There's been a kidnapping

[@dissinyosandwich7548]

The “Number 10!” repeating with every new version is like being caught in a time loop where you’re subjected to every possible future

[@icesnort]

That is the time crisis

[@snakebird9048]

​@@icesnort no way

[@imnotsodefeated]

​@@icesnortnumber 10 number 10 number 10 number 10 number 10

[@chaolachao]

@@icesnort fuckin a

[@7mzam7md48]

This is... Requiem

[@rjskillz92]

The guy's arm bouncing up and down as he struggles to hold on to the Grubhub Perks dancing dude is a nice touch.

[@ricesnot]

Wild dog

[@linguicaguy]

Definitely my favorite part. Worthy of the number 10 spot imo.

[@Chinothebad]

Not even Wild Dog can stop the Grubhub Dad from dancing.

[@megamatthew75]

Calypso was better, it’s fookin minging

[@Smilephile]

He's saving money on the food he loves, can you blame him?

[@bugjams]

There's been a kidnapping... in Lego City! ......... HEY! Get in there, and build the rescue helicopter!

[@bingbong5076]

I swear I was waiting for this to appear with each entry

[@Deadsphere]

Okay the one of him quickly realizing that Miller was captured was good

[@coreymurray432]

The only video that dares to ask the question: "What happens when the One-Man Army is the one in need of rescue?"

[@icesnort]

It's time for the none-man army

[@coreymurray432]

@@icesnort That, or any of the future Time Crisis protagonists.

[@kamenyarov1509]

​@@icesnort from what game is the first scene from?

[@k-boi420]

Rachel is not the damsel in distress this time.

[@turingsghost]

the crunchy-ass compression really makes this whole bit

[@TheGarrett27]

I had never felt more terrified seeing "There's been a kidnapping" pop up into my notifications 💀

[@Astro_Crunch]

Attention, all Time Crisis gamers: there's been a kidnapping. It's Rachel, the daughter of the President of Sercia. Richard Miller needs your help to get into the castle and rescue Rachel. To do this, he's gonna need a firearm and plenty of ammunition. To help him, all he needs is your credit card info.

[@oli_gordon]

🤨

[@0DTEVIXCALLS]

​@@oli_gordon IYKYK Reference to that guy who does the weird videos where he talks about anime but ends up asking for credit card info

[@KimSamaVideos]

This is gold

[@MitsubishiDelica-fm8gk]

@@0DTEVIXCALLS Voiceover Pete

[@OlgaG18]

And social security number

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny one should have ended with "Get into the castle lightning fast, and kick Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass!"

[@beenings213]

na the videos one is funnier

[@deathzonekiller2261]

I think it should have continued with: "And win the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny" but yours is really funny tho

[@EmmaMtH]

There's been a kidnapping. It's Toadstool, the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. Get into the seven koopa hotels and rescue the princess.

[@theodorehoag2524]

the joke: NUMBER 10

[@robertmarley9380]

*get into the seven koopa hotels and check out the enclosed instruction book

[@robcoopz2444]

I dare you to find her if you can’t

[@SparkpadArt]

There's been a kidnapping. It's the king of Hyrule. Link, go to Gamelon and find my father.

[@jhonnymark7581]

There’s been a kidnapping! A man has fallen into the river in lego city!

[@Zepdos]

There's a kid napping? Someone wake them up!

[@ryancurtis5425]

This has late 2000's internet energy and I love it!

[@RussianRatigan]

Oh the Lemon Demon and Weird Al got me lmfao

[@bluekewne]

"Getting into the castle allows me to draw 2 cards from my deck" AH! POSSIBLE!

[@MindOfGenius]

It really sounds like a line from the show. "I play the card, CASTLE KEY! THIS card lets me BREAK THROUGH the castle's DEFENSES! Getting into the castle allows me to draw TWO CARDS from my DECK!"

[@Antifearn]

There’s been a kidnapping! There he comes now. The big ham!

[@FrahdChikun]

Get into the castle, and convince him to make it snow in South Town!

[@dinobebo]

Where's my ham? I put it right here!

[@joealt5798]

NUMBER TEN!

