Fertility Associates ICSI Footage - Dr Dean Morbeck
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@folklovermore.3 жыл бұрын
imagine in the future, someone commented, 'omg that's me'.
@lonelypizza93943 жыл бұрын
I'm someone from the future and OMG, that's me.
@Redasfitz3 жыл бұрын
I miss the part where thats my probleme
@Mikelica693 жыл бұрын
WUT
@imnotAnnn3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@juldan49713 жыл бұрын
.
@feeeyniac3 жыл бұрын
"And thats how u born, son" Son: damn, im a frog.
@yusha10593 жыл бұрын
im a goddamn onion, mason
@Ella-se1uf3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Ella-se1uf3 жыл бұрын
jhaiden rei e. oliva AAHAHA
@Mr_Ahir_9773 жыл бұрын
No, it's female
@volfie19903 жыл бұрын
Dame da ne
@jonesbbq307 Жыл бұрын
To know that we all came from just two cells is mind blowing.
@SamamMohamed5 ай бұрын
سبحان الله القادر
@user-gv6pl4ez6l4 ай бұрын
"هل أتي علي الإنسان حين من الدهر لم يكن شيئا مذكورا " سورة الإنسان @@SamamMohamed
@itssweet21254 ай бұрын
Shut up
@BodyJab2954 ай бұрын
سبحان الله @@user-gv6pl4ez6l
@TheNtrLight4 ай бұрын
@@user-gv6pl4ez6l أحسنت، سبحان الله.
@leonard_9500 Жыл бұрын
I remember being on a medical fair when I was 10 and walking up to an arcade machine. When I started the game it looked just like this and I thought "Hmm, this is a really weird-looking game." After playing it for a couple of minutes one of the sellers there walked up to me and told me that I was really good at artificial impregnation. At that point I just walked away confused.
@poppachoppa8956Ай бұрын
What a lad.
@Retnick3 жыл бұрын
imagine the dude born from this conception watching this video lol
@CaptainFortuneLAS3 жыл бұрын
I was bron from ICSI i was an exeriment back then on 1998... i was born on 1999 and hell it was so expensive the treatment xd so many failed attempts but here i am
@sasidharanm1223 жыл бұрын
@@CaptainFortuneLAS Awesome Dude 😍
@AP-ex6qz3 жыл бұрын
Some of my friends are ICSI babies. I'm so grateful for this technology to get such aamzing people into my life and this world
@@CaptainFortuneLAS wow that’s amazing! I was a accident teen pregnancy and almost aborted, not at all a ICSI lol different people being made in different ways
@asiancommenter59743 жыл бұрын
When you are the slowest in the race of life but the doctor has your back
@chibbychan19743 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@asiancommenter59743 жыл бұрын
@@rakshitwankhade3299 thanks bro
@yourfriendlyneighborhoodmu25643 жыл бұрын
@@rakshitwankhade3299 thats jaemin from nct 💀
@ekremaslan80683 жыл бұрын
Slowest? Nah, it is not possible. They specially select the "best" one, so, it should he one of the better ones even if it's not the fastest. Slowest ones are usually not even suitable for this
@asiancommenter59742 жыл бұрын
@@ekremaslan8068 oh damn you are right. Sorry my bad.
@vxishnxxvi Жыл бұрын
True spirit of biology giving goosebumps❤
@jd3jefferson556 Жыл бұрын
No its not, this is wrong.
@koriander.k7377 Жыл бұрын
@@jd3jefferson556 cry about it religious fuck
@fathimeinitaarzi3632 Жыл бұрын
وَل ق دَ خل قن ا ٱ لِۡن سَٰ نَ مِن سلَُٰ ل ةَ مِن طِي نَ ١٢ ث مَُ ج ع ل نَٰهَُ نُ طف ةَ فيِ ق را رَ مكِي نَ ١٣ ث مَُ خل قن ا ٱلنُّ طف ةَ عل ق ةَ ف خل قن ا ٱ ل عل ق ةَ مُ ض غ ةَ ف خل ق نا ٱ لمُ ض غةَ عِ ظَٰ ما ف ك س ون ا ٱ لعِ ظَٰ مَ ل ح ما ث مَُ أ ن شَ أ نَٰهَُ خ لقًا ءا خ رَ ف ت با ر كَ ٱ للَُّ أ ح سنَُ ٱ ل خَٰلِقِي نَ ١٤ ث مَُ إِن كمُ ب ع دَ ذَٰ لِ كَ ل ميِ توُ نَ ١٥ Al-mu'minun: 12-14
@idontreadorreply Жыл бұрын
@@jd3jefferson556 how is it wrong?
