If common EXPRESSIONS were REAL

[@KurtTocci]

have YOU said any of these expressions?! 🤔😅

[@chesteryt4377]

yes and first

[@akacus.]

Pog

[@animefan1504]

Yes

[@Dullahan998]

Yep

[@animefan1504]

I love your videos

[@unicorn.clouds]

The fact that he “pulled out the stops” right next to the police station. Mad respect.

[@E3WEINER]

Fun fact: Pulling all the stops comes from playing organ music. Those button like things on the sides are called stops that open and close specific pipes. Pulling all of them means every pipe is open and blaring music.

[@kevinnguyen552]

Yep I know this cuz im a organist lol

[@SpevMoon]

Zeus's face was PERFECT (or, should I say, purrfect.... No. No I probably shouldn't...). This made me ugly laugh right the way through, thanks sooo much, I really needed a good giggle!!💖

[@thatchattycat1735]

Jenner-I’m just gonna hit the sack My uncle when we has three- Actually goes out to the barn and hits some hay after his mom told him to “hit the hay” 🤣

[@hmms5256]

"Son of a bonjour!" I'm going to start using that 😂😂

[@briannaparkinson1621]

Same

[@ravenandbowenteasdale1907]

Same

[@siddhantl-b2r]

I laughed way too hard when Kurt just put Jener’s face into the speaker, blasting never gonna give you up.

[@ravenandbowenteasdale1907]

He got rickolled

[@aidanguppy2910]

we got rickrolled

[@ChaseGlick11]

ya know, maybe it’s best if we don’t take expressions literally😂

[@Soda_Fizzy]

True 😂

[@jojogirl4341]

So the cat should stay in the bag?🤔

[@xandraxie3183]

@@jojogirl4341 or should we spill the tea or no

[@campbellcameras9]

❤️

[@lilybug1397]

The dying of laughter one got me. Rip kurt. So while the guy was laughing, Forgot his name, I was laughing.

[@gearthe6th]

The guy's name Jener.

[@juliettek.9440]

I love how funny and original this is 😂🤣

[@biancahails5433]

What got me was the cat out of the bag. Don’t know why I laughed so hard at that.

[@ravenandbowenteasdale1907]

Same

[@yusrafatima4296]

Kurt deserves 1 million subs

[@elijahsmall5873]

Yes he does

[@mrhecker1540]

@@hannah_qwertyuiop no he deserves 3m

[@EnkinduLoki]

It would never be dull if you lived in the apartment complex with these guys XD

[@cottonskies8530]

1:47 SON OF A BONJOR!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@libbyrodriguez]

Whenever you woke up “on the wrong side of the bed,” I thought you were going to “hit the books” that fell down 😂

[@silverink1824]

Honestly I was waiting for a I just rolled out of bed joke but the wrong side of the bed kind of made sense to you as well

[@scmondol698]

Zeus was looking soooo cute in that plastic bag😁😍😍

[@JustAnotherShopaholic]

Ikr Zeus is the main reason I watch this channel

[@Crystal8192ss]

2:00 that’s the cutest thing I ever seen

[@antonuellencinares5237]

*''Im literally dying''* got me 😂

[@ashanddoodles13]

Trying to visualize kurt literally being happy as a clam lmao

[@Ihaveasongtosing]

I am so glad I'm home alone right now, I got laughing so hard that I started crying!

[@ravenandbowenteasdale1907]

Lol same😂😂

[@agentarmoire3540]

Nobody's talking about how we got rickrolled at 2:33

[@jagapriyadhakshini8088]

"SON OF A BONJOUR OUI OUI" IM DIED 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@goldendome3300]

Zeus was just chilling in the bag it was so cute

[@powerlikes6495]

Ya know,in every Kurt's vids,there has to be a super funny part

[@saptarshichakraborty7027]

Could've also included, "It's raining dogs and cats" 😂😂 that would be super funny 🤣

[@Wingy_Wingy]

And I bet all their neighbours think 'just another usual day in the Kurt family'

[@aishmeetkapoor9640]

7 years later, Kurt still nailed this video! OG!

