Kickstarter Crap - Uniquenesse.com

[@EpicDayTimeActivity]

"Tornscrotum please report to the office." Got a nice ring to it.

[@editorrafa4985]

This is the best thing I’ve read in years

[@XoJOHNoX96]

suite life of dax and chody

[@ginnrollins211]

Suite Life of Crack and Peyote.

[@pepperpattynaise]

Im crying

[@pepperpattynaise]

@@beandlunt6059 rude °л°

[@pepperpattynaise]

@@beandlunt6059 sorry I dont speak борщ

[@rjlitscher123]

queef like of Tex and Loady

[@snoopythagoat3071]

When he was saying the names a portal opened up in my bathroom

[@asfandyarmuneeb7263]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@prakhardwivedi3649]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@connorlyons2376]

Fu Ck now I’m scared to keep watching

[@alexwelch8855]

This comment is god tier

[@sterkriger2572]

A portal to Compton?

[@Blanchables]

“Welcome to the Shark Tank, literally none of the main people, plus the crew, couldn’t make it today, so we snuck in and filmed this.”

[@lukeweiser5068]

Could*****

[@grave_bane]

Our algorithm creates _unique_ names reeses, lasagna, menorah, lesbian, basic, _chadrick_

[@KSR3]

kylach - kyle + chad

[@aliveslice]

Last name basic first name howto

[@Koishi_Komeiji]

Veemo

[@FieldMarshalFeels]

Queeflosion

[@dickhead778]

Xanthangum

[@ErossMcCloud]

Virgin Chad vs Chad Chadrick

[@Echoesoftimelover]

Eross Van Leer Weeb Van Leer

[@ErossMcCloud]

Echoesoftimelover Jewoftimelover

[@Echoesoftimelover]

Eross Van Leer Do you have something against Jews, triggered weeb?

[@SFStransit]

Vs Chad Thundercock

[@BigPuddin]

U rang nigga?

[@brycekrispiez714]

Him and his wife talk like Oblivion NPC’s

[@Pikerber]

More like chris and Jill from resident evil 1

[@stonwall9065]

@@Pikerber Haha yes! Absolutely.

[@carlblaskovich2812]

"cool, so beautiful!"

[@j.chillydawson1807]

you mean incongruently? if you want to hear some hilarious dialogue, check out the original ARMA. The dialogue in that game is so weird. it is pulled from a pre-recorded list, so when an enemy is at 2o'clock, then the dialogue sounds like it was recorded and pieced together from like 6 different lines, it is so jarring!

[@voilvelev6775]

This feels like if it was done 20 years ago it woudlve been a shitty VHS tape that will end up on RLM's Wheel of the Worst.

[@eerietruths]

Might as well throw in a few Xs and underscores while you're at it

[@fifi6958]

Memed xD maybe one of ~*~these~*~

[@gamingwookie4248]

X Æ A-12

[@Liggliluff]

Åsa, Örjan, Ärlig

[@appalachiabrauchfrau]

just use your old AIM username i think mine was x_xXxvoidxXx_x or something

[@joshj8597]

You can tell that guy hasn't edited his website in 18 years. It plays stereotypical 90's infomercial music and he is selling an Atari Lynx on the front page. What a time capsule.

[@joshj8597]

P.S. I did some quick research on this guy. Turns out he was a very famous programmer in the 80s and 90s. he programmed alot of the madden series for ps1 and also did some handhelds

[@chickendelight1316]

+TDG GAMING That's actually pretty cool.

[@D2Synua]

+Chicken Delight131 super fucking gay*

[@sirfailsalot3459]

If you check it now its deleted 😆

[@Iife]

Congratulations, your Queeflava has evolved into Queephlosion!

[@EsmeMarion]

+Cosmic Centurion Venom Void Apex Disco Plasma Panda Zephyr Elysium Twerk Team Aetheraptor oh god

[@endergrub7212]

ayy

[@littlesquiddiesttv]

whats your profile pic from

[@iFireRonin]

Nintendo needs to fund this so they can use it when they create new Pokemon

[@victorynuke7948]

I love your channel Fire!