@DrAngryFace10 ай бұрын
@@fathimeinitaarzi3632 shove your mecca into your own a$$
@aiminglow Жыл бұрын
"I don't know when it started, doc. I just need everyone to do everything for me."
@jonathan-zo9nh3 жыл бұрын
That sperm was pay to win while we struggled to get there
@CarLoverPhotography3 жыл бұрын
😂
@lk69123 жыл бұрын
Thats why I don't support this. The struggle of nature is what makes it healthy. This is fabricated and false.
@rigierish38073 жыл бұрын
@@lk6912 yeah but it's irrelevant for this video because one spermatozoid is the same as another one in the same sample as they all carry the same genetic code and when people talk about “the job of this sperm” or as in this comment, that “we struggled to get here”, we give an identity to this spermatozoid or any other one but in reality, it's just a reproductive cell that isn't even “alive” (by that, I mean it has no kind of consciousness whatsoever), so we're basically personifying a cell.
@davidgutierrez82973 жыл бұрын
@@rigierish3807 A lot of sperm are actually duds or deformed. Not uncommon to see one with 2 tails or swimming in circles or spazzing out or just laying there, etc.
@rigierish38073 жыл бұрын
@@davidgutierrez8297 first, there are a lot of different sperm cells, so if you find one that isn't exactly the same as the “basic” one, it's normal. But even if it was this one and it and it still was deformed, what do you imply? My point, though, is the same : it's a reproductive cell that carries genetic code. That's it.
@TheLunarNights1233 жыл бұрын
Imagine whoever this guy turns out to be, being lucky enough to see himself even before he was born
@deyayona3 жыл бұрын
Along with 10 million others.. 😂
@mrdark7173 жыл бұрын
That was me dont make fun of mee
@01alfareroronald493 жыл бұрын
OMG REALLY (Im playing okay)
@AuraB003 жыл бұрын
In fact, the kid would be looking a part of dad and a part of mom forming him/her.
@serosero3 жыл бұрын
@@deyayona lmao yea
@amritha99972 жыл бұрын
I love how this video makes it looks so easy but it's actually way too difficult to do
@pollyabllya2 жыл бұрын
Лучшее, что может быть в рекомендациях в 5 утра
@persephone89603 жыл бұрын
So we all ignoring the fact we gotta swim through that thickass wall to get a place on Earth while this guy gets 1st class service.
@savithmirashvindya53203 жыл бұрын
Lol😂
@leviosbrattie3 жыл бұрын
Half of you..
@randomorange68073 жыл бұрын
I still awe at the fact that my useless arse won a race against millions of sperms
@Adrian-fw5lo3 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
@ra-m3 жыл бұрын
Well sperm head too have an extra layering filled with acids that burn the ovum layer and thus fertilization.
@rebeccatoms9253 жыл бұрын
Imagine being able to watch your own conception
@RakhiDhavale3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@vishnu63983 жыл бұрын
Possible, that doctor may inform his parents. That kid, after 20 years may say, so this is me.
@aryaa73343 жыл бұрын
I mean anyone could if their parents were making a sex tape
@1ztype3433 жыл бұрын
Oh fuck that's gross
@mgtowanonymous31203 жыл бұрын
I hear there is basic idea of what this looks like on a place called pr0n hub🤔
@Gmz9191 Жыл бұрын
Vay be. İnsanın içinden insan çıkması ne kadar muazzam bir şey. Ve o küçük şeyin içinde büyüyüp insan olması.
@estebanatachaoarguedas63213 жыл бұрын
I can't ignore the fact we probably just watched the literally first step of somebody. Damn bro, you played AFK.
@tareag9933 жыл бұрын
It aint their first step, it will be in the first hours when both mother and father genes kinda mix
@tareag9933 жыл бұрын
@Jordan Sherrington yes, but its rare and its one way to get twins
@Ghost-bk1mo3 жыл бұрын
@@tareag993 ngl not even I knew this. Thanks for the info
@Bryanksb3 жыл бұрын
What does "You played AFk" mean
@fartbutneverforgotten3 жыл бұрын
He got carried.
@SachinSingh-mq2nk3 жыл бұрын
He held the world record of being a youngest person who got stabbed.
@shahzuhaibhussain65393 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment 😁
@vellagang6783 жыл бұрын
May be she
@SachinSingh-mq2nk3 жыл бұрын
@@vellagang678 Or maybe...........
@ramzanbasheer53563 жыл бұрын
Woow how is imagination
@Carl-Ernst-Otto-Kunze2 жыл бұрын
😭
@detechthefutureofln2tankmo510 Жыл бұрын
Love this technology, We never grow tired of seeing this .
