if i QUIT YOUTUBE.. i would be a _________

looks like these are my backup jobs if KZbin dies..
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[@syon5899]

This is how many years until DanTDM quits KZbin 👇

[@gillesgaljaard1434]

Hmmm thats pretty soon

[@ShamimKhan-gj8ug]

8 sad Edit:form 8 to 1000 our great×the average human life expectancy children will still be able to watch him

[@BoiPlays]

Syon 46 years

[@navytiger5079]

47

[@lovenature5006]

60 not bad

[@medo6396]

5:29 EXEPLODING TNT IN THE VEDIO

[@aIpha_ak]

Dan: With Photoshop, you cannot just try out new jobs, you can try out new glasses as well. Present day Dan:

[@Doodlebug83]

I don't think anyone can erase that from their minds...

[@karmanplays6458]

If Dan was running for president he would get this many votes. 👇

[@ak-2007]

Karman plays only 27 ):

[@Nitrous0xide_]

26 :(

[@travis4729]

R/beggingidiots

[@Celticcatlover]

Karman plays that’s sad

[@ellenhorst1837]

49 :(

[@finnr9075]

12:05 *You’re a wizard, Dan*

[@apricot.the.apricat]

I was thinking of the same referance lol

[@euna1]

Im thinking of him as Harry Potter XD

[@pluralraccoon2187]

Peace Out *I'm a what*

[@Azeriiall]

Peace Out Dan: these... are... Me: Harry Potter glasses Dan: AMAZING Me: NO, HARRY POTTER GLASSES

[@planetlazycatmeow297]

Peace Out ikr I was thinking that too lol

[@wobbegongplaysgames]

Karen: My little Angel is doing just fine without vaccines Her little angel 4:23

[@Luthfiwikrama]

Oof Underrated

[@wobbegongplaysgames]

@@Luthfiwikrama thank you so much

[@kairose_gaming7324]

I don’t want to be rude, but who is Karen?

[@Themassivetug]

Bruh I’m dying rn

[@Bruhbhrisnbrubruhg]

@@kairose_gaming7324 karen is a women who asks for a manager

[@xxhazeraxx3869]

Dan:"You can try out new glasses too" Also Dan: *Chooses the glasses that look similiar to the one he's wearing in 2022 now* Me: "You should be a fortune teller! ☺"

[@fabi4940]

5:29 Was that really Exploding TNT I think it was

[@alexanderzangal4125]

O.o

[@alexanderzangal4125]

Maybe lol

[@itsdalion6612]

Yep he had the tick on his name

[@izoela68]

ITS THE MOUSE!!

[@uptowngammer2123]

I love exploding tnr

[@oldgamegoat1524]

Old McDanald had a farm... Wait... had This is how many farms Dan had ↓

[@itzlightz9036]

Me:21 Gamegoat:you stupid

[@JamesIsHere5]

I hate these fricken comments

[@itzlightz9036]

@@JamesIsHere5 why

[@namnam6595]

This is stupid -.-

[@fanofthomasandedwardalyssa3151]

Old mcdan had a farm dimond dimond oh

[@Nightman5694]

8:28 | After watching this video for probably the 3rd time, I only just noticed this, but is that an ENDOSKELETON?!

[@paintingwithgrace]

😂

[@matthewboire6843]

Maybe?

[@thefinfinator270]

3:50 this is what I want to see bringing me in to the light

[@natlix2877]

4:20 and this is what would bring me down to hell

[@gayghostguy2089]

Imagine if DanTDM was the president

[@tage0505]

5tr0n9 r080t man Imagine

[@Groudon_Jz]

He could be a super good president

[@thatgaychildandsomelgbtq2980]

That would would be awesome

[@kingovhartz1148]

Dantdm for president BET

[@Fafiizok]

@Sharla Baldwin scammer!

