If Cupid was Asian

A nice Grandma asked me what I was training for in the park. What should I have said....
#skit #valentinesday #asian #parody #comedy #sketch #emotionaldamage
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[@ThareenBogoda]

The Steven he gigachad music is actually Bret’s attempt at funk music. Check the video by twoset violin.

[@StevenHe]

AYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO I can't believe you recognized that

[@megan_l_yt]

@@StevenHeHAHA YES

[@D1N0-_-]

Uhhmmmmm actually it’s writen as phonk ☝🤓🤯😂🤯😎

[@megan_l_yt]

Every single one of those videos of Eddy and Brett producing music put me on the floor

[@erikchun93]

phonk*

[@user-tf1sp9vk8z]

"Kevin watches Netflix, Emily also watches Netflix, I see a $17/month savings here." That's the most Asian thing I've ever heard, and I'm Asian.

[@StevenHe]

Welcome to failure management

[@Majarn]

@@StevenHeIs that an acting schoo-

[@michaelcardona2074]

same

[@bl3343]

Another option would be to date someone who has a different streaming service. That way, you both get two streaming services for the price of one.

[@antimime666]

Nah, the most Asian thing would be to pirate and pay $0/month

[@aduckwithaknife]

Steven's Asian-ness is so majestic that he can use chopsticks to use a phone💀

[@StevenHe]

yall can't?!

[@jackdiaz5616]

He can use chopsticks and make anything Asian. "Drinking a glass of water with chopsticks saves 20% on your gas bill, you should try it out lah"

[@reaganmonkey8]

Yes. I was about to mention that.

[@ntrg3248]

I'm to much of a failure ​@@StevenHe

[@magnifriedisalive]

​Wait we can with chop sticks ? ​@@StevenHe

[@bensonabernathy4664]

1:11 Steven is an actor, has the whole year off... I lost it there, the self-roasting caught me off guard.

[@barbh1]

50% divorce rate. That's One Night Stan.

[@The0fficialGigabyte]

“love is like the perfect merger, like how disney acquired marvel” that got me 💀

[@sarvolfe6435]

That's the textbook example of an abusive relationship.

[@orionakd]

Disney acquired marvel And then they went down together and couldn't get away from each other. They can only go to the grave together. Oh my god .....

[@The0fficialGigabyte]

@@orionakdur thinking what im thinking my friend

[@Sphendrana]

I really want them to divorce, they're terrible around each other.

[@The0fficialGigabyte]

@@Sphendrana agreed

[@user-lynKx]

"my arrows don't just bring love, they also bring joint tax benefits" that one actually had me dying

[@StevenHe]

yes the real important stuff

[@gracefulgamer5578]

Why I got married 😌 (jk but I mean, it does help 🤷🏼‍♀️😂)

[@nicolaecalin4217]

​@@StevenHeindeed

[@jaywinters6010]

Don't die, you'll lose out on the tax benefits

[@cyrilespejo]

“ben is british, alex is a dentis-“ *i lost it.*

[@StevenHe]

shhhhh..... I don/t think most people got that one

[@cyrilespejo]

@@StevenHegotchu

[@Madiannereid]

I CACKLED

[@Chas-OTE]

That went over my head, but you caught it 😂

[@frankwest018]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nerso1234]

"Santa delivers gifts, I deliver future... And discounts" 😂😂😂😂

[@nerso1234]

Why'd Steven deleted his comment in mine

[@ReliDeliMega]

“My arrows don’t just bring love. THEY ALSO BRING JOINT TAX BENEFITS”😂

[@SamuelDancingGallew]

Why do I hear the second half in an uncontrollable gremlin voice on the verge of unstoppable laughter?

[@britoniahbergel1913]

It's not "love at first sight" it's "initially optimized compatibility" got me rolling on the floor

[@StevenHe]

It's all about math

[@fondzendzefhorace6483]

😂😂😂😂

[@nicolaecalin4217]

​@@StevenHemath indeed

[@Rosawyn]

@@StevenHe I actually read an article just the other day that said that "love at first sight" *is* in fact a subconscious compatibility optimization calculation our brains are doing. Apparently there have been recent scientific studies on this.