[@helenhanson1001]

The cat in the bag was my favorite!!

[@Lego_Library]

he's doing this in right in front of the polices noses 3:01 wait, this is about if common expressions were real! that must mean that the police actually has his nose in front of him

[@blitzkreig3088]

The fact that Kurt attempted to pull out a stop sign in front of a police station is BOLD

[@freezeflamegamer]

"Son of a bonjour!!" That got me 😂

[@84rinne_moo]

2:01 the cat’s face lol 😂

[@scmondol698]

Kurt's videos are just amazing😍.... It always makes my day😁.... More people need to see these videos and Kurt really deserves more subscribers❤️

[@kirsty7950]

Captain literally must've been in the car. Balance restored!

[@arobasetv5595]

I was dead when the cooks was arguing😂😂 love you Kurt 💕

[@nethmi4629]

I'm saying "Son of a Bonjour" hereafter 😂

[@chloenaicker7703]

" I am literally dying!! " was hilarious!!!! 😆😆

[@with.great_powerr]

Imagine people just seeing kurt pulling out the STOP sign LMAO edit: mum Im famous (thank you for all the likes)

[@mallory2897]

It was near a police station…

[@hmms5256]

Right next to the police station too 😂😂

[@jojogirl4341]

I honestly would call my doctors and tell them they need to adjust my medication, I'm seeing things again. On the other hand, when I took the train home the other day, I either saw Santa or a fat old dude eith white hair, white beard, a red bathrobe and for some reason a sack (might've been a garbage bag) heading through the woods... And they say I'm crazy and weird...

[@DiAbro75]

My friends mum was actually trying to pull out all the stops 🤣

[@sanjaykarthicks1226]

While that literally dying was kinda scary, Kurt putting that sock in his mouth were the funniest Keep up the good work, smile squad

[@zabooka]

He should’ve done “you’ve made your bed, now you have to sleep in it”

[@ibelieveinharveydead]

Zeus in the WalMart bag tho 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AntoineJacob-k8j]

2:31 Kurt literally makes Jener face the music in this one😂

[@ubme21]

the cat in the bag was so cute!

[@geraldinebaterina2923]

I laughed too hard. Even though some expressions really do hurt. 😅

[@dnieto1466]

Rickroll one got me 😂

[@atroskie5101]

Hahahaha he literally had his cat in the plastic bag. Good stuff

[@Spot._.]

when kurt breaks a leg and forgets he doesn’t have insurance

[@mrhecker1540]

Why does kurt look like a kid with that smile shirt 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@KittiesByTheMillions]

This is made me laugh, thank you! I’d love to see a part 2 of this!

[@ASYorba]

Sooo funny. This is one of the few KZbin channels that actually makes me laugh out loud.

[@GKKenda]

Love this Video. Nice acting Jenner and Kurt!love you vids!

[@peterishere6230]

2:29 Kurt rickrolling Jener 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@minaharker5733]

2:29 jener gets rickrolled lol

[@kingchichi201]

Pov: everyone thought about this before but Kurt Tocci brought our thinking to life

[@emsstarss]

The rickroll just😂🤣😂 Kurt be like: PAY BACK TIME😊

[@ItzLynx189]

4:04 BEST PART LITTERALY LAUGHED OUT LOUD 😂😂😂😂

[@kingchichi201]

This was recommended to me and i have no regret 🤣🤣🤣

[@melizasanabam5870]

Kurt is a funniest man 😂😂😂

[@theoneandonlydrowlf819]

My favorites: -Face the music -Hit the sack -Literally dying

[@totodasausage2665]

Same

[@siukiu105]

The most funny thing is that he is pulling a stop sign next to the police station😂

[@Uchida_Eriko]

You know what im thinking right now after watching dis? MORE MORE MORE😆😆

[@gabrielatejo3980]

Where do you get these ideas? You're awesome! 😂😂😂

[@Nigama_2003]

I couldn't stop laughing it's so hilarious😂

[@dvrprasad7411]

Kurt is way too funny i just laughed like crazy

[@annikaeade7309]

When he said he’s pulling the stops out he did it outside a police station 😂

[@jennifervideos28]

I loved them all.

