His attempted murder at Adam should count as self defense, since Adam planed on doing exactly the same thing
@toyingmadness97316 ай бұрын
A fight where both attempt murder is still attempted murder
@supleh59376 ай бұрын
@@toyingmadness9731he’s trying to kill someone who’s committed genocide for centuries
@toyingmadness97316 ай бұрын
@@supleh5937 this changes nothing
@supleh59376 ай бұрын
@@toyingmadness9731 Adam attacked first
@toyingmadness97316 ай бұрын
@@supleh5937 Actually, alastor is the one who BLEW and threatened first.
@Fafnir-cw6ws6 ай бұрын
30 seconds in and him having 2 death sentences is so funny to me and idk why
@obnox1ous_3fe4206 ай бұрын
He is like four Edit:i mean the character of four from bfb
@supertrike58936 ай бұрын
After committing assault
@crows_are_superior44646 ай бұрын
Love how it jumps from “six months for assault” to “the death penalty for mass murder and terrorism” in like 2 seconds
@WayneGlensky-vx5er6 ай бұрын
The sa charge is soo ironic considering alastors asexual
@uraniancoolery9276 ай бұрын
Lol
@Yilastic6 ай бұрын
felt that
@DragonMoonFNAF6 ай бұрын
I know-
@Noshhy5 ай бұрын
His sexsuality shouldn't matter in this case its still sa
@uraniancoolery9275 ай бұрын
@@Noshhy we know
@JanusOfTwoFaces6 ай бұрын
This is ignoring the serial killing on earth btw
@Maxclayton5256 ай бұрын
Oh yeah
@STR4WB3RRY_.SLVSH135 ай бұрын
A cannibal as well
@thebees93683 ай бұрын
Which already happened given how he’s in hell so I think in this case the charges against him for crimes while alive wouldn’t be applied
@Norspeed_5 ай бұрын
Sexual assault from an AroAce is wild
@MaddieRedDrink5 ай бұрын
FRR
@Maria-tg2iv5 ай бұрын
Fr
@Evel7n5 ай бұрын
Fr.
@eloisaaranguiz61764 ай бұрын
Maybe it didn't have any sexual connotation for him, but it probably had did for vaggie and concent is about acknowledging and heeding how the other person feels about what you're doing to them
@Scarrrr20112 ай бұрын
@@Norspeed_ FR
@moonshmallow_w6 ай бұрын
But your honor, hes so silly
@peter_pcrker6 ай бұрын
YES YOUR HONOUR
@abdullatheef88546 ай бұрын
Judge: I thereby declare the suspect NOT GUILTY!
@peter_pcrker6 ай бұрын
*crowds cheers*bYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO LETS GO ALASTOR
@taelgii6 ай бұрын
Your honor, he was just jokin you know
@D3M0N-SL5 ай бұрын
Thank you,my dear
@caspburger6 ай бұрын
the fact that he's aroace and gets charged with sexual assault is so funny to me idk why 💀
@faegg.t_cricket146 ай бұрын
When his song was plsyed on the pilot, i DID NOT expect an ACE to slap a lesbian's ahh ☠👍
@Saeron-sage6 ай бұрын
YA MEAN ASS
@waveround6 ай бұрын
you forgot cannibalism 💀🗿💀🗿💀
@hdk-gamer28296 ай бұрын
Cannibalism isn’t a crime it’s getting the meat that is
@yaboycaso6 ай бұрын
The penal system:how tf are we supposed to off him two times
@AveryHammer6 ай бұрын
Once while alive and then again while in hell
@yaboycaso6 ай бұрын
@AveryHammer that's actually genius plus it'd send him to double hell which is implied to be a empty black pit
@AveryHammer6 ай бұрын
@@yaboycaso where do we hear about double hell?
@yaboycaso6 ай бұрын
@AveryHammer it isn't heard often but in the scene in the pilot where angel dust is in the limo with vaggie and Charlie he says something about double hell not much is known other then the fact it might exist
@AveryHammer6 ай бұрын
@@yaboycaso oh ok
@fromthethirdplanet6 ай бұрын
I love how his penalty is higher than all of the Vees combined 😂
@coyolord80316 ай бұрын
Hey, he's higher on the social ladder than the Vees for a reason y'know.
