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@SplashV_3 жыл бұрын
This was definitely a shower thought that became a video.
@nnickplays97133 жыл бұрын
I agree.
@garygordle51463 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, 100%
@arkive113 жыл бұрын
And then Spencer told Jacob about it so that he could make the video
@master0fthearts8943 жыл бұрын
The best shower thought.
@gibson10053 жыл бұрын
"wait... Dragons are capitalist pigs, aren't they?"
@daultonl.6083 жыл бұрын
“Be quiet Joe you never believed in me.” Is the greatest line I think I’ve ever seen in this context.
@benjaminholcomb94783 жыл бұрын
C'mon man
@AltrTheEgo3 жыл бұрын
This got me so good
@commandercaptain46643 жыл бұрын
@@benjaminholcomb9478 -- Jimmy Valmer, South Park
@redst01143 жыл бұрын
How can you see a spoken line?
@daultonl.6083 жыл бұрын
@@redst0114 idk if I’m getting this done to me... but r/woooosh
@BigDickWizard69693 жыл бұрын
Not a single Fireball was cast. That's a whole lot of malarkey.
@uglyweirdo13893 жыл бұрын
It's a deep martial conspiracy.
@molliethomas25853 жыл бұрын
It's not D&D without at least one fireball.
@ejoty_61283 жыл бұрын
hay 96th like yayyy
@justsomeguywithahandlebarm24563 жыл бұрын
smh
@Mangoscats3 жыл бұрын
This is an actual account with the name he said he had
@rustage3 жыл бұрын
this is much funnier than i expected it to be haha
@vexboiart3 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck Rustage watches d&d videos. My opinion of you has officially skyrocketed. Love your music btw
@jaxsondenton82523 жыл бұрын
This is mind blowing to see my two favorite DND dms on the same area. Love the music, love One Piece DND.
@kkTeaz3 жыл бұрын
@@vexboiart *UwU* yet or no?
@vexboiart3 жыл бұрын
@@kkTeaz i am terrified that i don't understand what you're trying to ask.
@howmuchbeforechamp3 жыл бұрын
Yo for real ? Rustage watches DnD . Now i am gonna watch your DnD with tekking
@renaissancenerd38013 жыл бұрын
I love how Biden is just suddenly there
@ShadowsOfTheSky3 жыл бұрын
And since nobody reacted to Joe appearing, it implies that Joe Biden regularily plays DND with Jacob. No biggie, just playing DND with the president.
@lylejohnston22133 жыл бұрын
@@ShadowsOfTheSky with Jacobs*
@LathosZan3 жыл бұрын
Joe was Vice-DM last campaign, so they're familiar with him
@isaacalien3 жыл бұрын
@@ShadowsOfTheSky everybody's gotta have friends outside of work.
@goontubeassos70763 жыл бұрын
It’s amazing how no matter where joe is, he’s really not “all there”.
@taylorsimon19273 жыл бұрын
"King Dragon sends his regards." "ARCHIBALD NOOOOOO!" Edit:damn this my first time getting 1k likes yall amazing:)
@salmanmahyuddin83843 жыл бұрын
oh no...it's KING DRAGON!!!!!!!
@andromoidus3 жыл бұрын
You'll never save Prince Horace.
@jackg11353 жыл бұрын
This enemy might not get, the point!
@taylorsimon19273 жыл бұрын
Oh damn I never had this many likes haha. Thanks yall
@seanellis54103 жыл бұрын
"I, King Dragon, will strike you down....Dennis."
@nobodyeverinhistory3 жыл бұрын
Me: *"sees" expensive item in shop but I don't have enough gold* Me to the party: I am, once again, asking for your financial support.
@realdragon3 жыл бұрын
Rouge: It so happen I have exactly same item in my pozesion. I can sell it to you for a discount
@solarflare37523 жыл бұрын
@@realdragon it is now 999 gold instead of 1000
@JohnDoe-lf6kp3 жыл бұрын
I usually just pick it up and cast invisibility on myself
@bigshortstop19313 жыл бұрын
Me to the party cuz im socialist: *draws sword* I am no longer asking.
@flameofmage10993 жыл бұрын
"King Dragon sends his regards." - ProZD
@benjaythewhite2 жыл бұрын
*ZAP*
@flamethereploid1352 Жыл бұрын
ARCHIBALD NOO!!!!!
@conflictbrooks10 ай бұрын
Yo Yo I'm King Dragon I'm the king of the lair And now that you're in here You aren't goin anywhere Except down on the ground 'Cause I'm gonna kick your ass I'm sorry I said "ass" I don't mean to be crass When I'm not busy killin' like a villain I write raps
@toxicdemon13155 ай бұрын
@conflictbrooks "Who cares if those Orphans were sad, it feels good to be bad!"
@itwasidio17363 жыл бұрын
"Did you invite Senator Bernie Sanders to play D&D with us?" Is a sentence I thought that I never thought I'd hear.
@Ashtari3 жыл бұрын
And yet it is now one I REALLY want to hear.
@fyrelorde3 жыл бұрын
As odd and difficult as it would be, I think it could actually happen
@waitwhat2383 жыл бұрын
Okay now actually try it
@VivaLaDnDLogs3 жыл бұрын
You thought it was Bernie Sanders, but it was I, Dio!
@lilmcging53053 жыл бұрын
the best part is Biden was already there and they didn't seem as thrilled
@joshkorte90203 жыл бұрын
I like the implication that Joe Biden regularly attended his Jacob's dnd game.
@DoubleE51353 жыл бұрын
Not to mention his two clones
@Big_Moosh3 жыл бұрын
He brings the werthers and the extra dice XD
@franciscocanindepinheiro49243 жыл бұрын
@@DoubleE5135 lol it's funny because it's true, how plastic surgeries change eye colors? lol
@blindliberty44783 жыл бұрын
I guess Joe wasn't in "his" basement
@Memnon-ro4cl3 жыл бұрын
He probably forgot all about being president
@diegomacias58723 жыл бұрын
“I am once again asking you for a dexterity save.”
