If Breaking Bad Was Made by Disney

[@Whyiseveryhandletaken6942]

I love how the teenage character is portrayed to be the main character because that’s what Disney usually does

[@cursedbeans5560]

@@Dewido8-vd7nkyeah but he’s childish so it adds up

[@Thomanski]

@@Dewido8-vd7nk all disney actors that play teens in highschool are also 24-26

[@benargee]

​​@@Dewido8-vd7nk"Ackchyually!"

[@joellim6988]

Walt jr shouldve been the main character

[@a_literal_brick]

Mid 20s played by a guy in his early 30s 💀

The "Walt" in Walt Disney finally makes sense

[@sonicfanboy3375]

Walt's full name was *Walter* Elias Disney

[@connor28punaladas92]

Waltuh

[@captain-poppleton]

@@sonicfanboy3375 Walter Hartwell White Sr

[@Typical.Anomaly]

I got a blue t-shirt from Etsy that has Walter White's face but with Mickey Mouse ears on, and it says "Walt" in the Disney font on his forehead.

[@jiro110]

Say my name You're Mickey Mouse

[@spirit-lamp]

"stay put bitch, breaking bad will be right back" I'm literally dead

[@leguan278]

"Welcome to disney channel YO!"

[@Emmanuel_Rocha]

This guy is literally dead... and somehow still managed to type that u_u

[@GrigoryRechistov]

R.I.P. you

[@Yaeven]

No you’re not but OK.

[@ScoobGruber]

Are you literally dead? How did you type that?

[@sound-wave00]

Skyler: I *Censored* Ted. *Laugh Track plays*

[@OfficialBillC]

💀💀💀

[@Homophobic_racist_sexist_pdf]

"I'm having sex with you right now waltuh" *Applause*

[@Bing35P]

Skyler: It was for the family, I swear! Laugh track intensifies

[@Shadowechokat]

It'd probably be I kissed Ted, then it has that "oohhh" sting

[@bloodyhellmanns]

@@Shadowechokat "i loved her... i loved her more than anything..." *"Awww...."*

[@Finamajig]

Breaking Bad followed up by Star Vs the Forces of Evil is a wild combination

[@repaidhe-maid8538]

“It feels like a party everyday” over Jesse’s heroin trip was great 😂

[@mhm6262]

@@GuidelinesViolator???

[@GuidelinesViolator]

@@mhm6262 70% of the crimes

[@GuidelinesViolator]

@@mhm6262 !!!

[@nxmx6ix]

​@@GuidelinesViolatormore like crack and fentanyl

[@bogwinkled]

@@nxmx6ix😐

[@patrickvalentino600]

you scoured years of that show to find the 37 total seconds of characters smiling. well done

[@100Kakdela]

Even found Mike half-smiling. Impressive, because that's all he's got.

[@returnoftheredeye]

@@100Kakdela "The moral of the story is, I chose a half-smile, when I should have gone all the way."

[@theawesonenintendofan3623]

The series should be called Hey Jesse! We need to cook

[@Epicword.]

You goddamn right

[@justincrediblefantasy8263]

0:10 lmfao that had me spit my drink out

[@xp_404_xp]

Hey Jessi!

[@TheJofrica]

@@xp_404_xp Hey Jessay!

[@allemagneproducer]

haha, yes, its so fkn funny its makes me wanna do smth illegah hahahahewjfrwlwaörtfw

[@btherogue4994]

His channel is like a roulette wheel for content, but everything is always a banger.

[@RealCoolstriker64]

The only thing not on the wheel is “low quality” It’s just “high” And “extra high”

[@halogeek6]

He is like a box of eldrich chocolates. You never know what's going eat you and what you are going to eat.

[@NamelesslyNamed64]

It feels like a party everyday I guess you could say.

[@Usuariopromedio656]

Its called Buried Entertainment for a reason

[@BovineDesigns]

"Hey I'm Malcolm, this is my dad's weird friend Jesse. He's a little strange but he's really nice once you get to know him."

