if i can prove that i never touched my balls

audio: @manlyhotdog on tiktok
video: Hamilton (2020)
balls: touched
#Hamilton

[@liansarmiento2569]

this is perfection 🤩

[@mental_breakdance7227]

Right???

[@Ad-zn6vj]

Right??!??!

[@yurinate401]

Right???

[@azur9044]

Not really

[@emmecarq]

love 😍

[@Jack-lq9jt]

The fact that he's got his back turned on the camera at the part where the mouth wouldn't match the song just makes this 100x better

[@roux3769]

That part got me best

[@bee2514]

straight up lucky

[@nakynie463]

It’s amazing

[@Stat5]

No proof that he diddnt say it then 😳🤔

[@Tully101]

No the dude on the right is saying it not the guy leaning on the table

[@bushcarrot1289]

LMFAO the way Lin-Manuel just zooms off screen at the end is killing me!

[@wolfincaitsclothing799]

Ayo a fellow parx fan - nice profile pic!

[@thejoashgrahamshow]

THE SOUND TOO AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Brieezle]

Love the fandom pfp

[@henrietta9394]

I like ur profile picture !!!!

[@jaswallis]

Everyone in the replies complimenting your pfp, as they should !

[@riopark5274]

its funny how this was literally my first exposure to hamilton in my life.

[@renthewizard]

Same

[@RockoSalmon]

Mine too

[@4sheeexfl0w3rs]

SAME😂😂

[@frowner_and_co]

Same

[@JimothyAndScone]

Same lol

[@daneenismissing8416]

As someone who's never seen Hamilton, I really thought this was a scene 💀💀

[@fluid1978]

you must not have ears

[@IsaCNG]

I mean, given the context of the actual scene...

[@jocklazer4]

@@fluid1978wow, unprovoked and doesn’t even mention it’s fake anywhere so…

[@sapaulgoogdmen9542]

I mean pretty much

[@underarmbowlingincidentof1981]

same lol I always read about people hating on Hamilton on Tumblr but thats the most exposure I ever had to it Maybe I should look into what it is.... maybe I wont.

[@markfromfacebook]

i've seen this video so many times that i periodically forget what the real line is. my friend was playing hamilton on shuffle once to listen to while doing chores and i sang this loud and clear as day not realizing anything was up and she was like YOU WHAT

[@okjeffy6581]

He looks like Dr Livesey

[@JapetoYT]

Your friend mustve been so confused lmao

[@Gwenpool256]

YOU WHAT

[@katestarkey8375]

This song has been stuck in my head all F*CKING DAY

[@darkacadpresenceinblood]

i've never listened to any actual hamilton songs, this is in fact the only version of these lyrics i know

[@justalegand6792]

THE FACT THAT HAMILTONS MOUTH MATCHES WITH IT TOO LMFAO

[@cadrejeff]

there was only like 4 words that was changed so i mean its obvious it would match

[@ratosphere]

Lol yeah he's saying the same words, but it's a masterpiece regardless

[@j_bad1032]

he said the same words

[@justalegand6792]

ok i know he said the same words but the fact that it matches up perfectly makes it so much better

[@ssimplydeliriouss]

@@j_bad1032 It was "If I can prove that I never broke the law would you promise not to tell another soul what you saw?"

[@matthewlai5163]

i want to send this to my us gov teacher so bad this is his favorite musical

[@arnoldlexibarra]

𝘥𝘰 𝘪𝘵

[@minxxd]

do it pls

[@mmymmy315]

tell us how it goes lol

[@____darissa]

SEND ITTTTT

[@johncena69_420]

Do it

[@STAGISTODAY]

the scurry sound effect when hamilton left was the cherry on top

[@LedLightBulb22]

I don’t know if I should be proud or ashamed to admit that this is the video that got me into Hamilton

[@Byveland]

@Sam Bankman-Zelensky Mr. Beat (Not Mr. Beast) will kill you in your sleep

[@oklahomacityradiowaves5462]

Same

[@oklahomacityradiowaves5462]

@sambankman-ZelenskyYou do know that Aaron Burr fought for women’s rights and abolition right? Something tells me you wouldn’t think that’s based.

