If Deadpool Was Charged For His Crimes

[@realmousait]

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[@UncleTazTaszung]

Perfect, I loved this video!

[@chilldedede]

do you take requests?

[@UncleTazTaszung]

@PumpkinHead-jt3vx YES

[@UncleTazTaszung]

@@David280GG lol

[@UncleTazTaszung]

@@chilldedede I think he does :)

[@dom1941]

Going from 27 bucks and community service to 6 life sentences within about fifteen seconds is Deadpool at his finest

[@camblycreeper7999]

$27.50*

[@Solon1581]

​@@camblycreeper7999we're talking about murder and you obsess of 50 cent?

[@Matthew_Klepadlo]

@@Solon1581 Yes. $27.00 isn’t so bad, I suppose, but $27.50 is where you start running into some real big trouble.

[@Anakinvoorhees]

@@Solon1581yes

[@Anakinvoorhees]

@DontReadMyProfilePicture.104 ok

[@turbokart3776]

The transition from him not paying for a taxi ride to murdering 6 people was absolutely perfect 😂

[@clarkejoseph49]

@DontReadMyProfilePicture.104 YA BARRED!

[@FrogWearingATopHat]

@DontReadMyProfilePicture.104ok

[@_mpwp_]

Your sentence: community work, $27 fine. Oh yeah also 12 life sentances

[@Masonthebaconhair]

Deadpool is the kind of guy to make friendships out of weird situations and they went with it in a wholesome way.

[@TheKoriKasai]

Look at Hydra Bob

[@sivanhedoesstuff]

@DontReadMyProfilePicture.104 can you shut up

[@nerdneh132]

More than likely he'll just ruin your life for shits & giggles and harass you while doing so because there's nothing you can do about it.

[@ToxicCatt-y7c]

being a Merc with a mouth has its perks i guess.

[@Lukeisaloser]

He can literally outlive all of his charges, something NOBODY can do at this big of a scale

[@rockystudiogaming]

Yeah...

[@mdeleon9481]

Well, no. There are some that can, but yes. He can.

[@grandre3464]

@@mdeleon9481yeah reminds me of the time my uncle lived out 88 life sentences

[@mdeleon9481]

@@grandre3464 I meant the characters MOUSAIT already passed

[@sonic3235]

Yeah, 86 life is like 3 months for him or something lol. And to be real I'm sure he probably breaks out in 2 or 3 scenes anyway

[@Poison_Puppet]

I'd love to see all the charges of Baby in the film Baby Driver. At the end of the film we actually do hear how many charges he is given and the sentence, but it's never made clear what the actual charges are or how accurate they would be. So it could be an interesting topic to try and decode what the court was looking at in the final scene.

[@axorandom]

@DontReadMyProfilePicture.104ok

[@I.Read.The.Hobbit.In.1937]

@DontReadMyProfilePicture.104Too bad I did

[@chaisonpeyton]

Do NOT hire Deadpool as a hitman. So many lives would UNNECESSARILY lost and his actions would easily be traced back to you!

[@4louisMC]

True.... so true... but the fear of you being able to hire some immortal killing machine, and him doing what you technically wanted does strike a presence... just saying!

[@Callah_2]

Bite me. I will hire him because he kills unnecessarily sometimes.

[@chadgorosaurus4898]

Plus he would just be joking 99.9% of the time

[@Gabe-ij5ol]

I’ll keep that in mind next time i’m looking for one

[@DannyConeHeadOnceLer]

​@@Callah_2same here I like to see people die

[@buzzlightyearpfp7641]

just showing an action scene and counting the crimes as they occur is great, should be done more often

[@zakkthecactus351]

I love how amidst all the carnage he gets points off his license for running a red light

[@ONEPEAKFRFR]

Deadpool's comic book counterpart makes him look like an angel.

