If German engineering is so good, why do all the German cars on Facebook Marketplace look like this?

[@uselessDM]

The problem with BMWs for example is that every used BMW without fail has previously been owned by a BMW driver and that's just no good.

[@TwoDollarGararge]

Let's see garabge plastic sensors valve covers leak at 40,000 miles prone to develop parasitic drains and like to burn oil still would rather daily than a camry

[@YohooJesus]

⁠@@TwoDollarGarargei had a 2002 camry that ran worse had insane oil leaks like crazy and was just shit with just 170k miles… my not maintained 250k mile drift daily e36 bmw has served me well far more than a shitty camry did but thing is e36 any other bmw is trashed basically by previous owners even previous owner for my e36 beat it

[@troysbucket]

@@YohooJesusdude really is Jesus right here, running 250k daily drift anything with zero problems is miracle of miracles. God be praised! Can you walk on water? Go buy a powerball ticket this instant

[@pliciousmeet]

😂 fucking based af​@@troysbucket

[@TwoDollarGararge]

@@YohooJesus 04 z4 2nd owner 227,000 miles burns a quart every 200 miles runs fine

[@Road_Atlas]

What up my squarebacks

[@Armageddon_71]

To quote EFAP: "Hello all my n-words." (Yes someone actually read that out loud)

[@CCFPuchii]

The frick did you just call me?

[@OutsideTheTargetDemographic]

Wow, with a hard R too.

[@Mr.SeanCombs]

I’m getting tired of all these damn squarebacks

[@pguth98]

I hear "squareback," and all I can think of is MAK-90s.

[@TokyoJuul8008]

Pucchi being hamstrung by an HOA is the most grown ass man problem.

[@Syncopia]

No one can escape from the clutches of a HOA.

[@CCFPuchii]

Please send help and money

[@dashawnrobinson1802]

Just had to move into an overpriced HOA area, just had to no other choice

[@TURBOMIKEIFY]

@@SyncopiaThere is. Couch surf.

[@michaelcarrillojr453]

The hoa mafia strikes again

[@JCDenton95]

German Engineering - certified Fükenbröken

[@emanuelorozco1439]

😂 that got me, ima save this shit

[@pliciousmeet]

Absolutely halal 😂

[@ATF-]

⁠@@pliciousmeet how is this halal?

[@pliciousmeet]

@@ATF- It is a joke.

[@dashawnrobinson1802]

@@pliciousmeetnot worth the reach

[@dylantalley8531]

We goin straight to the FBI with this one🤣🤣

[@TopOfLobby]

The interior of that 2002 Benz looks like a pair of rental shoes from a bowling alley with 20 years of athletes foot.

[@killzone64]

the wiring insulation looks like that too on the late 90s ones lol. germany mandated a certain percentage of biodegradable materials in cars around that time and mercedes decided the best way to go about it was to make the wiring insulation biodegradable.

[@colchronic]

4500$ = 2934 Australian bucks And yes Tasmania uses Australian dollars

[@rubberwoody]

You did it backwards

[@r.b.ratieta6111]

Dude, the ad segue right after (I believe it was) Vukos said "Boooooooo" was impeccable timing. "Boooooo--" "TRYING TO TALK SOME SHIT??" 🤣🤣

[@koraegi]

Man ive been spelling it like the scooter the whole time

[@kingnorlen]

Dude, im SWEDISH and the first thing i thought when seeing that first mercedes and that house was "that has to be detroit!" lol...

[@Technobitsarchive]

Yeah we gave up on them

[@kingnorlen]

Aha, the government was no longer a government, and the globalists controlled everything, thats why the autoindustry that once was superior in detroit died. Classic Western stuff, stab urself in the leg and blame everything else xD @@Technobitsarchive

[@mechwarrior13]

Hey people, real humans lives in the D... including me.. unfortunately

[@OutsideTheTargetDemographic]

"In space they use Double Dollars" You guys unlocked a core memory for me, and I love you for it. 🤓👍

[@MickeyKeevs]

Rare W Trigun reference.

[@captainslow_037]

80s mercs will always be my favorite

[@mercedes_nuts]

Sacco is the GOAT (Bruno Sacco was the head of design at Benz from the 70s to the 90s)

[@captainslow_037]

@@mercedes_nutsreal

[@rocketpigrecords3719]

Shhh

[@failosaurus6764]

netgear bringing up gushing over magical girls was not expected (but honestly based - manga is also great and surprisingly less lewd....somehow)

[@CollectorCarFeed]

The dub is still being produced, I’ll know what you guys are talking about in six months to a year

[@CCFPuchii]

It sets the high bar for all beach episodes.

[@Mika-ph6ku]

What y'all watching it on?

