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@analiamoranchel186
@analiamoranchel186 Жыл бұрын
I love how Roger is basically the god of capitalism
@HolloWolf35
@HolloWolf35 Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@aodhanking2539
@aodhanking2539 Жыл бұрын
Nop, sorry , not capitalism communism.
@kirke420
@kirke420 Жыл бұрын
@Talitha - "I didn't sell out. I bought it."
@paineoftheworld
@paineoftheworld Жыл бұрын
I envision a day where each birth will be sponsored and the life thereafter dedicated to the profit of that sponsor. Ahhhh.
@paineoftheworld
@paineoftheworld Жыл бұрын
@Talitha , thank you for wearing my pants.
@bonwatcher
@bonwatcher Жыл бұрын
We need to fight against these big businesses like Horton Consolidated and bring back the little guys like Skunkbag Roger. 🚬
@Unclesmokey314
@Unclesmokey314 Жыл бұрын
Revolt!!!😂😂
@vessaagosanchez9158
@vessaagosanchez9158 11 ай бұрын
STRUGGLE!!!
@randompointlessness2766
@randompointlessness2766 11 ай бұрын
Yeah that's is like voting with your money 😅
@jerarqva
@jerarqva 10 ай бұрын
Gov pressure and regulations make em sell
@JohnMelland
@JohnMelland 10 ай бұрын
Reefer ROGER is awesome! Lol
@rubynall80
@rubynall80 Жыл бұрын
Is there anything Horton can't put a depressing spin on 😆?
@3nertia
@3nertia Жыл бұрын
As if anyone really needs to put a "depressing spin" on capitalism ROFLMEYERWIENER xD
@christianbarrett3040
@christianbarrett3040 Жыл бұрын
Capitalism is its own depressing spin
@CHodgy
@CHodgy Жыл бұрын
Wha-whaaa...
@rhuttrho88
@rhuttrho88 Жыл бұрын
It's the truth! The entire skit is about communist democrats! Lame azz clowns! 🤡 🤷🏿‍♂️👍🏿👌🏿😆😅🤣😂
@twilightgardenspresentatio6384
@twilightgardenspresentatio6384 Жыл бұрын
He’s just tellin it like it is
@seanaugagnon6383
@seanaugagnon6383 Жыл бұрын
Government - "weed will kill you. Don't use it. " *20 years later* "that's a lot of tax money... SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY"
@get8bit
@get8bit 11 ай бұрын
Isn't it weird how the only things that are illegal are the things the government can't tax? e.g. Hookers vs porn. The only difference is the latter includes a video camera and sales distribution.
@hazukichanx408
@hazukichanx408 9 ай бұрын
South Park: "Huh, so you can just grow and sell weed now? We should make that the only joke for like... two whole seasons!"
@seeleunit2000
@seeleunit2000 5 ай бұрын
It actually took a bit longer, but I get the point.
@notdabestgaming7221
@notdabestgaming7221 5 ай бұрын
That's one of the things I tried to point out then. What's funny, all the had to do was busy every weed dealer and grower, then legalize. That way they'd start out with a free stash and all profit
@ZacksRockingLifestyle
@ZacksRockingLifestyle Жыл бұрын
It’s almost like when things become corporatized, they go to shit.
@Honest_Ads
@Honest_Ads Жыл бұрын
now you're talkin my language
@Petey-se1lo
@Petey-se1lo Жыл бұрын
Facts
@abramjones9091
@abramjones9091 Жыл бұрын
This degeneracy was always shit
@Heisenberg69-qn8mm
@Heisenberg69-qn8mm Жыл бұрын
Lol
@naheleshiriki5496
@naheleshiriki5496 Жыл бұрын
No weed has always been shit. Always smelled like shit, always tasted like shit, and always had a shitty effect on people. Don't get me started on the weed that is laced with fentanyl without customer knowledge because you made the mistake of buying from a street dealer you didn't know and died for it.
@melvinpako2581
@melvinpako2581 Жыл бұрын
"Sorry kids your dork parents are right " 😅
@edwardjames6023
@edwardjames6023 Жыл бұрын
I'm terrified!!!!
@cautiouslycynical9786
@cautiouslycynical9786 Жыл бұрын
@@edwardjames6023 Don't worry, alcohol is still more unhealthy for developing teens. Especially when it's the parents who drink it and get in the mood to smack their stoner kids...
@reefread1234
@reefread1234 Жыл бұрын
@@cautiouslycynical9786 lol rough childhood much I seent dis that you describe many times before
@Shadowdoctor117
@Shadowdoctor117 Жыл бұрын
@@cautiouslycynical9786 Yeah booze is worse, I dont do anything. I maybe drink a cup of coffee once every few days.