@Vesperitis3 жыл бұрын
"Be quiet, Joe. You never believed in me." That is literally the best line I have heard this month. Also, we never knew what class Bernie was playing. Is he a pally? A warlock? Can't be a fighter or a bard.
@yes9043 жыл бұрын
I like to picture him as a Bard/Ranger multi-class
@KermitEFrog-nv7dv3 жыл бұрын
Yeah he's 100% a college of eloquence bard
@neonknightofgeekdom10142 жыл бұрын
He has the proleteriat class, it gives him the vanguard subclass and gives him access to the "seize the means of production" spell list
@Albtraum_TDDC2 жыл бұрын
@@neonknightofgeekdom1014 class warfare is OP
@limbersauce83602 жыл бұрын
Definitely someone that relies on short rests
@HobbesHobbiton3 жыл бұрын
"Where can I go to heal my hit points?" "..You could go to a priest... But there would be a health tax.." *_le gasp_*
@patheronaetherson28603 жыл бұрын
Why implement a tax for something when people were already paying for it? Unless the priests were specifically employed by the government of the land
@stevenkurinec41943 жыл бұрын
Bernie would be fine with that.
@powerist2093 жыл бұрын
@@patheronaetherson2860 You know I know this is a satire on "political commentary badly fitted in media" (*cough* Marvel Civil War comic and portraying what is law enforcement accountability as slavery), but I think you nailed the main analogy mishaps in it (even if intentional). I mean libertarians can interpret it as "unnecessary extration of wealth towards bloated governmental machine" since it was tax by the government rather than premium by the insurance company even if they would debate with Bernie.
@llamafromspace3 жыл бұрын
Oh god you went political but very funny.
@KaitouKaiju3 жыл бұрын
@@powerist209 Civil War wasn't about law enforcement, it was about making all metahumans register whether they were heroes or not. It's more similar to the gun control debate today
@dandyo.82333 жыл бұрын
"But you don't know that, Bernie." "I do know it, I wrote the damn lore."
@overlorddystroy40443 жыл бұрын
I hate how the word "Lore" sounds like the word "Law" with a Bernie accent. Well done.
@VimyGlide3 жыл бұрын
@@overlorddystroy4044 400 iq
@Whimzy743 жыл бұрын
Epic reference
@rifter0x00003 жыл бұрын
@@overlorddystroy4044 I guess you're unaware that "I wrote the damned law" was a quote from the debates. Puns and all that. But explaining a joke ruins the joke.
@VimyGlide3 жыл бұрын
@@rifter0x0000 i think he was fully aware considering how he believed op's comment was well done
@angerblob91513 жыл бұрын
Joe just immediately cutting off the dragon's head in one hit and then Berny begrudgingly congratulating him is just the icing on this cake.
@waahmed78303 жыл бұрын
Bruh that hurt
@jypsridic3 жыл бұрын
because it's total bullshit that would only happen in a contrived setting where someone was forcing the outcome instead of just accepting the actual results?
@ansatheatrocious60833 жыл бұрын
@@jypsridic dude calm. It was a bit
@soullessmasquerader84203 жыл бұрын
@@jypsridic someone seems mad
@jypsridic3 жыл бұрын
@@soullessmasquerader8420 Why wouldn't I be mad?
@_ninjaneer3 жыл бұрын
Berniebarian: "I am no longer asking." *Lifts Twisted Tea can*
@InquisitorThomas3 жыл бұрын
Imagine paying a priest to cure you hitpoints when you can just take a nap.
@The3rdFist3 жыл бұрын
Or use the healer feat
@notajalapeno44423 жыл бұрын
is this heresy
@dapeck043 жыл бұрын
You can't let the people know this shhhhh
@jacobtibbitts83103 жыл бұрын
Oh, you're one of those "natural remedy" people.
@jordank69613 жыл бұрын
@@notajalapeno4442 BROTHER WE MUST PURGE THE HERETICS
@NStripleseven3 жыл бұрын
“You’re going to make a lot of enemies, you know” “Yeah, I do every day” Lol
@Lucas.Blevins3 жыл бұрын
This 😂😂😂
@theGhoulman3 жыл бұрын
This, this... double this!
@FalconOfStorms3 жыл бұрын
omg, so based Sticking up for Cuba and the Soviet Union is a total Chad move.
@Petter19003 жыл бұрын
@@FalconOfStorms Oh please. Why don't you go make out with that Strawman if you like it so much.
@Staff72 жыл бұрын
wow ,you definitely a hog with a take like that .
@bicclizer60513 жыл бұрын
"Mystery about a dragon has been going on for three sessions." Definitely, a true sandbox experience
@tobistein66393 жыл бұрын
Is nobody talking about how THE GUARD CAPTAIN HAD A RUSSIAN ACCENT!? This sketch gets better and better with every watch 😂😂
@AndrzejGieraltCreative3 жыл бұрын
I think some dude with a Chinese accent may have secretly been fudging Joe’s rolls lol
@RelyableLerilay3 жыл бұрын
I don't think it's russian accent btw. Sounds different...
@ratboy57613 жыл бұрын
The king/dragon was donald trump lmao
@maggazilla3 жыл бұрын
Yeah the Russian accent was golden! Love all the frustrated Trump simps here tho.
@enlightenedterrestrial2 жыл бұрын
That's definitely not a Russian accent
@jayoctopus88323 жыл бұрын
This comment section will be a wholesome and civil one, I’m sure
@angelman9063 жыл бұрын
THAT’S SOMETHING A DIRTY COMMIE WOULD SAY!!!
@legin7773 жыл бұрын
I'm so ready for this shitstorm.
@patheronaetherson28603 жыл бұрын
*COMMUNISM DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL. LETHAL FORCE ENGAGED!!!*
@triknight72433 жыл бұрын
In the distance, you can hear the sharpening of pitchforks and the lighting of torches... They are probably planing a block party of sorts. Hope everyone is wearing a mask.
@noelhann52623 жыл бұрын
Surprisingly it’s pretty alright so far
@joekabox3 жыл бұрын
"Did you invite senator Bernie Sanders to play in our D&D game?" Meanwhile, president Joe Biden is just chilling at the back of the table without raising any kind of concern.