[@emilyparnell4661]

@@Rosawyn Interesting, could you link the study? I'd like to read it.

[@TMonthly]

"Has a master's degree. Very nice. ...in film. What da hail" Got me laughing hard 😂

[@lightning_11]

The other people in that park must be so confused!

[@Ember-iz3pi]

Yes

[@SoDakJason]

"Steven is an actor. Has the whole year off." Wait, so Steven's dad runs Failure Management's Cat Cafe, provides repairman therapy, built Beijing Corn, *and* brings singles together? Your move, Timmy's dad.

[@StevenHe]

AYYYYY so glad you've been enjoying the mini skits over on the shorts page

[@omarbassam6941]

@@StevenHeWho wouldn’t enjoy comedy gold like that, or this “Jerry right there is training for balls of steel”

[@bobli840]

Whole year off? I think you must mean he's unemployed XD

[@SoDakJason]

@@bobli840 I think "failure" covers that. :D

[@omarbassam6941]

@@SoDakJason Nah, the correct term is “Actor”

[@DDP-Gaming]

1:20 "George is a tiktoker, Chris is also unemployed" Lol These jokes just get wilder every second 💀

[@random22026]

0:42 That split-second timing, as the thrown phone gives its final death yell (*plop* as it hits the ground)--perfect for Valentine's Day. 💘

[@StevenHe]

That’s all Megan 😂

[@random22026]

I swear, that woman is GOOD! (As are you, mate--guaranteed high-larity ensues!) Love from England! 👋🏻💓@@StevenHe

[@xtremewtf1]

“One night Stan” got me rolling on the floor

[@euthanasia9930]

"50% divorce rate? Dats not me, dats Stan." Absolute madman.

[@sukriyeesrasezgin3598]

🤣

[@jmeow1598]

HELP I THOUGHT IT WAS SATANN

[@TimmyGC]

​@@jmeow1598still accurate 😹

[@jmeow1598]

@@TimmyGC OhmiArchon lol

[@TJGallin]

His face when the 50% divorce hit 😂, he backpedaled so hard he ended up in Rome

[@StevenHe]

all roads leads back to roma

[@kziila0244]

@@StevenHe “ROMA!” - \ô/ Guess the reference. Hint: Gacha

[@VintageCardinal]

stats not true btw

[@anotterwithaphone3077]

​@@kziila0244 Hetalia?

[@kziila0244]

@@anotterwithaphone3077 Romululs from Fate Grand Order

[@mrgurulittle7000]

The tree scene.🤣🤣 1:54 I actually thought you were in that tree.🤣🤣

[@AverageAnimeArtist]

0:49 YESSSSS!!!! EXTRA POINTS 🤣🤣

[@dealforbet8888]

Steven's ability to juggle multiple roles is truly impressive. From running a cat cafe to providing repairman therapy, building Beijing Corn, and playing matchmaker, he's a real multitasking pro! Your move, Timmy's dad.

[@OneREmixDude274]

a verified youtuber!!! 😱😱

[@A_GodApple]

bro looks like he's 12

[@benskev]

FUYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Timmy was doing that while learning the piano at age 5. He is also director of Home Channel and Beijing Torn, the number 1 demolition company in all of China. Timmy also invented the cure for Covid while studying for his Law degree from Harvard. Your move, Steven's dad.

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

that's not steven, that's steven's dad. recognize the difference in success. steven still failure.

[@The-Epic-clone-royal-flower]

☠️☠️☠️ He’s funny

[@palo828]

“You can’t put a price on love. I can.” Damn that opening was fire. Already glued

[@Ember-iz3pi]

Me too

[@ViewtifulAce]

1:01 That merger was not good. Disney acquiring Marvel got Spectacular Spider-Man cancelled!

[@user-cy4wd5ve4f]

"They also bring joint tax benefits" That sounds like a deal to me.

