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[@failarmy]

Favorite clip?

[@Memewinghd]

1:28 XD

[@FUKdjt8645]

Favorite clip: Full removal of eye lashes. Pay for your vanity with your ignorance😅

[@nowinter7355]

Last one definitely...also, didn't spot any recycled clips this time, so kudos for that ^^

[@AtheistOrphan]

Any one in which the subtitles are actually correct, unlike 2:22 for example, where a clearly-said “I’ve got your phone” is subtitled as a completely nonsensical ‘Ah put your phone’. Even the very next clip the expression of surprise is incorrectly subtitled ‘Hi’. 4:37 - ‘Oh my’? Nope. 6:59 - Not even English! This unprofessionalism earns a thumbs-down EVERY time and only serves to make the creators seem stupid.👎

[@deadeye4421]

THEY'RE WAKING UP THEY'RE WAKING UP....

[@apedley]

Selling live animals to idiots and expecting them to be killed humanely is insane.

[@TheOneGuy1111]

"Don't trip on the kayak." "You can't tell me what to do!"

[@jeepliving1]

Too many people with *_way_* too much confidence in their abilities. For some, this includes the ability to walk from the house to the car.

[@jonathanljohnson]

Just a bit of alcohol always adds to the hilarity however!

[@Matthew-xr5be]

Dude, you pegged it.. It's amazing how often I get ridiculed for honestly assessing my lack of skills at some endeavor > find out the "ridiculers" suck WAY WORSE at the endeavor than I do..

[@KeithSchleper]

The amount of people who film themselves doing mundane shit is off charts. Like why was the girl filming herself pumping gas or the guy filming himself cleaning a jug?

[@GOAT_GOATERSON]

Yeah, I was wondering the same

[@skviviangeauxz]

Pure narcissism

[@kojowiredu]

Mindfcuknblowing stuff, really.

[@vanplague13]

Main character syndrome

[@SlimJayDizzle]

Same thought dude

[@MrYfrank14]

Last one. If you can't figure out how to wear pants, you won't be able to figure out how to get a crab out of a box.

[@eisbeinGermany]

he should be wearing a skirt

[@scrappydoo7887]

This whole video seems to be a perfect advert for the benefits of not being obese

[@GOAT_GOATERSON]

That's like half of all fail videos ever lol

[@scrappydoo7887]

@@GOAT_GOATERSON exactly

[@4AJ.]

Augghh!!! You good? No! 😂

[@tranz2deep]

Points for honesty, there.

[@brandonroeder2461]

You have to wonder why some of these people are recording themselves.

[@TheGooglyminotaur]

Tripping over the gas hose is one of my worst fears. I was completely distracted by the fact she was filming herself. Is it for proof? A cherished memory? To show future generations? Baffling.

[@vaevobis3589]

​@@TheGooglyminotaurFrom the angle, it looked like it might've been her vehicle's exterior backup cam.

[@Bob-ti3uq]

Narcissists

[@jeffreylyons1531]

Some are working a low paying job and trying to make ends meet, if they can milk some extra cash off the internet why not

[@deaniweenie]

It's clearly because they are faking the clip. There's no other explanation why they would be filming.

[@nonaeroterraqueous]

That one about pouring water down the girl's throat while she's sleeping....that's deadly stupid. You don't do that.

[@andrewvelonis5940]

Plus, it's not a fail. A fail is when one tries to do something and does not succeed. This was a prank (A mean one at that) in which the prankster accomplished his objective.

[@TenaciousTD]

I was thinking the same thing. Even with a small amount of water like that, there is something called 'dry drowning' and someone can in fact choke to death on water.

[@maxbarko8717]

Thank you! Pure evil. Don’t show that, there are enough idiots out there who will copy it.

[@eisbeinGermany]

@@andrewvelonis5940 it was a total idiot who did that, it could have gone done the wrong pipe and just imagine on a plane needing to cough,,

[@dannabis2873]

A few of these people are extremely fortunate they weren't seriously injured, like the guy who had the ATV land on him or the one bench-pressing without a spotter

[@hoofarted8709]

Yeah...atv dude lucky he didnt have a broken leg or maybe he did.

