If Bible Characters had iPhones

John Crist and Trey Kennedy break down what it would have been like if Bible Characters had iPhones.
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[@chusn1]

"How did Jesus get a blue check..he has 12 followers!!"

[@Elovexxx]

Abbyn V I’m so stupid i missed the 12 followers bit😫

[@dashernation3343]

Elove Xx 0:22

[@Elovexxx]

baGby Sepins I heard it but I didn’t clock the joke

[@JoeDFWAviation]

Abbyn V oh duh, blue check. I didn’t get that at first 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@Sisyphu.s]

Abbyn V vertified of the eyes are God

[@othertuber707]

*If Noah Instagrams one more time about his DIY Project I'm done.*

[@HistorywithMalachi]

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@thelncbros.85]

Samantha62 Chew62 😂

[@emmaociee]

I'm not getting on that boat.

[@marimayn716]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@j.b.8968]

And NO invite? How rude!!

[@tonysimonelli20]

“I sent a fire emoji and they got all offended.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I lost it

[@rbbabyblues]

Yes 😂😂😂

[@martalover17]

I've been to Bible study so much I got that straight away This man is comedy gold

[@SadelovesJesus]

Hahaha that's the one that got me.... hahahaha that was hands down the best one.....man... I've never laughed so hard.....

[@ace-4634]

I didn’t laugh because I didn’t understand any of the references, I’ve never read the Bible lol

[@SweetLove4Change08]

My fave by far. Well and Lots daughter having a baby.

[@Carina5707]

You guys missed the golden opportunity. “Dude, Lot just posted on Facebook that they decided to move out of Sodom and Gomorrah.” “Yeah his wife seems pretty salty about it.”

[@chloejones7993]

MOST UNDERRATED COMMENT, OMG!!

[@abigailbarclay2352]

Omg this is golden

[@jriles174]

👏👏👏, bravo sir.

[@entlove1]

G-e-n-i-u-s 😎🤙🏽

[@ChaseCarrington]

Brilliant.

[@kalel0192]

"Dude they're selling Joseph" "Can you do that?"

[@unacceptablesisterpeter3431]

Kijiji

[@freestuffforlife101]

Level 100 trader

[@MelB868]

Joseph was sold as a slave in Egypt

[@NobleVagabond2552]

Actually yes, according to this shit yes

[@MimiDidIt1st]

⚰️

[@charity6190]

“Aww, Abraham and Isaac posted a selfie that they are headed to the mountains for a little father and son trip!” “Amazing!” “What could go wrong?” “I dunno.” “Wait, what’s that rope for?” 😂😂😂😂

[@Branbran1993]

Charity Zie That part is what caused me to especially crack 😂😂🤣

[@josieelise2709]

Lou Gayming read the Bible story

[@legendarytat8278]

2:17

[@Truth_Seeker1202]

Wait what shouldnt that be Ishmael instead of Isaac?

[@somebodytouchamespaghetta5435]

Little does Isaac know that his father's almost gonna kill him.

[@KateRekrut]

Eve's asking for new phone recommendations. I told her Android's better but she's all about Apple.

[@grim3646]

Kate R She’s all about the dark side of life

[@ADayInLisasLife3947]

Kate R, that's a great one!

[@lalalaura4382]

😉

[@mrdapperness1199]

Omg yes

[@jonathanbuell2297]

Shut up

[@candiigurl7893]

"He only has like, 12 followers!" Bruh. 😂

[@lilamontoya5609]

i didn't get that until now

[@jk-yg8pl]

12 disciples lollll

[@blondie4lyfe245]

Lila Montoya Me either😂

[@shashavengesayi6055]

I know right

[@techy804]

make sense

[@rcae1130]

When Moses got sick, doctor told him to take 2 tablets.

[@extrapathos]

XD

[@itsjuliam]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@arandomuser9459]

Okay that ones good.

[@somebodytouchamespaghetta5435]

And then he broke the 2 tablets. So the doctor made a new one.

[@Amtheystsky]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@summerparker477]

“ If Noah instagrams about his DIY project again I’m done” LOL!!

[@christinanez4176]

I'm not getting on that boat...

[@knjjah2776]

"I ain't gettin on that boat" 👀

[@doggoslayer5679]

Why is it raining so much? Edit: hey Noah can I come on your boat now. . . I’m kinda drowning

[@thefangrell5787]

When you grew up in the church and understand all the references. This is gold 👌

[@lisacallan5462]

Same 😂

[@christianfreedom-seeker2025]

I grew up ATHEIST and I understood all the references! I just plunged myself into nonstop study using original sources for almost 15 years after I became a Christian.

