Every 30 YEAR OLD Ever

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Kurt Tocci

Kurt Tocci

Күн бұрын

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@KurtTocci
@KurtTocci 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for always bein there FAM! Happy to share my 30th birthday with all of you! I couldn't imagine a better gift than to be able to make content for all of you! 💙🙏🏻 The next vid may take a little bit to come out as I have come down with Covid 😔 dont worry! IM OK! Haha I just need to rest! But will be back asap! Much love Fam Bam! ✊🏼😁
@nerd4774
@nerd4774 3 жыл бұрын
Wassup Kurt!
@JanaAngelinaParker
@JanaAngelinaParker 3 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday :D , Take your time and enjoy some love of friends and familie :)
@erichughes2005
@erichughes2005 3 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday Kurt, I hope the Lord will bless you and give you an awesome birthday and also heal your body from COVID-19 as well. Have a blessed birthday.
@jordymorris7182
@jordymorris7182 3 жыл бұрын
Happy Happy Birthday🎂🎉🎊🎈🎁🪅 💐
@jordymorris7182
@jordymorris7182 3 жыл бұрын
Get Well Soon
@meliussui
@meliussui 3 жыл бұрын
“30 is not old 40 is when your old” Kurt tocci 2021
@randomizer27k9
@randomizer27k9 3 жыл бұрын
My dad said this in his 30th birthday... LOL
@kuromi32136
@kuromi32136 3 жыл бұрын
My dad is 43 and he has grey hairs
@yourgurlrii8238
@yourgurlrii8238 2 жыл бұрын
@@kuromi32136 SAME
@BANDAR-xd1pm
@BANDAR-xd1pm 2 ай бұрын
@@kuromi32136 that’s my dads age but he doesnt have grey hairs
@noahratgen6688
@noahratgen6688 3 жыл бұрын
Kurt: 30 IS NOT OLD 40 IS *My grandpa overhears me watching this video* Grandpa: Just wait until you’re 80
@Cheesecakefactory2007
@Cheesecakefactory2007 3 жыл бұрын
😂 My Grandma is 82 and she is still a sass queen
@noahratgen6688
@noahratgen6688 3 жыл бұрын
DANG I JUST LOOKED AT HOW MANY LIKES I GOT
@noahratgen6688
@noahratgen6688 3 жыл бұрын
I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA GET 20 LIKES AT MAX
@CallMeDX
@CallMeDX 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@abyssdrawssomestuff
@abyssdrawssomestuff 3 жыл бұрын
@@noahratgen6688 did that actually happen? If it did then your grandpa is lit!
@anee_sha2404
@anee_sha2404 3 жыл бұрын
" when I was a kid I used to hate everyone secretly, now I hate everyone publicly" 😂😂😂😂😂
@antagonizingprotagonist8721
@antagonizingprotagonist8721 3 жыл бұрын
"When I was a kid I used to secretly hate everyone, now I openly hate everyone." I'm not even old and this is still too relatable 😪.
@diegoromo5875
@diegoromo5875 3 жыл бұрын
I appreciate his amazing and best work. His channel is full of fun and make me happy everyday. Love your video so much. Love you Kurt. Have a wonderful day. 💖
@beatsnopinions
@beatsnopinions 3 жыл бұрын
Kurt: I’m 30! Kurt’s nephew: Wow! That almost 100! *walks away* Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@laurakhancreations3845
@laurakhancreations3845 3 жыл бұрын
The accuracy is on point 🤣 I’m turning 34 this year and so much of this is true 😅😅😅
@chanyphilly8266
@chanyphilly8266 3 жыл бұрын
I'm the same age, don't worry, we should look forward to 40! That's when we get to start again, again lol.