@Blue-dragonfire4 ай бұрын
Alastor the radio demon❌ Alastor the war criminal✅
@AuroraGorman5 ай бұрын
You forgot cann1bal1sm
@ImNotBothered5 ай бұрын
exactly
@starr5944 ай бұрын
I don't think eating a deer is a crime
@AuroraGorman4 ай бұрын
@@starr594 he is a deer
@starr5944 ай бұрын
@@AuroraGorman oh yeah
@Terr1ble_C0medy_K1ng4 ай бұрын
And even then, the only illegal thing in cannibalism is how you get the meat.
@Luistheartmaster6 ай бұрын
Alastor reacting to this: “ well those cops aren’t going to keep me in for long “ :)
@SarurnTheSaturnGuy6 ай бұрын
DAMN alastor sentence is 47 years, 3 death, 15 life, gonna pay the $129,00 for doing 14 CRIMES DAMN
@pinkbelgianwaffle5 ай бұрын
he’s just a silly deer man tho 🥺
@TheThirdComing5 ай бұрын
simp -_-
@historygames01335 ай бұрын
@@TheThirdComing the silly deer man is cannonically aro ace but you have to admit he's still kinda cute
@TheThirdComing5 ай бұрын
@@historygames0133 yeah.. :>
@ANG3LW1NGS205 ай бұрын
@@historygames0133he's not cute he's hawt af 😭🤚
@mostlyimpulsive34626 ай бұрын
How did you forget the CANNIBALISM? 😭
@XingjieZhang6 ай бұрын
My client Alastor is innocent as Adam attacked them first so he was in self defence not 1 degree murder youre honour
@SALskem6 ай бұрын
Your* sorry had to
@HVsK3rDVsT6 ай бұрын
What about all the other crimes 😃🫵
@nametheocmaker6 ай бұрын
@@HVsK3rDVsThe did an oopsie
@MoonlightDevilsmoon5 ай бұрын
And, your honor, he was protecting the hotel. They started destroying it so he was protecting. Self defense
@PaytonWilfong5 ай бұрын
@@HVsK3rDVsT 3:18 this was self defense
@IgKnighter4 ай бұрын
“ because of his mental stability I find him not guilty.”
@rollingthunder10436 ай бұрын
OBJECTION! Those eleven counts of murdering the loan sharks and trying to kill Adam? Self defence (which includes defending others) and a legitimate act of war! Heaven declared war (in deed if not in word) on the Hazbin Hotel, and Alastor was a combatant in that conflict. ... Basically every other crime I agree with.
@Awesomest9156 ай бұрын
Attacking the Sharks would be considered self-defense, since they attacked the Hotel, but Alastor attacking Adam would not be self-defense, as Alastor instigated the confrontation. The latter would be fair play under warfare standards, as you said, but I’m not sure the conflict was significant enough to count, especially since neither Sera nor Lucifer explicitly declared war; the Angels were doing a routine job and the Hotel staff were defending themselves. (And most of Hell by extension, but that’s not the point) Funnily enough, if we do follow warfare law in this scenario, Niffty would be the most guilty for killing a defenseless enemy.
@rollingthunder10436 ай бұрын
@@Awesomest915 You raise a good point, but was Adam really defenceless? He wasn't disarmed, although he had already taken quite a beating from Lucifer. And he sure as Hell (haha) wasn't trying to surrender. Though I do wonder what the Geneva convention says about shanking an enemy from behind.
@Awesomest9156 ай бұрын
@@rollingthunder1043 True, Adam could’ve continued shooting his holy finger lasers at them, but his army was defeated, he was surrounded by enemy combatants, and he was injured. Adam was effectively defenseless, even if he tried to continue fighting.
@rollingthunder10436 ай бұрын
@@Awesomest915 I'm actually genuinely curious whether the Geneva Conventions cover that scenario: Completely outnumbered and wounded. In that scenario, the WISE thing to do is surrender, at which point your enemies are bound to accept your surrender and treat you as a prisoner of war, but if you refuse to do the wise thing I'm pretty sure they're still allowed to finish you off?
@Awesomest9156 ай бұрын
@@rollingthunder1043 I’m not sure, I’ll have to look that up later.
@allthesemfs6665 ай бұрын
but your honour hes a cutie patootie
@M4H1T004 ай бұрын
Oh yeah not to mention CANNIBALISM
@noname-ji1db3 ай бұрын
Cannibalism isn't illegal.
