If Stalker 2 was made by Bethesada...

Stop, Bethesda, I can’t take so many loading screens anymore...
#bethesda #stalker2

[@hafizyusri9679]

loading screen simulator

[@scarxphace_gaming]

It says a lot when the best Bethesda game wasn't made by bethesda

[@Valziris]

​@@scarxphace_gaming name of game?

[@greggriffiths3707]

​@@ValzirisFallout new Vegas.

[@maximserdeley9148]

this is starfart

[@Fulminitro]

And this is the shader compilation simulator :D

[@pusnirizda5481]

I've accidently pressed space and paused the video while it was in the loading screen. And realised it only after like a minute when i started to think that joke gets way to long

[@semplar2007]

you definitely know how to entertain yourself

[@helpumuch6887]

Too long to be the joke, just long enough to be a Bethesda loading screen tho

[@khelgarironfist3301]

low int max agi bethesda char right here

[@scarxphace_gaming]

I immediately got a nasty taste in the mouth at the door loading screen "They can't keep getting away with thisssss!!"

[@Dson8146]

69 nice

[@bbatman1164]

Inaccurate, there is no magazine fed revolvers

[@accelerator8558]

This made alot of psycological damage

[@mykhailonikolaichuk6392]

Magazine fed revolver was there since the original Fallout when it was a top-down game made by Black Isle. It's not Bethesda's invention.

[@WackyIraqi777]

​You're right Bethesda just invented the lever action that needs a full reload every time.

[@mykhailonikolaichuk6392]

@@WackyIraqi777 Bethesda invented a lot of stuff - some stupid, some straight up imbecilic. But magazine fed revolvers is not something they can claim credit for.

[@ghostinyourattic3545]

Actually there was a mag fed revolver, worked with a 3 face cylinder, neat design but not practical when it could fail

[@victorc8855]

forgot the gigantic quest marker pointing directly at the box you need to loot

[@tyrongkojy]

Shitrim is trash. They used to make good games.

[@DMlTREl]

Nah, we already got yellow paint

[@Jack-yo2bc]

loading times to fast to be bethesdas crayon code

[@officialvaultboy8242]

Wdym their games loading fast af, theyre just buggy asl

[@Sterkson92]

@@officialvaultboy8242 You sure? I`m still riding the elevator with Nick from Vault 114 to the surface to this very day!

[@officialvaultboy8242]

@Sterkson92 you may be encountering the real nuclear war before its done loading

[@Kurokishi-di8rv]

For me they load about as past as it would take to lead a door animation so I am not too bothered.

[@MrYoda-xb6mp]

@@Sterkson92just wait til you get to sircca and take the elevator 🤣 I thought my game was bugged it was taking for ever

[@_gedise]

1:05 Unrealistic, before getting to the buy menu there would be a minute long dialog you can't skip, even though they always say the same

[@超级飞虾]

真叫你玩明白了😂

[@garethsnaim8174]

You can by slamming the mouse button but its a 50 50 chance you will shoot them in the face

[@jekyllorhyde9785]

The permanent green dot in the center of the screen is a nice touch.

[@hbsvictor]

Just to be sure you will not forget where is the center of the screen

[@asifiqbal1117]

0:30 Of course it's Bethesda, now he's finally awake!

[@CaptainShahanash]

Instead of looting ammo and food, there should be useless junk like bent tin cans, broken forks or unused paper clips. Also double barrel shotgun should be able to fire 3 times before reloading.

[@VCE4]

lol

[@forevernothinghappens]

lmao

[@Legoman775]

no no, i didnt see "creation club" on the menu screen

[@Orgi3]

Forgot to add left handed AK abomination with the ejector located behind the gun. With the 45 acp casings hitting you on the face.

[@ardent9422]

That’s my favorite thing about the game, no loading go anywhere seamlessly.

[@JFM-FTW]

That fart noise at 2:25 killed me off

[@gokacheli]

Same bro hahahhahahha

[@gazelle5984]

Oh my... it's scary to even imagine...

[@MozzyStickz]

Watching this entire video and finally realized the “ 29 fps for a cinematic experience “ in the top right and actually bursted out laughing 🤣🤣

[@FritoSandwitch]

And yet your lucky to get 15fps in the later parts of Stalker 2 it turns into a slide show if you don't restart the game every 30 minutes.

[@nibelungvalesti]

the lockpicking part made me choke on spit lmfao

[@docileyoke]

Inaccurate, Bethesda wouldn't add an inventory animation

[@Coffin1987]

I LOVE that you paused the music during loading screens. This is the most intense burn possible because it only contains truth. None of their execs will ever see this video but GOD it's satisfying to imagine just how much it would burn their soul.

[@hbsvictor]

Even if they saw it, they'd never understand. Spent all their lives being too busy to learn the basics about which game is good and why

[@lorax8172]

that first loading screen got me

[@HowYouFeelAboutGreenBeans]

Not A Bethesda unless they have a Revolver fed M4 with a under barrel grenade launcher that is on top of the sight, and the gun shoots electricity.