@goopunch0 Жыл бұрын
とても繊細で緻密で偉大な事だと理解して上で、針の動きの俊敏さに笑ってしまいました。
@wannabewallaby15923 жыл бұрын
"Are you winning son?" Son:
@maxim1963 жыл бұрын
Lmao good one ....the Dad says it right after sex
@olymolly36373 жыл бұрын
Son: I was just PUT in here.
@umpaspalho3 жыл бұрын
@@maxim196 lol
@uzumaki_barrage3 жыл бұрын
I am the chosen one dad
@HarshitKumar-dy3bs3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment😂😂😂
@coffee.cat.3 жыл бұрын
That sperm looked so confused while the egg was like: „STOP STABBING ME!“
@AgentExeider3 жыл бұрын
pretty much reflects what happens in the bedroom anyway. :P
@maharjanlaxmiprasad3 жыл бұрын
*step-needle*
@christian_nix113 жыл бұрын
@FBI Ah~ Step needle-kin~
@christian_nix113 жыл бұрын
@FBI kun*
@yusufcoskun79143 жыл бұрын
Y'know, this operation happened because the couple probably have some "bedroom problems" so, please people. No more needle fetish.
@heisenberg43302 жыл бұрын
A paciência desse cara está acima dos padrões da sociedade
@jeremylakenes6859 Жыл бұрын
Kkkkk, ele levou dois minutos. Tem gente que faz a mesma coisa em menos que um minuto kkkkkkk.
@melissahunnybee2you Жыл бұрын
I JUST SAW A PERSON BEING MADE 🤯
@ranjan_v3 жыл бұрын
Happy 3 yr birthday stranger
@brennokm3 жыл бұрын
2
@idklmaoskssksksk6383 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOOOO
@millerjimenez7703 жыл бұрын
Where he is now
@I_killed_that_beard_guy3 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@jonssu00003 жыл бұрын
i am little bit nervous about the baby since the sprem is forced to go in the egg and it didn't happen naturally at all xD
@iustitiamerchantxiv58723 жыл бұрын
The amount of patience and concentration. The feeling is like putting a thread through a needle. Also that egg just got stabbed.
@ThePinkRubber3 жыл бұрын
It's even harder than putting a thread through a needle
@afraaftab27883 жыл бұрын
@@viktornikiforov3602 you do realise that this procedure is usually done for people who face difficulty in "doing it like everyone else", don't you?
@viktornikiforov36023 жыл бұрын
@@afraaftab2788 yes i know, i was joking
@afraaftab27883 жыл бұрын
@@viktornikiforov3602 ohh gotcha lmao 😅
@jakstat98803 жыл бұрын
I microinjected zebrafish embryos in a harvard-associated lab in Boston and I was shocked with the precision of the long-term scientists in that lab. It was also incredibly satisfying.
@youngeshmoney Жыл бұрын
It's so amazing and unfathomable that we're and to build tools on such a nano scale, to be able to inject a cell with another cell
@hieuhandbalance2 жыл бұрын
I haven't translated the title, but still knowing the meaning of this video. Awesome, isn't it, when you see it then you know what it is right away.
@estherv22773 жыл бұрын
0:28 it's scary to know that the person doing this could've just picked the other cell and a whole other person would've been born.
@2ndlittlekingryan6543 жыл бұрын
Yep pick and pick pick the wrong cell
@zeldafan55153 жыл бұрын
It's not scary it's interestingly awsome 💖
@hadi90233 жыл бұрын
But those eggs are all from the same woman aren't they
@curiouscreature80193 жыл бұрын
@@hadi9023 yep...but they are genetically different..allelic pair of all the genes undergo segregation and then crossing over occurs..which results in different gametes (in short --- the eggs are different even though they are from the same women..😃)
@hadi90233 жыл бұрын
@@curiouscreature8019 Oh ok thanks
@marcuscarana92403 жыл бұрын
I love how this is the first baby picture of this person. He even got a picture of his two halves.
@powder_twt3 жыл бұрын
Could also be a she
@veravanophoven_2 жыл бұрын
Realising a doctor looked at your first two cells is kinda weird tbh but ok😂
@bytekast2 жыл бұрын
yeah that's great, isn't it?
@ms.ferretmanthing24042 жыл бұрын
Well all babies start out as female, so to say he.. is practically demolishing biology.. just saying.. I guess "they" would be a better alternative.
@bytekast2 жыл бұрын
@@ms.ferretmanthing2404 all babies start agendered and she isn't either a biologically good option, so I agree with you. The sex differentiation only starts after 7 weeks of fertilization.