@jtbmetaldesigns
@jtbmetaldesigns 9 ай бұрын
@jabron.destoroyahDo you really want to be lucid when your 83 and facing your imminent demise and everything hurts?
@TheGeekViper
@TheGeekViper Жыл бұрын
I love that Roger's sightlines are slightly off so it absolutely looks like he's reading from a teleprompter 😂. Makes it feel even more impersonal.
@lesliescott-vg7sm
@lesliescott-vg7sm 7 ай бұрын
😄😄
@fghghgvh
@fghghgvh Жыл бұрын
so basically the wine industry
@amandahugankiss4110
@amandahugankiss4110 Жыл бұрын
The ANY industry. Everything is evil. Suck it, nerd.
@TheNightWatcher1385
@TheNightWatcher1385 Жыл бұрын
There’s some legitimacy to the wine industry, it’s just rife with fraud and fake, “experts”.
@richardarriaga6271
@richardarriaga6271 11 ай бұрын
Except wine drinkers don't make the sidewalk smell as bad
@KnockinOnYourDoor
@KnockinOnYourDoor 10 ай бұрын
@@richardarriaga6271 you sure? they can puke y'know?
@DaPoopIsInDaPudding
@DaPoopIsInDaPudding 6 ай бұрын
@@richardarriaga6271weed beats wine anytime
@ShePudding
@ShePudding Жыл бұрын
I’m sad we skipped the “speakeasy” part of canabis prohibition, and went straight to Weed Walmarts where noone looks at each-other. :/
@LeonardGreenpaw
@LeonardGreenpaw Жыл бұрын
The speakeasy portion of the prohition was going down to lil johny's flat and saying your delivering one large anchovie pizza in order to get a 20$ discount on the good shit... Or maybe that was just me
@ChickenPizza
@ChickenPizza Жыл бұрын
You would be able to smell a weed speakeasy from blocks away. I don't think that would end as well as you think.
@zoeybarter3246
@zoeybarter3246 Жыл бұрын
I mean it depends on where you are. In Canada where I’m from there was totally a speakeasy era of weed, you’d literally go to a coffee shop or a head shop & tell the worker that you were in on what was going on & they’d bring you into a back room & sell you your stuff.
@burnyizland
@burnyizland Жыл бұрын
I'm on the West Coast in Canada and there are lots of small shops with regular people selling in a friendly environment - neither loser-hippie/nor loser-corporate. Kind of like liquor stores except you can take your kids into those and you can't into these. And the windows on liquor stores aren't black. And you can buy as much as you want in a liquor store but you're limited at a weed store. But you know, besides all those things that still stigmatize it, it's a totally chill experience. ;P
@unclesamzbastardsonu.s.b.s9315
@unclesamzbastardsonu.s.b.s9315 Жыл бұрын
​@LeonardGreenpaw we went to a house and just put money in the mail slot. Never saw a face or anyone ever going in or out. For years!
@playsomething4029
@playsomething4029 Жыл бұрын
"So you can feel classy uh, when you get *blasted* on your couch." 💀🤣
@guitarstitch
@guitarstitch Жыл бұрын
I have to laugh that some informational satire about pot consumption and marketing is age restricted, but the actual marketing isn't.
@DefaultFlame
@DefaultFlame 4 ай бұрын
That's youtube. "Don't upload sexual content. Also, here's an ad that's one postage stamp away from being porn."
@rogobil6897
@rogobil6897 Жыл бұрын
this man is a really good mix of grandpa and internet with witty humor (far above meme level) and a great deal of understanding of internet culture.
@NathanaelNewton
@NathanaelNewton Жыл бұрын
As someone who used to 'volunteer' at a 'legacy market' store and then transitioned into the legal market working at a small business mom and pop owned shop that got bought out by a mega corporation and then moved away from the subject entirely and doesn't even smoke themselves anymore.. I have a lot of feelings watching this.. 😂😂
@xelaander8429
@xelaander8429 11 ай бұрын
Volunteer and legacy market in quotes killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@NathanaelNewton
@NathanaelNewton 10 ай бұрын
@@xelaander8429 😉😉😜
@whodis7507
@whodis7507 Жыл бұрын
Roger perfectly embodying every vibe that stores have given over the course of legalization here. Let alone the customer side covering the entire roller coaster of the consumer experiences. Keep up the great work!
@ThisSteveGuy
@ThisSteveGuy Жыл бұрын
Glad they covered the evolution of these places, going from embarrassing 'weed culture' shops to these weirdly sterile corporate environments. Only thing I would add is how some of the bigger companies like Curaleaf are running massive cultivation factories, which would be fine except some are too close to residential areas and are choking out entire neighborhoods with the fumes. EDIT: Pretend that instead of "fumes" I said "offensive odors", since some people can't cope with words that have multiple similar definitions. And no, I like the smell of weed. This isn't about me. This is about Curaleaf committing unforced errors and making pot look bad.