[@jordyschnaitman501]

This was one of those rare videos that didn't make me laugh the first time I watched it, but had me cracking up by the third time. It's like my brain didn't process how funny it was at first lol

[@arnoldlexibarra]

Naturally. Great masterpieces take time to comprehend.

[@anafj]

Relatable

[@bobbychild3826]

Dude your right

[@user-ii7dq2iv8h]

I literally just fucking did that

[@gaudyfurball5811]

@@arnoldlexibarra the best response

[@pastaslut]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN

[@noodle7380]

Its been a week and not a single person replied to the too comment.

[@s-agk]

@@noodle7380 LMFAO FR THERES OVER 6000 LIKES AND NOBODY BUT YOU REPLIED 💀

[@franki5403]

You know what else is hard 😏

[@GueriicBesk]

i can't leave this video help

[@s-agk]

@@franki5403 oh

[@lunpai9518]

I've laughed at this for a good 3 minutes I don't know whether to thank you or be angry at you

[@s-agk]

i’m in tears and idk what type of tears they are 💀

[@lunpai9518]

@@s-agk You and me both 😔

[@legacy5526]

Completly off topic but your profil picture is adorable Do you remember where you got it from/who the artist is?

[@lunpai9518]

@@legacy5526 Sadly, I don't think I remember, I'm sorry :(

[@legacy5526]

@@lunpai9518 thats fine, thanks for answering!

[@JeremyBX]

The emphasis on the "balls" part tho. The singer really nailed it. It wasn't just "balls"... it was "didn't touch my 𝒷𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓈"

[@Tipsy_Turby]

You know they’re a good actor when the can say things in cursive. Btw 2k likes and no comments?

[@CRAutist]

@@Tipsy_Turby comment

[@Aristas-zd5vd]

Bwawls

[@SirZemmy]

Kinda like Jason Derulo saying his watermark at the beginning of his songs.

[@lucyfung5845]

Someone understood the assignment

[@moomah844]

I have genuinely wholesome memories that relate to this clip. A year or two ago, I was really close with this one girl (we were friends) and I was really into Hamilton at the time. She had not seen it, but knew of it and had heard some of the songs. We both saw this video in the same week, and both thought it was funny as shit. So we would just repeat the lines to each other over and over, it was stupid. I haven't talked to her in almost half a year, as she moved out of town, which made me pretty upset. But every time I see this clip, it just makes me happy, even though its so stupid.

[@zaktak4380]

It's never too late to talk to her, don't lose a dear friend that easily

[@gdaym8y]

that's facts, you gotta keep in touch. It doesn't take much to keep a friendship going but it takes a lot to start back up once it's over. Don't let something that great fade away bro you'll regret it

[@esoteric1070]

I love the fact that he had his back turned when the lip-sync wouldn’t match but when the camera faced him the lip sync perfectly matched. Absolutely brilliant

[@Techistgaming]

get an agreed chain going

[@shasummerlin5299]

@@Techistgaming Nah

[@watsonismydog6122]

@@TechistgamingNo thank you

[@TigerPrawn_]

I don't know how to explain it but this literally felt feature-length

[@robbpeppertree]

22 seconds felt "feature-length" to you? I feel sorry for your partner.

[@TigerPrawn_]

@@robbpeppertree Why? Are you implying I can't get through feature length films?

[@carlweeper7436]

@@TigerPrawn_ she wanted it feature length but you could only give her short film 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

[@TigerPrawn_]

@@carlweeper7436 I don't get it...

[@DeathBatBabe97]

@@TigerPrawn_ I can't tell if you're joking about getting it but he means that you *finish* in less than 30 seconds.

[@cannonbot9825]

WHY IS IT SO GOOD THOUGH

[@mxghty0]

because only a couple words were changed from the original...

[@flatsamiscool]

@@mxghty0 The dude is a pretty good singer though

[@brsvideos8143]

I think there should be a feature length version and I'm tired of pretending there shouldn't.

