If ASMR Videos Were Realistic

ASMR people like to whisper questions. This time, we're whispering the answers!
It's an idea that I've had for a while, and it's taken months to make. Worth it? Doubtful! Stuck with it anyway? You bet yer sweet bippy!
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Clips from the following ASMRtists (None of whom have endorsed this video!) were used - in order of appearance:
Gibi ASMR:
/ gibiasmr
Matty Tingles:
/ mattytingles
ASMR Darling:
/ asmrdarling1
Angelica:
/ angelicatheartista
Isabel Imagination ASMR:
/ isabelimaginationasmr
Abby ASMR:
/ abbyasmr
Goodnight Moon:
/ @goodnight_moon_asmr
Nanou ASMR:
/ nanouasmr
FredsVoice ASMR:
/ fredsvoice
Miss Bell ASMR:
/ missbellasmr
anoASMR:
/ anoasmr
Ashley Marie ASMR:
/ @ashleymarieasmr5613
FrivolousFox ASMR:
/ frivolousfoxasmr
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Twud: / harrygoldartist
Stoogum: / harry.gold.artist

[@seanmcbean4240]

Wow looking forward to seeing those hands in The Slap (2011) - love your work, 10/10 will slap again if required

[@anotherwea6692]

I want to imagine that harry just accidentally was transported into another dimention where everyone just speaks like ASMR and no one thinks it's weird.

[@SmollRuby]

Sounds like a Nightmare

[@thymecrafter]

NYEH HEH HEH! I HAVE STOLEN YOUR HEADCANON AND YOU CANT STOP ME!

[@thymecrafter]

🏃‍♀️💨

[@piskelo10]

Holy fuck you deserve more attention. Just watched your latest pokemon vid and am about to binge your other content. Your aesthetic, artistic and comedic skill, your effort, your production value, everything about these is immaculate!!! How are you not famous already?!

[@N0VaDa]

This is EXACTLY the same thing I thought too! I'm literally also binging his whole channel

[@poppensmurf]

This was some seriously quality content. The hand gags and the stream of increasingly weird portraits - chef's kiss. Bravo

[@YouTryIt13]

Gibi: Take a seat right there. Gibi: Are you comfortable? Harry: *sigh* Not really... Gibi: Good. Has bursting out laughing everytime.

[@frisuh1664]

More people should watch this tbh, would love a reaction from the ASMRtists in question too, it's so fucking funny, pure comedy gold

[@lav-kitty]

pure comedy GOLD

[@frisuh1664]

@@lav-kitty puro ouro da comédia papai

[@lav-kitty]

@@frisuh1664 o nome dele não é harry gold atoa

[@AlphaStoutland]

Dude, you had me DYING laughing the whole video, especially when the girls started putting their hands all over your face. So hilariously ridiculous 🤣 This was a stroke of pure genius, thank you for blessing the Internet with this gem!

[@Voxicat]

Broooo your vids are so cool, youre such a gem of a channel, hope youll blow up soon

[@Voxicat]

So much effort and details in your videos as well, just peak

[@Fitzboy19]

This is genuinely the funniest thing I’ve seen come out of ASMR, can’t believe more people haven’t seen this.

[@ruthiehoctor3909]

angelica’s videos are so perfect for this video, also ur comedic timing is 11/10 👍🏼

[@clairemcroberts4799]

This video had me smiling at 4:20am on a rough night, thanks mate

[@lapispyrite6645]

Came for the ai Pokémon, stayed for the funny ASMR commentary. I loved all your drawings of yourself, and did actually get asmr from this video. Thanks Harry! Also, you can’t have Angelica and pretend her videos aren’t 10x more surreal than the rest of the other ASMRtists here, haha

[@TheHarryGoldShow]

That's so neat to hear! I know I cheated a little including her, but how could I not??

[@DragonFruitXVI]

As always, I very much enjoy your content and humor, as well as art. Hope things are going well for you.

[@funebure]

Great entry as usual love the sketches(chuckles burst out of me for 1:43 3.01 8:16 10:00) and this was so uncomfortable all way through, couldn't erase my awkward smile during the whole thing

[@tbnovagt]

as a certified asmr enjoyer, this is great

[@ZombieSandwiches]

I lost it when she rubbed sunscreen all over his face and shoulders. I love your content

[@sebacastelo]

I’m pretty sure we all had the same expressions as you throughout the whole video!!

[@zeldarkness64]

That was hilarious lol love the hand jokes and that slap looked painful haha. good stuff Harry, made me laugh all the way through.

[@espyjump2725]

This is a hilarious concept and executed brilliantly. You are too good for KZbin my good sir but thanks for uploading your gold here anyway!

[@Dialtonezzz]

Uploading his HARRY gold to youtube.

[@krystofsobotka3069]

How does this masterpiece have only 900 likes???? You deserve like 8 times more subs and views then you're getting now, you're just so funny and creative! And look at that perfect art of yours!

