Kickstarter Crap - Flagler Phoenixes Quidditch Team

[@rainbowpotato7524]

If I had a dollar for every time i heard "And I know that sounds like alot of money, but it really isn't" I'd have 4,000 dollars too, and I know that sounds like alot of money, but it really isn't

[@PePe-kv2se]

LOL good one

[@alex-ku6ey]

Meme'd

[@flamingbagofcrisps9157]

That was amazing

[@soulslasher7890]

i need 7 billion dollars. that sounds like a lot, but if everybody gave 1 dollar to me; we'll be there in no time.

[@MarkSnowReal]

I'm proud of that comment.

[@marcusakerman9786]

I think it's a bit late for this dude to get a mouthguard.

[@TrueLifeRetelling]

That chipped tooth, ewwww

[@MrShinyChrome]

mouthguards don't protect your teeth. They absorb the shock of blows to the head to help prevent concussions.

[@MagTheFrag]

+ShinyChrome That's not true. I'm not even sure how you would come to that conclusion.

[@kurtischambers2867]

Many brands of mouth guards have built-in $10,000 dental insurance for if you wear it properly and still chip/lose a tooth. What the fuck are you smoking?

[@justronjay9226]

To whom are you talking to?

[@adrianwalker2881]

I live in Florida, and I know that Flagler is a private college. If these kids can pay for their private college, they can pay for this crap.

[@cameronpeterson6734]

Adrian Walker He's sitting in what looks like a nice fucking house too

[@ナフィズロイ]

@@CaptainCaterpillars :((((((

[@WelfareDude]

@@CaptainCaterpillars 3,500*

[@Dwemerologist]

They don't pay for it. Their mommies and daddies do.

[@PiTaBoI94]

You know, I went to a private school in Chicago and there were poor people there believe it or not. So the assumption everyone at a private school is rich might be stereotypical but not always true

[@xxnooneimportantxx8017]

New mission, everyone ever must buy the 25$ package so Katie has to knit a trillion beanies.

[@xxnooneimportantxx8017]

exodia the forgotten It's called a joke, sweetie. I'm so sorry that you're too dumb to process exaggerated comedy, you'll understand when you're older.

[@xxnooneimportantxx8017]

exodia the forgotten Aw, "don't comment back to me" how sad and cute. Also, if you didn't catch the "ever", which means "everyone in time". Trying to make it easier to understand for your pea sized brain.

[@xxnooneimportantxx8017]

exodia the forgotten No, it actually took me about 20 seconds, there's this strange thing called "the internet", you're on it right now! But it is a bit slow transferring information, it's very technical, you probably wouldn't understand.

[@Taterz]

exodia the forgotten Must I screenshot?

[@Taterz]

nibletti Did you just call me retarded and not use proper grammar in your sentence..?

[@snaildad193]

I guarantee that the crocheted beanie thing was just Katie's way of being fun and quirky because they ran out of ideas for the tiers. I can see her seeing her time to shine, her one chance to put her skills to good use doing something other than knitting socks and earmuffs for the 32 cats that live in her parents' basement with her. But then the day comes and they've reached their goal, surpassed it, in fact, and she's given the commission; one-hundred and sixty beanies. The captain smiles at her as he locks her in a cupboard under the stairs with nothing but her supplies, a single bare bulb hanging from the ceiling. "I know it sounds like a lot," he says. "But it really isn't."

[@scottydu81]

Golden, my King

[@johnnywasabi8710]

Hilarious

[@ikelldagay1801]

One year later: "Congratulations. Saw? It really wasn't a lot": He says as he looks at the skeleton of Katie, who died of starvation, but finished all of the beanies

[@chocolaterocks12]

Perfect

[@FingerPuppetSarcasm]

The secondhand embarrassment hits hard when you show the pictures of them playing it.

[@otakunicca8725]

He should have said "We need mouthguards so our players don't end up looking like me."

[@Vamp-hw8yd]

+Otaku Nicca lol

[@lilminer69er]

lol

[@ZeroDripThirty]

+Otaku Nicca Fist me Daddy!

[@Mi_Fa_Volare]

+Otaku Nicca I like that Rustle pic.

[@royatoy5769]

Get roasted

[@megaroo6110]

Soooo, they have jerseys to send to people that donate money to the team so that the team can buy jerseys. What?

[@derpan2583]

seems legit

[@JacaboBlanco]

Megan Hess they must have access to jerseys cheaper than 50 dollars. so they earn the difference between their price and 50 dollars, for every 50 dollars donation.