[@Cokepencilpsd]

Because it's funny

[@benzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzs]

🎶~UNLESS~🎶

[@kungfukenny3376]

its how the fake lyrics are said when his mouth goes unseen. but every other untouched lyric syncs with his mouth. it is perfection

[@tehterminator3605]

I think what's really getting me is he sounds exactly like Kermit

[@mikefortier7081]

So fun fact, the unless line in Hamilton is based off my brother my brother and me, a podcast

[@mekaylaowo1928]

kuroi constantly! it’s one of their mcelroyisms

[@JJ-el6qx]

@@marksuckinbgber i think they used to do it more often in the older episodes, but in the more recent ones i haven't really heard it.

[@mikefortier7081]

@@marksuckinbgber basically you gotta find an example where they answer a question realistically and then another brother throws out a goofy insane counter “So yeah, basically, just tell your roommate to stop stealing your beans, and it sounds like she will based on the information you’ve given us” “Unless” “Unless” “Unless” “Now, hear me out, Griffin, the roommate is actually a cyborg trying to kill her through bean-related methodology” That’s not an actual example, I made that up but if I find one I’ll send it

[@sweatpantsromance]

@@mikefortier7081 holy shit 19 minutes ago. anyway good example

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@marksuckinbgber There’s probably compilations, the fandom is pretty big! Apparently the “Uh do whatever you want, I’m super dead!” line in another song is inspired by MBMBAM too. Ofc Hamilton came out in 2015/2016 so it’s based on less recent episodes.

[@Cerise4697]

To this day this is the only clip or part of this musical I have ever seen in my life. I intend to keep this streak forever.

[@pluto3194]

I'm the same way. This just popped in my recommend videos and I don't know the context for both the actual song and the edit and it will stay that way.

[@natalie6117]

Same here!! I don’t know what’s going on in this clip or what he really says there, and I’m okay with that-that’s the way it’s gonna stay 😂

[@onlyjpg]

same

[@lilykat.]

Me too 😭

[@saltsalted1528]

I kept my streak until our history teacher showed us Hamilton.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Okay but the joke voice actually fits better with the guy's face than his real voice Also, the description crediting the “balls” as “touched” was the cherry on top.

[@justagalwhocomments]

ikk that made me laugh smmm

[@lolslay6338]

THE WAY HE LOOKS UP

[@NightRipper7]

Heh

[@NightRipper7]

Cherrys

[@NightRipper7]

Cherry balls

[@X_x_ShadowGaming_x_X]

I like to believe that this was the real scandal.

[@deathranger4921]

Fun fact: you search for this this wasn't on your suggestion list.

[@christinem4016]

The “mmm I- YOUJUSTTOUCHEDYOURBALLS” at the end kills me💀

[@SushiPrincessXD]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT HOW FUNNY THIS IS

[@operatorcamp4672]

yeah

[@danielburns3240]

Unironically whoever sung this puts more emotion into it than LMM

[@mj2625]

To be fair, the bar is pretty low to start

[@grim_56]

He wasn’t that bad

[@FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo]

@@grim_56 do people really think he was bad?

[@Casey5693]

@@FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo What?! LMM was Hamilton! That's crazy talk!

[@waffle-yz8ns]

@@mj2625 LMM’s talent is elsewhere. He’s not a great singer but he’s great at rapping and, to be fair, he did write the entire musical, songs, rap, story and everything

[@SpiderGuy38]

Me and my sibling had the privilege of watching Hamilton in person a couple of months ago and we were both visibly struggling not to laugh when this part of the musical came up 😭😭

[@Poopfartofficial]

When my history class watched Hamilton, 3 people (including me) burst out laughing at “if I can prove that I never broke the law”

[@thenutdealer5032]

I really wish the entire song was similar to this one section because I don’t really like any other parts

[@theaterkween5791]

It’s an acquired taste. It’s very much inspired by popular reggae music and if you’re not a reggae you’ll probably struggle with this.

