Asians During Halloween

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[@StevenHe]

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[@flamingtanksquad7199]

Wow

[@aarondavidson6409]

pin dat shit to top homie :)

[@death-istic9586]

Hi.

[@jamesstevenson9056]

IS THAT IamMobo?!?!?!

[@whitelordteam]

Hi

[@Thechrisbarnett]

Also let’s take a minute to acknowledge the fact that Steven unlocked his godfather impression DURING the shoot 😂

[@vakishindrajith]

Who tf are you?

[@lilCrusader]

the sole voice of reason is the guy from those tiktoks everyone knows but cant remember just like reason

[@aick]

That was remarkable, honestly Steven just proved he's better than 90% of the SNL cast with that, not that he wasn't already.

[@I-S-C]

he barely sounded like vito what are you talking about

[@moongoddess1978]

🤣🤣🤣

[@aaritmitra625]

"You are ten years old and Asian." Got me rolling on the ground. Best line ever

[@HippieGypsy]

I love improv scenes like that

[@MoiraWillenov]

I love how they just could not hold it together.

[@maurenovick]

I'm laughing all over again!!

[@DreamlessVoid]

What a FAILURE! His cousin is 4 years old and runs his entire region!

[@Aria__1700]

Ik! It was one of those moments where you didn't know what was gonna come out of their mouths next. It's like one time I meet this Asian guy in school and he was being racist towards me cuz I'm white but yk foreigners in school speak their language when shit-talking so we can't understand them, so I called him out in Korean, and he was like: 😶... "WHEN DID YOU LEARN KOREAN?" omg that got me it reminded me of this moment hearing that line😂

[@danielthrasher]

Chris got me feeling some typa way

[@jenniferthomas4134]

Hi Daniel!!!!!!

[@Vince_mik]

:)

[@DragonSong5]

It’s been 3 days and Daniel only has 29 likes? Impossible…

[@ChrystKoffi]

Oh Daniel! I love your videos!

[@maryastutzman5654]

Daniel in the comments!!!!!

[@mattheoprannac]

Nathan taking his glove off only to have another one under was the funniest thing I've seen all week 😂

[@piledrive]

That's like the Doc taking off his sunglasses to reveal he has another pair on underneath

[@justynas1167]

Eating the Oreo sideways was the most disturbing part of the video 😭 well played lads

[@StevenHe]

HAHAHAHAH

[@mydlands]

He's taking lessons from @thechrisbarnett psych roommate series.

[@zachmercer1065]

FOOD CRIME

[@shiro75]

this is a war crime or aka THE BIGGIST FOOD WAR CRIME

[@MOE13576]

For real 🫠

[@friendlyfroggy822]

Steven is the most accurate representation of Asians in all his videos 😭

[@TopRob1]

Obsly

[@PCR_710_SKY]

Legit true 😂🥲🔥✌️❤

[@nlivlavie3108]

I really his comedy too. EMOTIONAL DAMAGE 😮😂😊

[@jkgaming0565]

It helps that he is Asian

[@treasure9342]

​@@Minegaming-rp1luoh wow no way, I didn't know a Bot could meat Steven IRL

[@number1biggiecheesefan]

As the candy trader on Halloween, I can confirm this is exactly how I feel

[@StevenHe]

Kids are opening LLCs to trade candy

[@nancyhsieh2694]

Why did only steven comment on this and no one else for ovr 6 months

[@Antithenai]

I watched this for the 10th time. I can't believe I just noticed how ridiculously small the luigi costume is on Nathan that he can't even ZIP the back 😂 1:40

[@FreakyRufus]

Taking off the glove to reveal another glove had me genuinely howling with laughter!

