TIKTOK AT 3AM

[@bee1783]

Everyone else: *cOrOnA viRuS, tOileT pApeR* Jordan: _T i k T o k_

[@red-bs3lv]

🤣

[@softiee4879]

also me:

[@bored1840]

But also everyone else bc of corona: TikTok

[@emmyd2935]

Same

[@shelbyhageman5931]

My school is canceled for four weeks

[@thebigenderqueen1586]

Jorden: so today I’m in my closet... Me: where have I seen that before 🤔 Also me: 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🚪 Edit: Btw I’m not an NPC

[@Xiii-.]

Only npc's would say that💀

[@thebigenderqueen1586]

@@Xiii-. error

[@marytc2714]

@@Xiii-. what’s NPC sorry lol

[@Em_.1309]

@@marytc2714 non player character

[@filisora]

hmmmmmmm

[@fl.74]

he isn't just the circus he's the whole entertainment industry

[@IzzieSoda]

valkyriee shit-

[@remmy7843]

Tru tho

[@internetgirrrll]

yeah-

[@milkybubbletae8809]

U speak da facts

[@ryton3]

Agreed

[@Meckolo]

Jordan being gay: he's so pretty Me being gay: ew a man

[@coocooformycocoapuffs3235]

me whos bi eww people

[@ash-gw7es]

off topic but I just realized how perfectly structured your face is like please I have a triple chin. what do u eat all day. send me your recipes.

[@garaz1]

ash he literally only consumes redbulls and starbuck lmao it’s his genes

[@ash-gw7es]

garazi the master crackhead damn guess i’m just cursed

[@MarvelousMars]

Well from your profile pic u look stunning girl!! Wow

[@ash-gw7es]

Marvelous Marli D if only it was me! it’s Ashley aka halsey, she’s an amazing singer you should definitely check her out! 🥰

[@noatsouri6837]

ash From his videos, I can see his diet isn’t the healthiest in the slightest lol but he just has a high metabolism and good genes. I totally feel you, I wish I had a high metabolism

[@AshenedSkies]

"If you read this book as a kid you're gay or bisexual now" *shows The Rainbow Fish* Me: I read thatttt, I'm queer noww aHaH

[@yup5113]

ah yes same

[@zoeygriffin9405]

I had a whole 1st grade project on ot I think

[@niyniiloves]

@Alex Fierro same

[@Ok-pq5ro]

I READ IT IN SCHOOL AND LITERALLY EVERYONE WANTED TO READ IT AFFTER ME NOW IM LESBIAN

[@siennacollins4547]

sameee

[@Wigconic.]

Jordan being a tiktoker for 20 minutes straight

[@meowzers456]

weave

[@jackh.3052]

Gay*

[@shllby1]

I see you everywh-

[@Snake.b1te]

He's not straight

[@charleeseese5839]

Omg wigconic

[@tylerdurden9662]

Jordan your every reaction is literally mood ily dude

[@drishya3331]

“ it’s small , it’s quiet “ - my brain....

[@anshuranjan9678]

My social life

[@sfigueroa7172]

HAHAHHAHAHA Thats si baaaaad

[@skeni]

i literally love him

[@harleyhunt6358]

Jordan: tik tok scares me Also Jordan: makes tik tok content because he’s obsessed

[@malex027]

Harley Hunt i wanna like but it’s at 69 and it would be disrespectful

[@harleyhunt6358]

Marialexa Gamero thank you. you did the right thing

[@limesoda5532]

Yo 1000th like

[@bloodsunsubs]

“Comment down below if you’re not an NPC” Chiaki: * sweats *

[@Yui-zc3vv]

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Jordan:(laughs awkwardly)

[@q6k]

Samantha alexis Gokong not funny didn’t laugh

[@honestlysame2974]

@@q6k gOd

[@Yui-zc3vv]

@@q6k 1:27 u can see that he awkwardly laugh bish u blind. Plus did i say it was FUNNY😒

[@Yui-zc3vv]

Slowmo it

[@qxuuiinnn]

shut up

[@starry4139]

"How am i supposed to call 911 if there is not even an 11? fuck the police." I cried-

[@imhungry9806]

this is the most connected i’ve felt to a video. like yk at sleepovers and y’all are just chilling and someone goes “im so tired” like those moments. this is what i experienced just now with this video thank u jordan

[@sunset9994]

5:55 His smile. God pliz like why so perfect??