[@eagereyes5013]

it's that sweet sweet descending bass line

[@EveningRose_BigRed]

The notes with “if I can prove that I never broke the law do you promise not to tell another soul what you saw” it’s very nice, and the harmonies with the other characters are beautiful too

[@chameleon1015]

@@EveningRose_BigRed I second that statement! My favorite part of the song

[@mistimorgan9969]

@@theaterkween5791 i agree you gotta have a pretty high iq to comprehend it

[@LindsayKBurton]

I cannot handle how the combination of Lin's head turning a specific way + the camera angle makes this look so real

[@Hitchhiker38onlyonyt]

agreeeeeed

[@clayturtle9256]

I will never not be happy that this was my introduction to Hamilton

[@Real_hh]

Before I watched Hamilton I genuinely thought this was real amd was so confused when I got to this part

[@ailsa7471]

The amount of times I've been replaying this in a day is unhealthy 💀

[@xanmcc9086]

I've watched it 127 times today.

[@NachoTaco]

thought it was just me

[@cherithevampire]

saaame😂

[@smolneso]

Pro move: edit this into a DVD of the whole movie, like someone did with Trolling Saruman 10 years ago 👏

[@thereallylargeknome7461]

The movie isn't... On dvd...

[@TheMelonFarmers123]

@@thereallylargeknome7461 you think that’s a limitation for the internet? That’s where you draw the line?

[@jewelyJewels]

@@thereallylargeknome7461 been out for like a year now

[@goopyhead]

@@thereallylargeknome7461 thats why burning exists

[@csguy3223]

@@thereallylargeknome7461 you lack imagination.

[@roisinnigcrainn7722]

I haven't seen Hamilton SO I THOUGHT THIS WAS REAL LMAO

[@milkkee540]

how could you even think that？ how it went from lin manwell Miranda’s voice to kermit is not possible to miss

[@Tzavaot]

Audio quality changed dramatically as well

[@ricepuddingfemme]

@@milkkee540 I think she meant she thought those were really the lyrics..

[@milkkee540]

@@ricepuddingfemme yeah i know but how the fuck could they have thought that

[@cheesemaster4132]

@@milkkee540 Have you heard songs nowaday's? Anything is possible after the Mask sus remix

[@Sundawg17]

I can't believe historians have captured Alexander Hamilton's famous balls speech.

[@Its_natalie.kate_here]

There’s no fucking way that this song came on the other day and my brain immediately went to “if I can prove I never touched my balls” AND NOW ITS RECOMMENDED.

[@tatianahailie0225]

I WAS ABOUT TO SING ALONG BUT THEY DUBBED IT FOR COMEDY-

[@kd0524]

OKAY BUT IT SOUNDS SO GOOD?? "will you promise not to tell another soul what you saw?"

[@AspenTr3e]

Jefferson is the best part! And the fact that it actually matches! LMAO

[@Your-Average-Nerd]

emu

[@QuanTumm1357]

Fun fact: many many moons ago I saw this video and thought “this is cool. Pretty sure his is Hamilton. I’ll give it a watch why not” That’s when I saw it was in Disney plus and watched it at like 2am. That was one of the best decisions of my life because it is genuinely one of the best pieces of art I’ve ever seen and from a music theory standpoint, the most intricate and genius music I’ve ever heard.

[@sandsunderthetable.6625]

I think I finally have a reason to watch Hamilton

[@six]

the transition was so smooth omg

[@rubub8455]

go away

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

Bot

[@dogwithrabies_]

stay away

[@ValiskiI]

go away bot that steals comments

[@eggs7594]

I can't stop singing this, like out of nowhere I'll just break out into song

[@evelyngomez4680]

NO BECAUSE IM AT MY GRANDMAS HOUSE AND I CANT SING THIS UNTIL I COME BACK HOME

[@TheJohnSeed]

If that’s the case I guess your life is like a Disney Princess film lmao

[@DanzelGlovington]

me and my brother also have been doing that a lot, when I'm in public I have to do it softly but it still makes me laugh so people just have to wonder what I'm thinking about that's making me crack up

[@anchovyundpraline3052]

BAHAHAHAHAH YEEESSSS

[@ambersoswaldplush]

I can only imagine the plethora of scenarios where this would backfire

[@imthecoolestguyalive]

THE WAY ALEXANDER SOUNDS MUCH BREATHIER AND MORE SENSUAL ADDS TO THE EXPERIENCE-

[@_music.mon3]

*BREATHIER* AND *SENSUAL* ??!!!!!