@aodhanking2539
@aodhanking2539 Жыл бұрын
Fumes? What fumes? Just because it smells does not mean there are fumes......
@ThisSteveGuy
@ThisSteveGuy Жыл бұрын
@@aodhanking2539 The word "fumes" can refer to any gas that smells strongly, which definitely applies in this case. Some people don't feel like smelling dead skunk all the time.
@3nertia
@3nertia Жыл бұрын
@@ThisSteveGuy They don't mind smelling pumpkin spice every season though ...
@ThisSteveGuy
@ThisSteveGuy Жыл бұрын
@@3nertia Even those weirdos wouldn't want a pumpkin spice factory opening next door, causing their property values to plummet.
@3nertia
@3nertia Жыл бұрын
@@ThisSteveGuy lmao
@indianlibertarian6925
@indianlibertarian6925 Жыл бұрын
Waiting for an honest ad on cigarettes and vapes.
@indianlibertarian6925
@indianlibertarian6925 Жыл бұрын
Especially the marlboro man bullshit
@aodhanking2539
@aodhanking2539 Жыл бұрын
Vapes are great, all studies indicate that vaping is harmless, has a greater success rate for smoking cessation than gum or patches 40% vs 8 %. Also a British study found no difference in lung tissue regrown after quitting smoking for long time smokers in patients who vaped and those who used used other alternatives . Plus nicotine is not the culprit for lung cancer and has many indications to prevent alzheimers.
@edwardjames6023
@edwardjames6023 Жыл бұрын
@@aodhanking2539 what are you talkin about? You need to re-read because studies have shown that vaping can actually lead to pneumonia you can even increasing anxiety and depression
@aodhanking2539
@aodhanking2539 Жыл бұрын
@@edwardjames6023 Well first, while you claim vaping CAN lead to pneumonia, I know what will, cigarettes. As far as anxiety, how can propylene glycol ( used as transport agent in asthma inhalers, in food items,etc. for 80 years) and glycerin ( used in foods and smoke making machines for 60 years) could cause depression or anxiety? And nicotine actually reduces anxiety. The only study that shows any adverse effects was done on a device that is SIMILAR to but not a vaping device and at temperatures so high that vaping even close to the same temperatures causes a awful flavor and all they found were formaldehyde as a negative byproduct and only at these extreme temperatures. The only death world wide would be 5 teenagers who thought they could buy thc vaping liquid from china and from a sketchy source who used non food grade, non edible , toxic oil flavoring and they developed popcorn lung.
@aodhanking2539
@aodhanking2539 Жыл бұрын
@Zer0ed at risk of futher embarrassing my self, you failed to define what exactly should I be embarrassed about.
@kimromero4497
@kimromero4497 Жыл бұрын
I love your videos. I never wanted to get old, but if I'm half as cool as you are when I'm 60 then it just might be worth it 😎
@diyeana
@diyeana Жыл бұрын
And Roger is only 30! It's the knowledge that's aged him.
@naya6593
@naya6593 Жыл бұрын
You do understand the alternative to aging right🤦🏾‍♀️
@CashOut3
@CashOut3 Жыл бұрын
Yeah the alternative is crack nigga
@kimromero4497
@kimromero4497 Жыл бұрын
@naya6593 You act like dying is a bad thing. It's natural. I don't fear death. Instead, I fear what society will be like in 30 years.
@australien6611
@australien6611 Жыл бұрын
​@@kimromero4497not fearing death is one of the benefits of being young and beautiful. Its the fear of a wasted life i fear most as i get older
@bradjohnson482
@bradjohnson482 Жыл бұрын
There are subjects that Roger spoofs that I really have to make myself watch because the truth he "jests" about truly hurts. Not weed, but health care and a few others.
@heathers432
@heathers432 Жыл бұрын
It was the cruises one for me. I went on my first one earlier this year and had a blast but now I feel guilty about booking another lol.
@dudeistpreist5721
@dudeistpreist5721 Жыл бұрын
Many a truth are said in jest.
@nmartin5551
@nmartin5551 11 ай бұрын
The plastic recycling one hurt me
@bradjohnson482
@bradjohnson482 11 ай бұрын
@@nmartin5551 Yes, it hit me, too. How we are lied to and the government has corporations' backs.
@jadedone6900
@jadedone6900 10 ай бұрын
@@bradjohnson482 I think you'll find that it's all pretty much lies... and has always been, so it's nothing new. We just find out faster. Like mega churches aren't new... that's been the catholic church's game for centuries. It just took forever for people to really understand it was a business.