@J0yB0mbad1l
@J0yB0mbad1l 3 жыл бұрын
"When I was a kid I used to secretly hate everyone, now I publicy hate everyone." So good🤣🤣🤣
@mandiepitre8063
@mandiepitre8063 3 жыл бұрын
The whole "I pulled a muscle in my neck because I moved too quick"? Yup, did that yesterday morning - still hurts. 27 and this video was way too relatable 😂😭
@karaigrayson8198
@karaigrayson8198 3 жыл бұрын
I hope your ok
@Ashes_to_Ashes628
@Ashes_to_Ashes628 3 жыл бұрын
I sneezed and pulled a muscle in my neck and was in pain for a whole week. Couldn't turn my neck. Lol fun
@cj_comments
@cj_comments 3 жыл бұрын
Luv how you included your nephew, he's so precious. 💖
@waheedabdullah6371
@waheedabdullah6371 3 жыл бұрын
Please make a, "Senior Citizens Be Like" video. Examples: "Can you speak up?!"/"What was that, sunny!" Dentures falling off "Back in my days-" stories "Can you chew my food?" "You kids get off my lawn!" Playing bingo etc.
@BrainMax_
@BrainMax_ 3 жыл бұрын
If you did, "Avengers were roomates part 1 & part 2", are you going to do one for the Justice League? And put these ideas: You bump into Wonder Woman's invisible jet and it's setting off the alarm You buy lots of scented candles & air fresheners whenever Aquaman comes home smelling like fish You're about to take a bite of an apple, but Green Arrow shoots it You're having a romantic candle-light dinner, but Martian Manhunter ruins it by throwing water You see a big hole in the ceiling and you yell, "BILLY!" etc.
@timmydiv5255
@timmydiv5255 3 жыл бұрын
Lol Kurt makes the best vids!
@nerd4774
@nerd4774 3 жыл бұрын
True
@nowausa1
@nowausa1 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah true
@Hiyaguysmakesureyourok
@Hiyaguysmakesureyourok 3 жыл бұрын
True everyone should
@noemipareja2890
@noemipareja2890 3 жыл бұрын
I agree
@noemipareja2890
@noemipareja2890 3 жыл бұрын
I agree
@megshort5473
@megshort5473 3 жыл бұрын
This is all too accurate! I remember waking up on my 30th birthday with a sore shoulder that I couldn't move for the rest of the day.
@ASYorba
@ASYorba 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh, I'm only 26 and I can relate to so many of these. Sad thing is, I keep forgetting that I'm closer to 30 than I am 20, but most of my friends are still in their late teens or early 20's and are getting married or having kids.
@taliagmail.com2005
@taliagmail.com2005 3 жыл бұрын
I'm only 16
@BERRY_SODA1
@BERRY_SODA1 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Tropicxzzzznat
@Tropicxzzzznat 2 жыл бұрын
Im lucky im in year 3 and im just 7
@carlotorizar0703
@carlotorizar0703 3 жыл бұрын
I’m only 26 and I’m already experienced/experiencing everything in this. 😂
@michellek5550
@michellek5550 3 жыл бұрын
same
@thatchattycat1735
@thatchattycat1735 3 жыл бұрын
**plot twist** This is just Kurt coping with turning 30
@vallyaide7960
@vallyaide7960 3 жыл бұрын
Aloha from Hawaii. You make me laugh every time I watch your videos thank you for keeping this old lady laughing. My age is 61. Talk about old, LOL. Happy 30th birthday. Just let you know time goes fast I remember when I was 30 now I'm old old.
@carolinestewart828
@carolinestewart828 3 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday!! And I agree 30 is not old. Love u and your videos! 💞🎂
@beatsnopinions
@beatsnopinions 2 жыл бұрын
‘Wow that’s almost 100!’ I cannot hold it in 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Mamadelta900
@Mamadelta900 3 жыл бұрын
“Wow that’s almost a 100” -Kurt Tocci’s nephew 2021
@eve7864
@eve7864 3 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday Kurt 🎂🥳🎉 if it’s your birthday
@theninjapheonix2971
@theninjapheonix2971 3 жыл бұрын
a great man once said: "when i was a kid I secretly used to hate everyone,now I publicly hate everyone"
@Gelca510
@Gelca510 3 жыл бұрын
Why is this me? Lol. The rustic modern vibes and 30 isnt old 😂
@thebabygiraffebusiness4486
@thebabygiraffebusiness4486 3 жыл бұрын
“I ordered a swiffer wet jet on Amazon… so excited!” 🤣😂 What happened to us!?