@jbark6783 жыл бұрын
Joe's been there since session 0
@IDFK5313 жыл бұрын
doesn't Joe Biden loiter in your house whenever you play dnd?
@LateDollars3 жыл бұрын
He forgot why he was there
@alexandersassaman18223 жыл бұрын
@@LateDollars Just don't let him get too close to you if you use scented shampoo or conditioner. I really regret having hair that smell like coconut when he's over.
@gibus31283 жыл бұрын
He's a regular, we got over that
@willmena963 жыл бұрын
Bernie's hair looks a lot like the DM's cosplay wig. Quite a coincidence, Mr. Sanders
@arbormoon3 жыл бұрын
He was the first DM.
@binolombardi3 жыл бұрын
They didn’t have an equal distribution of wigs yet.
@SavesTheGame3 жыл бұрын
Maybe the DM was cosplaying Bernie?
@willmena963 жыл бұрын
@@SavesTheGame it was a DMPC all along
@LJCyrus13 жыл бұрын
Bernie modeled for the wig, of course. It's part of how he funded his second presidential campaign.
@firefan95373 жыл бұрын
“ weird political commentary That everyone’s going to be upset about” At least I thought it was funny
@pallydan8933 жыл бұрын
At least this storming of the capital was enjoyable
@tiredorchid56293 жыл бұрын
@@pallydan893 the fascist coup?
@pallydan8933 жыл бұрын
@@tiredorchid5629 I was referring to the contents of this video, not real life events.
@tiredorchid56293 жыл бұрын
@@pallydan893 ah gotcha
@Joseph.A.J.C.Etheridge3 жыл бұрын
@@tiredorchid5629 that is laughably overdramatic
@yourfavoritejegg3 жыл бұрын
"You're going to make a lot of enemies, you know that?" "I know, I do everyday-"
@risky_busine553 жыл бұрын
"Shut up Joe you never believed in me!" I fucking died
@gangzetsu63853 жыл бұрын
I feel like a lot of these skits begin as fever dreams.
@RascanThe6th3 жыл бұрын
Next quest in the arc is finding out who financed Joe's vorpal sword.
@wsgoodie3 жыл бұрын
The Vorpal sword was actually a hack, and the villain was an illusion cast by a group of hags.
@wterlep6 ай бұрын
*insert thanks Obama meme here*
@snakeeyes66693 жыл бұрын
I like how Joe didn’t roll initiative yet went first and killed the dragon. LoL
@malmasterson38903 жыл бұрын
Would've been better if he fudged the dice roll lol
@Gormfork3 жыл бұрын
@@malmasterson3890 or if he rolled correctly and the king/dm spent the next hour interrogating the joe player on whether he fudged or not
@malmasterson38903 жыл бұрын
@@Gormfork LoL, there was no interrogation of Joe to begin with. The opposers & advisors of the dragon both denied the existence of the fudge, and as the commonfolk who supported their ruler brought forth the chocolately gooey fudge in droves the nobles who paid the opposers & advisors ate it all before anyone could catch a whiff.
@Gormfork3 жыл бұрын
@@malmasterson3890 Sounds like commonfolk who gave into the dragon's lies need to be rehabilitated. Quarantined off into an area where restoration spells can be done so that the fudge madness curse can be lifted. Truly a terrible ailment to suffer, to see fudge where there is none and blindly follow a dragon to the death over it.
@malmasterson38903 жыл бұрын
@@Gormfork Funny, it's almost as if you repeat the same words they give. Like that of a sheep, or a common NPC. It's also amazing how they discovered this ailment without even needing a medicine check, or even a healer's observation. I suppose it doesn't matter either way though, cause even if they try to speak of it they will activate the runes of silence put upon them by the very same nobles.
@TheDeadGunslinger3 жыл бұрын
Biden: "Yea I wanted to do that too!" Literally his entire campaign
@pdthepowerdragon54123 жыл бұрын
Don’t say that. Come on man!
@mateochavez84553 жыл бұрын
So electable :')
@pdthepowerdragon54123 жыл бұрын
I mean Jacobs comedy here is better then any other late night hosts comedy on the subject throughout the last 4 years
@beardalaxy3 жыл бұрын
Then Joe simply takes the dragon's place and the party has to start back at square one
@DaveButtons3 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there
@Trozomuro3 жыл бұрын
Mmmmm i did not expect this level of satire here. "Good job, Joe!".
@connorcookbird3 жыл бұрын
I really love “I think you’re going to regret that very bigly” and then he transforms into a tiny little winged dragon that can barely lift him up. This is to funny
@loki26552 жыл бұрын
The Dragon couldn't be who we think it was, he admitted his guilt and didn't attack any women or children
@AlanTenore2 жыл бұрын
I'll have you know that these are not small wings. Everyone knows it! Everyone knows...everyone knows that these are normal wings, beautiful wings, perfect wings. Wings that don't give a damn about toilet paper. Have you seen the toilet paper lately? Bernie's ok with the toilet paper. I'm not ok with the toilet paper. We're gonna have great toilet paper. And it's gonna have flags...and steel...and not Joe Biden and his vorble...worble...that thing. And what is that thing? and Where...and Why...and Who...and How? Yeah...yeah it was perfect. Perfect wings...and no toilet paper. Speaking of toilet paper...Have you...
@user-yx4ez2ou4r3 жыл бұрын
“Yeah I wanted to do that too!” Perfect representation of Biden
@angelramirez9363 жыл бұрын
Straight up
@sebastianwinters98643 жыл бұрын
who's biden? that was joe ;p
@masonschmid23293 жыл бұрын
“Yeah I wanted to do that too!.... what were we doing again?” There we go. Slight edit😂😂😂
@StarWindEnergin3 жыл бұрын
Would've loved if you guys got Sanders and AOC as Prez and Vice Prez but I'm glad that as part of Sanders dropping out of competition with Biden that Biden had to adopt some of Sanders's reforms.
