If Grunkle Stan Was Charged For His Crimes (Gravity Falls)

[@endergirl1421]

*Turns off KZbin.* “At least they didn’t list any of the bad ones.” -Stan Pines.

[@LaCabraAsada]

He forgot about llamascide smh

[@UnionThorax]

@@LaCabraAsadato be fair, he knew too much

[@moathalmaghlouth8262]

I love this reference

[@Blix_]

@@UnionThoraxgotta love the gravity falls community

[@陈杨-k9i]

No, he would go to KZbin headquarters and delete the video, find the guys up address and offer him a stan Funko pop for 100$

[@Kyleplaysgames567]

Everyone in Gravity Falls is so dumb from constantly having their memories erased from the society of the blind eye. Stan regularly takes advantage of their stupidity.

[@Jos-349]

Thats actually a good idea! Just asking for a friend,hypotheticaly,where could one get a memory gun?

[@Nidorss]

and the fact that the cops from gravity falls are dumb tho

[@caindain2179]

To be honest, Stanley sacrificing his memories to kill bill and to save should give him a pardon 😂❤

[@Sonic2024freedomera]

having Amnesia...does not give you pardons

[@caindain2179]

@@Sonic2024freedomera No I mean- He saved the world from a being INFINITELY worse than him

[@Sonic2024freedomera]

@@caindain2179 oh yeah

[@enturkatali]

Ford appeared publicly in kids' birthday and Stan was refered as Stanley so I guess he was pardoned.

[@-NoahChannel]

I agree.

[@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter]

That assault on Gideon was actually self defense because Gideon threatened him with termites.

[@callmevbuck4054]

Those weren’t bees - they were termites - and I’m pretty confident that bees can’t chew through wood.

[@TylerGT2006]

Those assault charges for there should be dropped in my opinion. (I’m not a lawyer so expect me to be wrong here)

[@danielramos6325]

I know right

[@littlemacisunderrated412]

Assault on a minor always puts the adult at fault, regardless of who started it

[@julius9943]

understandable, i find rolling gideon while he was incapacitated while in stan's property wouldn't be assault neither. its the home owner's right to tell anyone to get out.

[@Real_Moon-Moon]

2:47 That was actually reasonable self defense imo. Gideon was threatening to destroy his house, he was simply protecting himself.

[@Real_Moon-Moon]

3:06 Not really assault, Gideon literally broke into his house and he was kicking him back out.

[@brokcat7418]

I just wanted to say that

[@erikbulux4793]

Plus he threatened to let flies loose that are capable of harming objects and people and he said "With you inside" which implies that the flies were gonna consume him alongside the shack.

[@danielramos6325]

I know right

[@josephreinerth9152]

Ya, Stan wasn't even laying a finger on Gideon, and besides Gideon was trespassing.

[@LettuceMan_Real]

5:36 I love how POOL JAIL becomes capitalized after another pool jail sentence.

[@TheTimbs_]

Pool solitary confinement

[@Mayo_Nayoo]

Pool Confinement

[@Gonnabeaninklingsoon]

Pool con

[@coralroper6876]

…You’re not charging him for the thirty years of identity theft?

[@DogManWes2790]

That's what I said!!

[@temmiphone]

they did

[@MelloYelloGtag]

No they only did a life sentence not a charge ​@temmiphone

[@THE-HORRORCHANNEL_V2]

500th liker

[@cinaradam-052]

Hes the judge dude.

[@C.A.M584]

The guy also had his underage relatives help him with his crimes so he is guilty of criminal exploitations.

[@John_The_Eeveechu]

"Grunkle Stan what did you do?" "What didn't i do?"

[@Plushyking-d2c]

HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES wait I’m alone I can swear for real gasp* SON OF A BI

[@Aneptuneling]

Nothing

[@jameslogan8374]

suicide

[@Custer_X]

You missed one from Headhunters from the flashback: Stan said I'll just take em when your not looking. I said I was going to rob ya." I looked up on the wiki and there was 14 wax statues and they costed 20 bucks it showed in the flashback. so altogether he would have to pay 280 bucks and make the wax statues or return them.