[@BTSxARMY-qs2vc]

The Fangrell lol true tho 😂😂

[@gn3101]

Right?????

[@a.elsagonzalez6824]

Amen!!

[@tashacharity1922]

"Do you follow Saul?" "No, why?" "He changed his username to Paul" 🤣🤣That's how I choked on my juice

[@KM-vz9df]

I love how they mentioned Paul being in prison before ever mentioning his name change. Lol

[@zoebrugg7594]

A good one would have been "Which Saul?"

[@CassandraBankson]

*Im on Facebook marketplace he’s trying to sell his brother can he do that?!* I died.

[@mikaylagrace9106]

OMG I LOVE UR VIDS CASSANDRA! I’m doing a 30 day vegan challenge bc of you✨ so happy you watch JohnnChrist too

[@CassandraBankson]

Mikayla Grace 😍❤️💕

[@jusappia1580]

😅

[@vP3ppy]

Could've Used Ebay

[@cg0825]

You still wearing that colorful robe. Don't you think you need a new fashion statement. Joseph: Dream on...

[@thatguitardude4307]

I think the best part is that John and Trey are laughing half of the time at their own jokes! It makes it so much funnier because it's like it's not even scripted!

[@thatguitardude4307]

Also, I don't want to be that guy, but thank you all for the likes!

[@etherealstars5766]

It may not have been scripted... But it sure was scriptured!

[@cayleyish7357]

Who knew every reference?

[@Nangondo]

I did .... too funny....

[@dr.edwards8340]

LMBO!

[@e.nicholelewis1561]

Shani Pottinger Me!!!

[@bradygerig6280]

yep

[@christinemurunga986]

I did you enjoy it more

[@user-vd2jk7dl3p]

"Wait, what's that rope for?" HaHAHAHAH!!!🤣

[@izzywoods794]

DeShiia Coleman omgggg

[@juanramon3223]

I didn't understand that one

[@Xevothian]

Juan Ramon Abraham ties up Isaac, following God’s commands, and is getting ready to sacrifice Isaac when God intervenes telling him that he has a lamb to sacrifice in Isaac’s stead.

[@lyricshelper2042]

You had 666 likes

[@freestuffforlife101]

That's how God works. (Mafia meme

[@genesiszuniga4088]

“Bro’ you’re following the women at the well?” “Is not like that...” “Check your heart dude.”🤣😂 Too much!!

[@wildmysticess]

I've been laughing for 5 minutes straight bc of that last "check your heart" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[@jj5515]

Cant stop laughing - even after watching it a few times. "Check your Heart " lol

[@ephatraceykalorib8645]

Nailed it! 😂😂😂😂

[@pinkrose282]

😆😆

[@garlicgirl3149]

I cracked up!!!

[@elizabeth6134]

“How did Jesus get verified He only has like, 12 followers” STOP 😂

[@theriverross9959]

looooool

[@mushtashio9902]

Lovely

[@lulooper]

I GET IT LMAO 😂

[@Comrade2face]

Xaxaxa

[@cg0825]

Moses' GPS...cross the Red Sea in 2 miles turn right to Mount Sinai. Continue 3 days through desert. ETA Thursday ...Recalculating, recalculating ETA 40 years...

[@codyevaristo8029]

That's because someone lost a penny and they had to backtrack

[@chucklin9629]

KZbin put something Bible related on trending... this is a first.

[@fpp144]

And it has actual GOOD comments. Its an act of God lol

[@pamelalawhon3536]

No kidding. Hysterically funny without being crude. Well only a little.

[@olivia-oz3qe]

Chuck Lin it’s because they’re mocking Jesus

[@chucklin9629]

I mean, kind of. His material is not really very funny, but I don't think John Crist means to mock Christians or Jesus.

[@olivia-oz3qe]

@@chucklin9629 i think he is mocking though..

[@allys744]

“David is liking Bathsheba’s spring break pics!”

[@kevinseanzebua6342]

😱

[@triplestixiii9348]

You’re following the woman at the well??? Check your heart. 😂😂

[@tabithathewholistic]

😆😆

[@joshuadonahue5871]

Dr Bob approves this username

[@tsmith1391]

I literally can't stop laughing at this part!!🤣😂🤣

[@gabeinthebox]

I don’t get this one, plz help

[@sc-vs2pl]

I think it's about Isaac's wife Rebekah. Abraham's servant has found her at the well

[@rae-michellel6878]

“Maybe he’s in prison again? Again?” LOL

[@nataliemartin8288]

😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@dannybenhur6123]

This channel is way too underrated...This is a masterpiece...