[@failosaurus6764]

@@Mika-ph6ku I obviously only watch all my anime on the paid websites 🤓 and definitely NOT sites like aniwave with a good ad blocker

[@fengollc3765]

Only gays watch dub

[@imperialisticsnail]

As a bmw guy this has got to be one of my favourite videos you guys have done yet

[@3EP0]

4:25 "You know what's good about twenty eight year old's? there is 20 of them." I believe this joke started in Russia but I am not sure, I still remember the face of PE teacher when I told him this joke, I nearly got detention XD. (It happened in UK, London.)

[@3EP0]

He was soo frustrated.

[@silversurfer420]

My favorite channel ❤ keep up the bangers boys!

[@tonyl7286]

"What do you mean this car that was as valuable as a condo 20 years ago - will cost me 5k to fix?" - Average 3rd-5th owner of a used German car

[@Treaxvour]

I bought it for that much! 😮😢

[@variousengineering1965]

Seeing what my coworker goes through owning exclusively vw. Has me thinking a Hyundai might be a better option lol

[@bigpoppa25010]

I see CCF video, I like ❤

[@bandwagon240]

That's a deal on that Squareback. It's well sorted and not a total rotbox.

[@MrJustinUSCM]

The transition from the Fitment check video with bald tires to a crumpled Jetta upside down in a ditch killed me lmfao

[@Zycx2]

"if it has a dub, i'll watch it" literally me

[@brentruvio6556]

Mechanics have the worst cars, that's why they're mechanics, not technicians 😉

[@troysbucket]

4:25.. I'm Scranton Joe and I approve of this message.

[@zipperkiller5]

You said Tukwila right! I'm proud lol. You guys are great!

[@SikeJacob]

Cracked my oil pan earlier today, this vid cheered me up

[@kingnorlen]

Daaamn VUKOS with the Albanian-spec comment is 100% correct, its what all the e36 and e46's looked like here in Sweden xD

[@chrismcguirk7174]

That lifted tdi is mine! 😂😂😂

[@niklasausdemkuhdorf]

ich fühle mich offended

[@speedhunter25]

Einfach japanische Autos fahren dann kann man auch darüber lachen😅 Aber deinem pb nach zu urteilen scheinst du ja einen guten Geschmack zu haben😌

[@oelverlust8250]

Diese Kommentarsektion ist jetzt Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland… oder so

[@speedhunter25]

Wir kommen aber in Frieden

[@Iffinstiffin]

The jimmy oaks pineapple is even funnier when you realize his mom loves pineapples more than jimmy. 😂

[@robertbogus1306]

i LOVE my 90s bmw. the week after i bought it, the transmission broke and it was 4k to fix. but i still love it

[@satoriwatches]

These guys can't say a single Japanese word correctly it cracks me up every time

[@carfriendsimulator9981]

This dude makes fun of japanese people when they say "rook at the ritter bird" smh, disgusting

[@Road_Atlas]

I can't believe you've done this to us.

[@satoriwatches]

@@Road_Atlas love yall video though, I know yall don’t like em that’s much but yall should do a some more videos on Honda, specifically Integras, preludes, em1’s n stuff

[@Mika-ph6ku]

@@satoriwatchesaccords

[@superseriooffical7314]

I lucked out with my e36, even found the original owner that backed everything up about the car that I was told by the second owner, in retrospect I feel like I paid just a little to much, but I got it with the motor and trans already rebuilt (got receipts for it all) cooling system and subframe reinforcements done already, you just gotta really look out around to find that diamond in the rough

[@john_toss]

Vukos really doesn’t like German cars

[@CollectorCarFeed]

We're gang weeb

[@john_toss]

@@CollectorCarFeed I can tell by all the nagatoro posting in the cord lmao. I like both German and Japanese cars

[@subarusympathizer]

​@@CollectorCarFeedthe only correct way to be

[@michaelyocum7082]

Landlord puchii gets big tips from his tenants

[@T03L3G]

@@michaelyocum7082dayum 🎉😂

[@HookersAndCoke]

I’ve seen so many German foreigns do well when taken care of properly. But then I’ve seen EVEN MORE that are absolute junk and sit in peoples driveways since they can’t afford to fix them. If you can’t afford an S Class or one with a warranty, then don’t get one. I remember my buddy had a mid 2000s Benz, one day the air bag went off while he was just driving around. When they get issues, it seems like it’s a huge wave of them. Always cost a pretty penny too, never heard of them being cheap to repair

[@slcwhere1534]

The 1.9 TDI engine from vw will outlive humans and roam the reclaimed earth.