[@KIDSEE_GHOULS]

0:45 your telling me annoying a child is a crime

[@Shapeshifter-of-Names]

It's Like Harassment

[@michaeljonassom]

It's actually called that legally. It's kinda. Weird to name it that but yeah.

[@winxclubcomejointheclub6066]

If annoying a child is a crime all my math teachers are saying bye-bye to freedom for a few centruies

[@saralorenzaalvarezromero7439]

Oh and BEING SHIRTLESS IS A CRIME

[@Shapeshifter-of-Names]

@@winxclubcomejointheclub6066 Very Much, Yes, I Sure Hope No Teacher Abuses a Child

[@LOVELYLITTLENOBODY]

I'm surprised child endangerment wasn't listed ONCE, let alone multiple charges for everytime he was charged for wreckless driving with Mabel and Dipper in the car.

[@meapyboy12345]

When the cops aren’t around. *Anything’s Legal!* Oh shoot😆3 months later i did not know i got this many likes. Thanks everyone.

[@Harrisonm30]

L ol

[@josem588]

Specially if you live in a town in the middle of the oregon forest

[@danielramos6325]

Yeah 😂

[@reganl8366]

That makes perfect sense

[@mikaelcordwell9692]

He'll definitely get a call from the safety inspections after this

[@UpUp-v7z]

The portal causing supernatural events would be hard, but it would more count as terrorism since it was effecting the whole town and Stan was knowingly putting everyone in possible danger

[@UpUp-v7z]

It would be only one count of terrorism, but it would be the death sentence either way

[@BraveFrontierRemeberer]

HOLD UP wouldn't "you put your money in the bag and it mysteriously disappears" count towards tipping and not be a offense since he runs a business?

[@masteroox]

The problem is that he lied it's magical and knowing him he probably had done it for years, it's sure a fraud

[@BraveFrontierRemeberer]

@@masteroox it can obviously be interpreted as a joke they obviously knew they where losing money by putting it in there its more like a tip jar then fraud

[@e.m.m.i6054]

@@BraveFrontierRemebereryou are greatly overestimating the iq of the locals in gravity falls

[@John_The_Eeveechu]

​@@e.m.m.i6054Especially with all the damage the society of the blind eye has caused

[@Beenisweenis]

​@@e.m.m.i6054 The IQ of the locals isnt really important when in court it only matters what the average reasonable person would do/think

[@TheGreat_Dutch5]

7:04 How is it animal cruelty when your pet pig to be kidnapped by a big ass bird?

[@taytomen1769]

Honestly its gravity falls, he knows better.

[@Galaxsiea]

Bcz he has put him outside

[@thatonecheesyguy]

at worst its animal endangerment, but not outright cruelty

[@dylanzlol7293]

Isnt animal neglect illegal?

[@Lightning_Fox]

@@dylanzlol7293 is putting an animal outside neglect? especially after it causes damage when inside

[@Terra_Egg]

You know it’s gonna be crazy when the whole video is sentencing one guy

[@Imabird3452]

He's a friking GTA carecther

[@Sillygoober104]

He’s probably only counting the crimes he commits on screen

[@Custer_X]

You forget the mayor episode where literally at towards the end the news lady talks about all the crimes Stan did like lamlacide and then the TV shows crimes he committed for a spilt second. I thought you were going to talk about all of those crimes.

[@Joe257_Art-Gaming-Animations]

“That llama knew too much.”

[@TheDimensionalArtist]

YOU KNOW IT'S A GOOD ONE WHEN GRUNKLE STAN IS ON TRIAL LOL

[@Grunkle_Stanley]

That judge's hammer thingy makes a good merchandise..

[@Boywithafishingrod]

4:46 "I don't even know how to sentence this" was the best line so far

[@sylveonchan8460]

9:42 Pretty sure he can get away with just Property Damage. A LOT of property damage

[@caramelldansen7336]

I think throwing in assault would be reasonable too, as I imagine a lot of people were hurt

[@sylveonchan8460]

@@caramelldansen7336 How?