@khanabadosh123 Жыл бұрын
I didn't expected the needle to go in so deep
@amandabillingsley943610 ай бұрын
Going through IVF right now and it’s so fascinating
@Aiibh9 ай бұрын
Wow. It's fascinating how far in science we've come. Usually patients don't, but do you have an idea what procedure you're getting exactly? Is it ICSI, or normal IVF?
@pnkvolcano10yearsago113 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe all 1.2 M of us witnessed the start of a persons life
@kentguiller3 жыл бұрын
So we're all perverts?
@whalisten3 жыл бұрын
That 10 years ago got me in the first half ngl
@kentguiller3 жыл бұрын
@authorization batman Yeah but life is just amazing full of wonders, amarite?
@Sojju73 жыл бұрын
Technically the start of his/her life will start some weeks later
@analstench45223 жыл бұрын
@@Sojju7 no
@HeortirtheWoodwarden2 жыл бұрын
Amazing how we are capable of producing such infinitesimally small and yet perfectly shaped tools
@sovietcomrade3652 жыл бұрын
Yeah,
@HeortirtheWoodwarden2 жыл бұрын
@@sovietcomrade365 I'm only now seeing I got 209 likes after a single day, holy moly
@billa_ackerman.exe.2 жыл бұрын
@@HeortirtheWoodwarden you will get more
@D1sc0rd-2 жыл бұрын
Yet others might point at the most complex single-unit molecular nanotechnology in the known universe, a living cell, and call it just an accident.
@DrunkenCArtist2 жыл бұрын
Man there is a difference between infinitesimally small and microscopic object....
@alexfrideres1198 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: this process is almost identical to how cloning is achieved, you can take an egg and a sperm cell. Use one of those needles to remove the genetic material from the nucleus of both egg and Sperm, replace them both with the DNA of the subject you are attempting to clone, fertilize the egg with the sperm containing the same DNA, it creates a near perfect genetic copy of the subject, it still requires a surrogate mother to actually develop, so the “memories” and actual “soul” are not cloned, the clone will grow up to be its own person with its own experiences, memories, and soul. Watched a few news stories about cloning goats all the way back in the late 90s, Vice did a documentary about a guy in Japan that has been cloning a customer’s dog since the 90s, every time his dog passes away, he has it cloned. It’s insane how close the clone looks to the original, they grow the same patters in their fur, they grow to be the exact same size and weight, they have the same health issues the original had, but they all have completely unique personalities
@Phagastick Жыл бұрын
You can't remove or add genetic materials with a needle. It is way too big for that
@GaneshMedEd Жыл бұрын
@@Phagastick ofcourse yes. We have to use some restriction endonucleases to remove and to join some DNA strands. It's high of cost.. It will take so much of time too.. Practically possible...........🙂
@GaneshMedEd Жыл бұрын
Clone is different. And this processes like ICSP, IFGT, IFGT are different.. You said like egg and sperm containing same DNA( chromosomes) I think it's not possible to the allosomes having same Chromosomes in both.. Sir can you explain how the cloning is achieved??????
@Phagastick Жыл бұрын
@@GaneshMedEd It's deceptively simple in theory, yet grueling in practice
@GaneshMedEd Жыл бұрын
@@Phagastick yessss. It is........
@skylinecreations.16342 жыл бұрын
Saw this first time today, Amazing science , I hope the results are also good with this method .I was worried about the tail end, it got bent.. . . 😊
@chubob732 жыл бұрын
the concentration that has been put into this made me feel like i was actually doing it and then got relaxed after it was all done
@xxblauxx15392 жыл бұрын
YESS!!! SAME FEELING
@SamLoki2 жыл бұрын
Everyone that's ever existed done this already
@itsAbbyyy2 жыл бұрын
was anybody else holding their breath too lmao 😩
@fynkozari92712 жыл бұрын
So medical science is amazing ? Cure for cancer?
@zzz_zzz_ZZZ_zzz_ZZZ_ZZZ_Z_z-ZZ2 жыл бұрын
@@lewisgamer637 Who?
@camenraidercc66253 жыл бұрын
"Hey grandpa show me a picture of you in your younger days" Grandpa:
@myrepliesprobablydontmakes95713 жыл бұрын
@Rifqi Naldo literally
@kentguiller3 жыл бұрын
@@myrepliesprobablydontmakes9571 The couple be having fun while the sperm is trying to reach the egg.
@ghostygirla2 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOO OMFG I DIED 🤣🤣🤣
@fabihaalamrahi5919 Жыл бұрын
I wanna see its next journey.... It is amazing 😲
@lukesi90669 ай бұрын
Muito incrível!
@hjunq56793 жыл бұрын
My god, that one stab that severed the sperm's tail was brutal
@Asiaa5143 жыл бұрын
That's how the first time feels like...
