i worked at a lazertag place: storytime

[@mophead7759]

“Don’t do drugs kids....unless you want sun flowers to smile at you and shit” 😂Has to be my favorite quote ever😂

[@MeMe-ub3og]

Literally F l o w e y

[@pockiiboba494]

@@MeMe-ub3og flowey

[@catl9312]

*[̲̅F][̲̅l][̲̅o][̲̅w][̲̅e][̲̅y]*

[@Dbhdjf]

I was reading that at the exact moment he said it let me tell you I wheezed

[@sillycrazyloopstraws5819]

꧁✯ℐ𝒪𝒪𝒪𝓉𝒽 ℒ𝒾𝓀ℯ✯꧂

[@gracieclay9683]

The one dislike is from the laser tag facility being salty

[@elis4289]

Gracie Clay the second one is from his boss specifically

[@jdkdkxnbdbdbdk770]

And the next one was me.. jk ahah I luv him hehe

[@ice_cream_dino_5292]

The rest are the workers at the facility being forced to dislike it

[@valeriavargas6125]

And also soccer moms

[@fuckedupsis989]

And the Hillbillies

[@macc4226]

*gets sued*

[@JordanCunninghamm]

prob will tbh

[@cringeisamindsetbabe]

Most liked two word comment with no ‘ and no . And no noun.

[@MegaPixlz]

*sister sued*

[@cringeisamindsetbabe]

MegaPixlz gosh people like two word comments...

[@macc4226]

ok wtf why does this have so many likes lol

[@nxn99]

yOurE cHeaTing

[@JordanCunninghamm]

he was so sweet 🥰

[@fuckedupsis989]

Is it just me or were you in the hate comments video?

[@darkanddustyy8556]

ayo flower boy

[@yeehaw511]

weren’t you in that hate comments video

[@salthesteamengine]

darkanddustyy that’s the first thing i thought when i saw his profile pic😭

[@oliviajohnson8155]

I SMILED AT A SUNFLOWER AND IT SMILED BACK

[@keirasokoli5147]

olivia johnson ok........? Is that from the video?

[@adina8064]

᙭᙭_Keiᖇᗩ_᙭᙭ ᔕokoᒪi yuh at 16:50

[@TheMurrmursonbottle]

᙭᙭_Keiᖇᗩ_᙭᙭ ᔕokoᒪi maybe you should actually watch the video before you comment :)

[@keirasokoli5147]

TheMurrmursonbottle first of all I was at school while watching this and second of all I never asked u

[@TheMurrmursonbottle]

᙭᙭_Keiᖇᗩ_᙭᙭ ᔕokoᒪi maybe you shouldn’t watch videos in school then?? not my fault you were being prematurely rude to the commenter with your “ok....?” shit

[@carmetzy2546]

Now I want a sunflower to smile at me😂😂lol

[@bridie4998]

pls explain how ur eyes, jawline and eyebrows r so pretty.

[@ishipitlikefedex2610]

Honestly he's more feminine than me and I'm kinda jelly

[@southpark4EVAAAA]

Im soo jelly of his eyrbrows

[@lazypanda6570]

Transportation and the pool

[@ch3i244]

Good genes, simple.

[@Yes-le7pc]

Bridie Peart Mr.Cunningham+Ms.Cunningham= Jordan

[@kenadierose4346]

pleaseeeee do more storytimes

[@JordanCunninghamm]

I will try to! just have to remember some good stories that will get no one in trouble 😂

[@MoriDiPrato]

600th like

[@katherineteresa]

kenadie rose yasss

[@abbey9884]

I think I just found my new favorite channel

[@javierlb1]

Same

[@mateo_ferranco]

*s a m e*

[@brookesultzer5215]

wow S A M E

[@sweetiepie9440]

Literally me rn

[@Honey-ej6zq]

Love your username

[@savannahbehamdouni5686]

that vomit story was.........great, ma"am

[@juliasmellslikestrawberries]

*𝚂𝚘 𝚏𝚎𝚝𝚌𝚑*

[@petrasolano1579]

@@juliasmellslikestrawberries …

[@candlesmells8491]

Jordan: “ if you’re in college please don’t act like a fricking child.” Also Jordan: *Hides hundreds of tiny babies all over his college campus.*

[@lauramosseri5561]