[@caramelldansen7336]

​@@sylveonchan8460Well we see multiple instances of people getting high up in the air because of gravitational anomalies (11:09) and then falling down. There's definitely a lot of bruises and broken bones, if not outright deaths (unfortunate fall that resulted in a broken neck, or someone falling off a cliff)

[@YourLocalMairaaboo]

I'd go with Domestic Terrorism instead of Witchcraft, but keep the sentence.

[@eliwalter7791]

13:41 "Bills existence is against the law" is just so funny to me 😭

[@samueljrhlorgbe6091]

To be fair The assault on Gideon was justified because he wanted to make him small Plus that was the easy way

[@trixsterwolfproductions4488]

3:03 for context Stan was actually evicting Gideon because he was unwanted in his house, nad he was having some kinda mental breakdown

[@Bluegrinchhh]

He was being tickled

[@trixsterwolfproductions4488]

@@Bluegrinchhh perhaps he was

[@Rhysisgreat]

Going by your logic, Walt Disney would be in prison for not having real mice at his theme park

[@jamiebigpoo]

😂

[@rain_bowfis8511]

A death sentence and a life sentence is wild

[@Chips_and_Gears]

"ZOMBIES HAVE NO RIGHTS. BYE BYE" Not a sentence i was expecting to read today

[@casino23]

0:45 since when is annoying a child a crime?!

[@firststateparanormal360]

I’d be in prison for 10 years!😂😂😂😂

[@dlionthesurvivor9690]

Personally, I would have count that as harassment

[@paperclipps551]

"theres no cops in the forest, we take this to our graves."

[@joaopedroauriemo]

And that's because this show takes place thirty years after he left his criminal life, imagine how many more crimes he probably comitted

[@DDboi-4737]

This guy needs to be pardoned for getting his memory erased to defeat Bill because Bill is worse than him

[@DanabHD2338]

The fact that Stanley gets charged with both federal and pool jail, I cant!

[@RookelCookel]

3:06 Gideon was TECHNICALLY entering private property Stan kicked him out So- -3 Months 9:47 It isn’t the dark ages anymore, so I revoke the death sentence 13:56 He saved the world by sacrificing himself, I think, personally, he shall be pardoned

[@Yem3n3]

i think 1-2 years of prison will be suitable for him, its not too harsh, but still putting him in prison.

[@M4x_P0w3r]

Would the sentence from the gravity anomalies caused by the portal be considered crimes against humanity? After all, the journal did warn him that misusing the portal could cause the end of the world

[@DonutMadeInBlender]

Be be fair the people are willingly putting the money in the bag even though he told them it won’t come back

[@salleedstrom9157]

1:51 To be fair. He DID get punished for THAT one.

[@Starvingmonkie]

It’s funny how gullible the side characters are

[@S1LLY_FR13S_L0V3R]

Next: If Bill Cipher was charged for his crimes

[@Average_PlayerFromRBX]

i mean everything he had done isnt really in a episode and there is probably even more heinous crimes he had done but we really cant tell

[@AlivepersonWasTaken]

7345776764377342766534757843378534845776443766443 years for destroying almost 2 dimensions

[@randomnessltd]

Causing the apocalypse: ???

[@Rat_Bastard_of_Blackwater]

Omnicide, destroying a dimension.

[@Amorphous.I]

Hi bill :D

[@MelonKingdomOfficial]

“Zombies don’t have rights” “Bye bye” XD

[@Black-k9f]

2:38 he was defending his self and the mystery shack Gideon was threatening him too

[@deuriul3561]

7:32 Zombies don't, but beating up corpses is illegal (Yes, it can be seen as a self defence, but in reality nobody will believe him)

[@paulandkylee6252]

2:50: should be self defense because Gideon was threatening to destroy the house so Grunkle Stan had a reason to assault Gideon

[@iulianaturtureanu7871]

Ford's gonna be so mad when he finds out what Stanley did with his name

[@mdsowjwkdjskwkdmdksdodjdns1246]

2:53 I wouldn't Consider since Gideon broke stan's mirror Which could usually get you kicked out, AND Gideon Morrows was to mutate Stan.