[@imthecoolestguyalive]

@@_music.mon3 *YES.*

[@mystic5175]

Leave

[@imthecoolestguyalive]

@@mystic5175 No.

[@Kaweebo]

I like his “is that a yes?” better than the original 😭

[@LordPulpito]

When he bolts away at the end, the little sound effect got me 🤣

[@circuscassie]

I LISTENED TO THIS SO MUCH THAT I FORGOT WHAT HE ACTUALLY SAYS I'M SO ANGRY

[@DanzelGlovington]

originally it's, "If I could prooooooooove that I never touched my BWAALS do you promise-- wait shoot.... that's not it is it? Dammit I forgot now too!

[@Funnylizardman]

If I can prove that I never broke the law

[@HaifaaAmni]

0:02 the guy at the back lmao

[@ivannamaldonado5947]

-Lyrics- You don’t even know what you’re asking me to confess (confesss) You have nothing, I don’t have to tell you anything at all, unless (unlesss) If I can prove that I never touched my ✨balls✨ Will you promise not to tell another soul what you saw ~No one else was in the room where it happened~ Is that a yes? Mmh- I- YOUJUSTTOUCHEDYOURBALLS- ✨Thank you for witnessing this masterpiece✨

[@thetheyourmama]

correction: You don't even know what you're asking me to confess (Confess) You have nothing, I don't have to tell you anything at all Unless (Unless) If I can prove that I never touched my balls Will you promise not to tell another soul what you saw No one else was in the room when it happened Yes that a yes? You just touched your balls!

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

[@Nae_ex]

0:10 where he proves that's he has never touched his balls

[@JewelxxetPierre]

This is the most beautiful play I’ve ever watched, It really felt like Hamilton himself was coming inside me.

[@SairinEarthsea]

📸🤨

[@serenegenerally]

Bro I- 💀

[@IsaCNG]

I wish😩

[@renthewizard]

WHAT

[@DaxBunni]

I’m riding my bike with my lil cousin rn and I keep replying this in my headphones and occasionally singing it

[@mocotojam6767]

I love the "saw" part, it's so satisfying, idk scratched a part of my brain I never knew it needed scratching

[@iheartbagelzzz]

this is so good dude holy shit

[@trouvial]

i dream of the day one of the alternate actors for the play accidentally says this line instead of the real one

[@pickpickn]

the way he runs offscreen with the sound effect at the end💀💀💀💀

[@Emma-gl9rp]

The fact that the voice sounds like kermit is the best part

[@bengermin3104]

Honestly, I would want an extended version for this

[@david-zr5qu]

idk if this is the full version but kzbin.info/www/bejne/aZilh6KrfNx4jcU

[@bdanee1088]

Yes

[@thaddelicious852]

I just love the “brrr0000m” as Lin heads off stage lmao

[@Purple431]

"If I can prove that I never touched my balls" 💀

[@greenbeans9748]

I laughed so hard at the "No-one else was in the room where it happened" part. 🤣

[@potatomuffin8408]

I've been playing this all day, I feel like it's engraved into my brain at this point. I've started to say it around the house and I can't stop. It's making my parents concerned... I don't even have balls so they're extra concerned

[@BrotherLongLegs8]

You don't have balls, you have cooties.

[@the_gabernator]

LOOOOL🤣🤣🤣

[@Steezealways]

Bro has no balls ☠️

[@beatsbyelvis6890]

bruhh what happened to your balls 💀 might just clarify I’m kidding before a full scale war breaks out

[@bdanee1088]

😂

[@angusmarch1066]

The coquettish way in which he sings "no one else was in the room where it happened." Is hilarious and fantastic.

[@stevengoomba6490]

The fact that these lyrics make sense in context is the icing on the cake

[@fatcat4031]

Never seen ANYTHING from Hamilton before so for just a moment I thought this was their actual singing.

