I Would Not Wish This Level On My Worst Enemy.

[@evorook463]

7:30 Ryu: I am impressed by my own moves here Ryu+1second: I forgot to hold right again! Ryu+2second: I dropped my controller! Everything is falling apart!

[@Muskelbiber21]

😂

[@snoopdoggthecertifiedg6777]

Can we talk about how wildly lucky Ryu was, getting three Pfarios in the same level?

[@RP-mp4ow]

Given the level he got those in, im not sure "luck" is the right word 😀

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

Afaik the odds of getting pfario twice in a row is 1 in 10,000

[@19neXt91]

Is it random?

[@snoopdoggthecertifiedg6777]

@@19neXt91 Yes, 1 out of 100 chance

[@bbbbbzzzzzzzzzz5431]

That level had many very rare events, wow wtf 🎶🎶

[@jeffreysmith9041]

That 2nd level was truly a breath of garbagy fresh air, havent seen one that bad in a while

[@atlucas1]

The slapstick is out of control

[@RGSTR]

You say it's uncanny but it's actually the reason it is so fun to watch you. When you're in the zone you learn how to get through 'impossible' levels really fast and when you're confident too, you pull off really pog stuff. Thanks for the great video, cheers!

[@Crumbling_Vortex]

I like how he dropped Yoshi at the end of the first level without a second thought.

[@princessoscar3089]

I don't... 😢

[@AlexAvlitchev]

He's obviously doing that on purpose to trigger ppl. :)

[@JessSimpson1313]

I think that karma his is why his next level was such hot garbage

[@Mikoo2363]

To be fair, he was stalling to get a 1-up, not trying to trigger us.

[@Levi-yp1dt]

So unnecessary.. yet he did it without any remorse 🫡

[@TheItchyDani3l]

When the Kamek destroyed the Lanky mushroom... I felt that.

[@williamdennis3574]

That second level is definitely the video game gods coming back on Ryu for all the recent unnecessary Yoshi slaughter.

[@MrSkuddawg]

One minute Yoshi is his trusty steed, the next Ryu is dropping him in a pit with the same regard as tossing away a used napkin. 🤔🤔

[@alexmanolas1846]

That was fucked up , he got what he deserved in the next level !!!.

[@lenc3970]

He wanted to get the 1 up and to do that you have to hit the very top of the goal.

[@fearless3073]

Who cares its a game

[@joshmartin2744]

@11:49 Props to Ryu for respectfully trying to avoid the phrase "PTSD", despite the fact that post-traumatic stress is literally what he's experiencing.

[@Robshi]

That putrid hot garbage level was brought to you by France. Judging from the mii expression, he knew what he was doing.

[@jdinfinite5055]

You make 7:00 am manageable, thanks Ryu!

[@guillaumelagueyte1019]

Have a good day my friend

[@nickwijker1990]

Ruy's nightmares of spiny throwing lakitu's must be viceral by now.

[@lostspider343]

ur good humor is the ultimate tool for wolfing down endless pain; truly inspirational!

[@Troll-ne9cs]

2:50 - "You got to be kidding me right?" ... That's what you get for dropping Yoshi to his doom in the first level.

[@JessSimpson1313]

1:51 that's some cruel yoshi slaughter

[@alexmanolas1846]

Agree

[@BryanatGameStop]

Breakfast + Ryukahr SMM1 video = good day

[@bettergaming2321]

It makes my day. 🏔️🙂

[@klove2966]

Oh my! Ryu unlocked super saiyan mode on that Mont Koopa 3 level. That was a fantastic series of events to watch

[@kevinmeyers162]

This whole run was a colon cleanser

[@FREEDOM_OR_DEATH_]

That second level was laughing out loud the whole time, and that ending. Marvelous!

[@tai.diep21]

Yey, in Vietnam it's 10 p.m every time you posted these videos. You bring me a lot of joys before the end of the day. Thanks you Ryu.

[@cheeseparis1]

Hi! In France it's when I'm back from a good day at the office, ready to have apéritif. Enlightens my evening everytime.

[@phosphorus4]

…Aperitif…haven’t heard that one…

[@cheeseparis1]

@@phosphorus4 "Apéritif" is appetiser, the drink you have before your meal. "Digestif" are the ones you have after the meal, one sip at a time, while Ryu is doing the one-life challenge

[@4500zenja]

Another translations post to promote this YT channel and help to understand what did the Japanese and other people wrote on their titles: Level 2 (2:15) - "Koopa Mountain 3 - Bowser" by Kiljaka, France Level 5 (19:43) - "Solving Mystery in the Haunted House" by Rui, Japan Level 6 (22:26) - random kanji by Akasatana, Japan

[@reaurt]

Watching Ryu's faith in humanity decline with each SMM playthrough

[@annabethchase2569]

Ryu has been playing SMM probably since it came out and before that he played Kaizo mario I think. Not sure if Ryu ever had any faith in humanity at any point in the last decade

[@Acts19quiz]

2:10 Title level. 22:24 Thumbnail level. 7:50 8:27 Wow, two random Lanky Marios in a row. 13:10 🧀 14:28 26:10 "That's cool! That was a good level!" *doesn't ⭐* XD (though I agree, good level)

[@adipy8912]

11:37 You should play some of Buckaroo's troll levels he made for Carl. Funny enough a couple of hours after I wrote the first sentence Carl uploaded a video where he playes a troll level from Buckaroo.