[@Chill-Ice]

And these are just the crimes Stan committed in the show, imagine 30x the sentence

[@sylph8005]

He was a part of a cartel

[@MotionMaster123]

7:32 ZOMBIES HAVE NO RIGHTS bye bye, got me dying 😂

[@B1_1_9_7_5]

Dude could have said self defense or hel even defilement ofca corpse but he had to devalue the life of zombies 🧟‍♂️ 😂

[@falconstudios146]

If you die you'll have no rights

[@Sonic.EXE-]

YAY 14 MINUTES OF STANLEY’S CRIMES😊😀(also don’t forget that he’s banned in 32 states so it’s a lot more than that💀)

[@KadeStringer2.0]

Technically he didn’t assault when it came to Gideon

[@Mayo_Nayoo]

no he Giddy'd his way to legal

[@normalhuman9878]

Yeah that is absolutely self defense

[@saucequest31]

2:44 wouldn't this technically be self defense since Gideon threatened to do the same? 3:14 wouldn't this be assualt 3:18 wouldn't this be property damage 5:42 wouldn't that be property damage too 11:57 this isn't involuntary manslaughter due to Stanford not dying, just being trapped in a different dimension.

[@user-zq6rb2nx7k]

involutarily imprisonment?

[@saucequest31]

@@user-zq6rb2nx7k I guess so

[@z-ro1641]

That bee attack on Gideon was self defense

[@Artificer_]

termites, but yeah

[@JosephMaddoxJoyce]

4:49 There’s multiple laws being broken here. 1. Owning a threatened species. Grizzly bears (which I assume this is) are considered a the species in the state of Oregon. 2. Purchasing a threatened species. 3. Two counts of child endangerment. This bear is both unfit to operate a vehicle and should not be around children. 4. He decided to take the leash off the bear. Even if you somehow were allowed to own a grizzly bear, there is no way you would ever be allowed to bring it out in public without a leash. 5. It appears that there is no mirror on the left side of Stan’s car. 6. Whatever laws the bear breaks while driving. Stan is the only adult in the car and this is presumably his car to. Considering he is the owner of this bear, he would probably be the one who pays the bears speeding tickets. 7. Stan said he would “teach” this bear to drive. I doubt this bear has an Oregon state learners permit. 8. In the state of Oregon, you need a WCO permit to have a wild animal in your vehicle. Despite breaking all these laws, he did make the bear wear a seatbelt.

[@RealAvent]

1:36 "Every year these yahoos dress up as Gideon

[@Chisszaru]

Grunkle Stan gotta relax with the traffic crimes he keeps commiting. Gow he's even allowed to keep his drivers licence is just plain cruel to literally everyone and everything around him

[@motheroftheuniverse6140]

He’s also got cataracts and is basically legally blind

[@Artificer_]

something tells me he doesn’t even have a license anymore, he just keeps driving and nobody stops him because the cops on Gravity Falls are almost entirely useless

[@Goatman_Gamer]

I like how Death and Life are both considered punishments.

[@Larry_the_Snowman]

And now he has to face his crimes without knowing what the heck just happened.

[@masteroox]

10:40 Hate to be that guy, but it should be Identity Fraud X33, because he was banned from 32 states so he changed identity 32 times + taking Stanford's name

[@AnimatedCourtroom]

Would result in the same punishment, but you are right haha

[@dylanzlol7293]

​@@AnimatedCourtroomit would be multiple life sentences, not one

[@zrexy79s11]

Surprised nobody's done a video covering Stan. He's perfect for this stuff.