@dmonitize90113 жыл бұрын
@@StarWindEnergin AOC vice president....? She doesn't even qualify, you have to be 35. She's 31.
@darkfire14083 жыл бұрын
So let me get this straight. The DM, hosting a session where President Joe Biden was already a member of the party, was shocked that Bernie Sanders showed up? Well okay then.
@alexandersassaman18223 жыл бұрын
Listen here buster. If you take 50% of the disadvantage rolls on crit for 3 rounds and make a dex save for the investigation check. Listen you know rest. Don't give me that malarkey. The hobgoblin was a bad dude. I'm Joe Biden and I approve this message?
@tomfoolery77973 жыл бұрын
Well to be fair Joe probably just stumbled in one day while in a confused stupor and in his delirium decided that this was his home and just never left ever since.
@itwasidio17363 жыл бұрын
@Morten Madsen I would ask you to elaborate, but that would lead to an argument, so let's just both agree that he'd be the most Human Champion Fighter out of Human Champion Fighters.
@itwasidio17363 жыл бұрын
@Morten Madsen I don't like arguments on the internet either. Glad we could see eye to eye on both things, you explained it well, as that part is true.
@Lycaon17653 жыл бұрын
@@tomfoolery7797 ah, I see all the "he has dementia!" people still haven't had any self-reflection yet huh.
@TwoGnomes3 жыл бұрын
Jacob: I don’t want to get too political Also Jacob: *makes this video*
@XoftheTITANS3 жыл бұрын
So far, the comments are tame. Pretty much, it's just Jacob poking at the Republicans and guess they didnt bite. Me, it's funny even with Jacob clearly hoping for it to be chaos at the end of this video.
@hawkname12343 жыл бұрын
And it was comedy gold. C'mon. Everybody can enjoy a good Bernie impersonation!
@XoftheTITANS3 жыл бұрын
@@hawkname1234 Bernie is always a delight.
@anonymouskitten47153 жыл бұрын
@@XoftheTITANS I don’t think anyone could be mad at such a sweetheart
@XoftheTITANS3 жыл бұрын
@@anonymouskitten4715 of course not on Bernie but, I guess, Jacob wanted to see if ppl would be mad about doing a skit on Papa Biden.
@jonunciate70183 жыл бұрын
Feel the "Bern" without a single casting of fireball.
@ninjajack64573 жыл бұрын
If I’m being honest I wish Bernie Sanders was in my party lol.
@EilleenCarrion3 жыл бұрын
I just wish the power distribution would balance itself out so that Bernie would have the time to play D&D.
@DiscardatRandom3 жыл бұрын
Yeah he is better than the other candidates from the 2 parties
@error52023 жыл бұрын
You can join Bernie Sanders’ party
@michaelayen29733 жыл бұрын
I would be worried. Based on this video, he would definitely work out the biggest secrets within the first few minutes of play :O
@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick3 жыл бұрын
All jokes aside, I am genuinely curious of what kind of character Bernie Sanders would play in Dungeons & Dragons
@Williamfount3 жыл бұрын
Ok I'm not the only one I wonder what class he would pick
@veiltricks29473 жыл бұрын
Arcane trickster
@iainblack21713 жыл бұрын
Bard maybe? Very persuasive
@Dyundu3 жыл бұрын
Had the same thought.
@bethspaghettiloops69543 жыл бұрын
He would make an utterly iconic critical role guest player.
@joeruiz11963 жыл бұрын
I feel like there’s an underlying political element to this but I can’t tell
@raffaelsteinmann72963 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's so subtle.
@jonstrack3 жыл бұрын
Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum "When outside the city the rattle and clatter of swords and shields can be heard throughout the streets."
@saltytattie8333 жыл бұрын
yeah I really can't grasp what deeper meaning this story may have.
@markruiz80853 жыл бұрын
Cousin?
@joeruiz11963 жыл бұрын
@@markruiz8085 is...is that you? I thought we lost you in the storm?
@8miller63 жыл бұрын
My only criticism is that the "king" dragon wasn't specified as being a copper dragon.
@Chraan3 жыл бұрын
(But that would make it a Good dragon)
@NearlyH3adlessNick3 жыл бұрын
@@Chraan yeah? Lol
@Tuffsmoygles3 жыл бұрын
@@Chraan naw, he's "pretending" to be a copper dragon. He's actually a white dragon that just spray tans.
@Phenris2 жыл бұрын
YES
@joonapukarinen11532 жыл бұрын
@@Tuffsmoygles Now that's comedy!
@gavinlopez62583 жыл бұрын
Joe just killing the dragon and everyone praising him when Bernie does the work is very accurate
@gavinlopez62583 жыл бұрын
@@llk8987 well there were many points in the video, this was one of them
@TheBlackwolf50113 жыл бұрын
I liked that he didn't get the credit and took it in stride.
@Jatischar3 жыл бұрын
Well as the Republicans told us, Joe is going to kill God, so of course he has to start with Dragons first
@tenaciousgamer68923 жыл бұрын
Nah Joe would have joined the dragon, in pillaging the people of that town. All while saying he believe in them and their well being.
@lazyspade15593 жыл бұрын
@@llk8987 this sarcasm comes off as antagonistic
@philipheng38763 жыл бұрын
I love how Bernie still supports Biden at the end when he gets all the credit
@katherineminor34023 жыл бұрын
Like irl
@danielmiller40153 жыл бұрын
Praxis.
@jacobq.22043 жыл бұрын
Bernie didn’t do shit but sell out once again. I don’t believe nearly anything he does but he is definitely a huge sell out.
@zecron83 жыл бұрын
@@jacobq.2204 ...What? Bernie's been *very* consistent in his stances from the beginning of his political career. I think you might have been fed some bad Kool-aid, my friend.
@hentashisatoshi38683 жыл бұрын
@@zecron8 You are correct. Bernie is one of our most consistent politicians. He has been on the correct side of history since before it was the norm.