[@alicemadness999]

this feels like an ancient shitpost i love it

[@akhimahathir2004]

0:00 Original 0:11 Calypso drink 0:22 It's time to take a piss 0:32 grubhub 0:42 moog modular 0:54 yu-gi-oh 1:03 grangier market 1:14 Ultimate showdown 1:36 Bro kidnapping the wrong person 💀 1:47 Cryptoland 1:58 "Weird" Al Yankovic 2:13 flapjack

[@Squishy_yhsiuqS]

1:03 is Newcastle/Geordie lingo as far as I know... Living there myself xD

[@CasteHappy]

I really love how the Time Crisis intro is part of the universe now

[@bulletopera409]

“47, this is Diana, There has been a kidnapping, it’s Rachael, the daughter of the president of sershia, our client wants you to infiltrate the castle, take out Sherudo Garo and his accomplice “Wild Dog” and rescue Rachael. The island is heavily protected with tight security, heavy artillery, and a rather peculiar military unit known as the “Claw Men”. this won’t be and easy mission, so you’ll be working along side Agent Miller for this one, Good luck 47.”

[@MotherGapshin12]

Actually canon.

[@bulletopera409]

@@MotherGapshin12 someone needs to mod the time crisis games into the hitman games. There needs to be more of a modding community for hitman.

[@Xploshi]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

[@icesnort]

You must cast your gaze further afield

[@Xploshi]

@@icesnortAre you suggesting I binge every video on your channel

[@icesnort]

It wouldn't hurt

[@Thegoatone23]

meeting of gods

[@sawekpiniuzk2007]

Watch every snow miser video

[@SmokeTheHorsehog]

Hi, I'm Stuttering Craig, and this is ScrewAttack's Top 10 "There's been a kidnapping"s in video games.

[@kennynelson3189]

NUMBER TENNNN

[@javiers5599]

Whatever you do, don't look into what Craig does now

[@SmokeTheHorsehog]

@@javiers5599 What does he do now?

[@bearoyay]

The shitpost wizard hits us with another master piece.

[@xxdarklink93xx]

You won't belive number 10!

[@dfx5886]

There's been a kidnapping. It's number 15, Burger King Foot Lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. Get into the castle and put your shoes on.

[@joeschmoe2843]

There's been a kidnapping! It's Bill Nye, the science guy. Getting into the castle uses inertia which is a property of matter. Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill Nye the Science Guy.

[@kweep1]

Instantly became one of my favorite meme shitposts in a while

[@clifford87]

The moment I think the “randomly saying Number Ten out loud” affliction is finally wearing off, there ends up being a kidnapping

[@d-manthecaptain1382]

NUMBER TEN: "There's been a head cold. It's Sniffles The Mouse. Get into the castle, and find him some Alcohol 125% medicine."

[@Sonictheoofhog4]

Number 10! There's been a kidnapping! It's Bowser! Get through the 7 Mariott Hotels to save him!

[@LuckyThirtyEight]

There's been a kidnapping! It's Yukiko Amagi, the daughter of the owner of Amagi Inn. Get into the castle and defeat Yukiko's Shadow!

[@Gabri_Lovecraft]

The ScrewAttack #10 blasted me right back to 15 years ago. I never thought I'd see those again.

[@revolvershalashaskaocelot2023]

Time Crisis YTP's are so rare and awesome. That's good sentence mixing.

[@WavePrism]

Why are there so many kidnappings? When will these people learn?

[@mogboVA]

They're trying to take the things we love

[@Proserpira]

We should make kidnapping illegal!

[@DarkOverlord96]

There's been a kidnapping in LEGO City!

[@bulletopera409]

HEY!!!! Build the attack chopper, storm the castle, defeat wild dog, and rescue Rachael! The new GunBlade collection from Lego Time Crisis™️!

[@realkingofantarctica]

There's been a kidnapping! It's Meryl, the -daughter- niece of the Colonel. Use the PSG-1 against Sniper Wolf, and rescue Meryl!

[@jonasschlicter6344]

Not only did this randomly appear on my youtube home page, but I never could have guessed what I would be in for when I went to see what other kinds of videos were waiting for me on this channel

[@joeschmoe2843]

There's been a kidnapping. It's the Slab. Get into the castle and return the slab or suffer my curse.