[@vancleb7415]

They are probably making some PHAT profit off of it

[@tickleson8661]

I'd like to think this guy's face got messed up because some bully overheard him mention this kick-starter in school

[@Lmaox94]

fucking kek

[@Kamikazeman1234]

the fact that he's from florida explains it all

[@destroyerblackdragon]

+Kamikazeman1234 I currently live in florida born and raised and I 1d up that

[@leaninheavy]

You are obviously very uneducated

[@ghostgh0st]

The fact I live in Flagler County.

[@jetsgo66]

I live in Florida and I saw a group of people playing quidditch on the ucf campus, it was pretty sad.

[@nickkelley5497]

+WhoToTrus the fact I live 5 miles from the college

[@sprucescentedschizoid]

edups doesn't even know if Don Knotts exists or not yet he pulled off a perfect impression of him

[@willynymbus]

He does know. He was being Passive. He knows the majority of his audience probably won’t know who Don Knotts is so he down played his knowledge to accommodate for their possible lack of knowledge.

[@Cifor_]

theres no way he didnt know who don knotts but no hate to you

[@toamatau8785]

@@willynymbus right. There are a lot of videos where he uses more obscure idioms or turns of phrase, he seems like a very knowledgeable guy

[@xxingoNTF]

*edupes

[@Rakdos-qn7ey]

I get people like Harry Potter, but what is the point of actually playing a made up sport for real? You can't even play it properly cuz newsflash, it's freakin fake. Grown ass people running with broom poles between their legs and throwing balls through hoolahoops or something like that is just sad

[@andrewk8209]

truuuuu, but the video game versions are a ton of fun

[@porpor9596]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quidditch_(sport)

[@thecommentator667]

+Por Por it should be paralympic. it would be fun to see disabled people play it

[@NickR..]

+Achalar I would pay to see quadruple amputees with stubs dragging themselves along playing football or something.

[@Marshmallow_Trees]

Sir Reginald why doesn't your comment have more "likes?" So fucked up, but funny.

[@ratsmacker420]

i want to be on a quidditch team, but alas, i cannot afford €26.95

[@joeledvinsson8882]

I like Dracø Malføy just made my fucking day thank you sir

[@Szybki171]

i dont get it

[@ratsmacker420]

How dare you

[@ettienemoss3293]

Newt Scamander for deh MehnKraft and Mehds

[@lenamaybe]

indiegogo excrement, the little boy in Cairo

[@strongside4565]

Baguette on your taint? That sounds like my normal Saturday night.

[@Deaths_Disguise]

I love watching the idubbbz videos in chronological order and watching the slow descent into madness

[@neverenoughgames72]

He died about 2 years ago

[@Mcgohan]

"An MLG player who can´t play anymore because his broom pole got fucking rammed up is ass.." unlucky me I was drinking water when he said this, spit it all over the PC...

[@xXDjMischiefXx]

Mcgohan Good

[@qwertykeyboardqwerty]

This guy looks like a picasso cubism painting

[@rainiyt5297]

qwertykeyboardqwerty omfg

[@ShannaraTech]

Brooms

[@Ryker_One]

qwertykeyboardqwerty 😭☠️☠️☠️😂

[@MeatEatingVegan777]

He'd be handsome if you made a few tweaks to him.

[@REALwoombath]

*insecurity intensifies*

[@kaj3n638]

He lost his front tooth from being hit by a broom.

[@marklee81]

I appreciate the fact he muted the TV, that you can see in the reflection of the mirror behind him, for our benefit. He really worked hard on that video.

[@homuraakemithehero7707]

I don't think they need money for brooms because they aren't too expensive and if they get some jobs they should be able to get some brooms easily.

[@abonynge]

How many players did we see? Is it so hard for them to get part time jobs for a month?

[@homuraakemithehero7707]

Madra I think there was like 6 to 8 people and brooms can be found on Amaon for 5 dollars and somewhere less than 10 dollars. I'm also pretty sure they could do work by cleaning up people's yards and they would have enough money to buy brooms and other things if they work each day of the time the Kickstarter project lasts.

[@goodbday11]

HomuraAkemiTheHero Nah its the flying brooms that are expensive. :D

[@homuraakemithehero7707]

goodbday11 I was unaware that people sold flying brooms but if the team got their hands on some they would be ahead of all the quidditch players that use normal brooms. Hopefully no one crashes into a wall though or anything else for that matter.

[@abonynge]

Or falls off...

[@bentleykennedy-stone673]

That actually really sounded like Don Knotts

[@GalaxyPolar]

"We need extra burritos so we can eat more burritos in the future." Funny thing relating to that, I actually stocked up on burritos for the isolation, and yes, I have been eating those burritos and now I have extra burritos I can eat in the future!

