Jerma Presents: Who Will Replace Me? (The Two-Hour Television Cut)

[@slurplie]

cat dog jerma was objectively jerma. You can SEE the blatant cracks in his sanity

[@ganondorf66]

Jerma did wresle himself

[@deco1747]

He also planned that rage at the end when he got disqualified to make this feel more real than AGT or BGT

[@bubblegum03]

He got ROBBED

[@mspolymerclaygal]

28:20 timestamp for cat dog bc its my favorite part of the stream and i love coming back to rewatch it

[@shanecarey9554]

My favorite running bit is Jerma asking how the contestant is doing, them replying with "Good, you?" and his responding again with "I'm great, how are you?"

[@PDocDanny]

I like how a lot of the contestants to replace Jerma after he’s gone are older than him

[@csbrooks]

it takes an older energy to BE jerma

[@MeGustaR00sta]

What are you talking about, Jerma is at least 67 years old

[@BierBart12]

Jerma is basically at the age that people used to die of old age at

[@TheEldritchHyena]

@@BierBart12 He's 38.

[@BierBart12]

@@TheEldritchHyena So he's survived past the expectancy of a medieval peasant

[@Wumbumbus]

All of these people are individual aspects of Jerma’s personality

[@BierBart12]

They simply ceased existing as soon as they moved out of the camera. Figments conjured by Jerma's psychic presence.

[@hissipower6733]

This is such an underrated comment

[@Soaps7]

This edit is going WAYYYYY too far under the radar, this is a masterpiece.

[@timothyscheneman1689]

Ahh yes, 55k views in 11 days is under the radar

[@zachd4693]

@@timothyscheneman1689 Yeah, 55k views is nothing on KZbin

[@RoachCatJr]

@@zachd4693 in 11 days for a fan edit of Jerma. its huge now tho

[@zachd4693]

@@RoachCatJr True enough 🙂

[@thisbranddoesnotexist592]

They shoulda gotten Willem Dafoe.

[@jade3886]

wdym?? he’s at 39:45

[@sanguillotine]

That would’ve been crazy

[@struckbydog8629]

The catdog skit kills me every time. Seeing Jerma struggle to not break after the first 'meow' is great.

[@HexBread]

If Dr. Schmoixan answered "what is a fugue state" with "its one of those ones in the midwest" I'd have lost it

[@CEDEREL]

underrated jokes

[@Gman224]

i love that Ludwig at the start said he wants to make sure no one dies today at the beginning yet he's the one who immediately pulled out a gun at the end

[@digester2446]

Thanks for the spoiler ig

[@Subpar1224]

@@digester2446 why are you in the comments if you haven't watched the video and are worried about spoilers my guy

[@jaybm1560]

Just catch it live 4head

[@smugbugunderarug7038]

@@digester2446 why would you go to the comments first. that’s never a good idea if you don’t want spoilers.

[@TheFuzzyOcelot]

so many of these people are legends i would love a standalone release of "my mom doesn't love me" it goes hard

[@sanguillotine]

Isn’t it just a Blink-182 song but with different lyrics?

[@SmarkusAurelius]

@@sanguillotine Yeah it's Josie

[@dramkilgallen5237]

@@SmarkusAurelius that songs called “Damnit.”

[@PhantomJavelin]

1:47:51 Jerma once again redefines performance art with a preposterously pristine yoinky-sploinky.

[@markymark9516]

Ludwig pulled that description of Fur Elise straight out of a file bin in his brain from 5th grade gen music that was incrediblely accurate

[@dankon5578]

*Jerma vs Number 13* is considered to be the greatest standoff in history. Two creatures fighting against themselves, or at least, their reflection personified... In the end, what once was thought to be an unstoppable battle, ended due to the intervention of the higher powers, sealing the fate of one of the fighters, granting him death. Jerma was declared the victor, although some people think he may have actually been an *impostor*

[@tilde1785]

I like that this is about Jerma finding a replacement because he's getting older, but over half of these contestants are way older than Jerma

[@hinterlandzaus]

Jerma is that guy in theatre class who is super talented but instead of taking jobs doing commercials he takes his friends alternate high art pieces that never make it off the ground but get a small cult following

[@BierBart12]

The best part of this stream was finding out he actually befriended the lie detector operator. The man actually became Dr. Shmoixen, a complete part of Jermaverse

[@MinusTwoPoints]

Number 8 got some real talent! Such a good actor, dancer and musician!

[@teenagesteveminecraft]

Thats why he'll NEVER be Jerma

[@alanjefferson1127]

Watching now and blown away by #8, hope he makes it on broadway

[@elwiwi4638]

the piano guy went crazy at the "im the giant rat" part

[@vtheminer3570]

The only real jerma was number 4, the rest were far too sane.