@MrCameronson
@MrCameronson Жыл бұрын
I forgot who said it, and I paraphrase, but when weed shops look like apple stores, a whole lot of people need to be freed from prison.
@Abbadon3232
@Abbadon3232 Жыл бұрын
Roger is a umm, breath of fresh air on this one.
@bjones243
@bjones243 Жыл бұрын
before the pandemic i worked at a cannabis store, and while i cant speak for all stores, the company i worked for actually cared about its customers and employees. We were down the road from one the bigger hospitals in the area, and i cant count the amount of times doctors sent cancer patients down to us instead of pumping them full of narcotics and calling it a day. I have personally spent 4 and half hours with one customer who was just diagnosed and were sent to us.
@hazukichanx408
@hazukichanx408 9 ай бұрын
This kind of utility for the oft-maligned cannabinoids was actually explored in the story campaign of a video game of all things, title of Weedcraft Inc. While by no means a perfect analysis of the substance, it does explore some angles that the media kind of never seems to... like this one, easing the pain of people fighting cancer.
@goodfellabeats
@goodfellabeats Жыл бұрын
I love these videos. The honesty of all sides of the industry even of how the studies of whether or not weed is worst than drinking being impossible to study is frickin brilliant. Glad these honest ads finally got their own channel.
@warriorlink8612
@warriorlink8612 Жыл бұрын
Can we free a large portion of prisoners now who were arrested with possession? Definitely do a video on the American prison system
@Cometalktome
@Cometalktome 11 ай бұрын
No they can’t because at that time it was illegal. That’s like taking coke (soda) which they found out was bad for us because it had coke in it. They don’t go back they fix the current state. Not fair. It is what it is
@myfrestuff3453
@myfrestuff3453 Жыл бұрын
Sell me a Skunk Bag, Roger! 😂🤣😎
@Joshyohmygoshy
@Joshyohmygoshy Жыл бұрын
Other neat names!! 1. Electric cabbage 2. Demon spinach 3. Fiendish arugula 4. Diabolic dandelion 5. Hellish parsley 6. Luciferian kale 7. Evil mustard greens 8. Malevolent mint 9. Hellfire cilantro 10. Satanic basil Also im down with OPP
@thomasc6574
@thomasc6574 Жыл бұрын
the w
@TheRhavs
@TheRhavs Жыл бұрын
Yes
@CHodgy
@CHodgy Жыл бұрын
Emotional fescue
@kirdot2011
@kirdot2011 Жыл бұрын
whats OPP?
@Joshyohmygoshy
@Joshyohmygoshy Жыл бұрын
@@kirdot2011 "O.P.P." is a song by American hip hop group Naughty by Nature, released in August 1991 by Tommy Boy
@heretictom
@heretictom Жыл бұрын
Roger's so honest, thank goodness for his honest opinion.
@kirke420
@kirke420 Жыл бұрын
Even the worst corporate weed store is better than it being illegal. Now, if some president would just nut up and reschedule it, that'd be nice.
@parker4544
@parker4544 Жыл бұрын
Now let's get some drug offenders out of prison then 🎉
@Alexander-cg1ey
@Alexander-cg1ey Жыл бұрын
I don't believe that
@christinemonte3477
@christinemonte3477 Жыл бұрын
Now how would they make any profit then, right (sarcasm)
@zaczane
@zaczane Жыл бұрын
Future president someday “Time to nut up or Shut up!”
@John-Smith02
@John-Smith02 Жыл бұрын
Reschedule it? Hell no. It needs to be off the Controlled Substances list completely.
@blautens
@blautens Жыл бұрын
I would pay a huge premium to buy weed from Roger.
@GdoubleWB
@GdoubleWB Жыл бұрын
*Laughs in Canadian*
@DarknetDude
@DarknetDude Жыл бұрын
Roger keeps it all the way real.
@staticj2763
@staticj2763 Жыл бұрын
His desk looks like it’s made of Skittles.
@Honest_Ads
@Honest_Ads Жыл бұрын
yummmmm
@mikdan8813
@mikdan8813 Жыл бұрын
You should totes eat it
@Zebra_3
@Zebra_3 Жыл бұрын
@@Honest_Ads I smell the Skittles partnership coming.
@mikdan8813
@mikdan8813 Жыл бұрын
This was my request! Thank you Roger!
@Honest_Ads
@Honest_Ads Жыл бұрын
Here to serve
@mikdan8813
@mikdan8813 Жыл бұрын
@@Honest_Ads holy moly the Roger spoke to me, I will never wash my eyes again
@Thunder_Dome45
@Thunder_Dome45 Жыл бұрын
I suggested it too on the video opening the channel.
@seyedamirhooshangdehnadi3035
@seyedamirhooshangdehnadi3035 Жыл бұрын
Another insightful and amusing video. Good work!