@kuggusdaddy31543 жыл бұрын
You know there are Millions of them to choose from right?
@haziqridzwan51993 жыл бұрын
@@kuggusdaddy3154 but hey u won the race right?
@crogers36023 жыл бұрын
Their tails (aka flagellum) fall off as soon as the sperm penetrates the ovum (aka egg) . They only need it to get to the egg, so here the sperms falgellum is lost before fertilization because it's artificially inseminated and therefore it doesn't need the tail.
@SpeedKing..3 жыл бұрын
@@crogers3602 yes
@randomguy77663 жыл бұрын
1:33 It was like "Nah, screw being born"
@springcraft05963 жыл бұрын
1:37 and then : F*ck let me go back Stop AKHHHHHH!!!!
@seurn78013 жыл бұрын
"I wasn't planning to win the race!!!!!"
@TaydolfSwiftler3 жыл бұрын
You ain't going nowhere young man
@KingDuckSauce3 жыл бұрын
@@TaydolfSwiftler LOL
@ummmjustsayin3 жыл бұрын
Exactly 😂
@BabieBlue_BB Жыл бұрын
Mind blowing 🤯🥰
@raggiodiluna2361 Жыл бұрын
Stupendo il primo youtuber dal concepimento 👍
@mengmeng2433 жыл бұрын
It's amazing how they made those super tiny hollow needles
@amateurtries75423 жыл бұрын
Yeah. And that precision used for getting the sperm inside was no joke!
@SomeoneVEVO3 жыл бұрын
I didn't even think about the needles. You're totally right
@noori21053 жыл бұрын
@@projectap8018 not all people talk Russian lol
@noori21053 жыл бұрын
@@projectap8018 most people will just ignore it
@azmidasman24653 жыл бұрын
@@noori2105 no i use translator
@captainbonkerang3 жыл бұрын
This ended up being far more violent than I thought it was gonna be.
@arq25653 жыл бұрын
Yo you seem cool,can you explain what is this video all about lol
@ridmadissanayake52013 жыл бұрын
@@arq2565 I guess you missed your bio lessons in 7th grade
@arq25653 жыл бұрын
@@ridmadissanayake5201 ooh its about fricking?,soo what is thats needle thingy?
@ridmadissanayake52013 жыл бұрын
@@arq2565 it's ivf for ppl who can't make kids the normal way
I love how in the beginning, the lil dude is just wiggling around and having fun in the void
@PhoenixLive_YT2 жыл бұрын
I love how they just yeet the egg at the end :D
@leolow20572 жыл бұрын
"phewww is done. Now gtfo of here you egg."
@Thrill982 жыл бұрын
because not every egg makes it don't put too much hope
@blackridge14912 жыл бұрын
"Back to the streets!!!"
@blackridge14912 жыл бұрын
@• RakPlayz_YT • Makes perfect sense, thanks for clarifying.
@ImieNazwiskoOK2 жыл бұрын
@RakPlayz_YT Big nope. At the end it was fertilized egg(that the main comment was mentioning).
@ellobo13262 жыл бұрын
I would love to see a video on how those incredibly small pipettes and needles are manufactured. That’s an incredible feat in and of itself.
@thombaz2 жыл бұрын
@BeetsbyDwight Thats the pipette he talks about.
@ChristopherFranko2 жыл бұрын
@BeetsbyDwight That is actually done with the operators mouth. The suction anyways.
@editherman.2555 Жыл бұрын
I work in a lab where we are manufacturing these pipettes. One is called injection which is the smaller pipette for the sperm, the other is called holder pipette which holds the egg. I work in QC.
@cheryl-annegoh5278 Жыл бұрын
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@user-jr4jd8yx5g Жыл бұрын
@@editherman.2555 so how it’s manufacture?
@mo-pz4qs2 жыл бұрын
最後のバイバイって感じでどけるところ好き
@thoriqsyeban8127 Жыл бұрын
this completely kills the need for the fight to death concept and more of a lucky chosen one
@christianroicabel3 жыл бұрын
Who else holding their breath while watching this? 😂
@levinirudhayaraj82923 жыл бұрын
Me
@maheshashtekar33983 жыл бұрын
😂😂🙋
@nwstart98053 жыл бұрын
🤣
@biancalagota93813 жыл бұрын
HAhahaha me
@sandvich43 жыл бұрын
Why would you do that
@Remhad3 жыл бұрын
I love how the needle is even struggling to get in as if the sperm’s job wasn’t already hard enough. 😂 The egg is just sitting there like, “Take your time...”
@ExtremeUnction19883 жыл бұрын
Relatable lol 😆
@Komentator-bm5bv3 жыл бұрын
@@ExtremeUnction1988 wait, what?