[@JoaDrath]

I hope he'll use some of the money for dental care.

[@DarknessViper99]

And hopefully fix his right eye, or whatever's going on there.

[@onibaba1655]

+Joakim D Yeah he should have made a kickstarter project for that lol

[@roguebogey]

More like facial reconstruction. It looks like he got a broomstick to the side of his face.

[@bosscars7_3]

+Cortana Nice profile pic dude

[@roguebogey]

S7_ lol

[@Dreadjaws]

This Kickstarter is pointless. Quidditch teams can only be formed by humans, so this guy is clearly wasting his time. He should go back to guard the Philosopher's Stone.

[@TheNobody-ru5xg]

Why does Idubbbz always seem like he's incredibly pissed off?

[@ttv0]

Because he is

[@combatwombat7756]

because he has crippling depression.

[@unclebenis2540]

actually, it's a storm drain.

[@FanGirlMania]

It's because in his videos he deals with idiots, look at his, maxmoefoe and joji's vlogs, he seems like a pretty happy guy!

[@scottydu81]

That’s his secret, captain. He’s always pissed.

[@MrCmon113]

Why is noone talking about the elephant in the room?! They CANNOT play Quidditch, because of the health risks... also because they lack enchanted balls and flying brooms.

[@doctorboot7191]

+Taxtro dont lie...you can play it...you just have to BELIEVE!

[@furiousgeorge6477]

Yep the doctor is right, you just have to run around in your front yard wearing bathrobes and holding scented brooms.

[@doctorboot7191]

lol

[@MrROTD]

+Taxtro I know right? whats the point then?

[@MeatEatingVegan777]

In order to play irl quidditch, you need to find a guy with one ball, paint it to look like the quidditch ball, and everyone else can just ride around on giant branches they found.

[@TrishaMitchell101]

Those bong sound effects are awesome. Great job idubbz.

[@darknessgains9983]

iDubbbz's old man impression sounds like the TV Repairman from Pleasantville. Update: Just realized that he was played by Don Knotts.

[@cloroxbleach3871]

He has enough extra chromosomes to make another player for his quidditch team.

[@sebastianramadan8393]

If I could clone the flat-faced freckle-fucked Flagler Phoenixes Quidditch Team... I'd have fifty thousand flat-faced freckle-fucked Flagler Phoenixes Quidditch Team mates!

[@MisfitBiscuit-yo]

Seriously underrated comment.

[@REALwoombath]

Remember when bleach meme was cool? Me neither.

[@stephaniemorrissey123]

🤣🤣

[@Videoswithsoarin]

LMAO

[@negligennt]

Four grand for a new tooth haha

[@23Jayhawker23]

I speak for all of the Youpubes when I say we need more Jimmy Carter-Bill Clinton-Don Knotts in your videos.

[@Brenage]

I live in St. Augustine and I've seen this guy. He looked depressed as shit.

[@Jishere232]

MrCreeper Lol, yeah, I've been to Flagler, and I plan on going to school there, hopefully not everyone there is this much of a geek.

[@vancleb7415]

Hey dude, give us an update on him. Has he fixed his snuggle tooth?

[@thisismyname5657]

Yeah man how's he doing now?

[@luisgonzalez5482]

I'd look depressed as well if I looked like that.

[@randyhall161]

Did he died?

[@kiki-kn9lv]

I got a Down syndrome ad before this

[@joel1418]

the whole video was an ad for downs syndrome

[@MikeUnderTown]

mine was pilipino child begging in da Street

[@frazier117]

kiki Dino mine was a John Wick 2 trailer, bitch

[@joanthemad5894]

I got one about cleaning cat piss.

[@ShannaraTech]

Gagagahshahaha

[@liveactionlink8736]

Ian's trying to connect "Gilly Water" with weed somehow yet if he called it "Gillyweed" (it's correct term) then he'd have had a much easier time lol

[@JulieUlie]

Unnecessary necessary comment: You can create the bong sound by taking some water into your mouth, looking down and sucking air in while your lips are formed as if you're gonna whistle. Before you judge, try it and annoy people with it.

[@HallowedThrall]

Used to do that all the time as a child, almost drowned once.

[@JulieUlie]

Hallowed Thrall Don't do it while lying down and looking up, Felt like I waterboarded myself lmao

[@369TurtleMan]

+UraniumSnap nice avatar dude

[@JulieUlie]

Turtleman Nice meme

[@corncobjohnsonreal]

+UraniumSnap I'm just a kid

[@Goofytime]

4000$ to fix his teeth

[@3redstreeter256]

That was actually a pretty spot on Don Knotts impression iDubbbz

[@IsraelStorey]

I like how he didn't even bother to turn off the TV, which is reflected in the mirror right behind him. He was just sitting on his couch watching TV and thought, "Hey, I should record a Kickstarter video to buy some brooms and shit."