[@EricStevenTerry]

Can you imagine if the guardians from breath of the wild had the precision accuracy of a lakitu hurling spinies?

[@lucasb959]

That was definitely the coolest moves I've seen all day guaranteed

[@etherraichu]

The thing that made the 2nd level so bad was that it didn't need to be. Like, there were long sections of places where jumping past all the threats worked great. But then they had to mess it up with jank and pick a door.

[@eugenethomas1636]

1:02 before getting that 1 up you can just grab a bomb and kill those wigglers

[@Schlepian]

7:33 I literally laughed into my glass of milk and sprayed it all over my face, thank you.

[@spookylirva]

Monty Moles - Well at least they don't throw hammers at you

[@paulnewton2284]

Mont Koopa 3 - Bowser is a violation of the Geneva Convention

[@toonnico4635]

9:21 Ryu: where is the secret power up? Kamek: not today bruh

[@mainelymadagain9405]

😂 That second level had me rolling dude. Definitely nice to watch this after work.

[@chaunceybillups5436]

11:36 Colon? hahahahahahahhaa that was hilarious

[@mickgorro]

Mont Koopa is French for Mount Koopa. The t is silent, the n nasalizes the previous o.

[@michaelharden2929]

"Whoever designed hammer bros' random throwing patterns has no soul" 🤣

[@bollesaus1527]

2:32 I like how Ryu just claimed that Shigeru Miyamoto has no soul

[@poppunknerd182]

Ryu: “Should I ride this dude?” My wife: “yes”

[@bodie12333]

5:54 Got 'em!

[@Spartsou]

Ryu: I would not wish this upon my enemies Also Ryu playing Mario 35: hahahaha! Lakitus and hammer bros, kill my enemies!!

[@jdotoz]

That French level was like a fine ten year old milk.

[@Duckman1616]

11:37 Cleaning out my colon number two. xD

[@thecandyman2588]

the hammer bro level was hilarious 😂😂

[@cmfireflies]

can't believe you sacrificed yoshi for a 1-up

[@chrisc6477]

2nd level was a riot of entertainment and laughter but also agony haha

[@guythasawesome]

9:48 "sirs theres been a second magikoopa"

[@aaronrichards19886]

We need to know if Mont Koopa had a dev star.

[@skully6447]

"Okay do we ride that dude backwards? Or do we go in that pipe?" -Ryukahr 2023

[@Trafalgar821]

Stage 2 gives me mario 35 feels. Damn i miss that game

[@adammadison4618]

By FAAAARRR……. My all time favorite reaction to a Ryu win at 11:00 hahaha

[@grantstevensbreak]

Dude the SMM1 content is so good. It would be awesome to hear some of the SMM intro music like in the olden days of yore.

[@julianff7409]

Sad he didn't took a look at the mont koopa level. I am sure that there is somewhere a death star

[@Houston_Native]

Lmao when he said "the powers combined", in my head was like I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!

[@Yateball]

The days of not completing 100 man runs are loooong gone

[@antonios.1894]

I can hear his aneurysm in that flock of hammer bros level

[@captnsquanchie4192]

saving the play with that random bullet is actually goated

[@TheItchyDani3l]

I legit thought the entire rest of the video was going to be this one level

[@dandandan01]

Man I love 100 Mario. Thanks for this series Ryu

[@ibdoomed]

Need to challenge Kirbs to do this in less than 30 lives.

[@obameia]

1:46 Why would you ditch that yoshi into the abyss when you easily could have brought him over the finish line, sacrificing the homie yosh just for the 1up you could have gotten otherwise, how cold 😢

[@alexmanolas1846]

Agree

[@HardxCorpsxKali]

You know how when you’re with an abusive pos and then you finally get out of that relationship and your new partner doesn’t really do anything but they also don’t beat you so it’s kinda like fireworks? Yeah that was level 3.. 😂😂😂

[@nicholashazel7049]

The most casual Yoshi slaughter ever posted on KZbin 1:47

[@brandondillow4526]

He really said "cleaning out my colon" 🤣🤣 it was coursebot!

[@TheStiff]

I got Mario Maker because of you and now I suffer. Not like you suffer, but still.

[@anthonyrausch5708]

3:16 - This level is 4-1 “BUT WAY MORE DEADLY”!!!!