@zaynlaltoo1282
@zaynlaltoo1282 3 жыл бұрын
Literally my 36 yr old dad does every single one of these especially the " I can feel it in my knees " lol😂😂😂😂😭😂
@ellebelle6439
@ellebelle6439 3 жыл бұрын
Your dad is young af
@cocolime6496
@cocolime6496 3 жыл бұрын
YOUR DAD 8S 36?! WTF
@zaynlaltoo1282
@zaynlaltoo1282 3 жыл бұрын
@@cocolime6496 he had me at 27 so ya not too aold for me
@zaynlaltoo1282
@zaynlaltoo1282 3 жыл бұрын
@@ellebelle6439 I'm 11
@blxeberry.._..roblox
@blxeberry.._..roblox 3 жыл бұрын
I like the part when he says oh that's almost 100 it's really funny😂😂😂
@hmms5256
@hmms5256 3 жыл бұрын
Feeling personally attacked by all those groans getting up and out of the car 😂😂😂😂
@srijasriram5345
@srijasriram5345 3 жыл бұрын
This just reminded me of the friends episode "THE ONE THEY ALL TURNED 30"
@AC-xu1tp
@AC-xu1tp 3 жыл бұрын
2:21 My dad when he turns on the radio.
@nethmi4629
@nethmi4629 3 жыл бұрын
"when I was a kid I used to secretly hate everyone but now I publicly hate everyone" well that's a flex 😂
@TomasGO85
@TomasGO85 3 жыл бұрын
3:03 awwww 🥰🥰🥰🥰 3:28 I retired the previous line 😹😹😹😹
@Rudolph_Manor
@Rudolph_Manor 3 жыл бұрын
I Love Being Over 30. 💯
@SpevMoon
@SpevMoon 3 жыл бұрын
I feel SEEN by this video...!!! Hope you're feeling heaps better soon, you take care of yourself, us 30+ types need extra recuperating time!!!😂❤️
@jasminmoncada1134
@jasminmoncada1134 3 жыл бұрын
I was dying at laughing when he put the kidz pop version of drivers license
@xXSweetsMelodyXx
@xXSweetsMelodyXx 3 жыл бұрын
"I have more bags than Louis Vuitton" that got me lol XD
@rnaval6000official
@rnaval6000official 2 жыл бұрын
“Im 30” “Wow thats almost 100” Did the kid fail his math class?
@gaugemogle0779
@gaugemogle0779 3 жыл бұрын
Can't believe kirt is 30 i thought he was 23 or 18
@אביהקחזם
@אביהקחזם 3 жыл бұрын
@@thomaslaparnestudenthbhs6439 Loved it.
@drezz8783
@drezz8783 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr I thought he was 22 years old lololol
@iprobablyforgotsomething
@iprobablyforgotsomething 3 жыл бұрын
Right?? He's got such a baby-face! Maybe when he's 50 he'll finally look 30.
@bruhgamez46
@bruhgamez46 3 жыл бұрын
Another 5 years and you can run for President!!
@designsbydevon2067
@designsbydevon2067 3 жыл бұрын
“When I was a kid I used to secretly hate everyone now I’m an adult I publicly hate everyone” -Kurt Tocci 2021
@scmondol698
@scmondol698 3 жыл бұрын
Kurt looked hilarious wearing those glasses😄😄😄
@carmenkelly6018
@carmenkelly6018 3 жыл бұрын
You literally nailed it,that's how I felt two weeks ago and still do lol ☺
@adumbcreeper5192
@adumbcreeper5192 3 жыл бұрын
I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS SO MUCH!!!!