[@clarkejoseph49]

OBJECTION! 3:33 Wade also kissed Jeremy meaning that can be conceived as either SA or Groping. 3:58 This ain’t exactly a Riot it’s more of a Bar Fight and also, I don’t think Death Pools are illegal and he was attempting to win the Sister Margret’s Death Pool. Meaning it would just be Match Fixing and a Conspiracy to Murder attempt.

[@Hepheat75]

Knowing that Deadpool has the continuoty stone, he can just erase all of his crimes just to do them all over again.

[@David280GG]

Lik mai soft сосk

[@ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames]

Or he could raise it to 69,420 life sentences and constantly adjust it until he gets bored.

[@comedytyler_]

he just has the power of nuh uh

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

Nah I'll still remember xD.

[@rockystudiogaming]

Duh.

[@LittleboGreepIsAsheepMAN]

5:27 FRIENDSHIP 💀😂😂

[@Shapeshifter-of-Names]

Free Taxi Rides, Because He Has Targets

[@maarlo12345]

4:56 Respect Deadpool telling the Camereman to look away

[@Sniper7J]

The cameraman has seen worse, I do t know why he did that

[@KatDaArtist]

I find it both interesting and hilarious how he gave Deadpool like, idk almost 100 life sentences, but didn’t give him a SINGLE Death penalty, because, well Deadpool can’t die 😂

[@UncleTazTaszung]

True ig

[@rainbowdashandsonicftw4792]

It's true because even if he was sentence to death he'll survive every execution possible because he's immortal

[@ДимчоДимов-ж7е]

​@@rainbowdashandsonicftw4792Deadpool isn't immortal. He just has a really good healing factor.

[@demonslayer5122]

​@@ДимчоДимов-ж7еExactly. He can still die. His healing factor just makes it incredibly difficult for him to do so.

[@MrMoron-qn5rx]

​@@ДимчоДимов-ж7еeven if a single cell remains, he can come back. Functionally he's immortal

[@maarlo12345]

0:28 Everytime Deadpool kills someone the Life Sentence's rise's up and I cannot stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[@justyouraveragejoe9454]

I'm surprised you didn't count the kidnapping charge for when Deadpool tied the kid from Princess Bride in his old bedroom.

[@totalhufflepuff203]

Why would he do that?

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

​@@totalhufflepuff203for Deadpool 2: Princess Guide 13. To be fair Fred Savage is like 40 years old now, which takes the kid out of kidnapping

[@serasizumi2830]

@@PanAndScanBuddyillegal detention and or imprisonment but still considered kidnapping regardless of age but that jab at age did make me giggle so good one.

[@HoDoBoDo]

​@@PanAndScanBuddy I don't think Mousait had the PG-13 cut of Deadpool 2 so he wouldn't have known about this unfortunately, but if he did...he would've definitely counted along with Deadpool's other charges.

[@GunmanCactus]

He would probably be a world class felon, or terrorist if he tried hard enough.

[@sabnock31]

Anyone from comics can be a world class felon or a terrorist if they tried hard enough.

[@HuaxiangSun]

Yea

[@512TheWolf512]

Anyone can be a terrorist

[@GunmanCactus]

@@sabnock31 true

[@Valorian6167]

In the comics he definitely is a terrorist on not just a global but universal/galactical scale since he kills the entire Marvel Universe in one storyline

[@tgckceo]

5:31 the back-to-back continuous life sentences is hilarious 😭

[@HappyMatt12345]

The way Deadpool earns life sentence after life sentence after life sentence each time he kills someone had me laughing the entire time XD

[@superbubsymariobobcat1097]

5:40 technically he only knocked out Bob, he didn't actually kill him, so life sentence 45 wouldn't really be a life sentence for just knocking him out

[@timdatanuki2375]

Yeah

[@Shining.St4rs]

5:58 the fact the music is so wholesome while Deadpool is just getting life back to back is so funny

[@DRmillions544]

"Now they're just censoring scenes from my movie? You took my job, too!"