[@aduckwithaknife]

One night Stan is a truly "sorry children" moment💀

[@verentyee5413]

Yes, I thought that exact same thing!😆😂

[@benjielnguyen1661]

i googled the thing

[@443MoneyTrees]

Oh now I get the name lol

[@YashvardhanMemoryTricks]

Ahh yes uncle roger

[@richardmahn7589]

@@443MoneyTrees And do you get the comment that Stan....One night Stans...are to blame for divorce? heh

[@Toto_ghost]

You can`t put a price on love, I can - very wise words from Steven he

[@StevenHe]

that's my job as Asian Cupid

[@Toto_ghost]

AAAAAA MAA STEVEN HE COMMENTED

[@Pufferloxol]

Exactly

[@dabiga2315]

The "A good entrepreneur knows their markets" bit got me good

[@anzacr7169]

“Steven is an actor, he has the whole year off” Has me rolling xD

[@cyrilespejo]

asian cupid is really just a financial professional half naked, holding a red bow and arrow.

[@Prof_Lithium]

You mean red bow and chopsticks?

[@cyrilespejo]

yes, my bad.@@Prof_Lithium

[@cyrilespejo]

@@Prof_Lithiumah yes.

[@CJ0611]

Just remember, he had to go out in public with this goofy-ah bow, make drawings in the dirt, do random yoga, and deliver these voicelines

[@StevenHe]

a grandma asked me what I was training for. I said I make videos on the internet

[@valvinny9547]

LoL​@@StevenHe

[@lazy_bt]

​@@StevenHe im honestly glad you told her the truth 😊 couldve said smth more "serious" but just saying what you were actually doing is nice! maybe you showed her your channel so she knows what youre all about and spread the word -for more subscribers?- 👀

[@ZhangtheGreat]

@@StevenHe Your grandma must be disappointed in you for not having a real job

[@makaumulli8778]

You forgot hugging a tree... The zoom-out caught me by surprise 😂😂😂

[@chasingmoonlight7342]

The laying across the rock like Patrick from SpongeBob killed me. 😂🤣❤

[@Ultimate_cat]

Imagine just having a walk and you randomly see Steven doing random shit🤣💀🤣💀

[@ryukihagane7211]

Not him running with a handmade cupid arrow. I am dead💀💀. Also the Chopsticks

[@StevenHe]

that bow actualy broke by the end of the shoot because I put it around my torso. I was too thick

[@ryukihagane7211]

​@@StevenHe The bow couldn't handle your "Asian-ness" 💀

[@aaritmitra625]

Steven: *appears* Cupid: You want me to help you find your soulmate? I help those who look like Ryan Gosling. You look like Ryan from accounting.

[@StevenHe]

nice

[@trevandrea8909]

😂😂😂😂

[@MaliEmpireKing]

“Watches anime… EXTRA POINTS!” Got me rolling

[@crescentedwards851]

The joy at being able to "reset" his writing in dirt🤣

[@kjw79]

Why did I laugh so hard at a tax benefits joke?! You’re amazing, Steven

[@StevenHe]

yo that's the actual important part

[@leeeknowsaurus]

the random asian grandma tai chi with the bow and arros got me 💀💀

[@StevenHe]

an actual grandma in the park asked me what I was training for

[@MoragOctober]

@@StevenHe I would have loved to hear that conversation, it sounds adorable! XD

[@nicolaecalin4217]

​@@StevenHelol

[@PAHG2]

One Night Stan is such a genuinely good joke that i'm surprised I've never heard before...

