If Bethesda Made Stalker 2...

[@Alexsejovoskilovzaksilovokoswa]

Dont forget the ultimate physical edition would have actual radiation from the artifact lamp!

[@paullowe8437]

its cause they are fuckign trash company

[@Chris_ofln]

And a nice light weight thin plastic backpack

[@Baked_Potato26]

And the figurine would be broken out out of the box

[@Babagadouche117]

You stalker simps will really stoop to using Todd Slop games to convince yourselves this broken Eurotrash game is good 😂👍🏾

[@attilavarga1152]

"I was also a stalker once, but I got a bullet into my knee." "Patrolling in the zone make you wish for a third incident." "Howdy, stalker?"

[@overengineer7538]

Сколько стоит игра сталкер 2 и где купить лицензию ???

[@VladIsLove22]

В стімі, десь 1000+ гривень ​@@overengineer7538

[@Darth22912alt]

​@@overengineer7538на стиме для меня стоит 1399 гивен, я не из России так что не знаю цену в рублях

[@s8nwulf]

Stalker 2 is banned in Russia 🤣🤣🤣

[@brotanband]

1st quote - yes 2nd and 3rd from New Vegas - no, since they're made by Obsidian Entertainment and Bethesda was the Publisher...

[@Bobbydyland]

The FOV = No made me spit out my beer.

[@BilobateDrip]

😂 got me as well

[@irollastoney.899]

It annoyes the fuck out of me. WHY?!

[@o.w.n.1327]

​@@irollastoney.899the same reason why their psychics engine is still tied to your fps. It's because they are fucking lazy, modders have figured out how to untie your fps from psychics engine so that your game doesn't fuck up when you play it with more then 60 fps yet Bethesda still doesn't untie.

[@spfccmtftt89]

Way too funny.

[@iShayneGA]

The loading screen to enter Hamster's shop got me INSTA FUCKED UP LMAO 💀

[@Franklin_Payne]

0:40 No, it's not Bethesda's game. In Bethesda's game it would take 10 critical head shots to kill NPC. Plus, there wouldn't be any kind of Makarov pistol, there would be some kind 18.67845mm pistol with the size of a soviet "Rocket" vacuum cleaner, with bolt mechanism inside the grip and magazine sticking from the top of the barrel. Plus, there would be some kind of cryo-nano-plasma effect on the weapon, which does cryo-nano-plasma critical damage with each shot. Plus, there would be bottle caps instead of blood. Plus, there would be car's ventilation grills instead of body armour and Krusty Krabs instead of helmets and balaclavas.

[@muaxh03]

There’s a makarov pistol in fallout 4

[@Ananonymousguy-nk9oj]

​@@muaxh03It's a Walther PPK

[@qtam76]

​@@muaxh03Are you mistake a Walther PPK with Makarov pistol?

[@RealSless]

Plus, the NPC wouldn't actually die. They'd sit on the ground for a few minutes before getting back up, as they're marked "essential".

[@Franklin_Payne]

@@muaxh03 With mods? Honestly I've never been able to finish the fourth Fallout. Tried three times, every time I endured it for one-two hours and then this "game" caused me nausea. And this is not an exaggeration. Visual design looks goofy and cartoonish, game play mechanics and balance are childish and primitive, while plot and dialogues looks so theatrically dramatic, that their combination literally caused me an urge to vomit. The whole "game" looks like somebody tried to make super-duper cereal version of 60s child cartoon or turn Leslie Nielsen's movie into drama.

[@compassghost]

Missed an opportunity by having Peek just show a bit of the loading screen behind the door :V

[@muaxh03]

lmao

[@sbeneficibenefici]

Forgot to add an Exoesqueleton after 20 mins of playtime.

[@dewrow]

You actually can find and exoskeleton at the beginning of a game near Yaniv station. It will be very hard, and frustrating but still possible.

[@thewitchidolsachika6682]

you can also get the same one with much less hassle in pripyat or take a spare one from the shelves of one of the buildings in the cooling towers region, though it sucks because it doesn't have the sprint modifier.

[@dewrow]

@@thewitchidolsachika6682 in ultimate edition you're litteraly getting the best not exo suit stash location after you open "big zone".

[@TheRegularGamer]

Unrealistic. He could actually kill NPCs. We all know they only go into knockdown state, because they're needed for some optional dialogue in an optional quest, on an optional planet that only unlocks after 95% of the game is complete and has no impact on the outcome of the story despite setting of a civil war between two giant corporations who have a total of 4 npcs working at their facilities.