[@nedflandough6487]

it's christmas in july

[@Sylvatic98]

Panasonic Blu-Ray 99$!

[@pokeninjafireemblem]

H H H Gregg

[@JC-xh8xe]

32 inch LCD TV 299

[@thatsastick13]

‘Almost Christmas’ means it’s not Christmas!

[@Miku4xbot]

LG 42 inch HDTV 489

[@FrahdChikun]

There's been a kidnapping. It's one of my greatest achievements, Wario Land 4 on the Game Boy Advance, wah hah hah! Get into the living ro -auuugggh hallway, I guess, and get to the bathroom!

[@ginga-guy098]

1:14 Mf kidnapped the whole multiverse

[@alexrexaros9837]

Time Crisis is such a classic for its sheer cheesiness.

[@mr.factory2273]

there’s been no crime committed. no one’s getting kidnapped. get into the castle anyway!

[@Torjuz]

FINALLY LMAO All of these are top class, but the final one still makes me lose my mind lmao

[@Rvxaz]

"Grow up?! I'm 38 years old!" STAGE 1 CLEAR YOUR TIME: 00"13"37 ACCURACY: 27% (43/63)

[@gimpscam9976]

The fact each is ten second, you skip ten seconds on KZbin, it’ll just be 10 10 10 10 10 until the video is over.

[@Connor_Kirkpatrick]

1:14 Most ambitious kidnapping in history

[@bulletopera409]

The ultimate kidnapping (of ultimate destiny) That’s why all the combatants were into Tokyo city.

[@titanic_monarch796]

i didn't realise this was an icesnort video untill the moog modular

[@tarjaau]

Imagine living in the Time Crisis universe. There's a mass shooting and all you hear is OOUH OOUH O-O-OOUH

[@fatlahbazooka]

There's been a kidnapping. It's number 10.

[@Triple-Q]

I love the Soy Yo flute during the GrubHub part lol

[@Rvxaz]

"There's been a kidnapping, it's Lephise, the idol of Phantomile! Get into the moon kingdom, and- oh, right, your memories are fake."

[@bananaman3019]

I didn’t look at who uploaded this but the second I heard MOOG MODULAR I just knew

[@Doneycats]

I’d ask where the “Honorable Mentions” section is… But I feel like I know what happened to it.

[@Renne308]

NUMBER 10

[@justhere4637]

​@@Renne308*N U M B E R 1 0*

[@poptheweasel100]

I never thought I'd see a Time Crisis meme so quality in my lifetime but here we are

[@ShasOSwoll]

That guy with the LMG is going ham

[@bulletopera409]

Dude’s got bottomless mags

[@Travis-ea4205]

1:36 Imagine if you play as Rachel instead lol

[@bulletopera409]

Resident evil type gameplay with the authentic ps1 tank controls.

[@dutczar5436]

There's been a kidnapping! It's Annette and Maria Renard. Get into the castle and slay Dracula!

[@binnieb20]

We need more Time Crisis ytps like this!

[@nicholasbuffone175]

0:47 Man, that particular kidnapper must have a really long left arm if he's able to get it all the way around a Moog Modular. No wonder he fell into a life of crime: with how inconvenient its length must be in the day-to-day, kidnapping Moogs is probably the only thing that makes him feel normal. You hate to see it. :P

[@icesnort]

Wild Dog has Wild Arms (for the ps1)

[@alexandreturcotte6411]

Clicked for Criptoland dude, stayed for the rest.

[@friedoysterskinz]

Number 10: There's been a kidnapping. Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne

[@WhaddonSnep]

Man, Wild Dog really hit low times if hes kidnapping all these folks

[@mihailos8701]

Good work, my favorite aspect of this is mix of memes from different time periods, and the quality of video and voice

[@KM-hv1jg]

There’s been a kidnapping! Don’t worry, he woke up.

[@CamperCarl]

That screwattack top 10 counter gave me flashbacks

[@SirFingleton]

There's been a kidnapping. it's you. they took you into the castle. now you must do everything you can to escape

[@bulletopera409]

Escape from castle crisistein 3d

[@Box1-lf9hv]

There's been a kidnapping! It's Icesnort! Get into the castle and save Icesnort.