[@short8307]

Imagine Jemma walking in during his “saxophone playing”

[@paultawadros4930]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

[@oliverrow2275]

lol

[@IAmInYourCommentSection]

lol

[@morebiscuity3287]

Lol

[@ksubswithnovideos-st7vw]

👁👄👁

[@renitasukhnath1399]

12:11 he predicted his future 😮

[@Obedthian-UK]

Real

[@lauradarling-lagamma6983]

Exact same glasses lol

[@SoulLiveYT]

Everyone thinks of eboy when we think of him as a voice actor but only ogs remember when he voice acted in skylanders

[@tizzz0yt104]

This is how many jobs dan could have if he quit youtube. 👇

[@zmansadventures]

42 jobs

[@caprisuncatcaller6994]

100?!!?!!

[@laceylulu9478]

139 wow that's mean

[@annedroid2273]

171. Wow. 🤣🤣

[@Ajeepercreeper]

Owen Withecombe I said he would be a stripper 😂😂😂

[@tinakwan2859]

He just roasted Mr Trump saying, "I need to be more ORANGE"😂

[@Violet450]

Get rekt trump!!!

[@mehizcringe]

Thank you. I’m terrified of clowns. Thank you Dan. You are my lord and saviour now for not making yourself a clown

[@kitty_claws_x]

He should become a photoshoper

[@bugglybuzzaway]

You shouldn't be afraid of clowns.

[@justbarbatos]

@@bugglybuzzaway people have fears that they cant control.

[@bugglybuzzaway]

@@justbarbatos true but its a bit stupid.

[@Chitrousdig]

2:05 Afghanistan version of dantdm

[@isaacloveland4332]

How many people would vote for Dan as US President. Edit: I get it he lives UK please stop comment about that it's kinda of annoying

[@pronectar6866]

Isaac Loveland obviously me

[@terribleoof6043]

He lives in the UK tho

[@DarkEliteXY]

@@terribleoof6043 make him their queen

[@kelseymcnew5570]

He wasn't born here so ... Impossible. Presidents must be born on US soil, not just a citizen.

[@chestre]

@@DarkEliteXY ye

[@notirelyn]

If he was to quit KZbin he would be a........ Professional photoshopper

[@amyhensley8332]

@@demiraslm745 what's a pimp?

[@mewmastervr3981]

The KZbin world would be come a punk worlc

[@demiraslm745]

@@amyhensley8332 Ummmmmmmm. You are a kid aren't you......... You will learn Later.

[@esmedowthwaite6631]

That's exactly what I was gonna put

[@gcgdestinycalls7487]

He would be a deadbeat

[@PrettyGoodSquid]

Dan: can I Take your Order Me: can I take Your thumbnail

[@madhippo484]

This is one of my most favorite series Dan made

[@fgg419]

If Dan wasn’t a KZbinr, he would be a line (According to the video title)

[@sarahbanholzer4292]

Yassss! Hed be a perfect line

[@wandomnessh2657]

TRU xD

[@javvi9]

LOL

[@mayetumz9954]

Yeah a broken up line

[@dawnstarpro3620]

Lol

[@amyandjamie5115]

5:28 Are we just gunna ignore that that was Exploding tnt

[@speedxpnew3871]

yea nobody realized

[@rianfreemanterry4671]

Omg tahts so true i did not see that!!!

[@rianfreemanterry4671]

Thats*

[@jiggaboojones445]

And aphmau

[@m3lloPanda]

I KNOW NOBODY REALIZED

[@edguy5397]

"I got several offers for esports" We introduce our latest member, NRG DanTDM

[@flaneIIe]

dan is the only one that doesn’t make me mad when he promotes something

[@mika_exist]

Dan: Erase that from your mind instantly Me: Proceeds to take a screenshot

[@sierradoggy3376]

Lol

[@NotJassXD]

Uno reverse card LOL

[@Nolongeractivehere]

Heh

[@Sushisstuff2016]

Dan:Erase your mind immediately -insert when squidward erased his brain

[@Itsmehailee]

lol

[@alypsegaming7952]

Ofcourse a scientist matches you. You have been doing science with trayaurus for years

[@fairjustice8896]

Daniel Cativo not anymore....

