Iceberg Lettuce REVIEW!

[@jaa012504]

Joe joe you’re the only KZbinr I have notifications on. Would mean a lot if I could get pinned

[@spitz5183]

Have fun in the cell. Your hole will thank you.

[@KID21]

Joe Mama

[@chinyson1023]

Me to joey is my only channel with notifications hmm coincidence?

[@sargnargthehardgeharg4684]

What a nice dude

[@fredk6992]

I can see the edit coming

[@aetheric8628]

imagine you’re in the parking lot, and you see a guy eating a whole head of lettuce, in a suit, and talking to himself.

[@ShoeNice22videos]

tyyyyyyy

[@vaustinx2894]

That’s a suit?

[@mpsangha]

@@vaustinx2894 it's a jacket. OP is not good with identifying articles of clothing

[@ayasinsk]

Shoenice Official Channel thankyaa

[@aetheric8628]

Sir We Are About to Die but a food review on lettuce lmao. i mean i don’t know a person who doesn’t know what lettuce tastes like

[@brownie9617]

He’s explaining lettuce like he’s never had it before

[@jamiebro8334]

Cause he hasn’t lol

[@YzyTaughtM3]

Brownie Have you seen the man? He probably hasn’t

[@ella-good7418]

" yeah this grows in the ground, " he says "it's also used for something called a SALAD."

[@bayleerene7013]

All water though. Healthier kinds you can eat but they're bitter

[@bergerbunny]

Jamiebro woah woah woah... there’s lettuce on McChickens.

[@augustuss4073]

This man is such a legend. He somehow managed to make lettuce unhealthy

[@chinyson1023]

Haha yea he puts hamburger sauce, ranch, and bacon bits

[@musmmuus7955]

"Would you like some lettuce with that dressing sir"

[@cheeze8681]

*R A N C H*

[@cheeze8681]

True

[@ShoeNice22videos]

awwwwww fuzz

[@Kanch992]

Well he’s finally lost it

[@KillemOnArrival]

🤣

[@cocobrown6370]

Lol

[@GlobalTossPot]

He must of got stuck with a needle

[@SpookStatik]

Oh no no no, he lost it aong time ago.

[@bayleerene7013]

@@SpookStatik LMFAO right

[@cremationlily3142]

Grocery stores: "What's causing a spike in Iceberg Lettuce sales this month?"

[@ShoeNice22videos]

looooooool

[@vvvnokk8309]

Woo woo woo wOOOooo

[@BlackChad792]

"I don't know boss its definitely connected to our concerning decrease in sardines supply"

[@blurryangel_]

NICE

[@vincent21212]

woot woot woo woot woot woop!

[@jordanbrazil8395]

When i die send my body to Joey to do food review

[@MelB868]

You’re weird

[@jordanbrazil8395]

@@MelB868 you call it weird i call it satyr you really don't understand do you?

[@Mvulcan]

Hahahahaha omg that made me laugh

[@Sage-bc7iw]

@Barney I would be happy to be a side with sardines

[@crystalskylight9327]

Just like organ donation, I too would happily offer my flesh for joey to review if I die early.

[@TPMxByes]

Package: “Wash Before Eating” Joey: 🗣🥬

[@lindseylame9657]

G he’s closer friends with Lee Steria

[@yomarmyt9321]

That profile pic killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[@spitz5183]

Joey’s pungent breath cleanses.

[@rach6632]

Acog Owned brilliant 😂😂😂!!

[@BrandonWatchAndWait]

Yeah he'll think again if he gets sick from e. Coli

[@Zachhhx]

You know Joey, bragging about it being 20 calories is a little pointless when you add 1000 more on it.

[@debennyboygames1233]

Lololol omegalol

[@blockvfive1196]

nice profile picture!

[@johnhighway9397]

He barely added 200 extra calories to it. Also it isn't 20 calories, the whole thing is a little over 100. But calories are close to worthless when it comes to measuring how healthy something is. The sugar from the sauces that he added was what fucked it.

