Someone once described the taste of Whiteclaw as “TV static while someone yells the name of a fruit from another room” and I can’t help thinking that fits here
@Parasaurolophus4762 жыл бұрын
That is perfect! That's the taste exactly!
@tehevilengineer79392 жыл бұрын
I thought that's what La Croix tastes like.
@AsakuraYukiko2 жыл бұрын
But it made my burps taste like carbonated water & Karen hairspray.
@emcee98992 жыл бұрын
Holy shit. That's fucking spot on and genius at the same time.
@newthrash12212 жыл бұрын
@@tehevilengineer7939 It is, whoever his friend is stole that line and applied it to white claw.
@JasonArmond2 жыл бұрын
"MIDDLE-AGED KIDS" Oh god, that's it. That's the thing.
@BlackJesus84632 жыл бұрын
You're not my weekend dad!
@bookwermofthefandoms2 жыл бұрын
What thing
@satyro81862 жыл бұрын
Tell us the thing
@stinkytoy2 жыл бұрын
The thing we 30ish year olds have come to realize lately....we're not that young anymore haha. I heard someone describe my year of birth as "the late 1900s" and I was like oh...fuck 😦
@mplyfe_2 жыл бұрын
I snorted so hard when he said that! Jeez Rog, ease up 🥲
@shermikeman2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely want a shirt with "grab life by the booty-shaped fruits".
@LoveAndSnapple2 жыл бұрын
Seconded!!
@919prodigy2 жыл бұрын
Inbox me I’ll make you one
@mannydrives2 жыл бұрын
I’d buy that!
@GLOWman8122 жыл бұрын
I'll buy that for a dollar.
@Joe-qw9fmАй бұрын
@@919prodigyHow do u even inbox someone in youtube
@ArchThaBoss2 жыл бұрын
“We’ll make bourbon infused cashew milk if we have to” 😂😂😂 The writers on this series are genius and Rodger ties it all up in a nice perfect package
@jono39522 жыл бұрын
"We'll make bourbon infused cashew milk if we have to." Don't tempt them.
@Y0G0FU2 жыл бұрын
WRITE THAT DOWN! - Some Hip drink manufacturing Company
@t8ntpliscan4682 жыл бұрын
There's already almond Baileys. Not to mention the endless brands of real bourbon that felt the need to make a 'cream' product. I'm sure there's a cashew version of some kind of liquor. Water, coffee, beer, and whiskey. Those should be the only options after 18.
@milkcollins47642 жыл бұрын
Scariest part is this is the most honest part of the video 😂😂
@johnnywheatbread43852 жыл бұрын
If there's one thing I've learned from The Babylon Bee over the past five years, it's that parody + time = reality.
@theredneckfaithful47592 жыл бұрын
"Milk on the rocks" 🤣🤣
@SVNT02 жыл бұрын
So glad these guys are back at making videos, Roger for president🙏🏽😂
@L0U1S112 жыл бұрын
He would be a horrible president but at least honest about it.
@ImFromIowa2 жыл бұрын
Roger for GLOBAL LEADER. I nominate Roger to be god.
@uikmnhj4me2 жыл бұрын
Roger would get impeached so fast bc of his honesty. Successful politicians just deny everything and call their haters conspiracy theorists
@Michelle-we4pb2 жыл бұрын
And VP 😁
@T-bird_Johnny2 жыл бұрын
Roger 4 president, let's go Brandon!
@jadedjaws49522 жыл бұрын
As a beer store clerk, I can verify this as 100% accurate.
@kenlompart9905 Жыл бұрын
Canadian eh!
@hectorlee852 жыл бұрын
"It tastes almost as good as companionship"
@GEAE_Denny_L2 жыл бұрын
Love Roger showing the psychology used in making advertisements.
@norahhitt1042 жыл бұрын
Y'know he needs to do an episode of Adam Ruins everything but instead just keep interrupting the host with his own satirical even more honest ways of putting things
@jzblue3452 жыл бұрын
It's satire but the message still gets through. These corporations are a cancer to humankind, and their going to kill us off eventually.