[@kilovwdude6457]

Fact

[@JeanMarceaux]

It will roam nothing, for the cv axles will fail sooner, rendering it immovable

[@kilovwdude6457]

@@JeanMarceaux good thing vws are parts bin cars and you can fit pretty much anything from a Jetta, bug, tiguan, audi a3 on a golf and vice versa

[@JeanMarceaux]

@@kilovwdude6457 you still need humans for that, or at least mechanically inclined tardigrades

[@Technobitsarchive]

My favorite German thing is the Mercedes amg drive modes, which allow you access a mode called master race

[@3EP0]

That magical girl anime was banned in russia and after watching first episode for like 4 min I decided that it's not for me. I will better rewatch High school DxD.

[@reisen-5970]

that wheezing and coughing at the first 10 seconds LOL

[@The_Walnoys]

8:43 - Is 2,937.74 usd

[@killacam2644]

Pretty much any factory manual BMW touring comes with an additional $3000 price tag.

[@KosaiAvonej]

I’m late to the party but all I have to say is this. If a car brand new 5 years ago is over 100K new and is up for sale for 20-30 Grand you really need to be asking yourself why is this car worth so little and why is the marketplace full of cheap “premium brand luxury cars”?

[@therealtpain90]

I literally just looked at that Jetta, (I live in VA)

[@01Zipang]

Mfghost is really mental when you read Shigeno's author notes and he's essentially a mega depressed incel now as he's gotten older. It's depressing man

[@noseboop4354]

Yeah, he ranted a ton in the author notes about not wanting to draw cars anymore but was forced to because all of his other mangas failed.

[@TokyoJuul8008]

​@@noseboop4354Suffering from success

[@kilovwdude6457]

Rip​@@noseboop4354

[@lukaskubelka]

Shout out Huntley Illinois! Last car Mercedes auction scam

[@motormatt302]

Yo that's wild, my girl used to live in that apartment building on the jetta post. People in Lynchburg can't drive for shit

[@Pjmedia77]

I’m glad I’m not the only one saying it.

[@tristanr9504]

Just got that tdi from market place and heated seats with working ac and heat. Not a bad car

[@ShadowHuayra]

$4500 Australian dollars (Tasmania is our red headed step child who we don’t talk about, they use Aussie dollars) is about $2932 in freedom dollars. Launceston is pronounced Lon-sess-tun, because we’re Australian and speak a different fucking language

[@exiteternium]

uuuuh.. autozone can't "code out" an auto/DCT trans, it has tro do with the features coding in the DME and associated systems, you need to remove the factory feature codes, this requires INPA, or Bimmergeeks Protools, and a knowledge of factory coding so the auto/DCT trans VIN codes can be removed and the manual trans feature code added. kind of how you can also add certain features just by adding the feature code to the systems... like remote start, is literally just a feature code you can add to get, among some other nifty little things. it's also how you can add a CCC from CIC head unit but need to have the proper year code entered into your modules for it to work.

[@Armageddon_71]

To answer the title question: Because they were handled by americans. Jokes aside there definetly is a mixture of over-hype and just straight up horrible engineering in some cases, and thats coming from a german.

[@anthonyrausch5708]

13:35 - So I take it the “EURO TUNNER” scene “REALLY” likes “PATRICK STARFISH” wheels…….

[@anthonyrausch5708]

15:42 - I get an extra “KEY”??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Sonic_1000]

I just got my son a one owner 2000 528i M Sport that's near mint. The I6 e39's are cheap to own.

[@itsmileyy]

The tubey joke killed me

[@henkaba2292]

I was the one who was selling the tdi with deer damage it was actually a really nice car for the mileage I’m a certified vw tech ended up selling the car to a buddy who blew his motor for 1100$

[@kingspades3398]

there are shocks for the hatch but they are a pain in the ass to replace

[@Muhluri]

The jetta is perfect 😂

[@ubcroel4022]

netgear is a ESL "washing"

[@mckjazzhole]

Ahh, yes, the perfect video to scream at yall to add the CLK class on ccf

[@CollectorCarFeed]

Everyone who has requested cars in the past few months is in luck as I have to go in and add third gen Rav4s for my own purposes

[@mckjazzhole]

@@CollectorCarFeed blessed be the feeders then.

[@Likwidfox]

Bro you are the President of Tazmania in a 7 Series.

[@SoftThumpOfRain]

my old E36 M3 belongs on this list. bought it with 170k for $6500 5 years ago and the loser said "yeah man everything is all solid on the car" meanwhile the driver front spring was literally broken in half on my 5 hour drive home and the ebay efan that f****t installed didnt even work so it overheated the next day just idling.

[@Reizor_]

Fitting that the Alpine driver is the weirdo in Mid as Fuck Ghost

[@pasteghost428]

Where can i stream MFghost? I still haven't seen it 😔

[@CollectorCarFeed]

n y a a

[@gorinkon959]

why is that last merc goth?