[@LEGnewTube]

Haha I totally didn’t catch that 😂😂😂

[@StevenHe]

Almost no one caught that😂

[@allhailrise]

I caught it too n I lol'ed

[@Koubles]

Same. I was not expecting it, yet I should've with the level of absurdity that is this video X

[@user-lf5ky2su9x]

Never let them know your next move

[@Thechrisbarnett]

2:32 the trench coat opening was honestly the most cinematic thing ngl

[@megan_l_yt]

That HIT

[@whatthepick]

True Hustler Kid vibes :D

[@mar_wong]

@Thechrisbarnett could have brought Jimothy to snatch the candies for better effect hahahahah😂

[@yassiethedog]

YOU CAN ONLY MAKE 1 COMMENT AS A POPULAR YT STOPP THATS ILLEGAL

[@calmyourmind5665]

@@mar_wongYeah, but he’s more of a lover and an empath. Hypothetically.

[@LoAzulyRojo]

''Where did you guys get a projector? Does my mom know about this?'' Had me crying laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@runfastlady6395]

The Mars Candy family should use Steven He to market their products. This is too hilarious 🤣🤣

[@KookieStar]

I'll never expected to see the day I would see Barbie and Luigi having a debate about candy while Wednesday Addams was just there watching them 😂😂😂

[@celemirelewen4348]

Excuse you, it was Hulk Hogan and Luigi.

[@danielawytte3228]

i’d love an au where barbie and luigi are asians, and they debate about this…!

[@nanarose8537]

Watching and giving commentary! 😂😂😂

[@seaweedbrain2933]

Hulk Hogan* 😂

[@EtonLastinger-gq3lz]

I think that was Hulk Hogan, not Wednesday, Addams

[@makkroww6097]

This is exactly what it feels like when you and your friends are trading for candy 💀

[@Pancakes2032]

Fr

[@StevenHe]

Yessir

[@shreyashannegowda1070]

yo man gimme a snickers bar@@StevenHe

[@PSCompletionist]

Kids with candy corn legit like the lower waged class meanwhile you got the lucky kids with king-sized bars.

[@C4nineOfficial]

Gotta start trading early

[@yorelyoung6407]

They had so much drama in that exchange that even their local drama club looked at them and said "Woah, why so dramatic!??"

[@saturos5068]

3:32 did anyone notice the subscribe button light up when they said to like and subscribe? Ive never seen that before

[@No_idea_editz]

Me neither dude

[@ellisi6439]

Same 😳

[@darkpro_xgm]

Its a new feature yt added to get the viewers attention, and it worked

[@eiadithecoder620]

It's a new feature

[@dramaticallydreaming3656]

I love how they both have summoned glasses out of nowhere for the dramatic effect

[@StevenHe]

Yes I confirm they just spontaneously spawn for that 1 shot

[@annahmichel5727]

Super secret Asian glasses summoning technique.

[@nickorange4881]

i loved how the glasses had that shine. anime

[@youtubecommentergal4346]

The way Steven and Nathan just get into the negotiation and business talk without laughing due to the clothes they're wearing takes impressive acting skills. “Are you guys wearing business ties?” I didn't notice that until Chris noticed it.

[@StevenHe]

We take the trade very seriously

[@depressoespresso5904]

same

[@pandacitis7763]

I'm appreciating the use of hangul. "Very NOT nice." That had me rolling. 🤣

[@Whitecraine]

“power what’s-the-point?” 😂

[@GeneDarrTV]

4:09 What kind of a psychopath bites into the cookie vertically?! 😂

[@MaterialEqualMe]

We asians do🤣 I mean for real.

[@puddingislife]

@@MaterialEqualMe well I certainly don't

[@MaterialEqualMe]

@@puddingislife Then pass.LOL!

[@bakeiscool]

‘I run this block’ ‘You are 10 years old and Asian.’ Got me dying.

[@gabrielli614]

Im sorry, i just cant take steven seriously starting from 0:21 THE BLOND HAIR IS TOO MUCH 🤣

[@ShropshireFoundation]

Dude I love how dramatic everything was 🤣🤣

[@spoon4peace]

The glove under glove reveal and the sideways Oreo crunch sent me.

[@StevenHe]

You have a good eye. Most people missed those 2 jokes

[@mikkunmikkichi3762]

1:50 the chinese guy was so shocked he turned japanese.