@scifilounge3 жыл бұрын
"I can't believe you discovered my BIG DEAL." LOL "I think you're going to regret that very BIGLY." LMMFAO
@KK25Gaming3 жыл бұрын
Honestly I found the microscopic wings joke the funniest
@CrowePerch3 жыл бұрын
That shit had me rolling. I half expected him to look at his guards and go "Get 'em out, get 'em outta here!"
@IchiroFuma3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the dreaded orange dragon.
@commandercaptain46643 жыл бұрын
Not much of a mystery when the dragon is named King Covfefe.
@KK25Gaming3 жыл бұрын
@@commandercaptain4664 this joke is underrated but I'm only 33 minutes later so...
@whatamidoing31943 жыл бұрын
The vocal journalist when he was only paid a few copper: I am once again asking for your financial support.
@coyote43263 жыл бұрын
"You make two pieces of copper a week. By giving me one of those pieces, you'll be helping me to bring a better future to everyone in this city"
@charlx89793 жыл бұрын
Bernie nodding his head going “good job joe”, because at least the dragon got slain, but with regret in his voice Too true to life, hed have liked to be the one to kill the dragon but as long as the dragon dies hes happy
@Kaotiqua3 жыл бұрын
Another reason we all love Bernie.
@RRS_0273 жыл бұрын
It's not for the glory! If the beast is slain, that's all that matters! We really need more people with this kind of mindset.
@beardalaxy3 жыл бұрын
If you don't tell him good job you'll get sacked when he becomes the dragon.
@bencebotye39043 жыл бұрын
After this, Bernie got a mission to find the true heir to the throne, who is a farmboy. The old wizard begin to teach him about the Capitalism, Socialism and Democracy.
@youraveragegamer88323 жыл бұрын
@@RRS_027 Not realllly. Thinking that the beast is even slain is the first problem, and the second problem is that complacency is what allows a government's people to be abused, both by the government and by corporations
@lylejohnston22133 жыл бұрын
The "I wanted to do that too!" Absolutely killed me.
@Capwi3 жыл бұрын
"You're going to make a lot of enemies..." "Yeah I do that every day." Doesn't give a shit. like a boss. So good
@AltrTheEgo3 жыл бұрын
"Be quiet Joe you never believed in me" is the quote of the century
@Asthenoth3 жыл бұрын
That "Good job, Joe" at the end broke my heart
@commandercaptain46643 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised they didn't say "YO JOE!"
@keegan_bridge3 жыл бұрын
IT SHOULD BE CONSIDERED A RIGHT TO HAVE A STEADY ACCESS TO HEALTH POTIONS AND CURE DISEASE SCROLLS
@beholdthesupergirl3 жыл бұрын
Truth! We need to decommodify the alchemy shoppes!
@markmurex65593 жыл бұрын
FREE HEALING FOR EVERYONE!!!
@spudsbuchlaw3 жыл бұрын
In older editions where you dont fully recover after a 8 hour rest, this is very true
@charlx89793 жыл бұрын
RESSURECTS FOR ALL!
@kapitan199698383 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah? Who'll be paying for those health potions and scrolls?
@louisrizzi99903 жыл бұрын
Oh my god I just started a campaign with a character called Bernie Sunders who is a barbarian who enters rage every time he sees the exploitation of the working class, and I cant believe you made a video with the same theme! I loved it, great Sanders accent too!
@arbormoon3 жыл бұрын
I'm now imagining a character named "Bernie Slanders," a bard who has a lot of enemies, because all of the songs he sings are about building infrastructure instead of paying taxes to the extremely wealthy local baroness "Githyanka."
@mowzrascal23503 жыл бұрын
Hippity hoppity, your NPC’s now my property!
@preacherjohn3 жыл бұрын
I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING TO RAAAAAGE! XD
@TheGiantRobot3 жыл бұрын
Bernie, not Burny?
@icevariable96003 жыл бұрын
He nailed it.
@th0rn33 жыл бұрын
“be quiet joe, you never believed in me” I’M SCREAMING
@aidanm95433 жыл бұрын
"I am once again, asking for advantage"
@commandercaptain46643 жыл бұрын
"Only the top 5% gets advantage on a linear scale, which simply halves to 7.5% on a slight, 2-die bell curve. That means 92.5% of the non-crits are ignored for the sake of drama."
@LennardJaros3 жыл бұрын
I've heard they say that dragon is the most organized, he was the first to be organized, before anyone else was doing it! People come to him and ask "Dragon, how are you so organized? We wish to be as organized as you are!" But he does not share his knowledge of world anvil with them...
@Japhox453 жыл бұрын
WHY IS BERNIE NOT WEARING MITTEN WHEN HE CAME IN!!!
@JScottGaribay3 жыл бұрын
Mittens!
@devincheeseman38673 жыл бұрын
they're legendary items, he'll get them AFTER they defeat the dragon.
@ohvann45663 жыл бұрын
Cause the lady that makes those mittens went out of business.
@Ian-gb1cg3 жыл бұрын
“The top one percent are hoarding all of the dice!!!”
@DragonMaster663 жыл бұрын
This comment needs way more attention *dice dragons for the win*!
@mayak34293 жыл бұрын
socialize the dice economy. there should be a dice tax and a redistribution of dice!
@Dovakhiin11723 жыл бұрын
"you're gonna make a lot of enemies, y'know that?" "I know, I do every day" I don't care what you think about politics, that's one of the truest things about Bernie you'll ever hear
@letopizdetz3 жыл бұрын
reminds me of that old picture where the police were twisting his arm to arrest him at a civil right's protest in '63
@davidtucker94983 жыл бұрын
Communists living in a nation that values personal liberty and freedom DO tend to be disliked...
@ASpySA3 жыл бұрын
@@davidtucker9498 Which might be somewhat relevant if he was a communist. Or if communism actually had anything to do with personal liberty or freedom.
@enriquecabrera21373 жыл бұрын
@@ASpySA whatever helps you sleep at night, diet fascists
@ASpySA3 жыл бұрын
@@enriquecabrera2137 apparently wanting people to have healthcare is fascist now?