[@awesometomxd]

Tasmania is part of Australia btw

[@ATF-]

Fake news

[@TeeiTeei]

Love the anime talk, fucking lost it🤣

[@georgepeterson3440]

Can yall do an episode with posts of mechanic special only??

[@Torquematterz]

14:22 based af

[@wm9904]

The problem with the Mercedes that were suggested #1 202 c class are all garbage. #2 those slk and all m272 powered vehicles are usually shit. M120 v12 or go home. I've had a few.

[@Mr.SeanCombs]

Imagine the maintenance cost on a 30 year old German car with a sticker price of $100k+ you just scored for 4 grand XD

[@jhatgotagat300]

Where ya from my square back, fuck who you know where you from my square back, where ur square back grandma stay round my square back dis mad square squariwana my square back.

[@yungprada193]

there is no way i just heard netgear mention gushing over magical girls

[@goonsquad859]

How did we not notice the Baja next to the last Merc?

[@SpaceMissile]

The bits about Tubey at 10:37 had me gigglin'. PS: not a single GTI getting roasted here, cause golf guys care. #based

[@_Kirsche]

I read the manga for Gushing over Magical Girls and when I herd they made a anime adaptation I was honestly flabbergasted they made that into anything other then straight up porn

[@snowflakezzonPC]

"Albanian spec" is way too real lmao

[@the-one-and-only-mkultra]

Toobie!!!

[@inhopeofabettername]

I had no idea first in best dressed was just an australian thing

[@16TheGotohell]

I am convinced people who say muh german engineering have never owned a german car. I had my s4 for three years and it drove without problems for maybe six months total.

[@simon_969]

The genius engineering that made mercedes motor cars so much more reliable is the middle class family that owns it will pay to have it serviced no matter the cost When poor people buys it the car's lifespan reduces dramatically

[@ENKTDeeColon_and_randomnumbers]

That tube tho

[@Bl00dwerK]

So what's up w/Race Bandit?

[@FixtIt]

Lexus dropped the LS400, the Germans stopped building reliable cars and started building glass slippers.

[@Syncopia]

The timelines coincide way too well with this comment. You're onto something.

[@maskcode]

>picture of a state of australia >what country is that? LMAO burger education is real

[@dashawnrobinson1802]

I laughed, indeed

[@colchronic]

I have a Honda Civic with 360,000 mi and I am a mechanic and That Volkswagen looks a hell of a lot better than my Honda Civic but everything in my car has been replaced

[@T03L3G]

$2935 rounded. Aight, well y’all said “fuck all”. Time to drop trow and pay up. 😂 Grab an ankle and catch this angle bois.

[@JeanMarceaux]

Lmao black lagoon ahh intro

[@PerplexdPumpkin]

We need CCF's opinions on humanity's second biggest failure "agri spec/reeky yokes"

[@TheEtherea]

What the fuck I've literally finished Gushing over Magical girls.

[@rocketpigrecords3719]

Tubey: hey b0ss

[@leighmoses436]

Tasmania is a small island state which is in Australia!!! C'mon guys haha heard of the Tassie Devil?!?!

[@CollectorCarFeed]

We know what Tasmania is but we prefer to spell it TazMania

[@leighmoses436]

@@CollectorCarFeed haha hairy muff!

[@dgimbl]

#teamnohezzy

[@ye4414]

4:10 honestly bro its so hard to watch like am here for the cars not whatever the hell it is it's so horrible

[@Sero12245]

I think it's called fo or pho leather

[@mckjazzhole]

I love my German pig tho 2dr coupe 7speed and a v8 has been a perfect daily.

[@chrstphrr]

I'm disappointed: No hoodstacked diesel mk4 trash? Admittedly, it was close, with a lifted diesel TDI mk4.

[@Pjmedia77]

I would never buy a car from Lynchburg, Va. I go to college there and they have the worst drivers and I’m from New Jersey so I know bad drivers. Imagine a mix of boomers who are afraid to use an acceleration lane and drive below the speed limit and ADHD college students who text and drive and run red lights like it’s a national pastime.

[@commanderfig]

finally some euro love 🥶🙏🏽

[@CodyDoesIt]

Truck Truck Truck Truck Truck

[@tnc4700]

the only car ive seen with my own eyes roll past 1 million on the speedo is a Benz... i would say they are doing fine

[@MIDSIZEDSEDANLIKET]

"Mechanics have the worst cars" hell yeah we do!-(owner of shitty multicolored subaru with boom tube exhaust)

[@CMCSBENZ]

Hey the w202 is a great German car if it’s had good owners