@hhone7483 жыл бұрын
@@ExtremeUnction1988 lmaoo
@AlexisPheonix3 жыл бұрын
@@ExtremeUnction1988 same
@MrSpyrud3 жыл бұрын
It was held by suction
@meestyouyouestme3753 Жыл бұрын
Throwback!!! makes me wish those careless worryfree days…
@rea-hy6wr Жыл бұрын
昔からこういう映像見て思ってたけど、 針でブッ刺して大丈夫なのかよ。受精って結構豪快で物理的
@Muddytony202 жыл бұрын
0:47 the second tool just renders itself into existence
@isa78742 жыл бұрын
scared me
@nordlyssrlys69452 жыл бұрын
kind of a suction device to hold a cell in place during microinjections, it is also used in biotechnology
@TheSiteKing2 жыл бұрын
Materialized
@MrMelonsz2 жыл бұрын
Ikr I love it lol
@joshuakoh12912 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
@rachelmint3 жыл бұрын
Idk why but I feel sorry for the ovum being poked so roughly, it looks painful but in reality its nothing at all and Im just overly sensitive hahahaha
@walterwhite46993 жыл бұрын
Ok snowflake...
@satukayu47063 жыл бұрын
It just like cutting nail for u own good,same goes in this vid
@hindugoat23023 жыл бұрын
yeah you are ovary sensitive!
@marcoscba24593 жыл бұрын
...
@SanaSamaha3 жыл бұрын
No dude. You're not overly sensitive. The ovum was legit stabbed.
@umanjo2 жыл бұрын
I was actually made like this. Pretty nice to see how all started.
@mohammedfawzy92355 ай бұрын
سبحان الله العلي العظيم..الحوار حلو فشخ لما تشوف بيحصل ازاي
@suyashsngh2503 жыл бұрын
The needle in the end be like: NEXT!
@anaiswatterson16963 жыл бұрын
Just imagine the doctor himself said it, now i can't unhear it lol
@adamovic_vasilije3 жыл бұрын
Why did i laugh so hard, why is this funny???
@Violinist_PL3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha that was my first thought and I was looking for comments if anyone had same feel :D
@imperfectbiology34693 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@jiafeiscream3 жыл бұрын
"thank u, next"
@PixelBoxStudio3 жыл бұрын
Ova: hey stop, I am not interested in you. Sperm: Me neither Lab person: Whatever, Just hook up guys!.. need money!
@CriticalGamer1503 жыл бұрын
Imao so underrated comment😂👍
@dhrupadkashyap25833 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ashutoshbal15443 жыл бұрын
Lol😁😁😜
@adilbeknurmamatov3613 жыл бұрын
Ou hi
@ramgaming94753 жыл бұрын
So there is a human trafficker
@abhinavatreya10 ай бұрын
Amazing
@Bellatrix92455 ай бұрын
That was the most rash ICSI job I've seen yet, with the needle sloshing around like a swordfish and then almost impaling the egg across !
@MADNESSCOMBAT102 жыл бұрын
Putting "i didnt ask to be born" on a whole new level
@TheSiteKing2 жыл бұрын
"Bro, I was just chilling out there swimming when this giant pipe appeared and then sucked me in, it dropped me inside a sphere that was being held by a huge thing that materialized out of nowhere, after dropping me in, they yeeted the sphere and here I am now."
@mystxc10282 жыл бұрын
Sperm: "I'm not gonna make it." Doctor: *I GOTCHU HOMIE.*
@tulpar49992 жыл бұрын
Lol
@travisscott____2 жыл бұрын
lmao 😂
@mestiryovalenscheka710711 ай бұрын
To the child who was in the video..if your life becomes success or becomes sucks..you know who is the doctor to acknowledge or to blame with...you could be the best or worse pick
@user-gv6pl4ez6l4 ай бұрын
سبحان الله علّم الإنسان مالم يعلم❤
@3000DS33 жыл бұрын
"And that kids, was how I met your mother"
@mongofute84663 жыл бұрын
Haha Thats how usually is
@roinretrospect83883 жыл бұрын
😂 clever
@ashleyg99952 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@gojosbish5022 жыл бұрын
the fact that the process of egg's and sperm's meeting called "first love" makes this joke even funnier
@joyeeta82522 жыл бұрын
Legendary comment
@alphabeta25892 жыл бұрын
This young lad or lady is 5 years old now. Time flies.
@Laimeme2 жыл бұрын
Around 4 years old if you count the pregnancy months
@SmartCrime Жыл бұрын
or it didnt work at all. the success rate is 24%
@ashleyzupetz1086 Жыл бұрын
Or it was selectively aborted in case more than one embryo was transferred and both made it and they didn’t want twins.