@-_-54705 ай бұрын
I think there should be a line between "self defence" and "brutally slaughtering your opponents who never posed any real threat to you for your own sadistic entertainment"
@StellaEdits16 ай бұрын
Uhm he also ate people.. CANNABLISM
@DaniGacha20116 ай бұрын
REAL
@P.h.o.n.e..G.u.y.16 ай бұрын
Shhhh don’t tell anyone
@GiygasNightmare6 ай бұрын
@@P.h.o.n.e..G.u.y.1atleast you arent as bad as vaggie. that girl would swiss cheese people into a steak if she stepped on a thumbtack as a prank
@P.h.o.n.e..G.u.y.16 ай бұрын
@@GiygasNightmare so true
@H3llAn6el6 ай бұрын
He ain't going to jail since he's in hell already
@DavidAnimate216 ай бұрын
Oblivion
@Shiroi_Okami_446 ай бұрын
OBJECTION! Last 2 were self defense, As the 1st one they were destroying "His" hotel, the 2nd one was because Adam wanted to exterminate Him
@unchecked-handle6 ай бұрын
still mass murder
@Shiroi_Okami_446 ай бұрын
@@unchecked-handle Still Self defense
@unchecked-handle6 ай бұрын
@@Shiroi_Okami_44 still mass murder
@Shiroi_Okami_446 ай бұрын
@@unchecked-handle still still
@unchecked-handle6 ай бұрын
@@Shiroi_Okami_44 still still still
@moeheil88396 ай бұрын
But your honor, he's already dead
@DizzyMiraRblx6 ай бұрын
He's sentenced to death by angelic weapons
@Kosmixs5 ай бұрын
We gonna talk about how the aroace was charged with s.a?
@Angrycat-pg5iv5 ай бұрын
and plus it wasn't sexaul assault he hit her ass just to piss her off
@maddiekits4 ай бұрын
Don't have to enjoy it to commit the crime lmao
@my.melody.gamingg3 ай бұрын
@@Angrycat-pg5iv piss her off with SA he took advantage of her fear of men to assault her. If somebody slapped ur behind on the streets you would consider it SA BECAUSE IT IS sexual assault no matter the reasoning he did it to hurt her thats the whole point
@my.melody.gamingg3 ай бұрын
because he literally comitted it?
@Angrycat-pg5iv3 ай бұрын
@@my.melody.gamingg jeez no need to lash out at me
@Crescendobro5 ай бұрын
Isn’t cannibalism a separate charge from murder? And he ate some of the loan sharks
@TheIndigoSystem5 ай бұрын
Yeah usually, as well as indecent behaviour with a corpse or however they phrase it mutilation of a corpse
@olliemunday61965 ай бұрын
so strangling sir pentious is self defense but attacking someone trying to murder everyone he cares about isnt?
@my.melody.gamingg3 ай бұрын
bro everyone he cares about?? he couldnt care about them less he wanted to leave them all to die during the extermination what show did you watch? bro WHAT HE DESTROYED THE HOTEL he was so happy the loan sharks came cause he finally had a cover up for his slaughters be so fr. Most of his murders and tortures were as we saw of regular weak and defenceless sinners simply for his own pleasure that was the major point of his video god damn it learn context and actually watch the video. The major part was him killing innocent people for fun which we see on screen all the time. He wasnt defending anybody lucifer pointed out why that wasnt for the hotel and wasnt defending and he literally hates mimzy and the sharks did not attack him that was NOT SELF DEFENCE. and no adam was just going on the roof alastor approached him and started attacking not vice versa if anything adam was the one in self defence. There werent no angels he was attacking him not vice versa. 90% of the people in the show that we saw him killing were innocent weak and defenceless people he tortured for his own pleasure. what show are you watching?? u good? it was all shown in this vid and more in the show THE WHOLE POINT WAS THAT NONE OF IT WAS STARTED BY HIS VICTIMS BUT HIM THEY DIDNT DO ANYTHING.
@my.melody.gamingg3 ай бұрын
“Cares about” bro bffr he was watching them get k1lled with happiness furing the entire fight doing NOTHING that wasn’t self defence that was him fighting for his ego BE SO FR
@Yukis_HipSway4 ай бұрын
“Ooooo he’s a bad boy 😏” Niffty
@oocxav4 ай бұрын
funny
@Alastor38114 ай бұрын
*cutely bails alastor out of jail*
@MusicObsessedOrion4 ай бұрын
REAL THIS MAN SO DAMN FINE AND THERES NO ARGUING AB IT
@snohiyy4 ай бұрын
@@MusicObsessedOrion The dude murdered so many people.