[@anyakathryn6822]

That is genius

[@Hashieeeee]

I'd like to catch a Chadrick or Leslian Lexter

[@almightygeck4121]

More things to collect!

[@TRDsonic]

@@nelsonkenzo9910 the bots are evolving to talk to each other 😳

[@jedimasterobi-wankenobi6201]

"I feel like I would've heard every single one of these names if I attended high school in Compton" - Idubbbz

[@stephaniemorrissey123]

As a teacher in a district with a high black population, I can confirm.

[@iDubbbzTV]

if you pause the video at 0:05 you will see cuuum stain on my glasses, lol

[@GatorTheLegend]

Literally laughing out loud!! Nice!!

[@iDubbbzTV]

+GatorPoon SPEAKING OF PEOPLE WITH FUCKED UP NAMES, GATORPOON!!! HELL YEAH

[@GercoLoco]

+iDubbbzTV 10/10

[@Mantook11]

NIIIICE GEEEET

[@GatorTheLegend]

iDubbbzTV you mean great names!!! Right?

[@tykehotep2865]

i called my child squanson and she thanks me every day

[@michaellorah9051]

@LuciusW "pet" african

[@ClarkReviews]

call me Chode... "for short"

[@hunter-zf7fk]

+ClarkReviews aaayyyyyyy

[@SlenderSmurf]

+Hunter Wessel lmaoooo

[@Markell1991]

"So I'll be your loan shark for today show" I'm in 100%.

[@Knochenbrigade]

Name your girl simply Adolfina. Never heard that name before, so it's unique.

[@clientsname2933]

@@barfyman-wn3id made it better*

[@speedymccool9853]

No kidding, girl at my school has that name

[@bellaruben7458]

Middle name hitleressa

[@zportukalian1]

adolfina hitlerina

[@BigBeerus]

NIEN

[@Biogrrrl]

I have personally witnessed adults with obviously made-up 'unique' names having a difficult time in an office/work setting, because no one would take them seriously. It's a real problem.

[@_____._..--_]

Serves them right

[@ZaJaClt]

I'm calling my son Chuck Boris

[@AraiDigital]

I've legitimately come across someone called Candithelia. Who the fuck calls their kid Candithelia

[@artvandelay48]

@@_____._..--_ serves them right for what? Being born?

[@tomlxyz]

​@@artvandelay48 choosing the wrong parents

[@ectosludge]

I'm renaming myself Lasagna

[@mark9s_]

Cactus Boba garfield2?

[@jonathanarbuckle3424]

Oh hell yeah

[@imlikewoah]

b i t c h l a s a g n a

[@TheAnalXylophone]

I'm renaming myself Sharknado

[@dragonboyproductions007]

I’m renaming myself Uniqua

[@GamingRoomOficial]

so basically a person needs to pay to ruin their kids lives?

[@ReaLzEdits]

Yeah but there's music on the website so its not too bad.

[@nullfx9286]

I mean my parents did for free lol

[@nullfx9286]

Fuck

[@AspectEXE]

@@nullfx9286 I'm dead

[@royalfoil5413]

Didn't expect you to be here for some reason

[@starheavenly]

You can get all these names from a sci-fi name generator

[@modernlover7769]

Vinny Leigh he actually said my name and I dot know how to feel

[@Lyubimov89]

Probably cannot get Analia tho

[@DrShaym]

Name your kid after a forgotten 90s cartoon character. Call them Mighty Max, Grimskull, or Captain Simian.

[@MikeUnderTown]

Dr Shaym holy shit it's Shaym

[@dreampaste5499]

My child shall be called Blue-Eyes-White-Dragon

[@princesscadenceroyalwedding]

Dr Shaym ohh shit dr shaym

[@chickpea]

Sara Balls rasist

[@SlightlyCivil]

Daddy Shaym

[@devincornett9005]

Spaghetti, linguini, martini, rotini, fettuccini, tortellini

[@heartache5742]

Devin Cornett putini

[@PillsHere69]

Squidward TortALLINI!?

[@frankiethe5th]

Exodus will I ever win?

[@nowdefunct6075]

Devin Cornett bucatini

[@dreampaste5499]

My child shall be called NANI

[@s.g2634]

"So, I'll be your lone shark for today" We're just going to ignore the loan shark thing?