@teejay6063
@teejay6063 Жыл бұрын
"You can feel classy when you get blasted on your couch" 😂😂😂
@rebeccalyn9908
@rebeccalyn9908 Жыл бұрын
I just really like Roger, regardless of what enterprise or industry he’s involved with on any given day. It’s like he owns the Monopoly board
@hectorlee85
@hectorlee85 Жыл бұрын
"Ass end of a dying wolverine" what⁉️ 😂 shout out the writers
@dantesinfernopurgatory7826
@dantesinfernopurgatory7826 Жыл бұрын
The H in THC stands for Horton.
@kyle782
@kyle782 Жыл бұрын
Loved the casual dropping of the Soviet secret police in there lol
@albundy8595
@albundy8595 Жыл бұрын
A+ for Lovecraft reference lol
@seth5308
@seth5308 Жыл бұрын
This is even funnier when you’re baked off your ass 🤣
@drakehenderson8584
@drakehenderson8584 Жыл бұрын
All things in moderation. I have friends that just blaze every ten minutes, Pass the bowl, and I am like, "Bruh, I am still ripped from ten minutes ago. Take it easy."
@sammywilliam8156
@sammywilliam8156 Жыл бұрын
Exactly, these commercials are saying don't use cigarettes. Don't drink soda, don't smoke pot, don't go out. Don't have fun, they're basically saying that in any way whatsoever
@alann4598
@alann4598 Жыл бұрын
@@sammywilliam8156 Is that what the ads are saying?🤔
@loompy1440
@loompy1440 10 ай бұрын
I don’t smoke anymore because it did increase my anxiety as someone with a panic disorder among other mental illnesses. I always figured the fancy names and stuff were BS. One of the main reasons I quit smoking was because the obscenely powerful budtender strains intensity scared me away. I honestly preferred the ditch weed I would get back in the early 2000’s under the table. Unfortunately at this point, I’m so traumatized by medical grade weed that even smelling pot in general gives me panic attacks. No I will NOT try another strain. My psycho is ALREADY too active naturally, thank you very much.
@dldave1978
@dldave1978 11 ай бұрын
I love how Roger always fits the part of what is ad is about. Lmao
@artfuldodger7838
@artfuldodger7838 Жыл бұрын
FYI, don't go to a dispensary. Buy it from my friend. It would be awful if weed went corporate. Still buy it from my friend.
@TrixieTreat
@TrixieTreat Жыл бұрын
I wish weed would "drive me into a state of primordial madness usually reserved for Lovecraft protagonists who saw a weird cube". I general just eat a bunch of baked goods and take a nap.
@Ziorac
@Ziorac Жыл бұрын
Watching this as my weed gummy is working its way through my body. The side effects part was a bit worrying though...
@aodhanking2539
@aodhanking2539 Жыл бұрын
There is NO known side effect to eating . And all those damaging side effects were diagnosed were extremely heavy users that would smoke up to a 1/2 lb a day.
@Ziorac
@Ziorac Жыл бұрын
@@aodhanking2539I figured there were some caveats to that. But damn, half a pound a day? They must've been in a constant state of gone...
@edwardjames6023
@edwardjames6023 Жыл бұрын
@@aodhanking2539 that's right, there are no real side effects! Smoke up and go down to Hortons Cannabis Den and coffee shop, now open from 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. 😂
@aodhanking2539
@aodhanking2539 Жыл бұрын
@@Ziorac Not really, just like an alcoholic needing more alcohol over time, the body creates a natural resistance to being high.
@heathers432
@heathers432 Жыл бұрын
I was a little concerned hearing those side effects but let’s be honest, I really don’t care lol.
@KuroNekoNetwork
@KuroNekoNetwork Жыл бұрын
Literally the only video I’ve ever seen point out bad things about weed. 😂 finally someone points out what I’ve said forever
@powertothesheeple5422
@powertothesheeple5422 Жыл бұрын
As someone who was growing over 20 years ago, it is sad to see that literally everything that ever existed has ben cross-bred into some Frankenstein concoction with berry/diesel/OG/Kush added to the name.
@edwardjames6023
@edwardjames6023 Жыл бұрын
3:37 needs to be on a t-shirt! 😂
@johnbroadway4196
@johnbroadway4196 Жыл бұрын
As my Good Bro, Tommy often said. " Don't fight it, light it. Big Daddy.
