in. Waterproof shoes are heavy and suck generally.

[@delicateweap0n]

The dystopian priest look was everything

[@try1ngmybe5t81]

and dont forget the peak-a-toe fit

[@lyalllunicec-1379]

it absolutely was

[@user-wc6bl4zs4i]

It’s actually really good to have your toes separated while walking. The heel hight is very bad but just generally having separated toes is good for your stance. Look into barefoot shoes to see the benefits

[@Tinyvalkyrie410]

If you actually read scientific studies, you will see there are some benefits (running metabolic economy) some down sides (increased pain, injuries and inflammation) to minimalist shoes, but that all focuses on heel drop height. Personally, I’d err on the side of less injuries (cushioned shoes) than slightly faster running. There is absolutely no conclusive research on toe separation, and very little research at all on benefits for non runners. What is DEFINITELY true is that if you have any malformations in your skeleton or tendons, or if you are over weight, minimalist shoes can definitely be a risk.

[@kimbrolyy]

@@Tinyvalkyrie410 my doctor told me to stop wearing Converse shoes because they do nothing for your feet and can cause all kinds of issues if worn a lot. Tbf, I wore them daily and walked a lot but still good to keep in mind

[@dragon_toad]

@@Tinyvalkyrie410 not just faster running though - if you run barefoot or shoes that mimic going barefoot, your gait generally ends up being more aligned with your centre of gravity, which is better for joints and avoiding things like plantar fascitis. Can also be good in the long run for stabilising arches. Yes, there are plenty of downsides, but there are benefits as well, same as wearing normal shoes