[@ImpressionismFTW]

4 represented the unhinged and disassociated aspects of Jerma, whereas 13 represented the antisocial andy genius side

[@benjesterw]

Number 4 was actually great doing Cat and Dog, the Boston accent for the Jermacraft monologue and when Jerma said "you're 4th in line" he looked down at the number 4 on his shirt.

[@Kopekemaster]

I rarely catch Jerma's streams live, so I don't know about this kind of thing when it happens, so thanks for the summary. This kind of livestream content is incredible, I feel like these sorts of meta streams will influence what Jerma does after he quits streaming. Whether that is some sort of art installation, or some experimental TV show, I don't know, but this sort of content is completely unique.

[@brain5853]

It's just a talent show parody with jerma inside jokes, get out of jerma's ass. Just because it's on twitch doesn't make it genius. It is funny though.

[@andreassen6197]

@@brain5853 dude don't a downer just let people overanalyze shit if they want

[@chlo1017]

@@brain5853 any askers?

[@quentin932]

@@brain5853 no but it's still unique. Who shit in ur frosted flakes

[@brain5853]

@@quentin932 jerma did

[@wynnie1170]

I hate that number 8 didn’t end up winning i will fucking stay mad about that shit. Also, good job on the edit! This video deserves more views honestly!

[@deanedongdoorbell]

he deserved to lose

[@birdoven5754]

He deserves better

[@underpressurecolon3]

I'm up to 8s performance and I don't care what else comes he should have won

[@BierBart12]

#6 too. So many LEGENDS in this deserved to win and become a part of some kind of morbid Jerma hivemind

[@eldwitchx]

Some of these guys are really good Jerma impersonators LMAO

[@nikobutterbar928]

I didn’t know what to expect from Doc, but his first question being “what is your base metabolic rate?” let me know he was going to be PLATINUM

[@Boofinator681]

Number 4 Cat Dog is unequivocally jerma holy shit

[@Guruc13]

Fucking stellar cut! Well done

[@chickengogo1683]

the pacing of this is insane. feels exactly like a tv program. a very great job

[@who-n7e]

Ludwig looked so lost when they judged number 5 lmao

[@who-n7e]

@@QuietGrave Yessir, Dammit by Blink 182

[@ethanhahahaha]

im gonna cry watching jerma and ster together again

[@Luke-dk3nb]

jerma looks like a closeted movie director

[@quantumtwinspark283]

"I will haunt you for the rest of my life!" Number 13, 20 seconds away from the end of his life.

[@Argos_RB]

“I’ve known him for twelve years, I’ve known him my whole life” gold

[@IronicHavoc]

If this stream ever goes up on 2ndJerma it should definitely be edited like this

[@auto144p6]

ster saying "i don't know what my status is" has been funny all 6 times i've seen it now

[@monkeeee]

38:51 We’re the rats

[@pizzaluvah198]

“I’m gonna haunt you for the rest of my life” -Jerma, 1985-2022

[@satan3085]

40:00 OKAY BUT LUDWIG IS POSITIVELY FUCKING PURPLE

[@bigbeefscorcho]

I’m so glad Jerma and Dr. Smoixan crossed paths because he’s a perfect addition to the Jermaverse, he’s just so uniquely strange and lovable it’s like he was BORN to be a Jerma character

[@auto144p6]

the commercials im fucking dying

[@Everettalla]

I love how quickly Jerma’s mean director persona faded and turned into him just being supportive lmao

[@jade3886]

Justice for number 8

[@Stereo6400]

“I’m gonna haunt you for the rest of my life!” *lives for exactly 3 more seconds

[@csbrooks]

Number 8 is the theater kid version of Jerma, but a little too much, not awkward enough

[@siim1129]

You shouldve done "previously" segments after commecercials.

[@unknownbandit6509]

jerma is way too nice to be hosting these competitions like this

[@Keaks_]

Awesome cut. Unless I watch live I find it hard to engage with the whole uncut stream, so this is exactly what I'm looking for.

[@nightshadetq2453]

this edit is absolute gold, you deserve way more views

[@olc7222]

very sad that the stream fucked up randomly at many points, but great edit man, good job

[@pleb1sm]

I THOUGHT THAT WAS INTENTIONAL OH MY GOD 😭

[@Sparklenuts]

12:56 I love this

[@smallcreature7999]

i feel like all the younger jermas were prepared far worse than the older ones

[@aestrobloome]

i wonder if they are like, improv artists?

[@bigbeefscorcho]

Number 15 sounds like he’s doing a French Stewart impression

[@deadasfboi]

good editing my man, i just saved this to my playlist of good edited videos

[@alicesauter8231]

This cut is phenomenal. Well done. Keep up the good work.