[@georgiamccullough1341]

I HAVE DECIDED I SHALL NAME MY FUTURE DAUGHTER LASANA

[@howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437]

*lasaga Garfief u bad ketti kat

[@ep1633]

+asock withnoface111 (DanMan1O) Alonzo?

[@mafiaplayer1000]

+Baldrick The Sexy Overlord i eat jon, it's what i do

[@ksciaa0103]

don't do it garfielf, that's our pet dog odie

[@cameronthomas5242]

I ate those food

[@WeaselZone]

That acting wanted me to shove my phone in my eyes.

[@MrJustinUSCM]

Oh, Hey weasel didn't expect to see you here. ha ha ha, that acting was absolutely horrible.

[@ItsJakeJake]

Reminded me of Tai Lopez

[@PinkCircleO8]

+WeaselZone Reminds me of those stupid educational videos on life lessons you see in school. Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about LOL.

[@thomasjackson6971]

Kinda doesn’t make sense

[@olli343]

4:44 Go ahead and name your kid Lasana I dare you

[@jax9276]

reda oliver maybe I will

[@joebob3959]

Im Dead qqAqqaaaqaqqaqqswaaqzzaaA

[@joebob3959]

What the fuck

[@EXTREMEKIWI115]

reda oliver Lasaña

[@kota86]

There was literally someone on Maury named Lasagna. I shit you not.

[@joebarbarulomusic8994]

"Hermora" makes me think of Hermaeus Mora, Daedric Prince of Apocrypha in the Elder Scrolls.

[@lapsijahti]

Sounds more like Hemorrhoids

[@boreal8631]

I can use a skyrim name generator and find cooler names

[@Turbuggy]

“Darcy” “Lashawna” THOSE ARE NAMES

[@_____._..--_]

sokmin sounds likes red head over joyful girl

[@idkidk3968]

Lashawna is a “ghetto name”

[@rinoz47]

D'arse'iey

[@Bixen_Bings]

Myagra

[@sirslapasss8540]

"Would’ve heard all of them if I attended high school in Compton" lmao😂

[@Boogers32150]

So he basically invented a black baby naming website. Cool. So beautiful.

[@randomshyte9989]

Just name your kid "sample text" so when he grows up he can put *whatever he wants*

[@qmoonp]

I kinda like that actually. Sampletext. Sam for short

[@valx5]

now you’re on to something 🧐

[@ethancatalan4259]

Why just a he? O_o

[@yurisuika]

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna name ya.

[@MasterOfKnowledge.]

Mike Aruba

[@icyrhodes2738]

Nix, No but with a z

[@SaGeOwL4891]

Icy Rhodes Nihkz

[@bandanadee3029]

Nyx?

[@Jathax]

Looks like gatorpoon are now permanent residents in the edupZ channel.

[@psychocraft4126]

+Jathax They're trying to make 15 seconds of fame into 15 months of fame. Smh.

[@provokingperch3825]

+PsychoCraft Or.... They just enjoy his videos?

[@provokingperch3825]

+kolton burgess Isn't that the reason anyone makes a comment?

[@mytomtom11]

akshept it!

[@jammydodger4339]

+Jathax akshept it

[@heroson9498]

When he started naming off names I thought he was summoning Satan himself

[@paigek1972]

I know an "Ian" But his name is spelled "Eyon" I'm confused as well

[@celebritytakeover69]

You think that's bad? Some jackass parents in sweden called their son "Albin" but it's spelled as if they hit their heads on a keyboard

[@PunkZombie1300]

They could have at least used Eon, since it's an actual word.

[@MyLittleFranky]

That's like the Irish spelling isn't it? Either that or the parents had entered the unique baby name black hole never to return

[@soda_fairy]

Big big gross

[@MasterOfKnowledge.]

I know an Ian, but his name is spelled Eian

[@ThrownBrick]

I feel bad for that man's Filipino wife...

[@gryla5290]

How did you know she's filipino?

[@ThrownBrick]

Laura Aspacio Definitely a Filipino accent, and she looks the part

[@ruin3949]

As a Filipino and I can assure you that's our general accent sounds like. Also her look is quite a Filipino.