@jaydunbar75382 жыл бұрын
@@jzblue345 corporations are just people operating under a government recognized business entity, im a solo truck driver and my company is a corporation. The problem is people blindly believing anything they see on the TV instead of actually stopping to think about it logically.
@blackjac50002 жыл бұрын
There's a bit from American Gods about how the only difference between certain products is the branding: kzbin.info/www/bejne/a6XJm32ZgdKsnLs
@All-Fur-Coat_No-Trousers2 жыл бұрын
"Ya know, thinking about the millions of people without access to clean drinking water really makes this insult against God just taste that much sweeter." 😂 I'm laughing cause it's funny but also crying cause it's sad af. Oh my God, that single frame of Jordan wearing a wig in the kiddie pool lmao
@BeaverChainsaw2 жыл бұрын
It's more like 884+ million people(Source: UN 2019) but that would be too sweet!
@robertlaube5742 жыл бұрын
Who cares. Long as my kids have water.
@hazukichanx4082 жыл бұрын
Certainly makes one a little less inclined to buy Nestle (etc.) products, doesn't it? Well, assuming one has a conscience... but a surprisingly large portion of the population still does, to some extent!
@davidm45662 жыл бұрын
@@BeaverChainsaw it may be 1/7 of the world or as many as 1 billion people now! :(
@Bob-of-Zoid2 жыл бұрын
Insult against god? What god? Do you mean the one who sends missionaries into those places where they have no clean drinking water and instead of drilling wells and teaching them self sufficiency, ecological farming and irrigation, and population control, ships in food and water and teaches them all about their make believe sky daddy, only to leave them with nothing learned and in worse condition than when they showed up, as soon as they have them believing in a different type of nonsense than the one they already had? You know their evil paganism (another useless false belief) that lead to them to not advancing and improving their quality of life in the first place? You know, the god that instead of promoting science and reason to prolong life and fight disease AKA HOW to think, and insted WHAT to think no matter how irrational and irresponsible? The same god who would rather have people live in misery to insure they suck up to him in wishful thinking that would or even can help, when he clearly doesn't give a shit (Because he doesn't exist)? The god who encourages them to breed like rabbits in order to make "Warriors for his army", so they can put his misery on others and then die with "Dignity" as Mother Theresa called it when instead of helping she just aided the spread of disease and insured a good flow of souls for "His kingdom", with nothing but unanswered prayers and unfulfilled hopes, and a fear of hell? That god? I DON'T THINK SO! Your god is an insult to human intelligence, and his followers are the ones holding humanity back, as well as the most likely to own businesses that exploit and gain the system, selling pipe dreams, as well as the majority of customers more likely to fall for their scams, and promoting a system wherein they can get away with it!
@stendec-dd3he2 жыл бұрын
Between the writers script and Jack's delivery, these are some of the best productions ever.
@Kerorofan1990 Жыл бұрын
"Brain murdering peach fart flavored earth blood" just got you 1 more subscriber.
@amidark65182 жыл бұрын
"Horton's Hard"? No wonder he's sitting in that pool the whole time.
@thebestcentaur2 жыл бұрын
And there it is😫🤣
@markh.66872 жыл бұрын
He's got his eye on the redhead, and you know, sometimes when a man likes a woman very much.....
@amidark65182 жыл бұрын
@@markh.6687 Oof, grandpa best not be eyeing this redhead. XD
@CYBERDELICRELICS2 жыл бұрын
Cynically delicious, almost refreshing.
@cracked2 жыл бұрын
So good!
@anonimanonim2710 Жыл бұрын
At "we spend your money ironically too" I just lost my f*cking mind!🤣🤣🤣 This guy deserves an Oscar, his own show, hell! Make him president of the world!