[@OmegaEnvych]

There are cases of NPCs that you can't kill in Stalker 2 (as well as in older games) but in this series characters just cannot attack "Essential" NPCs instead of making them taking 0 damage. And the fact that there are infinitely smaller amount of such characters or they appear in zones where you can't use weapons, also helps to make it look less stupid.

[@arealhumanbean4806]

"With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created."

[@SteelRider]

Zone never changes - John Stalker

[@ThatOneGothWitch]

You forget the 1000+ bullets to kill 1 human

[@momsspaghetti4064]

"Realism" the studio said. 😂

[@momsspaghetti4064]

"Realism" would be finding parts to repair weapons or enhance weapons like in Fallout 4. Not pay an arm and leg in an environment that for some freaking reason has a currency called coupons even though the rest of the world isn't fucked. Why? Wtf why? Lmfao

[@bigswigg3631]

Instead we have 1000 bullets to kill mutants

[@skibidi_skif]

​@@bigswigg3631 Fr fr

[@southernbrain691]

​@@momsspaghetti4064go play GAMMA if thats what you want. Its not a priority to make it realistic,go complain about food and bandages storing your health.

[@minty257]

If everybody is having performance issues now with stalkers, with bethesda at the helm, it would be 50 times worse, and there would be the possibility of it being abandoned.

[@davidkyo1985]

Which is why I find it a little bit weird that so many people are going on about what a terrible launch this has been while Bethesda gets away with much worse crap that they don't even bother fixing. The majority of issues I had at launch (some uneven performance and broken quests) have already been fixed and I disagree with the consensus that it's LiTeRaLLy uNpLaYaBle without A-Life. (Clear Sky apparently had A-Life and it was a silly mess anyway with base sieges occurring every 5 minutes.)

[@f0x4nn3]

xD classic Bethesda experience indeed, not enough loading screens tho.

[@strider_093]

"must have been the wind" -John Stalker

[@overengineer7538]

Сколько стоит игра сталкер 2 и где купить лицензию ???

[@freedomislie]

this video proves how important game design is, if stalker 2 was like that, i would hate it

[@thewarmwind6171]

What gets me is that these mechanics were fine back in Fallout 3, but that Bethesda still thinks they're still fine in Starfield. And then they basically bury their head in the sand about it and talk about how they're "industry leaders" while AA studios are beating them at their own game.

[@alexwalshaw5897]

"Must have been the wind" is too accurate😂

[@wombslayer]

guns look to realistic and actually function properly

[@muaxh03]

If you look at the mp5 it’s left handed just like how Bethesda games would do

[@rajslifabian6742]

@@muaxh03 for how much i used it your comment made me realise it lmao (well its just the ejection port they might fix it)

[@davidkyo1985]

My major issue there is that there's barely any correlation between caliber and damage/penetration. That should depend more on the ammo and less on the gun itself. In the previous games, the starter pistols were pretty much useless unless you were up against an unarmoured human enemy (who was less than 5 feet away), now Skif's 9x18 pistol hits harder than a .45 one. (It's also a quest item so you cannot drop it, this can be a boon while fighting those midget telekineticists called burers.) Also, that Rhino revolver doesn't look or feel like it's actually chambered for 9x39 rifle rounds. It should have its separate ammunition category.

[@JKAMAD]

the fact that when i clicked the video my pc blue screen made the experience 10000 times better

[@JKAMAD]

truly bethesda

[@frankenwaifu8092]

If Bethesda made Stalker 2, all of the guns would be mirrored, some would be missing screws, none of them have safeties or fire selectors, some won't even have a trigger, and all the lmgs would have a water-cooled barrel Edit: Rifles fire pistol cartridges even though their magazines should fit a rifle round and pistols extract massive casings.

[@lightmetro7508]

And there'd be a useless pipe weapon category that doesn't function

[@xirofid6022]

dude says ''must have been the wind'' 😭

[@_--__--___.3]

john stalker is my fav npc

[@KadeFitzhenry]

I love how the ES4 soundtrack has become the universal Bethesda meme music

[@JRDB93]

‘It just works’ - Todd Howard

[@Hadgerz]

this, but it would also be built in the same engine as the first game, slightly modified and held together with duct tape and spaghetti code.

[@ColonelZoren]

It was you, Jhon! You're the Stalker!