[@UncleTazTaszung]

Lol

[@David280GG]

KZbin demonetization is mercyless

[@og_3rd_st_saint_gat]

Yeah couldn't be me im not no sellout unlike some people

[@maarlo12345]

I love it when you have to block off the gore stuff with the money logo

[@dragonclaw4159]

He'd probably still find a way to survive that sentence. Edit: so if a life sentence is 25 years with parole, he'd be in prison for over 2200 years.

[@rockystudiogaming]

yeah lol

[@maxthompson7107]

Isn't Deadpool human?

[@zeta0149]

@@maxthompson7107he’s basically immortal

[@maxthompson7107]

@@zeta0149 OK, so he really does have 2200 years until he can even be considered being released from prison. One long prison sentence.

[@lucykitsune4619]

Imagine being the guy who releases Deadpool after 2 millennia

[@formulabedrin]

5:20 the power of FRIENDSHIP

[@Supeshremy24]

The one thing that can solve anything

[@JolietJakeJ]

Having "Points off license" at the end just cracks me up.

[@myleswelnetz6700]

9:14 This is one of those times when the music doesn’t matter.

[@hoytrichardson3448]

Can you imagine if that gave Deadpool the death penalty. After all, I think that at least 1 of these murders had aggravating circumstances. I wonder what the state would do when no form of capital punishment on the books was able to kill him.

[@class444swr3]

Probably just encase him in concrete and drop him in the sea

[@macewindu1]

I do believe that Depending on the state, if you survive the first attempted execution You can argue that the sentence was carried out

[@Borninthewronguniverse]

@@macewindu1yea. I watched a case about this or something lol. It was back in like the 1950s and the electric chair malfunctioned.

[@smward87]

The thing is none of the people he killed were unarmed or defenseless. So even though he iniated the attacks in 90% of his kills, it can still be argued self defense as they wouldn't hesitate to kill him either.

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

I don't think Deadpool ever kills innocent and/or unarmed people in the movies. He even goes out of his way to undo the deaths of X-Force. So no death penalty for movie Deadpool.

[@Lffewgj]

As someone who has never watched deadpool this is wild 💀

[@AgentofChaos315]

I feel like jumping into a car on a busy public highway might also count as some form of reckless endangerment

[@captaintristan1176]

I kinda find it funny that every bullet that comes out of Deadpool's gun is a life sentence sound. It's funny to me.

[@richardmillhousenixon]

7:24 That might actually be voluntary manslaughter instead of second degree murder. Voluntary manslaughter is an "act of passion," where a typical example is coming home and finding your wife in bed with another man and killing one or both of them in anger. I have a feeling that the other guy killing DP's wife would qualify it as an act of passion, meaninng a likely manslaughter charge rather than 2nd degree murder. Edit: an argument could be made in court for 8:14 to also be voluntary manslaughter

[@yeboiepiktrix524]

I don't know why the nonchalant music at 6:00 has me dying

[@Shapeshifter-of-Names]

Copyright Bud

[@yeboiepiktrix524]

@@Shapeshifter-of-Names I am aware, just it does not fit at all

[@Shapeshifter-of-Names]

@@yeboiepiktrix524 It Just* Ohhhhhhh It Was Satisfying for me tbh

[@gferrol118]

8:46 to be fair, I think the police would be more concerned about the thing on fire, than chasing after a stolen bike

[@d1kgaws12]

3:11 end of sponsor Also is that really his laptop, and does he have a better computer he uses for editing?

[@gferrol118]

Props for making it so the times on the video in the ad perfectly line up with the time on this video when the ad starts and ends

[@LostAccount.21]

"Thank me later, Canada" That got me😂😂😂

[@ElliYeetYT]

Drinking Game: Take a shot every time Deadpool Commits A Murder in this video.

[@Sniper7J]

Your gonna be dead and a half from that 😂

[@rionfouts916]

He's just doing his job. 1. Places to go 2. A face to fix 3. Bad guys to kill That is his list.

