If Greek Gods had theme songs

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[@TheMythologyGuy1]

Any you disagree with? What would the other gods theme songs be? Btw, none of the art is stolen or AI generated. It's all commissioned for my upcoming card game

[@AnthonyRodriguez-gy8ey]

100% accurate 😂

[@dmeriskelly6619]

You should check out mythos by RUSTAGE honestly one of my favorite mythology themed songs

[@enderethan144]

To me I think Poseidon’s song should’ve been Ocean Man, Zeus’s song should’ve been Flesh by Simon Curtis and Ares’ could’ve been Riot by Three Days Grace.

[@noahhollers6607]

For hades I would still go with land of the dead but friends on the other side definitely fits too

[@jsansdream6860]

I think ex’s and oh’s fits Aphrodite better

[@shonenbois]

Hades Having “Friends on the Side” and Hermes having the Sonic X theme were very fitting

[@obnoxious_efe420]

Gotta go fast -sonic the hedgehog probably idk

[@TheCEOMrGrizz]

And I got friends on the other side… -Shadow Man I think idk

[@Carbon-cringe-human]

Of course Poseidon had under the sea

[@darthcicc2857]

I thought he would be riptide since that is the name of the sword his son Percy Jackson uses

[@jeffreygao3956]

Uh duh! He RULES the sea!

[@areed5816]

I would have gone with “Come Sail Away” by STYX

[@quizzicalquipster]

​@@areed5816that would be Charon's theme

[@bigbuffalo3938]

I would have settled for Frank Sinatra beyond the seas but this is more funny

[@Froggie_bloom_]

"Womanizer" for Zues is perfect!

[@user-gi8pk9uc7q]

Isn't it, though?

[@godzillakingofthemonsters54]

I always thought it's "Candy Shop."

[@user-gi8pk9uc7q]

@@godzillakingofthemonsters54No, he is a womanizer!

[@longforgotten4823]

Every step you take was my creepy 80s pop choice.

[@godzillakingofthemonsters54]

@@longforgotten4823 you mean every breath you take?

[@TheCEOMrGrizz]

I like that you got one of the most evil villain songs for one of the nicest gods 😂😂😂

[@Jessidafennecfox]

Well most media portray him as a villian

[@enderethan144]

Tbh Hades does have friends on the other side.

[@genuinearity8790]

Hey now, given he himself lives in the underworld it's nice to see that he's making friends with more than..uh..the damned

[@thomasmurrell9832]

​@@genuinearity8790technically, he doesn't live in Greece's version of Hell; that would be Tartarus (hope I spelled it right), where Cronus is imprisoned. Hades simply lives in the underworld, where most people go upon dying anyway.

[@captainotters]

​@@thomasmurrell9832and some of the other Titans also I think you spelled it correctly

[@genuinearity8790]

Not Aphrodite's theme- that shit caught me off guard despite being so perfect lol

[@michaelschaller2484]

Ture so ture

[@abbywilson6493]

What is the song? It was my prom song .

[@dragonfan8647]

​@@abbywilson6493 Careless Whisper

[@cynthiavaldez5941]

To be honest, there are a lot of songs that would work better for Aphrodite: - Whatever Lola wants lola gets - My Milkshake - My Humps, etc.

[@dragonfan8647]

@@cynthiavaldez5941 Oooh, I like Whatever Lola wants as Aphrodite's theme song. Careless Whisper doesn't really fit beyond being known as the [redacted due to YT's comment moderation] song

[@wildwill5605]

.... I now 100% believe that the Aphrodite cabin kids in Percy Jackson definitely use Careless Whisper while trying to set up people on dates.

[@enderethan144]

Hades’ song is (Chef’s kiss) because he indeed does have friends on the other side. Persephone, Cerberus, Charon Thanatos, Hermes & The countless souls of the Underworld. Also Zeus’ song 😂😂😂 is sooo accurate though I think Simon Curtis’ Flesh would’ve been even more accurate, and I think Poseidon’s song should’ve been Ocean Man.

[@mdsystems4463]

Careless Whisper fits Aphrodite even better when you remember it's a song a bout someone cheating their couple

[@quizzicalquipster]

If Charon had a theme song, it would be "Come sail away" by Styx.

[@John_Raiyder]

Im crying? Was i accidentally listening to "come sail away" by Styx again?

[@Abominatrix650]

Perfect.

[@Abominatrix650]

​@@John_Raiyder #andamovie

[@user-lo4gm1om5u]

Hermes cracked me up 😂

[@fumikagetokoyami.]