[@renasance2]

Ruin39 putangina! 0_0

[@unknownanonymous7253]

@@gryla5290 Ye shes Amazonian

[@smartluxray5054]

Yes, let us all pay money for a site run by a woman trying to impersonate Tommy Wisseau and a man who acts like if Daddy Derek was 85.

[@LucaBertuolo]

Oh hi doggy

[@ShotgunSurge0n058]

mentions dax, then makes a documentary with him 6 years later

[@MajorasMaskFreak1]

Was about to comment this but I wanted to make sure it wasn’t already done lmao

[@AfkHavoc]

That one nigga

[@becsocsci621]

*Quant'asia Laqueefa Shonquest* is the actual name of the large AfAm woman who made the false allegations of contracting herpes simplex type 2 from 90s R & B sensation Usher Raymond. The problem was they never actually had sex.

[@Nemfoglalt]

Bec SocSci ok

[@fifi6958]

Bec SocSci that’s one hell of a name

[@sui5000]

I'm gonna name my daughter taken so when she walks up to someone she's gonna say "Hi I'm taken"

[@Lameashellcosplay]

If you name your kid Chadtric that would be Chadtragic

[@lolocelot5547]

Chadtronic

[@sadyeehaw4986]

Bless ur pfp

[@ShannaraTech]

It would be a Chadtresty

[@jaysefgames1155]

I know a guy with the last name Chadwick

[@RhythmGrizz]

This dude's glasses being obscured by screen glare is one of the sketchiest, most unprofessional things in the world.

[@tomlxyz]

It's just distracting, nothing else.

[@pat1275]

omg i'm having a baby called zyfriq and queephlosion when I'm older

[@iDubbbzTV]

+TheColdWhiscash hell yeah. here's another one for free: Shoenice

[@pat1275]

dude I'd better have genderneutral non-cis triplets though

[@taser3022]

Shoenice? What are those

[@benmcintyre3298]

+BLAX da pootis they are nice shoes

[@Dark7ify]

How about Ja'Crispy

[@The8347135]

I'm naming my kids Arcadia, Mehrunes Dagon, Garrus Vakarian, Meeseeks and Art Vandeley. In that order. I'll adopt if I have to and change their names.

[@SSD_Penumbra]

Throw in a Mako Rutledge and your all set.

[@everydaybodybuilding2282]

The8347135 mehrunes Dagon, beautiful

[@NickMMusic]

i look forward to mehrunes dagon's rise

[@justindecarlo9258]

SAY VANDELAY INDUSTRIES!

[@Asa-bh7zi]

Naming my kid J'zargo.

[@michaelmichaelmotorcycle2174]

Bless her heart

[@ConsciousRobot]

2019 update: They had 1 backer for a total of $10. Fun fact, a Google search will present a plethora of versatile name generators for just about anything you can imagine.

[@dimi-kun5968]

You're creating names for humans, not pokemons, dammit.

[@RhythmGrizz]

Dimi-Kun the plural of pokemon is just pokemon

[@originalcontent6232]

SHUT THE HECK UP

[@straydogbite]

All my Pokemon are named after gods of destruction because why not

[@reissecupfilms]

Lexter's Daboratory

[@heartache5742]

ReissecupFilms dab bwwwwwww bwwwwwwww

[@kaiba7756]

Alexey Stolovoy get the fuck out right fucking now

[@skibbz0r]

My son Goatse has been having problems being bullied at school but I can't figure out why??? HELP

[@jukenz5417]

Hmm... Maybe he's gay

[@printidle6927]

#rekt

[@veslets]

He has a disease known as gay

[@orangegouice]

+Leroy Jenkins dat irony tho seriously?

[@orangegouice]

+Marty Karty I was referring to his username, being an overused meme itself.

[@NotVeryWhitty]

Turns out Elon Musk used Uniquenesse to name his kid. And they say this shit never got funded.

[@LilBrovig]

Leslian Lexter sounds like a comicbook villain.