[@jerseyjess7826]

Oh my God... Lot's daughter is pregnant. "I wonder who the Dad is". Haven't laughed that hard in awhile!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@aubsmart86]

Jessica Like I'm going to give my real name sammmee!! 😂😂😂

[@SpartyBeaumont]

Too far. :) I erupted in laughter!

[@racheljill8213]

The beauty of this humor is it’s universal appeal, which isn’t mockery, nor is it making light of the sin Our Saviour, YahShua, paid such an enormous price for... but rather serving a purpose - *to bring these things BACK into the minds of His people* ... to jog or trigger your mind to stay focused on His Word and things of the Spirit. It should prompt the unlearned to study and find out what they missed, and it should powerfully reinforce the memory of the verses brought to light so they stay fresh in your mind, heart and soul. This also helps draw in those who might not otherwise hear - I saw kind comments even from those professing to be Muslim! Imagine Father using humor as a vehicle to draw little children, older kids, teens, and *ALL men to Himself* through His Son, YahShua Ha Maschiach, our Messiah! And *using humor to create an interest and curiosity for His Word!* No harm, no foul. As the *body* of Christ, YahShua, we all have different purposes, different skills - and it takes all different kinds of people to reach everyone... some will hear Him clearly through study, while others hear Him in hymns and music, and we should all hear Him in worship. These men are reaching to members not yet in the family - but who WILL be heirs of Salvation - as the fishers of men Christ taught us to be - consider that even lifting Father’s Word in humor makes excellent bait! Let - Everything - your hand finds to do be done with all your mind, heart, soul and strength as unto God and not unto men.

[@tupokiwe]

Lol...this one killed me.

[@sumiko1978a]

Leah Warrington Genesis 19: 30-38

[@totesme14]

Yeah, I'm gonna need a part 2 on this

[@bodyofhope]

Yep. Or a series

[@racheljill8213]

Yes! Part 2, Please! The beauty of this humor is it’s universal appeal, which isn’t mockery, nor is it making light of the sin Our Saviour, YahShua, paid such an enormous price for... but rather serving a purpose - *to bring these things BACK into the minds of His people* ... to jog or trigger your mind to stay focused on His Word and things of the Spirit. It should prompt the unlearned to study and find out what they missed, and it should powerfully reinforce the memory of the verses brought to light so they stay fresh in your mind, heart and soul. This also helps draw in those who might not otherwise hear - I saw kind comments even from those professing to be Muslim! Imagine Father using humor as a vehicle to draw little children, older kids, teens, and *ALL men to Himself* through His Son, YahShua Ha Maschiach, our Messiah! And *using humor to create an interest and curiosity for His Word!* No harm, no foul. Remember we are the *body* of Christ, YahShua, but we all have different purposes, different skills - and it takes all different kinds of people to reach everyone... some will hear Him clearly through study, while others hear Him in hymns and music, and we should all hear Him in worship. These men are reaching to members not yet in the family - but who WILL be heirs of Salvation - as the fishers of men Christ taught us to be - consider that even lifting Father’s Word in humor makes excellent bait! Let - Everything - your hand finds to do be done with all your mind, heart, soul and strength as unto God and not unto men. To the *pure* at heart *all* things are pure; but to the froward all things are froward or unsavory... Another word for froward would be “scornful.” *Psalm **18:26* With the pure thou wilt shew thyself pure; and with the froward thou wilt shew thyself froward. *2 Samuel **22:27* *With the pure thou wilt shew thyself pure;*. and with the froward thou wilt shew thyself unsavoury. *Titus **1:15* *Unto the pure all things are pure*: but unto them that are defiled and unbelieving is nothing pure; but even their mind and conscience is defiled. *Proverbs 21:8* The way of man is froward and strange: but as for the *pure*, his work is right.

[@jlp4246]

Dude you're a psycho lol. Love it! Definitively a series

[@matthewdetling9264]

soulfulpizza14 totally agree

[@franciswalker6631]

Yes, please! This was great years ago, and it still rocks!!!! Please, please do another one. Please, please please. This stuff never gets old. 😆

[@somecrazyveteran]

I got one “Dude have you seen Ruth’s status update?” “No, why?” “She went from Married, to widowed to married again”

[@davidwarmels7945]

Accidentally hit the thumbs down button. Was trying to hit more comments.

[@nsphilippe]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@somecrazyveteran]

@@nsphilippe glad someone thought that was funny

[@heidibowie]

Why is my favorite part when they break character and crack themselves up?! 😂 Good time, guys!

[@kajlove1]

Mine too!

[@katelyn.elizabeth374]

I've watched this video 3 times and the Jonah one get me everytime😂😂 "maybe he doesn't have service" 😂

[@mosoho]

ALastingBeauty that’s my favorite too!