@bloodmooncomix4572 жыл бұрын
"You drunk baby?" (Oh my poor side!) 4:09 🖐🤣x5
@ScottRawlings11382 жыл бұрын
I can’t quite express how happy I am to have Roger back in my life.
@camelopardalis842 жыл бұрын
Never ever unsubscribe from a channel you love even just a part of just because there are no uploads on the channel anymore.
@norahhitt1042 жыл бұрын
The day I saw there was a new Roger video was the day I knew KZbin just might have a hope after all
@piyakhebisonii10012 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@rolon-ew5kl2 жыл бұрын
My depression is cured now with comedy
@fucitynot32 жыл бұрын
Facts! Same here
@books21182 жыл бұрын
The fact that he is sitting in a baby pool th whole time makes it all so much better
@Flowergurl20002 жыл бұрын
With eggshell foam in blue underneath.
@milkcollins47642 жыл бұрын
It’s a heavily underrated part of this whole video, Heavily!!
@NateGerardRealEstateTeam2 жыл бұрын
“We’ll make bourbon infused cashew milk if we have to.” 😆💀
@norahhitt1042 жыл бұрын
"Just as long as they're Horton brand alcoholics" killed me
@constancemiller37532 жыл бұрын
We own you...and your children." 🤔
@furbysimitar2 жыл бұрын
Do “if sports betting apps were honest!”
@j.a.17852 жыл бұрын
This please!
@Y0G0FU2 жыл бұрын
Or "if stock market trading apps were honest" both decieve you to siphon your money as much as possible lmao
@lightbeingpontifex2 жыл бұрын
Online casinos
@klausallenhaus50092 жыл бұрын
Aka trying to make gambling cool
@TrashPanda51502 жыл бұрын
Damn, that would hit a lot of people really hard!
@shermikeman2 жыл бұрын
Ain't no party like a Roger party, 'cuz a Roger party is depressingly poignant.
@StealthyDead2 жыл бұрын
"You may be drinking this ironically. Don't worry, we spend your money ironically too." I'm dead
@calebashby29682 жыл бұрын
As someone who loves hard seltzers, this was hilarious. I wouldn't drink them if they weren't poison though. that's the point.
@tinaprice49482 жыл бұрын
I can't drink these or regular water seltzer drinks, I'd rather lick butts than drink this crap
@calebashby29682 жыл бұрын
@@tinaprice4948 I go through cycles of drinking beer for a while, getting tired of it, then drinking seltzers for a while then going back to beer.
@sixstringedthing2 жыл бұрын
Have you ever considered trying anything else out of the vast range of poisons that are available?
@calebashby29682 жыл бұрын
@@sixstringedthing I do. but a lot of times I only have gas stations within walking distance of me at 12:30 am. I don't care much for wine, so it's usually beer and seltzers when the liquor stores are closed.
@arcanondrum65432 жыл бұрын
...Plus Caleb doesn't have running water or a refrigerator to keep that and other beverages cool for long periods.
@KatT892 жыл бұрын
Horton's Handies made me choke on my tea 🤣
@cracked2 жыл бұрын
YUMMY
@creativedesignation78802 жыл бұрын
If handies are making you choke, you are likely performing a slightly different action... Sorry, had to, it was right there.
@KeyboardAbhishek2 жыл бұрын
Hope it was Horton's Hard Tea.
@Sheamu52 жыл бұрын
I'd really be interested if there's outakes for these, or does Roger just nail it in the first take?
@cracked2 жыл бұрын
Ha sometimes those trickier lines will get him.
@paulchro_2 жыл бұрын
@@cracked Well then let's see that bloopers reel
@cracked2 жыл бұрын
@@paulchro_ Haha maybe someday
@Maki-002 жыл бұрын
I don’t know how he keeps a straight face half the time!