@supposedhumanmars
@supposedhumanmars Ай бұрын
"They all smell like the ass end of a dying wolverine" 🤣🤣🤣 never was a truer sentence spoken
@mavfan1
@mavfan1 Жыл бұрын
Love how Roger ridicules weed culture. 😂
@ilovepdub
@ilovepdub Жыл бұрын
I'm smoking regardless
@TheMrrabbit1968
@TheMrrabbit1968 Жыл бұрын
Well said. I sell Cannabis seeds from a developing nation with its own rich Cannabis history. The people here have spent hundreds, if not thousands of years developing their strains & my market is home growers who are sick of the corporate rubbish being sold through dispensaries. Recently the suppliers to these entities have become aware of what I have available & are trying to get me to sell out to them, with plenty of pressure applied. That won't happen, it's not my culture to sell out. Thanks for exposing how gross & shallow the industry has become Roger.
@powertothesheeple5422
@powertothesheeple5422 Жыл бұрын
It's a shame really. That is the worst part about the legalization is everyone cross-bred everything until you have no original genealogy of anything. Just 57 different versions of Dank-berry-diesel-OG-skunk-kush. Leave it up to the US to destroy in 5 years what took 500 to create.
@Tential1
@Tential1 Жыл бұрын
That's what they all say. You get to you, always.
@wutthabuck8772
@wutthabuck8772 Жыл бұрын
Perfect timing as i light my J up 🫡🥴 Love ya Skunkbag Roger 😂
@Honest_Ads
@Honest_Ads Жыл бұрын
love ya
@RiddledEnigma93
@RiddledEnigma93 2 ай бұрын
Roger "So go ahead an pick a strain, they all smell like the ass end of a dying wolverine!" LOL 🤔
@justapoet2794
@justapoet2794 3 ай бұрын
I remember my first trip to Southern California and seeing a pot store. It was quite the culture shock for me, from the Midwest because I’ve never seen anything like that. I don’t even know what, specifically it was selling.
@kronos0316
@kronos0316 Жыл бұрын
Why did i get an inappropriate warning. I needed that warning for the waitress Roger video.😏
@John-Smith02
@John-Smith02 Жыл бұрын
The smell of the ass end of a dying wolverine. Very specific. I'd like to see footage of whoever wrote that smelling the ass of a dying wolverine as proof.
@thanumgaming
@thanumgaming Жыл бұрын
"... so you can feel classy when getting blasted on your couch." 🤣🤣
@bobkaiser8782
@bobkaiser8782 2 ай бұрын
I work in the THC industry. The rebranding portion of this is painfully accurate.
@MomMom4Cubs
@MomMom4Cubs Жыл бұрын
NKVD? Now I know the "secret" to Roger's success!
@pickyourbrainswithbenjamin761
@pickyourbrainswithbenjamin761 Жыл бұрын
This guy makes me laugh while being depressing
@MrZZooh
@MrZZooh 11 ай бұрын
I just discovered this channel today. I love how you talk about the strains having been cross bred so many times, they're literally indistinguishable.
@notthefbi7932
@notthefbi7932 Жыл бұрын
Can't go wrong with a little Tegridy 😉
@wyldebill4178
@wyldebill4178 Жыл бұрын
Loved old hippie Roger
@roflmows
@roflmows Жыл бұрын
love the vids guys, here's suggestions for more topics: chiropractors lawn care "going green" electric cars online shopping/amazon the lottery fitbits Lasik therapists car mechanics marketable nostalgia influencers/twitch valentine's day christmas apartment renting
@Hexsyn
@Hexsyn Ай бұрын
I appreciate how much lingo was actually included
@henrybrennan
@henrybrennan Жыл бұрын
Great video. But I wasn't aware of Lovecraft protagonists solving Cenobite Hellraiser cubes. You learn something new every day :)
@bim7355
@bim7355 Жыл бұрын
I think this video works better to convince someone not to smoke weed than just telling someone not to smoke weed.
@shawnfoogle920
@shawnfoogle920 11 ай бұрын
funny thing is weed is safer and less intoxicating than alcohol. the propaganda on THC must end.
@bim7355
@bim7355 11 ай бұрын
@@shawnfoogle920 Spoken like a true addict.
@shawnfoogle920
@shawnfoogle920 11 ай бұрын
​@@bim7355 Spoken like someone who instead of arguing or debating because im right you insult - assume :) if you drink alcohol your a hypocrite just saying.