[@Doomsdaybandit]

​@@hoofarted8709 his leg did look twisted when I zoomed in

[@pamelaspooner7183]

Not too uncommon to have fatalities with ATV wrecks. Folks don’t treat them with the respect needed for a very heavy unstable motorised vehicle.

[@kevinangus4848]

Last video: I live in Maryland. Everybody knows someone who had crabs escape in the car. In summer. Sandals, flip-flops flops, bars feet. And the crabs have taken the offensive. "Officer, I HAD TO do 90! The crabs were loose!" Oh, we've all SEEN the crab-on-the-lip.

[@reginaldnestlethorpe9041]

*NO ONE WAS HARMED* 😂

[@UlliStein]

Every time we don't see that somebody was harmed.

[@tonymurphy30]

...apart from one small crab!

[@jonathanljohnson]

Yeah🤣🤣I always thought that was a great punch line!🤣

[@MichaelLesesne]

I could have done without that last clip.

[@TenaciousTD]

Me too. Those poor crabs. They were fighting for their lives. I don't know how anyone can boil an animal alive. Contrary to what people think, science has proven that they feel pain, along with lobsters.

[@derekstocker6661]

Disgusting scene.

[@Henry.25]

To be fair. If someone was trying to throw me into a pot of boiling oil to cook me alive, I would also try as hard as possible not to get out of the box.

[@markfrank3307]

why do people film them selves at a minimum wage job?

[@TheSovereignCitizen]

Why not?

[@NoNopeAndNo]

Last video, crabs were trying to escape the sad sight of that man's exposed dirty underwear 🤢

[@gregriddle1103]

Who screams bloody murder over a tent??? Good lord people are just…yea nowadays!!!

[@mark902]

oh... ice makers don't just stop making ice when they're full? i feel in my heart that they stop making ice when they're full.

[@philhatfield2282]

Not all ice makers have a little shutoff bar or sensor to indicate full. They will just keep making ice and more ice as long as the water supplies them. We have two ice makers on our fridge/freezer combo. The one in the fridge has a shutoff. The one in the freezer does not.

[@StunningModelAaliyahAustin-b9b]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="462">7:42</a> That's just stupid and irresponsible. A stove top at no point is ever a desk or a shelf or a convenient place to put things.

[@Syrnian]

100% It irritates me to no end when people do that.

[@bolski-uitlaatstore9130]

It's a woman.

[@user-lx9jm1wo3h]

Imagine stealing comments from other people.

[@NancyJ.-jh9qd]

I love how Shanny calls everyone a piece of shit. . .as a piece of shit herself, she should know.

[@seanblackwood8382]

Not long-ago people were scared of dragons and Kraken waking up, we are currently troubled with crabs and such.

[@ceesklumper]

No more animal cruelty and no more no one was hurt

[@XavierDarkhand]

Ugh...that last video. I hate how lobsters,crabs and such are cooked ... alive ... just awful.

[@FDog16]

But tasty

[@tejinder_singh87]

It's just the right way to cook lol.

[@JustMe-vk4fn]

My thoughts exactly. >.

[@JustMe-vk4fn]

@@tejinder_singh87 :D I know..... we were at Red Lobster one time waiting for a table and a cook came out of the kitchen and plucked one of the lobsters out of the aquarium they have in their waiting area to go make somebody's dinner. I looked up as it was going past us and waved and said "buh bye" and everybody cracked up. Even me....but it was kinda sad. lol

[@kylejefferies7334]

Tasty

[@bask1876]

Bench pressing that much weight without a spotter is insane

[@dalegribble5896]

Why do people film themselves doing normal everyday thing like getting gas?

[@kromus1]

This is the world those people live in. Constant record. Sad

[@phillwainewright4221]

Because they're sad, talentless, attention-seeking nobodies with a TikTok account.

[@TedBackus]

FAR too many people find it necessary to record themselves doing the most pointless things. if youre one of those people, ask yourself this 'have i recorded myself doing anything this year?' if the answer is yes, youve already done it too much

[@petercarmeci8317]

It’s the instagram and tik tok simps. They need to feel important.

[@kenneth69]

That guy recording himself cleaning a bottle is peak 'modern audience'; in short, boring.

[@MusicalBoarder]

How does a tree collapsing make someone an idiot...

[@macctosh]

If he was smart, he should’ve had the foresight to move the car.