@anastasijahabarova15333 жыл бұрын
Joe: "Yeah! I wanted to do that too!" Sure, Joe... 🙄😂
@archsteel73 жыл бұрын
"Good job, Joe. Good job." Had me dying. Just that quiet, grateful, resentment. "We're glad you killed the dragon, we just wish it'd been Bernie who did it."
@MrDavidKord3 жыл бұрын
No resentment from anyone other than the audience lol
@Nothingseen3 жыл бұрын
Joe's a Champion with a Vorpal Sword. It didn't seem like it at first, but it was for the best that Joe was able to attack as quickly as he did.
@ChemoshKamos3 жыл бұрын
Bernie does the work, Joe gets the credit? Sounds accurate.
@malmasterson38903 жыл бұрын
The truth is, he fudged the dice roll
@archsteel73 жыл бұрын
@@malmasterson3890 If the players could fudge dice, they'd have done it four sessions ago. Truth is, people really did just hate the dragon that much.
@youtubeisdead18583 жыл бұрын
I love how the DM just rolls with it all even as the story changes completely. Even if it's not real we need more dms like that.
@St_Elmos_Fire3 жыл бұрын
Bernie needs some comfy mittens that will send his enemies into a blinding rage
@jcdenton21873 жыл бұрын
Bernie Mittens: While wearing these mittens you have +1 to AC and resistance to Cold Damage.
@preacherjohn3 жыл бұрын
"Mittens Of Fascination" - while wearing these mittens the wearer gains a +2 boost to CHA, and all creatures within sight of the wearer must make a CHA Save or feel compelled to smile and donate 4 GP to their local 'Meals on Wagons'.. ;)
@mephostopheles37523 жыл бұрын
I like how Bernie isn't even mad that Joe stole his kill. That's a real public servant right there
@shroudthewolf11053 жыл бұрын
*ANGRY HALF ORC NOISES* NOBODY TAKES MY KILL EXCEPT FOR ME NOW PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD *HACKS BIDEN'S HEAD WITH MY AXE* NOW LET'S GET TO DARK DUNGEON TO THE NORTH MY AXE THIRSTS
@merficvalmar46713 жыл бұрын
I like how real bernie works with the dragon now against Joe😉
@jonahromero74763 жыл бұрын
@@merficvalmar4671 what are you talking about?
@vgarzareyna3 жыл бұрын
@@jonahromero7476 Yeah I wanted to ask that too!
@merficvalmar46713 жыл бұрын
Follow the news, it was hillarious xD I don't think it will go on for long, but it's so funny right now. A week into it and Joe already pissed on a whole bunch of his voters, even bernie couldn't stand this xD Now he defends Trump's work xDDDD I can't remember the topic, maybe it was over the insulin-prices, or that he stopped the keystone pipeline and lot's of ppl lost their jobs now during the pandemic🤷♂️
@grizzlyb99843 жыл бұрын
Bernie: "wow , you invited a senator?" Biden: "game night , i guess."
@merficvalmar46713 жыл бұрын
You know... the thing!..
@juanperret70443 жыл бұрын
Biden just seems like a guy who you could sit down and really have a beer with while playing D&D. (cliche)
@lol_no_man2 жыл бұрын
@@juanperret7044 ya know, provided there aren't any kids around and, you never encounter a situation where you have to clear out a dungeon, cause on the one hand those kids are getting glad handed, and on the other he'll drop all his equipment and leave the dungeon halfway through so they'll be stronger when you come back next time.
@iwi20422 жыл бұрын
Bidens barely a president he got the job because people hated trump so much that they voted in Pervy uncle Joe just to get trump out of office......this is why everyone hates america.
@ElFudgeMusic3 жыл бұрын
Joe shouting "Shut up, man" after he defeated the dragon was just great. Nice detail.
@diegomo14133 жыл бұрын
“The top 1% of the top 10% of D&D monsters have 90% of the action economy.” -Bios Sanders an instant classic line, well done
@pikadragon27833 жыл бұрын
''all actions are equal but some actions are more equal than others'' -legendary actions
@KingNedya3 жыл бұрын
If the top 1% of the top 10% of D&D monsters have 90% of the action economy...then that means that the top 0.1% of all D&D monsters have 90% of the action economy.
@KushGee3 жыл бұрын
@@pikadragon2783 Orwell would've loved Bernie.
@commandercaptain46643 жыл бұрын
Which is why I don't waste money on a Monster Manual.
@melonconley13803 жыл бұрын
The commentary here is actually genius.
@BrendanDonnelly513953 жыл бұрын
Joe: "I wanted to do that too" lmfaoo
@Sirgmon4203 жыл бұрын
I am once again asking for my homebrew spell to get the DM's support
@BurrtyTheBard3 жыл бұрын
I want to play D&D with Senator Bernie Sanders.
@master0fthearts8943 жыл бұрын
Seems like a lotta people do.
@SelvesteDovregubben3 жыл бұрын
He would pilot a wizard so well, I'm sure of it
@wiggletonthewise21413 жыл бұрын
Don’t we all
@Vesperitis3 жыл бұрын
@@SelvesteDovregubben I somehow think he'd play a really inspiring but really weird Bard.
@garrettcornelison92203 жыл бұрын
@@Vesperitis oooh yeah. That or a super awesome unity cleric.
@UhAdam863 жыл бұрын
I be like: * Bernie Sanders at a random D&D game *: logical * Bernie Sanders AND Joe Biden at a random D&D game*: logical * party belives that a dragon and a king are the same just because both of them are assholles, and they are actually proven right *: WTF????
@fallendeus3 жыл бұрын
More because the king was funneling all the gold to himself
@MotoCat913 жыл бұрын
Yeah but like, the dragon did have tiny little wingsies
@nmf03 жыл бұрын
People were sent to jail so they could later be fed to the king-dragon.
@newguy82883 жыл бұрын
I guess it’s because they’re not logical in a fantasy setting. It’s one of the oldest tricks in the book that the asshole creature is the same as the asshole human, they were one of the same all along! But really, it would take 17 hours to finish a session if those two where there.