@sian4713 Жыл бұрын
Or it was put into storage for a later date or maybe never to be used
@mr_boo. Жыл бұрын
or maybe i ate it
@xxwales15xx33 Жыл бұрын
I cant even begin to comprehend if I grew up and looked back at this thinking that was me...
@janushkumaren2 жыл бұрын
Woooooooooooooooooooowwwwww thankssss
@czyphr3 жыл бұрын
But how tinyyyy was that needle omg
@closetfucker69413 жыл бұрын
damn good question lad
@freezedriedzombi82423 жыл бұрын
Oh god
@mattyice20993 жыл бұрын
Somewhere around 5 micrometers wide
@alaa341g3 жыл бұрын
Microscopic needle
@itztomato443 жыл бұрын
An ovum is 0.1mm so..
@makismakiavelis57183 жыл бұрын
Is it weird that I am more fascinated by the fact that they can manufacture such tiny needles and pipettes than from the miracle of life?
@tylerbonser76863 жыл бұрын
No, cause it only takes 2 drunk people to make a baby. Making a needle that small is very difficult.
@dakshfr3 жыл бұрын
@@tylerbonser7686r/cursed comments
@ravshanormsby3 жыл бұрын
That is exactly my question. How they can make that tiny needles? Maybe a sperm as not as small as they told us 🤔
@makismakiavelis57183 жыл бұрын
@@ravshanormsby Come to think of it, my initial astonishment was kind of stupid. That's because there are many tiny mechanisms, with moving parts, like actuators and sensors which are far more complex than a microscopic hollow tube. I'm still interested to know how they make those needles though.
@alek63623 жыл бұрын
@@dakshfr it’s one word. r/cursedcomments
@hugrid9647 Жыл бұрын
I got existential crisis looking at this and meta functions of our world, like those cells don't even resemble anything but are capable of transforming into a human, how does that even work that two are enough to make another organism, what powers those cells
@harshitapatel13662 жыл бұрын
Who would've guessed that the species who once used to roam naked and eat raw food with no shelter and is categorised as a descendant of some monkey family would be able to do such an impossible and miraculous thing 🤯🤯
@sallychen95252 жыл бұрын
I am a doctor worked in the reproductive medicine center of First-class Hospital at Grade 3 in China, I like this video so much. As KZbin is blocked from accessing in China, If you don’t mind, I would like to share this video to other website in China for the purpose of popularizing knowledge of reproductive medicine and patient education. Of course, I will state the original author information at the end of the video. Thank you very much
@sagelioneldsouza82302 жыл бұрын
Hello Sir, I am just curious, what did you mean by Grade 3? Is it some place? Or do you actually mean Grade 3, (like when children go to school)
@yihanjiang2 жыл бұрын
@@sagelioneldsouza8230 it is a national rating based on the lots of criteria such as the quality of the facility, doctors and nurses experiences etc, grade 3 is the highest rating among hospitals
@FuhqEwe2 жыл бұрын
@@yihanjiang what grade was the facility that caused the global pandemic?
@Stardust_Lily2 жыл бұрын
@@FuhqEwe That wasn't a hospital
@rahulbarman28672 жыл бұрын
@@FuhqEwe mic drop 😂😂
@HisMajesty993 жыл бұрын
Chances are the person conceived in this video will run into it on accident one day and won’t even know that it was him lol
@komedi89023 жыл бұрын
HAHHAHAAH OH NO
@doctorpanigrahi99753 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that's not me because I'm a planned baby :)
@deivisony3 жыл бұрын
The parents probably had to give consent and by so know about this footage
@yolosmolo1782 жыл бұрын
Or her
@fordaculture50142 жыл бұрын
@@doctorpanigrahi9975 There's nothing more planned than purposely injected a single sperm into an egg
@austinvasques7800 Жыл бұрын
In a brilliant moment of reasonable deduction, I took that acronym and assumed it stood for Internal Combustion Sociopathic Isotope.
@clarkkent37307 ай бұрын
MINDBLOWING!
@Neo-nu8bm3 жыл бұрын
*"He's the chosen one"*
@_Lyrio_3 жыл бұрын
Wow
@septimiusthedestroyer73943 жыл бұрын
I'll inform the jedi council
@pikameme33223 жыл бұрын
"Get carried, noob!"
@thejojobaboy3 жыл бұрын
As a person conceived via IVF, I feel really special ✨
@BrA_KwAmE2 жыл бұрын
The fact that you are here with us should tell you how stubborn you were to reach here. We all deserve medals 🥇
@carldalord2 жыл бұрын
That defeats the purpose of a medal
@SBImNotWritingMyNameHere2 жыл бұрын
What
@Booooooce2 жыл бұрын
@@carldalord fr
@sh4dowsmoke8542 жыл бұрын
Me arrependo ...