[@dreamscape405]

Very clever~ love it!

[@o-kiku3939]

(It's always embarrassing replying to comments like, a year or more later...Please pretend you posted this like last week pls 💀) No because this would be so fucking funny 💀🙏 I want to see that show SO BAD, PLEASE 😭😭

[@BoleDaPole]

It's okay, the internet is forever.

[@generaluncivilized27]

Honestly said they would probably help him cook

[@TatoMQZD]

Sounds like "Jesses show" was a spin-off of Malcom in the Middle 😂

[@mayukhchaterji3222]

Heisenberg: You killed(censored) him, Jesse! Jesse: No, Mr. White I, uh just, turned him into a corpse!

[@paintedpig3021]

*audience laughter*

[@obscure.reference]

-killed-

[@evm6177]

😅😂😆😆🤓🤣😸

[@BIGFELLAH26]

No, Mr.White, I just helped him stop living.

[@Finngrinder]

uNaLiVeD hIm

[@seal8900]

I love how we’re all obsessed over getting more lore and y’all keep shitposting. It’s awesome

[@RealCoolstriker64]

IK, right?!? And I’m the guy that made the subreddit.

[@TauGeneration]

>in Mark's voice *"ThE lOrE !!!"*

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Who's we

[@ABadJokeYT]

Wait what@@RealCoolstriker64

[@Walter_gamingberg]

It’s the bomb

[@julianmx13]

Gus Fring would show up in late Season 5 *“Somehow,* Fring returned.”

[@isaacrivera666]

Wtf

[@Obi-Wan_Kenooobi]

​@@isaacrivera666 have you not watched Star Wars?

[@Heisen_burger-dude]

​@@Obi-Wan_Kenooobi especially marvel

[@Spicystachegamer]

Los pollos Hermanos is a path to many abilities some may consider "unnatural"

[@nathanelb721]

@@Obi-Wan_Kenooobi how is that the way you interpret the comment

[@BuriedEntertainment]

Mind you I didn't edit this on my actual functional computer but on a potatoe.

[@the7screw]

I see, very reliable hardware.

[@RealCoolstriker64]

I know this pain well

[@HaroldMC63]

Breaking pomme de terre mal

[@Josuh]

busting out those intel pentium inside i see

[@theautisticrebel6064]

How did you do this on a potatoe?

[@Soi92291]

Nah bro this is not "Breaking Bad" this is "Fixing Good" 💀

[@Soi92291]

@gamingpotato12 lol

[@Superior-Spider-Man-q5o]

I thought this was Raising Hope

[@teekay7668]

nAh bRo that comment is not it bRo, just, bRo. . . nAhh bRo

[@Superior-Spider-Man-q5o]

@@teekay7668 bro I was talking to my gf bro and she said there was Noooo way bro

[@donkeyfromshrek427]

I think this is lung cancer

[@theswampus670]

The fact that I was watching Breaking Bad at the same time my little sister was watching the show this song is from made this so much better.

[@omegamanGXE]

What show

[@theswampus670]

@@omegamanGXE the Disney Show "Jessie" that this song is from.

[@omegamanGXE]

@@theswampus670 thanks

[@raspymorten]

I am so fucking happy that I'm not the only person who, at some point in their life, went "It'd be really funny to make a fake Breaking Bad opening set to the Jessie theme."

[@chase7767]

I am so fucking happy for you.

[@captain-poppleton]

Sing my name

[@raspymorten]

​@@SwagimirPutinYes.

[@blaustein_autor]

In this universe, Walt is just a dude who secretly produces a lot of blue candy and then sells it and everybody lets him because he's just this crazy dude and they don't want him to get bored.

[@larrylaffer3246]

In the 🐀's version Walter and Jessie are traveling, gourmet candy food truck operators; Whom everyone tries to seal their recipes from. Hilarity ensues. Also Walter doesn't have cancer, he's raising the funds to save his local school district from being torn down so the greedy landlord can't build his Mini-Malls and Los Pollos Hermonos Franchises.