[@blankblankness2971]

0:38 I’d also charge him for property damage and trespassing for breaking into those cars.

[@nicholasstansbury6848]

Some Potential Future Videos - If Patrick Bateman Was Charged For His Crimes - If Freddy Krueger Was Charged For His Crimes - If Michael Myers Was Charged For His Crimes - If Pennywise Was Charged For His Crimes - If Jason Voorhees Was Charged For His Crimes

[@maarlo12345]

Everytime Deadpools kills someone the life sentence's rise's up 🤣🤣🤣

[@sonicroc237]

3:21 Shouldn't he get a sexual harassment charge here? Or threat to R***?

[@Bunny_Bill]

3:27 I LOST IT WTF💀💀💀💀 I love Deadpool he's so mentally ill 💀🙏🏻

[@Iron8127]

2:36 cute cat, what is its name?

[@I.Read.The.Hobbit.In.1937]

Well, most of the murders were technically self-defense. His wife was killed, his house was raided, he killed a kid-torturing asshole, and he was tortured by a group of people (with intent to sell him into slavery, which is highly illegal) for at least three months (i forgot how long). But being a merc (he was really a hitman) is still illegal.

[@freemakerthings4518]

Despite all the horrendous crimes committed, thank goodness he didn’t get a single death penalty, until Deadpool 3 perhaps

[@PrincessToyNerd]

Deadpool is going to kill everyone in the Fox Marvel Universe, I'm telling you now...

[@chocolateturtle7106]

​@@PrincessToyNerdnot everyone now that I have seen it, but he kills a lot of people

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

I think Johnny is a gray area, but Nicepool was at the very least second degree murder, up until he realised that he can't regenerate. After that, it's very clearly premeditated, since he really wants the dog and the guns. Other than that, he just kills a few goons.

[@freemakerthings4518]

@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan Don't forget grave/corpse desecration (since he dug up Logan, destroyed the supposed grave mark, and destroyed his entire skeleton to kill TVA agents), lots of assault (although some can be aggravated or just self defense against Wolverine), property damage since the fight wrecked Nicepool's van and accidentally destroyed up a Kia upon landing onto his world, but didn't take any kind of responsibility, the theft of Paradox's TemPad to find Wolverine, kidnapping Wolverine, that's all I can that come to mind for me.

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

@@freemakerthings4518 I'll give you desecration of a corpse and stealing the TemPad. Assault is trickier since you could say that bashing Paradox's nose in was out of self defense for his universe, besides that I'm pretty sure every other time he is doing it out of self defense. Nicepool gave them the van to keep, so it's their business if they want to destroy it or not. The Kia was accidental, they had no idea where they would land, and I'm sure that Peter is enough of a bro to take the fall for Wade. Deadpool was right when he told Wolverine he should be grateful that he dragged him out of his universe, because at the end, he actually was happier in Wade's world. I think you could argue that Wolverine wanted to leave his universe anyways but just didn't know, so it technically isn't kidnapping.

[@Dovah_Slayer]

I love how quickly the sentences escalate that is peak deadpool honestly

[@mmmcatfish4299]

Deadpool could just plea for all his crimes to be the death sentence and just move on with his life after they kill him! Oh wait…

[@derpyderp1991]

He can't die no matter how hard he tries

[@blank2276]

The closest thing would to dead for would require a wood chipper and piranhas

[@UNCLEstickmick]

@@derpyderp1991 yeah, its why he sais "oh wait..."

[@derpyderp1991]

@@UNCLEstickmick 👍

[@Shapeshifter-of-Names]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@NovaTheAngel]

I LOVE the editing in this video! Keep it up man, you are improving!

[@eduardpeeterlemming]

Deadpool is just speedrunning those life sentences

[@Custer_X]

This video is more of a kill count.