[@lykiqueen1476]

@Legend Spryzen Requiem Jonah is saved by being swallowed by a large fish, where he spends 3 days and 3 nights until he begins to pray to God, leading to God commanding the fish to spit Jonah out

[@danielboggan2479]

Legend Spryzen Requiem Jonah was swallowed by a whale for three days after running from God.

[@tez817]

616 likes??

[@noelleb2844]

I don't get it😭

[@noahcallaway7574]

*Have you seen seen Lot's status update??* *Soddom and Gamora is Lit!!* *When Lot posted it, his wife got super salty!!*

[@williamgreen5971]

Lol!! This is great!!

[@vfh9277]

Damn tho lol

[@BookReviewsWithBecky]

Good one!

[@sophialiamia4604]

Hahahaaaa this is great 😂😂😂

[@codyevaristo8029]

What happens in gamora stays in gamora.

[@Rebecca-asdf]

lollll when they laugh at their own jokes and break character 😂

[@kevinseanzebua6342]

Maybe he's in jail again Again? 😂😂😂

[@Jesuspadawan]

Noah’s DIY project. “I ain’t gettin’ on that boat.” Lol

[@missn2021]

Good one! 😂😂😂😂

[@jonm3047]

I have one... “Oh look Solomon’s Getting Married Again.” “Ugh. Again? How many does that make?” “That would be 700.”

[@somebodytouchamespaghetta5435]

1,000*

[@starwarsdude2225]

It would be better if you said he's changed his relationship status.

[@prettysimplemusic]

Group chat with Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego (fire emoji) 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Y’all dudes are wild!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Adegail_]

PrettySimpleMusic one of my fave lines 🤣🤣

[@priscilliambemba8888]

PrettySimpleMusic I dead at this one 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@clairufo]

Can somebody please tell me who those people are because I'm not familiar with them? Thanks!

[@barackobama7177]

don't worry claire theyre all fake just like god allahu akbar

[@TheJicssgr4h]

I love how he pronounced abednego incorrect!! 😂😂

[@ElijahZielke]

Do I look like Adam to you? 😂

[@dominickbasso2523]

Elijah Zielke i so desperately want to like this but it’s also at 666 likes and I’d rather keep it that way

[@ElijahZielke]

Dominick Basso LoL that is crazy 😝

[@krausemaker3127]

You look like you have a good channel for a new chanel

[@ElijahZielke]

Krause Maker thanks bro!!!!!!!!

[@MelB868]

It has 14 thousand likes for this video

[@miss_anthrope5198]

"I'm in this group chat with Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego and I sent a fire emoji and they all got offended

[@tp9795]

Mb Doxa baby Christian here, and I just read a bit of Daniel.. so happy I got the reference haha

[@lilmermaid2342]

I actually understand all of this... thank you bible studies. 🙏🏻

[@silasmayes7954]

Went to a Christian school for 7 years so it makes it halarious!

[@thebovineavenger]

Right. Those were great. I give them 3 Thorny crowns.

[@GuardiansCreed]

I dont get the Lots baby one? Explain?

[@slicedtoad]

@@GuardiansCreed Incest. Specifically, his daughters got him drunk and they both got pregnant.

[@lilmermaid2342]

Guardians Creed the babies are his...

[@joyce_music]

The breaks in character *KILL* mehhh 🤣😂. I adore you both. Thx for the uncontrollable fits of giggles.

[@emmaociee]

Those are literally my favorite parts. They can't NOT laugh at themselves🤣

[@joyce_music]

I know, right!! 😂

[@ParisienneFarmgirl]

The breaks are my fav.

[@joyce_music]

Sameee!! 🤣

[@beulaho]

When Trey said "Jesus is on the way..." I was like "No boy, Jesus IS the way!" 🐟🍞

[@xxxtheawsomellamaxxxjackso9708]

Yes

[@BlakeJ-ex7th]

Jesus is on they way. AKA the rapture

[@jenesha5055]

Wwwwooowwwwww!

[@monikag1323]

Aaaaand here we have the inspiration for the Bible verse lady.

[@shobnasegran2775]

You got that right mate! 😁😊🖒

[@justinknitter6057]

“Bro do you have the location on for the children of Israel? They’re literally just wandering around. It makes no sense.”