That just Hermes being Hermes when you're the god of traveling and thieves you just gotta go fast

[@michaelschaller2484]

Was not just you

[@ladykoiwolfe]

​@@fumikagetokoyami.But hes more than traveling, and thieves. He's the god of merchants and creativity, he's a prankster, that's humor and fun. He's the messenger, there has to be a deep trust in him, and yet we think of him as a prankster and god of thieves. We forget there are two sides to the coin that is Hermes.

[@kaiumeda6341]

Hecate- I Got The Magic In Me (B.o.B) Hebe- Like A Virgin (Madonna) Iris- Rainbow (Golden Hour) Persephone- Flowers (Miley Cyrus) Triton- Wellerman Pan- Circle of Life

[@sandyer.]

Crazy stuff, most people said zeus would have thunderstruck (100% accurate)

[@user-gi8pk9uc7q]

Yeah, but he's also a womanizer, isn't he?

[@sandyer.]

@@user-gi8pk9uc7q yep! The 100% was sarcastic

[@JayDay01]

Zeus should have been candy shop but Hermes was spot on.

[@nope8827]

No bro, candy shop is for the greatest of all gods, *Sheldon Cooper holding a laptop*

[@leonardorolingstella8554]

@nope8827 Bazinga

[@alexcunradi6034]

Glad to see someone else is familiar with The Longest Johns! The Hammer and the Anvil is perfect for Hephaestus!

[@danielsuttles7452]

I was so happy when I heard it to I love the longest Johns

[@Qvksylver6034]

And we so were the smith's three. Little disappointed that Ashes wasn't Hestia.

[@trinkab]

I would have thought Zeus' song was "I'm Just A Gigiolo"

[@lukebarroso449]

I thought for sure Zeus was gonna be Candy Shop. 😂

[@thelittleal1212]

Icarus: free falling

[@mindwipe8788]

“Insane in the brain “ would also work for Dionysus as well because of some of the myths linking him to the mental state of Madness🤪

[@michaelhensel3187]

Y’know…. About Hephaestus’s theme; the song is mostly about saying no to asshole soldiers and generals, phrased as “when the Gods of War come calling, promising you gold! They’ll take your anvil, take your hammer, take your very soul!” Now tell me when Aphrodite decides to cheat on him which god was it?

[@jeffreygao3956]

Ares! How dare he aid in adultery! The fiend!

[@Qvksylver6034]

I'm imaging the big guy sitting in his forge thinking about how good a relationship The Hammer and Anvil have.

[@ladykoiwolfe]

Who didn't Aphrodite do? Aside from Hephaestus.

[@michaelhensel3187]

@@ladykoiwolfe Suprisingly Zeus, i really cant find any credible source for those two screwing

[@ladykoiwolfe]

@@michaelhensel3187 true, he kind of acted like he was her father despite that being definitely not true and not stopping him before. Maybe a child of their combined loins would have been too reproductively unstoppable.

[@AidanDoherty-xk1qq]

I just imagine in the odyssey poseidon arriving with under the sea and then just obliterating odysseus

[@Tahu33446]

There was every reason to call out Zeus like that

[@yami-131]

Apollo broke me🤣 so true

[@nzrulez1]

Narcissus Right said fred- im to sexy

[@josephfernandez8015]

Aphrodite should be Venus by Bananarama.

[@timschulerii57]

No, I think Mambo number 5 fits Zeus perfectly

[@Michaellearnsart]

Why that song for Aphrodite its accurate but why i burst out laughing at that song😂

[@koffee_Nyx]

Omg I loved Dionysus’ song 😂

[@lorossilvers3490]

I was thinking more "this is war" from 30 seconds to mars for Ares, but that works too. Possidon's ome is amazing.

[@diaborodevil3161]

Norse Odin: private eyes Thor: thunderstruck Njord: pirates of the Caribbean theme

[@ellicw3569]

I love Hestia’s, and Dionysus’s made me laugh!

[@daganisoraan]

I can easily imagine Zeus going out with a few other gods like Apollo, Dionysus and Pan on year long binge benders of booze, women and men with Uptown Funk playing in the background.

[@_-drowsy-_]

HERMES WITH THE SONIC X THEME SONG I CANT-

[@zionleach3001]

I imagine the Norse pantheon being heavy metal and rock songs.

[@bizarroguy6570]

Huh, always pegged Poseidon as “Beyond The Sea” guy.