[@MusicalBoarder]

@@macctosh do you move your vehicle away from every tree near it when it rains every single time? How stupid are you

[@notyouraverageyoutuber3172]

@@macctoshhow the fuck do you foresee a tree falling on your car

[@andreacacchioli]

​@@notyouraverageyoutuber3172 Well... Usually there is a big fucking storm... I'll tell you more: you can usually see the storm coming from the forecast or by looking at the sky. Also... Once the storm starts, before it becomes huge you can move the car away from the huge tree.

[@notyouraverageyoutuber3172]

@@andreacacchioli It didn’t look like the storm was too bad in the video, But then again it’s on video, and it doesn’t always look the same.

[@daltonsturgeon4024]

You know, every time I see or hear ‘Ignorance is Bliss’, I just have to say and/or think to myself… Are you sure about that?

[@awesomezinyew]

what does it mean actually

[@nobodylmportant]

Ignorance doesn't always equate to stupidity

[@blubug768]

@@awesomezinyew if you dont know what to be upset about then you're probably pretty happy.

[@QNLangReaction]

Hearing people fails, slip and fall is my new favorite playlist! 🤣

[@geneh460]

Really, I'm constantly impressed that "Fail Army" is essentally "Ow! My Balls!"

[@McPh1741]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="50">0:50</a>- Who records themselves pumping gas?

[@tranz2deep]

Ignorance may be bliss, but when you eff around, you *DO* find out, and that's Reveille for the FailArmy.

[@v0ldy54]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="141">2:21</a> need the uncensored clip for scientific reasons

[@HPHilariousPeoplesLifeus]

Unbelievable how some people can be so clueless! 😂 It’s hard to believe this stuff is real, but it sure makes for good entertainment!

[@Robotron-zg6mf]

poor crabs

[@maggot1111666]

"Don't trip on the kayak" literally jumps on it lol

[@TenaciousTD]

I mean, she didn't actually trip on the kayak. She tripped before she even got to it. 🤣

[@AlexGuitar1987]

Enough with the crabs and lobsters being cooked alive in these vids! The only fail is that you are including them.

[@alessandroditerlizzi569]

I love the two guys in the last clip

[@TheSovereignCitizen]

You just like them because they're black 🙄

[@aijokker]

Is there website with uncensored fun videos?

[@skateata1]

Thank you to all who shared footage 😂

[@JonDeth]

*Construction extension cord to the nuts is a chronic problem in America!* lol

[@JonDeth]

@@UberFoX lol!

[@robot_spider]

Oh, man, that extension cord kiss is real tho.

[@MarquisDeSacks]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="361">6:01</a> Seriously, what is this phenomenon that makes bollard posts irresistible to drunk people who have the uncontrollable urge to jump over them?! I swear to god, every FailArmy video always has a bunch of these clips!

[@dtl009mp]

At <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="582">9:42</a> - don't trip on the kayak! He knows her like the palm of his hand😂 He must just avoid setting her up, though😂

[@13101s]

the seal was cute though

[@eyeofanewt]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="116">1:56</a> you good? noooo

[@tmaxes]

No puedo tener suficiente de estos clips. ¡Gracias por las risas!

[@bradleykempker4895]

Don’t trip on the kayak!😂😂

[@Endeavour6644]

The groom looks like a proper buzzkill how he handled that picture moment. I'd be howling if my friend fell over in the mud during a wedding photo.

[@Invasion-entertainment]

Every time I see people try to stop a 1/2 ton car with their bodies is mind blowing

[@Topsmallboy]

Ronaldo is coming 😂😂😂

[@frisovandermeulen1613]

Why does car accidents say "no one was harmed" while in all other clips people are clearly injured. Is there an American law that makes such a disclaimer mandatory?

[@Seelenschmiede]

Only shitty KZbin policies

[@petercarmeci8317]

youtube is run by soft pansies. Everything offends the youtube moderators. They need to sack up.

[@julien-lamainocculte]

Who's on earth is cooking ham in a pan ? 🤦‍♂

[@andrewvelonis5940]

Why not?

[@JapanischErfahren]

Why not? Wtf

[@emilyleslie8973]

Why are you including animals dying now? Disgusting.

[@my2cents115]

More video evidence of why I don't want to be forced to pay for somebody else's health insurance.