[@a_noelles]

😄

[@Gbutler777]

Hilarious

[@lalalaura4382]

Lol

[@inputname2727]

This was awesome but David and Bathsheba and Joseph's brothers was pure gold 😂

[@racheljill8213]

The beauty of this humor is it’s universal appeal, which isn’t mockery, nor is it making light of the sin Our Saviour, YahShua, paid such an enormous price for... but rather serving a purpose - *to bring these things BACK into the minds of His people* ... to jog or trigger your mind to stay focused on His Word and things of the Spirit. It should prompt the unlearned to study and find out what they missed, and it should powerfully reinforce the memory of the verses brought to light so they stay fresh in your mind, heart and soul. This also helps draw in those who might not otherwise hear - I saw kind comments even from those professing to be Muslim! Imagine Father using humor as a vehicle to draw little children, older kids, teens, and *ALL men to Himself* through His Son, YahShua Ha Maschiach, our Messiah! And *using humor to create an interest and curiosity for His Word!* No harm, no foul. As the *body* of Christ, YahShua, we all have different purposes, different skills - and it takes all different kinds of people to reach everyone... some will hear Him clearly through study, while others hear Him in hymns and music, and we should all hear Him in worship. These men are reaching to members not yet in the family - but who WILL be heirs of Salvation - as the fishers of men Christ taught us to be - consider that even lifting Father’s Word in humor makes excellent bait! Let - Everything - your hand finds to do be done with all your mind, heart, soul and strength as unto God and not unto men.

[@lcc9769]

I died at "what's that rope for?"

[@kendullanderson2833]

This JUST might be the best thing since Veggies Tales 💀🔥💯😭😂

[@arandomuser9459]

KendullTheOriginal What’s veggie tales?

[@testimonytimewitht]

fact

[@chelseagames3370]

@@arandomuser9459 veggie tales was a Christian animated childrens show

[@Charity.S]

loolll yeasssss

[@reatlegilemalope6959]

BRO, I JUST GOT A VENMO REQUEST FROM JUDAS 😕😕 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@alexandraslibrary]

Hahaha this is so witty. The Saul/Paul name change lol.

[@unacceptablesisterpeter3431]

Pauls in prison again

[@karatesoccerbaseball]

Actually it wasn't a name change. Saul is his Hebrew/Jewish name, while Paul was his Latin/Greek/Roman name. Saul/Paul was Jewish, but also a Roman citizen, so he had special privileges (i.e. beheading instead of crucifixion)

[@sburns90]

"Dude, Lot's daughter is pregnant, I wonder who the father is." - - - I died when I heard that.

[@jpg7616]

How about: "Dude, Samson needs to cut back on these gym selfies. But you gotta admit... his hair looks good though. #nohomo"

[@jenesha5055]

Hey that's nice.. actually 😊

[@legendarytat8278]

They're gonna have a huge party at the temple! I heard they invited Samson. Oh what could go wrong.

[@ellyluquenmusic7798]

Aww that would of been a good one!!! Lol love it!!! They should edit in there.

[@ShavaChihera]

Dude I heard his girl turned informant for the feds and cut all his hair for DNA evidence while he slept

[@humblednature9593]

😂😂😂😂

[@matthewcrawford4216]

50% chance of quail!? That’s quality dad joke material and I’m stealing it!

[@Whewchilee]

Matthew Crawford I don’t get it😭😭

[@k8ishere]

And it sounds like hail?

[@SunflowerSpotlight]

I thought it was manna? Or bread of some kind? Weird that I’d remember that and not QUAIL, lol. Although I like bread and it would have sounded delicious to me at the time. I never had time to eat before Bible school, and they always ran out of donuts before we got there. 😂

[@matthewcrawford4216]

Amara Jordan there was manna but the Israelites complained they didn’t have meat so God sent them so much meat, quail that they got sick from it. Numbers 11:31

[@danielboggan2479]

Amara Jordan it was manna but when they complained about only having manna instead of quail , melons, etc like they’d had in Egypt god sent quail to them and made them sick while they ate the meat Numbers 11 is where you’ll find the story

[@b.9629]

I need a sequel to this! Please!!! There are so many more jokes y’all could make! We all need this!

[@candiigurl7893]

Every joke is flawless. Lol

[@user-vd2jk7dl3p]

Lot and his daughter would have been on Jerry Springer

[@rachaelcoxmba9361]

Both daughters. Lol. Very funny video.

[@fishermanswife1]

You ARE the father!