Blue Toothpaste I love your profile pic 😂 |-/

[@candlesmells8491]

Laura Mosseri oh thank you :)

[@yvves.0]

Hiding fucktons of mini babies around the fuckin campus lmaoooo

[@phanownsmysoul4444]

i see Tyler hehe

[@grace-eh9mv]

is that a tyler

[@rachelhyman4981]

dont do shrooms kids

[@JordanCunninghamm]

life lesson

[@jumanahossam4013]

*true*

[@madisonnkrouch]

Rachel Hyman unless you want sunflowers to smile back at you

[@kateleger4852]

But Jordan, have u ever smoked weed

[@tylarrr]

@@JordanCunninghamm 👍

[@jocuhlyn]

jordan >>>>>>>> everything else

[@grxcegoodwin]

GachaLife 4life nope not rlly

[@grandmawithagun5333]

@@grxcegoodwin LOL

[@grandmawithagun5333]

@@literally_dead849 not rlly

[@michellerhiannon1142]

I can tell you’re going to get famous , if not I’ll be mad

[@0obsessed444]

honest to god what is the meaning behind the pic???

[@mltfkyu]

@@0obsessed444 oh yeah yeah

[@michellerhiannon1142]

TheWierdGirl LOL Idek it’s been my profile for ages Cos someone said on a pewdiepie video to make it our Profile

[@yeeeyeee2359]

U right tho

[@kaitlynjames5149]

Honestly ya

[@ishipitlikefedex2610]

Wait a minute... Severe nosebleed... Yellow sweatshirt... Blue cap... This was during the "wearing the colors of the rainbow for a week" thing! :D

[@wompwompwomp3235]

IShipItLikeFedEx2 WOW!!! XD that’s scarie

[@starxykitten3310]

he said in the colors video he was doing a story time later that day.

[@reversecard135]

OMG!

[@jamiya9309]

Real stalker fan😌

[@daphne4216]

Jordan: “ by the way I literally just had a severe nose bleed earlier” Me: *sips tea* Jordan “but we don’t wanna get into that” Me: *throws tea across the room*

[@Emma.06]

Owo Nya? Lol

[@karar9210]

You remind me of Kurt from glee

[@JordanCunninghamm]

go check out my explanation video 🤭😉

[@karar9210]

Jordan Cunningham OMG YOU REPLIED!!! Gonna go watch that right now. ily

[@Jess-wf1xo]

Omfg same

[@susanross4367]

that's what i was thinking too

[@gnocchipr1nc3ss]

How tf did I not notice this before

[@VanessaHernandez-mg9ol]

“Unless you want sunflowers to smile at you”😂😂😂😂

[@taehyunjins9129]

YoUR ChEatiNg

[@TAZMANIA1811]

@@lululipes4382 must you need to do that?

[@cheaire]

You're* ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@alexmarie640]

juice cleanse? no tarzan only does shroom cleanses.

[@laurenmarsland7599]

23 minutes and no mid rolls? underrated queen

[@alliexcx5576]

king* but yes

[@Queerlyness]

Lol I got like 3 mid rolls

[@blackpinkistherevolution4]

​@@alliexcx5576 he's gay that's why they're calling him a queen...

[@madokazzzsilly]

@@alliexcx5576 jesus christ lady this was from 4 years ago

[@halle14]

"if you're in college, act your age" fast forward to the tiny baby video..

[@dinomatkovic5507]

Omfg😂😂😂

[@cassiedibenedetto6294]

Jordan id just a crack head(the good type)

[@altllie5268]

i want more stories from you (:

[@JordanCunninghamm]

there’s definitely more where this came from 😂

[@grandmawithagun5333]

@@JordanCunninghamm I bet .-.

[@aphroditethegoddessofloveb214]

@@JordanCunninghamm please text me anytime I have insomnia 3185416864

[@yourdadalyssa8148]

“Don’t do drugs.... unless you want sunflowers to smile back at you” 😂

[@jooku]

i love that this has no ads

[@euphoria.9028]

oh my god just realized this 👏👏

[@layneaddison5429]

he doesn't :P

[@leenahaudio]

You don't want him to make money? Also it had ads 🥰

[@shaigamer0139]

Lol i got ads

[@samrtherat]

Why did I get an ad right after reading this

[@lockec3269]

I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT THAT I HID TINY BABIES AROUND DISNEY WORLD AND MY PARENTS FOUND THEM AND YELLED AT ME

[@breakuruglyback7680]

Ok but ....good video idea

[@ConnorN22]

haha

[@layneaddison5429]

okay.