[@jessaniesass2152]

True

[@deccyhuh]

FOR TRAYAURUS (salutes)

[@stickmanstudios3742]

Anyone else notice that FREAKING EXPLODING TNT REPLIED ON TWITTER! That guy is a legend

[@awesomeishu]

did you notice that Aphmau replied on twitter in the video?

[@air.world_emvidgrphy]

Yeah you’re not quitting anytime soon, Dan… Your videos are still freaking amazing. I’ve been here on this channel since I turned 4.5 years old. No doubt!

[@ley.vi15]

5:28ish EXPLODINGTNT YASSSSSSSS! Pls don't mind me. Lol😂

[@EGGLORD64]

I saw that to

[@C_496]

I was looking for this comment-_-

[@DrStormZ]

Ikr

[@itskawaiineko4457]

yeah lol

[@kimberleycarroll1077]

Meh to

[@tarkomonstermask605]

Dan should be a Skeleton dog walker I remember you, grim

[@noahblan6908]

Tarko MonsterMask same bro I’ve been watching from 2013

[@bakedsasquash786]

grim😢

[@sugule225]

Grim!!!!!!.............

[@motherphonics5843]

Ya

[@logietheperogie2071]

As a Saxophone player, I would love to teach Dan how to play.

[@n0b0dyreal1y]

Let’s teach him together!

[@navyd7273]

When Dan says he looked good in glasses little did he know he has glasses now!

[@nuriyaalishba6250]

NO! KZbin WILL NEVER DIE! unless you're not in it ​​​

[@treeboi97]

Nuriya Alishba KZbin is already dead it’s golden days are over

[@Y0uTubC0m3ntsRfunny]

Oli Romeril no it’s not KZbin will never be dead

[@lizzy6179]

ElectricGaming - Minecraft, Roblox and More nope it’s not approved =.=

[@shinxaroo]

Gacha Lizzy *Unless*

[@Kromacaust]

Huh

[@satisfyingslimequeen5197]

Second until the chicken nugget dans take over the world... 👇🏼

[@niamh.4]

2 minutes And 1 Second

[@sebdenzil]

I WILL EAT IT!

[@user-qv7to8pk3f]

Phew

[@echopan3274]

“The subject that we would learn would be uhh click bait” Yes please teach me I have no idea how that works

[@bazboo1735]

wait.. If your looking at my DNA.. Do i have a cell for loving chicken nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs specificly?

[@gabrieldeaguiar7345]

Dan: You would be- Ad: LEARNING WITH SIMPLY GUITAR Even KZbin has suggestions

[@paintingroxy1668]

Mine Is sIMpLy PiAnO Download ThE aPp tOdAy

[@alfiebrickfilms5917]

I have simply guitar

[@spogebobsqearpants]

KZbin reccommended jollibee

[@gamergirlelliexbox5994]

Lol

[@i_teleported_bread7404]

Well, he does play the guitar...

[@helenacvitkovic8875]

6:47 the store should be called ‘TDM Tatts’ or ‘TDM Tattoos’

[@ShadowsMusicShed]

4:20 has scarred me for life, there is no going back LOL

[@siobhanetrethewey9849]

If I had Dan as my teacher when I was still is school, I'D SCREAM 'WE HAVE TO BUY YOUR MERCH NOW!!!!!' and I dyed my hair blue because I saw how good it looked on Dan. I've cut it off because it started getting green though.

[@Crimson-Iden]

PLEASE DONT GIVE UP KZbin!!!! I’m a huge fan

[@kevantaylor760]

What if he 73

[@Crimson-Iden]

I guess

[@dudewerejustok2733]

so am i

[@fortnitetips-tipsandgamepl2338]

@Ryan Lee Are you a big fan or are you 73???

[@juub5171]

He won’t for a long time

[@s10bh4n]

dan: “i’m not quitting youtube just yet!” me: *_just yet?_*

[@josephinerojahn87]

I thought that too!!

[@motherphonics5843]

Ya do you really mean you will quite youtube

[@huntergamertv8424]

Will if he died he would quit and it is possible he could get old and give up

[@fnGaming-ph3lg]

Lol 😂

[@croissant9273]

why😥😥😭😭😭😭😓😭😓😭😭😓😭😓😭😓😂

[@WringlesShingles]

5:29 SO THAT’S WHERE TNT HAS BEEN

[@fortmineblox9850]

Dan is a man of great wisdom.