[@belovedone2531]

Daughters*

[@lawncee]

Can someone explain the “Lot” joke? I don’t get it

[@jalexmiller6567]

Lance Louie “ daddy issues “

[@WonderGirlDevlin]

I DIED AT THE JONAH GOING DEEP SEA FISHING I love this so much 😂

[@wherescalebshaw]

you know it’s great to see actually funny content on trending

[@racheljill8213]

Caleb Shaw yes! The beauty of this humor is it’s universal appeal, which isn’t mockery, nor is it making light of the sin Our Saviour, YahShua, paid such an enormous price for... but rather serving a purpose - *to bring these things BACK into the minds of His people* ... to jog or trigger your mind to stay focused on His Word and things of the Spirit. It should prompt the unlearned to study and find out what they missed, and it should powerfully reinforce the memory of the verses brought to light so they stay fresh in your mind, heart and soul. This also helps draw in those who might not otherwise hear - I saw kind comments even from those professing to be Muslim! Imagine Father using humor as a vehicle to draw little children, older kids, teens, and *ALL men to Himself* through His Son, YahShua Ha Maschiach, our Messiah! And *using humor to create an interest and curiosity for His Word!* No harm, no foul. As the *body* of Christ, YahShua, we all have different purposes, different skills - and it takes all different kinds of people to reach everyone... some will hear Him clearly through study, while others hear Him in hymns and music, and we should all hear Him in worship. These men are reaching to members not yet in the family - but who WILL be heirs of Salvation - as the fishers of men Christ taught us to be - consider that even lifting Father’s Word in humor makes excellent bait! Let - Everything - your hand finds to do be done with all your mind, heart, soul and strength as unto God and not unto men.

[@IsraelCountryCube]

@@racheljill8213 I highly doubt that this is humour and if it is it seemed harsh and mockery of Jesus christ,

[@racheljill8213]

@@IsraelCountryCube *Titus **1:15* Unto the PURE ALL things are PURE: but unto them that are defiled and unbelieving is NOTHING pure but even their mind and conscience is defiled. *Psalm 18:26* With the PURE Thou wilt shew thyself PURE; and with the FROWARD thou wilt shew thyself FROWARD.* *Froward: “(a person) Difficult to deal with, stiff-necked, unteachable, stubborn, arrogant, never learning, always finding fault, one who complains, is never satisfied, sees evil even in good things.” *2 Samuel 22:7* With the PURE Thou wilt shew thyself PURE; and with the FROWARD* Thou wilt shew thyself UNSAVORY. *Romans 14:20* For meat destroy not the work of God. ALL things indeed are PURE; but it is evil for that man who eateth with offence.

[@starshonnie5904]

Lot's daughter is pregnant, I wonder who the dad is 😂😂😂😂

[@allykatttv]

Star Shonnie i died😭

[@thatguitardude4307]

Had to look that one up quickly...seriously regretting that one a little bit lol.

[@starshonnie5904]

@@thatguitardude4307 hahahaha it's a horrible joke.. but it's great

[@drummerbb3660]

That's a "Lot" of damage

[@MiChJeSu22]

DrummerBB Oooooooooh 🔥

[@yobabybubba]

*You're following the woman at the well? Check your heart.* 🤣

[@freedominabudget]

Im on Facebook marketplace he’s trying to sell his brother can he do that?!

[@hyacinthdibley2420]

Hahaha. yep!!

[@formlesscorvid5336]

Faith* It was Faithbook

[@vavr-q8o]

I sold mine hahaha no I'm kidding

[@formlesscorvid5336]

@@vavr-q8o Wanna sell mine

[@vavr-q8o]

@@formlesscorvid5336 why?? haha

[@edithbellle]

“I ain’t gettin on that boat” 😂💀

[@kevinseanzebua6342]

😂😂

[@texastea5686]

"Has anyone seen Enoch? It's like he dropped off the face of the earth...."

[@topazstars7734]

Texas Tea I’M DEAD

[@patrickpowell3499]

😅 Good one!!

[@dianegron]

🤣😂🤣

[@briancannon4607]

I lost it when he said *Abram and Isaac posted a selfie of them going on a father-son trip* oh man

[@LavenousForever]

Lot’s daughter having a baby killed me 😂😂

[@hortensedandridge9996]

LavenousForever right! Straight skull emojis

[@Joseph-xx3mb]

Omggg how did I find you here??? 😂

[@ausgibb]

Wonder who’s the father😂😂😂

[@MayaLove777]

That's a case for Jeremy Kyle

[@highlonesomerob5053]

Savage AF.

[@karol5552]

0:31 Bathsheba spring break pictures🤣🤣 I lost it when they started laughing too

[@totoporcaro]

Reference? I’m just learning.

[@chillinebony]

I'm done: "David is liking and commenting on every one of Bathsheba's spring break pics" 😂 😂 😂

[@oreothemainecoonandmore4748]

Too funny!! "I'm on Facebook market place, they're selling Joseph. Can they so that" lol 😂😂

[@freestuffforlife101]

Level 99 Trader

[@stobbi38]

"I wonder who the father is-" "Too far dude" Lost it XD

[@markncl100]

Literally, #METOO!

