If Elden Ring was made by EA...

I would definitely buy a capybara skin in Elden Ring...
Credits:
Editing: Me
Gameplay: Me
Menu Background: LiveWallpaper - Malenia ‪@WLOP‬
Thumbnail: Nexus Mod: www.nexusmods....
Music: Upbeat Indie Funk by Infraction, Independence -

[@guimazr]

I was going to add the Capybara to the video, but most of the mods stopped working after version 1.10, sorry...

[@shuouma7120]

Just like an EA game!!! Extra inmersion

[@ForesteamIV]

Did the game update in the past week? I was playing with this mod recently, worked perfectly fine... Except the mod itself :D The steed looks weird and has normal maps missing, I guess

[@spritamsel4929]

"let my hand rest on your wallet" took me out 💀

[@2lazy2type2]

This line was 11/10! Absolutely perfect joke

[@SamuraiGhost63]

On Kami, I was done 😂

[@Sam-ht4og]

2:53 she said it so nonchalantly I almost missed it

[@veracc]

buying a token to skip a skipable boss is crazy

[@allang7963]

Sad the player didn’t know that 🥲

[@SamuraiGhost63]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JeffGary9]

Unskipable when it’s made by EA

[@BRZ3RK3R]

@@veracc I don't think EA would add missable content. 😅

[@johnhanzelyjr]

@@JeffGary9 ...then..SELL the solution.

[@FoolAnonymous]

The one hit kill crossbow should have been part of a lootbox chance that you have to purchase on repeat to attempt to get it.

[@sildurai8287]

Yeah, like it is now it's clearly too strong, ...because nobody buys the bas skips after that.

[@LittleSpinas]

You are intelligent for business

[@Ak-sm2qu]

And the ammo for it is only available through resource packs

[@guardianvalor962]

Okay, but the Malenia main screen goes hard, though.

[@Josh-n1v6z]

I know bro 😭 I loved it

[@Whyiseveryhandletaken6942]

It’s made by an Asian artist named WLOP.

[@HeyTarnished]

It’s actually a mod that you can download that modified your main menu screen, it’s so awesome, there’s another one that features Malenia as well, it’s similar to this one.

[@zaxmaxlax]

its cool af

[@SANF0RD100]

These kinds of videos about EA, Ubisoft and Bethesda are so true that they bring both fun and sheer horror about gaming in general.

[@BRZ3RK3R]

@@SANF0RD100 wise words

[@AugustoV8Cesar]

Were doomed.

[@Jim90117]

You nailed the corporate inspired disgusting main menu.

[@Rubenz343]

I think it was awesome

[@Diook]

I had to pay to watch this video

[@guimazr]

lol

[@TheRealShiruken]

😂

[@dmytrosoboliev935]

I bought EA play for 5$, so technically, i watched it for free.

[@TheRealShiruken]

@ 🤣👌

[@dldl-h9x]

he should've ran out of arrows at margit and be prompted to buy more for 59.99

[@guimazr]

True... 😂

[@garrick3727]

Melina: "Let my hand rest on your wallet, just for a moment." That was genius.

[@ixinor]

Theres only one issue. The GUI is too clean. It needs more cluttering with skills, inventory bags, nonsensical extra information etc.

[@Garret007]

Yeah and enemies showing levels above them at all times!

[@jtarry1967]

And 33 waypoints for all points of interest on the map!!

[@QuanNguyen-bk4pn]

I laughed like an idiot when Melina started spouting nonsense. "For just $19.99" lmao.

[@Ayundaru]

This is brilliantly hilarious. This video needs more views

[@guimazr]

Thanks bro

[@ShowFiend]

Did anyone else feel immediate urge to own Capybara Torrent?

[@emeraldnoir7099]

Yeah

[@jonnyrose6469]

I’m not even a big gamer, and these videos and company in-jokes are absolutely hilarious! Thanks for making these :)

[@guimazr]

Thanks bro!❤️ I plan to make more videos like this!

[@BlueShellshock]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="111">1:51</a> Okay, I was NOT expecting the perfect Melina voice doing the advertising.

[@glens2019]

What's missing is an inventory screen with needlessly large horizontal scrolling menus.

[@BRZ3RK3R]

The credits should roll after Margit. But you can then get the DLCs for Liurnia and Caelid. 😂

[@emersonjoaquimm]

The boss bypass token kinda sucks, I did't got any loot, but his drops are on elden store now. Bro that sick axe is onlt $59 tho Im getting it

[@Factboy12]

The way those transactions kept going and popping... at one point I thought EA was going to charge you per step taken.

[@SherifNeamatalla]

Elden lord I have become, but at what cost? EA representative: around 300-400 dollars.

[@GiblixStudio]

watching this is depressing...

[@nocaptcha8110]

This is more horrifying than any Bloodborne character

[@MKL874]

Orphan of Kos agrees

[@Kamina-brah]

This may be an exaggeration, but EA would definitely do it if they could get away with it.