[@eyesack6845]

That last bit genuinely scared me for a second

[@Misu88]

It's scary how accurate this is

[@WhosHorrify]

This is a reminder to be grateful for what we got

[@yezzirp__]

I like how calm the music is while he casually shoots a white preston garvey in the head 😂🤣

[@BAHO2d]

You got me right at the start with the loading screen after doors 😄

[@LOL2YOU]

That loading screen fucking killed me 😂

[@Fake_Dozer]

Nah, that 99 capacity gauss rifle.

[@captainamvv7135]

It's difficult to believe on a purely technical level that Stalker 2 and Starfield are only a few years apart

[@lexalexa3604]

Yeah, somehow f4 is almost 10 years old and has a more dense world.

[@lennartj.8072]

Don't forget Cyberpunk and Red Dead 2 released years before Starfield

[@Some.Canadian]

@@lexalexa3604 Only thing holding Stalker back at the moment is the lack of a-life. Somehow Shadow of Chernobyl is 8 years older and has better radiant ai systems, not to mention the successors. You can relax a little though, jank is the binding feature that seems hold these communities in harmony.

[@andriitelipko438]

@@Some.Canadian I hear a lot of takes about A-life being missed, but to be honest I don't see how the player is affected in any way by wheather the npc group wandering around will spawn/despawn 500m away from them or if their existence is calcuilated outside of player's current area, the end result is still the same, a couple of guys you meet are deafault npcs just wandering around, A-life sounds like a cool technical feature but to this day I see no impact on gameplay from it's implimintation, both in practice in classics or in theory in Stalker 2

[@Some.Canadian]

@@andriitelipko438 It made the game play out differently on every playthrough, a quest giver might get killed by a mutant or opposing faction, or decide to go to an entirely different map by the time you finished your task. Another stalker might beat you to the punch on finding an artifact where you could've gotten it yourself if you had been earlier. Having to tread carefully through areas because whoever was there the last time might have changed, a dangerous area before might have been taken over by a friendly faction or a mutant/s. It's sort of like Bethesdas radiant ai, just with a lot less hard scripting and giving them more ways to achieve the tasks given to the ai. All while playing out organically (for the most part). Hard to see how things like that couldn't change or influence the gameplay.

[@felixtaceht]

This was so much better than I expected.

[@STALKER2BRO]

If Bethesda made STALKER 2, we’d probably have mutants glitch-dancing in the Zone, vendors floating through anomalies, and an epic main quest you accidentally bypass because you got lost in side missions. Thankfully, STALKER 2 stays true to its gritty, immersive roots. I also create videos about STALKER 2, capturing its unique atmosphere. What’s one Bethesda-style “feature” you think would completely change the Zone?

[@lexalexa3604]

But s2 is a buggy mess already, what are you talking about, lol.

[@1yu8omir]

Stalker is more buggy then any Bethesda game

[@OmegaEnvych]

@@1yu8omir Fallout 76 at month of the launch anyone?

[@SimplyTakuma]

All games have a charm. 😂 00:11 And this loading screen text lmao

[@jaegertwo-one9867]

I allready knew what was gonna happen when he walked up to the first door 🤣

[@ZoofyZoof]

You forgot the characters the game refuses to let you kill

[@dsagent]

Needs more loading screens.

[@CarissaNomadic]

I'm shocked it ran so smooth XD

[@hunter_mo-on]

That blue screen caught me off guard😂😂

[@Orgi3]

It blows my mind this is crazy

[@blakty2]

That FOV moment slayed me

[@yak-machining]

Well the dialogue and the body animation between npc's and you could be from Bethesda. Or when you shoot Roosevelt too early and get in his office he miraculously stands up with holes in his head😂

[@pasikonik7637]

I started watching your videos when DL2 was released, you were at 30k subs or something, now you're at 150k! Congrats bro!

[@muaxh03]

Thanks!

[@nikolaisteklov686]

➕ Every loading includes shader rebuild 😂

[@lyr1kn156]

I have a clip of Hamster and Ricochet walking into a doorway and just slumping like a Bethesda NPC

[@lagfx9]

bro I thought my pc crashed with that end lmao

[@ArandomPerson7996]

Ultimate edition with real Radioactivity

[@zeynepazraa]

Loading screen and Preston Garvey 😂😅

[@rewindgames101]

i thought my computer died at the end 💀

[@GodOfWrath7]

I need a mod on xbox that adds a power armor so I can go out at night without shitting my pants

[@tiztiziani434]

You mean the already existing exo skeletons?