[@flagrus7901]

Randomly putting some syllabi together hardly counts as "intelligent algorithm"

[@konstantinub]

The plural of syllable is syllables. For a word to have an -i plural, it usually has to end with -us, so syllabi is the plural of syllabus, not syllable (though syllabuses works too).

[@Horzuhammer]

Syllablinda would be a sick name for my daughter.

[@quicktubeacct]

Jasargo, Rickree, Petesar, Janalice, Samanttany, Antonordan,Jackdrew, Clarisanndria, Narnua, Fredentia, Eurape, and Carlingiskaraphobia. I made all of these up in two minutes. I should start a Kickstarter.

[@Karmigula]

J'Zargo

[@quicktubeacct]

Soul Mystique You genius!

[@Karmigula]

Jwrap Kahjiit would like to show you their wares.

[@kattiperri497]

EU rape? Wtf

[@AndrewButorin]

Tsarnicholaqueefionda

[@jmap]

When you realise the music at 8:44 is Jim Browning (tech support scambaiter)’s theme tune, you may have just wasted the last five years of your life watching KZbin

[@ck2458]

A bit late to this comment, but I was looking for it. I recognized that shitty stock music from Jim's channel immediately

[@z1kk]

lmao the girl names are literally just random words with -a at the end

[@quicktubeacct]

Excuse me, my child is name Jenalenadingdonga, I'd appreciate it if you'd retract your statement.

[@Pintroll300]

Blame the romans, all sons had to do was to take their fathers name, but daughters were given their fathers name, but with "ia" or "a" at the end

[@DirEnGay]

Name me one Polish girl who's name doesn't end with an 'a' I bet you can't.

[@mny2954]

Orangina

[@Pintroll300]

DirEnGay Marie Curie ;)

[@franciscochaidez4664]

Filthy Frank looks different

[@teenytinykittycat5702]

Hah

[@quashon28]

i love you marry me

[@qwemlhjsi4386]

Wut

[@TKalib3R]

There was an Asian in the video...

[@swift1682]

+Elboss *coinslot eyes

[@MasterChoof]

All the boys should be named Paul and all the girls should be named Paul. There will be grimesteppin for days.

[@pastel7729]

F*cking degenerate

[@AchillesViggen]

Woah! Easy Buttstallion!

[@hunter-zf7fk]

+Choof ain't no nigga gon' fuck a bitch name paul

[@MadWasp01]

+Hunter Wessel I'm not so sure, you see we have men nowadays that identify themselves has lesbians, besides 'Paul' is a pretty attractive name.

[@SlenderSmurf]

+Choof leusix diamondeyes

[@420jamamaw]

"His name was falex, and he did not like that very much"

[@AaronKaiMCDNLD]

*phallics

[@vilAvain]

Gonna name my son chef.

[@rust2990]

+̶ ̶C̶r̶o̶s̶s̶m̶y̶h̶e̶a̶r̶t̶ ̶ Nice picture there.

[@rust2990]

***** Man's gonna name his son 'Chef'. I'd say it's pretty good.

[@vilAvain]

FancyNickHereM8 *Hey, thats pretty goooood*

[@tech-priestmarcus3978]

mine is gonna be Abbadon the Despoiler.

[@kealanCninetythree]

+Im The DANDY Heresy!

[@oz_jones]

"I feel like that I would have heard all of these names if I had attended HS in Compton." Fucking savage.

[@cooliusmaximus5802]

he's not wrong... I've known an "Airwrecka" and, my personal favorite, "La-a." Pronounced "Ladasha." I've gone to several schools in southern LA... Compton, Gardena, Watts, etc.

[@brendonhalverson5178]

Christ Torres Lol

[@nezhaprime6195]

I’ve heard all kinds of crazy name like one pronounced free fries.

[@Phudge]

I mean there was a kid named Mona Lisa in my class once. Yeah, that's their first name.

[@scarlettstein5431]

Yeah, there's a girl named Mona Lisa in my programming class this semester. She just goes by Mona.

[@dogboy0912]

+Scarlett Gray oooh

[@demonetizeddemonetisedinmy1890]

I was at a summer camp and there was a fat girl named adolphine

[@Someone_Important]

There was a teacher in my middle school named Mrs. Weiner.