[@Plauge_Plays]

The Zeus one was so funny 😂

[@charvsolghost6900]

Dionysus song fit him perfectly

[@AphiosLol]

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SH-SHOTS EVERYBODYYY

[@tylerkister4628]

Ares having a good day to die is great soooooo perfect

[@AlbertM170]

This was so perfect!!! I agree with some comments that Candy Shop was what I expected for Zeus, but your choices were so spot on. 😂😂😂 Hera, Hades and Apollo caught me off guard. 😂😂

[@half-bloodprincessmythology]

Nemesis-better than ravenge Nike-rise Eris-so what Hypnos-wake me up by avici Morpheus-sweet dreams Astreae/Dike-diamonds

[@infinymagnus]

Another one for Zeus I could see is "I would do anything for love" by Meatloaf with the "But I won't do that" being loyal, faithful, or responsible . . . or Hera.

[@NAVEMAN3]

Not what I expected from what I thought would fit, but this still gave me a smile and a laugh. Great job dude.

[@msxd1280]

Hera’s was perfect 😂

[@LightingbladeShen]

the deep smexy voice of Keith David for Hades with "Friends on the Other side" (the best part of that movie, yes I said it) is just perfect! Who'm I kidding, all of these were perfect!

[@haydendegrow945]

OH MY GODS THIS IS PERFECT! I especially laughed at Lord Poseidon's, Lord Apollo's, and Lady Aphrodite's songs... Holy crud, I am SO toeing the line of angering them by laughing at this... I would have added "Gaston" from Beauty and the Beast for Lord Heracles, "Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is" by Chicago for Lord Kronos, and the two-note sound from Law and Order from Lady Nemesis.

[@LittleFoxInTheBox]

Honestly can't pick a favourite! All of these made me laugh out loud! Great job as always!

[@Yezhanium]

With how frantic war was back then, and his bloodlust, I think Ares would've been better with "Let the bodies hit the floor."

[@godzillakingofthemonsters54]

You'd think Zeus's would be "Candy Shop."

[@indjot4996]

I was going to comment this cause of that playlist he made

[@eileenbutterfly7856]

You know, there's a song that's literally called "The Cult of Dionysus"

[@trentonstaggs2968]

A bit too on the nose, I think.

[@eileenbutterfly7856]

@@trentonstaggs2968 Maybe, but I couldn't help thinking of it because it's one of the songs my younger brother likes.

[@Bear-fz5nz]

This is the most accurate for the Olympic Gods i ever heard. Wonder what other gods theme song will be.

[@legoking6165]

Aphrodite's song should've been "Sexy naughty bitchy me". Also, was not expecting the Sonic X theme song to be used for Hermes, but I guess it works.

[@JMDarkly1]

LOL. Oh no. The Hermes/Sonic X one had me laughing.~

[@sinimeg]

There’s a spanish duo called Destripando la Historia that makes songs inspired by and telling the stories and myths of the gods of different mythologies, and they’re pretty good

[@solracstormhunter3023]

¡Paloma lo sabe! 😂 Yeah, got introduced to them on a trip to Granada. Compared to the Geek Rappers and Metal Cover Players I was familiar with, that band was a breath of fresh air 🎧🎶

[@loneronin6813]

This was brilliant! For Hades, Aurellio Voltaire's song, "In the Land of the Dead," also came to mind.

[@ZeSpyIsHere]

I love the dreadnoughts and that song is perfect for Hephaestus

[@runningthemeta5570]

I love these, I kinda wish Ares had a Sabaton song instead since I think it woulda fit more.

[@genuinearity8790]

Sparta maybe? Shit man that could have worked

[@runningthemeta5570]

@@genuinearity8790 that is exactly what I said on the community post he made.

[@_-drowsy-_]

Honestly i had a whole ass playlist with songs for him (and every god) but my subscription ended for Apple Music and now I forgot what songs were on there 😭 My point is there was a lot of songs that fit him

[@bayrontacuri6772]

Or Triple H’s entrance music

[@dragonair2013]

I loved that format! Please make some more for the cthnoic gods! Persephone is a must.

[@user-nc4di5bh6s]

Hera, demeter, hades and Hermes was good

[@user-nc4di5bh6s]

Hera looks amazing as well She looks soooo good❤🥺

[@ianpgmusicfanfictionart]

I don’t know how you did it, but you picked the perfect songs for these Gods. 😊

[@benjaminalonso4231]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 really good video please do more of this with not just Greek but other mythology gods please!