[@dai4358]

@@johnhighway9397 you're actually right, he ACTUALLY added 2000 FUCKING CALORIES WITH THE AMOUNT OF UNHEALTHY SHIT HE PUT INTO IT

[@kenbob1071]

You just know the 90 lb Vietnamese ladies who sewed that jacket posed for pictures with it before it left the factory.

[@isaacd7619]

Ken Bob odee

[@SNBoomer4ever]

Coat store: How many X's do you want? Joey: All of them...

[@sarahb4138]

Actually all 6 of them stood in it for the picture

[@dtoy1809]

Was more likely made in Bangladesh by some malnourished 10 year old with 1 foot

[@TheDecisionsDecision]

@@dtoy1809 That's payback for 9/11!!

[@StillmanSpinningSteel]

"I dont know math, I'm not that good at archeology"

[@BrandonWatchAndWait]

Like wth lol!

[@clairemora7715]

Makes perfect sense.

[@Shadamyfan-rs8xc]

That quote is t-shirt worthy

[@ae-vr5gl]

"im not good at maths, i dont know archaeology" LMAO MUCHACHO

[@smithyc2051]

This is the result of him having eaten everything fast food has to offer.

[@thatguy3836]

Joey can’t eat anything healthy without lathering it in sauce and bacon. lol

[@lpmoora]

Pretty sure he’s trolling tf outta us

[@horseplop9]

@@lpmoora gojenson (___)===D~~~~~~ I LOVE JOSEPH SOOO MUCH BAAAAAAAAAACKKKKK

[@StarfayeArt]

Iceberg is barely healthy, as it’s mostly cellulose and water. It’s the least nutritious lettuce in existance

[@spoderpoof383]

I bet he puts sauce and bacon in sauce and bacon to make sure it tastes like sauce and bacon

[@cryptoboy9943xxz]

@Frank Garrett lol

[@PeanutPusher]

Legend says his “beep” sounds are from strokes.

[@officialflowerbusiness9408]

This comment deserves so many more likes😂😂

[@abigailmoore9827]

AHHAHAHAHHA

[@ttv-sarbar5676]

Lol your so correct

[@tinger3575]

Almost choked on my gum lol 😂

[@Alexytb11]

My theory is tourrettes or his screams from another dimension as he watches a demon take over his body and embarrass himself while eatung so much it ruins his body. But your suggestion works too

[@vrtorres8413]

Just when I thought Joey was going to eat healthy he busts out the bacon 😂

[@ShoeNice22videos]

ikrrrrr

[@horseplop9]

@@ShoeNice22videos gojenson (___)===D~~~~~~ I LOVE JOSEPH SOOO MUCH BAAAAAAAAAACKKKKK

[@anobody5520]

Also with the sauce

[@Bearded_Dragon_Sir]

Imagine being a head of iceberg lettuce in the grocery store and realizing that the one who is buying you is Joey

[@skiddish985]

My fantasy

[@shaunbrown5162]

You would be so lucky.

[@GOLTEB]

It’s the greatest honor

[@SuchDoge5580]

he’s finally eating healthy, i’m surprised and scared edit ok never mind he dipped it in sauce and stuff

[@yugiyori9254]

It's not even a review about lettuce anymore, this is more of "How to make a mediocre sardine meal"

[@mnokers6884]

Review a cauliflower next

[@shaunbrown5162]

Seriously. I really want to know how Joey thinks drenching it with chocolate would taste.

[@kenbrookins6455]

he purchased $30 worth of other stuff to put on a $2 head of lettuce

[@Feeb5]

This video just gets more and more chaotic I love it. He’s also in a uniform, clearly doing this on his lunch break

[@cathynelson5615]

Austin Looks like he works at Auto Nation

[@saifbakri8625]

I can’t tell if he’s trying to hide his anger 😂

[@Omo21000]

Joey can you save us muchachos in the trunk some lettuce leftovers?