[@JacobCafer123]

Pepe Well, that is my name.

[@AtlanticSpamHammer]

"I don't know if this is intentional, or if his algorithm's accidentally pulling from the Pizza Hut website."

[@tiaralcu]

"your kid's name isn't a fucking blank canvas in a women over 50 painting class"😭😭😭😂😂🙌

[@Mohgenstein]

Shut the fuck up with your emojis

[@junk8714]

So this is where Quaffine got his "unique" name

[@itwasizawarudo1701]

Put an A at the end and it's a brand new unique name

[@heartache5742]

The Rock manigga

[@inayat8100]

The Rock Gaya

[@ollietotalgamer]

The wife calling herself the “lone shark” is actually a really clever play on words

[@sharewaredog]

Alina, Janina, oooh i wanna take ya Deandra, Lasagna, come on pretty mama DOWN TO KOKOMO

[@devonriley110]

someskrub You live in Indiana.

[@teirdalin]

I knew an Ian from back in high school; he was kinda weird. We bought him a raccoon tail butt plug and left it on his doormat once, and he was later showing it off on his keychain being like "I think this is real raccoon tail". Fun times.

[@1978garfield]

You left a butt plug on a guys doorstep but HE is the weird one?

[@ikelldagay1801]

Emmmm, didn't understand, did he used the... raccoon tail? Like... right there?

[@rnbw376]

"Lazanna" [Lasagna] legit

[@m33tballa]

The wife is so sweet and supportive 🥺

[@Adam_Shadow119]

He is chanting a spell in Latin!!!!! Run!!!

[@Reformedekko]

LOL

[@chrissre7935]

Name is an immportant thing . Let's leave it to an algorithm some old dude programed in his bassment

[@toadbrawler9077]

Chriss RE The fuck is a bassment

[@SyncF]

ToadBrawler “Bassment(n) - NOUN - place where you make BASS music” - Dayron Arias.

[@TheMrMister]

You could re-brand this as a Pokemon name generator

[@jerryyu4415]

Mr. Mister you've been challenged by durex_ultra_thick!!!!

[@EPWillard]

I Love the fact she's obviously just sat on the other side of the couch and they re angled the camera

[@SkylarTC]

Glad to know my name is cannon in the dubbbzverse

[@evanleon9045]

Skylar Films Things k

[@MythicByrd]

There was actually a kid in my class named Cody, but we all called him Chody. We all thought it would be really funny if we replaced the beginning of every word with "ch" for like 5 months.

[@quicktubeacct]

Well played, ChmysticalChbird. No, not good? Alright I'll stop.

[@quicktubeacct]

Wow, I messed up the joke, but you get it.

[@4TheWinQuinn]

Fucking hell I bet your smooth around the ladies

[@SpaceClown404]

Chode

[@talynhastime9343]

Shit, I don't know any Ians.

[@rickandmorty8046]

I know 2

[@ian-.-]

Talyn has time I'm an Ian

[@basedsouljah]

one of my old weed dealers name was Ian. Lost an OC 60 in his car & he sold me the worst Ecstasy I've ever done. Yeah this was when it was still called ecstacy

[@LexyLamp]

I know 5, you can have some of my Ians xD

[@spitefulraven]

5:48 "Nixz, with a Z." That's hilarious because yeah...you'd kinda have to say that anytime you say your name unless you want it mispelled... "Uh! Yeah! I'm Nixz - with a Z!"

[@tealterminater8214]

Some of these names sound like they were trying to type in common names but accidentally hit a wrong key like a c instead of an n in Jasoc "Jasik" for example.

[@alwysmaxi]

George Bernard lmfao

[@andrewheil1158]

Wait, they need $3,500? I thought websites costed $20

[@cameronmorris112]

Best Friend Venom fuck I hope not or thats a lot of wasted time and money

[@IDK-uu9mt]

I still feel like $20 is still too much

[@Richslavedolph]

Best Friend Venom cost*

[@r.folkefiende]

I want to host a website. But alas I cannot afford 26.95$ (Old joke but a good one.)

[@firstfuck4691]

Best Friend Venom can I have your profile pic

[@Sn0_RS]

Girls algorithm: Darcy WHAT!?