@darthandeddeu2 жыл бұрын
@@cracked the team under the last ownership said that now look at where they are
@TheJoemo11272 жыл бұрын
Other countries: OK, so there's alcohol in this, and it's got sweet carbonated water which we call soda pop. Let's call this thing an AlcoPop. the USA: hard seltzer
@sierrajohnson7172 жыл бұрын
“The next drink you like, we’ll make a hard version of that too” clearly cracked hasn’t come across hard Kombucha. (YES ITS REAL. The brand I tried is called “booch”.)
@bradleeboitshoko71822 жыл бұрын
I love it when the corporation guys say "we own you"
@Kiiba882 жыл бұрын
Roger should run for president and do an Honest Ad from the White House. Horton 2024!
@brandonboewe61982 жыл бұрын
I agree a follow up is in order, but I think he did an honest presidential ad
@thebestworst80022 жыл бұрын
His honest debate is so timeless
@christophec62012 жыл бұрын
Bad idea. He would likely be assassinated by the other politicians / leaders of other countries. Don't be honest about countries like North Korea or CENSORED or CENSORED about human rights.
@cranklabexplosion-labcentr82452 жыл бұрын
He might just become one at this point
@Kiiba882 жыл бұрын
@@brandonboewe6198 campaign ads yes. No honest messages from the oval office yet.
@nonchalantguy7008 Жыл бұрын
The narration, the background lady, and the music make this a masterpiece. I think this might be their best one and that’s saying a lot 😂😂😭😭
@zfenty Жыл бұрын
4:17 " you drunk baby?"
@earlyriser5220 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣💯🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tycy51442 жыл бұрын
The Best Part Of KZbin 2021 has been the return of Roger Honestly
@hazukichanx4082 жыл бұрын
You mean, "The Best Part Of -KZbin- 2021 has been the return of Roger Honestly"
@alexcovarrubias14302 жыл бұрын
God this year hasn't been good.
@butterball17012 жыл бұрын
Nothing will ever top "you drunk baby?" lmao 🤣
@JacobT932 жыл бұрын
Searched the comments for this - I totally lost it when she said that 😂
@wtfbugs2 жыл бұрын
Haha and the baby falling 🤣
@freedomdude54202 жыл бұрын
I heard stories where parents would put alcohol in baby's mouth
@wtfbugs2 жыл бұрын
@@freedomdude5420 sure it would put me to sleep
@freedomdude54202 жыл бұрын
@@wtfbugs 🤣🤣
@nicod6862 жыл бұрын
Every time I watch these it’s instant happiness. Awww to sh!t on people’s reality, warms my heart.
@IronMongoose12 жыл бұрын
I was wondering, "They know what 'Horton's Hard' sounds like, right? Or do they?" Then "Horton's Handies" pops up on the screen. Oh, yeah. They knew what they were doing.
@zackkelley29402 жыл бұрын
No doubt an unofficial side gig for Horton's "Technically-not -a-whorehouse"^^
@nowthatsjustducky2 жыл бұрын
Perfect thing to drink while reading That timeless classic, "Horton Hires a Ho"
@creativedesignation78802 жыл бұрын
That last scene of Jordan dancing across in his wig and bathrobe, with the boom operater shaking his head at him was just perfect.
@meh30172 жыл бұрын
I think they did so good advertising it I wouldn't be surprised if this actually drove people to try it, even people who knew it was supposed to be ironic
@iitalianii2 жыл бұрын
“So you need us to do it for you” Amazing.
@MomMom4Cubs2 жыл бұрын
I love watching Roger before others for some illogical reason.
@cracked2 жыл бұрын
It's important
@thechumpsbeendumped.77972 жыл бұрын
Life goals. 🤷🏽♂️
@rustysteel87142 жыл бұрын
@@cracked You just can't top the sarcasm in Roger's voice.. and his smooth delivery! Best ad-man ever! 🤣
@Steampunkkids2 жыл бұрын
I love how the actress’ eyes are the same shade of green as the can! You guys put in so much effort for even the little details. Well done!
@joshyoung14402 жыл бұрын
Uh... both the eyes and the can are several shades of green. There's no such specific matching.