[@anthonyrausch5708]

3:54 - Therapist - Where did “the hammer bro” touch you Mario?

[@anthonyrausch5708]

4:04 - 4:10 = This was one of those “FUNNY AND CUTE TROLL’S”…..

[@anthonyrausch5708]

7:02 - This just brings back “SO MANY NIGHTMARES” about 4-1….

[@anthonyrausch5708]

7:29 - Ryu fell through “THE HOLE” “lol” 7:37 - Ryu fell through “THE HOLE AGAIN” “double lol”

[@anthonyrausch5708]

8:56 - Hammer Bros and Lakitu’s with there powers “COMBINED”???? 1000X worse then bowser “BY A COUNTRY MILE”!!!!

[@escondidonative2903]

Watching u play mont koopa three was the hardest I’ve laughed in a while.

[@SerAbiotico]

I like the mini review for each of the levels played, Ryu could incorporate that to the runs (when not ending truly exhausted by hot putrid garbage 🗑️🚮)

[@Nathan-js4ul]

Didn't realize it was hot garbage day

[@richardstickel3591]

You need to add like unreal tortament sound effects when you die bye head shots or multi killed.

[@moloy559]

That second level was putrid. Pfario should never have been exposed to such horror, let alone 3 times.

[@Renville80]

That mount Koopa stage was a vivid reminder of why I hated the Lakitus and the Hammer Brothers in the original SMB…

[@TheZaniQ]

Ryu, your playing pain is my viewing pleasure. Thank you for the great content!

[@bettergaming2321]

You're amazing Ryu, you're truly amazing, you're here to make my day. (:

[@elhopper3735]

That first level was a masterpiece😂Kept getting better every death

[@briyzzie3309]

The only thing I like more than Ryu suffering is Ryu succeeding

[@bobbystark3721]

I, for one, am loving the Mario maker 1 content. Thank you for the retro trip.

[@dashwerm6181]

I love how Ryu Shorts has already turned into Ryu Shorts & Longs. Dude just can't stick to short form content lol

[@gtg9580]

That cannon saved u will be dead if it didn't come out 10:55

[@JohnBlazkowicz]

The patient this man got is insane.

[@CatholicismRules]

3:50 Did he just walk up slowly, and down-smash??

[@melissaduncan7126]

I call the long, lanky guy Lothario which is what I thought Ryu was saying as well. Just for reference, Lothario comes from The Fair Penitent (1703), a tragedy by Nicholas Rowe. In the play, Lothario is a notorious seducer, extremely attractive but a haughty and unfeeling scoundrel beneath his charming exterior. He seduces Calista, an unfaithful wife and later the fair penitent of the title.

[@BattleAxeRX]

Mont koopa 3 - bowser was like the war in Vietnam for Ryu. He's seen a lot of stuff...

[@starpetalarts6668]

When will Ryukahr learn... you kill a yoshi then you will get a pick a door level afterwards as punishment?

[@fkbuki]

Dat bullet bounce doe..

[@wrothgart]

Ryu had me laugh-crying this episode. Thank you, sir.

[@sencerozdemir7175]

I always want Ryu to lost 100 man challenge when he kills Yoshi for fun😢

[@kriss450]

Gotta say, I really enjoy having a quick review at the end of the video, especially to look for dev exits and cheese!

[@JACKALEAN]

I’ve found that the French make some of the worst levels in both games. Idk what’s going on over there in France.

[@dminantvib2112]

Ryu got very lucky on that first level gah dammm 🤯

[@panosfilip9041]

Thank you Ryu for the fan times with those videos! You make our lives better!

[@Araq4eva]

Unbelievable hammer bro level … best skills from Ryu to overcome that

[@kjherrera1289]

"....oh, their are two magi' Koppers"

[@woutjehhh6607]

11:37 it did not say that Ryu...

[@TheGenTatsu]

Wow that level was bonkers. I have no idea how you have the patience to deal with that kinda gaming. I would have given up. lol

[@Araq4eva]

That hammer bro level is evil 😂😂😂

[@LiNDa3433_]

6:42 casually pulls of the most disgusting jump I’ve ever seen and keeps the power up… LITERALLY HE JUST DID A CASUAL FP WTF.

[@LiNDa3433_]

7:33 AGAIN LOOOL

[@ammarhazimaljanabi3618]

9:00 again

[@dox1048]

Well, congratulations! You've just unlocked a new achievement: "Developing mental health issues from watching KZbin videos."😂

[@Key019]

Kaizo block at the end of level #2 goes in the Kaizo block hall of fame.

[@TheGenTatsu]

Kaizo blocks fundamentally decrease your trust for every human being. lmao

[@tavanesh9122]

1:47 You monster. Pretending like you care about Yoshi. You could have brought him over the finish line, but you literally traded his life for the top of tape one-up.