[@UncleTazTaszung]

True

[@toainsully]

But, since it's Deadpool, he would certainly break the fourth wall and respond to the final sentencing at the end of the video

[@2tuff.saints]

If the Punisher was charged for his crimes he’s not a villain but he does crazy things.

[@David280GG]

He doesnt need to be a villain to be charged

[@hanneslundin346]

In hypothetical scenarios, “were” is always used as opposed to “was”. So it should be “If Deadpool were charged for his crimes”. :). Luv ur vids

[@David280GG]

Grammatically wrong

[@ThumbOfficialz]

3:31 deadpools mouth sure is a deadly weapon!

[@SupYo2D]

Bruh

[@JakubWojciechowski933]

I love how it includes both multiple life sentences and points of licence

[@nathanwongchinrenntps2403]

1:46 isn’t it robbery?

[@clarkejoseph49]

No, it’s just Petty theft.

[@Shapeshifter-of-Names]

5:50 Should've Let him Speak

[@Senthjunior]

The way the world sees us the way we- Deadpool-Pulls the trigger

[@merlinfazbeartheinquisitor5747]

Me: what Mousait confess of the sentencing to Deadpool? Stays back there. Heather: agreed. Duncan: oh yeah. Gwen: no argument.

[@zdelrod829]

I'm pretty sure this single video is a new record for most 1st Degree Murder charges.

[@justaguywhowatchesyoutube5588]

Thanos: am i a joke to you?

[@myleswelnetz6700]

7:36 Fair enough.

[@Goc4ever]

Exceptional video as always Mousait chef's kiss. I'm amazed that Deadpool basically commits crimes as a hobby and gets a list of charges THIS long😂😂. His live-action self's crimes are petty felonies compared to the ones commited by his comics self.

[@Average_PlayerFromRBX]

playing the most peaceful song known to man as an guy in a red suit casually solos an entire gang is an comedy genius

[@PCMan8922]

Lol, This Taxi Driver Is Too Sweet To Be Scared of Deadpool. XD

[@KatOwO2235]

you didn't count stuff found in the 2 alt cuts of Deadpool 2 being Deadpool 2 Super Duper Cut and Once Upon A Deadpool, in the super duper cut he kills more in the ending while traveling in time, but in Once Upon A Deadpool he does criminal mischief with a soap dispenser as he "refills" it

[@yewjiaxiansam1962]

Now this channel is charging a real hero for the crimes he made

[@brinnrobinson17]

The funny thing is that Deadpool would be able to live out his sentence as he's technically immortal

[@CreeperG0d]

Bro charged Deadpool for killing his past self.

[@teesieofficial2930]

Not even 1 minute in and Deadpool already has 13 life sentences, $10,027.50 fine, and community work. But he still didn’t get a death penalty

[@goldenwarrior1186]

9:05 TBF, Deadpool can’t see it

[@rawmen2127]

Most of the time it’s probably better than the original song tbh

[@ProShidder]

Can't wait for the updated video for the 3rd movies release.

[@Strawberrypie3167]

Yes

[@_Toxicity]

WOW, just watching that Life Sentence counter tick up every single second that passed. PS: At what point do his blood sprees cross into Mass Murder?

[@deadmau1958]

Can we please get a "If the Toppat Clan (from Henry Stickmin) were charged for their crimes" vid? Ik its a silly request but i would like to see it as they have L O A D S of stolen goods.

[@myleswelnetz6700]

5:10 I will.

[@JaxenRossisback]

Try doing a series on Troma characters - “If Troma Villains Were Charged For Their Crimes”

[@sizescomparasions7261]

8:13 Wasn't at this part that he tried to kill the bald guy with glasses? If yes it was going to be considered attempted murder right? PS: Can you make a If Venom was charged for his crimes pls

[@andrewmcnamara6305]

You should do a video on what crimes would the Spider-Man villains of the Raimi trilogy be charged with: Green Goblin (Spider-Man), Doctor Octopus (Spider-Man 2), New Goblin, Sandman and Venom (Spider-Man 3). You should also do a video on what crimes would the Amazing Spider-Man villains be charged with: Lizard (The Amazing Spider-Man), Electro, Rhino and Green Goblin (The Amazing Spider-Man 2.