@TheGreatAlastor_6 ай бұрын
good thing there are no law enforcement in hell hahahhaha
@mcsteveyesh6 ай бұрын
nuh uh
@kyletheshiteater6 ай бұрын
remember that time mox was imprisoned for robbing a bank? they aren’t letting you go so fast, al.
@TheGreatAlastor_6 ай бұрын
Shit
@steppedmarlin87096 ай бұрын
Sexual assault was not one I expected from Alastor 💀
@TheRadioDemonAlastor06 ай бұрын
bro needed a whole 3 mins and 59secs for his crimes to be listed
@Brownbag50285 ай бұрын
… just say 4 minutes?
@Alfy-kl5vr6 ай бұрын
Your Honour, the loan sharks had attacked first, & Adam has a history of genocide & came to add to this history. Therefore, self defense can be argued
@HVsK3rDVsT6 ай бұрын
What about the rest of da crimes 😃🫵
@isaacnelson45036 ай бұрын
@@HVsK3rDVsT snake attacked first each time even if excessive force was used, you can’t charge someone again but differently for the exact same crime just because it was mentioned again later( 0:18 and ~2:36 ).
@TechoDima6 ай бұрын
This thing should count as self defence because THEY LITERALLY TRIED TO DESTROY THE BUILDING WITH HIM 3:36
@coyolord80316 ай бұрын
adam attacked first by insulting alastor and destroying alastor's shield that wasn't even attacking adam. every time alastor has fought sir pentious was in self-defense, sir pentious always shoots first. and the thing with lone sharks is that they threatened to bring down THE ENTIRE HOTEL with a battering ram before alastor eventually stepped in, so that was also technically in self-defense.
@Thrill_fctr5 ай бұрын
Nuh uh
@cuttle3645 ай бұрын
3:36 also shows potentially cannibalism adding another death penalty for first degree murder and intent man slaughter
@KiTty_Shadow4 ай бұрын
"Sexual assault." What... 😶 Alastor, I thought you were asexual...
@Mr.Brothybear5 ай бұрын
This video has seemingly attracted Numerous people with Alastor Pictures
@Umbrakinesis2075 ай бұрын
Who would have known the video about alastor would garner alastor fans
@denfilin71594 ай бұрын
*kicks open the jail gate and respectfully drags alastor by his slay ahh hair out of prison before nuking the jail*
@T0tallyNotAl3x5 ай бұрын
And im still out here simping 💀
@dymetriuschigos38885 ай бұрын
Hes aroace! 😊
@T0tallyNotAl3x5 ай бұрын
@@dymetriuschigos3888 yeah but hear me out...
@ANG3LW1NGS205 ай бұрын
@@dymetriuschigos3888Hun,aroace ppl can date👍
@jean-claudelepingouin27164 ай бұрын
I know many people in your case but I personnaly just simping on lucifer
@Umbrakinesis2075 ай бұрын
The sir pentious encounter from episode 2, loan sharks from episode 5, and episode 8 in general were all in self defense
@no-m86 ай бұрын
And cannibalism
@ArtsyWasHereYT6 ай бұрын
There is no specific law agaisnt cannibalisim. But there are laws that make it illegal to get the meat
@AliceeALI4 ай бұрын
Surprise, cannibalism isn’t here
@quietcupheartss4 ай бұрын
I WAS JUST GONNA SAY LMAO
@noname-ji1db3 ай бұрын
Cannibalism isn't illegal.
@CINNALEMONZDTS5 ай бұрын
80 missed calls from cannibalism
@GlowingAurora5 ай бұрын
Cannibalism itself ist a crime actually,but the process to get human meat is
@shilasarkar60035 ай бұрын
Alastor on his way commiting even more hinious crimes because he is disappointed with his sentence:🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️
@birdgirl97_24 ай бұрын
50k
@arislekabile6 ай бұрын
OBJECTION 3:15 This charge needs to be modified, as it would likely count as a death threat and a charge for intimidation should be added since Husk was more horrified than he ever was.