@RighteousnessWillPrevail Жыл бұрын
Could have been coincidence.
@irrelevant22352 жыл бұрын
The depiction of hard seltzer in this parody video is so true. It's total poison and I'm speaking from experience.
@Konic_and_Snuckles2 жыл бұрын
"You drunk, baby?" I fking lost it at that cutaway
@aliasfakename22672 жыл бұрын
That fight club inspired banana frame has me dying 😂
@cracked2 жыл бұрын
DON'T FORGET THE FIRST RULE
@aliasfakename22672 жыл бұрын
@@cracked damn i already blew it
@quailypoes2 жыл бұрын
I was scrolling the comments hoping someone mentioned that!
@LazyRtist2 жыл бұрын
I was done when she said “beer?! Eww!”🤣🤣
@toddacheson2 жыл бұрын
Look....BUBBLES! Kudos to the writers. This is a true KZbin Gem
@alisterfolson2 жыл бұрын
It feels like a SNL skit. I love it.
@cracked2 жыл бұрын
I love Please Don't Destroy.
@KaedeLanyo2 жыл бұрын
As someone who can't even stance the scent of alcohol, that is _particularly_ horrifying.
@AirQuotes2 жыл бұрын
Damn sucks for you
@KaedeLanyo2 жыл бұрын
@@AirQuotes ...Does it though? Even _if_ i didn't find the stuff absolutely revolting, i'm not the kind to throw myself at mental and motor impairment. Gonna be real, my hate or raw tomatoes is way worse to deal with..! At least i have no (known) food allergies.
@tesstickle69742 жыл бұрын
@@KaedeLanyo you probably ate the shit tomatoes which tastes absolutely awful. You should eat the good ones. It's hard to get it in USA (Asumming that you are from US) but you can get it by growing them or maybe you have eaten the good ones but have an awful taste
@KaedeLanyo2 жыл бұрын
@@tesstickle6974 Just, a biological response, really. Tomatoes are shockingly complex, and folk like me have enhanced and lowered taste of specific parts of it. And no, not US, upstairs neighbour. Did "have" home-grown tomatoes, grandmother always has had a garden, it's, absolutely the same for me, maybe a bit sweeter? But doesn't remove the nasty-tasting parts.
@brianlbeck2 жыл бұрын
Jordan was just a figment of Rodger's imagination this whole time. I am Jack's complete lack of surprise
@cracked2 жыл бұрын
Oh no!
@Sky-xd2nu2 жыл бұрын
I should know better! Almost choked when the lady said: Are you drunk baby?
@jordanbowles2352 жыл бұрын
"You drunk baby" LOL.
@Spencer-wc6ew2 жыл бұрын
I love how Horton's manner of speaking is even able to induce the emotion these commercials try to invoke.
@DanielGBenesScienceShows2 жыл бұрын
“Are you drunk baby?” 🤣 This was a 10/10 on the funny scale, right up there with SNL’s recent spoof on hard seltzer! - Hey Kombucha, you’re next!
@wtfbugs2 жыл бұрын
😄
@cl3mb0t2 жыл бұрын
This got me too. Brought it over the edge. :)
@PkMac2 жыл бұрын
Lost it on that one too!! 😂🤣😂
@IizUname2 жыл бұрын
Arguably one of the better honest ads I've seen
@addemac53532 жыл бұрын
1:26 So much freshness, Roger had to change his pants.
@Medium0Rare2 жыл бұрын
Hard Seltzer is just reverse engineered wine coolers. Change my mind.
@micahhittinger60832 жыл бұрын
They’re wine coolers but waaay less sweet. That way you can drink one after the other after the other… just like light beer with less flavor!
@Zebra_32 жыл бұрын
@@micahhittinger6083 less is more...[singing] more, more, more , how do you like it? how do you like it?...
@ricardoferns562 жыл бұрын
Hard seltzer isn't a thing where I'm from but advertising is. I loved the insights. And dancing Jordan at end was the cherry on this marketable cake.