[@GodOfWrath7]

@tiztiziani434 nope, power armor just like fallout

[@MaidenLoaf]

​@@GodOfWrath7 Fallout 3 power armour is basically just armour with extra steps tho

[@GodOfWrath7]

@@MaidenLoaf i want something like t60 to tank a chimera

[@JupitertheGiant]

RIP to the fallen who bought the Ultimate edition

[@JJDaMan808]

Ah, typical npc fashion great representation 😂

[@GiveUpTheD]

If Bethesda made Stalker 2 then it would be available in Russia with proper language support

[@SchizophrenicWithAGun69]

Hey that's good, isn't it?

[@yam_fasrpawn]

Yeah, in the universe where Stalker 2 is made by Bethesda and Russia didn't invade a sovereign country

[@iamdjiamput7552]

LMAO John Stalker's must have been the wind is like most bethesda thing 😂😂😂

[@silver_forest-k5i]

HE REALLY SAID ABOUT WIND

[@Itsakia]

I rate this video a 5/10 on the loading screens scale 😁

[@PassiveSinner]

You forgot the CCCG !!! Creation Club Cash Grab.

[@dmytro_dd]

Gun with OVER 9000 charge 😂

[@brettmessick552]

I have ptsd from those pc crashes

[@keepithandy8688]

OKAY WE'RE GOOD 🔥

[@lightmetro7508]

You forgot the part where it takes 5 headshots from stealth to kill a bandit

[@miroslavzima8856]

Don´t forget DLC pop-up if you want to enter new zone.

[@Slavkoste]

It's funny, but every time enemies spawn behind me and the battle music starts playing, I constantly get that Oblivion vibe

[@Bourinos02]

At least the tips are honest xD

[@citrus5430]

Nah, they'd spend more budget on Bethesda logo

[@FallKrietr]

If Bethestha made this, instead of 2 ads, its will be 50 ads and a pass to your mon each watch. Just like this vid'd kid in the future.

[@-Rambi-]

It just works.

[@ASBA1991]

I already thought Bethesda was behind it anyway.

[@sebs-shenanigans]

*JOHN STALKER* Phahahhahaha Nice one.

[@tiramisophonyaa]

what is that weapon at 1:04 and is it actually in the game

[@pelmeshka_1_year_ago]

Its the gauss gun fr, it was in ALL parts of Stalker

[@SleepyCapy]

It’s the Gauss rifle. And it is in game. No idea where to find it.

[@dewrow]

Scar's EM-1 rifle. A variant of a Gauss rifle with iron sight. Cannot be obtained in regular game. Only if you kill Scar at the very end. Amd of course you can't keep it after ending.

[@dewrow]

​@@SleepyCapyPrypiat Prometheus cinema. Ammo can be bought at Yaniv and "Energetic".

[@pelmeshka_1_year_ago]

@@SleepyCapy pripyat ig, some late game lock 💯

[@residual_soap]

I was just thinking last night during my play through how different Stalker would be if we had VATS. But there really is no special powers the player has other than the ability to Save scum.

[@southernbrain691]

in stalker 2 there is no more savescum,but this is backed up by being easy as hell,even on veteran mode

[@residual_soap]

@ I'm having issues on Xbox, its definitely challenging and I've never played Stalker before but the aiming is different than what I am use to! Also thank god there isn't auto aim

[@lexalexa3604]

@@southernbrain691 u can still save almost everywhere, there are save scum possibilities.

[@residual_soap]

@ to some. I feel like first tome Stalker players are going to take a little bit to get use to

[@davidkyo1985]

I've played through all the previous titles (COP still holds up I think, or a heavily modded SOC, I didn't like CS at all) and still, every single time a horde of those annoying rats ("hamsters") shows up I almost wish there was a VATS system or some activated bullet time ability. Or if the knife had a more generous hitbox at the very least. I find it really embarrassing when I'm trying to hunt down the last 3-4 after having thinned out their numbers with a grenade or two and I hose down half my pistol reserves before managing to hit them or flailing away at them with the knife - and missing - while they bite my face off. This actually wouldn't be so difficult in real life.

[@od13166]

While bethesda games you spent less time walking since fast travel😅

[@dubjubs]

Doesn't Stalker 2 have fast travel? I haven't played it yet but I do remember Clear sky having it although it costed currency and was limited

[@od13166]

@dubjubs its useless since most of major Quest is far away from fast travel point then you actually rum through it

[@dubjubs]

@@od13166 Ah I see. Yeah it'd be nice if the fast travel was more on par with Bethesda games

[@mikeyb.0121]

Bethesda game would have less bugs, and that’s really saying something

[@CommandoX798]

You forgot the 30 fps cap and stutters.