[@CookieGal-]

5:28 So we ain't talking about the fact that ExplodingTNT got in a DanTDM video and replied to him on Twitter?

[@lliee828]

Oh yea right

[@ericofonenthusiast]

NO.

[@WHOOOSHXDOfficial]

Unwanted Trashbag XD

[@shadow...rose.]

Ikr

[@TerrawayYT]

i relized too

[@infinitegamer1762]

4:20 I LAUGHED SO HARD I ALMOST THREW UP

[@shortfusexoxo1]

Same xD

[@tocatocatocaaa9145]

Same !!!!I have puck in ma mouth xD!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😹😹😹😹

[@itzcandigacha4380]

Ewwwww

[@IR0N_R0SE_est87]

Okay BUT whenever I add ONE DROP of milk to tea it instantly changes to The Whole Cow. Werther's Original or Tannin Salon is how I go 6:16

[@Toastybuddy480]

Self destruction sequence in 3 2 1 KABOOM!!!!

[@Crebb2184]

Guys, guys, we all know... He's the Gingerbread Dan

[@michelehobson9061]

...

[@Crebb2184]

@@michelehobson9061 -_-

[@Bigdawg_gaming]

Omg I totally forgot about that

[@noobhead2037]

Hes name is gingerTDM

[@plaguerat6471]

Oh you watched that video too?i did it’s pretty good

[@Cr1ticA]

That beard face is gonna become an instant meme. I KNOW IT! Ok... I take that back. The Trump face!!! Instant meme. Definitely.

[@elsonayson7860]

Noo your wrong because all of them will become MEMES!!

[@VariousJnizzle]

Axl Chavez BOWTHEHH Idk

[@maliksworld8467]

No because it’s on dans channel

[@karinaborja6737]

Meme it now please

[@michaelrosenwantstokillyou3425]

Sulley bearded one is an instant meme

[@Idontknow22642]

Dan: **uses layers** Me: **crying in happiness**

[@pond6663]

Ah yes, Donald Dan Demon Oh no, war Dan nugget He goes to war Confused Dan at Mcdonald:it's a job bro Scary protector of fruits Jurassic world worker Dantdm Dantdm the rider of hippos

[@Spherical1]

Dan: I am not quitting *yet* The entire world stops. *WHAT DID YOU SAY??*

[@hackerfreddy7989]

Hater?

[@Spherical1]

How am I a hater? I LOVE DAN!!

[@curtaingaming4627]

The world: *stops their self* Me:*pauses

[@pointlessvideos940]

Sphere Gaming Sya??

[@cutecattp3075]

Dan at the end said hes not quitting YT it was all a joke.

[@nubert916]

if i quit youtube today i will become *a better dab police*

[@zombiekiller8125]

Pro sleeper

[@Steve-ki3up]

@Maya Jensen it worked!

[@thehandsomebread2679]

Yes...

[@Ana-bj1tv]

Me to me to

[@tonyadoan6496]

Yeaaaasaaaaaah

[@jojobanana3416]

5:29 is The Legend ExplodingTNT

[@mrteddybear9980]

Till this day, Dan is still my favorite yt

[@saadhamadi4709]

Dan: *”If I were to quit KZbin, what would I be?”* Me: *”a gamer, cause that’s what u are”*

[@Never_Qu1t_2013]

AAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@dino-fx2uq]

Smart

[@sinistar6536]

somebody else said that;-;

[@niquecrucifixx]

good point

[@monke7919]

@@dino-fx2uq no no it's called smort

[@Subscriberswithtwovideos-gr6tk]

What camera are you using? *Asking for pewd*

[@Stellar.0]

@moonlight Lauren Hey lol

[@dumbaf9570]

I don't think pewds was even using using a real camera

[@ravenssunglasses2660]

I saw Yr profile in my dream O-O

[@kbailey6081]

His vids must have been shot on a android phone

[@t3npm678]

Why have I seen ur profile picture I think it’s Déjà vu

[@systemical-gaming1643]

This video should reach 200 mil views. It's just so funny and cool!