@Thermalions2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, never heard of hard seltzer. Everyone around here is still on the hard sickly sweet lolly water. That hard Kombucha or hard nut -milk- water though would sell like crazy I'm sure.
@jimmym33522 жыл бұрын
Seems like the wine cooler craze of the 80's. All seem like girly drinks to me. Oh wait, not supposed to say things like that now days. My bad. Beer for me. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
@PearComputingDevices2 жыл бұрын
I like the new format, the slightly tweaked background noise, like ohhs and ahhs and profits. Beautiful way to rub the point in even harder. It just adds that extra layer of punch so to speak. Roger again had me laughing out of my seat. I am so glad you guys are back!
@ChristophBrinkmann2 жыл бұрын
I like this, but when Roger said, "Is it the taste?" I half expected him to mutter, "Nope. That sure isn't it." Which, granted they do basically do that joke at the end but I was a little deflated lol.
@MinisterOfThicc2 жыл бұрын
Gonna use all my rodgecoin to buy Huboocha.
@cracked2 жыл бұрын
SEe that's just smart
@theburningredbeacon96252 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the heroin and feet pics!
@thesollylama1302 жыл бұрын
Anyone remember Zima? That came out when I was overseas. I got back to the states and people are raving about this new not-beer. Tasted like watered down antifreeze. But with a somehow worse after taste. Like if you sprayed random insecticides from under your kitchen sink together and took a big gulp.
@denvergray89432 жыл бұрын
The first time I had one the immediate words out of my mouth were "it tastes like someone waved a slightly rotten strawberry over a vat of vinegar water" and "gross".
@alexanderball63262 жыл бұрын
Whenever i see any kind of hard seltzer, i immdiately think of that clip of the leader of the proud boys trying to be tough, talking about his mango white claw 😂😂😂😂😂
@kihaakui7922 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love the "I single-handedly revived Cracked" dance by Dr. Breeding at the end.
@pazzariatv2 жыл бұрын
ROTFL!!! ONE OF THE BEST ONES YET!!! I'm a bartender, so, this hits home, in a wonderful way. Bravo!
@philochristos2 жыл бұрын
I've never tried this stuff, but you just about have me talked into it.
@Snktp172 жыл бұрын
“You drunk baby” great line
@52Thugga2 жыл бұрын
This shit is too damn funny. This shit taste like incense😅
@zaczane2 жыл бұрын
At first I thought he said Incest And was like WTF does that taste li......nevermind I don't wanna know
@kryptonianguest19032 жыл бұрын
@@zaczane Folgers: taste the incest.
@zagnorch13362 жыл бұрын
@@kryptonianguest1903 Not exactly "good to the last drop," that's for sure. Oh wait, that's Maxwell House...never mind.
@Snobert992 жыл бұрын
@@zaczane I actually thought he said "insects" myself.
@daddyosink44132 жыл бұрын
@@zagnorch1336 right.... folgers was "the best part of waking up is folgers in your cup" ... I'm not even going to go there😂
@richardcota50422 жыл бұрын
Thanks for doing it up again Roger, Keep 'em coming!
@cracked2 жыл бұрын
Will do!
@christyfreeman58582 жыл бұрын
Is it for the taste? Me taking a mouthful, ahhhh ... nope it definitely not the taste 😅
@OpEditorial2 жыл бұрын
"Sparkling" which is just a glamorous replacement word for "carbonated"
@nmarrs85392 жыл бұрын
I quit drinking three years ago. This is just another reason to stay on the wagon.
@SDRevill2 жыл бұрын
Grandpa: "Hey kiddo, go get us a few Handies from Grandma, but don't tell your parents ;) "
@amidark65182 жыл бұрын
"Handies"? Grandpa and grandma are into some Alabama stuff
@gyrrakavian2 жыл бұрын
"Cursed phrase! Cursed phrase!"