@kateross16553 жыл бұрын
And the dragon had a trump voice
@andrewthegeek65223 жыл бұрын
i don't know if this is mocking or admiring but his "accent" is hilarious oh and also the generic thing about being cautious when involving polotics
@emielpeper92483 жыл бұрын
This is a rare instance of lovingly making fun of. Everybody gets just enough ridicule to still be amusing XD
@andrewthegeek65223 жыл бұрын
@@emielpeper9248 i mean nothing is easier to make fun of than polotics
@mod4rchive3 жыл бұрын
This video is just how Joe Biden took all the credit
@CrowePerch3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the feared, loved, and sexually predatory Ancient Orange Dragon. A rare breed of creature, worshipped by its royal guard cosplaying cultists across the land, that chant that the mysterious cabal known as the Deep Kingdom will never take away their longswords.
@heroofvibe3 жыл бұрын
rude
@somebodylikesbacon19603 жыл бұрын
No political analogy here. Nope. None at all.
@sinistertwister6863 жыл бұрын
Deep Kingdom... Dwarves? Dragons hate dwarves and dwarvesdo live deep underground
@SecretCh0rd3 жыл бұрын
Better a kobold than a dretch.
@LucidStrike3 жыл бұрын
"I am once again asking you to roll for initiative." "You got in a fight again?!" "Not me, US."
@cakeinyoface63 жыл бұрын
*Cue soviet anthem*
@atomatopia13 жыл бұрын
“I can’t believe that you discovered my *big deal*” You just earned you’s a sub
@bobsmitch63533 жыл бұрын
...and lost a dozen. Injecting politics never ends well.
@atomatopia13 жыл бұрын
@@bobsmitch6353 Well, not sure about the math, but it is a video called “If Bernie Sanders Played D&D” so naturally I did expect some politics. Regardless the *big deal* line is one of the least political lines in this whole sketch. Like the entire rest of the video is about equity and economic policy, but this one line is just a funny caricature of Trump’s mannerisms (to which most of the characters in the sketch are overtly caricatures) Even so, the guy is making a short comedy skit that he finds funny centered around a single 3 dimensionally developed character and surrounded by many other 2 dimensional characters so I don’t think it’s really trying to convey any depth about Trump’s politics. If you feel like this is making fun of your political views then it’s totally understandable to not follow the channel, but I suppose I don’t see the real weight in that particular line of dialogue, other than a funny voice and a punch-line. I am interested to hear how you see it though if you’re interested in sharing
@merficvalmar46713 жыл бұрын
I like how real bernie works with the dragon now against Joe😉
@rangerstedfast3 жыл бұрын
Some pretty spot-on imitations here hahaha
@seigeengine2 жыл бұрын
@@bobsmitch6353 Weird how his subs jumped like 5x the normal rate around the time this video came out, huh. People who whine about creators including politics need to try suffocating instead.
@spencermarfy25303 жыл бұрын
Jacob woke up and decided to brag about his Bernie impression today
@francismaguire32073 жыл бұрын
If he was a bard his bardic inspiration would be a d12.
@shturminator39763 жыл бұрын
Jacob is just sitting on his couch and is like:"Hmm what am I gonna make my next video about hmmm"* idea hits him*. Jacob:"This is dumb.... that only means one thing.... its gonna be GREAT"
@OctoSavage3 жыл бұрын
"you're going to make a lot of enemies around here" "yeah, good. ok."
@merficvalmar46713 жыл бұрын
I like how real bernie works with the dragon now against Joe😉
@samoththemamoth3 жыл бұрын
"You're going to regret that very bigly" my new favorite quote
@markedwards90712 жыл бұрын
I’m surprise Joe wasn’t found sleeping instead of slaying the dragon
@sblibs3 жыл бұрын
One guy sits down with some mittens and the whole world goes WILD
@thestratilosopher423 жыл бұрын
And thus latch on to the red herring lol
@john987653333 жыл бұрын
Mittens that his policies killed the buisness of. lol
@vijayanand66503 жыл бұрын
"Nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even if the plan is hilarious! If tomorrow I told you that, like, someone will get rick rolled, or that a comment section full of people will call a random song Darude Sandstorm, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan". But when I say one old senator will sit down with some mittens, well then everyone loses their minds!" -Leath Hedger, The Knark Dight
@preacherjohn3 жыл бұрын
@@john98765333 YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES! XD .. ".. teacher who created the recycled wool mittens that U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders wore to the presidential inauguration - engendering countless memes - is partnering with the Vermont Teddy Bear Company to create a whole mitten line to meet soaring demand, with some of the proceeds going to Make-A-Wish Vermont.." “I can't be more thrilled, because I personally can't make 18,000 pairs of mittens," Jen Ellis said Saturday, estimating how many people have contacted her. “Everybody will get their mittens - everybody." abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/creator-bernie-mittens-partners-teddy-bear-maker-75584684
@Femaiden3 жыл бұрын
it's clever how he described the city as having "Draconian Law" without actually saying that. Which is when I realized what the twist was going to be. . .
@vgarzareyna3 жыл бұрын
Kinda new here, what's Draconian law?
@christianvannucci64553 жыл бұрын
@@vgarzareyna "A code of laws prepared by Draco, the celebrated lawgiver of Athens, that, by modern standards, are considered exceedingly severe. The term draconian has come to be used to refer to any unusually harsh law."
@vgarzareyna3 жыл бұрын
@@christianvannucci6455 thx,. thought it was a D&D thing...
@jesterssketchbook3 жыл бұрын
@@christianvannucci6455 and ppl sometimes ask me how i know weird facts - thanks for that history lesson bro :D
@christianvannucci64553 жыл бұрын
@@jesterssketchbook It's nothing, I just Googled it. I didn't remember it despite the fact that we studied Greek history too in school
@dew-it87443 жыл бұрын
Me to the bard: I am once again asking for your bardic inspiration.
@TK_Creative_Studio3 жыл бұрын
and this kids, will be introduced in history class as a theatrical telling of the 2020 American politics war
@rowanno3 жыл бұрын
This comment section is surprisingly wholesome for a video involving politics.