[@sonofpears4691]

Also Jessie, Badger and Skinny Pete are part of a band. Because every disney channel show needs to have people singing pop music

[@inthemiddleofsomecalibrations]

​@@sonofpears4691Don't forget Combo, man.

[@SodiumTF]

​@@inthemiddleofsomecalibrationsIt kinda sucks that Combo was cut from the band.

[@azzat-9046]

​@@SodiumTFhe got a solo career. Living his best life!

[@IronGhost8280]

I’d watch it.

[@JatinTanwar]

this is the perfect example on how an editor can change the perspective of a video.

[@researcherchameleon4602]

“If Breaking Bad was made by Disney” Me: “I believe the word you are looking for is “Zootopia””

[@sparkyboi4387]

Breaking Bad but the producer is a furry

[@noviczz3230]

r u referring to that one seen with the sheep in a lab

[@researcherchameleon4602]

@@noviczz3230 if you listen to the dialogue, one of the Rams is named “Jessy” and another one is named “Walter,” and they dress in yellow hazmat suits while they make mind altering compounds. So yes, the sheep in the lab

[@Isharib]

@@researcherchameleon4602 i put it on for my younger brother and i just overheard the sheep say “Woolter and Jesse are here” while in the lab xD

[@serenitythelightone7541]

So Mayweather would be Gustavo Fring?

[@Mittens...]

This is some alternate universe stuff right here

[@senritsujumpsuit6021]

Drake and Josh but with druglords ohmy

[@zeekrocz117]

Hey Mittens

[@Mittens...]

@@zeekrocz117 hey mittens

[@GeneralKenobi69420]

ok furry

[@JeanMC_]

@@Mittens... ... It feels like a party everyday

[@cheydinal5401]

0:30 I love how you somehow legit made Hank threatening Jesse look like they're about to go in for a kiss lol

[@mclovin8435]

well disney loves lgbtq so...

[@justaneditygangstar]

@@mclovin8435🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@Somespideronline]

​@@mclovin8435that's a very funny joke

[@mclovin8435]

@@Somespideronline Admit it

[@Peashooter908]

@@mclovin8435we got a comedian over here!

[@dillonh9208]

“Stay put B#tch, breaking bad will be right back” lmao I love it

[@AlmightyArceus]

The song is weirdly suitable for the major beats of Jesse and Walt’s adventures.

[@Trash2000s]

We know that now. That’s why this video was made silly.

[@nullius9807]

Well now I want to see the iconic Disney "dance party ending"

[@captain-poppleton]

Hopefully the cast will sing "Chequered Love" over the credits.

[@leitto-corleone]

the shows is so perfect, that you didn't even realise there are so many goofy scenes in such a serious series

[@KlyosXA]

Those who haven't watched the show in its entirety will be so lost and those that have are rolling on the floors.

[@MrTrollerGT]

I dont think you need to watch the show fully to take the joke

[@emceesmith6665]

"I don't want to let them down down down" *Mike shakes his head in disappointment*

[@jesussaves21]

😂

[@huntercool2232]

Hearing someone on DisneyXD say *”stay put b*tch”* is so unexpected 💀💀

[@PataStonks]

Walter: Pinkman!? *Disney Audience laughter* Jesse: Woah! Woahhhh!! *Falls off roof* *Disney Audience laughter*

[@Moots4Joots]

The syncing of it feels like a party everyday and Jesse's heroin trip had me cracking up 😂

[@ahsokatano5657]

“Hey my name is Jesse Pinkman and you’re watching Disney channel.” (Draws logo)

[@gametheoryadmiral8301]

That's from Disney Channel, this is Disney XD dude

[@ahsokatano5657]

@ Bro it’s a joke.😭😭

[@gametheoryadmiral8301]

@@ahsokatano5657 I know but I love Disney XD

[@shaheershakeel6851]

This was so well made, it doesn't even look satire

[@foosbabaganoosh1]

Holy shit, the disjointed shots of the characters doing silly things out of context is so unbelievably perfect.