[@alanplebanski8207]

Lol

[@ver8o9nica54]

LMAOO

[@ratlsd8762]

Sis love the long video ❤️ waiting for more 💕

[@freyaphobic]

me: **overlooking my sad life** *lightbulb moment* me: shrooms

[@flipflops9637]

Your voice is so calming

[@rottenpocket]

We love an early sister ;)

[@annahillstrom3065]

bro

[@rottenpocket]

Anna Hillstrom what bro

[@annahillstrom3065]

@@rottenpocket I just liked ur commentand you didn't even like mine

[@annahillstrom3065]

@@rottenpocket that's called bullying fyi, blocked and reported

[@annahillstrom3065]

@@rottenpocket well idek what tyvm means so get bullied

[@gabriella236]

I recently found ur channel and omg I’m obsessed wtf you deserve more followers💞

[@soobunnie_]

sissy, you don't deserve the amount of subscribers you have...YOU DESERVE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY MORE.

[@Wink-182]

Why did I read 'you deserve way more' in Waluigi's voice

[@belblair7158]

i just found tor channel like a week ago and I’m hooked sis thanks for quality content❤️

[@morganmgoodrich]

Lookin’ chic Brows on fleak, I’ll be watching your channel every week 😉

[@p4rk3r.]

Chocolate wasted, I live for random movie references. Grown-ups is THE movie🙌

[@freshcinnabonsmaam8822]

Lmao I just found you channel a few days ago and I absolutely love you! You’re definitely going to get famous.

[@le_emo_tac0]

I work at a Burgerking and bro they didnt pop moly but my friend caught my coworkers snorting coke off the back counter, which happens to be out of sight from management up front, not cameras, and for some reason customers dont go there. It was a GrEAt shift.

[@90slosers73]

Kayla French im eating burgerking while readying this. s h i t

[@kaitlyn5476]

literally been binging every video of yours. i’m obsessed.

[@squid4484]

this is my new favorite channel, just subscribed!

[@annahseguin1433]

I honestly think Jordan should have a story time podcast

[@iminabin1452]

I came here from the baby video and now I'm never gonna stop watching for years 😂

[@cl0udz236]

"And that sunflower smiled right back" omg

[@southpark4EVAAAA]

LMFAO THE WAY HE SAID "do i look like a ma'm to you" GOT ME CHOKING ON MY WATER 😂😂

[@keiraoconnell4185]

For some reason the “do I look like a f****** mam to you” made me wheeze for a solid minute and every time I rewatch it I start laugh/cough/wheezing

[@theearthisround8899]

literally ur my new favorite youtuber🥺🥺👁👄👁

[@droopymonette]

So we’re not talking about how calming and well spoken Jordan is like I’m not ok👽

[@taehyunjins9129]

You’re so strong jor❤️ I’m sorry you had to deal with this😚

[@briw714]

jordan: “i just had a severe nose bleed like 20 minutes ago” me: *notices his outfit from him dressing up in different colors of the rainbow each day*

[@hadassssah]

I can’t get passed the fact that you look like Gunther from shake it up

[@lux.7395]

My new favorite phrase "I don't wanna get sister sued"

[@avaqubti5728]

U are a whole mood lol

[@kaitiegooey]

kinda love this and you’re kinda amazing

[@chloeharlan3393]

You should definitely do more story times

[@blackpinkistherevolution4]

True I love his storytimes he's so good at telling them

[@madirose171]

One time I was at school and my class was going outside for PE. One kid hit the fire alarm casing by accident and his friend took that opportunity to pull it. The whole school was escorted outside and three fire trucks came. They both got almost 2 weeks of suspension. That event made my morning.

[@youtubeuser838]

I thought this would be boring but it was soo funny

[@ellenchalke451]

Take a shot every time Jordan says laser tag

[@river1135]

Ellen Chalke 😵😵😵

[@kamrynwilliamson1089]

*WASTED*

[@PhobiaGal]

and fucking rest in peace

[@staciecastillo6345]

Omg I love youuuuu. You’re just so effortlessly funny and your outfits are always popping ❤️

[@lexi-ig3bv]

I wasn’t even watching I was listening while doing something else. This is gold.