[@yiddle2648]

9:40 they would probably try and give him the death sentence but you avoided it because it wouldnt work, smarty smarty

[@clarkejoseph49]

Unless we put a Mutant Power Shutdown collar on him.

[@simple__sigma3287]

​@@clarkejoseph49so if they take it off, does he come back? Cause like I've seen him come back from a drop of blood.

[@YesThatElijah]

I think we might need a recount of his charges, especially after the Deadpool & Wolverine movie.

[@JingCena]

‘Bro, free my man, he didn’t do ANYTHING wrong’ What man did: 9:35

[@SpizyLlama]

The yellow demonetization popping up is amazing lol.

[@MrLandShark55_55]

So is a life sentence referring to the inmate's life, or is it a period of 80 years or so? He'd either be there forever or for ≈6,880 years.

[@ZeroTempz]

The fact that Deadpool’s fines are so miniscule compared to how many lives hes taken is unironically hillarious

[@lordhickory3322]

The people DP killed at 5:40(and also some others before that), wasn't that technically self defense, as they attacked him first?

[@notmxer6697]

i can just imagine deadpool going: "Fuck! Another fine?! Where am I gonna get $27.50??"

[@raymondsandoval2255]

I think you could also get him on reckless endangerment for causing a car crash

[@APetrus-r5x]

I would like to see charged crimes for the following 8 subjects 1: Pixar villains 3 (Ercole from Luca, Evelyn Deavour from Incredibles 2 Sid Phillips from Toy Story (why did you not cover him in the 1st one?), Thunderclap from The Good Dinosaur, and Sir Axelrod from Cars 2) 2: Every John Wick antagonist 3: Vecna from Stranger Things. 4: Illumination villains (Belle Bottom, Gru (Despicale Me 3 edition), Carlos, Jimmy Crystal, and Bowser (put a disclaimer that this will not include Bowser from the video games) 5: Deadpool (part 2), duh 6: Nick Goode from the Fear Street Trilogy (so that you can have fun making unique videos) 7: Super Mario Bosses (Even though it’s gonna be more of the same aggrivated assault/possible murder charge) 8: My most wanted thing since I started watching your videos: James Bond Villains! If you do all of these, your channel will have lots of unique videos. There are lots of stuff (including the James Bond stuff) that I feel you might be interested in, so dive right in if you want to!

[@APetrus-r5x]

Where have you been with James Bond?

[@battle7342]

I gotta ask, do you actually use the real heights for the final charges list? Or do you just place them on there?

[@Awa_Tea5001]

I love how it says "Freindship" on the second taxi ride 😂

[@Saladman45]

How does Walter white have more time in jail than DP does

[@Jerebelleplayz]

With the new Deadpool and Wolverine movie his charges are definitely doubling😂

[@gostar1740]

Is this suicide or murder? 9:29 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Num1MarioFan]

"Bugger off Cat it's my Shake." That is the funniest sentence in the channel.

[@JSThePro824]

My favorite sponsor ever! 1:56

[@IvanPompa-lr7iy]

Having watched the last movie, I can safely say that he gets full pardon for saving the timeline

[@Weird_Axolotl]

Why did demonetisation symbols make me laugh 😂

[@UncleTazTaszung]

Ikr

[@og_3rd_st_saint_gat]

I didn't think it was funny I thought it was more annoying

[@princesspixel3151]

Because censorships can be funny sometimes

[@elitely6748]

Great to be early for another Mousait video. And this is only the movie Deadpool just imagine how crazy the original comic book version is!

[@crossoverfanboy]

If Jurassic Park/World Villains were charged for their crimes 1, 2 and 3 pls.🙏🙏🙏😇