[@boys1264]

Miya J that would be nice 😩

[@boys1264]

We staving down here

[@Omo21000]

Sauce Money wow I’ve been here for 14 days now, idk see how you can do it

[@SuchDoge5580]

i’ve been here for a year living off of the crumbs and sardine oil

[@x-Abraham-x2]

@@SuchDoge5580 I've been living off the hair of his and sweat droplets from his manly greasy muchacho face 💦💦

[@MaksHadzic]

No one: Litteraly no one: Joeysworldtour: 'the iceberg letuce is used in something called a salad'

[@mrbrushiee5904]

I'm not sure Joey consumes a lot of this so called "salad"

[@bonez8984]

This is the greatest Iceberg Lettuce review of all time

[@thesnowmantrading]

cr1tikal moment

[@MelB868]

It’s the only review

[@thesnowmantrading]

@@MelB868 lmao

[@mrbrushiee5904]

6:53 "Lechuga, thats lettuce in Australian"

[@4399toled]

"This is known as iceberg lettuce because it is the same lettuce that the Titanic hit and sunk. Cool stuff huh!? Woo Woo Woo Woo Euu!"

[@ShoeNice22videos]

yuuuuup

[@MelB868]

I think it was a joke

[@marlowev5688]

Take a shot every time he goes like eowoeowweoweoew

[@goshdag8932]

lettuce lick your car seat, joey 😳😳😳

[@cheeze8681]

Why does he heart this m

[@TheDevilmayfart]

He's embracing the memes

[@TheTruthFadeswithTime28]

He Edited the comment?

[@kbgamingcomics6800]

This is the most traumatic thing i ever seen

[@user-pw5sz5ir1p]

No meat review? Where did you kidnap the real thicc papi. 🥺

[@boys1264]

ᘜᓍᕲ fr I don’t know if that the real daddy

[@spitz5183]

Joey has been cutting down on the calories because his dong can only get so big.

[@gojenson]

Joey reviewed my meat later

[@Mxkwh]

gojenson sand

[@musmmuus7955]

He had bacon bits

[@xPooley1113]

“Browns not good at all, anything brown if you know what I mean” no I’m not sure I do know what you mean Joesph

[@Froggydreams]

Jordan Poole poopoo

[@Froggydreams]

Bill Ding 😧😳

[@ClitoridectomyGroyper]

@Bill Ding Sounds based to me

[@morshugriffin976]

Oh my lord Joey actually did a salad review

[@readyupbum8920]

“I can’t do math I’m not good at archeology”-big man with lettuce

[@tori9365]

That first bite was so aggressive 😆🤣😂😂😂😂 VERY HOT TOO 😩💦💦

[@handsomest1]

soso girl u single?

[@tori9365]

@@handsomest1 only for papi joey 😍

[@muddy.productions]

UwU

[@Kuroi_chō]

You look like you've been through some shit muchacha, I see a psychiatric evaluation in your near future WOOWOOWOOWOOWOOOOOO

[@JayArr]

Soso be soso thiccy 😳

[@tonyperkis420]

I'm surprised Joey's body didn't reject the lettuce

[@JoeysWorldTour]

Hello Amigos!

[@aronblanche]

Hello daddy!

[@somekid3936]

Papa Joey Senpai

[@magical_crab]

Hola amigo awesome review

[@zexlyn8604]

hi joey!

[@Omo21000]

WOOWOOoowowowoo

[@Justsayinbruh]

Me: wow, finally Joey is eating healthy and changing his life around! Joey: throws dressing, sardines, bacon all over it Me: 🤷‍♂️ nevermind

[@theslimeacornyt5172]

Sardines are actually healthy.