[@hannahorin]

I went to this college for 1 year....saw how obsessed they were with Harry Potter....saw the quidditch matches....and transferred to a different state.

[@zwro5045]

Beautiful campus though

[@abrahamlinkenssphere4236]

When he named off his impersonation combo it was 100% correct

[@Marshmallow_Trees]

1:00 "I know what you're thinking..." Did someone step on your head?

[@hapcot]

My friend is on her college Quidditch team. I thought it was just a fun intermural activity, but she takes it SUPER seriously. She even skipped my birthday to go to practice

[@bumibomber]

More like QuidDITCHED am I right? Please don't kill me

[@daRetardedBrothers]

Nice one lol

[@SovereignRulerDoomward]

Off with his head

[@daRetardedBrothers]

Shogo Akuji with your head

[@bumibomber]

Lachlan Galavin Off with our heads!

[@TxtStudiosCompany]

Bumi Satria Pandawa Me first :D

[@tannerb9528]

Looks like he got falcon punched in the face

[@sajucaart]

After stumbling on this playlist (and binge watching :D) I am now really paranoid that my Kickstarter will end up in one of these videos xD Keep up the funny!

[@omgjlmiub]

"I know that sounds like a lot of money, but it really isn't" must be the most used line on Kickstarter

[@TrevorPhillips2024]

The kickstarted guy didn't turn the tv off lol look at the mirror in the back

[@sushi8451]

+Ethen Rosas porn?

[@jamz8729]

too late for the mouthguard m8 😂

[@jimvargaco.6344]

It's been nearly a decade, but Don Knotts was the guy who played Barney in the Andy Griffith Show. Your impression does in fact sound like him.

[@GroovingPict]

looks like a mouth guard is a bit too late for that guy

[@signs80]

GroovingPict gums guard

[@radfatdaddy4169]

Gotta protect what's left

[@lilrickycortez7703]

Teeth has just left the chat room

[@Angel_Billy4-30-23]

Hahaha, that's pretty funny because I was just thinking, IDubbbz sounds like Don Knotts when he was doing that voice and then he goes and says he sounds like a mix of Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton and Don Knotts. Holy shit, I swear I love this dude. I've been watching him for a few years now and he never disappoints when he uploads. He's freaking hilarious. One of the only youtubers that I genuinely get a good laugh out of.

[@rustyshackleford4370]

Sounds like you need a new imaginary lighter, man.

[@drangelice]

Rusty Shackleford oh my god i just fot that. Kudos sir

[@punkgrl325]

That was actually a pretty spot on impression of Jimmy Carter meets Bill Clinton meets Don Knotts, haha.

[@Y2Crouch]

From about 4:08 Dubz sounds like the voice actor for Krillin in DBZ Abridged.

[@s--b]

It's like a mix of krillin and master roshi

[@grant970]

+John Zombi no its Don Knottts

[@j.chillydawson1807]

that dude looks like a pet I used to have... my Favorite Part, is the fact that in the background you can sorta see what he is watching on his TV and a nice view of the Scenic BACK OF HIS HEAD.

[@kitkat6695]

Heyyyyyyyy. So sweet of you to find the kickstarter! Katie here! You know, the one with the hats. Do it. Make me crochet a billion hats. And Chris? At least he's trying. Like the 100+ other quidditch teams in America. We all just want to have fun.

[@mrselfdestruct7605]

Someones triggered that they got called out for begging for money

[@maxbracegirdle9990]

Chris was trying?? He didn't even turn off his tv before making the video...

[@RedmundR2]

Happy to report this gentleman got his teeth fixed and is now a successful therapist

[@funkmen0]

Gotta love Dubbz

[@Demonfox59]

so i was watching like 8 of these and thought i was reaching the end of them since none were showing up anymore in the suggestions then i saw there is 102 of these and god bless

[@Enitoni2]

4:04 I lost it. I lost... it. Omfg HIS VOICE XD

[@Ruby-ms5uy]

Idubbbz the man who you pass the bong to and he blows out and the water goes everywhere

[@Bipolar.Baddie]

I swear that water basketball guy sounds like Bill Clinton on helium

[@jbum5667]

Wasn't feeling the last couple of these, it felt like u weren't interested but this one was fucking brilliant. Great job mate

[@Boganoff]

Shoutout to Don Knotts rip Barney fife

[@cazcaz7663]

3:39 when you’re walking through the woods and you see a goon just pull out your peanuspoon!