[@ytoweronexx]

Loading screens and fast travels everywhere? No way, no loading screens and if you want to go somewhere, get moving. Certainly the Bethesda devs and fanbase had a hard time playing this game.

[@sofla1rr]

Old joke

[@TheAngryD0g]

sure did, considering there's several points where you get softlocked for no reason

[@RJ-pb1qx]

The oblivion music add in is hilarious 😂😂

[@joeyfreeze8786]

This is great. Thanks for sharing.

[@bonhommeneige111]

i didnt played stalker 2 yet ive played enought bethesda shit to see what ur talking about .

[@giygas9305]

Fast Travel is hit or miss. The way Stalker is designed, I really like not having fast travel.

[@OnionRingsGaming]

This was great man keep it up, the loading screens got me rolling.

[@Majkluss]

I was totally expecting "You're finally awake..."

[@alexnderrain9592]

You were trying to cross into the zone right walked into that Military ambush same as us and that bandit over there

[@donloder1]

just like in fallout, the text language also changes randomly.

[@iCrimzon]

The loading screens on every door almost made me crash out

[@sergbio5527]

But last part is totally accurate about stalker gameplay xD Just put all stuff in corpse and drag to nearest base :3

[@qualwinters8784]

29 fps for cinematic experience... 🤣

[@kennykos]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2: Heart of the load screens. It just works.

[@RHaenJarr]

Imagine a hobo just unloading a huge pile of loot on the ground and rolling around in it with profound satisfaction. Like a dragon on its hoard.

[@swaggchillx8928]

everytime you open the door it's a loading screen 😂

[@levairkrivalnoir6842]

Skif playing around in his pile of loot 😂at the end.

[@chavezchavo]

Very unrealistic. Loading screens in Fallout 4 take from 1 to 100000 minutes... Sometimes i can leave for work and return home and the cell is not yet loaded...

[@Over-yi1vp]

The character turns so funny on his way out so he doesn't get confused in the montage 😂

[@AnnoyD]

Fallout 4 player here, can confirm I exhibit terminal loot goblin behavior

[@carlosdean9564]

30 fps for a cinematic experience broke me 🤣

[@unoriginalperson72]

Its not accurate unless theres a fade to black transition througn doors that lasts longer than it takes to load the game so enemies on the other side can kill you before the fade ends

[@solidtoto]

You forgot that the game would crash after dropping so many things on the ground lol.

[@demolition-n3x]

Missing Creation Club, Workbench and left hand Rifle such as AK, AR416

[@RileyNewcomb]

The super slow walking contrasted to the super fast running is exactly why I always skill endurance

[@LukeSync]

Enemies are dying too fast for this to be Bethesda

[@meif77]

The code dial should just have been a text box

[@magnussen6045]

oblivion's environment is insanely great tho

[@EvilSSP]

This video could not be more wrong. First of all, if Bethesda made Stalker 2 it wouldn't be released until some time close to 2040 so you can pretty much stop here.

[@Alice-mm1np]

menu sound gave me ptsd

[@skatesuperbaby]

Unrealistic, inventory UI isn't clunky enough.

[@SarcasticLampr4y]

that lock picking thing was so triggering.

[@kyradflinko62]

It would be a one hell of experience to survive bethesda's "game-breaking anomalies" in Stalker 2

[@rogeri.-.5878]

Imagine an open world game where you are able to explore every existent building, but the game is made by Bethesda, that would be a lot of loading screens

[@panjack_]

I’m a fan of fo4… I’m also a fan of stalker…. We can co exist guys!

[@TauntersTongue]

Real, because this was def about how stalker fans hate Bethesda fans

[@seretuperrita]

@@TauntersTongue tbh everyone hates bethesda and their fans

[@ironhulk1979]

Scary how many people think this is what stalker 2 is actually like

[@Slick-vo9hp]

Reality is just abunch of running and looting with the occasional mission, not to mention stalker 2 being completely janky and half broken. Crap was released unfinished and GSC lied, it’s ridiculous that people glug on it.

[@ldSt3345]

​@@Slick-vo9hp ruzzke - glaz uzke Tell me you didn't play the game without telling me you didn't play the game lol

[@Slick-vo9hp]

@@ldSt3345 Shows how intelligent and mature you are calling me a “Russian” just because I called the game what it is, unfinished and lazy garbage. Same items, map and gameplay loop from the 2007 game just with a new story and a few new things and actual animations for the items from two decades ago. Won’t even go into detail about the insane amount of bugs and how it was released in that state with the AI system also being completely broken. Cope for GSC is insane and goes to serve as an example of how and why games have gotten worse over time, companies realized they can just release garbage because the majority of consumers are free of any intelligence and just throw their money at whatever while also defending it.

[@ldSt3345]

@@Slick-vo9hp nah, it was just a routine check, you failed it. Congrats!