[@SnobbyBird_]

The power of friendship prevails yet again

[@Jurassiccanonking]

Taking off his gloves to reveal more gloves was great.

[@vismaykedilaya1318]

Steven's godfather impression is just gold Also, WHO THE HECK EATS AN OREO LIKE THAT?

[@Sunbeargirl-]

I literally cringed and said, "Oh! Why would you bite it like that?!" when Nathan ate the Oreo. 😂

[@Zeratoxx_]

I'M INFURIATED

[@Green-tt9cx]

idk why. i feel my teeth in pain watching him eats oreo like that.

[@DVS_PDX]

stoobid children

[@zeroChannelJJ]

This whole video was to exchange the Oreos for M&M's, they negotiated so much they exchanged each other's candy and ended up back where they started... 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mikkunmikkichi3762]

yeah. i immediately went to comment section but no one seemed to notice.

[@DragonSong5]

Beginning: Barbie has M&Ms, Luigi has Oreos End: Barbie has Oreos, Luigi has M&Ms and they swap back. Me: wait wut

[@Unwanted_truth_]

I noticed that too, we're in the minority of people who still have the capacity to pay attention for five minutes

[@llamasugar5478]

Does this mean I too, am normal, or are we the weirdos? I had to go back and confirm what I thought I saw.

[@Gu....]

yeah

[@liliowen2132]

I think this is one of my top favourites, the internal monologue, the deeper voices and Chris having self awareness and his dialogue/commentary.

[@noobingaroundpt7167]

0:27 I didn't even noticed 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bellissimo4520]

3:45 - The dude wearing white gloves over his white gloves is hilarious...

[@crazyanimationtime1806]

I remember doing this right after trick or treating with my friends. Also in my neighborhood my teachers would secretly give extra credit to students who gave them their favorite candy so people would try to trade things to get a better grade.

[@MOE13576]

​​​@@cheryledavis3580*HOLD UP !* ✋️

[@HBDuran]

Luigi constantly removing his gloves with zero effect had me rolling

[@StevenHe]

I should have had him do that all bideo

[@kelvincadieux1473]

Guys the candies they eventually traded just switched places, steven had the m&m's in the beginning and he gave the mario x oreo collab in the end

[@PokhrajRoy.]

4:17 Moral of the Story: The real trade offs were the friends we made along the way

[@Issidian]

Underrated

[@050_WeiXian]

What the fu-

[@lilytoman9065]

This is the Halloween spirit we need!!😂

[@jefeesdios]

3:08 you monopolize the SUPPLY

[@user-zd5ey2qh5b]

I've no idea how they're holding their laughs while wearing those costumes😂🤣

[@LisaChung-tz9lw]

I'll be 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@PokhrajRoy.]

2:44 Such excellent wordplay 👏🏽

[@Cheezitnator]

The appearance of the ties got me. 😂

[@bethanypuleo]

😂😂😂 This was my childhood with my brother every time after trick-or-treat and the Easter egg hunt. So good!

[@dybo3793]

I’m not Asian but I still feel the tension in the room every year

[@evaphy]

I guess the difference is that Asians use powerpoint instead of slide 🤣

[@transenby42622]

I swear to God, despite me not being Asian my best friend and I have made it our tradition that on every November 1st we will set up on her front porch and trade candy, and we seal the deal with a secret handshake. It's probably the thing I'm looking forward to the most for this Halloween, and this was a completely accurate representation of what it feels like, but probably funnier because its Steven. (Also I completely missed this at first but holy shit, Steven *is* Warren Buffet now!!!!)

[@StevenHe]

Warren buffet 😘👌🏻

[@LeeFeather]

Luigi's so Buff he's squeezing out of his overalls👏👏👏🤣

[@ArmyWolves]

"You are 10 years old... and Asian" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@JackVac_joeblower]

1:03 bro needed to make a whole PowerPoint. 😂💀💀

[@haz2968]

That joke with the second glove was amazing. And your accent for the godfather was incredible.

