I would never...

[@JeremyBowen-c5f]

Calm Eddie is going to have a yeast infection if he hasn't already

[@mattammarofficial]

“Nothing wrong with that! I like bread!” -Calm Eddie

[@SewerTapes]

Jesus fu-king Christ, dude. I love you so much.

[@mattammarofficial]

Haha thank you!

[@octalogicsmith9028]

I am so offended. I loved Howard the dock.

[@mattammarofficial]

I like Howard the Duck!

[@ArtisticAutisticandAiling]

Please Stay Alive, God Bless You. Happy Holidays from Me and every Motherphucking Otter of the World! :3 No. Seriously. Please Stay Alive and Stay Strong too! 🙏 🐼🎨📼💾🦦🦦🦦

[@mattammarofficial]

I’m alive, does that count?

[@ArtisticAutisticandAiling]

@mattammarofficial Yes it counts! 🫡🦦