[@theunicyclist3440]

If I ever end up watching Hamilton, I will be physically unable to listen to this song without hearing these lyrics

[@floopismcfloorpus4396]

The little Scooby Doo running sound at the very end makes this even better

[@totsy_meow]

I don’t watch Hamilton but this is funny

[@bluepoisonxanimations2485]

It’s really good

[@naiknaik8812]

You shoul

[@milkkee540]

Its really good u should

[@MortanAMrk]

balls are always funny

[@Cokepencilpsd]

Go watch Hamilton then

[@Poopie_buttholelickeresquirejr]

I hate this but I somehow keep hitting replay

[@avasmith7530]

i know, the first time i saw it on my recommended i rewatched it like 10 times. now it regularly pops up on my recommended and i rewatch it every time 🕺🏻

[@anaccidentalchannel]

When your happy you enjoy the music, when your sad you understand the lyrics 😔

[@FreddyFredVr.]

0:10 your welcome

[@atanvardecunambiel8917]

THE NUTSACK PAMPHLET

[@purpledrinkaholic]

The little Scooby Doo skedaddle sound when he dips off stage makes this for me.

[@zeepsterd]

This is perfect

[@_mango_]

Fancy seeing the Zeep here, and I wholeheartedly agree.

[@bdanee1088]

😂

[@bulletkin_etg]

THE LITTLE CARTOON SOUND AT THE END💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@paulgeorge1316]

He even mocks his kermit voice. Hilarious

[@memethyst]

i love how he perfectly turns around right when the lyrics change

[@l.ftshoe]

My whole group knows how much I love musicals. They also know that the Hamilton musical is my favorite. I was just sent this, and I'm gonna go think about my life choices

[@punktrash3470]

Me too Hamilton is my favorite :D

[@bassprogoth]

the way it sounds better than the original 💀💀💀

[@JFCJ12312]

Perfectly synced

[@BarelyNoticeable]

I’ve gotten so used to this version that when I heard the a clip of the original it deadass felt so off 😂

[@chbibss]

i love the fact that this clip is slowly but surely going to pass the actual performance video in views

[@ImTheBatchMan]

The sound effect at the end lmao

[@genevie1998]

LIMC, I call upon thee

[@fullmetaltheorist]

With the power of memes he will unravel the secrets fo teh universe.

[@sxl1yyvfx246]

Watched it more than once gang 👍

[@xdbruhxd1179]

I’ve played this so many times that when I open KZbin it’s always at the top of my recommended 😂

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Me and the boys getting our NNN certificates invalidated:

[@mayme4743]

this is probably my favourite thing right now, i may or may not have sung this out loud infront of my sister because i have replayed these 22 seconds way too many times to be healthy

[@DanzelGlovington]

Before this I was crackin up at "You're not that guy pal... trust me... you're NOT that guy" just thinkin about it again all the time... This has completely replaced you're not that guy pal.

[@howefan4650]

Is it me or does the balls part sound like a Panic at the Disco song

[@lucas_h]

P!ATD and Hamilton have hella similar vibes for sure

[@ldeeevs1747]

I love the cartoon run sound at the end.

[@Pikelet12]

This meme is how I found out about, and consequently fell in love with, the Hamilton musical

[@zenith_zenith]

it is irritating how softly Lin is singing compared to the other actors

[@manetheren51627]

Who is Lin?? Never watched the musical sorry!

[@zenith_zenith]

@@manetheren51627 Lin Manuel Miranda is the man in the green suit. He also wrote the music, lyrics and book for this musical.

[@manetheren51627]

@@zenith_zenith thanks for the explanation!!

[@desdar100]

I suppose it's the show that Hamilton is cornered. Usually he's a rapping maniac but here he's embarrassed and is about to lose everything potentially

[@ava1632]

I’ve not even into Hamilton but I’m laughing so hard rn

[@IncorrectHB]

I hate that i saw the thumbnail and immediately knew what is was

[@louvveeeelleiremua]

The fact that I heard this in my head while actually seeing the musical is hysterical 😭😭😭😭

[@paula.cosplay]

Love how this gets reccomended to me every few weeks and i watch it every time

[@siloohs]

suspicious balls.