“These humans could kill us all if they choose to be violent when they become interstellar. I know! Let’s give them a reason to be violent! This couldn’t possibly backfire!”
@IrishSoupCan3 жыл бұрын
Said the space politician
@tadadoterson61472 жыл бұрын
Yeah it seems pretty common in these stories
@taetannim3581 Жыл бұрын
Right?! Literally the dumbest thing they could have done. They should have sent an ambassador to beg for their help, humanity woulda been all over that!
@angelangelis8362 Жыл бұрын
@@taetannim3581doubly so if you sent the Gauru. As is established in these stories, the MCU exists and Rocket Raccoon is a fan favorite. If a species that looked like him, or any other race that's similarly falls under the human sense of "cute" like that cat species, and they asked for help? Humans will die for their adopted families, their pets and those they care about. Tell them there are a bunch of Hunters that do nothing but eat cute sentients because they LIKE IT and you will solve the Hunter problem in no time.
@judahboyd21073 жыл бұрын
"Footage circulated of a lone, unarmored human slaying Vulza with nothing but a fusion scythe." Ahhh, that would be Selvim.
@Zren893 жыл бұрын
The dude abides...
@connorchristensen28693 жыл бұрын
I just binged that whole story, noticed the last chapter came out like 3 years ago. Is the author just done with it?
@judahboyd21073 жыл бұрын
@@connorchristensen2869 I wish I knew.
@____________8383 жыл бұрын
Hell, that’s Darrow.
@ShadowGaming-ft4fh3 жыл бұрын
@@connorchristensen2869 when i finished the series I thought it said 3 months, now you make me worry
@MrNoSleep4Days4 жыл бұрын
The quarantine chapter feel different now lol
@jdale28515 жыл бұрын
Love, LOVE, your attempt of Kirk's name
@igkslife3 жыл бұрын
Wait, this one is connected to the mantis story, blue giraffe, and ... Other stories?! My god!
@sintanan4693 жыл бұрын
Deathworlders is the primary storyline in the Jenkinsverse. Stories in Jenkinsverse include Xiu Chang, Salvage, Humans Don't Make Good Pets, and many more. And this doesn't count the number of cameos and tributes to other series on r/HFY.
@igkslife3 жыл бұрын
@@sintanan469 so, their all connected?... I find that hard to believe.... Given how some doesn't relate to each other... For example the one about dark matter being magic, or the university one. Either way, the writers of these stories could, if they wanted too, to create a fortune from these stories alone. This one could be created into a successful TV series in the right hands.
@sintanan4693 жыл бұрын
@@igkslife Everything outside the Jenkinsverse *isn't* connected, but there's a lot of in-jokes and cameos in the early chapters if you know what to look for. One being gricka. Gricka popped up in a one-shot HFY story a long while ago and it has become a running joke that aliens fear/admire the gricka predator... which is just a housecat.
@minecraftermad3 жыл бұрын
3:00 name pronounced.exe accurate simulation of me trying to pronounce a polish name
@kaiju22963 жыл бұрын
My man you are vocal chameleon. Fantastic Will Smith impression
@Zren893 жыл бұрын
I love The Fresh Prince lol
@TheSonicfanx13 жыл бұрын
Officer *insect noises* Hell yeah. Aliens
@L0615T1C3 жыл бұрын
4:16 If you're interested in that story just search up "humans don't make good pets" its pretty neat
@Zren893 жыл бұрын
I've read it :)
@Zren896 жыл бұрын
Getting in the groove now. Hope you all enjoy :D
@MiracleManMax6 жыл бұрын
IamZren89 please sir I want some more..
@Zren896 жыл бұрын
@@MiracleManMax MOAR?!?!? YOU WANT MOAAAR?!? Haha, next week, monday's are going to be my upload days I think. Depends on whether or not I take another user's advice into account and start adding other HFY series and one-off stories to the mix. Might get crazy soon! Edit: Also, some people in this are going to be well..."mostly dead" at a certain point so enjoy that when it comes up Max!