[@animekiller2.011]

2:39 to be fair Gideon was on Stan's property and threatened to smash that jar that could damage his whole house and him. So I'd say Stan was in the right 👍

[@evelynadams5794]

“Zombies have no rights” I’m dying

[@CCG15thelocalpieceofpaper15]

Even though Grunkle Stan is a criminal, he still loves and cares for his family, and I like that about him. It shows that just because you commit crimes and do bad things doesn't mean you're an evil person. I think that's a very sweet message that isn't really told very often. Usually when a person is bad and commits horrible crimes, they're just even monsters and wanted to be bad people but Stan is different. Stan only wanted to be loved by his family. He only became this way as an effort to prove he isn't a failure just cause he isn't smart, but he also saved his brother and the entire town + his family, so I'd say he's a pretty good guy, intention wise at least

[@diamondmemer9754]

The entirety of gravity falls actually takes place over the course of 20 years, they've just been in prison that long

[@TheBlackAbyss1]

Thank You for actually putting the punishment each crime adds on screen!!! This is my biggest pet peeve with Mousait's content!

[@sanscomic4226]

Gotta love how we have:minor property damage and then just straight up money loundering.

[@blueraccoon1088]

10:25 wait he's alone He can swear real; SON OF A-

[@MakenziesCuteLandOfficial]

(Fast torward)that's him Alright.

[@constructivecriticism6203]

To be fair, it’s not clear if all of those guns are illegal, but given Stan’s criminal record he wouldn’t be able to buy a gun lol

[@tomyang8688]

8:57 "I eat kids" 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Gonnabeaninklingsoon]

I *ea*t kids you mean

[@lechatdu136]

Same

[@Eacapple]

@@lechatdu136 what???

[@spiritsofwolves]

Jeez his sentence is even longer than his current age

[@Lord.Mind_Flayer]

3:29 ok he had no odea they would come in at the same time as he undreased.

[@mageoflight1637]

11:57 : Actually! Stan is banned from almost every state in the country and at least one in Colombia (which he served part or all of his time for? Not sure.) I believe for similar schemes! I believe he crosses out the states on a big map in this same episode that indicates this. Also, this made me laugh out loud a lot. Good editing and pacing.

[@bioshockbrat9171]

Annoying a child is a crime? And you get a year for it? Wtf annoying kids is the best part

[@nomelitoarquillano7454]

the part with the killer termites might be justifiable since it's self defense since gideon's a wacko

[@EngineMusic]

one of the funniest things about this, is that for majority of these crimes, he's doing them all under FORD's identity.

[@Tommy-pv1vh]

That first theft is not theft, just legal tourist attraction operations

[@Lolxlol21_]

7:32 Zombies in his future after receiving rights: HOW RUDE! This is clearly assault and the punishment is that we eat his brain!

[@Potato-BobsBurgersFan]

Oh forgot the episode where Stan ran for mayor, they list off a bunch of his crimes.

[@rosegray4061]

Not counting the counterfeit, destruction of public property, countless counts of child engagement, etc. You went easy on him

[@arrowpirate9011]

"Zombies have no rights" 🤣🤣

[@SavaMiadzvedzeu]

Stanley Pines, perhaps, one of the only characters in animation who could be rightfully justified for, if not all, then for the majority of his crimes. He was trying to survive without any education, money or food when he was kicked out of the house. Then, when he met Stanford and lost him in the portal, he was trying to get him back and keep the Mystery Shack house alive for 30 years (s2e12, "A Tale of Two Stans"). And, after all, he decided to sacrifice himself in order do destroy the demon from outer dimension (s2e20 finale).

[@C.A.M584]

The Mystery Shack is like a freakshow but they are not usually real themselves it's like arts and crafts.

[@jays_gems]

he did all this yet still refuses to swear in front of dipper and mabel

[@cloudlion1610]

I guess their parents are strict about it

[@Alemations_OSC]

I'm sad this guy didn't reference the crimes played on the TV from the episode when Stan becomes the mayor

[@oriolejb9774]

1:52 I think that he would have some legal action here though, since this is cruel and unusual punishment 2:40 would this fall under stand your ground laws, as lil giddeon was making criminal threats 9:46 I protest this, since "witchcraft" is protected under the free practice clause. this would possibly fall under something else, but witchcraft is not a crime 13:42 I would Bill could be considered a higher power, which does not fall under this juristiction. he definitely is not human, animal, plant, or any other living being that is possible to regulate.