[@Slick-vo9hp]

@@ldSt3345 Say what you want, anyone with a brain will read these comments and that’s played the game through an unbiased view knows what I am talking about. All of GSCs talk of “gold” just to pay $117.42 for an ultimate edition game that isn’t even finished. No amount of jokes, opinions or lies can now deny the fact that GSC lied and released an unfinished game, plenty of information online for anyone to search up and find on how this game and company was deceiving, sure it might be a good game eventually but it’s the fact that GSC lied and released the game like this that makes people angry.

[@levivandoorn7973]

i know exactly what will happen throughout this video, but it still amuses me because it involves shitting on bethesda's lastest flop games

[@phillgizmo8934]

Forgot to show the inventory mono color interface in a form of a list without icons and a very limited sorting functionality.

[@ilpilgrim]

As many bugs in the game I thought it was made by them lmao 🤣

[@marumisu9560]

Stalker: If fallout was actually good. Cyberpunk: If borderlands and gta were cool. Starfield: if no man's sky wasn't terrible

[@blackwolf_365]

2:39 me, literally in every game where possible

[@tylerdellinger7791]

You did Bethesda dirty, lol.

[@bappo2693]

bethesda codes with magnetic drawing board

[@Regni_Sepet]

the doors xD!!!

[@augustsbautra]

Dat "30 FPS for 'Cinematic Experience'" killed me. Though UE5fps is still giving the game undeu trouble.

[@Geka4epist]

This is the reason we love Bethesda's games😂

[@sereklaw1127]

Haha love the 30fps in too right (for cinematic experience) 😂😂

[@chillenpromille2356]

Beeing a Developer for bethesda is a shame nowadays😂

[@ScreaminSeahawk]

Now this is a Stalker I would play!

[@accelerator8558]

We are missing npcs stuck on walls

[@dmytrohnatchenko8541]

btw, you can enter a code lock password using numlock

[@HvalaTiArkane]

The enemies should be bullet sponges and should not die when they got shot in the head, bad game bethesda

[@bankaiiibankaaa4573]

You need more load screens!

[@lewisbenzie845]

Those loading screens :D

[@ritojanitor9426]

i'd rather have loading screens if it means i can actually run this fking game smoothly

[@haidora9321]

I mean my Game runs at 100 FPS so i Cant really talk but for others at least the FPS counter matches the actual Stalker 2 experience

[@willlawton2143]

Skyrim is one of my all time greats but this is so accurate 🤣🤣

[@berkowk]

I died on lockpick minigame 😅

[@Destiny1G]

should of added more ads on the menu screen and added the creation club (paid mods)

[@dealwolfstriked272]

If Stalker 2 was made by Bethesda you would firstly be some form of a born character. Anomalyborn or radiationborn or something that makes u U! The fooking Money Ching sound and the XP amount is so BGS! It makes the player immersed into the world as they hearthat CHING and the XP bar flash it drives a loop of gameplay that from this day forward we will call the Bethesda Gameplay Loop and be done with it!

[@V2ENF]

...it would've been a better game.

[@hyperturbotechnomike]

Creation club is missing and the PDA could use some convoluted Pip-Boy menus in eye piercing green

[@PhilipCockram]

GSC ...we fixed 1000 items with 2 weeks of launch . Bethesda ....seven yrs later ...a fix is coming soon ...we promise

[@TheKayack1]

that just shows they released Stalker 2 unfinished and broken, nothing to be proud about.

[@bsportalplay4952]

Hahaha, good sense of humour 😂👍👍

[@Kinos141]

So, the game would actually work...

[@L0MASTERUA]

lol :) Чуваче надзвичайно круте відео сміявся і плакав від сміху, дуже кумедний відос.

[@magicname6725]

Anime of the year: Solo Leveling

[@randomstranger_3]

Add in some fade in effects after the loading screen and I won't be able to tell the difference

[@physix22]

made me laugh

[@IcedCoffeeGaming]

To be fair they killed it with Morrowind and Oblivion. Skyrim was ok with mods

[@Defort-jd8xe]

it would've had less bugs if it was made by Bethesda.

[@historicalskydancer]

You are a genious

[@dontcry8672]

u forgot to install all comunity bug fixes before startiing game

[@SquirtleOctavius1993]

This is insane how there is no 'quit' in menu on PC.

[@ttocsisme]

Funnily enough the amount of shit you can pick up in stalker 2 isnt fat off the elder scrolls games

[@kylejoe8393]

You forgot the creation club store on the title screen.

[@DiegoPalhocaSC]

Or if Stalker 2 is a Persona game...

[@alyctro8158]

this got me good

[@Jensen8918]

Bethesda towns wouldn’t run at 20fps and releases with working systems

[@galacticokie18]

Nailed it

[@icebreaker4354]

Thank god it wasn’t bethesda

[@npoizot]

Excellent !!!!