[@Monke-ys8ks]

0:34 I love how music sort of sync with Hank's shaking fingers

[@SprazzyGazoozle]

An unexpected surprise. Happy New Year, Sir Bat! Hope 2022 treats you better. All the best to you, and thanks for your content!

[@Peku_G]

The magic of editing and audio in its purest state

[@COLLAPSARQ]

This "Star vs the Forces of Evil Wednesday, February 30" was personal

[@Randomthoughts54-r3n]

Ironically Jesse at least in the earlier seasons looked exactly like a main character for a Disney show. He had that classic surfer skater “dude bro” look which is like the prototype for almost every main male character of a Disney show

[@douglaswhite4487]

The fact that Breaking Bad was out exactly the same period as Disney XD is what makes this so much better

[@JSalonsky]

Him floating away after overdosing on heroine is such a Disney looking scene 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@wolfbane7497]

After so long in the black void he has returned from cryostasis

[@al.109]

0:53 Compilation of Jesse getting hurt

[@vitortulio2705]

that's just the whole show

[@Miamicop100]

"Hey Jesse" only that just sounds like a show on Disney Channel XD

[@Ronin3453]

"Somehow Gus Fring returned."

[@juanfeliperojas5754]

I love that you captured the way they present the actors and the characters they play by showing clips where they seem funny or they are smiling. Very accurate detail of disney series

[@berkeylmaz9870]

This is one of the best breaking bad edits i ever seen

[@zackfair4332]

How is that even possible???. This edit looks so good, and it looks like the actors actually took part in it lol Makes me feel nostalgic for a show that does but doesn't exist.

[@MrGeorgeFlorcus]

It's insane how good this edit is

[@harshthechampful]

Show this to someone who hasn't seen the show.

[@JoyaLewisTheMusician]

It JUST hit me the song is supposed to be “Jesse.” I was too caught up in the nostalgia of Disney lmao

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

*Next Up:* What If Scarface was made by Disney? Tony and Hannah both shared the same surname: *Montana.*

[@BuriedEntertainment]

But........I......I'm actually jealous I didn't thought of that.....

[@beeking1792]

Also up next: What if Fargo (the TV series) was made by Disney?

[@tristube]

This is the closest we will get to a live action breaking bad show

[@pascalsvl]

I suffer from protagonist syndrome I swear Literally start watching Breaking Bad after constantly avoiding it for years, and loving it The next fucking day, one of my favorite KZbinrs randomly posts a video about it Amazing.

[@pastabloke1697]

This is unironically a great compilation of the show and I love it

[@FFFDATC]

I love the fact that you put Mike in the Bertram spot😂

[@Lucas-wm7cw]

As someone who used to watch these kinds of disney shows when I was younger, this is absolutely perfect 👏👏

[@iliketrainsguy5918]

Lmao I felt like I was watching TV back on 2010's

[@Sam_Aguirán]

0:45 I find this part very funny because while it is showing cool and happy moments from the series, the scene of the power generator EXPLODING in their faces appears. 😂😂😂

[@RealUnHoly]

"it feels like a party everyday!" *jesse floating into space*

[@georgeund7533]

Ngl this is so true 🤣 my sisters watched Disney channel as a kid and this is an accurate interpretation of what their intros are normally like

[@marxh_hare]

My brain convulsed when I heard the Jessie intro I was NOT prepared for that

[@theelusivepootisberd7471]

The Jesse theme song goes way harder than it needed to

[@iamsoh0rny-ex2mx]

I am not in disneyworld skylar,I AM THE DISNEYWORLD!

[@Camzbricker]

Quoted by Walt Disney

[@dreamerofthorns]

I fucking love how "yo, mr white" has turned into "HEY JESSE"

[@Kamopanda]

Lmaooooooo loved how the lyrics went “feels like a party everyday” when he was blasted on heroin was so funny in a Disney show context.