[@GRIBLYGROBLY]

"BURN the child..." has to be my favorite line from grunkle stan.

[@ultrabeargames314]

9:46 its also reckless endangerment of the entire planet as warned in stanfords notes. another death

[@GabeThompson-gh6ty]

13:40 fun fact all this time I thought Bill cypher was a hero because of how many crimes Stan committed but when I was 10 I rewatched the show and I was dead wrong

[@BILL_ARSON_CIPHER]

Bill is still alive

[@GabeThompson-gh6ty]

Yes, I know about the axolotl and everything

[@Jfile904]

​@@GabeThompson-gh6tydid you read the book of bill yet?

[@GabeThompson-gh6ty]

Yes

[@GabeThompson-gh6ty]

New record

[@smoldragon339]

12:02 Does this really count as manslaughter, though, since Stanford didn't die? He just got trapped in another dimension.

[@MazdaMiataMX-]

Considering exactly that, it probably would've been considered manslaughter if there had been an investigation.

[@smoldragon339]

@@MazdaMiataMX- It probably would have been considered manslaughter, since the authorities wouldn't know about/believe in an alternate dimension, but it still wouldn't have actually BEEN manslaughter.

[@dylanzlol7293]

Im pretty sure that a court of law would either assume that the machine killed Ford, or that stanley endangered ford's life by pushing him into an unknown place.

[@Profkol0rado]

Stan would probably be charged for imprisonment since you know what happened

[@Lazyfox5516]

Bill lives there so yeah

[@-boondoggle-6134]

…and these are just the crimes we’ve *seen/heard* he’s committed. There’s likely so many others we don’t know of.

[@ivanhardy-Birt1124]

I'm pretty sure he'd get an assault charge for throwing a smoke bomb at the female clerk at the Halloween store

[@Mennoob]

7:42 "i dont know.. we have to break in and then JUST KIDDING LETS BREAK IN!" *destroys the gate*

[@johnliampham3410]

0:50 it’s not theft they willingly put the money in

[@Ninpressions]

THAT’S WHAT I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT

[@dylanzlol7293]

Maybe they mean that the crime is tricking people into giving him free money?

[@Fishwolfcrow]

​@@dylanzlol7293 he does say that it disappears so I think it's logical to assume that you're not getting the money back

[@Sleve_McDichael1]

Fraud/Scam

[@dylanzlol7293]

@@Fishwolfcrow im pretty sure that the gravity falls city isnt known for being logical, through?

[@daleketchup7434]

2:55 can you say that that’s really assault? I think it’s more akin to dragging someone who isn’t your child out your house

[@upstagefeilx]

13:59 he sacrificed his memories to save the world and if you argue is did always try his best to keep his niece and nephew safe from the strange and weird shit in gravity falls

[@FENDOM217Official]

12:24 the smoke bomb was expired bruh. -1 year 13:30 he was saving the world and there's no police at that time. -3 months

[@joanntilbury8423]

0:17 would stan and the kids go to prison? Or would just stan

[@4Bakers]

there's that one episode where the news accused him of 1st degree thermometer theft, pug trafficking, snacks evasion, pickpocketing, woodpecker baiting, impersonating a dentist, general indecency, golf cart theft, and bingo fraud (and a meta joke about how this joke is still going but I don't count that)

[@official_hood]

To be honest, Stanley should have all of his crimes removed. HE literally saved everyone, and I mean EVERYONE from the end of the world.

[@dorkworksrandomvideos6776]

Destroying Bill, a danger to reality, should give Stanley a pardon. I mean, his heart is in the right place, he sacrificed his memories for his family AND the world!

[@lambda6564]

Don't forget about the first degree llamacide. That Llama knew too much.

[@JustALittleGhostOfHallownest]

0:51 they willingly put money in the bag, and gave it to him willingly.

[@juliancaraveo5700]

13:42 Tell me your a Bill Cipher fangirl without telling me you are.

[@IkeEdits3123]

"Annoying a child" 💀