@AveryHammer6 ай бұрын
And he was a murderer while he was alive
@Averagequiter5 ай бұрын
1:44: being sexy: 10 years
@TherapyNeedingWeirdGirl5 ай бұрын
Ohmyfuckinggod 😂😂😂
@royalbluwthclws2334 ай бұрын
ah yes the sexy asexual
@ryleymiller29405 ай бұрын
a few things. The people he has control over willingly sold their souls to him. Hence, it'd be similar to voluntary slavery like with the minions. and Alastor going full radio demon mode on the loan sharks could be released as well as the loan sharks intended to bring harm to/kill him and others around him and were an active threat
@my.melody.gamingg3 ай бұрын
then say the same about valentino angel also sold his soul willingly. Its still the damn same HE DESTROYED THE HOTEL he was so happy the loan sharks came cause he finally had a cover up for his slaughters be so fr. Most of his murders and tortures were as we saw of regular weak and defenceless sinners simply for his own pleasure that was the major point of his video god damn it learn context and actually watch the video. The major part was him killing innocent people for fun which we see on screen all the time. He wasnt defending anybody lucifer pointed out why that wasnt for the hotel and wasnt defending and he literally hates mimzy and the sharks did not attack him that was NOT SELF DEFENCE
@Mydumahh6 ай бұрын
Your Honor He is just a silly lil guy
@thesillyfurby3 ай бұрын
I love how an aroace person is charged with sa
@my.melody.gamingg3 ай бұрын
because he did it lmao
@Demitrisplayground6 ай бұрын
The second time he beat the snake man, it was also self defence, as the eggs have blind loyalty to their master who wanted to kill Alastor.
@Demitrisplayground6 ай бұрын
Also the loan sharks attacked him, but he ate their bodies making it 11 charges of cannibalism, instead of murder.
@crimsonknight70115 ай бұрын
To be fair, with Adam its self defense since Adam was actively trying to kill them all.
@Froggybeans6 ай бұрын
1:15 Lol I was about to say “That’s self defence so it doesn’t count” until I realised it was a joke
@craftingtales27905 ай бұрын
COME ON! Trying to kill Adam is something he CANNOT be charged for! Adam and the angels were trying kill him! It was self-defense, and NOT exaggerated like when he was “protecting the hotel” and Charlie lost faith in her dad.
@my.melody.gamingg3 ай бұрын
HE DESTROYED THE HOTEL he was so happy the loan sharks came cause he finally had a cover up for his slaughters be so fr. Most of his murders and tortures were as we saw of regular weak and defenceless sinners simply for his own pleasure that was the major point of his video god damn it learn context and actually watch the video. The major part was him killing innocent people for fun which we see on screen all the time. He wasnt defending anybody lucifer pointed out why that wasnt for the hotel and wasnt defending and he literally hates mimzy and the sharks did not attack him that was NOT SELF DEFENCE. and no adam was just going on the roof alastor approached him and started attacking not vice versa if anything adam was the one in self defence. There werent no angels he was attacking him not vice versa
@runics80525 ай бұрын
I love how the first few crimes mentioned already racked up 2 death sentences
@dougkistowski5 ай бұрын
Because he didn't commit a lot of crimes ngl
@GCoimbra404 ай бұрын
Well, lets not forget that while alive, alastor was also a serial killer
@rehmans_son5 ай бұрын
i feel like the mass murder times 11 should’ve been self-defense since he was protecting his hotel
@my.melody.gamingg3 ай бұрын
bro WHAT HE DESTROYED THE HOTEL he was so happy the loan sharks came cause he finally had a cover up for his slaughters be so fr. Most of his murders and tortures were as we saw of regular weak and defenceless sinners simply for his own pleasure that was the major point of his video god damn it learn context and actually watch the video. The major part was him killing innocent people for fun which we see on screen all the time. He wasnt defending anybody lucifer pointed out why that wasnt for the hotel and wasnt defending and he literally hates mimzy and the sharks did not attack him that was NOT SELF DEFENCE. and no adam was just going on the roof alastor approached him and started attacking not vice versa if anything adam was the one in self defence. There werent no angels he was attacking him not vice versa. 90% of the people in the show that we saw him killing were innocent weak and defenceless people he tortured for his own pleasure. what show are you watching?? u good? it was all shown in this vid and more in the show THE WHOLE POINT WAS THAT NONE OF IT WAS STARTED BY HIS VICTIMS BUT HIM THEY DIDNT DO ANYTHING. He wasnt protecting that was the whole damn point
@rehmans_son3 ай бұрын
@@my.melody.gamingg dawg calm down jeez it’s just a youtube video I get it jeez
@my.melody.gamingg3 ай бұрын
@@rehmans_son that you got absolutely wrong
@octosquid486 ай бұрын
It's been obvious from the start that he's perfectly unable to be redeemed
@maxwellmegagamer85355 ай бұрын
that would imply that he even wanted to be redeemed at all, which the pilot makes clear he didn’t, he just joined the crew for the funny
@octosquid485 ай бұрын
@@maxwellmegagamer8535 I'm aware of that
@XxLilArfxX4 ай бұрын
YOU FORGOT CANNIBALISM-😊
@whywouldyoudothat13464 ай бұрын
Cannibalism itself isn’t illegal, most methods of getting human meat however is illegal.