[@TheBennedy85]

One crab was harmed during the making of this video!

[@ehole593]

Pull up your pants FFS.

[@petecoventry6858]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="290">4:50</a> Guy needs to be Cardio - that could be fatal next time.

[@skateata1]

They waking up!! 😂

[@AbhijeetChauhan-e2w]

that ring gave me a heart attack, how can u drop a ring on a beach

[@13101s]

easily.... I did and then was sieving through the sand forever....

[@H2TEN]

Play stupid games.... You win stupid prizes!

[@AtheistOrphan]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="333">5:33</a> - Wow. Talk about an overreaction. You would think they’re witnessing someone being murdered! Americans are SO excitable.

[@Mike500]

Funny how they're desperately trying to hear English when writing the subtitles, even when people are clearly not talking English sometimes!

[@annetttt]

I like Karen's face when a human made a mistake and spilled the drinks, we'll get you another one

[@allthestroke88]

Olivia just wanted to know what was happening, no need to be so harsh.

[@thomashajicek2747]

Lady tripping on the kayak after just being told not to is the entire GOP voting for trump after being told not to and he continues to show them why they shouldn't.

[@untouchablebmark]

Why, why do you must record everysheet? What`s wrong with you?

[@kellyanderson7624]

Why do people try to walk over the gas line instead of just walking around the car? Smh

[@Mgsa14]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="94">1:34</a> can’t even be mad that was a slick move

[@awolpeace1781]

Holy sh**, a good portion of these are accidents on purpose.😮😮😮Bad news for society

[@MrPhil1503]

How is a tree falling on a car during a storm on 'Idiots of the Week'?

[@kojowiredu]

Wedgie to the gods😂....

[@deadeye4421]

THEY'RE WAKING UP THEY'RE WAKING UP

[@urbanEXurban]

YO them kids with the crab… AWESOME! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Biggest_G]

Did he died?

[@AtheistOrphan]

Yeah he deaded.

[@bzacnew]

Hi, nice video

[@jakelucas8268]

Good fail fail army

[@POPLSEV7]

Thanks for the laughs🤣💯👍

[@arkadiuszkisza]

Great Videos 😅😅

[@earl_james]

"Get off the pot stupid" 😂😂😂💨💨💨

[@steveutgaard9961]

Awesome video funny 😎😎😎😎 keep up the good work job

[@1tr1ck]

Barister vlog. U kidding ?

[@StingerSecSol]

That last clip was hilarious!

[@Gringo_Lingo]

Let's just change the name of the channel to "100% Stupid."

[@jenniferrollins2160]

FREEZER AVALANCHE! Don't leave your ice on 🏔

[@RobertAnthonyPitera]

Jesus Christ! Stop showing videos of people pouring liquids down sleeping people's throats!!! You blur out any depiction of alcohol, you tag "No-one was harmed" but you allow this kind of stunt?? The next time I see something this dangerous presented as a fail, I'm reporting it to YT. I hate to sound like a kill joy, but this is such a dangerous thing to do and it's stupid to promote it. It's not funny and shouldn't be encouraged.

[@SeminoleRail]

It was just a couple drops onto the tongue. There was no danger there.

[@LS-um3zq]

FailArmy failed by featuring animal torture as funny.

[@jdsim9173]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="25">00:25</a> Stupid Gen Z recording themselves all the time.

[@yaboigabe385]

wild

[@Yugi-TeamZ]

i make dbz video assembly cool

[@TheFriendlyGuyShorts]

I Am Alerted When I See FailArmy Post Newest Video 😂

[@AtheistOrphan]

Why capital letters at the beginning of every word? Must take ages to type! Just curious.

[@ryN50]

😆😆

[@Chickenwing420boi]

🥂

[@Dharzjinion]

"Whoopsie, Gosh, Shoot"... you DESERVE Trump as President!!!!

[@michaelmartin9022]

Got quite the fanatic 'ere, 'ent we, lads?

[@jman1989]

Stfu, not everything in life is about politics

[@Altair885]

Shouldn't this just be titled "Americans of the week" 🙄

[@vladdarken1853]

🎉🎉🎉

[@woodstream6137]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="470">7:50</a> finally a kitchen fire video where the person isn't going into hysterics like those people with the crabs.

[@cotigasenegal]

Bien :)