[@StevenHe]

Haha you caught it! That’s a hidden joke

[@haz2968]

@@StevenHe awesome! It was brilliant. And thank you for telling me, it boosted my esteem a little. You're incredible, king. Keep being your awesome self.

[@PotatoPrem]

@@haz2968 i didn't get it lol pls explain?

[@John.Doe.A.D33R]

Definitely need a part 2 for this series next year!!! 🎉 💯

[@Master_Pickle]

“No- that’s illegal!” “Yes but no one can stop me.” *hair flip*

[@thejudgmentalcat]

Even in 1973, Halloween candy negotiations were fierce if I recall correctly 😂

[@plektosgaming]

I remember back in the 70s as well - the intense negotiations. And even then, it was one kid with all of the candy corn by the end. There's always one that will take it from you...

[@MOE13576]

​@@plektosgamingcandy corn 🤢

[@saiji9760]

4:23 Why did I initially hear "the emotional damage YOU CHOOSE"... Man, the emotional damage you inflict upon us is REAL!

[@danielatchley277]

Lets go

[@HZZzzzzzz....]

3:44 when he took of the glove to reveal a second glove i lost all eight of my marbles...

[@terryalexander9069]

4:18 I know it after he passed him the mnms

[@terryalexander9069]

3:47 dibbled gloved

[@j-p4194]

that was the heaviest burn he had in his whole arsenal 🤣 2:54 Also, did he eat an Oreo vertically?? who does that

[@vanthangnguyen4704]

You are 10 years old... *AND ASIAN* -Chris

[@PokhrajRoy.]

1:13 I love the Anime Effect. Detective Conan found shaking. P.S. The shaky voice for the interior monologue >>>>>>>>>>>>

[@georgez4130]

Asian: I‘ve already been a joker, why extra cosplay?

[@RexGaming107]

I love your skits bro, i stopped watching for a while but now that im back im ready to binge watch everything i missed!

[@aesthhetickpop]

"that wasn't even a powerpoint that was a power what's -the -point!" had me dying so hard

[@DenizenoftheAges]

I love when Chris cameos. He brings such "real person" energy. This video was hilarious. Thanks, guys. ❤️‍🔥🙌

[@icebear_izuku]

"Nani?" that got me 🤣

[@deeznutz3832]

“your ten, and ASIAN.” LLLLLLL THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

[@tozv]

1:45 Especially.. *looks at phone*

[@ghosthuntersok]

Ah yes. The trading business we always did as children. Such memories 😊 Edit: 300 likes? MOM I'M FAMOUS!

[@jonathanwessner3456]

I always took candy to school to sell to the high schoolers.....

[@ghosthuntersok]

​@@jonathanwessner3456Lol! That's a great marketing plan! 😂😂

[@StevenHe]

MOM GET THE CAMERA❤😂

[@rupa6354]

MOM GET THE CAMERS STEVEN HE REPLIED@@StevenHe

[@theasianmeme2456]

What da hail you not famous nobody know you

[@RamenBrothProductions]

King sized snickers?! Dang gotta king sized butterfinger

[@Master_Pickle]

“NANI?!” Got me wheezing

[@DasviWallah]

0:15 I am Chris in Every conversation just sitting there

[@1mm0rtal-]

I can just imagine knocking on the door of a house for candy and Stevens dad throwing a slipper at me

[@StevenHe]

Hehe

[@Tp_OverHeat]

we need boomerang slippers

[@cowshark1232]

1:48 The suit opened at the back is hilarious.

[@GalexZ-]

"You're snorting candy? Who are you, Warren Buffet?" 😂

[@PokhrajRoy.]

0:42 “What if Don Corleone had a Franco-Russian accent?”

[@VortekTheUnfunny]

I can’t imagine how hilarious it must be filming these

[@StevenHe]

Bro this one had us laughing until 3am

[@LisaChung-tz9lw]

@@StevenHe we want the bloopers

[@taramiller3641]

I’m loving Luigi’s daring open back look.