@mamibrain
@mamibrain 3 жыл бұрын
"I have more bags than Louis Vuitton" 😂😂😂😂😂
@eduardmihai
@eduardmihai 3 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday Kurt! 30 is not a big number. 😅😅
@80severythingbru23
@80severythingbru23 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist; he did turn 30 today, and that is his nephew.
@RaydivatheWriter
@RaydivatheWriter 3 жыл бұрын
'40...is when you're old' Me laughing in 50.
@superfuzzbigmuff594
@superfuzzbigmuff594 3 жыл бұрын
Haha, Funny as always, Kurt! Happy Birthday!
@person-kb1id
@person-kb1id 3 жыл бұрын
Omg I'm so early! Kurt is so underrated he deserves more subs
@DazzlerDarkstalker
@DazzlerDarkstalker 3 жыл бұрын
You are amazing Kurt. Love you so much. Sending you virtual covid free hugs from Dubai ❤🇦🇪
@frizzy_girl5284
@frizzy_girl5284 3 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday Kurt... 30...Do you know what I said to my uncle when he turned 30??? Heyyyyy uncle you are finally old😁😁😁😁
@אביהקחזם
@אביהקחזם 3 жыл бұрын
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KURT!!! 🤩🥳❤️ You are amazing, I love your videoes so much. Keep smiling!😁
@PentragonCosplay
@PentragonCosplay 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone is having a baby, I can´t even take care of a houseplant! I feel that so much XD Also tell the kids he needs math private lessons!
@sarahardila
@sarahardila 3 жыл бұрын
When you can relate to almost all these and you can’t even drive yet
@booklover5800
@booklover5800 3 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday Kurt!! 💙
@aimeeseyer9693
@aimeeseyer9693 3 жыл бұрын
This is reminding me too much of Joey from Friends 🤣 Happy Birthday Kurt!!!! 🥳🍾
@vladislavivanov5535
@vladislavivanov5535 3 жыл бұрын
Man, this is funny!!! Hope you had a wonderful birthday!!! ❤❤❤🤣🤣🤣🎁🎁🎁🥳🥳🥳
@softcherrycat1234
@softcherrycat1234 Жыл бұрын
0:05 lol
@bhavyabisht4622
@bhavyabisht4622 3 жыл бұрын
OMG these are super hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@peterwong8186
@peterwong8186 3 жыл бұрын
30 will come and go ...... just wait till you reach the DOUBLE 5 🤣
@emmamurphy5170
@emmamurphy5170 3 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday, Kurt! 🎂🎉
@Alyssaplaysstuff
@Alyssaplaysstuff 3 жыл бұрын
3:26 Kurt: Im 30! Jake: Wow thats almost 100! Kurt: (Visible sadness)
@ThePoeticGuy
@ThePoeticGuy 3 жыл бұрын
Why God why? Why you doin' this to Kurt? Kurt had a deal with you! 😭
@MidnightKitty
@MidnightKitty 3 жыл бұрын
Could not stop laughing between 1:11 - 1:16 xD
@Dullahan996
@Dullahan996 3 жыл бұрын
Kurt - When I was a kid I secretly hate everyone but now I publicly hate everyone Me : that's the most relatable thing I've heard
@jen2053
@jen2053 3 жыл бұрын
I’m 30 next year and I already relate to all of this
@rydrrrcrz
@rydrrrcrz 3 жыл бұрын
2:39 Me every hour
@cozyboy14
@cozyboy14 3 ай бұрын
lol 😂
@itzjalalyt8049
@itzjalalyt8049 3 жыл бұрын
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Love your videos so much
@atroskie5101
@atroskie5101 3 жыл бұрын
I have more bags than Louis Vitton :D Freakin hilarious
@derpface5979
@derpface5979 3 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday Kurt I can’t believe that he is 30 he looks like 23 or 24 years old
@TheHeroHaven
@TheHeroHaven 3 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry for your loss of years
@monax_chan
@monax_chan 3 жыл бұрын
Damn this the funniest 👁️👄👁️
@ejleraurbo6832
@ejleraurbo6832 2 ай бұрын
2:38 when i need coffee.