@sintanan4695 жыл бұрын
Listening to the essentials playlist, my only complaint so far is the lack of pause between character jumps. For example, where Terry Boone's story wraps up and Kirk/Perfection starts, there is less pause than a full stop. I'm going to assume it's an editing mistake as you splice the sections together. I recommend just a pregnant pause to allow everything to settle before the point of view is changed.
@blackdiamond96366 жыл бұрын
This story and your talint fore reading it and putting voices to all the different carictors is amazing and i wait fore the next chapter with batid breath
@Zren896 жыл бұрын
Truly humbled to hear that, thank you. I have always wanted to do voice acting, this seemed like a nice gentle way to sort of dip my toe in, test the waters so to speak. Also thank you for subscribing. Stay tuned, I've got more coming :D
@swimmernick4 жыл бұрын
Deathworlders, more than meets the eye!
@johnj.spurgin70373 жыл бұрын
Deathworlders, careful you might die!
@colbycoolby15923 жыл бұрын
Deathworlders, roll out!
@jackr228710 күн бұрын
2:25 You can kinda tell with the references to Mr. Johnson in these early pieces that there was.. a bit of a different idea Hambone had for the direction of this story.
@jackr228710 ай бұрын
1:10 I just love your inflections here. Just the right qualify of "WTF?", absurdity, and madness.
@yepwhocares35414 жыл бұрын
I think the grays and hunters are just the result of the dinosaurs splitting themselves in 2 so they could advance more. Who knows tho.
@TizonaAmanthia3 жыл бұрын
hah! the vulza with a fusion Scythe?! heehee. i know that story too.
@RiotingSoul3 жыл бұрын
Earth is the Australia of the galaxy.
@junfa52993 жыл бұрын
All of this is amazing just amazing you are amazing thank u for reading these and exposing me into this new cult of stories it's like when I found out about the SCP universe now I get to listen to these AMAZING!!!
@pepsiback91103 жыл бұрын
Hey quarantine... yay......
@craftysmithkeith36533 жыл бұрын
would be a double quarantine if it happened in the past year
@houselemuellan87565 жыл бұрын
The Corti's name sounds like Fuck No
@aaronhope83664 жыл бұрын
Thank you for helping through my social distancing :)
@gavinlinville96916 жыл бұрын
Hope you do Best or crystals it is a really awesome and there's also world's that collide please do the reading as well got my own get to the chopper Arnold Schwarzenegger impression
@Zren896 жыл бұрын
Hey, ben reading beast, really enjoying it, want to finish reading it before I really decide to jump into another project though. Thank you for the recommendation.
@seanxo996 жыл бұрын
Thank you the quality is awesome
@Zren896 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much, very amateur over here, so there has been a learning curve haha.
@BadGuyMcgee3 жыл бұрын
Your voice is fucking crisp man. I could fall asleep to it.
@fatimar68853 жыл бұрын
Don't mind me, just helping the algorithm along.
@gavinlinville96916 жыл бұрын
Wooo woo hoo
@darrinwebber40775 ай бұрын
Miguel Alcubier Moya....Hmmm. Now I know where Farscape got the name "Moya" fot the ship...lol
@John-ci8yk Жыл бұрын
Thank you and thumbs up.
@zargrof64183 жыл бұрын
Great chapter!
@RexZShadow8 ай бұрын
Ah yes, a perfect reason to unite the humans....
@igkslife3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if this story had ended yet.
@jamesiewalters23603 жыл бұрын
hang on.... is this a sequel to humans don't make good pets??
@OrangeSpaceNewt3 жыл бұрын
It had been confirmed that Humans Don't Make Good Pets is a prequel, so technically you are correct lol
@griffinmckenzie7203 Жыл бұрын
Technically, yes
@peterwall81912 жыл бұрын
*Spoiler Alert* "The quarantine", is a good thing. Not the gunvaraung idea, but a good thing none the less.