@bim7355
@bim7355 11 ай бұрын
@@shawnfoogle920 I was just making a joke, and I didn't mean to upset you. I can understand why you didn't take it as such and I am sorry for that. My problem with weed is that people try to market it as a safe drug when there is no drug that is completely safe to ingest. For weed you do have different delivery methods, I think we can both agree that smoking is the worst method for your health. Marijuana also has side effects that can affect a person in the long term, and just how consuming alcohol is bad for adolescents development, so is Marijuana. My problem is that when people tote it as a safe drug it entices kids to try it, and although it is still less addictive than other substances, you don't need to be an addict to constantly use it. Just look at vaping, it was said to be a safe alternative to smoking and a bunch of kids started to try it, and even without nicotine pods they continued to use it because they though it made them look cool. Vaping turned out to be just as bad for your lungs as smoking was and people started doing it because they were mislead into thinking it was safe. For the long term affects of Marijuana, you have Adolescent brain development issues, Psychiatric disorders, Addiction, Increased risk of other substance use disorders, Respiratory difficulties, and unknown side effects as more study is needed in order to see the long term effects. Your statement "funny thing is weed is safer and less intoxicating than alcohol." Isn't wrong but it still doesn't make weed usage any better. If I say "vaping is safer and less intoxicating than cigarettes'" I'm not wrong but that also doesn't mean that vaping isn't bad for your health. Then your next statement "the propaganda on THC must end." is also not completely right. There are people who spread misinformation about THC but that doesn't mean that all negative information about it is propaganda. Most information is scientifically backed and the same results can be found in multiple peer reviewed studies, I have put a few articles below from trustworthy sources. If you like to debate you can. Sources: American Addiction Center: americanaddictioncenters.org/marijuana-rehab/long-term-effects National Institute of Drug Abuse: nida.nih.gov/publications/research-reports/marijuana/what-are-marijuanas-long-term-effects-brain National Institute of Drug Abuse: www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4827335/ Harvard Medical School: www.health.harvard.edu/blog/cognitive-effects-of-long-term-cannabis-use-in-midlife-202206142760
@islanddryad
@islanddryad 10 ай бұрын
@@bim7355 Spoken like someone who doesn’t know how addiction works
@chriscarlisle5676
@chriscarlisle5676 Жыл бұрын
You know in many cases it's that same companies that originally sold little leaves in tubes that are selling "new and improved" leaves in tubes now too lol. Great video. Made me laugh as I smoke 😂
@710Chri
@710Chri 3 ай бұрын
A little advice for newbies from somone who's consumed for over a decade. Do some research first and look into terpenes and their effects and make your selection based on the terpenes and effects you want. Don't just pick what sounds the best. Also start small, one or two puffs, wait a bit, if you need more, then one or two more puffs and repeat, Don't consume too much at once and get turned off of it
@jkdelete
@jkdelete Жыл бұрын
I’m glad they brought this back. Haven’t seen his clips in years
@Travybear1989
@Travybear1989 Жыл бұрын
Smoked weed for over 33 years, still going strong lol.
@Honest_Ads
@Honest_Ads Жыл бұрын
Hell ya
@thebob5568
@thebob5568 Жыл бұрын
I guess now that the government says weed is ok after saying how harmful it is for decades, now it's all good!
@mattpierce5009
@mattpierce5009 9 ай бұрын
"The" government doesn't. Federally it's still a schedule 1 narcotic, right up their with cocaine and heroin. The states got tired of waiting for the feds to reschedule it and went all states' rights on Obama's ass and started legalizing anyhow. (I'm calling out Obama in particular not just because states began legalizing during his term, but when he was asked about it he kowtowed to the politics of the era and laughed it off as a bunch of potheads just wanting to get baked).
@JMoney-ne3to
@JMoney-ne3to 3 ай бұрын
I really dig the tune when Horton Consolidated Holdings takes over....
@Smokr
@Smokr 9 ай бұрын
This might be my favorite Honest Ads, at least so far. I haven't seen every one, I'm sure. "Ummm, okay. Great! One weed, please!"
@tommynorthwood
@tommynorthwood Жыл бұрын
I use to be an indoor farmer. Not too pissed they won. I still get business because mine is a signature strain, and its better, i even started charging more.
@australien6611
@australien6611 Жыл бұрын
Signature strain 😂 didn't you watch the vid?
@tommynorthwood
@tommynorthwood Жыл бұрын
@@australien6611 What do you mean? No one has my weed
@australien6611
@australien6611 Жыл бұрын
@@tommynorthwood cmon dude whats so special about "your" weed? You don't think anyone has crossed those strains before?
@tommynorthwood
@tommynorthwood 11 ай бұрын
@@australien6611 They may have, but if your exact mom and dad made kids they'd all be different right? My point. Mine is unique. It's a phenotype
@australien6611
@australien6611 11 ай бұрын
@@tommynorthwood fair point , sounds pretty good actually, enjoy your day 🤙
@ogami1972
@ogami1972 Жыл бұрын
The evolution is so on point it is scary. In the words of MC Chris: "I Hope they never legalize cuz High Times won't have anything to fight for". Also, lol, all of the inebriants are going to be one company's someday,
@saintblades
@saintblades Жыл бұрын
“That is not DANK” 😂
@jed-henrywitkowski6470
@jed-henrywitkowski6470 Жыл бұрын
The best part of this... Roger is old enough to have been a young man when the Devil'sLetuce first became a craze!