[@deviouscrimeboy]

6.6k views and 666 likes excuse me

[@set-tes4316]

You were right, you got my bitchass to watch till the end

[@frogxcult2307]

Big mistake to watch this while eating

[@Lavender11108]

Listening to Jordan explain things is like a gift sent from purgatory

[@melissaarias9625]

you’re literally blowing up so quick aww IM PROUD jors.aep🤠☝🏼😌🖤

[@alekaok894]

6:34 "SIRRR" love that part

[@thebigenderqueen1586]

So now there’s drunk people playing laser tag... Well *that’s* great. Also claps for Jorden’s non-existent sympathy 😂

[@meikehofman8766]

1:00 *"sIsTeR sUeD"*

[@Kate_677]

Found my new favourite KZbinr😂😍

[@elodie3731]

ur literally so entertaining and ur story times are great :)

[@marioarciniega4311]

drunk man: *pukes his entire body out" Jordan: 7:05

[@Redditstorytimee_]

I have been lately obsessed with you

[@estefaniaespino3931]

Ooooo I see X in the background👀🙌🏾

[@grimreapermoment]

the sunflower smiled back😪

[@naqiyahadenwala2636]

laser tag and a bar wow Barney Stinson would've loved that

[@hailielizaso691]

Literally my favorite youtuber... ARE TOU KIDDING SIS?!

[@m-nijmeh2263]

i love how his channel is growing so much like 3 days ago he was at 16k 2 days ago he was at 67k ( i didn't check yesterday) but now he is at 104k

[@depressed_sadchild7097]

your storytimes are my favorite

[@yeehaw511]

“don’t do shrooms kids, unless you want sunflowers to smile at you”- jordan cunningham 2019

[@cassiedibenedetto6294]

THE FIRST TIME I WACHED ONE OF YOUR VIDS I KNEW YOU WOULD BLOW TF UP AND I LOVE YOU SK MUCH ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@ashlynncrandell1454]

Main event he worked at main event

[@kaiomii]

Ashlynn crandell bruh😂

[@alwaysjalynn884]

Sounds like a lit ass place the way he described it 😂 but I wouldn't be able to handle the drunks throwing up everywhere & the college students acting like complete bonkers I'd be mad

[@gabbyh5119]

I love it when you do story times because it helps me concentrate on actually cleaning when I have to because when I'm listening to music I can't concentrate on cleaning for the life of me and it's just funny listening to your stories so thank you. Love you 😘❤️

[@presleywashington4549]

MY FAV CHANNEL 💜💜💜💜💜 just found you

[@xqueenie_playzx7203]

This is my new favorite channel

[@andreinaline9347]

Just came across this channel, you're so entertaining, subbed.

[@becca8494]

“and that bitch smiled right back” hahaha i’m dead

[@ludmilasapo7877]

Jodan:don't do drugs unless you want sunflowers smiling at you 😂 where is the merch ????

[@keirahughes3227]

MOST UNDERRATED KZbinR

[@salthesteamengine]

and i’m like “..sIR”

[@tommieparonett8265]

I literally love you I hope you explode

[@majawiden3063]

Homework/ responsibilities

[@TheMadisonCooper]

Jordan Cunningham is my March obsession

[@kalileifer5640]

I love your videos🤩

[@JordanCunninghamm]

thanku sm 😔💛💛

[@auggiemicrowave5740]

they way you described this I realize that my brother had a birthday party at a place you just described..

[@aaalleexx1]

Oof I keep obsessing over your jawline damn

[@sipped9262]

You are my new favorite KZbinr love ya boo 🤠

[@klaina.x3461]

i just realized his brows were soooooo nice in this video

[@callii2981]

omg you really need to do more story times ily 😌👊🏼

[@angie5656]

ikr i agree with u

[@angie5656]

cool username tho

[@callii2981]

DjPsychoGirl lmfao thanks

[@ck7]

*i love hillbillies, they love me.* -Jordan 2019

[@CooperD-of2nt]

the sunflowers smiled back!!😜😜😆

[@abbyshoemaker]

i’m here before you get famous jordan🥤😎

[@nataliatothemoon]

PMG THE OLD OUTRO MY WHOLE HEART