@aewcciararae1848
@aewcciararae1848 3 жыл бұрын
This basically me and I’m only 22😂😂😂
@robchapman7223
@robchapman7223 3 жыл бұрын
Round of applause for Kurt. Still promises us vids when he has a life threatening disease!
@Rodger-That
@Rodger-That 3 жыл бұрын
Wait what?
@karaigrayson8198
@karaigrayson8198 3 жыл бұрын
What does he have
@avivaschannel
@avivaschannel 3 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday to our litt-BIG boy yeah big boy
@janiceadoresyou3284
@janiceadoresyou3284 2 жыл бұрын
"wow that's almost 100" Kurt: **too stun to speak**
@YourFavorite_BandKid
@YourFavorite_BandKid 3 жыл бұрын
Kurt: when I was a kid, you couldn’t wear crop tops at 14! Me, at 10, wherein croptops: 😐😑🤣
@madhavianand1260
@madhavianand1260 3 жыл бұрын
U r such a hard-working man❤️
@jjettasproductions4540
@jjettasproductions4540 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for all ur hard work to entertain us. Hope u get better soon
@isacosem6956
@isacosem6956 3 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday Kurt I hope you never stop making good and funny content
@xfrxrk
@xfrxrk 3 жыл бұрын
When you're 30 you wouldn't know a song by a 18 y/o "kid". Haha heard up and drivers license with your reaction got me laughing
@moonlight_seeker3337
@moonlight_seeker3337 3 ай бұрын
Dude I'm 2yrs away from turning 30 and I felt and saw every bit of this in my now lmao😆😂
@emilys.8541
@emilys.8541 3 жыл бұрын
Another great video Kurt😅keep 'em coming👏👏
@akudibajak8423
@akudibajak8423 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you to cheer me up kurt.. Today I'm broken heart and so sick. And when I see your video thats make me Happy
@jennasmith5313
@jennasmith5313 8 ай бұрын
This is Best advice ever you are not old until you feel old.
@codnonstoppro8377
@codnonstoppro8377 3 жыл бұрын
Happy 30 birthday Kurt 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳😂🤗
@livylou11
@livylou11 3 жыл бұрын
Feel this way at 28. Love your Videos Kurt!
@totowafa4161
@totowafa4161 3 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday 🎉 Kurt 🎂🎂🎈🎈🎈
@eddyolex
@eddyolex 3 жыл бұрын
2:25 me after a long lacrosse tournament
@Spot._.
@Spot._. 3 жыл бұрын
WOW THATS ALMOST ONE HUNDRED I AM DYING🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@RedheadHomie
@RedheadHomie 3 жыл бұрын
I can tell the kid at the end was camera shy 😂
@mustasheolll2020
@mustasheolll2020 2 жыл бұрын
I love how he’s 30 but acts like a little kid 😂
@lilimorina2505
@lilimorina2505 3 жыл бұрын
Socks? More like #SOCKSFOR1 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@KJack530
@KJack530 Жыл бұрын
“Wow that’s almost 100.” 😂
@katiezerbee1321
@katiezerbee1321 3 жыл бұрын
Aww is that your real nephew?? So cute!!! 😍
@Hello-eb2cz
@Hello-eb2cz 2 жыл бұрын
1:45 to bro this got me wheezing
@davidmckinney6577
@davidmckinney6577 3 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday 🎉🥳🎉🎈🎂 Kurt good buddy 👍 you sure don't look that old I hope you have a wonderful blessed day my friend 🙏 I love you buddy 👍 god bless you my friend 🙏
@1_3_37
@1_3_37 3 жыл бұрын
“Wow that’s almost 100” Lmao
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