[@jamoo0]

What if Idubbbz just pulled out a bong and started toking😂

[@andrewnaylor9507]

Thats the kid that never wore his retainer, the one the orthodontist always warned you about

[@secondpath5148]

That kickstarter dude looks like Don Knotts took a bludger to the face.

[@mitchelllayton3264]

I love when IDUBBZ just smiles he looks so happy. Good to see he is himself

[@GroovingPict]

why are you wearing women's glasses?

[@pyramidhead6998]

GroovingPict why are you subbed to cancerous shit like GradeAUnderA?

[@lj-wp3sf]

Skip To My Lou Fair point

[@ozricaurora6943]

@@pyramidhead6998 woah you got triggered hard. Idubbbz entire videos are him making fun of people but you need to be a white knight and defend him? You think he cant take a joke?

[@stproducciones9140]

This was the "lesbian glasses" era of idubbbz

[@bakintoast]

Had to get used to the Kickstarter crap episodes, but I love 'em now, you're getting better at your original insults, too iDubbbzTV :D. I especially liked your gillywater analogy, haha, that was good.

[@JohnD27018]

4:02 is that bill clinton explaining his new game?

[@PolskiProdigy]

6:45 i haven't laughed so hard In a long ass time 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@maknirak]

How the fuck do you play IRL Quidditch? I can see how the quaffle would work, since it's just a regular ball. But the bludgers and the snitch? Are there 2 guys throwing lead balls at the other players while other 2 have to bat them away? Is there another guy holding the snitch running around while the hunters from both teams try to catch him?

[@drangelice]

Maknirak thank you sir. IDEA!

[@squeegybe]

OMG!!!! Lmao I caught a visual of this and I'm dying!!!!!!

[@shanec6664]

This guy was probably like "yeah sure guys I'll put up a Kickstarter the the team" and ends up on content cop

[@mr.friendly1256]

God damn Bill Clinton with a water bottle

[@ArshesNei8]

4:06 channeling his inner Jimmy Stewart and Don Knotts love child

[@dukewebelos5169]

Kickstarter for iDubbz getting a bong.

[@wallinggriffin]

Jesse Donald Knotts was an American actor and comedian, best known for his role as Deputy Sheriff Barney Fife on The Andy Griffith Show, a 1960s sitcom for which he earned five Emmy Awards, and for his role as Ralph Furley on the highly rated sitcom Three's Company from 1979 to 1984.

[@steamcreepers]

Idubbbz it looks like you painted the front and top part for your head to look like hair.I wish i had that much MLG talent to paint like that :)

[@thedizzlesizzle89]

4:03 Was that a Don Knotts impression? If so, I can't say it was all that bad. Sounded pretty spot on to me.

[@vanillasadboi]

I just realised that I have the same glasses as idubs

[@1ndigoch1ld81]

I miss this...

[@jestergodfield690]

he looks cute in a sad/ugly pitbull way.

[@reapsow3003]

The suggestion of the Harry Potter bake sale had me rolling 🤣 chocolate frogs for sale

[@Pieceofchocolate1]

I almost went to Flagler college...glad I didn't

[@kristiansapinis3845]

only on this rewatch did i realize @movieflame did this project, i love the lore videos, what a crossover

[@snickeringtortoise]

Bottlebasket will be the new thing

[@uraganotkirki]

I like your committment to comedy, man. Keep it up.

[@thecaptain4512]

Alright Don Knots

[@channelwonnews4322]

0:55 He goes: "I know what you're thinking." Next words of mine: "MMMM mmmm, I'm thinking damn those teeth !!"

[@generalhamalvis9209]

Gilly water? you mean Gilly weed?

[@amittoibis]

Actually, it's a storm drain

[@willnelson3158]

Clint Beastwood no, gillywater is a drink in HP

[@huntercarter5426]

Volts The Shiny Shinx ... gilly weed is a weed in HP

[@aldelaware1964]

I’m here because iDubbbz is simply timeless.

[@blueisnotgreen7258]

If your forehead was a dial your widows peak would be pointed at “lose a turn”

[@dylanfelch5201]

Up at 3am just takin a trip down memory lane 🙂

[@tdog7326]

Is that Quasimodo? Someone has to have said that by now.

[@DavidReyes0224]

this guys watching TV, sitting down on his couch in the middle of his Kickstarter project. just goes to show how much he cared

[@kylehues8465]

Anyone else distracted by the T.V mirror shot?

[@Shmeve0]

Honestly the best videos on youtube

[@jmanrocks152]

Oh god, not the iDumpster :3

[@TxtStudiosCompany]

He coming to pick up all the Kickstarter trash.