[@Pokaroquai]

Alt title: Time Crisis except I'm having a mental crisis instead of the time

[@AlternativeFoodie]

this video does something to me and my friend groups. thank you so much

[@mariopikaman1]

NUMBER 10

[@horizontal]

Didn’t realize Time Crisis 10 was so wild

[@someguy8704]

Same energy as "A man has fallen into the river in Lego city!"

[@GMBoyYT]

Number 10: there's been a kidnapping. All My Fellas are trapped in the fort. Get into the castle and save all my fellas.

[@cladladd]

“There’s been a kidnapping, it’s Christian Weston Chandler. Get into CWCville and rescue him and his sonicu friends.”

[@bulletopera409]

The man in the pickle suit is wild dog

[@henryfreeman1256]

There's been a kidnapping. It's a Gohma, the biggest crab I ever caught. Get into the castle, then we can get back to fishing!

[@bulletopera409]

“Gee, it’s sure is Booooooriiinng around here.” “Great, I’ll grab my stuff”!

[@Kolbatsu]

Oh man that number 10 takes me back

[@yarghhargh9345]

Is it time for Time Crisis shitposting to emerge?

[@iirrooo]

This took me back to the early mornings of 2005 watching space ghost coast to coast at an age where I had not yet gained sentience. Pretty epic

[@bones2271]

This is one of the best videos ever

[@AKDrDestruktMorris]

How does this fit into the smiser lore

[@MolternK]

you'll see

[@tingoki]

mog modular

[@lbsc1201]

that is for this christmas i assume

[@bugjams]

get into the Snow Miser's fortress and get that big ham!

[@AManNamedHawk]

The equally bitcrushed Cryptoland logo sliding in killed me 😂😂

[@joshrobins130]

I can't believe the protagonist of Helltaker would kidnap so many innocent people!

[@IgnisWings]

for some reason I expected one of these to transition into a Top Gear joke

[@auroramage2001]

Grainger market mentioned geordie fans unite

[@admiralkrafto1638]

YEEAAAH I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE

[@auroramage2001]

@@admiralkrafto1638 :)

[@elikyiael8740]

i don't know what kind of humor this is but it should mandatory from now on

[@DeadHandtheSurvivor]

There's been a kidnapping! It's the President and he's been taken by Ninjas! Are you a bad enough dude to get into the castle and save the President?

[@nyanpirethecat2257]

2 more days left for the return of my new Christmas tradition of seeing The Miser Brothers remixes leading up to Christmas. :)

[@elonleon4452]

half expected to see that sorta' shit in the early 2000's. pretty nostalgic vid, i'll give you that. genuinely funny as well.

[@CorndogNinja]

#10 was my favorite

[@NickJerrison]

I literally just remembered Cryptoland a week ago and wasn't sure if I dreamed it all or something

[@PieBathBob]

i'm so glad these were finally uploaded, they give me life while i'm trapped in this castle

[@thejman5683]

I need more of these please. I never was so amused by a meme this much in my life

[@augustoof13]

This video got me obsessed with The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. There are a million reasons to like this video, this is one of mine

[@khalewren2734]

I’ve never played time crisis but im obsessed with this video

[@guffingtonreal]

the grainger market one perplexes me so much because it feels like an inside joke and i want in but i can't find the joke

[@piggosalternateaccount4917]

Same

[@admiralkrafto1638]

Its an indoor marketplace in Newcastle upon Tyne, I go there sometimes so I can only assume Icesnort lives here too.

[@icesnort]

get yourself to the cheap tab shop

[@admiralkrafto1638]

@@icesnort The one next to the Garter?

[@icesnort]

the one that has pick n mix ft bairns

[@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253]

I like this very much. More arcade game shitposts, please.

[@leadrevolver]

Happy 38th birthday, icesnort

[@ShikkiHikki]

This is how it feels to have dementia

[@SixArmedSweater]

Now this is some premium vintage-style shitposting.

[@heronoonedeserves826]

This shit is going straight to my KZbin Classics Playlist

[@n3onf0x]

Why does this look like something straight outta 14 years ago

[@cmnog2167]

Time Crisis 2 is the best in the series ngl.