[@rumplstiltztinkerstein]

They can. They always do.

[@duckie9767]

Overcharging a game is fine because it prevents hackers because nobody is gonna pay that much for a game they’ll get banned from anyways but don’t put a price on everything that makes the game fun

[@rumplstiltztinkerstein]

@@duckie9767 hackers and bots in world of warcraft profit an average of $3 million a month. It is not that simple.

[@johnhanzelyjr]

@@duckie9767 True...but it'll also keep casual players who can't spend thousands from playing it, too. EA only has one target audience....those that are willing to spend $3,000+ MORE on a game they already paid $80 - $120 for.

[@kibayaiba3893]

Hands holding plus pay to win is the most deadliest cocktail ever made in the video game industry 💀

[@hoked2194]

Dead Space 3 moment.

[@nadezhda505]

Any money for a Torrent Capybara!💰

[@Rodrigo-pj2qo]

An unnecessarily long tutorial screen on how margit works was missing after its presentation

[@geekyboringfilms233]

I like how Melina becomes American when she starts advertising

[@kysco]

lost it at the free stuff LMAO

[@rossbownes]

Nailed it. Needs more server disconnects!

[@VRGamercz]

Capybara Torrent had me rolling ngl.

[@Divergent-ym3py]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="84">1:24</a> I see EA has learned the red orb technique from the Devil May Cry games. Only difference is you will pay with your blood. Not demon blood.

[@H2Overdrive99]

AMAZING! I'm on my 22nd playthrough with over 980 hours in Elden Ring, and this is the BEST parody video I've seen! The editing and attention to detail was incredible, the EA microtransaction jokes were all perfect, and the voice acting for "MuhLEEnuh" was a perfect balance of the actual character's inflection with a bit of noticeable satire on it. It would be amazing to see a continuation of this for the whole of Elden Ring, or spinoffs of what the game would be like coming from different companies we also don't like (made by Ubisoft, for example.) I thank thee, Tarnished. Thy art befits a sub. Also sharing this in every online Elden Ring community and fan group I'm in.

[@guimazr]

Thanks a lot bro, your comment inspires me to keep making videos. ❤️ Btw, I have the video of Elden Ring if it was made by Ubisoft on my channel. I think you'll like it... 😂

[@H2Overdrive99]

@@guimazr Haha awesome! I'll check it out! Oh and I forgot to mention just how much "Let my hand rest upon your wallet" wrecked me 🤣🤣🤣

[@visidenvisidane1155]

Crossbow isn’t goofy enough. It should shoot the most obnoxious, out of place looking missile that explodes into an eye burning spectacle. And I don’t want an armor set that actually has something to do with the game’s setting, I want to look like Commander Shepard or Ezio.

[@miguelxbox2308]

This video is gold. Thanks for making my day 😂

[@Vespyr_]

The Torrent Capybara skin goes hard af. I'm feeling the FOMO coursing through my veins already.

[@rockversse]

I am you and you are me...

[@Skumtomten1]

This is an anxiety inducing video.

[@myblindrun1544]

The only thing that I didn't believe is that they hide the actual amount of $ your paying behind 5 different in game currencies

[@tommikoistinen2321]

I would buy Torrent Capybara...

[@diegofernandezpintor5851]

Do I need to pay for liking the video?

[@Markye_Takamoto]

Probably

[@guimazr]

Yep

[@AugustoV8Cesar]

These kinds of videos about EA, Ubisoft and Bethesda are so acurate that they bring both Fun and Absolute Horror about what gaming is becoming... WE ARE DOOMED.

[@XyfeNya]

There's no way they would give feminine voice to female characters. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="106">1:46</a>

[@sam.246]

We're so lucky for having From Software

[@PierreLucSex]

As consumers, it is very true ; as devs, I'm not so sure, they seems to work under harsh stress conditions

[@hyperkrutej2916]

This is great, keep it up!

[@guimazr]

Thanks bro

[@the_dark_soul_of_man]

"let my hand rest upon your wallet, for just a moment" Hey, didn't know Melina was Romanian.

[@pOpCoRn0531]

The "valid for 60 days only" paid fast travel time limit is a real kick in the nuts

[@c2thamax246]

Forgot the wait at the main menu to login to EA’s servers b/c even though you’re playing single player, the game is always online.

[@w12266]

If this was EA, what would have been Blizzard's imagination/idea of Elden Ring?

[@marinalexanduradu7384]

they would have immediately made it a mmorpg as they did to diablo, they keep believing that all games need to be morphed into mmos

[@johnhanzelyjr]

@@marinalexanduradu7384 While screwing over the people who'd rather play solo by keeping enemies at the strength you'd face them as a full party (looks at Diablo 4.) By the way....didn't they say when announcing Diablo 4..there were NOT going to be microtransactions and such?

[@sadikhan8868]

I ain't supporting ea but if they release a torrent capybara skin, I'm buying that shit

[@smoss9813]

Melania becomes American half way through her monologue?