[@Moonlight_Wolfie-iz6pz]

NAH, CARELESS WHISPER FOR APHRODITE GOT ME 😂😂😂😂

[@kurlyfries1565]

Hestia is bestia

[@Jessidafennecfox]

Honestly I like her siblings respect her too.

[@jsansdream6860]

Why do feel like hades would actually sing

[@enderethan144]

Because he does have Friends on the other side. The underworld side.

[@bucksbobbers484]

Me: I swear if Poseidon is under the sea again I’m gonna- Watches video:AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[@Voasky]

YES, you used hammer and anvil for Hephaestus. Thank you

[@Qvksylver6034]

"The gods of war come to the door of the hammer and his wife"

[@Voasky]

@@Qvksylver6034 “OOOOO It’s sparks a flying”

[@Clayton_Stewart]

Personally, would've made Ares' either "War Is The Answer" by Five Finger Deah Punch, or "War Is My Destiny" by Ill Bill

[@jawz9455]

*accurate*

[@digitalviking4250]

This made me smile/laugh thakj you

[@misein2466]

I would love to see these for some of the primordials like Erebus, Nyx, Gaia, Tartarus, and folks like Thanatos or Morpheus.

[@tirzahroseroot]

Aphrodite, Apollo and Dionysus had perfect themes.

[@WarfareLloyd51]

Good Ol’ “Gotta Go Fast” for Hermes

[@TreyC68]

I can just imagine Hades greeting every new arrival with a Friends On the Other Side musical number with The Furies as backup dancers and if you interrupt him he has Alecto whip you before continuing

[@spaceraider404]

Aphrodite made me giggle

[@spetsnaz154]

this was absolutely perfect, Dionysius was my favorite one by far but I do think that Hestia should have been Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash though, that would have been awesome

[@Pokemaniak180]

I clicked on this video prepared... or so I thought. I was laughing out loud with accurate these are

[@thepalerider9635]

I know he isn’t a real god but anyone else curious what Kratos gets personally I’d think something like “Hells coming with me” by Poor Man’s Poison

[@AB-sb4nl]

you did, and it was great.

[@malachyshallard1519]

This is amazing make a If Norse Gods had theme songs video!

[@Asi-Lives46]

I could legit see Hephaestus jam to that song, or even sing it, as he works.

[@Taverens_Pull]

Morpheus: Dream On! Dream On! Dream On! DREAM ON! DREAM ON! DREAM ON! DREAM OOOOOOON!!!

[@lisaallgood-hall4958]

At first I dind’t understand Zeus’s theme but then I remembered all of his devious deeds.

[@lucinacheema5254]

I have to admit as someone who was litterally doing this for a fiction project, Im glad I'm not the only one who puts Im sexy and I know it to Apollo

[@soham6784]

poseidon should had have the "YOOOOO HOOOO "

[@babyimgrey6863]

Hermes having the theme song of sonic X makes so much sense he is the god messengers after all

[@that_one_athena_cabin_girl]

I absolutely love this, lmao

[@Vanillaqyoo]

PERFECT.

[@tgimikey8480]

Zeus’ was predictable! Not in a bad way!

[@josephippolito1402]

You were on point with Hermes

[@hamshavathanaorzora6515]

Nailed it, absolute perfection, haha

[@codyjones8153]

*Poseidon Doesn't Deserve A Great Song Like Under The Sea!*

[@codyjones8153]

_What's a perfect song that goes with an evil rapist villain?_

[@enderethan144]

@@codyjones8153A dark version of ocean man?

[@codyjones8153]

​@@enderethan144 *Oh. Sounds Good.*

[@codyjones8153]

_Also, I think these songs are wrong too;_ *1) Demeter.* *2) Ares.* *3) Athena.* *4) Hephaestus,* Kinda. I Know Of A Relatively Short Theme Song That Would Work Better. But this will do. _5) Aphrodite._

[@codyjones8153]

I'll post a list with song links I feel work better. Everyone be the judge.

[@aidenmorris8971]

Spot on fr

[@TeamRavens]

Dionysus, crack me up of laughing!

[@keoniflow2019]

What are your thoughts on Epic: the Musical?

[@BlazingLeo5502]

Made my day 😆

[@ehranzfernandez8258]

"deja vu" would have been perfect for Hermes tho 😂

[@Kanine80yt]

did a presentation in class a couple weeks ago. it was on hades. it makes sense. like a lot of sense.

[@ROOKI3LINKX]

Hermes KILLED me

[@alienanimations134]

Ngl I expected ares's theme song to be doom music XD

[@mortalrage11]

[stand user] poseidon [Stand name] under the sea