@RolandHazoto
@RolandHazoto Жыл бұрын
lol when he was going through those I was like "yo, this mofo ain't even reading the script he's just going off memory" 😂
@buckaroobonsaitree7488
@buckaroobonsaitree7488 Жыл бұрын
He's not 5000 years old.
@idaearl927
@idaearl927 Жыл бұрын
I have smoked for 40+ years. My lungs are fine, and my depression went away when I stopped taking the meds. I won't give it up.
@edwardjames6023
@edwardjames6023 Жыл бұрын
That's it! Nobody likes a quitter! Buy from Roger
@charlescook5542
@charlescook5542 Жыл бұрын
Statistics outweigh anecdotes, my grandma drank and smoked cigs and made it to 90. The majority of other people who did the same died and a lot of them suffered earlier than they had to.
@tristanthomas5006
@tristanthomas5006 Жыл бұрын
Imagine having Roger as your grandfather.
@mrsir2254
@mrsir2254 Жыл бұрын
And NKVD 😂. Roger needs an award😅.
@jacoporegini8841
@jacoporegini8841 Жыл бұрын
I can't believe I bought every single article this guy tried to sell me.
@dlobelow760
@dlobelow760 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for explaining how shit my job went as a budtender. Goddamn, Roger, can we be happy FOR ONCE?!
@DaVizzle_Bro
@DaVizzle_Bro 9 ай бұрын
@5:15 yup, that's why im still straight edge lol
@xquisite7791
@xquisite7791 10 ай бұрын
Not "...the ass -end of a dying Wolverine..." 🤣🤣😭😭...I'm crying! 😂😂
@DarknetDude
@DarknetDude Жыл бұрын
Uncle Sam will not allow it unless citizens are either pissed off enough to revolt about it or they can somehow monetize the fuck out of it.
@billcow3455
@billcow3455 Жыл бұрын
This is so awesome I'm going to watch it again. And I never understood what is wrong with getting a hook up from the weed guy. Cheaper and the gov isn't all up in your business.
@daithigibealain4916
@daithigibealain4916 3 ай бұрын
Not me smoking a dispensary doobie of something called Fruity Pops while watching this😂
@BreadLobby
@BreadLobby Жыл бұрын
This old man is truly leading the revolution ✊
@uncletom3267
@uncletom3267 Жыл бұрын
As always I love you guys great content and thank you ❤️
@scottmoltzan8646
@scottmoltzan8646 Жыл бұрын
This channel has showed me that pretty much our entire life as we know it is a fraud (sad but somewhat true).
@chubbatheBOSS
@chubbatheBOSS Жыл бұрын
Was thinking the same thing.. the entire world is a scam
@australien6611
@australien6611 Жыл бұрын
Yeah he's devastatingly funny , quite the skill to make us laugh and feel conned at the same time 😮
@KyleStanfield
@KyleStanfield 9 ай бұрын
Two songs for you post-epiphany anger/depression playlist: • TSLO - "Tired of Life" • Woods of Ypres - "Wet Leather". Welcome to the club, we have Doug Stanhope and George Carlin stand-up specials playing on a loop.
@topofthegreen
@topofthegreen 8 ай бұрын
I wish you would do one if flight schools were honest.
@allpraisetothemosthighyah
@allpraisetothemosthighyah Жыл бұрын
I just seen the most honest bud tender if any existed.
@richardpagel6959
@richardpagel6959 Жыл бұрын
"And as a good friend of mine once said: Good bye Roger, you are really making me depressive with your permanent pessimism about everything." Could also be a good ending at one of your clips one day. Just joking, keep on the good work, I love your anti-advertisement clips!
@carpelunam
@carpelunam Жыл бұрын
bahaha
@m1_garandmaster541
@m1_garandmaster541 Жыл бұрын
The guy buying the weed reminds me of myself. I just want a bag MAN!!
@jamesb1988
@jamesb1988 Жыл бұрын
I'm not sure for the reason behind having Rodger focus just off center from where the camera is, but it works. On another note, the not-Rodger guy is like if during Face-Off there was an accident where John Travolta & Nick Cage were fused together.
@vihreelinja4743
@vihreelinja4743 10 ай бұрын
Most of weed strains are mixed too much. but there are still strains that give you a definite indica or sativa high, i personally enjoy the high cbd and medium thc strains as they are more like those good old skunks from the 90's. modern weed is like drinking straight vodka but old strains are like drinking a nice coctail.
@CyGea
@CyGea Жыл бұрын
“This shit doesn’t sell itself.” Yes, it does.
@smurfyday
@smurfyday Жыл бұрын
You've been had
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