[@snoopy3231]

“your 10 years old, *and asian*” got me dead fr

[@btsrkives]

"Who are you?, Warren Buffet" and "That's not even powerpoint, its power-whats-the point" is literal gold. Got me cracking up, Steven

[@bluepaladinXavier]

Megan's subtitles over the Oreo eating were absolute gold, loud chewing drives me INSANE. 😂 But of course, fantastic video, Steven! It's exactly what I needed tonight, thanks for the laughs!

[@megan_l_yt]

The loud chewing KILLED US. Steven found it really funny for no good reason, and I suggested that we make it louder, to which he agreed 😂

[@BizzarDragon]

This is legit how me and my friends are when someone gets a rare fnaf plushie

[@theafterpartyparty]

The vertical eating of the sacred Oreo. Definitively shooketh.

[@random22026]

Steven, your Brando impression was SO GOOD, and you didn't even have to stuff your cheeks with cotton balls (which is, allegedly, what Marlon did to get that 'vocal effect'). Best Hallowe'en sketch of 2023: I see your Luigui, and RAISE you a...Waaaaaah-Luigi. 😭 🍬🍬🍭🍭🍫🍫🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

[@StevenHe]

No one noticed that there was no Mario. Just Luigi. Which never happened😂

[@random22026]

It took some concentration, looking away from Nathan's 'TACHE...@@StevenHe

[@TopAnimeLoverEver]

I am so certain that everything Wednesday said was off the cuff and I LOVE THAT. Just pure improv and deadpan.

[@Master_Pickle]

“Yeah we go so much candy 😮” “Yo you want to trade some candy?” *everything gets quiet*

[@ThatOneLuigi]

Him also having a luigi outfit already honors me and my asian ways.

[@ShadowPhoenix82]

Wednesday better catch up, because this was a better collab than Saturday and Sunday. This the one we ALL asked for! 😝

[@aasrithasenagapally4636]

"what do you think they are? Almond joy?" I love the collaborative condemning of almond joy😂

[@Mon_W-de3pu]

Nathan as Luigi is just perfect 😂😂

[@blalhber5447]

i love that the luigi costume didnt even fit him

[@gracehowell.]

As an Australian, Steven's costume just makes me think of Rainbow Paddlepops, and now I really want ice cream, but it's 9.30am.

[@IHopeSoM]

Time doesn’t exist. Eat the ice cream.

[@lincolnkline135]

Oh my gosh YES!! Paddle Pops are the best!!!

[@slavsquatsuperstar]

Everyone gangsta until Mom comes in and forces you all to share the candy equally

[@Hellosunvalley]

Bro took off the gloves but still had some underneath lol lmao

[@homeslice873]

The way he ate the Oreo sideways… absolutely mental!

[@Theo_x]

This Is The Halloween Spirit! Nice Job Steven He!

[@fortunespam2858]

I feel like that first part with the business trade speaks for literally everyone on Halloween

[@gisellenakandakari5943]

Vito Corleone is looking at you proud from above, like the Asian son he wishes Sonny was.

[@orahnahum813]

the unzipped luigi costume is everything LMAO

[@Zack-bl2gg]

What he forgot to mention was though there’s a decrease demand for peanut candies due to allergies, the popularity of Reese’s peanut butter cups(voted best Halloween candy for years) outweighs the amount of people that can actually get it

[@plektosgaming]

And yet, for the kids that can eat them, discount Reese's and Baby Ruth bars are like winning the lottery. You have all of that candy with peanuts in it... I can offer you...

[@tozv]

2:54 You are 10 years old, and *asian*

[@emilenef.a.290]

*Wheeeezin

[@jeeequeue]

When a blooper is to good to be a blooper.

[@deepeshvarma1415]

PowerPoint ❌ Power-whats-the-point ✅ 😂😂😂

[@riccardomaggioli9578]

When Luigi Takes off his glove to reveal another glove..... I fell off my chair. This skit is worth all the candy in the vid!!!!