@sirgentlebread73023 жыл бұрын
And then came a chaotic neutral rogue Let's bring it all down
@maeve66513 жыл бұрын
Cause it’s Bernie
@samundef35003 жыл бұрын
Lol prob bc we’re a mostly young adults who are willing to do hours of research just to play a role playing game. It’s the right audience for Bernie
@rowanno3 жыл бұрын
@@samundef3500 yeah lol
@thefrank23643 жыл бұрын
Damn are you a talking hammer? Because you just nailed that accent
@chrisppx3 жыл бұрын
It’d be nice to play with him because he’d share loot a lot easier
@Pandaemoni3 жыл бұрын
But not necessary with the other player characters. How can PCs justify keeping vast hoards when so many NPCs live on less than one gold piece per day? And they hoard magic items creating a system when the average person can't get any!
@bignumbers3 жыл бұрын
You donate your share of the loot to him and he vanishes 😦
@Memnon-ro4cl3 жыл бұрын
I mean your party would be equally poor
@cloud4an3 жыл бұрын
He shares his party members' treasure lol
@potatotactics13983 жыл бұрын
@@bignumbers Then returns saying "I am once again asking for your financial support"
@vlover15OO3 жыл бұрын
Dragon uses breath attack. Dragon: "You're fired"
@MSOGameShow3 жыл бұрын
"I sure hope this wasn't some political commentary everyone is going to be mad about" I mean I thought it was funny, and jabs were made at every side so it's not like favorites were being played or anything (Though let's face it people are still going to be angry about it...)
@NickErkens-ft1ve3 жыл бұрын
I think because every one was being made fun of in a creative original way, is the exact reason why this comment section is so wholesome. No side, no repetitive lame jokes, no political agenda, just an absurdly funny dnd session.
@magica35263 жыл бұрын
@@NickErkens-ft1ve i mean the tiny wing jokes and all that were tired, but yeah
@ajgunter89323 жыл бұрын
that last line and look at the camera killed me
@davidtucker94983 жыл бұрын
It was honestly pretty tepid... Really nothing political was even insinuated, other than "orange man bad." It had Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, and Dragon Trump, and somehow managed to be almost entirely inoffensive.
@Lycaon17653 жыл бұрын
@@davidtucker9498 there were 2 other things insinuated, but those can be argued to just be reaching. Like the "yeah I wanted to do that too" from Joe can be inferred to mean "oh biden just steals Bernie's positions". Also when the hat Jacob says "I don't think that math is right" to bernie that could be a comment about how his plans don't have realistic/any budgets or several other comments/arguments he makes with wrong math.
@reiteration62733 жыл бұрын
I lost it when Biden is just like "Yeah, I wanted to do that too!"
@yes9043 жыл бұрын
*Joe
@Deucali0n6663 жыл бұрын
@@yes904 You do realise what Biden's first name is right?
@lucasatrox3 жыл бұрын
"NOT ME, US" nat 20, you convince the city guard to help you fight the dragon
@bardkaitiff19623 жыл бұрын
I cant tell: greatest derailment of campain ever or just 9000+ IQ
@richard71993 жыл бұрын
Could we get one with a Barbarian Teddy Roosevelt? Saving nature and getting shot while giving a speech, and then continuing said speech while swinging a tree?
@haydencrawford85523 жыл бұрын
GET THIS COMMENT UP
@DrunkenCoward13 жыл бұрын
“The bandit lunges at you, slashing his blade at you and... *rolls die* ...cuts your arm clean off.“ *Saving throw* “I'm gonna beat him to death with the arm he cut off.“
@RexOrbis3 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't he be a ranger?
@kevinduffy093 жыл бұрын
No we can have that remember all past presidents especially Republicans were racist Nazis
@kevinduffy093 жыл бұрын
@@RexOrbis no speak softly and carry a big stick is a barbarian...... Maybe a paladin
@Max-zs8zr3 жыл бұрын
Do Jordan Peterson! He’d be a hilarious in a dnd game. ‘How do we kill this dragon?’ ‘Well bucko, how do you expect to slay the dragon if your room isn’t in order? Look at your associates! You’ve surrounded yourself with chaotic evil rogues and annoying bards. You’re a shell of an adventurer!’
@ryanorr46263 жыл бұрын
The game would start with a three-hour lecture on why it's important to be lawful good with an integrated chaotic evil nature, while constantly making small excursions into being chaotic good, so that your lawful good nature can maintain itself over time.
@rossm73463 жыл бұрын
I said this in a Canadian accent/Kermit voice, for some reason
@C03650863 жыл бұрын
@@rossm7346 the reason is clear
@dustinmccollum71963 жыл бұрын
Haha I think we found a new d&d video ideas that is untapped lol.
@articusramos8083 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a band "Chaotic evil rogues and annoying bards"
@Pandaemoni3 жыл бұрын
Don't bring your anti-dragon agenda to D&D. It's tired and lazy.
@itwasidio17363 жыл бұрын
Dragons are a part of the game, and serve as a good plot metaphor. Personally, I like some dragons, but dislike others.
@kevinduffy093 жыл бұрын
Not all dragons have to be the bad guy
@foolwise47033 жыл бұрын
"You will regret that very bigly" - sure way to identify a reality tv star/polititian.
@Castlattice3 жыл бұрын
Now I like to imagine senators having D&D games and making the villains other politicians they don’t like.
@Keyce00133 жыл бұрын
I am pretty sure based off of the rough accent I heard, that the Dragon was Donald Trump.
@Castlattice3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I also knew it was Dragon Trump because of his extremely small wings that could barley keep him up (small hands) and being disgusting
@nessesaryschoolthing3 жыл бұрын
It's like The Divine Comedy of DnD games
@DefaultProphet3 жыл бұрын
It'd always just be Ted Cruz if it was senators. On either side.
@khafaniking12303 жыл бұрын
“Shut up Joe you never believed in me!” 😭
@MaxineInYourWifi3 жыл бұрын
I didnt knowed that you were friends with the actual bernie sanders.
@dishsoap99453 жыл бұрын
Thank you xp to level 3 I will now steal this Plot idea