[@justin3340]

“why is joey reviewing iceburg lettuce?” i would never question the almighty joey

[@smokedogsmokey]

On the diet

[@Alienull]

Never question our lord and savior *Joey* you infidel

[@justin3340]

David Gibson i dont think you understand what i was getting at but ok

[@horseplop9]

@@Alienull gojenson (___)===D~~~~~~ I LOVE JOSEPH SOOO MUCH BAAAAAAAAAACKKKKK

[@MelB868]

Because someone asked him to in a comment on one of his videos

[@drfleabag]

I hope that lettuce comes back to haunt you.

[@RockytheDoggy1996]

Eating a whole head of lettuce Respectable

[@OfficialSandfreak1]

Where did he eat the whole head? I only saw a few bites.

[@heckler3119]

3:47 Joey's FedPosting World Tour

[@ClitoridectomyGroyper]

Joey hates em

[@JackGeezy]

Joey lettuce means Hello in Spanish

[@check_karma8549]

JackGeezy no it doesn’t

[@muddy.productions]

neon strip r/wooosh

[@Aesthetic626]

Lol wtf

[@yeet2997]

@@muddy.productions Not really a woosh, since it wasn't even a joke to begin with

[@muddy.productions]

yeet But the guy was joking when he commented that lettuce means hello in Spanish... so I feel like I have the right to comment r/wooosh after someone takes the comment seriously and not as a joke lol

[@freecleets]

Joey's lettuce recipe. Step one: add sardine, bacon, and sauces Step two: throw away lettuce

[@kayzzzzzzzzz]

don’t forget the sArDiNe oiL 😩😩😋😋

[@adliadadliad4096]

We thirsty people in the comments need your secret sauce😥💦

[@MoistChungus]

All I've ever wanted in life is Joey's sticky white gift for the world

[@shaunlavoie2601]

Hawt!!

[@blurryangel_]

NICE

[@selcouth444]

@@MoistChungus COOMING

[@SykkoCartoons]

Me trying to eat healthy.

[@jordansalvador316]

Herbivores in the Jurassic era were like..

[@DukeofBruhington_III]

3:47 Based

[@golemhub_cr5142]

4:52 I swear that was the sound that garchomp makes

[@onewish6944]

3:44 what he mean by that?

[@cheez-it1185]

Based Joey 🤷‍♂️

[@captainassblaster420thefirst]

My friends and I played the drinking game for everytime he time tweaks and sounds like a french ambulance. We blacked out after 6 mins in.

[@LivewireT]

Lmao!

[@thej7323]

3:47 ah yes, i completely get what you mean joey

[@frankmiranda707]

Audience: How to make lettuce taste good and unhealthy? Me: watch Joey's World Tour

[@govenormayor87]

okay

[@Daniel-kh8bw]

I love how he fills this video up with footage of him not actually eating the lettuce.

[@JosePerez-ml2ft]

Joey be like "I like to eat my lettuce by throwing it in the trash"

[@anim8rjb]

that looks like the way he'd bite into someone's neck.

[@telescopeaquatics]

"it's grown in the ground" like every fucking vegetable to ever exist

[@arinawoods6675]

"This lettuce was named after the iceberg that sunk the titanic.... because it is *green* and *round* just like the iceberg...."

[@markusmafra6910]

Was the iceberg green ???

[@PavelKapusta1337]

-Wow! How do you get like that? -Every time when Joe said *BEEP* i do one push up

[@NostalgiaWound]

Avant garde food reviews are the future and Joey just took us there.

[@SpateXD]

“Wash before use.” Said the lettuce.

[@cvo7617]

Nobody: I wonder what IceBurg lettuce taste like? Joey:Immmmmmmm Bacckkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!

[@daniellee5147]

Someone needs to get Joey committed

[@SteriyProductions]

Joey review a treadmill next!

[@mortadahasaad530]

We don’t do that here.

[@jaydensproductions2643]

3:00 the reason why I passed my history test.

[@jamesralls841]

He held out that “I’m back” at the beginning for so long to stall having to eat something healthy

[@cheeze8681]

His bite of lettuce went from 1 to 100 really fast

[@cheeze8681]

U already know

[@Travis-kt7cn]

Here we have a wild joey in his natural habitat

[@jigos2881]

He spent so much time customizing his lettuce

[@グレープフルーツ-w5c]

When new fast food items are slow.