[@alyssaevans4488]

Everyone: *TOILET PAPER* Jordan: Tik tok pwese

[@Jesterkat]

We meet again

[@alyssaevans4488]

@@Jesterkat we do

[@Jesterkat]

@@alyssaevans4488 by any chance do you have discord?

[@alyssaevans4488]

@@Jesterkat I do! #3417 is my tag

[@Jesterkat]

@@alyssaevans4488 my user is HAJIME HINATA #2334

[@frog2718]

The "I am not gay anymore" is like how dare you not be gay anymore

[@avaaedg3436]

Not trying to brag but I was washing my hands before it was a trend

[@ilovelightmcqueen]

same lol

[@bellakittylover3148]

same lol

[@catsareplaying]

same lol

[@don3037]

same lol

[@hicough1428]

Same

[@ghostyboo___8406]

I need more of this

[@jessicanewz]

NPCs are the people in the comments like "I'm early and I don't know what to say 😳" "0 views 5 comments KZbin is drunk lol" "no one: Jordan: *insert quote from video here"*

[@headbangergf]

THIS IS SO ACCURATE

[@nico4858]

aye like ya profile pic

[@gone4607]

Actually I’ve done the KZbin is drunk joke but man I’m not an NPC

[@ultimatetoelicker]

I used to be a npc 😭🖐

[@FoxInYourBox]

Yup

[@mrskeesha4874]

Dude if red bull hasn’t sponsored u they need to lmao. I am not a part of the whole simulation thing, I’m real 😂.

[@reese5437]

Jordan: go tell your parents you love them Me, at 3am: *bursts into parents room screaming* I LoVe yOu gUyS!

[@adysun8824]

ive finally found you pickle

[@therealsallyface6543]

Pickle! Omg! Hi nice to meet you! I have a mask with you on it! Wait Is you a 💅 dino?!

[@rowan2939]

12:05 it’s nearly two in the morning and the whole house is silent but i just laughed SO hard at this 😭

[@red-bs3lv]

Just woke up to this, they closed all schools in my state, my teachers are still giving assignment still 🤢😭 -Thank you coronavirus

[@jasmine3267]

Hi I'm Always Gayer you’re in WA?

[@red-bs3lv]

@@jasmine3267 no, chicago

[@ellahusk3689]

I’m in KY and the schools here r doing that too

[@red-bs3lv]

@@ellahusk3689 yeah it's in quite a lot of states

[@AMATCHALATTE]

I live in California and all the schools in my district are closed. :) It's spreading all the way to the west coast too, g r e at.

[@lilymorgan2295]

holy shit his eyes in the beginning are so BEAUTIFUL

[@cielphantomhive9133]

I didn’t realize how long this video was 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@mayoissause8042]

I like your pfp

[@andeegalloway9581]

@@mayoissause8042 omg same

[@Holly-pj1yy]

'𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙜𝙪𝙮𝙨 𝙩𝙤𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙙𝙪𝙘𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙮 𝙨𝙪𝙜𝙖𝙧 𝙙𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮'

[@violet2585]

Jordan: I hope you’re all corona free! Alcoholics: 😳😔

[@Pathetic_rat]

Best fucking comment ever

[@gracey321]

When it’s actually 4am. 𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚

[@randapanda7636]

Last time I was this early Jordan didn't know mini babies existed

[@sakura-chan2761]

Randa panda You. are. A. NPC!!!