[@JennyLynnMinistries]

"Lots daughter is going to have a baby, I wonder who the Father is?".......chuckle.."Too far!" hahahaha

[@clairufo]

Can you explain this one for me please? Thank you!

[@fruitypuffs5700]

@@clairufo Lot's daughters had incest with their dad. You can read the story in Genesis 19:30-38. That's why he asked, "I wonder who their dad is?"

[@MelB868]

Claire Lot was the father of his daughter’s baby. How does people not know this?

[@nicolerobertson2654]

"Lot's daughter's pregnant, I wonder who the father is?" My reaction: 😨 "Too far" Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@did4196]

Lol got all of them!! HaHa best one. " Joseph and Mary couldn't find a hotel so they had to BnB a rustic barn" hahahahahah

[@ngreat4390]

di D that one was authentic😂. I hope we're not poking too much fun as to be on the wrong side of God. It's really funny but I don't know if it's appropriate to God, cos they're already too many scoffers the last thing Jesus needs right now is his kids acting all messed up like people in the world...

[@xtina6098]

It looked like they were just free styling the jokes. I love it 😂

[@christinemurunga986]

They know the Bible too well lol

[@davidstoyanoff]

Did you see the line on this Israelites Philistine game? They got this rookie named David pitching

[@LostLakeTribune]

Where's Moses with his tablets?

[@cg0825]

Version 1.0 crashed. Luckily they fixed it in 2.0

[@TheRealSephiroth]

Theyd be like ha look at moses still using a tablet! 😂

[@cg0825]

Funny that both versions could only hold ten pieces of information

[@a.n8372]

I wish I could upvote this forever. 😂😂

[@valev3729]

🤣

[@katiemcspadden6549]

Ok who else has watched it more than once? 😂😂

[@Devin3Anthologie]

Me! I saw it at his show last year 😂 soooo funny. I'm glad he posted it

[@thelncbros.85]

😂 haha me!

[@christinanez4176]

me, i have watched at least 6x's now!!! i keep finding something funny each time i watch it...

[@katiemcspadden6549]

Christi Nanez me, too! It’s so hilarious 😂

[@Courterfly]

Devin Fane Me! 🙋🏼‍♀️

[@Mari_Oh]

"Have you seen the weather report? 50% chance of quail." 😂🤣😃

[@wisehuman2084]

This is something you can not watch once😂😂😂

[@ilovegarlicbread3477]

your right.......you only can wach it half way like me

[@minniurban8457]

So true😂

[@TheRiverSteward]

Facts!!

[@MelB868]

I watched it all I liked it and understood every single joke.

[@Schmophie]

wise Human I’ve watched it about 7 times 😂

[@deadpoolregeneratedegenera1683]

How did they manage to perfectly fit in all those references and still make them all hilarious?

[@madisonatteberry9720]

Act of God?

[@deadpoolregeneratedegenera1683]

Madison Atteberry That’s gotta be the best response you could have had!

[@madisonatteberry9720]

@@deadpoolregeneratedegenera1683 Thank you and God bless!

[@Metalruedi]

Trump just tweeted he´s gonna appoint Nehemiah to build the wall.

[@taliaalanis4142]

GermanWorshiper 🤣🤣🤣🙃

[@lucyn7241]

Hahaha

[@donaldregalado9753]

Will hire some black Israelites (you tha black Israelites sect) to circle around the wall.

[@ngonidzashemachaka6929]

😂😂😂😂😂👏

[@Metalruedi]

Lusi N ain‘t happen seven times

[@KristinMomentsOfSanctuary]

The wisemen ordered gifts off amazon prime... track the camels 🐪. Guide them with on star gps ⭐️

[@elizabethvalentine9767]

so wrong...but funny

[@Sol36900]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@unacceptablesisterpeter3431]

Dying

[@fantasyqwest]

Brilliant

[@SunflowerSpotlight]

So great!! Tracking them! 🤣

[@RiggingDoctor]

50% chance of quail!

[@dannehsg978]

Rigging Doctor I need an explanation

[@lightning1850]

Danneh SG in Exodus when the Israelites were traveling to the promised land, they would always complain and say “Egypt is better” because they had food. God would drop food from the sky such as manna so they can eat and so they can learn to trust in him. They complained that they wanted some sort of meat once and then Quail dropped from the sky that they could eat.

[@crystalsdance]

What?

[@Melissathelocator]

The rich young ruler 😂...that does sound like someone’s rap name! 😂😂😂

[@thelncbros.85]

“Hey do you fallow Saul”? “He changed his username to Paul”! 😂

[@seonghwilee5481]

TMI: Saul didn’t change his name. Saul is his Jewish name, and Paul is his Roman name.