[@reallygoodname]

Was that a Mike and Melissa reference?! This one has to be one of my top favorite of yours. Which is a tall order considering how many masterpieces you have. And I hope that you come back and help me practice some more. Please kill me.

[@samuraix82]

Thanks for making me feel as uncomfortable as when I listen to asmr videos while I cry to sleep! Keep up the good work.

[@_whatheduck]

I'm so glad Pirulla talked about your channel in the last video, I didn't know it and since then I've been enjoying your content very much!

[@moxiebbx2858]

You're gonna be huge one day, your content is amazing. Good luck with I'm what I'm sure will be an amazing journey and career!

[@1clay101]

Holey... this video gave me a good laugh I've been needing for a while.

[@rayjaxstv]

You deserve so many more views and so many more subscribers this is probably one of the most unique KZbinrs I've seen in a long time

[@ivanbluet48]

This is one of the best videos about ASMR I've ever seen, its so funny!! How I wish the Harry Gold show got the recognition it deserved

[@MagnusHarvest]

This is way too high effort to only have 5000 views. Please keep at it. I'm sure your channel will blow up

[@DrApfelwurst]

Dude your videos are absolutely astonishing!! You are one of the most underrated youtubers i have ever stumbled upon!

[@m00nrac00n]

Your Uploads are an absolute highlight. Love how all those ASMR people seem to use the same script.

[@commandergree6131]

I mean it is a community where people do similar things based on what other people do, kind of how commentary channels all seem to copy the same thing when it happens.

[@404_Toonz]

I swear. The isabelle segments killed me! Reminds me of a time I tried to draw my best friend in second grade but at some point ended up making her a demon XD

[@muffiechu]

This is my new favorite asmr video when I feel scared at 3am

[@Bendyrulz]

Couldn’t stop laughing the whole way through. Great stuff, big fella

[@belosneshkaaaa]

the sketches are the best part 💀

[@tarapeterson5899]

Took me long enough to get up it, but I laughed so much! Great work :)

[@jjstewart4341]

Fucking brilliant content this is the only channel I’ve ever hit the bell for and it’s completely justified. On a binge rn

[@justTeysa]

How the hell don't you have more subs?! I haven't audibly laughed at a KZbin video in so long

[@polarisedelectrons]

Gods, I absolutely despise ASMR videos. I would rather hear fingernails on a chalkboard. But your content and humour made it absolutely worth it to sit through almost 12 minutes of ASMR, this was pure gold and it made my night.

[@Squidtoken]

Love your videos, you never fail to actually make me laugh out loud!

[@Thrarm]

after watching a few of these videos, you are officially my new favourite youtuber

[@dezransom5051]

The way he just got slapped tho💀

[@MarxistClownism]

I would love a sequel to this

[@rexcelsior5415]

I’ve always imagined that the listener in ASMR videos is someone who was kidnapped by a human trafficking ring that gives people to ASMRtists so they can test they’re wicked ideas on them. Also this is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen.

[@lanceanthony198]

This is such a creative video, I love it

[@a_34222]

I loved it! you have to make another video of these, I never imagined laughing with asmr

[@gorkadon2414]

Funniest thing I've seen in a long time. You really are the most underrated KZbin channel.

[@topherharrison8042]

"Is ASMR hitting on me right now?" Killed me 😂

[@aaron6290]

This is my first video I’ve seen of yours, holy cow so much effort!!

[@gospel2dgeek]

When that lady said she was expelling the demons out of her sketchbook.. was that a Bob Ross reference? I also just realized that he might've been the first ASMR-tist.

[@johncoxmastercartoonist9390]

The plot twist is, I've subscribed to several of these people and did colorful fan-art of them with or without their knowing :). So does that make it a draw-off? lol. Gibi's the one who got me interested in ASMR videos, so she has a lot.

[@GaybrohamStinkton]

This is honestly the kinda thing that would go hyper viral* in 2006 internet, confuse and upset Boomers and make the rounds on television about internet. It did seem to be idk flusher than usual? All the tones seemed lighter than normal?

[@TheHarryGoldShow]

Well picked, Mr. Stinkton, this one was indeed a shade lighter than usual! It was lit and graded differently in order to incorporate the ASMR clips properly.

[@MysteryMusic512]

You should do this again but with haircut roleplays, some bizarre stuff happens in those.

[@jfswag7648]

Exquisite work Harry, a true masterpiece of satirical comedy!

[@Raining4rain]

Incredible, had me in stitches

[@Isaac_Lising]

Bruh, you're so underrated lmao. Really wish the Algorithm Overlords recommend you to more people

[@DooDooFART_77]

1:16 I like how Harry Gold looks confused at the images above.

[@sevenmu6558]

this is insanely good

[@Srta.Meia-noite]

A cena do protetor solar sendo passado no seu terno enquanto ela tentava passar em seu ombro me fez rir muito

[@KrispyKitty66]

Is this your second channel or something? Theres no way you only have 40k.