@LocalSUFan4 ай бұрын
@@whywouldyoudothat1346 He’s actually only a cannibal because he’s a deer demon, and we see him eating a deer. So it’s really only half cannibalism, and it’s not about human meat. (Of course he is also seen eating a demon or two in combat, but the method there is murder so whatever)
@whywouldyoudothat13464 ай бұрын
@@LocalSUFan Well he ate a demon when him himself is a demon. Cannibalism.
@my.melody.gamingg3 ай бұрын
@@LocalSUFan he literally cannibalized his victims
@Bluestone2395 ай бұрын
Free my man Alastor he did nothing wrong
@Halilpasar6 ай бұрын
„Your honour, if you are what you eat then my client is innocent“
@Mooniewoonie-ru6su5 ай бұрын
Did you forget cannibalism 💀💀💀
@noname-ji1db3 ай бұрын
Cannibalism isn't illegal.
@Alastors_shadow4 ай бұрын
Self defense isn’t a crime😭😭😭😭
@JoachimUy4 ай бұрын
thats why self defence was put in grey and if you noticed, at the top. Nothing changed
@Not_abbyfr4 ай бұрын
True
@my.melody.gamingg3 ай бұрын
Most of his murders and tortures were as we saw of regular weak and defenceless sinners simply for his own pleasure that was the major point of this video and what was shown in the show and its all he does, the only self defence was sir pentious other werent.
@my.melody.gamingg3 ай бұрын
@@JoachimUy the only self defence part is sir pentious others werent i love how this person ignores all the innocents we saw him killing and torturing which was the major point of what we saw of his character in the show and this video
@Yuki_hazbinhotelfan5 ай бұрын
He is powerful becauss he is "the radio demon" if he was here well say goodbye tk all of us he is also a cannibal
@Alastorownsmysoulnow5 ай бұрын
But your honor he did it for royalty aka Charlie
@my.melody.gamingg3 ай бұрын
no he didnt?? since when did he kill innocents for charlie?
@Alastor__HH5 ай бұрын
(You forgot cannibalism.)
@Spook-y5 ай бұрын
cannibalism is not against the law, but it would be very hard to get a body without committing some other crime
@Alastor__HH5 ай бұрын
@@Spook-y (That’s mind blowing. Lmao wtf 😭)
@crescent_sun4825 ай бұрын
Cannibalism is... Legal, if taboo. But you typically have to murder or desecrate a corpse (both felonies) to eat. Pretty sure it's still technically legal because of times of starvation, but I might be wrong.
@Alastor__HH5 ай бұрын
@@crescent_sun482 (The fact that it may be legal absolutely blows my mind. Like holy shit. 🤯)
@monkeynavyseal39585 ай бұрын
weirdly enough its not its self considered a crime
@lilprincessjitterglitterbug6 ай бұрын
OOOOO He's a bad boy 😍
@HomerSimpson753156 ай бұрын
AYOO
@lilprincessjitterglitterbug6 ай бұрын
@@HomerSimpson75315 ****sobs in Alastor Simp****
@finallychangedmyname67266 ай бұрын
OOOOO- wait who are the vees? 🤔
@lilprincessjitterglitterbug6 ай бұрын
@@finallychangedmyname6726 Oooooh, nobody important >:-}
@iyn1736 ай бұрын
who gave niffty mortal internet access?
@Jaeleincloe12345 ай бұрын
1 like = for him to get out of jail
@Jaeleincloe12345 ай бұрын
If it is 1k then his out of jail
@Warpthefinal5 ай бұрын
Like begger spotted
@DemonCatsfish-artz6 ай бұрын
What about the cannibalism?