[@Sn0_RS]

Skimo spelt Darcey, yes.

[@Sn0_RS]

Skimo (It was a joke but thanks for playing along)

[@Sn0_RS]

Skimo For some reason, you're seeming to take this personally.

[@sophiaanderson3064]

what happened in this reply chain... what a mess

[@Sn0_RS]

Sophia Anderson a guy got mad because I made a joke that isn't good enough for him

[@isakurs]

I was almost named “Eitur” which translated from Icelandic means poison

[@sonictonic_]

I’m obviously very late to this video, but this was fucking fantastic. 😂

[@salaheddineh6375]

Seriously this is one of the best Kickstarter Crap episode ever. Queephlosion and Tornscrotum goddamit!

[@lippieluvr]

Ur not the only one

[@ericwanke9284]

This is he best kickstarter crap ever i can watch this over and over and still laugh my ass off every time

[@malik87breaker]

It's like a good wine. It will only get better :D

[@bruhhachachacha6980]

Wanna bet? On who's the latest

[@kevb0t_]

lost it at lasagne and leslian

[@manabluerose]

So basically you pay them money to give you a list of black names?

[@pablol.2619]

Mika Rose nice and edgy. Just like the blades with the which a white child would cut himself.

[@fearsin5513]

Pablo Landeros Leal Just like the modified car 'with the which' Pablo used to cross the boarder😂😂😂

[@elt9867]

He bought his wife

[@yassineszn17]

From south vietnam

[@1TopGunPaintballer]

Paid for premium waifu 👌

[@stephaniemorrissey123]

🤣🤣

[@montgomery3931]

Did he seriously just say gallow for a boys name?

[@gritzu8700]

dude i died at the high school in compton joke

[@ArtificialDjDAGX]

I myself prefer to name my kids like they were eldritch gods.

[@robertstenzel8455]

I would rather name my children like I was Akira Toriyama: by picking a random item in my house and naming them after it.

[@phoenixoutoftheash]

I'd recommend Baoht Z'uqqa-Mogg, that's one of the great old ones though

[@troll098ify]

+Kitsuneoni I prefer Azathoth myself

[@Mushromeow]

Microwave Johnson

[@Bentami]

Lmao this was the funniest episode of the series, literally died laughing at all the name

[@BleachKnight24]

When he was naming girl names he was actually summoning a curse

[@SaGeOwL4891]

Shareezonda Daireena Balkavian Geroonda Jaizema Dwemeer Lezzar Piorta Dashaa Mariza Colby Gegunda Gimme money now.

[@smokejc]

Marisa/Mariza is a common name in Portugal.

[@natemarchesi3472]

SaGe OwL Sharq'uonda

[@jmmjjmmjjmmj]

Dwemer.

[@CoastGaurdCommandant]

Dasha is a real name.

[@sillygoofyfailure3650]

SaGe OwL Crayola

[@babz4402]

you should call your kid the first item you see with the last thing you ate. My kids called laptop potato

[@Whydoineedahandlepissoff]

crispy garlic bread my kids called arsenic chair

[@DoselH]

crispy garlic bread Laptop Plasma

[@rookiebear1124]

crispy garlic bread what the hell are you people eating(not the tater)

[@repticon1854]

My kid's called Stank Pussy.

[@brendanarmstrong9716]

amazon gift card bagel

[@Grivian]

Name your kid Hikler, just enough so people will raise their eye brows but not say anything. "My name is Hikler, Adolf Hikler. Nice to meet you"

[@Stein.Bagger]

"Nicks, with a Z"

[@SyncF]

Terkel Blegager Nickz.

[@aidannoonan9886]

Nix with a Z

[@Ivalene]

My mom named me Elexess (sounds like alexis) because she thought the spelling would be a kick ass comedic actors name in the future. You don't see her paying a kickstarter for that idea.

[@evilinterpol]

God these sound like names you'd find in the crack streets of some final fantasy game. "zyfrique" better be in ff15

[@nman2]

All these years later I’m still trying to figure out how ‘Nix with a Z’ would even work. Nyxz? Nickz? The world might never know