[@sanketvaria9734]

the main menu itself cracks me. there is a AD, two IAPs, then a store. lmao

[@hare75]

This is what people expecting nightreign

[@LaloBalteus]

Was going to Say the same lol, ppl see in-game currrency that is only obtained by playing to Buy stuff and go crazy when it's a pretty much normal thing on games like this(like dead cells, You can Buy character upgrades or skins)and even the director said no microtransaccions but ppl don't read

[@Chatisthisrealquestionmark]

i NEED torrent capibara.

[@LuisSanchez-fj6dt]

Me when I saw all the offers: Bruh this would be disgusto gracias if it was implemented in the real game Me when I saw the capybara: ONLY 9.99? *goes for wallet

[@DemonKingHiei]

Nah, ea wouldn’t have a title song that awesome

[@slayersupershow]

Dannng.. nice play. Earned my sub

[@Nomad-bl4yw]

Melina should have said she's trans or bi ,etc

[@laz981]

Not gonna lie The capybara skin will be a good skin for Tourrent

[@smithdonte00]

The store in the main menu sent me.

[@ravoniesravenshir3926]

Good gosh, it hurts to watch this. At least they didn't nickle and dime for every attack.

[@xtensionxward3659]

i would imagine them actually adding npc invasions that cannot be beaten and selling an item to make them much weaker lol

[@ElKabongg42]

Load times are something else

[@jumpyboi7784]

Ubisoft, EA, and Activision as the 3 worst and most hated companies in gaming.

[@evandroevandrissimo6316]

Ngl you had me weak with the capybara torrent skin. Lmao my ming went like. Where can i get one of theses?

[@YusufNomad]

Where is the first grace place who written buy dungeon dlc in this video? I didnt use key for fog and I forget where it is.

[@Kalel8]

if this weapon oneshot bosses - noone will buy Boss Bypass Token

[@mabac16]

this is a fucking nightmare

[@xmorose]

nice the 70th video of the same spirit

[@Uro_Boros]

alone the effort is worth a like, amused me alot :)

[@SchleifLinG]

Speedrunners wallet sweats.

[@pajeetsingh]

This is not far from actual EA. They might do this.

[@Lengleyy]

It honestly sad. I dont remember buying a game thisdays.

[@ScribeAlicious]

Sony about to make this a reality

[@HeyTarnished]

Ngl customized Torrent skins would go hard.

[@raffritter6766]

Upgraded sword for Warrior +10 %

[@rendher3688]

The entire video is so on point that I can´t even find it funnny, I mean don´t get me wrong, I love it. But bro, what a piece of sh!t EA is!

[@alexs.3210]

Skip messmer would be awesome😅

[@mcculfja]

Who did the voice acting? That was really good.

[@Aapo_the_Blockhead]

Omg this looks so cool, where I can buy this masterpiece

[@nikolasurban7256]

As someone who hasn’t played an EA game in ages, I can’t even tell If this is exaggerated or actually spot on

[@carl13220]

Margit has been EA erased 🤣😅

[@jitin785]

This is exactly what "UbiShit" also does. Please make a collab of Ubishit and EA KEK!

[@guimazr]

I already got a video on my channel showing what if Elden Ring was made by Ubisoft... 😂

[@jitin785]

@@guimazr hahaha perfect! Ill go check it out then 😂😂

[@SergioAlcázar-c5p]

EA is a scum bag. Hope that company never touches my favorite games.

[@FilmTraumaPodcast]

9.99 is worth it for Torrent capybara

[@ryanvandoren1519]

Give it 5 short years and this is realistically where FartSoft will be.

[@AVM26]

Hello, this is EA CEO. We are glad to inform you that you are hired as the head of our marketing department. In order to complete your workplace transition, please, sign this exclusive time-limited 9,99 monthly subsciption.

[@karolinakira8576]

my eyes are bleeding

[@Yinsuki]

Had to refund, they kept asking me to buy the Elden Pass :(

[@derex47]

Bruh im probably talking out my ass as the only ea game i played as of recently was mass effect 3 but arma 3 literally does this exact thing no meme i picked up a rpg to shoot and a tank and they started glitching my screen with advertisements telling me to go buy the dlc

[@ikiwe9730]

How sick ea:s monetization really is? I dont really play their games except fallen order and jedi survivor?

[@johncamiloramirez815]

Not gonna lie, I would totally pay to have a capibara as torrent

[@skuruhai001]

You should've "killed" the Tree Sentinel in 3-4 hits while taking infinite damage and constantly recovering lol this was great

[@chrystiandantas4372]

EA is going to charge you a fee for telling the truth.

[@Grenetpr]

Thank god, Elden Ring wasn't developed by EA

[@ArthasTheLiftKing]

sheee Melina sorry, my wallet is for Ranni only

[@pajeetsingh]

Why the heck Astrologer $70?

[@GarrMatey428]

This made me unreasonably angry. EA has become a literal joke of itself.

[@DiegoSouto-fy9su]

This is great

[@AlbinoMutant]

Genius.