@ThatOneCatto6 ай бұрын
Cannibalism is strictly man-on-man, so it doesn't count. Alastor is a different species from the deer, even if we do count him as human
@SapphicFireGames6 ай бұрын
@@ThatOneCatto he was a cannibal in his past life and a serial killer
@ThatOneCatto6 ай бұрын
@@SapphicFireGames Ah, I forgot about that
@Thrill_fctr6 ай бұрын
That never happened darling
@Hellversehead6662 ай бұрын
Cannibalism Battery Also Adam was trying to kill them so the last one was self defence
@franciscoguerineau98226 ай бұрын
3:50 "hoho. Im on a row😅"
@orionofrealms59976 ай бұрын
I mean… he was literally a serial killer when he was alive…
@thewritingmechanic6 ай бұрын
Hell would be the perfect sentence except that he mostly enjoys being there.
@bowsersfireyshow69525 ай бұрын
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrm actually 🤓 Adam was trying to kill so self defense
@my.melody.gamingg3 ай бұрын
no it wasnt adam was just going on the roof alastor approached him and started attacking not vice versa if anything adam was the one in self defence. He was trying to kill Adam and he started it
@2cyne6 ай бұрын
didnt alastor go to hell for mass murder? 0
@clarabellenightingale6 ай бұрын
Serial killing and cannibalism
@gregsweet43034 ай бұрын
What about cannibalism? He did eat 1 if not moreover the loan sharks that should also be a crime right 🤔🤔
@noname-ji1db3 ай бұрын
Cannibalism isn't illegal.
@XpooffithepandaX6 ай бұрын
the last sentence is... ACTUALLY BE KIND TO SIR PENTIOUS
@Summer_ben35 ай бұрын
I think even the police well fear alaster
@FinnValentineB5 ай бұрын
I don’t think the property destruction counts. If you destroy a camera planted in your house to watch you, I don’t think you would get in trouble lol
@kaekaesam62406 ай бұрын
We didnt even get his Past life sins yet!!?? XD WTH
@elicradic54876 ай бұрын
Ok, now to actually imprison him…
@Artemis_the_gremlin643 ай бұрын
My dad when he finds out intimidation is a crime: 😥😥😰
@Zolos-ql1ep6 ай бұрын
You forgot the angels he killed with his magic
@noname-ji1db3 ай бұрын
Self defense
@nukeboy76335 ай бұрын
you forgot where serpentious was still trying to attack AL when he blasted him away, wouldn't this count as self defence?
@my.melody.gamingg3 ай бұрын
sir pentious was like the only self defence he did all the other wasnt
@UK_Drill1186 ай бұрын
The second one of sir pentious attacking is still his own fault, sir pentious knew the penalty and still went for the attack anyways so it was self defense again
@my.melody.gamingg3 ай бұрын
No it wasn’t… blud be so fr learn what self defence means
@UK_Drill1183 ай бұрын
@@my.melody.gamingg self defense is protecting urself Sherlock so alastor was defending himself and others from sir pentious but I doubt he’s barely a threat to alastor
@ei013046 ай бұрын
YOU FORGOT THE CANNIBALISM!!
@Bluestfire6 ай бұрын
1:25 don’t forget vandalism too as he broke whatever the fuck bro was in
@willis_way6 ай бұрын
blimp?
@Bluestfire6 ай бұрын
@@willis_way yeah
@mysterious_warlord6 ай бұрын
Alastor however could be held accountable for snuff filming technically since even though its broadcasted through radio its still broadcasted torture and or murder
@itz_realAdub116 ай бұрын
Im sorry but 2 years for intimidation? 💀 Id be damned if i got 2 years for intimidating someone
@minx01045 ай бұрын
2:49 What about torture?
@GreenSonic49755 ай бұрын
i noticed that 0:53 and 3:18 are the same song that plays when Alastor uses his powers
@or3oz693 ай бұрын
And cannibalism..
@Official_SuperJeffyPacketopia3 ай бұрын
There isn't a law saying anything against cannibalism
@or3oz693 ай бұрын
@@Official_SuperJeffyPacketopia it is illegal though.. eating a human is illegal bro
@Joyscp9992 ай бұрын
@@or3oz69 in some countries is legal (to it is very specific...in my mind it should be illegal in all countries of the earth)