[@lightandtheweight]

I love how the longest clip used in the Disney mod is that of actual heroin use 😂

[@santiagomartinez4703]

How I love this edit, it really looks like the intro of a Disney series with the song "Jessie" and with scenes of characters doing stupid things one after another in front of the camera, like funny faces and strange gestures, How it used to be shown in Disney series usually

[@ravshanochilov5654]

00:33 Hank in send ... Where it from? I can't remember that episode, 🤨

[@unzuradynnette2712]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pX_bZGhjo9igkK8si=R8NNLdTn1SOu4lMJ "ALTERNATIVE"

[@frellfytv8109]

It wasn't in series, it was made for fun😂

[@yinyangyt8749]

This made me laugh so much. Breaking Bad getting turned into a Disney teen sitcom

[@dimascool3485]

If this was made by Disney, Waltuh would’ve build pharmaceutical empire instead of drug one. No, he wouldn’t even get a cancer, that’s already too much for Disney

[@matt0044]

I can see Alex Hirsch writing for it to give it a sardonic edge.

[@thesteviathan]

That outro piece was so good wth

[@charlylee]

Disney traumatized entire generations with Bambi mother death and Simba father death so respect Disney.

[@MetaGiga]

I’m just imagining someone showing this to their younger sibling and convincing them that this is a PG13 Disney show for a year at least

[@mohirender]

This is so well done I felt nostalgic 😂 also it makes total sense Jesse would be the main character lool

[@ValIshiru]

"Jesse Needs To Cook" The Show

[@Afish8me2china]

A live action version of breaking bad where they change none of the plot but disney-ify it would be genuinely amazing

[@nicktheloser2974]

Been waiting months for a new video, and it's this. Nice

[@Blake22022]

I’ve always felt Jesse was the secondary main character in a lot of ways. He has the biggest arc out of everyone. Although the show is centered around Walt, Jesse’s the guy we end up ultimately sympathizing with and rooting for the most

[@louispacetime1576]

That last “stay put bitch” took me THE FUCK OUT 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😭😭

[@silashurd3597]

That Hey Jessie intro of Breaking Bad was classic!😂

[@animatedink2529]

Hector *rings bell furiously* *laugh track* Gus: "HOOOOO!" *explosion, audience applauds wildly*

[@krissifadwa]

It makes sense how if Breaking Bad was on Disney, the protagonist would have been Jesse hahaha

[@theheckler399]

I just now got why OP used "Hey Jess(i)e!" as the opening

[@JiJ1511]

"Please sir. What is going on with this facility? Who are these other characters and why are you here??" "Lol." Said the bat. "Lmao."

[@goroakechi6126]

God, it feels like forever since Disney XD went under.

[@ultrasquidsoda]

This is such a mood idk how to explain it

[@ItsScottJones]

I'm so glad I stayed until the end.

[@SalesmanWave]

At least it's not Disney Channel, Disney XD always had the good stuff like kickin' it, or lab rats.

[@aykiano9481]

C'mon, we need a Walter Black here.

[@Wavemaninawe]

Jesse still gets severely traumatized... but now in the company of a garish song & dance number, performed by assembly line pop idols. Also... a kid named Fingers considers the logistics and possible necessity for Mickey Mouse to meet with an unfortunate accident.

[@indominusfire1479]

I love how you showing only silly moments of these series. Pretending there is no any trash with blood and depression)))

[@hjdjsjxj3jhrbshajkw]

*walter goes into the floor, angry that its all gone* "SKYLER, WHERE'S MY CHOCOLATE STASH" "...i gave it to ted." (cut shot to ted eating a over comedically huge amount of chocolate bars)

[@amandaroy9331]

Ohhh its Jesse's show! I was like how does Jessie's theme song goes with it? But damn, awesome edit 😂

[@tajniak__xd2768]

If I didn't know this universe at all, I would think it was a nice family series

[@demorunnertimmedrt4432]

Love how it's using the hey Jessie theme.

[@PapaLuge]

Ngl seeing that shot of them in the lawn chairs fade out just makes me think of Drake & Josh 😂

[@renehenriquez4021]

I love how this person used the Jessie intro with the BrBa intro, the result was awesome 😂