@something-tj1qg2 жыл бұрын
I regret...
@NadeemAhmad-cl4th Жыл бұрын
Tech at its best.. You can do what you want..
@lyssah3393 Жыл бұрын
I can feel this the egg was so pretty then it got squashed I felt so bad for it but yet so happy cause hopefully it's a new life that way sending love to the hopeful parents
@yassinecisse70962 жыл бұрын
Props to the cameraman who turned himself into a microscopic being to show us this video
@chubob732 жыл бұрын
antman filmed this
@Felipe-rn1gf2 жыл бұрын
XD
@ekoms13552 жыл бұрын
Heard this a lot…
@geirodgamer22942 жыл бұрын
@@ekoms1355 Me too bruhh
@exohache63022 жыл бұрын
Just waiting for someone to get wooooshed
@harryrammer2 жыл бұрын
“What’s that big scar on your belly?” “Doctor stabbed me with a giant hypodermic needle…9 months before I was born!”
@angeldollball2 жыл бұрын
It did look brutal, poor egg🤐
@MarcoAdventures2 жыл бұрын
"What the actual fuck"
@akanshsrivastav82692 жыл бұрын
It looks brutal but it heals pretty easily and there are no visible differences
@skorpion11172 жыл бұрын
I don't have a scar but I know that my doctor stabbed my mother with his giant needle 9 months before I was born.
@abdulaziz_200762 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@theenlightenedone12832 жыл бұрын
The parents never got to fully enjoy that moment 😅
@somerandomguy0012 жыл бұрын
1:57 i love how he casually yeets the egg away, like he's saying: "next"
@fluxasyt3 жыл бұрын
That sperm and egg cell in a few years: "Hey that's me"
@g0atman883 жыл бұрын
Stolen comment
@user-wc7kz5fg3v3 жыл бұрын
@@g0atman88 true
@2ndlittlekingryan6543 жыл бұрын
Fetus: hello there
@edwingaleana20852 жыл бұрын
When you're slow and ended up in a unknown place but the team you don't know you're on carried you the whole game.
@jimitsoni182 жыл бұрын
Body improvement club carrying passed out mob lol
@saiyogesh352510 ай бұрын
Mission passed 👏 Respect 💯
@haleemasadiya3033 Жыл бұрын
Stay healthy guys, don't let this situation arrive. Marry at right time and have kids when you are at peak of your health and youth. That's it. Don't come after me for writing this.
@figeon Жыл бұрын
This is the correct take
@lucariolps277 Жыл бұрын
That's all fine and good buut.. Some people just can't get pregnant. My Cousin is one of those. They tried over and over, at a good age.. Nothing. For people like that, this is pretty much the only hope
@AreFedsOutside3 жыл бұрын
I wonder how i got here from spearfishing to cell piercing.
@snoanashi15973 жыл бұрын
I did the same to my brother, I made him fast asleep!
@edykrb15333 жыл бұрын
When you get incredibly tiny spears, there you have cell piercing
@gerayugacha3 жыл бұрын
I got here from a karen calling the cops on a guy for fishing
@pak3ton3 жыл бұрын
The video i watched before this was" " 11 years old girl say 'men at work sign' are sexist "
@countingstars86233 жыл бұрын
@Julia Erstgeist 😅😅
@therealf.b.i94683 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: He is 2years old now
@jeffreyalicante86593 жыл бұрын
2* if you count the pregnancy
@mr.osiris30723 жыл бұрын
2
@jamillamae3 жыл бұрын
woah
@INKILU3 жыл бұрын
is*
@whyparkjiminnotridejimin3 жыл бұрын
*He is now 2 years old.
@cfmg2008 Жыл бұрын
That’s just beautiful
@mentallena7583 Жыл бұрын
Lord, imagine that this is a future person who will grow up and see himself When he was nothing . It's so cool
@souparnomajumder3 жыл бұрын
the fineness and the precision of build of these instruments!!!
@Mr.dominar853 жыл бұрын
Hence they charge bomb for IVF
@noice86742 жыл бұрын
@@Mr.dominar85 Bomb money goes into developing them though
@maxmerritt4392 жыл бұрын
When you're trash at multiplayer but your best friend sets you up to win the game anyway.
@PompayKing1232 жыл бұрын
LMAOO
@ottertank8845 Жыл бұрын
I can't stop giggling because the tik tok trend with Forget by Pogo where people are dodging things keeps playing in my head every time the needle misses.