[@Moai_Man1]

1:16 plot twist: william is purple guy

[@sheldonscarlett3697]

"Ben is British" Ah yes, fantastic career choice

[@chriscoats262]

'Chris is also unemployed!'. ..Stop attacking me, man. :D

[@StevenHe]

HAHAAAAAAAAA sorry about that

[@masterridley8593]

As a wise man once said: "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!" :)

[@Ember-iz3pi]

​@@masterridley8593 yessir

[@oraisteunyu]

0:58 is that "I have the power of Anime on my side" pose😂😂

[@Doomsoldier_08]

I like how Steven flexes his kung fu moves in public in this scene 0:53 he’s so majestic, he’s literally the best Asian ever ❤

[@EwoX09]

"Kevin watches netflix, Emily also watches Netflix, I see a $17/month savings here." LOL

[@tonyxultra2279]

One night Stan is that one dad who left to get milk for his children, but he never came back. Oh wait..💀

[@andrewfossatti4937]

I can’t imagine what everyone in that park is thinking as he films his videos😂😂😂😂

[@Lifes_great-]

Steven’s Asian accent, piano talent, inspiration to me, and acting are the definition of perfect😂

[@ConstructionCrazy]

Cupid, using chopsticks as arrows? Genius!

[@annelim9552]

“I deliver future and discounts” thats the best line Edit1: holy 150likes?! Edit2: wow 290likes?! Edit3: wow299likes Edit4: nooo because i edited i lost the like that steven gave me😢 Edit5: holy shet 305 likes!!

[@annelim9552]

Omg this is the most likes i’ve ever gotten tysm guys

[@user-mw5ss2hh6j]

"santa delivers gifts, i deliver futures" The best damn quote i've heard on this platform

[@Melvintnh3279]

0:14 "it's not love at first sight, it's _initially optimised compatibility_ " 😂😂😂

[@NapalmConsumer]

Steven casually posing in a public area not giving a damn about what people think is one of the most wholesome things I've seen on yt. :D

[@LongLiveSwagistan]

Bros the kind of person you don't hope to get at your company, always trying to max his skills 🗿

[@StevenHe]

Whole skill tree unlocked

[@venator-fb7yy]

Give him the hardest jobs and watch them get done so fast and efficiently that you'd think he used a cheat code!😂

[@ethanxillasaurus2572]

I almost spit out my drink when he said his arrow gives tax benefits! 😂 XD

[@cygott2089]

Pretty sure Steven got the bow stuck on his head half way through.

[@ryukihagane7211]

"My arrow don't only bring love but joint taax benefits" , I am dead 💀

[@christopherking4607]

1:26 The one night Stan joke got me🤣🤣🤣💔

[@andriciner5428]

0:48 got me hahahahahahahahhaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

[@XRBlast]

Bro can’t find arrows so he gets chopsticks Bruh😂😂😂😂

[@CelestialDeathscythe]

Hearing charlie brown's teacher call him out on the divorce rate killed me laughing

[@megan_l_yt]

Charlie Brown’s teacher >>> - Editor Megan

[@AllisterVinris]

So many good jokes, I can't! "One-Night Stan" actually broke me hahaha!

[@cybergaming2022]

"Is a kindness TikTok - What da hail" Got me rolling 🤣🤣🤣

[@prinnxx]

1:59 Lmfao how tf did you even get that bow in there!? 😂

[@elephant_888]

Jordan & William - Politician & Priest 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣☠️

[@StevenHe]

shhhh.... I thinkt that flew above most people's heads

[@miershyk]

Hearing Brett's junglefonk at 1:32 is just the cherry on top!

[@megan_l_yt]

YES! You noticed! - Editor Megan

[@stubbornegg1]

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS I thought I was losing it when I first heard it 🤣

[@dilrai4438]

“She watches anime…EXTRA POINTS” got me to the floor-

[@Esiecat]

The passers by be like 😂

[@PokhrajRoy.]

1:41 Arrow Pull Out Game is strong

[@WishBone275]

The only downside of love is the cost… your bank account.