[@Triboz2023hih]

Kurt is indeed a not struggling actor🤣👍👍👍👍👍

[@oli_iscool5426]

Love watching you Kurt 🤣🤣😂😂 you made my day

[@charityshepardson6711]

I love Jener's face when he hears Kurt break his leg

[@madstr7228]

I Laughed at all of these. 🤣🤣🤣

[@מגןשכטר-ז6פ]

I laughed so hard in the part you hold goose in the bag

[@chadgaming8288]

Kurt, I DIED laughing when you said, “Son of a… BONJOUR! Oui Oui, excuse my French.” So funny how you put the French version of hello and yes! Also laughed when you said I am literally dying, and it shows “you” as a pirate skeleton.😂😂😂

[@bea8123]

Wow, kurt actually has another tshirt🤣 XD

[@californiacatmoma4360]

Those are ALL too stinking FUNNY! I use most of them! I love your cat and you letting him outta the bag! Thank You guys for another great laugh-a-thon!❤😺

[@jennifere.pergola598]

Gettin' fancy with the split-screen special effects! Also, the whole thing was hilarious :-).

[@elijahsmall5873]

The last one is just perfect 👌😆

[@carissagonzalez21]

I lost it when Kurt fell off the bed 🛌 lol 😂

[@dababyvr2336]

i love how he tried to pull out a stop sign outside a police station. . .

[@faze_toxic9904]

Please please please give us “if avengers were your roommates” part 3

[@whyispaflsoaddicting]

does anyone realize that kurt and jener's voice are IDENTICAL

[@melanieaburto1]

My favorite expression is the “Break a leg”. Well I never said that before but when you actually broke your leg in the scene it just made it funnier. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@RedheadHomie]

Your neighbors must love you!

[@139flip]

I thought it was so funny when Kurt tries to pull up the stop sign next to the police station. 💛

[@edithmargaretjones585]

You never fail to make me laugh.

[@karlamcleary7702]

OMG This Video So Funny, My Daughter was laughing so much 🤣🤣🤣 & she is 11, Kurt We enjoyed watching your videos keep it up! 😊

[@sbnegotiator18]

I watched this when it first came out on Facebook but I was excited to watch it again here! So many small frames had to have taken a great deal of work! How did you do the thread part without actually falling!? And hanging all those hot dogs was hilarious. Great job and dedication to your craft! And so funny! I love all your videos!

[@Jiyawaswokenup]

I AM LITERALLY DYING! 🤣🤣

[@Dayrecord_1892]

Omg this was so funny I loved it so much😂

[@laurenbrandt9722]

Love your videos Kurt. Keep up the good work 👍👍👍👍

[@iprobablyforgotsomething]

"I slipped and fell over my balcony!" ...yeah, that's... understandable. I, too, often trip right over my waist-high balcony. X'D Love the dude's expression when he slides over sideways to reveal... the chip on his shoulder! For real, though, I hate when people misuse "literally" because it *used* to be useful as a clarifying word to show one wasn't being sarcastic, and now it got taken over to mean the exact effing opposite -- sometimes -- of being serious. I mean, c'mon! If you're not actually dying, how does one not realize how dumb they sound in saying that??! Gaaah!

[@mezagarner4427]

Hanging by a thread is classic!!!

[@salmon1290]

Who ever gave kurt a skeleton should run the world

[@spiritpictures]

Kurt, I’ve been watching your videos for a few years now, and I still think they’re accurate as well as hilarious. Keep up the good work, Kurt!

[@chaengrang6560]

the "i am literally dying" sound like a stantwt would say 😭

[@disneyfan603]

I wonder what the neighbors think when they heard all the yelling

[@JaeJekyll]

Likes just for the amount of effort on that sausage fest pull. LOL

[@tanvinivarty]

Thier laughs are so SaTeSfInG

[@E-Motion32]

I feel bad for his neighbors lol

[@jiocirineo8511]

kurt: i am literally dying kurt s friend : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@Dullahan998]

My favorite skit KZbinr has returned