[@mcflurryarc456]

6:24 Dan: If you go any higher or lower than grans house you should not be drinking tea Me: Isn’t tannin salon higher than grans house Btw hope you have a great day :D BYEEEEEEEE

[@alr]

Dan would be the coolest President :O

[@antcomid]

ye

[@mircea2126]

no pewds

[@prudence433]

san blabla they both live in the Uk where there is no President

[@mircea2126]

@@prudence433 oof

[@dazid3221]

It would be ok I guess

[@veganwater5439]

5:09 when your mum calls u a handsom boy

[@gamingbro1028]

ligma balls littlekiddys * handsome boi

[@jadeespinoza1511]

Looking back on this vid, when he’s doing the scientist job, the glasses he choose are basically the ones he wares now

[@XRunnerXtuf]

This is one of my favorite dantdm videos

[@hega5honda]

same

[@emperorryanii]

1:26 , see he’s professional already, makes music without the instrument.

[@parteichawngthu8442]

HA HA!

[@whoiszimphony]

Lol

[@chachahammas]

Ooooooo

[@chevrolet-poitiers9507]

Hol up...

[@Callawaygolfer]

Lol

[@brandonalvarez5485]

Sees Thumbnail: If I QUIT KZbin .. i would be a ______ sees: _____ A line

[@tanuki4679]

LOL!! SO UNDERRATED XD

[@juliaguillard6221]

Super Gamer you would be super gamer

[@raullozano2765]

Super Gamer

[@C4vn]

Son: Mom can we go see Donald Trump Mom: We have Donald trump at home Donald Trump at home: 4:20

[@mr_turtle09]

Now I want Dan to do my dentist check up.

[@glazednephrite]

*something* Edit: The clothes hanger job is a meme from a girl that said “You don’t need a degree to be a hanger” (or something along those lines)

[@benwilde3719]

It's "everyone says I need to go to college to get a job. I don't need no degree to be a clothing hanger."

[@melindalawing1555]

M

[@Asteru]

Rip vine

[@jomuffins6551]

What machine I’m good at? Gallows

[@hafizemazniku8234]

Wait... you are a gachatubet

[@subswithnovideochallenge-ub7vk]

This is how many DanTDM Videos we will see at the future 👇

[@roniewilliammike7812]

7??

[@mariaalmanza1370]

10000000000000 k

[@cutecattp3075]

Just 7?!

[@Sarah-tj4ii]

99999999999999 million videos

[@bellaspleased]

Iier

[@Goofball_Studios]

He would be pro photoshoper obviously. just look at these masterpieces!

[@DanWith-a-UKE]

I just realized that hat Daniel kind of predicted his future on the science one because he now has the exact same glasses

[@ProfessorWeird]

If I quit youtube, I would be a _________ me: *”i’D bE a hUmAn”*

[@renataolejnik3036]

Not funny...

[@84y87]

Renata Olejnik agreed

[@relearnitall]

uhhh, IM GONNA GO TO MY JOB! IF U GOING TO FUN FUN FOODIES ILL MEET YA THERE

[@relearnitall]

well he basically is but im a *ZoMbIe*

[@scp_n00b9]

I will be a alien

[@musicalmusicman9168]

Dan tdm: creates himself as the president of the United States Donald trump: YOU DID WHAT

[@BibidyIsDignate]

UwU

[@cupcakeloverlol7208]

Hed me the best

[@OfficialFortCraft]

Musical musicman lol

[@aungkaung5104]

O_O

[@mrjimmybob123]

Trump is good but dan would be a legend for a presedent

[@riotcustomstv]

Tbh I wanted him to be a palaeontologists study Dinosaurs or between having a rock/crystal collection and explaining what it is and mostly the price

[@potatoextreme4252]

7:01 Missed opportunity for a TeaDM joke there.