@MHLegacy2 жыл бұрын
(4:01) "Feauturing candies from your childhood, however long ago OR PRESENTLY OCCURRING that childhood may be." 🤣
@embe93222 жыл бұрын
Love how he slides in "Gluten Free" 😂😂😂
@stocktonjoans2 жыл бұрын
i mean, bourbon cashew milk kinda does grab me, and i'm not sure i like what that says about me
@The_Arcadian2 жыл бұрын
Best type of alcohol mixed with the best tasting milk. Seems to me like it says you have good taste.
@halcyon_echo422 жыл бұрын
Honestly that would cut the sharpness down to a reasonable level yeah
@Nothinglikeagoodnut2 жыл бұрын
Probably taste really good, but then make you heave and retch right after.... But that's no problem, they'll throw different versions at you, without your knowledge or consent (obviously)
@stocktonjoans2 жыл бұрын
@@Nothinglikeagoodnut nailed it!
@hazukichanx4082 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking "That sounds kind of good for some reason" ...not sure what that says about me, either
@stevenmcg19862 жыл бұрын
Milk on the rocks. I died laughing ha.
@Zebra_32 жыл бұрын
banana and cherry flavoured. 🍌🍒
@Indrid__Cold2 жыл бұрын
Rodger, you are, without a doubt, the most perfect personification of unregulated capitalism I have ever encountered. Not since W.C. Fields have the sticky butt cheeks of humanity been so accurately incarnated. My sincerest compliments!
@exothermal.sprocket2 жыл бұрын
Capitalism was not originally envisioned to operate void of moral foundations (profit through deception). Remove morality from the basis of capitalism, all you're left with is a bunch of greedy thugs willing to legislate who gets to take (legislated theft, which they call "regulation") all the wealth and distribute as they see fit (Socialism -> Communism). It's the stupidity of assuming an individual or group of individuals has the sole ability to determine how everyone else gets to use currency. Capitalism has been taught as "satan" in the last few decades by a bunch of America-hating university-infiltrating thugs who hate capitalism and promote Socialism as the moral high ground. It's no wonder over 60% of those under the age of 35 today don't understand how money functions. Everywhere in the world that Socialism took hold, everything went to crap. Capitalism, standing on moral grounds, is the only system on the planet that has ever lifted the masses out of abject poverty, disease, and destitution. It's the worst system in the world, except for every other system.
@briank58772 жыл бұрын
Wake up the capitalism is the regulation as the big corporations own the government. Selling a product doesn’t need regulation it just needs someone to buy it and regulation only helps the top wanting to eliminate competition from start ups.
@exothermal.sprocket2 жыл бұрын
@@briank5877 Free enterprise built upon moral, ethical practices. Not burdensome taxation, not production control by political interests, not market manipulation by a globalist currency reserve system, not fascism by the government and centralized corporations, not the worthless paper-backed illusionary economy.
@theslitherysylvie40102 жыл бұрын
First it was Bartles & James, then Zima, then Pucker, then Hard Lemonade, now White Claw. All of these drinks are the answers to the question -"how do we get people who hate alcohol to drink alcohol?"
@DAndyLord2 жыл бұрын
I haven't had a drink in months. Roger has sold me, gonna get pisstanked on clear fizzy bullshit.
@Jack-zt1sr2 жыл бұрын
"You want to grab life by the booty shaped fruits" How'd they know??
@Zebra_32 жыл бұрын
market research.
@gerrysongs41702 жыл бұрын
Roger should have been a carpenter cause he sure hits the nail on the head.
@mkxv12 жыл бұрын
The writing is exceptionally meticulous. Mad props!
@Vile_Vilhelm2 жыл бұрын
Gotta say love seeing Roger again. I've always found it funny how alcohol can get away with having fruit and candy flavors while cigarettes or vapes are not allowed too.