[@sakura-chan2761]

Randa panda You’re an npc-

[@hicough1428]

You are an npc

[@polarisbelt]

bakugo walking into the waiting room before he fights todoroki 7:30

[@omnicronchromestar3386]

I’m an NPC and PC, let me explain so you ever going to the bathroom or just a random place in general and you find someone that’s also in there and this usually happens to me in school like they come up to you I don’t come up to you like you come up to them and you say hi right I feel like I do that all the time and honestly it makes me feel like an NPC but I’m not ?

[@randomartistd5130]

Your literally my favourite KZbinr and you NEVER fail to make me wheeze ☝️😩

[@basicallyautistic]

Jordan: I hope you're staying corona-free.. Me, with coronavirus: Yep, I'm staying f- *INTENSE COUGH*

[@red-bs3lv]

I love ur name

[@basicallyautistic]

Lmao thanks ig

[@red-bs3lv]

@Tearyu I hope I don't have it..

[@red-bs3lv]

@@basicallyautistic do you actually have covid?

[@basicallyautistic]

@@red-bs3lv yea

[@Zenata-fx8fk]

PLEASE MAKE ANOTHER ONE

[@laurencromie5466]

you know your addicted when you’ve seen the majority of these

[@imanibangsi7325]

Loving jordan pov

[@user-dz7dl2yz4j]

Me sleeping at 3am: 😴 Jordan at 3am: WHaTs uP GuYS!😜

[@nathalieperez5611]

thanks for doing this video, it felt like if i really were watching tiktok with a friend

[@leo-1897]

I can’t stop laughing at Jordans reactions😂

[@hiitsmeig5171]

AND ITS JUST PAST 3AM HERE- PERFECT TIMING

[@sarwat04]

nothing but love for you Jordan the way you create content just for us to see

[@gigi_ayc]

“Got a really bad grade but like Demi Lovato once said, “Don’t tell your mother” thank you Demi, I will be following that advise” Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂 *literally dying on the floor at 3:00 am* 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@APerson-ei4tx]

You know it's a good day when Jordan posts

[@toga_himiko_official3511]

my best friend got covid and she told me over ft obviously but she told me that the only reason she felt strong enough to keep going was because of you so thank you much from me and her♥♥♥

[@lilliagrace7192]

dropped everything for this i need cheering up after the omb ending

[@tappee4845]

2:02 not even halfway in he pulls out "The MickeyD's" and "Spill the tea sis" card 😂😂

[@opheliasturz7354]

"WhErE DiD He GO?!" Jordan 2020

[@Shanyeevans]

18:22 said the same thing lol

[@noodlesoup7619]

4:29 Jordan’s really out here reading my mind

[@morganpearce8596]

0:57 Jordan.exe has stopped working

[@LiliMErosa]

12:02: No one: Not a soul: Me watching that part at 1:42 am : Ha ha, I do that.

[@sarahsinging4028]

I really hope the person at 7:47 is okay :(. Idk if it was real, but if it was then I hope they got out okay and are doing better. That one actually made me feel a little sad-

[@elo_belo]

i hope she got out of that situation safely if it was real

[@autisticjessepinkman]

When your early but you don’t know what to comment ..

[@sannee6208]

Omg sameee😂

[@red-bs3lv]

Same I just put whatever lol

[@junemurphy720]

What Jordan says: it 3 am so I decided to watch tiktoks for a vid What Jordan means: I decided to turn my insomnia into a way to make money

[@aileen407]

Honestly I could watch you reacting to random tiktoks for hours

[@maxamillionsdingus]

legit the most entertaining person on KZbin

[@SilverSnowyFox_]

The sheer fact you uploaded this at 3am my time- (Japan time if you were curious)

[@charlie-jh6mj]

i solemnly swear i am not an npc. i solemnly swear i am up to no good. signed : -the girls and the gays and the they’s

[@anotherdayanotherslayxx]

when ur too early and there’s no comments to like and laugh at

[@robyn7143]

Him: talking about his closet, its cozy. Right on that moment: ‘cozy’ on his hoodie

[@sue2850]

We all know how this is gonna go and I’m still worried-

[@thewheekly8]

Jimins_jams I LOVE your profile pic! The Beatles!!!! 😍

[@calcool9050]

the "im going to france" I HAVE NEVER RELATED TO ANYTHING SO MUCH IN MY LIFE!