[@stevenelson3537]

You should work at a blueberry factory and the employees are hippos 🤣🤣🤣

[@meowsershenderson1708]

Lol

[@meowsershenderson1708]

I have a better idea. The employees are pugs

[@TheNextTopGamer]

*I am a simple man* 😍 *Dan uploads a video,* _I watch it_

[@juanbyan9770]

Me tooo

[@albertfenech6374]

Yess

[@mudalad1215]

You aren't simple, you are normal

[@cheemfonics]

Is this a reference from an another youtuber?

[@yznma]

Your probably 11 lol

[@Coreplay_]

DON'T QUIT AT ALL! Because I love your videos.

[@sourfar]

13:52 missed opportunity, "dan the hippo man"

[@swagety]

7:28 does anyone else think he should draw what fans tell him to draw.. I loved those videos especially the one where he drew a potato 🥔

[@aterriblemasterpiece]

And a unicorn KZbin and more and more and more and more.....

[@bernaignacio7235]

But this time he should photoshop instead of Drawing them

[@arxs990]

i loved them

[@territaylor3863]

Same

[@MgaDrkSkll]

5:29 Real exploding tnt. Minecraft rp youtuber

[@jennifermiller5696]

I noticed that 2

[@jennifermiller5696]

He makes good vids

[@kimberlywager3031]

Dans eye brows on the science one is just very very weird

[@Intermediatefool]

Technically I think since you are good with photoshop you can do graphic design if you WERE to quit youtube

[@nottyersamv8136]

When Dan says I'm not quitting KZbin.... YET Everyone: wait what

[@user-yx7tz3th5v]

Nottyers YT he’s obviously going to quit at some point

[@BillyTheHorse]

He is quitting jobs

[@basicxllyuni4105]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@snailcucumber1279]

I realized your profile picture

[@rmslusintania7720]

@@user-yx7tz3th5v yeah

[@gunm33t18]

Professional tea maker…if that even is a thing🤔🤔🤔

[@flash2989]

He was suggested to be a Professional tea maker because he's from UK lol.

[@jessaniesass2152]

Dan does love his tea

[@juliabrooks8011]

Yes I am dat

[@lukemartin179]

Yes.

[@lsd5789]

You absolute genius gunmeet Singh!

[@pspop]

Little did Dan know he would be wearing those glasses in the future………. 12:11

[@jellystar88acnhandmore_83]

12:19 he had no idea that it's sometime in the future that he was gonna end up actually wearing glasses

[@gopika2692]

10:49 u forgot to put blue hair on the banana

[@shamimaislam9406]

Heh small hair

[@demonknight0412]

Yea

[@thewannabedog5091]

But...we're would the hair be?

[@nylaeditsfr]

3 years later he now has the glasses he put on himself on the scientist

[@muffintime6316]

1:26 HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH it was the face and how he played the imaginary saxophone

[@aylawilde4101]

5:55 God said "Let there be light." And there was Dan's face for some reason

[@matthewboire6843]

“Let there be dan”

[@TheBarleyFunShow]

who's lying in bed scrolling through the comments? thanks dan for inspiring me to create, i just hit 4k!

[@LmaoMeowz]

me

[@naomi8168]

h0w Yu0 Kn0w?!?

[@bonniebunbuns630]

yeah how did you know

[@SuperDzack]

@PewDie Pie OMG PEWDIE PIE

[@racheldube9035]

Oh I am!🤣😝😝😴😴😘😘🤩🤩😎😎😨👍👍👍👍🏻👍🏻

[@malady-]

Omg, on the president one, talk about mask tan!!

[@Randomdude681]

0:21 Dan: unfortunately i am not quiting KZbin just YET Me: YET? WHY? WHY NOT STAY HERE TILL YOUR GRAVE?

[@bloxygurlanimations9752]

You with a beard 😂😂😂😂 Edit: I almost choked when you put ur face on Donald trump 😂😂😂

[@lordesspyrite4739]

are you ok? what were you choking on?

[@bloxygurlanimations9752]

Taylor Lestini yes I’m fine thx 😄 I was having some deep dish stringy pizza