@msjkramey2 жыл бұрын
Probably because so much alcohol is naturally fruity. Wine is just fermented fruit. Tobacco, on the other hand, always tastes like tobacco unless you add things to it. Where I live, you can still get fruity flavored cigars if you go to a specialty shop tho
@siukong2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, while both are bad/toxic, by most standards tobacco is worse than alcohol. I'm no expert but as far as I know alcohol addiction only really takes hold after a pretty sustained period of hard use, whereas nicotine addiction starts much faster. And consumed at low/moderate quantities it seems the negative health effect of cigarettes are much worse than booze. You're much worse off smoking a pack every week than having say, a bottle of wine a week.
@lordblazer2 жыл бұрын
omg these videos straight up make me realize our reality is a straight up dystopia.
@JimAllen-Persona2 жыл бұрын
“Fluffy cloud piss” - yeah, pretty much describes the taste of them.
@RamblinRick_2 жыл бұрын
So good to have Roger back. The can label says" Horton's Hard". Ya know, this can be taken two ways: 1) possessive, as in owned by Horton, or; 2) a contraction, i.e., "Horton is Hard". Hmmm...
@cracked2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@STScott-qo4pw2 жыл бұрын
Roger, Roger, Roger... Once again, you show up just in time. Another hilarious and too painfully accurate video. My neighbour's two kids went to U and one of them def has a problem with alcohol, now. He drinks these frigging fizzy booze products like they're water. Apparently one of the makers was heavily sponsoring some events over the past two yrs and he's been literally seduced. 😟
@SuperNuclearUnicorn2 жыл бұрын
Yeah White Claw in particular have done a great job at making themselves seem fun but "healthy" and easy going. It's pretty crazy. It's really easy to convince yourself "well it's only 50 calories" but then you drink half a dozen of them...
@wookman91122 жыл бұрын
OK boomer 🤣
@SaintUgfuglio2 жыл бұрын
@@wookman9112 My neighbor's two kids is doing weeds now after they went away to U. They're in the devil's grip now.
@ronzombie65412 жыл бұрын
@@wookman9112 take another booster shot - everything is fine.
@hunterG60k2 жыл бұрын
Roger, still the best thing about this channel (no offence, Jordan)! Also, I love his shirt 😍
@cracked2 жыл бұрын
None taken haha
@fluxingn2 жыл бұрын
I would love to get that shirt. Wish I knew where from.
@eldritchteletubby93192 жыл бұрын
My brain short-circuited for a sec when I saw Horton's Handies.
@gnexjeff2 жыл бұрын
I love the "subliminal advertising" frames that were snuck in on this one!
@LadyRenira2 жыл бұрын
This was beautiful. The spliced in frames of insanity only added to the wtf intensity.
@Alphanerd302 жыл бұрын
Okay, so I wasn't seeing things. I've been trying to pause the video hoping I can make out what it was.
@dimoslaros7242 жыл бұрын
I wait for these materials every day, they just throw a big spit called reality/truth on big money businesses out there. ♥ You folks need to make a movie with these kind of things.
@haaa50522 жыл бұрын
When you drive over a group of people because you thought it was an energy drink 0:01 - 0:06
@Loserstakethebait2 жыл бұрын
I love how I almost exclusively get ads for the exact product he is mocking in the video, at the very beginning of his video. It's like the algorithm picks up the phrases Crypto or Hard Seltzer in the title and cherry picks an ad that matches it every single time.
@Cornerstoner2 жыл бұрын
Yall jammed so many jokes in here that I had to rewind multiple times...hope it counts towards multiple views... love these Horton ads! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤💯🙌🏿
@jjeaze2 жыл бұрын
This was so refreshing. Roger than you for another banger! spot on!!
@patrickchubey3127 Жыл бұрын
Scoff at beer drinkers all you want, I still couldn't imagine football ... or church, without booze.
@lockend22 жыл бұрын
If I wanted to be seen drinking it I wouldn't be drinking it at 4am in my living room
@halometallicalover272 жыл бұрын
Was planning on buying a pack of White Claw tomorrow. I mean, I'm still gonna do it, but Roger makes a lot of good points xD