[@rangelsedits]

Seong-Hwi Lee I was about to say taht

[@cloroxbleach8986]

Seong-Hwi Lee ....that’s the joke

[@bigred8730]

Trey and Chris are perfect together. They're like the same person XD

[@ejness]

Came back to this video 4 years later and it’s still sooo funny. lol

[@RaquelSophia613]

12 followers????? 😂😂😂😂 You’re not getting on the boat??? 🛳 I love how you guys can’t keep a straight face 😐 at some of these!!!!!! Too funny!!!!

[@kailavanderwielen3588]

I need a part 2!!!!!!!!!! ...maybe work in some new Christian break up lines???

[@etherealstars5766]

"Hey have you seen Elijah's new whip on his Instagram post?" "Yeah the mustang? It's fire!"

[@myramyraUSA]

Air BNB in a rustic barn:)

[@carmengracepuentes7953]

that's what it's called! very homey lol

[@ParisienneFarmgirl]

Don’t look behind you. --- I died. What’s that rope for? I died again. Dude is my favorite. Congrats on the trending.

[@pseudonymous9305]

"Sin City. *Don't look behind you* What? nevermind"

[@rachelmims7354]

“Dude, Jesus just got a blue check mark...how did he get verified? He only has twelve followers!” “Lot’s daughter is pregnant, I wonder who the dad is?” I died!!! 😂😂😂

[@ellynsoup4724]

The Lots daughter one, tho... "too far, bro" I'm dying XD

[@Jewels1573]

Job's now started a GoFundMe (eye roll)

[@lilmendez3395]

John 14 : 6 Jesus answered ," I am the way the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.

[@ngreat4390]

miguel 44 Jesus is just so awesome. Cool dude! Have you given him your life. Be friends with Jesus!

[@wisehuman2084]

MORE PRETTY PLEASE IT'S SO GOOD!!!!

[@graycrownedcrane8408]

"dude you want a bite of this?" "Do I look like Adam?" 😂😂I'm dying!!

[@stevanblum25]

“Have you heard from Paul in a while?” “Maybe he’s in prison.” “Again??” 😂😂

[@yaboy20071]

"Again??" and then they laugh I'm laughing so hard at that right now! 😂😂😂

[@vortexathletic]

Yo, John Crist is currently at #6 on Trending! Congrats, Man

[@somebodytouchamespaghetta5435]

"He only has 12 followers!" *Judas Iscariot has unfollowed Jesus Christ.* ~LATER~ *Mattias has followed Jesus Christ.* *Paul has followed Jesus Christ.* Edit: lol 12 likes

[@UnavoidableGarbage]

*Judus has unfollowed Jesus*

[@noahcallaway7574]

@Christianityofficial 2B followers

[@fattoenailsqueef2583]

I genuinely showed this to my pastor he laughed, and said “Bless both of them.”

[@Gnarmarmilla]

ThatRandomKidInTheBackground _ your pastor is an unbeliever. You should get away from that man. This video is wicked, the work of demons. ask God to open your eyes.

[@fattoenailsqueef2583]

@JW McCabe is that sarcasm😂

[@purpdillinger5022]

Jesus pulled up in a donkey....couldn't he get an uber?!😭😭😂😂

[@raea3588]

Maybe it was one of those photo challenges?

[@account10558]

+Rachel LMHO

[@mariahcarusolink1722]

HAHAHAHHA that was sooo funnnny

[@xJR0G15x]

I didn’t know if to laugh or repent 😂

[@Nolina99]

this is so wholesomely hilarious that I don't know how to react

[@mariejeanfrancois9126]

Me too

[@jesseward4115]

The joke about Lot's Daughter wasn't very wholesome....

[@SuperNolanMan]

Jesse Ward But David and Bathsheba was? 🙄

[@deltadaze6836]

Jesse and Nolan, it’s because you know the stories of David and Lot that you understand what they overcame and why things happen and how Not to get into those situations....being ‘wholesome’ isn’t proving to the world you ‘have no sin’, wholesomeness is learning God’s ways and repenting from your mistakes and never doing again. What man says is good, is filth; what Jesus says, covers a multitude of sins (that would be LOVE). Selah. Be blessed.

[@natalienicolecomp]

Oh my word WHO LAUGHED SO HARD?!?

[@jisaacray]

Oliver the Bulldog **points at self incessantly** I DID!

[@maggiegrace3558]

Hey Oliver the Bulldog! Love you!!!

[@briehughey3991]

Gracielou12 hey bestie!! And Natalie, but we are friend too😝😂

[@maggiegrace3558]

@@briehughey3991 hey! This video is so funny!

[@briehughey3991]

Gracielou12 I know!!!