[@darthvocrum5719]

funny thing is, even with 1000 loadng screens, if this was made by them, i'd still have more content and i'd be more fun xD

[@dubjubs]

I doubt that considering how bad Starfield and 76 turned out. You could argue for Fallout 4 possibly but as much as I like Stalker, New Vegas is more fun in my opinion. Unless you're meaning Stalker would be more fun which I'd agree because modern Bethesda sucks

[@nex_1ne]

Yeah the gun would take up 75% of the screen

[@th3druminator]

Bethesda's stealth works better than Stalker 2 though

[@RealParadox85]

WAY better, because Stalker's doesn't work at all. Enemies instantly know where you are always lol

[@henriquefraga4486]

​@@RealParadox85the thing that is annoying me the most sometimes is the fact that the enemies really do see you behind anything. If you get into a fight against enemies that can use grenades they will land the grenade right on your feet even if you are standing behind a fence wall moving around. Yeah the grenades are quite easy to escape, but still...

[@LieThePenguin]

​@@RealParadox85your game is either bugged or you are used to Bethesda poorly made "stealth". Because in my game stealth works perfectly fine. The problem is is that the game doesn't explain it's stealth mechanics to you. Enemies can see your flashlight and will aggro. There is a noise level in the game(that blue bar below the compass) the level of lighting, amount of cover, and the weather also play affects into your stealth. Crouching infront of someone with a "high stealth stat" doesn't = hidden. The stealth is a lot more indepth and difficult to do is all. So if you are behind cover and the enemies line of sight isn't on you and you move away from that area without them seeing you they won't know you've left that cover and will continue to fire on it/grenades it or approach to check it in which you can come up behind them or shoot at them from a different point without them realizing you're there. The AI is actually rather good. They find cover, they use grenades to force you out from cover. They flank. They will do suppressing fire and so on. All they gotta do is fix the A-life/spawning system. Because outside of that it's UMPH.

[@denfire5063]

just so you know, he was using a cheat to make him undetectable in this scenes btw

[@henriquefraga4486]

@@denfire5063 yeah I noticed that 😂. Cause I got detected even when coming from behind and the AI seems to be quite suspicious most of the time with tendency to look behind themselves

[@duccithedoot]

John Stalker

[@warrior_white]

ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ I've been blue screened so many times while playing that I doubt I'll ever run fallout.

[@PabloHernandez-gl5ij]

Thank the stars that wasn't the case😂

[@best8559]

Спасибо братуха 😂😂😂

[@AlanSmith88888]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Its funny because its true

[@RAY-S88]

Xtremely accurate!

[@Bobby-z6c]

Anyone know if the patches addressed the compiler awhen you start the game every time?

[@TheTrueOxMan]

Bethesda did make stalker 2

[@Babagadouche117]

What I’m saying 😂 this game sucks as much cock as any Todd Slop game

[@holyhuckleberries1319]

Thank you for taking care of the guy who wanted us to save ANOTHER settlement. I already built 420 sentry turrets to defend each 69 of our settlements! Have to put our foot down somewhere.

[@holyhuckleberries1319]

Wait it was the other way around :'0

[@overengineer7538]

Сколько стоит игра сталкер 2 и где купить лицензию ???

[@incandescent9525]

Nah, this is obviously modded, the settlement guy should've been essential

[@1yu8omir]

Every named npc is essential

[@DanVille1000]

Seems Bethesda did make Stalker this time.

[@lukaslanger8077]

That engine is way to beautiful to be a bethesda game. Creation engine looks like UE3.

[@TalesOfWar]

UE3 supports proper open worlds and asset streaming. Far, far too advanced for Bethesda.

[@johnsmith-th9jj]

you forgot the games tick system would be tied the frame rate

[@chanjiayang9595]

Hey you missed the pick pocket thing!!!!

[@IdontKnow-hs3xq]

In the end i believed(

[@Oleh-w6m]

where you get gauss gun without scope?

[@ололо-ъ2з]

Well, Bethesda games do not despawn NPCs one they're out of sight...

[@shiby1860]

0:40 more like if gsc made stalker 2

[@gaysquared235]

…gauss rifle iron sights?

[@kjuitghjkijuh3220]

Bethesda 2024 vs GSC Game World 2007 vs some fan made mod game 2010