[@sunderius]

4:18 is that Jacob Sartorius with Baby Ariel because I swear I haven't seen them since 2016

[@lt8432]

10:50 he's probably a npc-

[@gaby-mo8zo]

Sees whatever Jordan uploads Me: clicks

[@rhiannonfoss]

the french tinder one… SHEEEEESSSSHHHHH

[@marin7437]

live footage of jordan leaving all his tiktok notifications unread just to flex

[@alliedaily4199]

best 20 mins ive ever spent

[@corgi4736]

1:37 me showing my friends a meme

[@CloudedClovers]

Pov the giraffe starts bullying you got me 💀

[@alondralicon3484]

Why do people what toilet paper for the coronavirus, it doesn’t cause diarrhea 😆

[@niajones8632]

Because if they get corona virus then people will have to stay at home; they don't want to run out of toilet paper😒

[@sillygoose8040]

actually some cases it does

[@sserialkilled]

Red Cross says to have toilet paper in emergency

[@sun_shine7696]

I’ve been addicted to u since the mini babies

[@chibiicherries0321]

*jordan forgeting that sleep boosts immunity to the virus* me: inhale

[@Meckolo]

Jordan at 6am

[@mahhdii_4082]

I was very concerned when I read the title but then i realized it was jordan

[@Странник-з7с]

Mahhdii _ 🤣

[@sierrabell2509]

3:11.....just wait Jordan you will realize in the future lol

[@revelvet2751]

IM ALSO MOVING TO FRANCE!! AND I LOVE YOU, HOPE YOU'RE STAYING CORONA-FREE, HAPPY AND HEALTHY!!!

[@ziqahtells]

his reaction literally matched mine when the cute cat poped up

[@siwwann8232]

ImagineJordan wasn’t awake at 3 AM every day 😂

[@khloevada928]

13:19 Idk about you but that was hilarious for some reason

[@ameliamorris3079]

NPCs are prolly the people who don’t believe we live in the matrix

[@rosieposie0426]

Jordan is such a mood 😂

[@dianap6252]

i wasted 20 minutes of my life. Do i care? No Was it worth it? *deep voice* YESSSS

[@onlyautumn3758]

jordan's face while watching all the Tik Toks😐-😳-😐

[@baileecahill2295]

10:43 WHEN I TELL YOU I MADE THE SAME FACE

[@Just_Jodi]

Jordan should call us the cunning-fam

[@janelleriann01]

it bothers me how he DOESNT CHECK HIS INBOX!! still love ya jordan

[@nroate]

17:45 Jordan S H O O K

[@sidfromiceage69]

Bro tbh everyone should thank Corona like it saves us from school and tests and homework so,If the Coronavirus watches this thank you for everything🥺🥰❤

[@bobaroo11]

16:26 that guy looks like Avi Kaplan but as a street dude

[@imnot.themoon]

ZaNnY~ zANnIe~ (7:59)

[@mariah8924]

I never knew I needed a French boy until now ):

[@iconic_tay0589]

I’ve started to hide mini baby’s 💀😂

[@LocalTherianTwins]

No, you aren't the only one watching this in 2022.

[@Zionrebecca]

At 8:13 that’s a sand cat and I asked and begged my boyfriend for one and if he says no I will cry myself to sleep he’s been showing signs he’s gonna say yes but I don’t know

[@MossyForestt]

it's been two years, what did he say??

[@Megan-xs8ky]

The cat was getting an altrasound. Cat not dead, just DRAMATIC!

[@isabellasanchez5078]

the emmuhlu thing didn’t age well

[@sushii2903]

why was this genuinely entertaining