[@TheHarryGoldShow]

Alas, I've only the one!

[@KrispyKitty66]

@@TheHarryGoldShow no way brah. You need more subscribers.

[@RattieRae]

My partner and I are only a minute and 30 seconds into this video and we've already shared on fb, liked and subscribed. I've been damn near scream laughing. Bless. 🙏😂💕

[@dagacotowaru4456]

This channel is s so underrated

[@alextheferret5674]

Oh god this is true art, bravo 👏

[@pinkCEO]

This was awesome. Linking it to friends.

[@TheRealTrigan]

This is the funniest thing holy crap

[@Dumb_Name_69]

It’s like u read my mind I do this all the time and have always wanted to see someone make a video about it and you executed it PERFECTLY. Love ur stuff, so inspiring!

[@imadodoking1653]

This was absolutely hilarious, this was just great!

[@dc9662]

I've been wondering why my local library has been so full lately. Now I know. Thanks!

[@dreanwave]

omg this is too good

[@dugoo3405]

Yo why don't you have 300k subs at least? This was fun and entertaining! 😂6:12 This killed me 💀 I had to go to the bathroom the whole video but I just couldn't leave my seat.

[@_e1i]

I have chips and salsa coming out of my nose now thanks to 3:17. Lots of chips and salsa. Thank god it was only mild

[@DevinBradleySmith]

THE NOSE BOOP OMG

[@drishtantsen3724]

That's such a cool idea! I want you to react to medical check-ups next!! Those are hilarious!!!

[@alfredmitsurugireiji]

Wow, thanks for this mix of art, critic, humor, and, in essence, your way to do something really interesting. I've seen in the draws of this video (except the simpliest like stick man or early teenage manga style) your sight as an artist, it's curious to see, the shape and overall the proportions of the draws i guess , it shows your knowledge!

[@thecomixman4581]

Your gags and goofs are 10/10!

[@FlumpyTripod]

The glass of water part was fucking hilarious

[@dannynolan8863]

I always get here too late. Kenneth “buy me another house, God deems it so” Copeland.

[@TheRipdub]

This was hilarious! probably my favorite skit you've done. It was way too long though.

[@rudiger997]

love it !!

[@benodaboy]

Holly cow. Your videos are amazing. NOTICE THIS GUY ALGORITHM.

[@Nonyanomo]

Why doesnt thia hve more views, this is so funny lmao 😂

[@cyberdj6663]

Never knew asmr could be this funny lmfao

[@elegysonnet5466]

He looks just as confused as I do when I try to listen to these things XD

[@dogedude3299]

I didn’t expect that 9:07

[@captainduckling4726]

Whoever captioned [Dutch. It was Dutch.] Can suck it. It wasn't. -A Dutchmen.

[@sennathesenna1384]

It was Flemish, soooooo... technically yes, it was Dutch. The ASMR channel itself (Nanou ASMR) even says so.

[@captainduckling4726]

@@sennathesenna1384 Flemish and Dutch is different though. Yes, it sounds almost the same, yes its really similar in some ways, but the accents are entirely different as are some words.

[@sennathesenna1384]

@@captainduckling4726 I'd say that makes Flemish more of a dialect of Dutch, but I get what you mean.

[@Burning_Dwarf]

Flemish and Dutch are different Flemish is a daughter language (same as Afrikaans) but still a different language, spoken in a different country. You wouldnt say Norse and Swedish are the same do ya?

[@captainduckling4726]

@@sennathesenna1384 Flemish is also not a dialect, it's an entirely different language that's just similar. Norse and Swedish can sound the same, different language. Danish and Finnish can sound the same. Different language. Would you say those are the same languages, only with a different dialect?

[@stickmanshenanigians]

I can hear their saliva bubbles popping and I hate it

[@herssonhernandez2424]

Bro, this is exactly ASMR is like in real life,and it's damn weird

[@rayjaxstv]

HOLY SHIT YOU ARE THE GUY ON THE MOXXIE BOTTLE

[@eiki3239]

AWEESOOME!!

[@azuroslazuli6948]

As someone who loves ASMR, this is EXACTLY why I can't stand it when they talk. LOL

[@floweytheflower5261]

HHAHAHAHAH THIS IS HILARIOUS

[@Cartoinfreak]

Yoo that one girl was dutch

[@watamebob7450]

How does this video have only 5000 views?

[@TopatTom]

This video is so funny 😂

[@TopatTom]

Help

[@kimjong-il3630]

it must be barack obama

[@QWERTYBJ]

Cool video

[@ramainbroundag6801]

Kenny copeland

[@DeviN99de]

4:20😅🤣😂😆

[@epicgal234]

Seeing you with your hair up made me realise you look like mumbo jumbo

[@GreyTheGamer06]

Kenneth Copeland

[@sennathesenna1384]

The caricature has to be Kenneth Copeland