[@mrtoast244]

I thought this was the official video, this is something I would expect to see on the Main channel

[@kawaiicookie1674]

This is some fine wine editing right here. Also probably my favourite stream of all time.

[@youranforit]

this is fucking awesome!!!! the editing is so good, the little touches of music are perfect, and the quick commercials made me laugh my ass off. this stream was awesome live, but this edit really feels like it would be the version airing on tv!!

[@huntermorgan6177]

First time watching this and I assumed he'd go through like 60 people. Good Lord could you imagine how long that would take

[@GreMLinSLoveCoOkies]

Number 9 looks like Ninja in about 20 years

[@zankaa8031]

I love you for putting the Trevor project link on this video 💖

[@nikocaracalas9766]

52:56 don't look at me like that man

[@Mothmaninist]

Number 5 represents a Jerma who is ready to defend pop punk

[@mister_i9245]

#8 was CHEATED!

[@Wabbaaajack]

#8 got the lyrics wrong, he didn’t deserve to win

[@kubludo]

Farm Jerma and number 9 were the most entertaining by far

[@turkeyman631]

The mic they used in the gaming room was so awful but I didnt even care because of how good the content was. Btw, I dont know what you do for work, but you are a great editor. Im sure you could get hired by one of these E-Clowns.

[@Alserex]

This edit is criminally underrated

[@jbBehemoth]

This is some "on cinema at the cinema" levels of comedy

[@Vonias]

Brilliant idea.

[@romalea]

19:43 Why does it look like someone is controlling his hand like a puppet

[@unnaturallynatural8885]

it looks like one of those toy baby hands on a stick💀💀💀💀

[@jrgalli00]

Why hasn't this blown up yet? This is AMAZING, wanted to watch this live but I was busy so this is perfect for me. Thank you for making this

[@EncryptEdits]

Just love the fact that to enjoy content by Jerma you gotta know the lore it’s fucking hilarious it’s like the marvel cinematic universe

[@scout1233]

That intro alone. *chef's kiss*

[@bigbeefscorcho]

This is a great edit, thank you for trimming the fat a bit for us all :)

[@bigbeefscorcho]

Not to say this is purely trimming the fat, the added commercial breaks really sell the whole thing :)

[@bittersweet5161]

SPOILER FOR THE ENDING: I love Ster at the end saying "I could tell who it was the whole time" before killing him, because he set it out from the beginning that he was here to find a *Better* Jerma, and assuming he liked #13 better, that's exactly what he did.

[@hatsukotaro]

24:09 was not expecting Avett Brothers but very happy nonetheless

[@bonessav2711]

38:19 - THE RATS

[@DQBlizzard_]

This was the best season by far

[@drew8794]

cat dog and the impressions guy were easily the best

[@HmmBird311]

The only way to continue the jerma channel is to have jerma either clone a baby if himself or him and ster to have a science clone baby

[@reginaldh2079]

That Peter O"Toole impression was fantastic

[@TylerMann]

46:30 THE REAL JERMA CANNOT BREAKDANCE

[@LiamMonteyrie01]

What!? 18:55 Was Doc. Smoixan part of the assassination plot? I just caught this.

[@uncreativename5]

Love how #5’s “original song” was literally just dammit by blink 182

[@nosir7882]

That commercial break caught me off guard😂

[@harmoen]

Since his appearance in Round 13 was my favorite

[@BrondoPB]

number three coming in with a tail

[@MackZmac]

I want a look at me. And I want it good. And I want it now.

[@valen9941]

Justice for 15

[@kirbycooper9496]

Man I was really cheering for furma

[@odile2odette]

i forgot how fucked the audio was… and i caught the stream live lol. great edit though! takes me right back to being forced to watch jerman talent shows, commercial breaks and all

[@SeedyZ]

Thanks! Yeah the original audio was rough lol. I tried my best to get everything equal by normalizing all the audio clips, but it still gets blasted in some sections.

[@odile2odette]

@@SeedyZ play the cards i’m given and all that 🫡

[@tsvtsvtsv]

took until #6 before i realized every one of them is wearing the exact same shirt

[@MrMoustaffa]

Holy shit this is amazing

[@steviebea]

this is WILDLY high quality

[@redking36]

I can't believe they voted out the voice impressions guy.

[@WarmlyFrozen]

Jerma is retiring and trying to hire someone as old as him

[@halolime117]

Yo this editing is really good dude

[@qorso]

"Ive known Jerma for 12 years, ive known him my whole life" Didnt realize ster was so young

[@waterbottle6644]

I love Number 4 so fucking much

[@Ursi_]

now let’s see Paul Allen’s jerma

[@detectivemikehunt]

1:02:20 tense ster (stare)

[@whitetrashyvan]

"The next day, number 5 was found dead in the dumpster behind the studio."