[@StevenHe]

ha that's why my arrows brings tax benefits

[@gcfromthegc]

you should have told her you were becoming cupid

[@jaxonsilva777]

"Santa Delivers PResents i deliver a future and a discound got me laugthing so hard i through up

[@heimdal4042]

Whats your job? "Comparing cousin"

[@armansadeghi1818]

Steven's dad: "back in my day cupid wasn't invented yet"

[@Ember-iz3pi]

Nah it would be like: back in my day, I was Cupid

[@Ember-iz3pi]

Nah it would be: back in my day, I was Cupid

[@Rockyu-ym3dq]

“What’s he doing” “Oh that’s just Steven, he comes here a lot. (Whispers) “he’s a failure”

[@matrixliberator7]

People in the garden "Look at him ,he's gone senile"0:51😂 " kids these days"😂0:16 " somebody help him to the hospital"1:00😂 😂

[@megan_l_yt]

I’m sorry, it’s the opening stomping sequence for me 💀

[@valteavaluespautu4080]

The Cupid be like: Oh wait you dha ugly boy huh 😂

[@ArthurMetalHead]

Hi happy valentine day

[@Sryaners]

Lol

[@Ben_B.826]

Lol

[@luvtsv._]

YOO did you just used brett's jungle phonk for 1:32 ?? 😂😂

[@luvtsv._]

Calling for twosetters loll

[@megan_l_yt]

YES! It was too good of an opportunity to pass up! - Editor Megan

[@StevenHe]

AYYOOOOOO NO WAY YOU RECOGNIZED THAT

[@luvtsv._]

@@megan_l_yt wahh try to use the other brett's masterpiece! 😂 maybe the "relaxing" lofi 🤣

[@luvtsv._]

@@StevenHe with the power of ling ling!!

[@analixir]

It took a few seconds to understand that smug look after“Dylan has a peanut butter factory, Mary has a jelly business” LMAOOOOOOO

[@Danny_the_Chicken]

“Santa delivers gifts, I deliver futures. And discounts” Best slogan ever.

[@frankwest018]

0:41 Phone: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

[@greenpotato8744]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

[@Musicisavibechangemymind]

The elegant movements of the rare asian cupid

[@Belthazor24]

I like how the opening poses are basically just "Hawkeye if you got him off wish."

[@tytool2385]

Asian Cupid:"Nah I'd win"

[@muktam2025]

Yo the little bow around his neck 😂😂😂

[@StevenHe]

the bow actually broke because my torso was too thick

[@CatBloxClassic]

ONE NIGHT STAN LETS GO😂😂

[@StevenHe]

I haven't met him yet, wasn't popular enough

[@CatBloxClassic]

@@StevenHe lol haha thx for replying

[@Chri5ant]

Imagine getting graded by Cupid, I’m getting straight F’s

[@Rocket351]

As I do kung fu I can confirm those moves were completely real

[@ElsaW10]

Steven mastered the Arts of chopsticks that he can use it on his phone

[@StevenHe]

yall dont'?!

[@NuclearNeutron9]

@@StevenHe I'm not Asian, I don't have the power of rice in my soul...

[@ElsaW10]

@@StevenHe OFC I do, I asian 😆

[@CatBloxClassic]

Me on Valentines: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE😂😂

[@John_1_18]

I hear that with stevens voice xD

[@staronyx4344]

"Jane goes to the gym." 'Good.' "Built her own business" 'Good' "Watches anime......" EXTRA POINTS! That was my favourite line😂

[@jeffp7368]

I now have the urge to watch random things being crushed by a hydraulic press.

[@m.thompson3919]

2:04 Wait... is Stephen trying to set himself up with Santa?? 😂

[@PokhrajRoy.]

1:06 Wait, I thought she had a lamb

[@user-uc6fp4kp3z]

Imagine just how many times he got stuck in that bow! 😂😂😂

[@DewayneSchofield-ps9yi]

I adore how he is mocking the traditional matchmaking system

[@pizzakid7806]

both like anime 96% compatabilaty got me rolling on the floor

[@gerardroll6468]

It looked like dad was checking out potential replacements for Steven’s job @ Failure Management 😂😂😂

[@StevenHe]

Steven can work at failure management and still be unemployed

[@gerardroll6468]

@@StevenHe … Only Steven could pull that off using his acting skills, much to dad’s disappointment 🫵😂

[@bensonabernathy4664]

2:21 Cupid's Asian Dad: Where da hail did the other 5% go?

[@be_al]

Cupid's such a genius. Two on two makes one bros!