[@verynoiceroxx542]

0:11 lungs fail for a second

[@baller1805]

Official seat sniffing crew checking in!

[@boys1264]

Checking in early 😤😤

[@Dubyah_B]

Mmmmm gimme that sweet sweet seat.

[@SadBoyHTX]

Checkin in

[@sirgalahad1376]

👃 Red one standing by

[@boys1264]

Sauce Money deadass lol

[@barrymccaulkiner3194]

The guy is an absolute work horse. After making his monthly quota at autonation, he has the drive to make an incredible iceberg lettuce review to make that extra pocket change. God fuckin bless ya Joey.

[@vlogiclaph8759]

“I don’t know math, I’m not good at archaeology” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@govenormayor87]

Imagine a morbidly obese man coming to the checkout line with lettuce, ranch, secret sauce, bacon bits, and sardines. The grocery clerk must’ve have some thoughts

[@orientmass8362]

Bruh we been waitin to see them toes

[@gargameldinklesmith5747]

Little ranch sauce *proceeds to poor enough for a small orphanage

[@jmm9023]

4:27 My fatass eating cereal at 2 am

[@rileywallerius3730]

This man said “I’m not to good at archaeology” I’m dead. 💀😂 1:00

[@graysonhardy2139]

That intro though at 2 am 💀

[@taylorrenton1320]

3am here, I should do the calling joey at 3am challenge

[@ChromeVock]

Taylor Renton 8 am

[@night_hawk_cb]

Joey is the only person who can take a relatively healthy food; and turn into a diabetic disaster

[@govenormayor87]

I could put ketchup on kale

[@cheeze8681]

At 8:15 joey whatcha doing down there

[@golemhub_cr5142]

People walkin by are seeing a big body screaming at a head of lettuce and a tube of ranch in his car

[@eiglatroche]

Somehow he managed to make lettuce unhealthy

[@yoyowhatspoppenoff1209]

My guy over here choking himself with his double chin

[@brownie9617]

3:47 he literally just said something racist

[@jothrax_1727]

He means shit

[@ClitoridectomyGroyper]

Yeah that makes him based

[@austinhess9530]

Well everything could be racist if you have a warped mind..

[@jimmybob562]

Could you imagine driving by him at the 8:50 mark... I wonder what those two cars where thinking lmaooo

[@jabroni3133]

if you didn't see the bacon coming...you obviously havent watched any of joey's videos...ever

[@moyiazamora8669]

I can't believe I just watched a man eating a head of lettuce! WTF lol!

[@DeeDOYonTheTube]

3:47 Joey, that sounds a little racey

[@a141na2]

LOL IT DOES

[@spilledmilk4801]

4:27 He attacked that lettuce like he was a zombie biting a head.

[@jacobgonzalez3761]

“leCHuGa tHaTs lETtuCE iN aUsTraLiAN” I’m weak that’s lettuce in spanish💀

[@Nephalo]

Ikr lol

[@realsdjdjjd]

imagine working at a car dealership and your co-worker offers you cabbage and sardines

[@justzovy8250]

''So lettuce is used to make salad'' me: *mindblown*

[@OutToLaunchProductions]

My God he attacks that sauce with anger like a great white at 4:27

[@KingNORTH2020]

I feel like the review part of this video is not existent rather this video is a man putting various items on a whole head of lettuce in his car and growling at every bite.

[@andreadeans2520]

Papi lettuce be happy in the dungeon tonight *WooOoooo WooOoooo WooOoooo*

[@xxavaglmmxx2637]

Why does he always go BEEBBEEEBBE

[@FearingRain]

Why does this feel like he is having a breakdown secretly and he is mocking us by eating lettuce Edit: he sounds more weirder than usual

[@RobertWells1]

"Dole is famous for their apples"😂🤣